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Anonymous No.722984505 [Report] >>722984858 >>722985923 >>722985972 >>722986060 >>722987857 >>722988440 >>722988467 >>722989840 >>722990170 >>722990487 >>722991239 >>722991853 >>722998619
Glazed Up Games
Post things you didn't fall for but everyone else did.
Anonymous No.722984570 [Report] >>722984630 >>722988665
Metaphor is a good game, retard-kun.
Anonymous No.722984630 [Report]
>>722984570
Nice try metaslopper
Anonymous No.722984858 [Report] >>722985427 >>722985657 >>722986012 >>722986056 >>722986168 >>722988665 >>722997872 >>722998903 >>722999294 >>722999349
>>722984505 (OP)
I genuinely dont understand whats wrong with this game? I played it and enjoyed it a lot, I still think about it from time to time ans the world building and characters were all memorable. Though I admit it has flaws, there is no perfect game. So as long as I had fun, I consider it a good game.
Anonymous No.722985038 [Report]
I thought I was interested in this game, but after a long time of meditation and introspection, I realized all I was interested was in fuking the redhead elf's brapper, so I fapped to some r34 of her and went back to minecraft
Anonymous No.722985057 [Report]
Thank god i refunded this piece of shit
Anonymous No.722985365 [Report] >>722986492
what was the big metaphor announcement?
Anonymous No.722985419 [Report] >>722986703 >>722987765 >>722988665
It was a really good game. Good starter, baby's first JRPG, for those that aren't yet ready to play more serious JRPGs like Persona and SMT.
Anonymous No.722985427 [Report] >>722987340
>>722984858
Popular thing bad
Anonymous No.722985657 [Report] >>722986662
>>722984858
95% of all threads on /v/ now is just poorly written bait written by poorfags and other assorted idiots. They can't buy games, they don't play games, most of them are legit turdworlders (indians). Just ignore them.

Metaphor was great, but not without some issues.
Anonymous No.722985753 [Report] >>722986612
I fell really badly for BG3 because of Laezel. But then I just ended up losing interest in her, fucking the sex demon woman and then destroying the world for Bhaal. The game itself is kinda shit.
Anonymous No.722985774 [Report] >>722985829
>zoomer fags makes up another retarded buzzword
Anonymous No.722985829 [Report] >>722985969 >>722985973
>>722985774
>people younger than myself creating new culture is..le bad and cringe!! use my fucking memes from 2016 forever you fucking troonfreaks!!!
Anonymous No.722985846 [Report] >>722986451
/v/ needs another alt board to serve as a quarantine for retards like OP that are compelled to make threads about not playing games on the board for people who like playing games.
Anonymous No.722985923 [Report] >>722986530
>>722984505 (OP)
Cyberpunk, I don't understand how us minority that saw it coming were screaming it from the rooftops trying to warn everybody else but they just refused to listen.
Anonymous No.722985969 [Report]
>>722985829
>People copying whatever retarded shit illiterate black people say on twitter and feeling immediately compelled to use it for everything ad nauseum is bad
Yes, yes it is.
Anonymous No.722985972 [Report] >>722986753
>>722984505 (OP)
go woke go broke
Anonymous No.722985973 [Report]
>>722985829
Pick up a dictionary instead of filling it up with your inane faggotry and constant need for attention
Anonymous No.722986012 [Report] >>722997990
>>722984858
People are mad it's not Persona ENOUGH.
Anonymous No.722986056 [Report]
>>722984858
You should ignore threads with retarded definitions like this one,
Anonymous No.722986060 [Report] >>722986514 >>722986572 >>722988493
>>722984505 (OP)
E33
Any persona shit
Bf or cod slop
Slopsong
Cyberjunk
Monster hunter milds
Anonymous No.722986157 [Report]
Hogwarts Legacy
Anonymous No.722986168 [Report] >>722990206
>>722984858
Persona games are only remembered for dogshit tier teen romance for manchild which this game lack
Anonymous No.722986451 [Report]
>>722985846
>implying /v/ plays games
lmfao
Anonymous No.722986492 [Report]
>>722985365
Literally nothing. It was just 1st anniversary wank.
Anonymous No.722986514 [Report] >>722986914
>>722986060
Curious how there isn't a single tendie game here
Anonymous No.722986530 [Report]
>>722985923
>ESL
Anonymous No.722986572 [Report] >>722987547
>>722986060
Say that again without crying, tendie.
