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Anonymous No.722949494 [Report] >>722949554 >>722951218 >>722952541 >>722952621 >>722952993 >>722967465 >>722967803 >>722968006 >>722969195 >>722973345 >>722974029
>no one was able to beat incel% world record... until anonymous69 found a new stategy that would change this speedrun forever: rape
Anonymous No.722949554 [Report]
>>722949494 (OP)
he didn't say that.
Anonymous No.722949836 [Report] >>722949921 >>722950019 >>722950697 >>722950984 >>722951064 >>722952026 >>722952106 >>722952520 >>722952756 >>722952906 >>722953002 >>722955037 >>722958308 >>722960006 >>722960404 >>722963245 >>722964161 >>722966574 >>722967570 >>722968537 >>722973870
When did you grow out of speedrunning videos?
Anonymous No.722949921 [Report] >>722966303 >>722967018
>>722949836
when he removed Home - We're Finally Landing as the intro song
Anonymous No.722950019 [Report] >>722950178 >>722950315 >>722950407 >>722954146
>>722949836
trannies made speedrunning uninteresting to me. at first it was appealing because video games made in the past 15yrs have sucked, so replaying the old good ones with challenges is a good way to cope.

i used to watch cosmo streams then he trannied out and became a semi-homeless wretch
used to watch GDQ then it became a transgender convention with bans for anyone sane or interesting like rwhitegoose
Anonymous No.722950054 [Report] >>722951046
>and thats' where the record stayed for days... then weeks... then months

>and then....... .... .. . .. . . .
>THIS happened
>BWAAAAAAA
Anonymous No.722950178 [Report]
>>722950019
And a lot of newer games are too long and don't have the interesting glitches and exploits.

Playing arcade games for score is often more interesting imo.
Anonymous No.722950315 [Report] >>722954146 >>722977048
>>722950019
at least he's detransitioning
Anonymous No.722950407 [Report] >>722950518 >>722952425 >>722967131 >>722973442
>>722950019
>summoning salt starts using female pronouns to refer to a streamer
>their username is something like "JeffTheDude" or "RunnerGuy1996"
>video stream comes up and it's either just a guy (they troon out later) or just a dude in a dress
this shit happens way too often
Anonymous No.722950518 [Report] >>722951356
>>722950407
I have never seen this in his videos
Anonymous No.722950523 [Report]
>Imagine... that at the end of each mario level... there isn't a bus stop

bluds WTF?????
Anonymous No.722950631 [Report]
>SummoningSalt was at the top of his game... pulling in 1million+ views per video
>UNTIL *vine boom*
>he released a VHS for his fellow soilennials to consume
>sales were terrible, delivery and procurement was a mess
>haemoraghing money he made a post on youtube about feeling suicidal and postponed the next video
LOL!!!!!!! such is the fate of all speedtrooners
Anonymous No.722950697 [Report]
>>722949836
After maybe like the 10th one? Speedrun history videos are all always the exact same shit no matter who makes them, they're total white noise content.
Anonymous No.722950894 [Report] >>722967364 >>722967540 >>722968186
>bashing your head against the same exact level over and over for months on end, learning insanely complicated skills that outside of that game have no use whatsoever, for the small chance for your time to be the #1 place untied on a website for like a day before it gets tied or beaten by someone a picosecond faster
In retrospective, is speedrunning one of the most degenerate hobbies out there?
Anonymous No.722950984 [Report] >>722951119 >>722951213
>>722949836
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b56N17d4WnM
Anonymous No.722951046 [Report]
>>722950054
The way the song comes in cracks me up way too much no wonder it's meme'd
Anonymous No.722951064 [Report] >>722967816
>>722949836
i legit can not watch any content when/once someone troons out like joegoes/barnyb.

