>>722964864
zoomer men were promised a harem of their female peers when peak woke died but the zoomer bitches still don't want to fuck chuds. So zoomer men are on a rape jihad and don't want to think of a more equal future based off of at worst consensual BDSM
>>722964864
Because you want to believe you are some hero for standing up for vanilla romance when in reality we are telling you to stop spamming the board with your stupid zelda pics because nobody cares about your porn addiction.
>>722964716 (OP)
Do you think Zelda gets jealous of Navi? Do you think she furioulsy schlicks herself to the thought of Link rubbing Navi up and down his throbbing cock? haha
>>722967490 >link becomes adult >link goes back in time with his adult mind >child zelda is just her original child self, no connection with adult zelda
link is a pedo
>>722968592 >>722968650
actual fucking delusional holy crap stop making these threads. Just browse your local folder why do you have to post this online?
>>722968717
This dude is mentally ill. He killed the Zelda general on /vg/ and he attempted to do the same to the Zelda girls threads. Mods won't ban his autistic ass either because he pays them not to.
>>722964716 (OP) >>722964864
Because that never happened, in the game Link was praised for his growth A.K.A. getting good at killing and Zelda took that from him.
>>722969284 >>722967545
This. He didn't even get to live some semblance of a normal life afterwards. Ganon still fucks the world in that time period, he goes off to Termina to find Navi, never finds her, and ends up with probably a ridiculous amount of trauma and PTSD that would cause a normal man to kill himself.
>>722969107
Flooding the board with repetitive images for years. Killing the catalog. Killing real discussion. I don't see cute Zelda pics. I just imagine a fat bald 50 year old man who needs help to stop being an autistic ritualistic poster with an obsession for a fictional character. You've made me associate zelda on 4chan with that kind of image, but you're gonna gaslight me as if it's my fault because I am "choosing" to think that way even though you've made it an implicit bias.
>>722964864
Romance? she was shown in a dream that someone from the forest would help her, that's... it, Link and the rest of the men in Hyrule must be on their own tier of retardation if helping once when the woman was a child means that she'll obsess over them for the rest of her life.
>>722964864
Because it's scandalous and a slippery slope. If we allow vanilla romance, what next? Procreative sex in the missionary position while holding hands? For shame!
>>722970004
Not really? Zelda could engrave her memories in the ocarina of time so she might just be getting a feeling of deja vu, the other part is Link snitching on Ganondorf
>>722964716 (OP) >zelda be like >oh it's that peasant fool again, he thinks he has chances with a princess lmaoo >must sneak out and meet ganon >ganon is a real man
