Thread 722971578

What games does he play?

>Moscow
CS

How does it feel being in exile like that after being a leader of a country? I heard the leader of the anarchist army in the russian civil war literally just died alone and poor while in exile.

>>722971653
Kino

One of those games where you can buy your way into victory or onto a leader board

Like world of tanks or some kingdom conquer game

>>722971868
he probably pilfered enough money for him and dis kids (maybe even grandkids) to live a life of luxury.

>>722971868
Guy still has his wife and kids and he wasnt supposed to be the leader anyway. Hes prob just going to live the life he was originally going to live before the shitshow.

>>722971868
idk I think it might be comfy to finally live a quiet life

>>722972112
>>722972103
>>722972007
so even after all that, assad still won in the end? kinda based

>>722972007
It'll be a short life

>>722972148
it's foolish to think of life in such prosaic terms as "winning" and "losing"

>>722971578 (OP)
EU4
Civilization V
Stalker

>>722972931
cedar trees don't fall from the sky

unkie assad has outlived his usefulness

Tropico

>>722971578 (OP)
after the jews tried to kill him he probably just plays pirated hentai games downloaded from f95zone. With the tags rape and big ass.

Crazy how the turk is the one who won at the end

>>722972931
>niggers believing any random bullshit
OP is fake too, Assad is an eye doctor and is probably involved in some university/clinic or is a cabinent consultant

>>722973513
He's just like me, bros.

>>722971578 (OP)
he plays 4x games and makes germany bigger. Or maybe he is extra based and makes one random german town bigger.

>>722971578 (OP)
Surgeon Simulator.

>muslim
>lives in russia
he plays dota 2 and I don't know how anyone could think it's anything else
it's in their blood
maaaayyybe CS2

He's got good tastes, I'm sure.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgiyWGyJcIc

Assad is the good guy. He won, he can rest now

>>722971578 (OP)
I was in a group with him in Warframe the other day, dude was on Limbo and kept spamming Banish.

>>722971868
It's probably much comfier than trying to tardwrangle kosher Sunni jihadists for a couple of decades. That anarchist retard is another case though and he very much deserved his misery.

Probably a big RTS player.

HoMM 3 for sure

>>722971868
Relief probably, Syria would have been the worst place to be in charge of
>country is full of ethnic groups at each others throats
>constant gayops from Israel and the US and UK
>Retard chimp rapefugees from africa moving through on their way to europe
It probably sucks a little to see all ypur work going down the drain but at least he can laugh at the current guy floundering about

>>722971578 (OP)
runescape.

wait so hes alive? why did they say he was dead?

>>722976684
>why did jews lie??

>>722976684
There were reports he died after getting shot down over Damascus since he was the last one out but they got the wrong plane.

>>722971868
>leader of sand country
>iran will meddle with you, if you refuse they will assasinate you or use a proxy to make your people revolt
>israel is already meddling, and if you say yes to iran you get droned/bombed
>russia will semi regularly do the same and give zero fucks about your border, but if any given rebel groups kills a russian soldier they will chimp out at you
>1000 rebel groups at any given moment
>50/50 chance of random rebellion and coup detat where you and your family get violently slaughtered
he got off easy

>>722971578 (OP)
>we will never get another Ba'athGAWD leader like Al-Assad ever again

The world didn't deserve him anyway and I'd guess he's playing playing CoD

>>722976759
my wife

>>722971868
He was an eye doctor in London before his brother died in a car crash and he was pressganged into being the country's next ruler so probably that.

>>722971578 (OP)
He should stay away from any windows

>>722971578 (OP)

obvious answer of course

>>722976284
>muslim
He is secular.

>>722971578 (OP)
I'm sure he was in my team in marvel rivals a week ago

>>722971578 (OP)
Path of Exile of course.

>>722979110
What hero did he play?

>>722972148
If "winning" for you means "to live a paranoid life knowing that there are millions of people who want you and your loved ones dead and the only thing standing between you and them is a shitty failed state snownigger government". Then yes. Assad won.

>>722971578 (OP)
Think he has played CoD4?

>>722971578 (OP)
Did he really do anything wrong in Syria considering how things have gone after his departure?

>>722971578 (OP)
Whatever games genocidal dictators play I suppose. Perhaps any grand strategy? video games haven't been edgy enough to give us dictator sims unless it's just Tropico or something.

I'll still never piece together why a lot of people online saw his totalitarian government as anything that was something to idolise.

>>722979505
No, he was objectively a force of good.

>>722979526
Rabbi post

>>722979505
No, he's a psychopathic dictator (and incompetent one at that) who got replaced by a bunch of psychopathic zealots. Both can suck, unless you're a brain-dead twitter nigger who sees everything as black and white.

