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Anonymous No.722983508 >>722985597 >>722985849 >>722986483 >>722987664 >>722988187 >>722988367 >>722988732 >>722992994 >>722995078 >>722995510 >>722996851 >>722997294
Game series where the villain wins decisively at the very end?
Anonymous No.722985597
>>722983508 (OP)
Dead space
Anonymous No.722985849 >>722985882
>>722983508 (OP)
Nigger I'm reading the third book don't tell me this is a spoiler
Anonymous No.722985882
>>722985849
It's not. You won't know it until it hits you.
Anonymous No.722986483 >>722987438 >>722993254 >>722996664 >>722997385
>>722983508 (OP)
>first book
>damn that's a nice book with great characters
>serving book
>fuck yeah, Glokta arc! and other good stuff
>third book
>complete wet fart
That was sad, honestly.
Anonymous No.722987438
>>722986483
The second trilogy gets worse. However, the sidequel books are really good and worth reading.
Anonymous No.722987664 >>722988140
>>722983508 (OP)
Logan Ninefingers, the better man.
Anonymous No.722988140
>>722987664
He doesn't go after her. He is a better man for it.
Anonymous No.722988187
>>722983508 (OP)
>2 big villains are at stalemate near the end
>one of the dies offscreen, while the other turns into a passive drooling retard in the sequels
Awful
Anonymous No.722988367 >>722988470
>>722983508 (OP)
Wolfenstein 3D.
Anonymous No.722988470 >>722988523
>>722988367
but Hitler doesn't win?
Anonymous No.722988523
>>722988470
Like I said. The villain wins, and even goes "YEAH!" to gloat about how he's going to ruin gaming and banking.
Anonymous No.722988537 >>722989097
Eothas was a villain through and through, first the proverbial ancient evil, old tyrannical leader of a nation where 20% of the population are literal slaves that required a team of heroes to sacrifice themselves to defeat him.
After his resurrection in the second game, he proceeds to smash the system that oversees the reincarnation, dooming the world to eventually succumb to entropy, for no other reason than that he grew to hate the other gods and wanted to spite them. In the final confrontation against him, if you do anything but sheepishly look away or praise him while he destroys the ancient engine of transmigration, he will unmake you with a thought.
Anonymous No.722988732 >>722988983 >>722991781
>>722983508 (OP)
girlboss the literature
Anonymous No.722988983 >>722994070 >>722997305
>>722988732
You can't find a single popular modern fictional book that doesn't have girlbosses except for Bakker and even he got a lot of shit for it that he pivoted to gay rape scenes instead.
Anonymous No.722989097 >>722994729
>>722988537
>Pillars of Eternity
Speaking of which, doesn't the villain win in Tyranny as well.
Anonymous No.722991781 >>722992918
>>722988732
Not the first trilogy
Anonymous No.722992918 >>722992990
>>722991781
>Not the first trilogy
>The said trilogy which features a half demon powerful black woman who later is implied to have killed one of the two powerful magi and deposed a king on her own,
Definitely no girl bosses here. No siree.
Anonymous No.722992990 >>722993135
>>722992918
>the first trilogy is fine and doesnt have that shit
>yes but in the second trilogy they mentioned characters from the first one doing shit
Anonymous No.722992994 >>722993210 >>722993231 >>722993283 >>722994293 >>722994351 >>722994634 >>722994982 >>722996315
>>722983508 (OP)
I have no idea what happened to Abercrombie.
Anonymous No.722993135 >>722993210
>>722992990
>Implying that she isn't a girlboss who does mary sue shit in the first trilogy
Didn't read or lying ? call it.
Anonymous No.722993210 >>722993418 >>722993697 >>722995569
>>722992994
Its his first book i couldnt finish. Wisdom of crowds already soured me on him, but this one i just dropped after 50 pages.
>>722993135
A female character existing is not girlbossing, retard. Shes barely a character in the trilogy. Politics have rotted your brain.
