Thread 722948141

13 days.
You did pre-order Carol's game...Right?

>>722948202
Here, I have a gift for you, Spingus:

>>722948202
Thank you for setting up the bait to keep this thread bumped.

>>722948141 (OP)
blow your brains out subhuman pedophile shill dev

>>722948202
im amazed the dev can afford to pay 10 people to shill this trash

CLEAN IT UP JANNY

So let me get this straight
>one person is developing this game
>he's also shilling it here and bumping his threads all day every day
>also secretly working on the lewd mod
>also playing his own game all day so the steam charts player count doesn't drop to 0
>also commissioning art of his game paying the artists with nothing since his game doesn't sell and he has to spend his time doing all of the above
How can one man hold this much power?

>>722948647
The only one capable of stopping this frenchman is himself.

>>722948141 (OP)
I did and its pretty fun
I do hope that they take a second look at the Glalhalla battle, the last section with the bomb is fucking annoying with how tanks and heavies constantly respawn on that last stretch
>>722948647
Choco is a Bogdanoff

>>722948647
No its a team.
You believe the schizoid?
Why wait 2 years to make the lewd mod? Why would issues exist if it was the dev?
Based.|

If it was choco making the mod then 2x based. Doubt tho.

>>722948732
Yeah it is kinda crap there there, first time through it felt like there was no progressing because of the spawns.

Carol is cute

>>722948202
> Up to 46
INFINITE GROWTH!
OVER 50 PLAYERS ON RELEASE: GUARANTEED!!

>>722948732
If and when they do fix it, they should also add it as a multiplayer mode. Carolfront 2 online would be kino

>>722948202
obsessed

i AM buying Carol's game
it actually looks fun

>>722949810
Post proof.

>>722948256
>>722948282
>>722948647
>>722948724
>>722948732
>>722949003
>>722949184
>>722949608
>>722949810
>>722950171
samefag

>>722949184
She is!
But would you all buy it if she looked like THIS?

>>722950287
And you are me.

>>722950437
>down syndrome mod

>>722950287
Replying to this post to bump the thread.

>>722950882
Downirism

EVERYONE! POST ALL ONIRISM FAN ART YOU HAVE. I WANT MORE

>>722948141 (OP)
Violent sex with monster MILFs

>>722951798
Carol... you're...

>>722948141 (OP)
They're gonna fix the engine exploit before release right?

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

>>722952142
If you have to ask youre too stupid to be worrying about it.

>>722951798
Heh

>>722949184
Not just cute. Sexually attractive.

very organic thread

>>722952403
I know this reads "damn bitch, you live like this?" because of the meme but man French is one wacky language.

>>722951798
Our favorite canonically bottom prince

>13 days
>pre order
I thought you pedophiles said the game released in September?

>>722948202
>all time peak
>46

>>722952512
Truth

>>722953075
all me btw

>>722952972
It got delayed once again. This is the last delay they swear (maybe)
And don't call me that just because I wanna kiss Carol's bare chest

>>722952265
I mean it's conceivable they're crunching so hard they missed all the emails and such

>>722952269
sauce?

>>722953308
>It got delayed once again
Kek how many delays is this now, like #50? I don't get why you pedos still believe in this weirdo.

>>722953379
I dunno. Found it here

>>722953448
2 delays

>>722953308
sauce?

Beat me, hate me
You could never break me
Will me, thrill me
You can never kill me
Jew me, sue me
Everybody, do me
Kick me, kike me
Don't you black or white me

>>722953513
Ruthless peasant I think. It's an innocent picture but it looks like she's reaction to seeing a willy, which is hot. I think he does it on purpose because it's not the first time either

ohayo, peasants

Onirism is NOT a pedo game

>>722954245
Cute 'nubia

>>722954348
- said the pedo, hoping people would actually believe him this time. (They didn't)

>>722954185
I'd force myself on Carol

>>722954348
I wouldn't care if it was

literally what the fuck is this game none of the screenshots or trailers help what genre is it what do you do

When the game was nearly out, you guys posting a lot made me curious about picking it up but now these frequent threads despite it being delayed again and again just sorta wore out my interest. Like the shilling was working but then got fumbled.

