Thread 722970702

It's simple...
we rape the clown.

>>722970702 (OP)
Wrong clown.

that's a jester you fucking idiot

That's not jacker

>>722970702 (OP)
Do not put your dick in the crazy, even if she is bound and gagged.

This is the clown in question btw

>>722970861
clown, jester, harlequin, fool, etc. are all separate and distinct archetypes in theater
there's a few books that autistically document and detail the differences and distinctions

>>722971117
I still can't believe this was made unironically

>>722970702 (OP)
>It's simple...

>>722971267
Fortnite did irreparable damage to a generation.

>>722971054
what if she bound and gags you

Clowns and mimes.

>>722971275
>foids twist Harley so far away from her original character DC had to reintroduce a new one to fill the niche

>>722970702 (OP)
If it's so simple, why haven't you done it already?

>>722971117
I'd like to think this generic/random dance is so bad and janky because they don't get sued for copying a dance. So they made up some shit.

Remember Fortnite got in 'trouble' for Carlton's dance.

>>722970702 (OP)
So voices for TAS batman is dead, Harley dead. . . only one left to live a long life is Mark Hamill.

>>722973446
>450p.

How do they make Absolute Catwoman perfection...

>>722974798
...just to make this as Absolute Harley Quinn?

>>722972837
>tattoo

why did they do it?

>>722970861
Kill jestah

>>722974831
this feels like some kind of millennial tumblr artist's "subversive" redesign circa the early 2010s

>>722976042
But Jingle is our friend.

>>722970861
That's a harlequin baby

>>722970702 (OP)
Would you date this jewish girl?

>>722976504
I would date the jewish pony

>Finally getting through Arkham Knight
>Having fun and thinking the hate is overblown
>Get to the end and there's no climactic boss fight with Scarecrow and you need to finish Riddler crap to get the actual end
What the fuck is this shit. Gonna play the DLC at least but what a sad way to end shit.

>>722974639
They move like they are in jello

>>722976627
>What the fuck is this shit.
You're expected to 100% these games, not half-ass them. But yeah, it's really dumb. All it does is give you one cutscene.

>>722976627
>>722976697
Oh, and if you are playing the DLC you can only play Batgirl's. Everything else is an epilogue to the true ending and directly spoils it.

>>722976504
I'd give it a shot

Someone post the official fart fetish comic DC made earlier this year

>>722976627
All Arkham games have rather underwhelming climaxes gameplaywise, to be fair. City got away with it due to Joker's death bringing some punch.

>>722974831
Why the fuck can't anyone get Harley Quinn's design right?
>"Hello my name is literally Harlequin"
>"Look at my cool mime design"

>>722974928
they got consoolted on

>>722975245
Their lesbian relationshio is among the most forced ships in DC, they nevee had any chemistry, Ivy's whole thing is that she would never love anybody other than her plants

>>722976870
It was the first pivot in attempting to make Harley work independently of Joker and it just never quite works.

>>722972240
That's literal rape

>>722976957
>I WANT TO BE RAPED

>>722970702 (OP)
Sir, that's a harlequin

>>722971117
yeah, i don't think i can correct that one

>>722977024
Hello, I'm here to fulfill your wish.

>>722971117
I LOVE YOU BABY

>>722977997
aint gonna happen blud, only blue eyed blonde kosher gals can enjoy this body of mine

>>722978075
It's rape, you don't get to choose. Now don't make it harder (hehe) than it needs to be.

>>722978141
you wont even make it past my 10th ki defense layer

>>722977986
There is only so much rape can do.

>>722976682
would

>>722978313
>Show her a meme on my phone
>No reaction
>"y-you too..."
>Run away
>Get beat up on my way home
>Cry

>>722974798
>absolute catwoman
>perfection
If you are a fan of mystery meat goylems then sure.

>>722974831
She's going to get captured in the ARK-M assualt and turned into a roided sex slave for the joker.

>>722976851
It's the Absolute comics where Darkseid came up with the designs. It's weird on "purpose" (modern comic art is dogshit regardless)

>>722979856
I don't like that batman swears a lot in the absolute verse. It's so lame.

>>722979856
I don't care if there's a "lore reason" it's still fucking stupid, Darkseid is but apparently Darkseid doesn't fucking know the difference between a Harlequin and a dollar store Mime costume

>>722970702 (OP)
>We rape the clown,
>That daffy laffy clown,
>We rape that soulful and doleful,
>Shmaltz-by-the-bowlful clown.
>We rape...the clown.

>>722980082
To be fair, Joker in this Au isn't clown. He's just some dude in a suit. So it makes sense that Harley barely looks like anything too.

>>722976957
then why he has an erection?

>>722978313
>drop my pants
>she bursts out laughing
ez

>>722978313
>"Guess what?"
>"Chicken butt!"
>Pelvis explodes.

>>722972240
This show was literally for like 5-year-olds. I had a batman the animated series shirt when I was like 3.