even their old content is tainted to me
Anonymous No.722951119 [Report]
>>722950984
Goose won.
Anonymous No.722951210 [Report] >>722951943 >>722952134 >>722967714
I kinda want to start speedrunning a bunch of old games under the name N1GG3RK1LL3R1488 or some shit so that eventually some Youtuber is forced to mention me in a speedrun history video.
Anonymous No.722951213 [Report]
>>722950984
reminder he did this rant around the time his mother had either just died or was dying of pancreatic cancer :(
Anonymous No.722951218 [Report]
>>722949494 (OP)
I have anti speedrun fatigue
Anonymous No.722951291 [Report]
>mfw he uses the word "she" in his video
Anonymous No.722951356 [Report] >>722965727 >>722967675
>>722950518
I've noticed a couple times some "glitch hunter" or a TAS'er or some other weird autist nerd shit will have a female name and for like 10 minutes ill be sitting there like "is it actually going to be a real female this time?" and no, its always a fucking troon
Anonymous No.722951550 [Report]
Trannies ruin everything.
Anonymous No.722951943 [Report] >>722957075 >>722957339 >>722968289 >>722973657
>>722951210
>He doesn't know
Leader boards won't acknowledge you if you have a no no name or even a no no opinion. You get excommunicated even if you are the world record holder. Western ALMOST got unpersoned after a false allegations from his ex and never got his mod status back for a bunch of pokemon games
Anonymous No.722952026 [Report]
>>722949836
I watched speedruns for all the games I played growing up so I don't have any more I care to watch
I never bothered watching speedrun adjacent content, I only watched the runs themselves
Anonymous No.722952106 [Report] >>722952393
>>722949836
when I realized all he does is segments that change with "and one day...... this happened:"
Anonymous No.722952134 [Report] >>722952263
>>722951210
They'll just give you a pseudonym. It happens a lot for cheaters to prevent harassment.
Anonymous No.722952263 [Report]
>>722952134
Many times they just strip all of your titles and runs and throw them in the trash unless you are actually important figuring out new tricks/tech
Anonymous No.722952393 [Report]
>>722952106
I tuned out when he stopped talking about how some of the low-level elements of the code were exploited in older games; those technical aspects were interesting.

Who cares about "After 724 tries, RNG and execution lined up and SomeTranny69 went 1/10 of a second faster than PoopFarten, getting the WR back... Until..."
Anonymous No.722952425 [Report]
>>722950407
The best part when summoning salt use different pronoun in the middle of video
Kek
Anonymous No.722952520 [Report] >>722952706 >>722967450
>>722949836
I actually stopped bring interested on speedruns when niggers started normalizing 20 minutes, 30 minutes or even 1+hour runs
nigga I want to see people breaking mario games and finishing them in a few minutes
Anonymous No.722952541 [Report]
>>722949494 (OP)
Keep saying it
Anonymous No.722952621 [Report]
>>722949494 (OP)
I didn't know he made a video of Arkham Asylum.
Anonymous No.722952706 [Report] >>722953032
>>722952520
Nigga sub 20 minute runs suck ass. The sweet spot is 30minutes-2 hours. Actual "this run is too damn long" is shit like stadium round 2 which is 29 fucking hours long with only 1 man having the autism to route a game that fucking long with that many variables
Anonymous No.722952756 [Report]
>>722949836
I only watch zfg streams
Anonymous No.722952906 [Report]
>>722949836
honestly I just watch them for vidya exploits, normally WR is the only thing I would ever watch and I would NEVER touch live runs because that shit is fucking BORING as all hell having to watch some dude reset the rest every 20 min because something didn't go right, now that I think of it, speedruns kind of suck, only when they have a good personality that make it watchable does it become enticing but good luck finding that
Anonymous No.722952993 [Report]
>>722949494 (OP)
>game is so shit no one wants to speed run it
what's her name?
Anonymous No.722953002 [Report] >>722953729
>>722949836
The dumbass fucking usernames kills the momentum in these videos desu. It ALMOST make me want to speedrun something like Mario 64 with the worst username imaginable to finally show these people how retarded they look. Imagine if someone with GayFaggots69 actually had the Mario 64 world record. I argue it's almost needed at this point to get some sort of tact amongst these people.
Anonymous No.722953032 [Report]
>>722952706
watch the game being destroyed, move on
I don't need to listen the whole life story from chungusreeve1997
to this day NES speedruns are the best for this reason
Anonymous No.722953109 [Report] >>722953163
For me it's ninomae ina'nis
Anonymous No.722953163 [Report]
>>722953109
Not only do you give your money to a woman you will never meet, you also brag about it on 4chan.
Anonymous No.722953272 [Report] >>722953416
I think part of the problem is that time alone isn't a very interesting scoring system for something that's not an actual race. Speedrunning just doesn't capture what makes a race like the Indy 500 compelling.
Anonymous No.722953361 [Report]
That movie sucked ass. I could only sit through the first 10 minutes
Anonymous No.722953416 [Report]
>>722953272
That's why speedrun races are actually fun. No restarting, you have someone you are directly competing against and have to use your skill/knowledge in real time.
Anonymous No.722953729 [Report]
>>722953002
if your name was actually offensive the leaderboards would just ban you. Even if you had the fastest time in the world they wouldn't care.
Anonymous No.722954146 [Report]
>>722950019
>>722950315
>tfw you'll never watch comfy cosmo streams again
Speedrunning used to be neato, but the infection of troons and untreated mental illness has made me stop watching them.
Anonymous No.722955037 [Report]
>>722949836
Speedruns were never interesting to watch.
Anonymous No.722957075 [Report] >>722964197
>>722951943
>unpersoned
Anonymous No.722957339 [Report]
>>722951943
>Leader boards won't acknowledge you
There is a way