Anonymous No.722993231
>>722992994
>shitty suicide squad tier cape shit but with a coat of dark fantasy
What ? It's a winning formula.
Anonymous No.722993254
>>722986483
It was all good until anime DBZ flying muslims in the end of the 3rd book
Anonymous No.722993283
>>722992994
the devils would've been great if he clearly wasn't eying the ya stylings with it
Anonymous No.722993284 >>722993494 >>722993641
I never read these sorts of books because theyโ€™re obsessed with endless sequels
One singular book with the story concluded there is all I want
Anonymous No.722993418
>>722993210
>politics is when you don't like a character in a book
Holy meirabroken imagine being this 2hutarded.
Anonymous No.722993494 >>722993641 >>722996383 >>722996714 >>722997449 >>722997515
>>722993284
I dont remember the last time i read a new standalone fantasy book, and its not for the lack of trying...
Anonymous No.722993641
>>722993284
>>722993494
because traditional publishing model always seems to have tied authors into trilogy deals, bonus if they were doorstoppers. this formed a mindset where success was equated with stretching out your story to release more novels.
Anonymous No.722993697 >>722994082
>>722993210
>A female character existing is not girlbossing
You must be so daft to not notice how cringe and girlboss her character was in the book then. A powerful, black woman surviving in the desert all on her own fighting slavers who then later is revealed to be an even more powerful half-devil hybrid (asspull with no buildup btw) who is more competent than her male peers? This was a dogshit character written for woke cookie points.
Anonymous No.722994070 >>722994248 >>722994753 >>722994798
>>722988983
After reading a lot of fantasy in the last few years, it's actually crazy how male authors cannot stop themeselves from inserting strong female characters in their books.
Whatever fantasy story you are reading you can be sure, there's going to be a female that is stronger and smarter than everyone else.
And the sad thing is they always end up using the same boring tropes:
either she was a lonely princess who learn stuff of her own or she was a poor orphan working as thief in the streets etc..

funny thing is that (good) female authors rarely do this.
Anonymous No.722994082 >>722994176
>>722993697
lol, not him but Iโ€™m gonna project that youโ€™re the type of nigger thatโ€™s probably okay with Kvothe but would seethe if he was a girl
Anonymous No.722994176 >>722994385 >>722994457
>>722994082
isn't that the guy that had a full page dedicated to justifying why getting to enjoy sloppy seconds actually makes him better than the guy having sex with his gf
Anonymous No.722994201
Modern fantasy is so shit itโ€™s unreal. Bakker is the last nugget of gold in the shit heap.
Anonymous No.722994248
>>722994070
>funny thing is that (good) female authors rarely do this.
Male authors don't have any other option. Consider their choices :
1. Have females but weaker than males - sexist
2. Not have any females - sexist and publishers wouldn't publish it
3. Have powerful female - the only option left

This is the exact problem we have in videogames as well.
Anonymous No.722994293
>>722992994
He signed a deal with Kikewood for movie rights
The Devils is like a Pirates of the Caribbean script with extra gore and lesbians
Anonymous No.722994351 >>722994476 >>722997205
>>722992994
This book would make a good videogame tho.
Anonymous No.722994385 >>722994478
>>722994176
oh nvm lol he didn't even bone her. he was just plain cucked.
Anonymous No.722994457 >>722994671
>>722994176
Speaking of, just recently read The Name of the Wind and realised that people who praise his prose have probably read 20 books in their entire lives. It is good, but holy shit does he get glazed by fantasy fans. Robin Hobb writes better prose and she actually finishes her series.
Anonymous No.722994476 >>722994556 >>722997205
>>722994351
You are getting the movie, the game and the Happymeal toys
Anonymous No.722994478 >>722994781
>>722994385
Nigger why would you have this highlighted as a note lmao.
Anonymous No.722994556
>>722994476
>James Cameron
Literally no hope. What was the last good movie he made ? Terminator 2?