Carol?

>>722955314
Jumping and shooting. And dress up pretty girl

>>722955314
it's a cunny sex sim disguised as a platformer that's the meme. you get halfway through and it gets explicitly sexual

>>722955561
quit spoiling the twist

>>722955439
Exposed pits, shoulders and collarbones. Are you mad, little girl? These men are gonna get riled up

>>722955314
the dev doesnt know what kind of game it is either

>>722955314
its a third/first person shooter and platformer.

>>722948141 (OP)
will they delay it again?

I've spoken on this subject before but I'll say it again. The gameplay webms do look fun but I won't be playing a pedophile coded game. If they had made their main character a normal video game hero instead of a female child, I might've considered playing it, but as it stands, the developers have chosen to pander to the pedophile audience instead of to real human beings

>13 days
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>722956132
Ok bye Mr gay

>>722955314
ratchet and clankXalice in wonderland

I've spoken on this subject before but I'll say it again. The gameplay webms do look fun and I will be playing a pedophile coded game. If they had made their main character a normal video game hero instead of a female child, I wouldn't have considered playing it, but as it stands, the developers have chosen to pander to the pedophile audience instead of pathetic losers.

>>722955353
>I'm a totally innocent bystander who was totally interested in the game but then my totally genuine interest vanished for uhhh *checks notes* reasons
You tards are not sending your best.

>>722956242
I really hope this doesnt get delayed again cause I am really in the mood for a ratchet and clank clone

I will literally never buy or play this game but I do enjoy all the shitposting it brings about

>>722956296
just another year and youll hit 50 peak players pedobro /)
we can do this!

>>722956457
carol when I can't decide what outfit to put her in.

>>722956296
What would be my agenda for my comment? You seem to imply I have one. Obviously one could say you're shilling, your interest would be clear. I don't think you're a shill, just a fan, but you see my point? I have nothing to gain by saying I've lost interest. It's normal for people to be put off by delays.
>*checks note*
no redditisms please

>check the latest costume entries
not ba-
>that "sword"
nigga...

>>722956772
its a ballon sword its always going to look like a cock

>>722956939
You lose the ability to play plausible deniability when you include the little part meant to stimulate the clit.

>>722956772
>sword has a unique mechanic to make it bigger if she blows into it

Does the game have deep class progression?

>>722956772
The sword looks even more penisy here

>>722957251
the world isn't ready for carol clussy

>>722956772
I haven't started working on my entries yet, but these are my favorites so far

>>722957251
How far can she sallow the sword?

>>722948202
fpbp
fuck the western troon trying to associate with japanese greatness
nobeta mogged you and you are still mad. KYS you and your carol

>>722958075
>French Beauty

>entire soundtrack has been updated for 1.0
>so far we've heard the revised raggs shop theme and the new "hunt" track

>>722956772
I really like thr Artificer but the jester is cute given it's a reference to TADC >>722957251

>>722958431
people only like TADC cause pomni is hot

>>722958186
>nobeta mogged you
Your game can't even keep a thread up for more than three posts, which explains why you have to shit and piss and cry and bitch in every Onirism thread. Without Carol you are NOTHING.
>>722944629

>release delayed to the 23rd
>poe league announced to release on the 27th
guess i'll be holding off on playing onirism

>Something else is happening on the day onirism releases
damn. sucks for something else.

>>722956772
ooouuuuhhh puppet

I'm so excited bros it's so close

>>722959387
it's close, and so am i

>>722948141 (OP)
>look it up
>it's Fr*nch
Nope, get fucked fagguettes, lole.

>>722959542
@grok is this real?

>>722957226
Nope

>it's Fr*nch
That explains why it has such a sexy little girl protag

Someone make a carol as a Bogdanoff pic please

>>722948141 (OP)
I’m sorry is this NOT out?
So you’ve been relentlessly shilling this game with borderline general threads for what seems like almost 10 years and it NEVER actually released?
Are you FUCKING insane

>>722959816
Correct. You've seen but a glimpse of our power. Kneel and beg for mercy.

