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Anonymous No.722986410 >>722986557 >>722988548 >>722989759 >>722990264 >>722990718 >>722990949 >>722993663 >>722994204 >>722995402 >>722996562 >>722996826 >>722997436 >>722997447 >>722998661 >>723000027 >>723000289 >>723000416 >>723003895 >>723003948 >>723005035 >>723007016 >>723013580 >>723014304 >>723015128 >>723016027 >>723016956 >>723021712 >>723022176 >>723022562 >>723026724 >>723027217 >>723030331 >>723031976 >>723041830
Minthussy
Anonymous No.722986517 >>722991374 >>722992395 >>722997043 >>723000073 >>723002964 >>723005729 >>723017679 >>723024728
What logical reason beyond elfussy is there to spare her when you've already spilled oceans of goblin guts at that point?
Anonymous No.722986557
>>722986410 (OP)
more like Manthussy
Anonymous No.722986573 >>722995467
Barely integrated, completely unfinished party member, but she's the only one that sucks your dick in the game so I'm fine with her and I recruit her every playthrough (except the one time I snapped her neck while my cum was still hot in her throat).
Anonymous No.722986614 >>722986737 >>722996902 >>722997217
>/v/ermin so contrarian they will choose the tranny romance because she's le evil
Anonymous No.722986675
Tango una dark azul vestido
Anonymous No.722986685 >>722986749
hag
Anonymous No.722986737 >>722987569 >>722990853
>>722986614
Her sex scene is the best
Anonymous No.722986749
>>722986685
And that's a good thing!
Anonymous No.722986952 >>722987010 >>723005535 >>723006208 >>723006363 >>723006997 >>723011089 >>723019743
She looks 40 and has the voice of a fucking 60 YEAR OLD!
You niggas are insane. Your dicks are broken. Seek help.
Anonymous No.722987010 >>722987785
>>722986952
My souls is broken tbf
Anonymous No.722987569 >>722996902
>>722986737
>her
Anonymous No.722987785
>>722987010
>he still has a soul
Anonymous No.722987956 >>722989172
Her and Shadowheart should kiss as they're both filled with unlimited quantities of whipped cream to explosion
Anonymous No.722988159 >>722989309 >>722995073 >>722995939 >>722996026 >>723003727 >>723026030
Still not a single webm of gameplay
This game is not played by anyone here
Anonymous No.722988548
>>722986410 (OP)
I'm starting this game today
What porn mods should I use?
Anonymous No.722989172 >>722990132
>>722987956
my lesbian elf-wives married to me, a human male fighter
Anonymous No.722989309 >>722989485 >>722994745
>>722988159
It's boring as fuck to play. Incredibly slow and sterile and even though it seems to give you a lot of freedom at first, you soon realize that the freedom is mainly just manipulating the enemy's positions.
Forgotten Realms manages to make magic and fantasy the most mundane shit there is, literally nothing is surprising because anything is possible.
Anonymous No.722989485 >>722989661
>>722989309
Sounds like cope for BoTW losing goty
Anonymous No.722989661
>>722989485
>nooo he is criticizing my reddit game he must be a tendie
lmao
Anonymous No.722989759 >>722989975 >>722993663 >>723005035
>>722986410 (OP)
Yes.
Anonymous No.722989975 >>722997345 >>723002395
>>722989759
wow bloodstains and sex and evil, such a mature game for mature gamers
Anonymous No.722990132
>>722989172
Lucky
I wish I had a pair of lesbian elf gfs to be stuck between as they swelled to nuclear levels
Anonymous No.722990264 >>722990530 >>723021798
>>722986410 (OP)
Minthy is great but remember they wrecked Viconia to make her look better.
Anonymous No.722990530
>>722990264
No amount of Viconia wrecking will save Manthara's looks kek
Anonymous No.722990718
>>722986410 (OP)
built for BBC (Big Bhaalspawn Cock)
Anonymous No.722990853 >>722993690 >>722998949 >>723024796
>>722986737
dont you have to lose like 4 party members to get the sex scene??
Anonymous No.722990949 >>722993512
>>722986410 (OP)
Anonymous No.722991374 >>722992208 >>723008358 >>723014194
>>722986517
You spare her because she's a potential kidnap target for Orin, so you can take Gale, Lae'zel and Halsin and let Orin kidnap Minthara without losing anyone of value.