> play along and fit it
> get a bunch of records,
> make a name and following
> leave and branch out, start doing your own shit
> now, even if you dont submit run, it does not matter, a lot of people and runners know you, if you get WR, even if it is not acknowledged and you did not submit it - everyone will know you have WR and the best part "current WR holder on memeboards" will be reminded bout it almost every day kek


That would be suck a middle-finger to trannies, wish someone would do that
Anonymous No.722958308 [Report]
>>722949836
When Cosmo didn't change her name to Wanda.
Anonymous No.722959172 [Report]
>"That's when ClaireMcFurCock came along and finally beat the record with her time of-"
>grainy 2013 twitch recordings of a grown man
Every time
Anonymous No.722960006 [Report]
>>722949836
When he started only uploading Mario bros related speed runs, its cool but can we change the subject for once?
Anonymous No.722960240 [Report]
2012-2013 was the golden age
Anonymous No.722960404 [Report]
>>722949836
all the sneed runners are trannies
it's something you put on to go to sleep but summoning salt is like
>here's a 4 hour vidya about some game no one gives a shit about
and gfq is just
>here's trannies
Anonymous No.722962615 [Report] >>722962813
>released a new video
wtf OP, are you summoning salt
Anonymous No.722962784 [Report]
kino.
https://youtu.be/DcHdXSzo-F0?si=stA9oMbmUofzokjx&t=276
Anonymous No.722962813 [Report]
>>722962615