>>722959816
>Are you FUCKING
Did you just ask a 10 year old girl if she's sexually active, you sick fuck?

>>722959816
Care to explain why you don't post this in Project Zomboid threads?

>>722959949
This picture scares me. It is too powerful... Too absolute...

>>722959912
carols face after i sneak a kiss on her haha

>i-is that the french?!
>AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ENGLAND SAVE MEEEE

>>722960079
On the cheek, right anon?

>>722960210
i would never waste a surprise kiss on the cheek. lips only

>>722960346
>when he doesn't know about the 3rd delay

>>722951798
Got this in a draw thread on 8Cake 2.0

*siiiip*

i keep getting sick
don't know if i'll have a submission this year

>>722961039
I'm on Team Raggs.

>>722961118
When are we getting the C-team fighting game?

>>722948202
fpbp

>>722953513
>>722953894
It is RuthlessPeasant, yes.

>>722961301
It already exists.
In the C-team mod for Stardew Valley.

>>722959542
no challenge for Macron

I wonder how far choco went with the hair dyes. This is supposed to be just scratching the surface so I hope there's some crazy ones.

>thread suddenly dead
What killed the hype.

>>722962535
Carol never showed her feet

keeping the thread alive

>>722961779
my teabagging lich clip gets around

>>722955314
Gameplay-wise, it's a combination of Ratchet & Clank, Doom, and Serious Sam. It's hard to describe because it really does have a lot of content & that description doesn't really do it justice. It's more like a trip back to your childhood if you grew up in the late 90s/early 2000s.

>>722962623
I'd almost say it's a love letter to shooters as a genre with platforming mixed in for good measure. So many weapons, levels, and outfits are references to shooters like Resident evil, Battlefront, Payday, Goldeneye, and more. It even foes further than that with a lot of the little secret levels being homages to Crash Bandicoot

POV: you just made a 3rd delay joke

>>722962895
i could take her

>>722948256
>ai made her pajamas into a nightgown
cute

I wanna be that octopus

>>722948202
So it's just the devs and his fag friend spamming carol threads for years? What a fucking schizo

all me

i think carol is a cute

>>722963242
Carol please...! Stop looking at it like that. It gets bigger I swear!

>>722963242
She wide.

>>722963316
She's picky

>>722955441
>Bunbun Carlish

More monstergirls, please.
Or Blueberry, he's more than fine too.

1.0, here we come!

>>722964056
Holy soul.

>>722964056
Now stealing from Donkey Kong? How shameless can Choco be?!

>>722964056
woah look at her go

>>722964056
Based and spacepilled

Where's the anon that keeps giving our art requests. I'd like one too

2 more weeks? More than enough time for a road trip.

>>722965054
these are the best. i require more

Does anyone have a good Anubia for a ref?
Just standing in a neutral pose and expression?
I already have the pages from the Potionomics art book.

>>722965185
Stole this from the drawthread spammer.

>>722965054
>Monster energy drink
Cringe an ebil

>>722948141 (OP)
I refunded it

>>722965269
>>722965292
Thanks, bros

>>722965292
Pits and almost side boob

>>722948141 (OP)
I boughted it

What do Meng's lips taste like?

>>722965479
Like mine (I'm a human male btw)

>>722965292
You really to quit being such a fucking drama gaslighting asshole, especially when the 'spammer' you bitch about is trying to get art of the characters we like here. Are you some petty greedy faggot who only wants what you specifically want drawn? Not only that but on those threads you keep siding with the actual spammer who hates all the C-team characters except Hat Kid and would spam Dazzi in these threads trying to force her into the team and get free art of her.

How would Meng and Carol react and say if they saw your "gun"

>>722952142
They're gonna optimize the file size before release, right?

>>722965678
Blah blah blah.

>>722965678
Who tf is dazzi

>>722965740
I don't think so, and the game is actually fuckhuge to justify the size.

Did someone say Dazzi?

>>722965740
Carol's game isn't asset flip slop. It's hard to optimize when you're not rehashing castle brick textures.

>>722965740
You think 44gb is a problem?