Anonymous No.722992208
>>722991374
Imagine not letting Orin kill Halsin. Dullest character in the game, there's even another druid to pick over him if you want a druid so bad.
Anonymous No.722992395 >>722994091
>>722986517
She's meant for an evil playtrough
Anonymous No.722993512
>>722990949
Huge chin
Anonymous No.722993663
>>722989759
>>722986410 (OP)
that's a man
Why can't western devs properly model what a woman looks like?
Anonymous No.722993690 >>722995454
>>722990853
No, only 2 I think?
Will Smith and Karl Ack.
I think Gale can be persuaded but I don't remember.
Shadowheart, Astarion and Lae'zel are morally ambigious/the end justifies the means type character.
Anonymous No.722994091 >>722994365
>>722992395
Nah, you can knock her unconscious in the goblin hq and then recruit her in an all-good playthrough too, though you lose out on the sex scene if you care about that.

It's a bit janky in its implementation and clearly not fully intended "how it's supposed to work" but it works. And her influence increases is not really about being evil but to crush the Absolute so it's basically free influence since that's what the game is about anyway.
Anonymous No.722994204 >>722994234 >>722994419 >>723005984
>>722986410 (OP)
I don't like her voice
I don't like her face
I don't want to play as evil character.
Anonymous No.722994234
>>722994204
>I don't like her voice
Fag.
>I don't like her face
Fag.
>I don't want to play as evil character.
You don't have to do.
Anonymous No.722994365 >>722994575
>>722994091
That was added in a patch
She was evil only at release, that was the intended route
Anonymous No.722994419 >>722994827 >>723004734
>>722994204
>I don't want to play as evil character.
Fag.
Anonymous No.722994523
Minthara is incredibly ugly and her skin look nasty. She only gets a pass because female drow lust
Anonymous No.722994575 >>722994676
>>722994365
Read my second paragraph.
Anonymous No.722994676
>>722994575
While being an evil genocidal maniac is not her deal, being part of an evil powercouple obviously is
After defeating the absolute, the play is to rule baldur's gate with an iron fist
Anonymous No.722994745
>>722989309
I mean... what did you expect from the combat? It's probably the best in the genre and it does give you massive freedom as there's plenty classes and subclasses and most builds are viable up until honor mode.
Anonymous No.722994827
>>722994419
>posts the fag lizard
Anonymous No.722995073
>>722988159
I just gave it another go a few days ago, and bounced off of it again. Unlikable characters, bad ruleset and, worst of all, poor combat.

I kept thinking how I'd rather be playing a Gold Box game, The Temple of Elemental Evil, or Knights of the Chalice.
Anonymous No.722995402
>>722986410 (OP)
Anonymous No.722995454 >>722996256
>>722993690
what about halsin and jatheria?
Anonymous No.722995467 >>722996421 >>723003625
>>722986573
well now you have to post durgeussy, anon
Anonymous No.722995595
Hag
Anonymous No.722995732 >>722995964
I made the mistake of doing both good and evil choices and now this little shota is shacking it up with my wife.
Anonymous No.722995939
>>722988159
This is a jeet who has been booty blasted because Baldur's Gate 3 isn't hated by everyone. It's been over 2 years. This is pathetic.
Anonymous No.722995964
>>722995732
porn addiction
Anonymous No.722996026
>>722988159
>SAR SAR WHY CANT I BE DOING THE PEDOPHILE SAR?!
Anonymous No.722996081 >>722996684
This game sucks dick if you dont play the predefied character. I picked durge and wanted to murderhobo from the start, yet my character acted all confused and the game insisted or implied my character was conflicted.
Same thing happened on my first attempt at a playthrough where my character would give Gale the sex eyes during the magic trick despite me just clicking to see a magic trick, I didnt finish the sequence because I was getting roped into a gay sex scene. Fucking gay ass game.
Anonymous No.722996256
>>722995454
>Halsin
Yes obviously he dies if you wipe out the druids and tieflings. But he sucks anyway and he always stayed at camp permanently in my good playthroughs.