Anonymous No.722994568 >>722994771
Game where could play as hundreds different set of characters?
Anonymous No.722994634
>>722992994
>oh neat, an alt history book where fantasy elements have infiltrated medieval Europe and upended the social order
>it's literally just Suicide Squad
man
Anonymous No.722994671 >>722994703 >>722994813
>>722994457
Rotpuss is a hack but women cant write fantasy and Hobb is no exception
Anonymous No.722994703 >>722994890
>>722994671
Earthsea is better than 99% of male-written fantasy
Anonymous No.722994729 >>722996361
>>722989097
>spend the entire game wanting to be a good loyal servant to my dark lord
>almost every character going "come on anon, betray your lord you fucking faggot" the second you get powers
>everyone accuses you of trying to betray them despite me just wanting the other lords to stop being dysfunctional retards and do their fucking jobs for once
Playing the game as a tard wrangler was the most thankless experience but I'm glad they put in the option to just remain loyal at the 11th hour instead of doing one of the other special snowflake endings.
Anonymous No.722994753
>>722994070
I read a series of books recently where the second book is two strong women fighting for control of a kingdom in an Arabian Nights inspired setting.

They Strong Woman their way into bringing about the apocalypse in the biggest woman moment ever, leading to the third book where the male protagonist from the first book has to come back to try and fix things.
Anonymous No.722994771 >>722994886
>>722994568
>Her succulent fattiness was alluring...
>The jiggles of her plump belly made him feel energized..
>Looking at her voluptuous figure with the shape of an gigantic hourglass..
Steve, please stop.
Anonymous No.722994781
>>722994478
because it's funny.
Anonymous No.722994798 >>722994840 >>722995870 >>722996625
>>722994070
And people wonder why guys are barely reading fantasy. Who the fuck wants to read another girlboss story about le oppression racism and whatever. Even nerds dont want this shit, let alone normalfags. All you're left is reddit numales
Thankfully at least selfpublishing is on the rise and somehow there are still series out there like red rising and suneater that are still going strong
Anonymous No.722994813
>>722994671
If youโ€™re talking fat epic fantasy, sure. If youโ€™re talking immersive and character driven, her and GRRM are the best.
Anonymous No.722994840 >>722994882 >>722995183
>>722994798
guys are barely reading period
Anonymous No.722994882 >>722994983 >>722995047 >>722995114 >>722995319
>>722994840
Nonfiction.
Anonymous No.722994886
>>722994771
she dies at the first half of the 1st book anyway
honestly i couldn't remind a single fat woman in 9 books
Anonymous No.722994890 >>722994925 >>722995017
>>722994703
Havent read anything by Ursula yet but Im not expecting much.
They dont have the right mindset for fantasy, unless you are into Dragonlance slop
Anonymous No.722994897
>male writers write grillbosses and feminism
>female writers either write misery porn or just plain porn
/lit/bros...i dont feel so good...
Anonymous No.722994925 >>722995026
>>722994890
then your opinions aren't worth listening to
Anonymous No.722994982 >>722997335
>>722992994
>funny pirate character
>but WOWAN!
>She has a past full of varied and often shady roles: pirate, mercenary, probably thief, soldier of fortune, and many โ€œjobsโ€ where she learned many skills. Sheโ€™s worldly.
how can any man write this shit without dying inside?
Anonymous No.722994983 >>722995016
>>722994882
not that either
Anonymous No.722995016 >>722995052
>>722994983
Yeah they do.
Anonymous No.722995017
>>722994890
He is right. I didnโ€™t even like earthsea, but the quality is outstanding
Anonymous No.722995026
>>722994925
You are gonna read them anyway
Thats why you are here
Anonymous No.722995047
>>722994882
lmao
Anonymous No.722995052 >>722995081
>>722995016
nuh uh
Anonymous No.722995078
>>722983508 (OP)
How about life.
Anonymous No.722995081
>>722995052
Yuh huh.