>>722965740
There's little room to because the environments are all so different.
Maybe they can find somewhere to cut half a gig though, before they then pile on another dozen gig afterwards

>>722965791
How much more have they added past the big arctic area with the sea because that's the last time I played and it was like 10GB back then.

>>722965731
They would get curious and stare

>>722956132
>Focuses on the perfectly chaste child instead of all the adult women with big bouncing boobies

>>722965812
>drivelets bitching about 43 fucking gb
>choco confirmed 3 more areas are coming with 1.0. all fuckhuge and vastly different from each other in aesthetics
50gb final file size? 60? heh, that's nothing.

>>722965870
4 new areast past the Boreale sea.

>>722956772
I think you are seeing things desu

>>722965870
I think that's less than half into the game NOW, and we're only up to Marshmallot. Gonna feel like 1/3 of the game or less for 1.0 is my guess

>>722965790
The C-teams primary power source.

>>722965968
The one problem is I'm not a drivelet but I am an internet speedlet, I'm gonna be waiting hours to install the 1.0 update that will probably be a far bigger download than just the new content and miss the first day of multiplayer

More sexy Carol please

>>722964056
That's so cute. Whoever made that is eternally based.

>>722967013
AI made it

>>722967074
Oh... yeah, I can see it with the hands now. Well, I am just going to pretend I didn't hear that because it's cuter that way.

>>722967190
The future is now, old man.

>>722967190
Pretty sure it's image to video though, the first frame is real

>>722948141 (OP)
I'm honestly refunding it when it comes out of early access

>>722965054
Carol no! Kids shouldn't be drinking energy drinks!

>>722961118
I'm familiar with the three on the right but what about the two on the left?

>>722948623
Clean up what? The trannyfrog spam?

>>722968246
Anubia from Potionomics and Beebz from Demon Turf.

>>722967925
uh, I think I broke my carol figurine

>>722968938
this would sell billions

>>722968938
For the last time. No, punk carol figure, I will not hot glue you. You were a limited edition. Do you have any idea how expensive you were?

>>722967361
"Refunding it" implies you already own it
By the time it leaves early access, 2 weeks will have passed.

>>722968378
Neat, thx

>>722968938
ToT

>>722950287
Truly 4chan X losing the ability to detect unique IPs is one of the worst things that ever happened to this place.

how am I supposed to get over to this Tough Corner shop in Rusty Canyon?
I moved the Ferry over for a second updraft but it makes the dandelion puff break after I get the altitude from it so I can't make it to the second

>>722971579
Them breaking is a bug. Think I got over by jumping onto the flower and using the jetpack to get a vertical boost. You can also come back after marshmallot.

>>722971786
Anyway to prevent the bug or am I stuck having to come back later

>>722971986
Not sure. If you cant get it with the pack after the boat boost then gotta delay.

>>722971579
Six shots

>>722972101
Where is the jetpack? If you can get it before Rusty then I've missed it somehow

>>722971579
melee-dash-repeat

>>722971579
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=onmEt00EgYE

I really want to know why 4chan allows this blatant spam

>>722972465
Can you spam your head with bullets?

>>722972465
But why won't you wonder the same for Dandy's World threads, the totally-not-generals for a literal Roblox game?

>>722972465
>People discussing videogames?
>On MY /v/!?
>JANNIES KILL THESE ANONS!
>*jacks off to BBC threads*

>>722972465
this but for miku threads

>>722972353
Thanks Anon

>>722972465
Hey, cool it with the Frankophobia pal.

why does the game run so bad though

>>722974214
french jank

>>722974214
Are you SURE it isn't your hardware, anon?

>>722975201
Game has always been a bit on the heavy side for how it looks...
I heard it even gets ~30FPS in some places on the 'eck

>>722975271
Ah, so the listed system requirements aren't up to date then?

>>722975201
yea, multiple pcs
5600x + 6700xt
i9 11900kb + 5070
on the amd one it literally hard crashes my pc after which i have to enable the gpu in device manager again

>>722975393
amd is an amd thing if its in the tutorial

>>722975338
They should be correct, maybe slightly heavier nowadays. Except for some PCs, it lags unreasonably. Just refund if it's the case for you

>>722975393
>>722975426
Interesting. Last time I played it in EA was with an AMD setup and I don't remember having this kind of issue then. Must have manifested sometime after.