>>722981230
Stop, i can only get so erect

>>722981073
it's made for teenagers

I just don't get it.
I get an rock solid erection and all, but I just don't get the appeal of clown girls from logical standpoint.

>>722981073
Batman media has traditionally been rather horny except for the most sanitized phase of Comics code era.
I rewatched the 1966 Batman show as an adult (saw it for the first time in 1990s rerun as a 8 year old) some years ago, and I had no recollection about how much blatant coombait they had stuffed into it and got away with it in family television.

>>722981312
Armchair psychologist here, you know that feeling of not giving a shit when drunk? That's disinhibition. A clown girl exhibits that, her walls are down, and your brain interprets the openness as an easy invitation for sex.

>>722981312
For me, it is a fantasy of a clown girl remaining in the bubbly and silly role without breaking character during sex.

Did I imagine it or was there an official comic book where Harley fucked an entire room full of Joker impersonators?

>>722972837
I miss Derpi.

>>722974639
what is this from?

>>722982262
Batman Ninja

>browsing jewtube
>shorts pop up about Absolute Darkside
>he goes full tournament of power on regular DC
What

>>722981430
>people that use the word "coom" consider this to be some kind of "bait"
Jesus Christ. You people need to fuck off back to where ever you came from, for you obviously did not originate here.

>>722972240
>it's simple... the clown rapes you

>>722982262
Batman Ninja.
Batman gets isekai'd to ancient japan and has to deal with japanified villains.
And there is a giant mech battle, where Batman uses a swarm of bats to form his "mech". It's dumb, but intriguing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CwPFxcefpdU

>>722982298
Thanks buddy

>>722982262
>>722982440
I mean, look at this ridiculous shit. I completely forgot about the monkey "mech" that preceded the bat "mech".
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eMxqAn5AZwM

>>722976358
i'll never understand the need to have harley in the suicide squad
they have fucking exmilitary niggers and people with magic/mutation superpowers but they really need to bring in some bitch who got manipulated and seduced by a clown.

>>722982938
But she is acrobatic! And had photographic memory of the Arkham Asylum blueprints in that one animated movie! Tooooootally justifies her inclusion and not just her sex/nostalgia appeal while desexifying her.

rape

Batman would never rape anyone
Harley would rape Batman though

>>722976750
>Batgirl
>after knight
How does Barbara recover from her crippling injuries?

>>722983583
With woman power

>>722983583
It was a prequel dlc if I remember corectly

>>722983583
DLC prequel happening between City and Knight.

Though I'm not sure if Babs was crippled in Asylum or City.

>>722976870
I can see that they could have a little sister/big sister relationship.
I think it's fine that Harley can interact with another character other than the joker, so she can show different sides of herself. Same with Ivy. She's the seductress using her plant powers, but it's fun to see her like someone else and give them advice.
But romance between them doesn't work. Harley only has eyes for Joker, and Ivy isn't interested in a relationship.
Harley being in a lesbian relationship and leaving the joker to be a badass grrrl boss is such a vapid attempt at creating a powerful female character.

>>722979638
Catwoman was always mulatto/black, ever since several comic depictions and Halle Barry in her first solo movie
The Batman catwoman is also black

>>722984170
Don't forget Eartha Kitt from the Adam West Batman.

>>722972240
someone post the rapebox

>>722983654
>>722983671
>DLC prequel
Does Barbara get raped and crippled by the jonkler in it?

>>722984415
No. Batgirl goes to save kidnapped commissioner Gordon from Joker's amusement park.
Completely forgot it took place even before Asylum.

>>722984170
>Catwoman was always mulatto/black
The canon Batman comics all have a white catwoman. That's all that matters.

>>722971117
What is this from?

>>722984514
This is what studying psychiatry does a femoid.

Best Harley Quinn coming through!

>>722984635
Yeah about that...

>>722982142
>>722982180
They really just reused Harley's face?

>>722983051
Did they even need a suicide squad for that one?
The ultimate goal was to kill the riddler since the usb was a decoy
You're the us government, surely they could have pulled some strings to remove the riddler from arkham on some federal charges and killed him
The fuck is batman going to do about it?

Clown girls are built to be transformed into pooltoys/living balloons and then pumped up until they pop

>>722984940
I just watched this movie for the first time the other night and as soon as it ended I went on /v/ and the literal first thing I see was some anon posting a gif of someone fucking a rat

>>722971187
>there's a few books that autistically document and detail the differences and distinctions
spoonfeed me anon

>>722985257
>pyrovision

>>722974928
>why did they do it?
Because ugly people make ugly things.

>>722976504
>jewish girl
Blonde hair and blue eyes is not jewish. Brown hair brown eyes is jewish. Dont be a retard for them.

>>722980082
>but apparently Darkseid doesn't fucking know the difference between a Harlequin and a dollar store Mime costume
Man's literally an alien who just bumbled upon powers to become antithesis to the new gods on new genesis. What makes you think he paid enough attention to earth culture to know the difference between a clown, a jester, a mime, or a harlequin?