>Jaheira
Nah she's fine with it lmao
Anonymous No.722996421 >>722996821
>>722995467
Anonymous No.722996562
>>722986410 (OP)
I used a face mod and never looked back
Anonymous No.722996684
>>722996081
>he got magically anus raped by Gale the Rapist Wizard
lmao
Anonymous No.722996821 >>722996936 >>722997086
>>722996421
>oh my gawd is that SEX in a videogame?? GOTY
Anonymous No.722996826 >>722996985
>>722986410 (OP)
Never forget she had an entire plot line where (You) get her pregnant but the tranny devs cut it because pregnancy is just too heckin hetero-coded!
Anonymous No.722996902 >>722996985 >>722997030
>>722986614
>>722987569
>anon so homosexual he thinks about dick when he sees a woman
your mother is a tranny
Anonymous No.722996936
>>722996821
this, but unironically
Anonymous No.722996985 >>722997164
>>722996826
>>722996902
minthara has a penis
Anonymous No.722997030 >>722997164
>>722996902
He looks like a man. His head mesh is a male elf head mesh.
Anonymous No.722997043 >>722997532 >>723000140
>>722986517
>The reason came to me in a dream.
Anonymous No.722997086 >>722997215
>>722996821
It might honestly be a groundbreaking first time a major official big studio AAA computer game release has a (semi-)main character perform fellatio.

I'm still waiting for the first capeshit or Star Wars movie to show or imply a character suck cock. Think about Rey (Daisy Ridley) shown from behind, bobbing her head on some guy's crotch with the distinct implication of sucking his dick. Think about it.
Anonymous No.722997161
Explain how she's not a banite
Anonymous No.722997164 >>722997537
>>722996985
>>722997030
I bet you see dicks when you look at the clouds too lmao fucking faggots.
Anonymous No.722997215
>>722997086
Actually, scratch that. Leisure Suit Larry 3 had Passionate Patti as a playable character and she has the option to blow a doorman to get into a nightclub at one point. Maybe not AAA exactly but whatever.

Still waiting for the Star Wars movie with implied blowjobs though! Kathleen Kennedy, make it happen!
Anonymous No.722997217
>>722986614
You guys are such faggots kek
Anonymous No.722997345
>>722989975
What point are you trying to make?
Anonymous No.722997380 >>722997461
beautiful
Anonymous No.722997436
>>722986410 (OP)
For me? It's knocking her out in the Gobbo camp and stealing all of her clothes, so she can wake up in a staining goblin den and is forced to go back to moonrise butt naked (the mooning is an insult to ketherick, im a selunite) and she has to hide from passing travelers on the way necause she's nakkid and
>Drow chicks walking Around naked is commonplace on faerun thanks to eilistraee
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Anonymous No.722997447
>>722986410 (OP)
man pussy
Anonymous No.722997461
>>722997380
Do you have a pic of her head ripped off?
Anonymous No.722997526
>Staked Astarion
>Removed Karlach's head
>Slit Lae'zel's throat
>Threw rocks at Halsin
>Killed Wyll during the Grove raid
I thought about snapping Minthara's neck but I'd rather fuck her up at Moonrise.
I hope I can sacrifice Shadowheart to the fishtards in The Underdark.
Anonymous No.722997532 >>723000353
>>722997043
No it did not
>t. Emperor
Anonymous No.722997537
>>722997164
It literally is a male head mesh. You can check it for yourself or google it.
Anonymous No.722997567 >>722998421
>Play Dark Urge
>Recruit Lae'zel, Shadowheart and Astarion
>Cut off Gale's hand and kill him
>Side against the druids and tieflings, kill Wyll and Karlach
>Sex with Minthara right after, then snap her neck during cuddle
>Kill Isobel, then kill Jaheira
>Kill everyone else
>Then finish the game however you want
Anonymous No.722998421 >>722998527 >>723026571
>>722997567
I think the biggest downfall of evil playthroughs was not having unrecruited characters return in act 2 or 3 with a chip on their shoulder. Like a one handed gale or wyll/karlsch looking to avenge the grkve
Anonymous No.722998527
>>722998421
I'm just now realizing I never had to deal with Gale and his taxes in my playthrough because I simply chopped his hand off. Works fine for me because I hate wizards. Maybe I'll do a second playthrough just to chop his hand off again.
Anonymous No.722998661 >>722999923
>>722986410 (OP)
Anonymous No.722998949
>>722990853
Billions must die
Anonymous No.722999923
>>722998661
Im a true blue arachnophobe and even I would eat the spiders right out of her dusty drow asshole
Anonymous No.723000027 >>723000560
>>722986410 (OP)
This, but with the modded face.
