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Anonymous No.722955156 [Report] >>722955225 >>722955334 >>722955451 >>722955483 >>722956140 >>722956257 >>722956821 >>722956952 >>722964501
Valor Mortis gameplay
first person soulslike
Anonymous No.722955196 [Report] >>722959632 >>722960207
looks like shit
Anonymous No.722955214 [Report] >>722955864
>parryslop
Anonymous No.722955225 [Report]
>>722955156 (OP)
I thought this was that new doom game
Anonymous No.722955239 [Report]
I have parryslop fatigue
Anonymous No.722955306 [Report]
wow more soul shit
and game devs wonder why the fuck people barely buy video games anymore
Anonymous No.722955334 [Report]
>>722955156 (OP)
is parrying the whole gimmick or are there many different playstyles with their own gimmicks involved
because if the game is just parryslop and nothing else it can well and truly get fucked
Anonymous No.722955451 [Report]
>>722955156 (OP)
>valor mortis
These UE5 slop game names are so creative
Anonymous No.722955483 [Report]
>>722955156 (OP)
>slow as fuck with tick damage
no thanks chinky
Anonymous No.722955578 [Report]
So it's just a shittier version of Zeno Clash without the interesting aesthetic?
Anonymous No.722955864 [Report] >>722956234 >>722959908
>>722955214
Game has i-frames you bitch. Game has parrying you bitch. Fuck you want? Just to stand there and tank everything with no need for any input like the geriatric retarded casual that you are?
Anonymous No.722956140 [Report]
>>722955156 (OP)
>"Parrying" repeated full force blows from a literal giant with one hand
This looks absolutely fucking retarded.
Anonymous No.722956234 [Report] >>722956338 >>722956389 >>722963056
>>722955864
>Just to stand there and tank everything
yes. give me the option to be an absolute caveman retard with a health pool the size of my monster dong and enough muscles to pack 2 tons of steel that completely shell my smooth, pristine skin that has not seen the light of the sun for an entire playthrough.
and give me the largest, heaviest stick to flatten my foes with.
Anonymous No.722956257 [Report]
>>722955156 (OP)
>not once does the camera violently tumble as hte player spams rolls through an attack chain
this ain't soulslike at all
Anonymous No.722956338 [Report] >>722956456
>>722956234
Who not fuck off and play GoW or some other snoyshit moviegame then with the rest of your accessiblity obsessed GCJ tranny friends?
Anonymous No.722956389 [Report]
>>722956234
>he likes Havel The Rock just I do!
My nigga!
Anonymous No.722956456 [Report] >>722956731
>>722956338
u mad bro? lmao
Anonymous No.722956639 [Report]
good game.
Better than fighting Havel in DS1 for sure
Anonymous No.722956731 [Report]
>>722956456
Says the senior citizen seething over modern games being too hard for him.
Anonymous No.722956821 [Report]
>>722955156 (OP)
This looks so awful lmao
Anonymous No.722956952 [Report]
>>722955156 (OP)
>first person soulslike
You mean a Skyrim clone?
Anonymous No.722957028 [Report]
>looks like Bioshock but with cool melee
>entire thread is in full demoralization mode
lmao
Anonymous No.722959632 [Report]
>>722955196
but enough of anon's unwashed undies :)
Anonymous No.722959908 [Report]
>>722955864
I would prefer having enough movement options to avoid attacks completely instead of pressing a button to make myself briefly invulnerable.
Anonymous No.722960207 [Report]
>>722955196
looks like a mobile game ad or a video game from the characters from a tv show would play
Anonymous No.722963056 [Report] >>722963687
>>722956234
You have the option. Retard.
Anonymous No.722963687 [Report]
>>722963056
yeah? i don't believe you. but I will pirate it when it comes out. though I make a point to never actually buy UE5 asset flip.
Anonymous No.722964501 [Report]
>>722955156 (OP)
Even the fire effects are moving in slow motion