>>722975426
For the unaware, the AMD tutorial video issues should disappear in 1.0 now that Choco is getting rid of them.

How do I get it working on Steam Deck? my dpad and thumbstick inputs don't work

>>722948141 (OP)
No feet = no preorder

>>722977221
Wait until 1.0 . Controller support is fucked rn

>>722977409
There are skins that show feet. And tummy. And pits. And a bit of butt

>>722977409
beach level + carolcustomizer

>>722977409
Carol is a complete footslut

I don't pre-order games.

>>722974454
Full pic?

>>722977556
You get 20+ hours of EA content with this one, though. And that's just the SP campaign

>>722977961
I do not pre-order games.

>>722948202
FPBP
niggerismtrannies need to kill xerxelves

>>722968378
my wife

>>722965740
My problem is the performance rather than size. I can run the unoptimized mess that is Serious Sam 4 but Onirism is fucking unplayable.

>>722977485
>>722977524
>>722977530
Post her bare soles then

>>722977556
>>722977972
based

>>722978160
What's your setup like? Will it run like ass on a 3060 ti?

I like Carol's butt.

>>722979456
Oh yeah? Well so do I !

>>722962969
Could you really?

>>722980928
Hot

>>722974214
>>722975393
>>722978160
some large areas like chroma falls are just kind of unoptimized and it's unfortunate that it's literally the first area so it leaves a bad impression, the newer content is pretty much rock solid
graphics options don't seem to do much and the biggest culprit is the resolution imo, on my 10 year old hardware I drop it to 720p and it works pretty well

>>722980928
>tfw this happened with me and my sister once when we were playing around

We just quietly went into our seperate rooms. We haven't talked about it since

>>722981176
when was that? recently?

>>722981176
>We just quietly went into our seperate rooms
bet she fingered her shit crazy style right after

>>722981320
Nah I was like 15 and her 12. I mean at that age you get a boner from anything but still

>>722948141 (OP)
gaem needs more zomboe maps

I would buy it if she didn't look like a gremlin

>>722981638
ENOUGH WITH THE ZOMBIE MAPS

>>722981638
There's a fair bit already...Try to clear the Arcade maps on higher difficulties. Insomniac gets sticky to me with most maps

>>722948141 (OP)
I'm proud to have refunded this slop. Fuck off.

if you didn't care about the game, you wouldn't visit the threads

>>722982124
You never bought it, Spingus

>>722982124
filtered

>>722982235
>>722982247
Say again, Cletus?

inb4 another delay

>>722982447
no

needs a lewd zombie carol mod

You will buy Onirism. You will recommend it to your fellow cunny-bros.

We have Taokaka at home.

>>722948202
/thread

>>722982927
a bit slow with the egyptian stuff aren't we

I dislike the starting level

>>722985406
Chroma Falls is not my favorite, either.

>>722985406
Game becomes 10/10 in the meadows. It's fun until then but man after the meadows I wish every map was open world.

>>722948202
kek, this tranny game can't even surpass concord

>>722968938
chat is this real?

>>722959034
>Carol 02-D

>>722983872
if this got in what are the odds of a >>722965793 >>722966025 cameo/reference?

>>722948141 (OP)
Already boughtened.

Is there a demo of this game? I tried playing a game called Innocent Assault and that shit murdered my hands and wrists despite not being too hard or button-intensive.

>>722987524
There's older versions you can pirate.
If you want something legal, there's an old demo on their gamejolt page but it's like 7 years old so it's gonna be rough, a lot has changed since then.
https://gamejolt.com/games/Onirism/310178

>>722987803
oof, I'll look elsewhere thanks. Also, can you freely change from 3rd person to 1st person mode in this game?

>>722987856
toggle in settings apparently, never used it

>>722987174
>43gb
how unoptimized is this dogshit

>>722988136
see responses from earlier
>>722965740

>>722988136
It can't run on a Steam Deck at 90fps; it's dogwater.