>>722979526
>I'll still never piece together why a lot of people online saw his totalitarian government as anything that was something to idolise.
It's literal paid russian shills and asocial rightoid speds parroting said shills because it makes them feel special.

>>722979696
kill yourself, jew
Lets see how you try to keep country together with mossad, iran, russia, insurgent islamist CIA funded militias, and kurds trying each to get a piece of the pie

>>722979675
It's not got much to do with Israel from my perspective, but it's inevitable that anyone will mention them because of being historical enemies. But rather his family were old Soviet Union loyalists. Some of the most ruthless regimes were that of Assad and Gaddafi's. They're both from a different era that you do not understand, other than viewing it in such simplistic terms of what countries didn't get along with them. Just because a country like Israel is at odds with some of the worse regimes imaginable, that somehow translates to people on both left and right leaning politics nowadays thinking that it means that they're okay countries because they don't approve of the war happening in Gaza. Or perhaps some people just yearn for living under the boot of states with absolutely no freedom and love to live under the boot of hardline socialist ba'athists.

>>722979526
I've never understood Assad cocksucking either. At least Gaddafi cocksucking made some sense.

>>722979505
Being responsible for the entire civil war in the first place would be a start.

>>722979189
Adam warlock

>>722980014
>Some of the most ruthless regimes were that of Assad and Gaddafi's.
Jewish headcannon. Bet you still don't know who created (((ISIS))) and think Assad unironically gassed civilians (wonder where that came from?)

>>722971578 (OP)
Dota or Counter Strike

battlefield 6

>>722979526
It's because the alternatives are a million times worse than a dictatorship. Same with Gaddafi and Sadam Hussein. They were necessary evil to keep all the goatfucking salafi hardcore mudslimes in check with brutal force.

>>722979505
he caused his own exile with that retarded civil war

>>722979901
>>722980275
Hey sand nigger, Assad isnt going to fuck you. You don't have to do all of this.

>>722980390
Yeah. Imagine how evil you have to be to reject that Israel pipeline. Very anti-semitisic.

>>722980192
Part of it is just how long the war raged on for. They didn’t just suck Assad’s cock for a few weeks, they did it for years. They spent most of their teenage developmental years cocksucking Assad. They found their own community of Assad cocksuckers. Cocksucking Assad became part of their identity. Now the war ended abruptly (and embarrassingly) and they cannot just stop sucking Assad cock even now.

>>722978267
The game is pretty hard, his army wouldn't have folded so quickly if he actually played this.

What does Assad have to offer that's worth keeping him around for anyway, or is it just a political trophy-wife thing.

>>722980503
pipeline had nothing to do with you retard, the crackdown on the arab spring protests did

>>722973529
Have you read international news in the last 15 years!?
>>722973546
As soon as his money runs out, his lifespan will, too

>>722980550
More or less this.
And it gives plebs the wrong idea if you let elites get killed willy-nilly.
Look how defeated royals in the past got exiled or home imprisoned even though the victor had no immediate political reason to keep them around or even spend money with them at all.
Or how officers got captured and made prisoners while their soldiers got beheaded etc.

>>722976515
I hope so, what a great way to spend your time

>>722979505
Did you forget the torture prisons already?

>>722980550
Offering asylum to leaders and officials of foreign regimes you support is part of the deal. Imagine if assad tried to flee to russia and they told him to fuck off because he lost, why would any dictator choose russia over burgerland if russia fucks over their guys?

>>722980550
It's less than he's useful in any way and more that you'd rather not give your common enemies satisfaction.

>>722980275
I believe Bashar gassed his civilians because I don't put it past the son of Hafez Assad to act any differently than his father. All of these Ba'athist party figures are not to be trusted when it comes to anything regarding atrocities and human rights violations. And the Ba'athists are no strangers to funding radical islamic sects themselves.

>>722971578 (OP)
Who must CS Go?

>>722980550
Russia is allied with various unpopular autocrats, if he abandons Assad then why would any of them want to be friends with Putin.

>>722980550
You just have to look at the opposition and realize that the guy bypassing sanctions to buy games isn't that bad. As soon as they ousted him, Israel turned on them and started ramming their asshole and their response was to start massacring Alawites.

>>722979696
>>722980215
>>722980390
>>722980694
Niggers still insisting glownigger revolutions were caused by the goverment and not American/Israel meddling.