Anonymous No.723000073 >>723031390
>>722986517
Logical reason is you know she's a potential companion. That's the basis for a lot of decisions in crpgs, you can tell the devs made content for X so it's just a waste of that content to kill them. Even though in-universe their actions are irredeemable and you've killed thousands for far less.
Anonymous No.723000140 >>723000353
>>722997043
Erm actually his cosplaying as a sexy drow did give me that dark blue fever. Checkmate
Anonymous No.723000289
>>722986410 (OP)
game sucks. i bought it because people told me over and over again "you can do everything". But you can't really. you are heavily railroaded

the icing on the cake was that dumb child in the beginning of act 3. you can say "go fuck yourself" over and over again and it still shows up. And ofc this child and the cat are immortal
Anonymous No.723000353
>>722997532
Shit >>723000140 was to you
Anonymous No.723000416 >>723000481
>>722986410 (OP)
Becoming an evil power couple conquering lands and people in the late game with her is awesome. You even embark on an expedition against Menzoberranzan iirc.
Anonymous No.723000481
>>723000416
Thats my favorite ending. Tho im really t
there to "liberate" the drow.
Anonymous No.723000560 >>723001814 >>723014165
>>723000027
Faggot/weeb
Anonymous No.723001814
>>723000560
Cope
Anonymous No.723002165 >>723006112
Anonymous No.723002395
>>722989975
You have to be 18+ to post here, dimwit
Anonymous No.723002526 >>723002823
I admit that I picked the transgender sex in character customization as the futanari option and then romanced Minthara to have babies with her. Much to much disappointment Larian cucks apparently removed the pregnancy content from the game.
Anonymous No.723002534
For the past 2 years I've almost exclusively played BG3. It breaks my heart that there won't be any DLC. I've squeezed that stone for every drop of blood possible, but I can't bring myself to drop the stone.
Anonymous No.723002823 >>723003015
>>723002526
Minthara is also trans thats why
Anonymous No.723002964 >>723003156 >>723023510
>>722986517
None.
There's generally no logical reason to keep Gale and Astarion around either. One is a lethal threat no lesser than the parasite merely by standing next to you, the other tries to murder you in your sleep.
Coincidentally, if the characters were written with any believability in mind, none of them would stick around with Durge either after Alfira happens.
Anonymous No.723003015 >>723003158 >>723003678 >>723011962
>>723002823
Common misconception. Drow females have a pseudopenis, or penile-clitoris. It’s even possible for females to achieve erections. Their external labia are fused together and form a pseudoscrotum.

As you can imagine, the act of copulation is not simple. The female must first retract her penile-clitoris into her own body. Think about turning a sock inside out. The male can only insert his penis once the female has tucked her pseudopenis inside her body.
Anonymous No.723003051 >>723003124 >>723003205 >>723008691 >>723011406
I know that the
>human
>male
>fighter
Meme is kind of overdone but every time I play another class it always just comes down to spamming lighting or something while in my fighter playthrough I had fun using high STR to bully the NPCs and LARP as Conan

Is playing bard fun?
Anonymous No.723003124
>>723003051
Swords bards are okay, every other bard is just support spells. Nice having a CHA character as the primary speaker/trader though.
Anonymous No.723003156 >>723003486
>>723002964
Astarion is always a permanent member of my party because you can cheese backstab and stealth kills to clear entire areas before even getting into combat
Anonymous No.723003158
>>723003015
Bruh kys right now.
Anonymous No.723003205
>>723003051
Yes bard is fun, and it has a lot of unique dialogue
Anonymous No.723003486
>>723003156
>cheese
It's not cheese, the game is built for it and even moreso with the Assassin subclass.
Anonymous No.723003625 >>723003727 >>723003784 >>723003815 >>723017770
>>722995467
Anonymous No.723003678
>>723003015
>[Lore:Planes]
Wrong. This does not match with Glabrezu knot anatomy. and we all know what they fuck when they're not forced to make more drows with filthy m*les.
