Thread 722958626

I'm sorry you're bad at video games.

>>722958626 (OP)
>checkpoints that generous
probably not a parkour challenge but more a test to see if you know how to use your movement abilities.

>>722958626 (OP)
Just play action platformers instead of precision kaizo. There's plenty of them.

>>722958626 (OP)
FUCK supernigger boy for poisoning the mind of everyone with this shit

>>722958626 (OP)
What would possibly make the jumps "barely doable" without spikes? What a retarded image. If your character can make the fifth and sixth jumps everything else is extremely easy without spikes. What part can "be barely done"?

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>>722960336
precision kusoge I think you meant if you mean games like Jump King. If the only option for puzzle solving is jumping and timing its a kusoge.

>>722962964
>low resolution spries look like something from fucking atari, even nes had higher res sprites
>modern lighting effects with tranny lighting
Indie games were a mistake.

>>722962964
what kind of person looks at this visual dogshit and thinks "yeah ill pay money for that AND play it"

I hate how every indie has to be I Wanna Be The Guy or a shittier Ghosts N Goblins

>>722958626 (OP)
>modern
Bro mega man is like 40 years old, and don't ask me which game because every game from MM1 to ZXA has a part like this (it's kino)

>>722962964
>actual tranny game

>>722958626 (OP)
oh no no indiexisters

>play cv fangame
>suddenly spikeslop

silksong had platforming not even half as difficult as the first example and /v/ cried for weeks that it was unfair artificial difficulty

>>722963745
>castlevania
>double jump
>double air dash
This isn't a castlevania fangame, it's mega man x with a whip

>>722962964
>The GBA homebrew prequel still features the troon developer's deadname in it
Fucking kek. Matt thinks he's Maddy now btw.

>>722960336
Based action platformer GAWD.

>>722963887
>tfw things like spin jumping on a stack of bullets or using a vine to eat a block used to be crazy to me

>>722963938
Now this is peak level design

>>722963745
Lmfaoo what the fuck am I looking at? Who made this and thought "Yep, this is what Castlevania is all about"?

>>722960336
True Rogue mode in Rogue Legacy 2 kicked my ass, I legit thought I wouldn't be able to beat it for a while

>>722963794
kek

>>722963794
h-he's FAST

>>722958931
Post your run

>>722958626 (OP)
it's simple, I don't waste my time playing that crap

>>722958626 (OP)
Wario Land 4, DKC 2, and Kirby Super Star Ultra are the only good 2D platformers.

>>722964447
chronicles of the wolf, this is just a single optional challenge towards the end, overall it's really good and different from the webm

>>722958626 (OP)
Why don't you just play easier platformers?
Why do you have to try and drag everyone else down to your level?

>>722963521
to be fair it wasnt at first
the dev was literally groomed by his own discord and then retroactively changed the game to be about his transition.

>>722965670
Uhhh bro? Your Rocket Knight Adventures?

>>722966327
fuck is that real? i thought it was a tranny game from the start

>>722966689
yup
the dev retroactively updated the game a year or so after it came out to have a new cutscene featuring HRT pills on the protaginist's table along with a troon flag

>>722963389
Me.

>>722963745
its not even the clock tower lv where you do this dumb shit

>>722958626 (OP)
the worst plat level design is sonic its hands down stupidly designed with going fast but has pit falls of doom

>>722963887
Outside of the redshell section that looks like cancer the rest seems fair.

>>722967327
based

>>722967327
The platforming itself looks alright, but the visuals are just so fucking boring and bland.

>>722958626 (OP)
People took the shitpost that is IWBTG and started making them all like that. Truly sad.

>>722967327
I just want to have fun not become a movement expert at this particular game.

why didn't you listen

>>722958626 (OP)
so how should 2d platformer levels be designed?

>>722962964
This room is actual cancer.
Worst part of Farewell, and the entire game.
And I've collected goldens on C-sides.

>>722958626 (OP)
>muh gaem is hard, is good because le hard
modern indie devs

>>722967327
>>722964186
>>722962964
celeste is a great game

>>722970913
It is, sure is a shame the creator got groomed and then started lying about what the game is "about" hint: its about a cute redhead who jumps but much like how matt isn't a woman, the game isn't about being a mentally ill tranny

>>722963794
My third eye has been opened

>>722964281
Based and Black Tigerpilled

>>722963938
Anxiety.webm

>>722971039
I'm pretty sure Celeste was always a tranny game just like how The Matrix were tranny films from the very beginning.

We need to cull out all of these fucking babies pushing this narrative that "game is hard therefore it's badly designed"
ironically these same goatfucking shitforbrains are the ones that have been moaning and pissing about games becoming casualized and made for waterheads. they have some completely nebulous idealization of difficulty in their head and if any game is above or below it then it's shit

>>722972865
>game is hard therefore it's badly designed
Bold of you to assume that a game is hard just because you can't do it.

>>722972620
>The Matrix were tranny films from the very beginning.
kys. the first matrix is one of the best movies ever made. it is not a tranny movie. only literally ever one after is.