>>722980976
Give us factual evidence it was america/israel, or admit you are a retard

>>722980976
They were caused because living in a shithole fucking sucks while you have to see cronies enrichen and fatten themselves.
And their nepokids being so retard to the point of not hiding their ostentation in social media made it worse.
t. shitskin

>>722980359
>They were necessary evil to keep all the goatfucking salafi h
Assad regime sheltered radical islamic insurgents when it suited him. You've been reading too much bullshit on Russia Today. There's no necessary evil, he was just evil.

>>722980014
Lol this Assad is a benign nerd who didn't even want to be leader, his brother died in a car crash and he was thrust into that position. His crime was being in the way of Israel's ambitions in the middle east. What a surprise that immediately after he is thrown out Israel starts carrying out bombing runs all over the region that they have been talking about for decades but we're unable to do because they required Syrian airspace.

Now they have a terrorist in charge and Israel's allies are all sucking his dick while the British educated doctor with a western wife is villified as an idiot who gasses his own citizens when he was already winning.

>>722980865
Well my little goyslave good luck dying for Israel in the next falseflag operation

>>722981046
>t. shitskin
trust me I can tell

>>722981504
It takes one to know one.

>>722981351
this Assad became the single largest drug producer and distributor in the middle east

>>722979505
No, he was stopping terrorist organisations from tearing apart his country. The west was funding the opposition this entire time, pretending they were liberal students fighting an oppressive regime. He finally falls to a terrorist warlord to the surprise of nobody. Everything about Assad was an Israeli propaganda operation.

>>722972931
Assad will start doing digital purchases only now. We needed him to save physical sales bros.

>>722981023
>massive western media support
>western financing
>conveniently it only happens to enemies of the west
>multi country uprising out of the blue
>convinently revolutionaries never harm a single jew and then when taking power proceed to work for their benefit
>follows a generic pattern of sudden protests -> act of violence that is never proven to originating from the regime -> rise of radical fundamentalists that for some reason spend more time killing their own countrymen and never harm the ones they supposedly actually hate on an ideological level
>starts usually right after a financial scheme that benefits the west doesnt get accepted

>>722981710
Nothing you just provided is factual evidence, just statements.

>>722981626
Woah, Assad was the American handler for Afganistan?

>>722971578 (OP)
Rayman 2

>>722981351
>while the British educated doctor
>western wife
Yeah and I heard Yuri Andropov was a fan of the occasional drink of scotch, reading English novels, liked to listening to Beethoven and American Jazz. It didn't stop him from leading soviet tanks into non soviet aligned countries and crushing civilians and non combatants alike in the name and glory of the Soviet Union. It's easy to make any dictator look charming, but Andropov's hands were drenched in blood. He similarly didn't like Israel. Just like how Bashar made his public supporter rallies in Damascus look very convincing with the rent a crowds and camera angles (sometimes the town square was completely empty). Very appealing for the western audiences, probably more for the Europeans.

>>722971578 (OP)
In a just world this nigga would have won. But alas, Jews exist.

>>722981626
All western info about Assad is suspect but even if that were true it doesn't indicate he was evil. Decent men are forced to do bad things when confronted with a genocidal state who is evil beyond measure. If you need to sell drugs to fund your army and prevent terrorists from dissolving your nation you are going to sell drugs. He was ostracized for the crime of denying Israels ambitions so it's not like he had many options.

>>722981710
>massive western media support
Its almost like its an american past time to rag on middle east countries falling apart. This means nothing
>western financing
the west funds everything under the sun, what does this even mean?
>convinently revolutionaries never harm a single jew
Why would they? Their target is the government. What a dumb fucking example.
>act of violence that is never proven to originating from the regime
You retarded nigger, there is literal video evidence of the government beating up protestors.

Conspiratards are so fucking stupid.

>>722981756
Prove to me its natural. What I posted were my reasons for believing it was the jews. Just pattern recognition.
The default assumption is thats its the americans. Not the other way around.

>>722981023
You are a fucking idiot.

>>722981897
>beating up protestors
The shooting nigger, the shooting.

>>722981905
I dont have to prove anything you made the claim, its your job to defend it. Are you esl?
>The default assumption is thats its the americans. Not the other way around.
Yet you cant even prove it.

>>722981954
>im a retard
i know you are.

>>722981974
You are making the claim that it wasnt the west. Which is absurd so you have to provide evidence it wasnt them.

>>722981834
Yuri Andropov was a soviet KGB agent, not a limp wristed eye doctor with a British wife.

Zoomers really are fucking retarded, or maybe it's just IDF shills.

>>722978912
>Bashar al-Assad is an Alawite Muslim.[457] Bashar performed the hajj pilgrimage twice, in 1999 and in 2000.[458]
If you mean his government, then it was "secular" but in reality muslim and he persecuted minorities.