Anonymous No.723003727
>>722988159
>>723003625
Well there you go
Anonymous No.723003784
>>723003625
kek
Anonymous No.723003815
>>723003625
I look like this and I do this
Anonymous No.723003895
>>722986410 (OP)
Manthara
Anonymous No.723003948
>>722986410 (OP)
Anonymous No.723004734 >>723004795 >>723004948
>>722994419
is there a mod that changes durge's faggot lizard appearance to something else? I just want to experience the game as it was intended without having to play as a scalie furry
Anonymous No.723004795 >>723005092
>>723004734
Are you retarded or just baiting?
Anonymous No.723004948 >>723005092
>>723004734
Anonymous No.723005035 >>723005330 >>723006136
>>722986410 (OP)
>>722989759
/v/edditors/normalfags really find this pretty?
Anonymous No.723005092 >>723005215 >>723005258
>>723004795
>>723004948
can't you just answer the question wtf?
Anonymous No.723005215
>>723005092
K, anon, I'll give you the benefit of the doubt even though I shouldn't. The durge character is fully customizable in the vanilla game.
Anonymous No.723005258
>>723005092
How about you play the game yourself, you lizardbrain? "as it was intended" my ass
Anonymous No.723005330 >>723005379
>>723005035
4channers do. Minthara is the lowest for romances
Anonymous No.723005379
>>723005330
/v/eddit is a reddit board
Anonymous No.723005535
>>722986952
>She looks 40 and has the voice of a fucking 60 YEAR OLD
Anon i was already going to romance her, you don't need to sell me on it
Anonymous No.723005729
>>722986517
She wanted to kill demons so she is lawful good
Anonymous No.723005984
>>722994204
You don't have to, I romanced her as a vengeance paladin and she gets approval when you select oath choices usually
Anonymous No.723006112 >>723006221 >>723006307 >>723006493 >>723007767
>>723002165
>google trends
Even funnier today.
Anonymous No.723006136
>>723005035
The issue is your abnormal
Anonymous No.723006208
>>722986952
Oh no! Not that!
Anonymous No.723006221 >>723006307
>>723006112
todd bros................
Anonymous No.723006307 >>723007767
>>723006112
>>723006221
Not so fast.
Anonymous No.723006331
She’s meant for bwpd.
Anonymous No.723006363 >>723007216
>>722986952
>high-born woman of matriarch-age from a matriarchal society sounds like a matriarch
Anonymous No.723006493 >>723006817 >>723006851 >>723007767
>>723006112
Starfield overtook BG3 exactly once. On September 3 and it held that lead for about...20 days.
Anonymous No.723006817 >>723006976
>>723006493
>can't even see a spike for starfield's DLC but BG3 has multiple despite no DLC
that's super grim
Anonymous No.723006851
>>723006493
And it looked like that.
Anonymous No.723006976
>>723006817
That first spike was at the end of 2023, exactly when it won GOTY at Geoff's Awards.
Anonymous No.723006991
damn man, we're not even doing steam charts now. were at google trends levels of shitposting
Anonymous No.723006997
>>722986952
She is actually like 150 years old in game
Anonymous No.723007016 >>723007165 >>723009058
>>722986410 (OP)
Taking out the pregnancy arc was the biggest fumble in the games development. Its actually part of lore that drow love being inpregnated
Anonymous No.723007125 >>723007303 >>723010230
What a freak
Anonymous No.723007165 >>723007548
>>723007016
anons be like this is sexy
Anonymous No.723007216 >>723007297 >>723007503
>>723006363
@grok give me a detailed review about sex with mind flayers.
Anonymous No.723007235 >>723007835
>Hexblade Durge
>Battlemaster Lae'zel
>Death or Light Domain Shart
>Assassin/Shadow Monk multi-class Astarion
I really just can't get away from the classic Fighter/Mage/Rogue combo
Anonymous No.723007297
>>723007216
it sucks
Anonymous No.723007303
>>723007125
Top is sexy
Anonymous No.723007347
These are the people that fantasize killing young white male virgins while labeling them pathetic btw. I think it is because they want to be even more pathetic!
Anonymous No.723007465 >>723007539
>cut minthara pregnancy
>no kagha companion
larian HATES evil women enjoyers
Anonymous No.723007478 >>723007658 >>723008890
>Stealth/Slight of Hand party member is still necessary
Anonymous No.723007503 >>723008141
>>723007216
Anonymous No.723007539
>>723007465
laezel is right there
Anonymous No.723007548 >>723007645
>>723007165
she looked like a 22 yo coworker I had at the time so it really was
Anonymous No.723007645 >>723007850
>>723007548
>22 yo coworker
awful aging
Anonymous No.723007658
>>723007478
Why? Just attack anything that needs to be unlocked.