Anonymous No.722995114 >>722995135
>>722994882
Retard-kun, I have some bad news about modern menโ€ฆ
Anonymous No.722995135 >>722995327
>>722995114
You get your perception of them through reddit threads?
Anonymous No.722995183 >>722995257 >>722995309 >>722995398
>>722994840
Even /v/ must have read the best video game book right?
Anonymous No.722995257
>>722995183
roflmaooooo
Anonymous No.722995309 >>722995630
>>722995183
oops silly me! posted the wrong image.
Anonymous No.722995319 >>722995539
>>722994882
what kind of book are we into reading? Mind sharing them?
Anonymous No.722995327 >>722995521
>>722995135
Through statistics. Men donโ€™t read books.
Anonymous No.722995398
>>722995183
it's narrated, you can listen to it
Anonymous No.722995475
'crombie is and always was shit
Anonymous No.722995510 >>722996198
>>722983508 (OP)
Expedition 33 you can pick between the protagonist and the antagonist at the end.
Anonymous No.722995521 >>722995646 >>722995726
>>722995327
Men read way less but those who read lean for quality writing
Women read in bulk but 99% of it is romance garbage (historic, urban, fantasy... the setting is irrelevant)
And the few women who turn away from romance read pseudo essays from angry femcels

t.works in a bookstore
Anonymous No.722995539
>>722995319
Epistulae obviously. We've all read them.
Anonymous No.722995569
>>722993210
>A female character existing is not girlbossing
that's how I know she's actually a girlboss without even reading the series, you twitter tourists are extremely predictable
Anonymous No.722995630
>>722995309
Wooooops. Wrong image again.
Anonymous No.722995646 >>722995834
>>722995521
I work in the warehouse of a bookstore and yeah the women there all read smut, very sad state of affairs.
Anonymous No.722995726
>>722995521
True
Anonymous No.722995834 >>722996052
>>722995646
Funny thing is that the only women who have good taste in their readings are old (I mean 60+ and onwards) because they grew reading books written by men mostly. Any women under 50 only reads trash written by other women because thats what the market is saturated of
Anonymous No.722995870
>>722994798
Self publishing may be a minefield, but at least you get some gems, and even the schlocky power fantasy ones are better than the majority of published fantasy by simple virtue of not giving me a ๊œฑoy laden speech when the OP MC wipes out a planet.
Anonymous No.722995970 >>722996032 >>722996442
>ferro
>girlboss
holy brainrot. She's just an angry brown cunt that could be removed from the book and not much would change. You /pol/tards are completely insane

I'd understand if you'd call glokta's daughter that, but fucking ferro out of all characters is just funny
Anonymous No.722996032 >>722996148
>>722995970
Damn you didn't even try to be believable.
Anonymous No.722996052
>>722995834
Younger women have been fed the feminist shit their entire life as well, gotta support the women writers etc.
Anonymous No.722996148 >>722996337
>>722996032
yeah dude, she's unstopable girlboss that can flick bloody nine with eyes closed

here, have some (you) you dumb nigger
Anonymous No.722996198 >>722996282 >>722996295
>>722995510
And whos who anon?
Anonymous No.722996282
>>722996198
;)
Anonymous No.722996295
>>722996198
I don't want to spoil it, but it's obvious once you get there, the protagonist wants to save everyone while the antagonists wants to kill everyone.
Anonymous No.722996315 >>722996578
>>722992994
I just finished this. What the FUCK happened to Abercrombie. Turns out these characters look, sound, and act like everyone else from the last 9 books he's written. When the werewolves ended up fucking instead of fighting I almost dropped it. This was like a YA book.
Anonymous No.722996337 >>722996448
>>722996148
You can barely string a sentence together you sad pavement ape.
Anonymous No.722996361 >>722996579
>>722994729
I liked Tyranny, It was the only CRPG in recent memory which didn't have characters constantly glazing your dick for how great you are. I hate owlcat games since they seem to do that an awful lot.