>>722982071
>playing semantics after realizing you couldnt prove anything
Lol, alright, i accept your concession. And thanks for admitting you are retarded. I know it took alot for you to be honest.

>>722977070
>no mention of Israel and USA funding literal ISIS to take over your country

>>722982152
>endless american meddling in the middle east
>surely this time it wast them
Please provide proof ot wasnt western meddling.

>>722982103
Zoomers hate Israel more than anything, once the boomers die up its over for jews

>>722978267
>play DLC
>the army flees from attacking terrorists because they aren't getting paid
>you have to retake the town alone
These guys were onto something.

>>722982105
>posted jewish propaganda again award

>>722982152
>men cant be women
>prove it!
>oh yeah, let me just pull out my biology study out of my back pocket

>>722982358
It is Israel puppetering the west and using the west to destroy all of Israels enemies.

>>722982103
>implying it's not american millenials and paid shills defending Israel's ops over Assad
t.euro zoomer

>>722982654
This isn't a generational thing, you have to be 50iq to believe the shit around Assad.

>>722973546
The government has already said that him staying in Moscow is dependent on him keeping a low profile, so him doing anything like that is out of the picture.
>a cabinent consultant
Why would they consult a guy who lost? His regime was dependent on Russian military aid and both sides knew it, as soon as the rebels figured out Russia didn't care anymore the Assad regime collapsed in a matter of weeks.

>>722971868
It's like isekai story of retirement from being a hero

>>722982820
1. Learn what the fuck low profile implies
2. Losing doesnt mean he has zero merit. What a dogshit black and white worldview. If anything Putin is more at fault for making a deal with the west like they wouldnt break it for like the nth time.
3. Those are just possibilities, I dont know he does, but I highly fucking doubt he is a shut-in who plays video games.
>>722982654
Where did you get this photo of me?

>>722976759
amazing all it takes for a woman to become based is to get brutally raped by a brown

>>722976515
>you will never play a comfy hotseat game of Homm3 with Assad, Putin and Erdogan
Why live?

>>722982103
Yeah you're so smart for reading your Russian SVR controlled think tank news sources that all pretty much read the same way whenever the subject of Bashar Al Assad came up. I must be gen Z to have known what his father was like. And I find it quite perplexing whenever I see people talk about as son as some kind of hero.

>>722976328
Never gets old

>>722971578 (OP)
>ziggers get to pay for this rat living in luxury

>>722984058
You pay for me to "live in luxury" too, cuck.

>>722971868
Absolute bliss.

Imagine for a moment (((you))) are the leader of /v/. You have authority to do whatever you want including changing the board or banning whoever you want, but you can't change the fact everyone here are absolute tard wranglers. You can never fix it, the best you can hope for is it retaining some kind of usability. Would you rather doing that or just play vidya comfortably for the rest of your life?

>>722979526
>>722980192
>>722979804
It's just "enemy of my enemy is my friend" bullshit. Some dissidents in western countries (understandable because social democracy sucks nigger dick quite literally) end up promoting outright third worldism provided it's packaged together with anti-globohomo rhetoric.

>>722980976
Why is it that these "glownigger" revolutions almost always happen in poor countries with corrupt leaders who have no problems killing their own people. Really makes you think huh. You'd think the CIA would have more important countries to coup but for some reason it's always these countries which I've never even thought about.

Assad = mossad

>>722971868
He's still lives like a king, just not in Syria.

>>722984261
Retard

>>722979526
>Whatever games genocidal dictators play I suppose
But enough about the American deep state.

>>722986134
Well I chose to mention Tropico because it closer reflects his family allegiance to the Ba'athists. Luckily the option for military Coup d’état into power is there. You can even rig your own countries elections with the Tropican electoral tribunal. It's really realistic because it's just like playing Assad's regime.

Smuta

>>722973529
The turks are one tiny geopolitical change away from being extremely relevant

>>722971578 (OP)
I wish I knew the game. I want to play vidya with him. Check in, as how the senpai's doing.

>>722982380
>Zoomers hate Israel more than anything
Zoomers are also the least white generation in human history. They aren't worth anything except dying in a war with the Chinese and/or picking cotton.

>>722981023
>>722984735
Not even the first time they've done something like this. It's pretty obvious too, considering how many nations in the Middle East were bombed to freedom before.
Look up Operation Ajax, it's not a conspiracy theory anymore since they published the documents like 10-20 years ago.

>>722979505
No he was deposed by Israel and replaced with a ISIS (Mossad) agent

>>722981756
>>722981023
>hurr muh evidence

I'm not going to wait +80 years for them to publish the files

>>722988753
Then shut the fuck up

>>722971578 (OP)
he... is like me....