Anonymous No.723007672
Anonymous No.723007767 >>723008440
>>723006112
>attacking google trends is the new tencent wumao strategy
lies. pic related
>>723006307
>>723006493
photoshopped
Anonymous No.723007787 >>723007882
Sex with Halsin
Sex with The Dark Urge
Anonymous No.723007835 >>723007919
>>723007235
Everyone should try those classes once but that shit is overpowered as fuck, especially if you're a little bitch and carry the resonance stone in your inventory.
Anonymous No.723007847
>Jannies still answering reports of 50 centposters
retards. keep reporting the thread for flgrant fanboyism. that's exactly what this is
>>>/bgg/
Anonymous No.723007850
>>723007645
she didn't have the wrinkles minthara does
Anonymous No.723007868 >>723007937 >>723007967
all the girls in BG3 looks like they smell bad
Anonymous No.723007882 >>723007954
>>723007787
I've posted this btw
Anonymous No.723007919 >>723009461
>>723007835
I went with OH Monk Durge, Eldritch Knight Lae'zel, Throw Berserker Karlach and Life Domain Shadowheart for my first Honour Mode clear, it was very easy.
Anonymous No.723007931 >>723008076 >>723008234
>Violates both /v/ rules 2 and 6
>Reports go ignores
>Posts calling it out get banned
Tencent ad threads
Anonymous No.723007937
>>723007868
Anonymous No.723007954 >>723008054
>>723007882
Let's suck each others dicks and kiss.
Anonymous No.723007967
>>723007868
I mean they are camping
Anonymous No.723007991 >>723008032 >>723008094
YOURE GOING TO KILL US ALL FOR A SINGLE CRUMB OF TIGHT ELF DRUSSY???
Anonymous No.723008032
>>723007991
>CRUMB
Anonymous No.723008054
>>723007954
Sure, but only if unironically.
Anonymous No.723008076 >>723008174
>>723007931
I can't believe tencent is still advertising this game on 4chan.org/v after 2 years, incredible dedication. truly based 30% shareholders
Anonymous No.723008094 >>723008197
>>723007991
I KILLED YOU BECAUSE YOU ARE AN INHERENTLY EVIL DEVIL RACE, THE DRUSSY WAS A BONUS
Anonymous No.723008141
>>723007503
I wonder if mindflayer dick looks like a tentacle. I wonder if mindflayer dick detaches and lodged inside the female, like an octopus's.
Anonymous No.723008174
>>723008076
>I can't believe tencent is still advertising this game on 4chan.org/v after 2 years
You mean like they still advertise League? It's a package deal
Anonymous No.723008197 >>723008261 >>723008439
>>723008094
*raises paw* But Drow are incredibly evil themselves tho?
Anonymous No.723008234 >>723010548 >>723042792
>>723007931
Just take the L, people have btfo all your tourist level comments over and over and every time you ignore anything said that contradicts your view.
Anonymous No.723008257 >>723008313
Anonymous No.723008261 >>723008439
>>723008197
Drows are abyss coded, of course the demonfucker hates order.
Anonymous No.723008313
>>723008257
her skin ick
Anonymous No.723008358 >>723013114
>>722991374
>halsin
>value
I wanted to spare orin after she rid me of him. Unbelievable that he's mandatory and cannot be asked to leave after ending the shadowcurse.
Anonymous No.723008404 >>723008463
Anonymous No.723008439 >>723008597
>>723008197
The basically already live in Hell so they aren't as bad
>>723008261
>abyss coded
What does this mean
Anonymous No.723008440
>>723007767
If you're going to post trends at least post them with all the info (timeframe etc) and not just the map.
I don't even get what are you trying to prove.
Anonymous No.723008463 >>723008623
>>723008404
do your fucking nails
Anonymous No.723008536
Non elves are not even worth considering
Anonymous No.723008568 >>723008663
Anonymous No.723008597 >>723008765
>>723008439
their bitch queen hides out in the abyss and they frequently worship demons and drink demon cum. Blood War generals probably tell their footmen that when they die they go to a demiplane full of underage drow women wives or something.