Anonymous No.722996383 >>722996492
>>722993494
The spear cuts through water
Anonymous No.722996442 >>722996540 >>722997034
>>722995970
Ferro is not a girlboss she just sucks, worst pov by a mile (i am only up to the heroes)
Anonymous No.722996448
>>722996337
Stop responding to this desperate bait.
Anonymous No.722996492 >>722996971
>>722996383
Thanks anon, but i think ill pass
Anonymous No.722996540
>>722996442
>Ferro is not a girlboss she just sucks, worst pov by a mile
this, fucking this. She just sucks
Anonymous No.722996578
>>722996315
Abercrombie was never great, just entertaining.
The devils is made for a global audience so its even more dumb than usual
Anonymous No.722996579
>>722996361
Owlcat games are written for women.
Anonymous No.722996625
>>722994798
Red rising is terrible. I still have yet to read the sun eater series but I'm not getting my hopes up again after so many people hyped RR and it read like a 14 year old's power fantasy. At least the name of the wind had decent prose.
Anonymous No.722996664 >>722996850 >>722996883 >>722996927
>>722986483
>Oh, what's that, you thought the characters had undergone development and become better people? Fuck you, nobody ever gets better, it's just a masquerade, everyone's a selfish shit in the end
Such slimy messaging with smugness radiating throughout. Incredible how quickly I soured when I hit the last book
Anonymous No.722996714
>>722993494
The Sword of Kaigen.
Anonymous No.722996850
>>722996664
Subversion wasnt that popular back when the 3rd book released and i genuinely enjoyed his take on the wise old mentor and noble savage tropes. However he still kept doing it and at this point its just stale and played out. Not to mention everyone is sick in general of subversive media
Anonymous No.722996851 >>722996984 >>722997067 >>722997080
>>722983508 (OP)
I have a feeling that all modern day fantasy writers have a seething hatred towards Tolkien for some reason. Probably jealously that they would never beat him in his own game I guess so they subvert and corrupt tropes which are prevalent in his books to make their slop books.
Anonymous No.722996883
>>722996664
I mean it's not exactly unexpected given the tone of the previous two books
Anonymous No.722996927
>>722996664
I agree with this, it's such a pessimistic view on humanity, I get enough of that IRL. I got a few laughs and some entertainment from his books in the beginning but I got tired of it.
Anonymous No.722996971
>>722996492
Yeah I figured the average anon here would be turned off by that. But it is honestly incredible. And the only LGBT stuff is a gay relationship so it could be a lot worse like having magical transgenders in a fantasy apocalyptic setting (the fifth season) or using fucking xe/xem shit in a fantasy setting (black sun.)
Anonymous No.722996984
>>722996851
It's not that i think. It has more to docwith all tolkein copycats from 60's, 70's, 80's and 90's
I remember going to fantasy section in early 2000's and everything was full of them
Anonymous No.722997034 >>722997090
>>722996442
The Heroes is (imo) Abercrombie's best book.
Anonymous No.722997067
>>722996851
A lot of them genuinely have no idea what Tolkien even wrote. Instead they have a bastardised third hand account based off what other people have told them, or they think the del ray era mandates reflect what Tolkien actually wrote.
Anonymous No.722997080 >>722997482 >>722997579
>>722996851
Lord of the rings was a passion work that felt alive because Tolkien wasted half his life creating the background lore for the novels
Modern authors need to shit a new book every one or two years, they dont have the luxury to treat writing as art
Anonymous No.722997090 >>722997252 >>722997592
>>722997034
Best served cold is better desu.
Anonymous No.722997205
>>722994351
>>722994476
How would this shitty book's game even look like? BG3 like turn based CRPG?
Anonymous No.722997252
>>722997090
Both of those are terrible
Abercrombie only works in trilogies because at least you can enjoy the first two books until you reach the third one and realize how the plot breaks at the seams. Its like playing Mass Effect 3 for the first time
Anonymous No.722997284 >>722997417 >>722997543
What about the Black Company?
