Thread 722977947

>latest entry in the biggest video game franchise is out in less than a week
>literally nobody cares and zero hype
Without even trying to flame or bait people, what went so horribly wrong with pokemon and is there a way to turn this ship around?

>literally nobody cares
niggers its pokemon, it will sell billions anyway

will still sell 30 million you fucking retard

this game was uh,

"People" don't have to care, the moment they see that the game is out they'll buy it because it's trendy

>>722978039
>>722978053

>>722977947 (OP)
>literally NOBODY cares
>without even trying to flame or bait people
???

These games don't get people excited they're just the new thing to buy to scratch an itch

last pokemon game I played was emerald and I see no reason to change that

I'm excited, I have a week off work for it and have it preloaded on my Switch 2 and I am not even remotely joking.

I'm approaching 400 hours in Scarlet and Violet also. I just enjoy these games a lot, man.

>>722978202
They used to...

>>722977947 (OP)
what the fuck is that text on the billboard? i thought Pokémon language was just unowns?

>>722977947 (OP)
Slop

>>722977947 (OP)
>literally nobody cares and zero hype
Don't be naive.

Don't care, still slurping nigger cum right off the cock

>>722978604
Pokémon has always had gibberish text. Unowns a more like an ancient writing system.

>>722978604
No, unown is an entirely different thing. Pokemon didn't have a particular language, just whatever translation you were playing in.
But in gen 8 they invented a fake language so they didn't have to change the signs for every individual language its translated to.

>>722977947 (OP)
Go outside man Pokemon will sell forever

>>722978604
Pokemon language is what you see there. The Unown are, as the name suggests, some sort of unknown language in setting. Why do you think the characters talk about it as if they don't understand it? Because it isn't obviously recognisable as english to them

>>722978729
>>722978798
Or it's AI generated. AI is notoriously bad with text. Nintendo could easily get away with it.

>>722978875
No, the text is clearly purposeful and they've been using it since before AI could particularly generate images

>>722978875
retard

>>722978875
Nintendo are notoriously anti ai when it comes to game development, they arent Sega or Sony after all.

>>722977947 (OP)
>5 days before release
>still no leaks
Man Nintendo really tard wrangled their distributors this time around.

>>722978875
You have literally been told the correct answer. It is a fictional language they've been using for several years.

>>722978875
theyve used this shit before AI was even at a market level. people have told you the correct answer. you might be schizophrenic.

>>722978698
kek

>>722979074
All of the megas have leaked, albeit in a weird way

>>722979775
yeah sorry for the confusion I meant leaked as in the dumps getting uploaded and people being able to play the game early.

>>722979074
Retailers don't get any copies until Sunday. So that's the earliest it can leak but we're probably not getting it till launch week

>>722979775
some of the megas allegedly have screenshots but they look too cool so they're clearly fake

>>722977947 (OP)
it looks nice actually

>>722977947 (OP)
Already have Palworld, why I want a inferior shit version?

I preordered it and stopped trying to discuss anything on /v/.

>>722978254
You can just say that you are a retard

>>722978729
>Pokémon has always had gibberish text
Not true, in early gens there was written Poke or Mark outside Centers and Markets in latin alphabet

pokemon is for little children

>>722978698
Lol

>>722977947 (OP)
Normal people (Pokemon’s biggest audience) don’t post on places like /v/ or other gaming communities. Expect it to sell 10+ million easily. I don’t know why /vp/ does this every time a new Pokemon game comes out? It’s one of the most profitable ips of all time. You’re delusional if you think there’s any chance of it flopping.

>>722982801
Based

>>722984373
Pokemon doesn't flop like normal games do.
Pokemon flops when it only makes billions instead of tens of billions.
Of course, this means that retards on /vp/ will act like it was the Dustborn of pokemon.

>>722977947 (OP)
Isn't this just a shitty spinoff? Not that the main series is any better but is it any surprise there's zero hype when there's nothing new to be hyped about?

This and a Switch 2 will be a early christmas gift for my girlfriend come thursday. It looks pretty fun so I'll give it a try.

>>722984373
>Normalfag cattle will continue buying pokeslop despite how shit it is
The absolute grim state of modern gaming

>>722977947 (OP)
Pokemon is for children and adults that were kids in 1993 (i.e. dying out or being imprisoned for child molestation).