Thanks for the heads up, I needed something to watch while I eat.
Anonymous No.722963245 [Report]
>>722949836
Somewhere around the time this became a 24/7 fixture of my Twitch following list.
Anonymous No.722964161 [Report] >>722967515
>>722949836
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLsMvKnB7m6NSBU2mAO2_xZZCom7vQ-O9g
Anonymous No.722964197 [Report]
>>722957075
persona non grata
Anonymous No.722965727 [Report] >>722967258
>>722951356
Alright I'll bite, link any video of his that does this so I can see too. I can't remember a single instance of it, but maybe that's just me misremembering.
Anonymous No.722966303 [Report] >>722967018
>>722949921
Why did he do it?
Anonymous No.722966574 [Report]
>>722949836
When did you realize that the reason /v/ gets so angry about speedrunning is because most people here are shit at games and coping?
Anonymous No.722967018 [Report]
>>722949921
>>722966303
SS switched to a remix of HOME - We're Finally Landing made for KFAD by the guy who did the Pizza Tower main menu theme. There's not a huge difference between either song tbdesu, so it's still there in spirit.
Anonymous No.722967131 [Report]
>>722950407
>troons 45% themselves in an attempt to speedrun life
At last I truly see.
Anonymous No.722967258 [Report]
>>722965727
NTA but i think he is remembering the mario kart late videos with TAS runs.
Anonymous No.722967364 [Report]
>>722950894
If you think any hobby that has competition or scoring is "most degenerate" I guess.
Anonymous No.722967450 [Report]
>>722952520
Real nigga speedruns have an any% run during the 100% run to kill time.
Anonymous No.722967465 [Report]
>>722949494 (OP)
His only good videos are when he does mike tysons punch out and actually knows/cares what hes talking about. Everything else is slop for slurpers to burn time with
Anonymous No.722967515 [Report]
>>722964161
Holy shit that's a lot of speedrun documentaries.
Anonymous No.722967540 [Report]
>>722950894
Its only degenerate if theres some heavy rng element. Otherwise you might as well call racing degenerate, which is retarded lol
Anonymous No.722967570 [Report]
>>722949836
Maybe 2-3 years ago. I used to watch these ones regardless of the game, but now I only very rarely check out a speedrun and only if it's something I just played recently
Anonymous No.722967675 [Report]
>>722951356
>is it actually going to be a real female this time?

>speedrunning
>real females
lol anon, cmon
Anonymous No.722967714 [Report]
>>722951210
Dont bother you'll just be ignored and your times wont ever be on the site, even if you submit them and theyre legitimately the fastest times. The speedtrooning community has been known to excommunicate people who don't tow the line
Anonymous No.722967803 [Report] >>722967971
>>722949494 (OP)
>I hate this guy but know the moment he releases a new video
Anonymous No.722967816 [Report]
>>722951064
Barny was always a faggot was it really a surprise
Anonymous No.722967971 [Report] >>722968051
>>722967803
Why did you admit that?
Anonymous No.722967985 [Report]
>old run gets beaten by new trick in glitchless category
>the trick is some arbitrary game breaking glitch