>>722985195
Why do women have this obsession with shouting?

>>722970702 (OP)
why does she smell like little boys?

>>722972589
This is so fucking hot

>>722983051
>>722982938
In the comics it's because she's a legitimate metahuman with enhanced agility, strength, and constitution.

>>722984664
Son of the Mask (2005)

>>722984732
and?

>>722986268
>why do you date him
>he's funny

>>722970702 (OP)
I prefer this one

>>722972240
>clownhag

>>722971275
Reminder that it is socially acceptable for children of Gotham City to be fans of a sadistic serial killers.

>>722988131
needs rape correction

>>722988131
>punchline
>another "clown countess of Gotham"
ENOUGH WITH THE CLOWNS

>>722988131
This was the event the little girl was attending with her parents btw. It gets attacked by Firefly and his mercenaries, and Batman saves the day, since Bruce was there dressed as the Killer Croc.
I guess people need some heavy copes when they live in Gotham.

>>722970702 (OP)
How come no one gave her a normal skin color mod?

>>722970702 (OP)
>jester thread?
>JESTER THREAD!!!

>we want to make female mr freeze
>okay that sounds interesting
>white mrs freeze might look sexy
>no we will make her brown
>huh?
>and ugly
why?

>>722981430
>coombait
this is your problem. You see attractive women as a demon that the ever elusive oomers conjured.

>>722988839
Post-modern feminists genuinely and unironically believe that sexy fictional women existing causes men to abuse and rape real women in real life.

>>722984686
>When the director is delusional about the audience missing the point of the first film ( people actually understood just fine, just happy to meme non-stop )
It was literally love-and-hate about Walter White, but somehow the director was too fucking stupid and decided to bring everything down.

>>722970702 (OP)
Why are there constant DC lore threads on /v/ but there are none for Marvel ?

>>722989257
anon you try to discuss marvel lore on /v/ is useless because mostly they never read marvel comic and just watching mcu

>>722989152
no, thats what they want you to think. theyre just mad that there are more attractive women and its easier to take that out on fictional ones and the people who enjoy them.

>>722989257
DC's immediate recent output in popular culture (new movie continuity and Absolute comics) actually ignites discussion - in good and bad - unlike Marvel that is now self-imposed hostage of MCU and terrified of moving on from it.

>>722985461
Don't look up bar rafaeli, retard.

>>722985461
She's not a real blonde
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9tr07qUEBk

>>722982938
She's immune to many toxins due to Poison Ivy.
About as good of a reason to include Deadshot or Captain Boomerang.

This right here is my favourite take on harley quinn. One of the few times she gets to be an actual villain. Criminally underrated.

>>722979425
...what am I looking at here?

>>722974798
That would be the pitslut suit

>>722985221
Love that jester

I'm more of a Dee Dee Twins enjoyer myself

>>722972837
This..this is what I want

Robbie Margot has done irreparable damage to this character

>>722990553
An otter licking some kind of mollusc

>>722971117
Joker if he zoomer

>>722984170
>Catwoman was always mulatto/black
So true, and Gordon was always black too

>>722991792
Harley's aesthetic ruin begun in Arkham games, actually. Asylum's outfit would have been fine if it was one-off nurse cosplay, but then they just didn't return her to her traditional outfit and built on the Asylum look instead in City and Knight. The 2011 Harley's comic book redesign was pretty much copy of her Arkham look.

>>722989152
post-modern feminists (ugly fat women) think that men rape sexy women because there are sexy women in fiction, so maybe adding ugly fat women in fiction they'll get some tail

>>722988613
Jorge Jimenez drew her for a while as more of a pale than just painted white.

>>722981073
bruce timm was a giant degenerate coomer

>>722971117
It wouldnt be so bad it was funny if it was just this
No, this gif doesnt include the zesty pose he does too
>>722983671
Its between Asylum and City since Joker is in it

>>722993792
I fucked up, its before Asylum, since Joker doesnt have Titan poisoning and Harley is wearing her classic outfit

What were they thinking with that Suicide Squad game? How could they not tell it was shit?

The Batgirl dlc takes place at most like a year or 2 before Arkham Asylum because the Robin in the dlc is the 3rd Robin Tim so there had to have been a few years between Origins and the Batgirl dlc of Batman having Dick and Jason as Robins.

The suits that Robin and Batgirl wear in the dlc dont make sense as they are very Arkham Knight era coded and dont look at all like what Batman was wearing around the time of Asylum.

>>722974928
Wtf. Spoiler that shit anon
Getting fucking junpscared

Why are Batgirl and Robin and Knightwing able to do fear takedowns but Batman needed a new magic suit to let him do them?

>>722991618
Reminder that Joker "raped" them and Harley whenever he was bored.

>>722981073
No, you just had bad parents