Anonymous No.722986612 [Report]
>>722985753
The bear fucking wasn't a big enough hint?
Anonymous No.722986662 [Report]
>>722985657
What did you buy last steam sale?
Anonymous No.722986703 [Report]
>>722985419
Persona and SMT aren't serious games thougheverbeit
Anonymous No.722986753 [Report]
>>722985972
Unless you're a big corpo and can eat any loss
Anonymous No.722986914 [Report] >>722986961
>>722986514
Because those games actually try to innovate and are actually good.
Anonymous No.722986920 [Report] >>722986951 >>722987031
Are they planning on making Metaphor: Golden?
Anonymous No.722986951 [Report]
>>722986920
In 2 weeks
Anonymous No.722986961 [Report] >>722987053
>>722986914
>false flagging to make tendies seem like they're mentally ill
fuck off
Anonymous No.722987031 [Report]
>>722986920
Yes, there will be a special "romance all other girls" edition. I'll still stick with the canon romance though.
Anonymous No.722987053 [Report] >>722987097 >>722987108
>>722986961
Ok make a counterpoint. Show me where not-nintendo has innovated something new and ground-breaking breakung. There's a reason everybody copies Nintendo games.
Anonymous No.722987097 [Report]
>>722987053
ground-breaking.*
Anonymous No.722987108 [Report] >>722987149
>>722987053
>he wasn't actually false flagging
the absolute state of tendies
Anonymous No.722987149 [Report] >>722987290
>>722987108
>Can't make a counterpoint
The concession admitted itself for acceptance.
Anonymous No.722987290 [Report] >>722987505
>>722987149
Split Fiction released only a few months ago
Shitendo is the one that hasn't innovated shit in years. They're on a giant beef with Pal World stealing legend arceus's mechanics despite the fact that Pixelmon already had done the exact same shit years before the game was even announced
I guess that Nintendo innovated $70 DLC with TOTK recently

Now post eric etc etc
Anonymous No.722987340 [Report]
>>722985427
>metaphor
>popular
Anonymous No.722987505 [Report] >>722987547
>>722987290
something something Ericka something idk. I just btfo your whole argument, now what?
>Split fiction
Curious how you fail to explain what made it so innovative and instead just went on a rage-fueled rant about Nintendo. The absolute state; you just hate Nintendo. That's the premise of your whole argument. Try again next time and bring some beer to make listening to your mundane rants bearable.
Anonymous No.722987547 [Report] >>722987621
>>722987505
See >>722986572
Anonymous No.722987621 [Report] >>722987689
>>722987547
>Has no argument
>Never had one to begin with
>All xhe knows is how to bitch and cry
Typical lol
Anonymous No.722987689 [Report] >>722987761
>>722987621
Curious how you fail to explain what made Nuntendoshit so innovative and instead just went on a rage-fueled rant about anti Nintendo.

Why the fuck would I start talking about fucking split fiction in depth in a fucking metaphor thread?
Die nigger
Anonymous No.722987761 [Report]
>>722987689
>N-no u
>Ad-hom
>sqrt(-1) reading comprehension
Low IQ and low effort post
Try again midwit
Anonymous No.722987765 [Report]
>>722985419
>more serious games like smt
Anonymous No.722987857 [Report] >>722987939 >>722988034
>>722984505 (OP)
I wanted to play the game but I heard is woke and then saw how they flattened the elf's ass at the last moment and I kind of lost interest and forgot about it. Is there no Golden Royal edition yet?
Anonymous No.722987939 [Report]
>>722987857
2 more weeks
Anonymous No.722988034 [Report]
>>722987857
Just mod it nigga
Anonymous No.722988440 [Report]
>>722984505 (OP)
Any nutendo gayme and the shitch
Anonymous No.722988467 [Report]
>>722984505 (OP)
>barely sold a million copies out of 7 billion people
>one in 7000 people played it
>everyone else
Anonymous No.722988493 [Report]
>>722986060
Famously uncriticized Monster Hunter Wilds
Famously uncriticized Cyberpunk 2077
Anonymous No.722988665 [Report]
>>722984570
>>722984858
>>722985419
Every refantaziofag I have ever met was either brown, a troon, femoid, or a brown troon. Which are (you)?
Anonymous No.722989840 [Report]
>>722984505 (OP)
GOTY 2024
Anonymous No.722990170 [Report] >>722990310
>>722984505 (OP)
Metaphor was better than Expedition 33. Seethe more grifter.