Anonymous No.722997294
>>722983508 (OP)
who was the villain? Bayez? read the next trilogy, Bayez hasnt won shit
Anonymous No.722997305
>>722988983
>except for Bakker
Unholy Consult has it
Anonymous No.722997335
>>722994982
she also gets mauled by a werewolf and dies
Anonymous No.722997385 >>722997553
>>722986483
Nigga what the fuck are you actually talking about. The first book is the most boring ass shit in the trilogy, only serving as an introduction for the characters and the world. The entire book is hard carried by Glotka because the other four characters are boring as fuck in that one.
The second one is good but also has that long "journey" that only serves as loredump and is a slog to read. Glotka and West parts are great, tho.
The third book is the best of the trilogy by far. Every single PoV (except for Ferro who is a dogshit who is there just because Abercrombie felt the need to add a female PoV) is great and very entertaining to read. And the ending is epic
Anonymous No.722997417
>>722997284
The first three are very good but after they went to fantasy India it became kinda bad
Anonymous No.722997449
>>722993494

Don't bother.

All the best fantasy writers of the late 20th century have been weird old white mormons with questionable fetishes, and now that the publishing industry is infested with activist women you know they aren't letting anyone with that description near.
We thought it was weird at the time and now we know it was basically the golden formula.

It's all girlboss YA-level wank, self-published stuff that hasn't been touched by an experienced editor, and if a white guy is getting anything published it's due to nepotism and so their stuff is also usually bad.
The rise of the poisonous Critical Role culture is only going to make things dramatically worse before it gets better, at least for genre fiction.
Anonymous No.722997482
>>722997080
>Tolkien wasted half his life
I wouldn't say he "wasted" . More like "spent". His works will still be praised and lauded by others even centuries after his death.
Anonymous No.722997515
>>722993494
Tigana was okay
Anonymous No.722997543
>>722997284
>2 girl bosses fighting and anime MC gets pusi just because lol
Fucking retarded YA shit.
Anonymous No.722997553 >>722997908
>>722997385
>Glokta character expends three books questioning why he, a torture victim, is working a a torturer even when he says he doesnt find pleasure on it
>Glokta at the end: Guess I do enjoy it!
Masterful character development
Anonymous No.722997579 >>722997735
>>722997080
Tolkien had a day job
Anonymous No.722997592 >>722998007
>>722997090
the shenkt twist that he was an eater was obvious and bad. other than that i mostly liked the book.
Anonymous No.722997735
>>722997579
that he did deliberately terribly so his students would leave and give him more time to write
Anonymous No.722997743 >>722997808 >>722997854
>muh romance muh girlboss muh smut
>meanwhile men read the same 5 military/war stories for the 23 times
yikes
Anonymous No.722997808
>>722997743
hell yea
Anonymous No.722997854
>>722997743
I just like The Things We Carried, ok
Anonymous No.722997908 >>722998272
>>722997553
isnt the whole point with this that at the start glokta is lying to himself so he can live with the fact that he does terrible things but is good at it. the end is him coming to terms with it rather than wallowing in misery forever and wishing for his own death
Anonymous No.722998007 >>722998210
>>722997592
The retarded part for me is that he is the husband of Vitari. Oh wow, what a coincidence that this important character is somehow related to this another important character in a world with supposedly millions of people
Anonymous No.722998210
>>722998007
I think the worst part about it is he literally used the same kind of twist in last argument of kings with Salem Rews secretly being Pike
Anonymous No.722998272
>>722997908
You might say that but when the major point of a character struggle is just brushed aside in the last page of the book as a pun I call bad writing
Abercrombie is the kind of author who never plans the ending of a novel. In Best served cold the main character does a 180ยฐ twist in her motivations and personality on the last chapter just to fit the lore of the main series. He is always treating characters as putty, shaping them for new roles instead of respecting their development through the novel