>>722986817
if you have enough dedication like that one Anubiafren >>722954245
It could be possible

>>722988318
what do you mean? what does my dedication have to do with dazzi being referenced in the game?

>>722983872
Is this a mod or did they actually add an anubia reference?

>>722988452
in 1.0

>>722983872
am I going crazy or was there a white/ash palette swap version of this costume?

>>722988708
the anubia one is the palette swap. tis the original default

>>722988774
Nice. The egypt section is going to be pure kino.

>>722988854
I can see the headlines now. "Baguette Goblin loots ancient temples! Steals priceless artifacts!"

>>722988318
>Carol in a tubetop and a cloud
Would a french cloud behave differently to a regular cloud?

>>722988774
>new Carol has round fingers
>her toes are still square shaped
CHOCOOOOOO FIX HER FEET ALREADY

>>722989219
>Carol in a tubetop
Choco is smart enough to know how far he can go. This will never happen.

qrd on the gameplay I might try it when it comes out

>>722965321
She's a monster

>>722990001
It's jankier doom but for kids and uohphiles

>>722990252
looks like shit famalam

>>722990001
shoot stuff
jump on stuff
collect stuff

I decided to finally give it a try and wtf why are there just a bunch of knock-off CoD zombies maps in the game?

>>722990872
Why not? They're just a bunch of side content to play with after the main campaign.

>>722991023
I just didn't expect it is all, I tried one that was blatantly just Tranzit and now I am doing one that is just Voyage of Despair

>>722989356
He can never do it because everyone would call it "the feet update"

>>722974191
Why is an Algerian-looking gal representing France.

>>722948141 (OP)
ask me again once a certain mod has scenes with actual humans yet

child

suddenly

>>722991126
That's just how she rolls

even the ost cover is kino art
Choco sama... I kneel

>>722993149
Not uncommon for the CarolGODs

>>722965054
Damn she's so cool

>>722993149
imagine if IP counters weren't removed

>>722992592
Old model Carol

>>722968938
Nice action.

>>722993437
bro forgot about the old onirism threads

>thread still up
WHAAAAA?!

>you shoot on release, not on press
that's so weird, dude

>>722995958
You'll be spamming the semi-fire guns anyway.

Almost finished charging.

O.N. Rism was her?

>>722996685
Carol smug grin and legs...

>>722997843
Carol PLEASE.

>>722997843
We'll hear her say this line for real soon...

look at them go!

Why is it called Onirism? What's that?
I haven't seen any reference or explanation in game.

>>722956242
There is 1st person aim now? How do I switch it on?

>>722998715
Onirism is a real life word meaning something akin to dreaming while awake. The premise appears to be carol is dreaming the game, as there's a leaked scene where she wakes up at the end. (Also makes sense as she can't sleep in the campaign when the other characters do)

>>722999035
Settings>gameplay>first person view
It'll switch to fps when aiming guns, keeping third when melee

>>722999035
Toggle it in the settings.

uhhhh, hello?

>gookmoot gets rid of IP counters
>number of goblinism shilling threads drastically increases
What an interesting complete coincidence.

>>722949003
>Why would issues exist if it was the dev?
Because if they didn't exist everyone would know it's him... But the animation in the mod is too on point, you can tell it's the same person making them

globinize the child

Hardware requirements? Will it run in Steam/Proton/Wine easily in Troonix?

I've beat the spider boss and unlocked the door to the village. When do I get to edit my loadout and obtain/switch costumes?

>>723001585
Actually step inside the village and find Raggs.

>>723001165
don't do this it creates pressurized air

>>722982282
>Has to pay digital tax
cuck lol

>>722948141 (OP)
Not a fucking cumbrain pedo, so no idea what this is

>>723002302
If you have no idea what this is, how do you know it's pedo?

Uh, choco bro?

>auto sage
Jannies are afraid.

>>723002302
>here's this extremely specific insult and also I don't know what that is teehee gigglesnort
Anyway I don't see how that's in any way related to Carol's game.

Janny's fury...

Carol won