The videos, or rather speedgaying in general goes to some extreme ass-reaching lengths to justify a not-a-glitch to beat old records.
Anonymous No.722968006 [Report]
>>722949494 (OP)
if you rape someone youre no longer an incel.
Anonymous No.722968051 [Report] >>722968114 >>722969261
>>722967971
thats you OP
Anonymous No.722968081 [Report] >>722968230
>the record stood for 10 years, that was until peniskisser42 stepped onto the scene
>music plays
>peniskisser42 ran runs of the game for 846846684697985984 days straight until he finally beat the record...
>he managed to bring it down from a 32'470...
>to a 32'465
Anonymous No.722968094 [Report]
i remenber a video of a black guy shitting on speedruning and this channel in genereal.
i completely forgot the name of the channel dammit
Anonymous No.722968114 [Report] >>722968227
>>722968051
Who is you?
Anonymous No.722968186 [Report]
>>722950894
speedrunning is the most degenerate act. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b56N17d4WnM
Anonymous No.722968227 [Report]
>>722968114
you suffer from autism
Anonymous No.722968230 [Report]
>>722968081
>was trying to break the record for more days than the universe has existed
Anonymous No.722968289 [Report]
>>722951943
He still cheated his runs. Still deserved.
Anonymous No.722968537 [Report]
>>722949836
I still occasionally watch TAS because they usually don't come with a commentary and it does more interesting things, can be stylish or showcase things that are theoretically possible but not practical.
Normal speedruns have too much commentary a lot of the time and it usually isn't entertaining. Swordlesslink was the last one I watched because when he started doing let's plays he actually explained some things, didn't try to be too funny about it but it was like the educational slop we have now but more novel since it wasn't really as prevalent at the time. Then he brought his girlfriend on got really defensive when people didn't like it because it got too casual and detracted from his niche and it just kind of soured the viewing experience. He stopped bringing his gf in but that didn't really fix the damage that had been done.
Last time I saw a modern era speedrunner they opened up with "death to nazis" totally cold, no context and not even a single nazi or Wolfenstein game in sight. Immediately killed whatever commentary momentum they had and I quit watching immediately.
Nowadays if I bother to watch a "anything" run it's to see how it could be broken in a way I didn't think of or maybe to see something cool again like those couple early guilty gear TAS where they have an extended fight sequence between him and Ky just for style's sake or the original guilty gear TAS where sol eats shit fighting justice and immediately starts perfectly guarding/dodging every single attack. That shit's like making a machinima out of the normal game without needing to add quirky dialogue. I love stylish cutscene-esque gameplay and I feel like it's a lost art sometimes.
https://youtu.be/cP79wXWV0cM?si=i-raY8jYhYCF73A4&t=705
https://youtu.be/uijNpW5LP8E?si=8qETYB6MwOLWoqnr&t=854
Anonymous No.722969063 [Report]
The only games I like watching be speedrun are dogshit games like Shrek on the Xbox or Fester's Quest or Sierra text adventures because they're all run by boomers who are actually autistically obsessed with those games and aren't trannies. There's no reason to watch good games get speedrun.
Anonymous No.722969195 [Report]
>>722949494 (OP)
>VIEWER DISCRETION ADVISED
Anonymous No.722969261 [Report]
>>722968051
hey fuck off, this is my second post ITT and I'm drunk af
Anonymous No.722971031 [Report] >>722973512 >>722973549 >>722975738
What is it about speedrunning that troons just naturally gravitate to?
Anonymous No.722973345 [Report]
>>722949494 (OP)
Thank you to the anon that posted Jerrythejew and jewjump copypasta the last time on these threads. Still makes me laugh.
Anonymous No.722973442 [Report]
>>722950407
Doesnt happen way too often.
Anonymous No.722973512 [Report]
>>722971031
Simple, both correlate with autism
Anonymous No.722973549 [Report]
>>722971031
Troons stay in their room all day long and speedrunning is something you do in front of the computer.
Anonymous No.722973657 [Report] >>722973856
>>722951943

This, there are so many game communities where top players aren't on the leaderboards because of wrongthink. Some games even have their world record holders not shown on the boards. Speedrun leaderboards are simply unreliable for the most part. Nobody has the ability to offer a solution to this problem.
Anonymous No.722973856 [Report] >>722974414
>>722973657
Xir, your TTD?
Anonymous No.722973870 [Report]
>>722949836
When it went from
>dude check out this cool F-Zero GX run
to
>check out how LucyBelle04 (previously LucasBerserk04) spent 8000 hours grinding out a 0.2 second time save on this previously-thought-to be-TAS-only strategy in Skateboard Sparkle Nightz (a 2D indie platformer released in 2023 with 2 maximum concurrent players), the tech is INSANE! Here's a 50 minute video that could be 5 minutes to explain how it works
Anonymous No.722974029 [Report]
>>722949494 (OP)
These videos are really repetitive. I enjoyed one or two as someone who is ignorant to speed running but they’re all the same
Anonymous No.722974414 [Report]
>>722973856

what
Anonymous No.722975738 [Report] >>722977119
>>722971031
tylenol
Anonymous No.722975762 [Report]
test
Anonymous No.722977048 [Report]
>>722950315
Wait really?
Anonymous No.722977119 [Report]
>>722975738
>1/3
More like 3/3