Anonymous No.722990206 [Report]
>>722986168
>implying that metaslop is for adults
Anonymous No.722990310 [Report] >>722990368
>>722990170
>Chinese goyslop for goys (you're not a goy, are you?) A is better than Chinese goyslop for goys (I sincerely hope you're not admitting to being a goy) B
Anonymous No.722990368 [Report] >>722990438
>>722990310
Who are you quoting because I didn't say any of that and neither of them are Chinese. One is Japanese and the other F*ench.
Anonymous No.722990438 [Report] >>722990465
>>722990368
>One is Japanese and the other F*ench.
So, Chinese.
Anonymous No.722990465 [Report]
>>722990438
Burger moment
Anonymous No.722990487 [Report] >>722990540 >>722990818
>>722984505 (OP)
I'll buy the definitive version whenever/ifever that happens. Or else I guess I'll ignore it forever.
Anonymous No.722990540 [Report] >>722990818
>>722990487
2 more weeks
Anonymous No.722990818 [Report] >>722991115
>>722990487
Ignore >>722990540
It'll be at least 3 years before it gets a definitive edition
Anonymous No.722991115 [Report]
>>722990818
That's fine with me for as long as it happens.
So far my track record has been beyond fucking dogshit. And I've bought the games that got definitive releases later, and I've skipped games that never got any.

Well. I've had it. I'm not wasting time on them anymore. I'll buy the definitive versions if they're made and if not then I'll just live without their games. Same with Pokemon. I'm tired of wasting hundred(s) of hours on inferior products because I invested myself too soon.
Anonymous No.722991239 [Report]
>>722984505 (OP)
Haven't played it yet. What's bad about it? Wait, you can't answer that because you haven't played it either.
Anonymous No.722991853 [Report] >>722993075 >>722995943
>>722984505 (OP)
So what was the big news that they had to have a stream for?
Anonymous No.722993075 [Report]
>>722991853
Literally nothing
Anonymous No.722995603 [Report]
How are we feeling today, MetaGODS?
Anonymous No.722995943 [Report] >>722996004 >>722996124
>>722991853
Prepare your wallet anon.
Anonymous No.722996004 [Report]
>>722995943
Holy compression batman
Anonymous No.722996124 [Report] >>722996332
>>722995943
I can almost read it, make it more blurry anon
Anonymous No.722996332 [Report] >>722996696
>>722996124
gotchu famalam
Anonymous No.722996696 [Report] >>722996867
>>722996332
Thanks lad, its perfect
Anonymous No.722996867 [Report]
>>722996696
Anonymous No.722997018 [Report]
Never even tried metaphor cause persona 4&5 burned me. Was told they would be good rpgs, but its actually just visual novels about high school, unplayable if you don't feel any nostalgia towards this theme. I do get why these games are popular with teens, but these are not games for adults. The fighting system might as well be auto because its so simple and easy (esp in 5). The music is great though, no denying that.
Anonymous No.722997872 [Report] >>722998297
>>722984858
conservitards mad that a game says things trump said are bad
Anonymous No.722997990 [Report]
>>722986012
I actually think it's too much Persona.
Anonymous No.722998125 [Report]
1000xresist or whatever that weeaboo faggot shit is called
Anonymous No.722998297 [Report]
>>722997872
orange man said democracy bad but it good because it elect him
Anonymous No.722998485 [Report]
all the mobile phone gachashit
Anonymous No.722998619 [Report] >>722998680
>>722984505 (OP)
you just know they're going to release a new edition soon
Anonymous No.722998680 [Report]
>>722998619
2 more weeks
Anonymous No.722998903 [Report] >>722999354
>>722984858
Anonymous No.722999294 [Report]
>>722984858
It's very forgettable and unfinished.
>1st dungeon is generic zombie cathedral
>2nd dungeon is a mishmash of worm ass, sewers, and the world's smallest mansion
>3rd dungeon is an hour long stealth mission
>4th dungeon is stolen from another game
>5th dungeon is [ERROR ERROR]
>6th dungeon is basically the end
And that's not even getting into the villain's generic le kill everyone to evolve mankind plan or all the council members and race participants who are irrelevant jobbers that don't do anything
Anonymous No.722999349 [Report]
>>722984858
Nothing. It's an above-mediocre game with great soundtrack. People just need something to seethe about.
Anonymous No.722999354 [Report]
>>722998903
>flop is popular
Anonymous No.722999887 [Report]
Cyperbunk