Anonymous No.723008623
>>723008463
Anonymous No.723008663
>>723008568
>Human Mizora exists in the files but is unused
I am glad that there are several mods to fix this injustice.
Anonymous No.723008691 >>723009330
>>723003051
Swords bard is the single strongest character in the game, it's primarily an archer with 4 attacks per turn who builds acuity stacks and then dishes out irresistible crowd control.
If you want to play a different flavour of physical gigachad, do a tavern brawler wooden elf monk. You're basically a superhuman.
Anonymous No.723008765
>>723008597
Certainly they should die then. Kill the tieflings, kill the goblins, kill the drow, kill the squids!
Anonymous No.723008890
>>723007478
Huh? It's among the most useless skills in the game. You can just break nearly everything and trigger traps from a safe distance.
Anonymous No.723009025
Anonymous No.723009058 >>723011156
>>723007016
Well how could a male be pregnant? Not even Larian is that degenerate.
Anonymous No.723009318 >>723010106
>can shapeshift to anyone you want
>kills them beforehand so you don't have to listen to their annoying demands
Anonymous No.723009330 >>723009378 >>723010046 >>723010802
>>723008691
Swords Bard is literally good at everything out of combat too. You're a literal unstoppable god.
Anonymous No.723009378 >>723009542
>>723009330
Why is there a midget
Anonymous No.723009461
>>723007919
Eldritch Knight is kinda dull, i went with magic archer laezel instead and it was a hilarious shit stomp too, having 4 banishing shots in act 1 breaks entire game.
Anonymous No.723009525
I love Minthara and Mithara loves me :)
Anonymous No.723009542
>>723009378
Because Halflings are funny
Anonymous No.723010046
>>723009330
One of my favourite things to do with a swords bard is to creatively murder foes by gathering them around my character via performance. You can land a glyph of warding to put everyone to sleep and then murder them all. Makes for an insane durge character too, you're a cheerful performer who is actually a murder machine.
Anonymous No.723010106
>>723009318
I want to give sarevok grandkids.
Anonymous No.723010230 >>723010312
>>723007125
Why does it look like this?
Anonymous No.723010312
>>723010230
Organic free-range bhaalspawn
Anonymous No.723010548 >>723010613
>>723008234
Jannies who delete facts take Ls. Enjoy your ads being exposed constantly. There's nothing you can do about it.
Anonymous No.723010613 >>723010696
>>723010548
Learn to english.
Anonymous No.723010696
>>723010613
Call out the issue in that sentence Chang.
You lost
Anonymous No.723010802 >>723010989 >>723012825
>>723009330
I didn't know people picked the twink body type
Anonymous No.723010807 >>723010886
>Spend billions botting a game to steal D&D license
>Try convincing anyone they like uglified versions of D&D characters made by eurojank slop studio
>Fail
>End up in debt with Hasbro
Anonymous No.723010886 >>723011214
>>723010807
What are you talking about?
Anonymous No.723010979
The never reported sales because it's a flopped astroturf. And Tencent still owed Hasbro $90M. They are desperate for real sales now. They will never receive any because it's woke garbage.
>It's suceeded
>post sales
>steam numbers
not botted free copies. actual sales. they don't exist
Anonymous No.723010989 >>723011270
>>723010802
Fags do exist it seems
Anonymous No.723011089
>>722986952
You say that like I haven't been crankin my bacon to old hags for a decade at this point.
Anonymous No.723011156
>>723009058
Im gonna rape you in RL when i find you.
Anonymous No.723011157
>723010886
Please don't feed the troll/schizo.
Anonymous No.723011214
>>723010886
Just reposting hearsay and rumors as fact.
Anonymous No.723011270 >>723011609
>>723010989
Fag here, it's big body type or bust.
Anonymous No.723011406 >>723011548
>>723003051
Throw barb destroys everything. Also you can get Fighter momentum on any class by simply multiclassing 2 levels into it and grabbing Action Surge. Many other classes have Extra Attack, which you'd know if you'd play the game.
Anonymous No.723011548 >>723011595 >>723011694
>>723011406
Isn't throw still bugged?
Anonymous No.723011595 >>723011756
>>723011548
>bugged
Huh?
Anonymous No.723011609
>>723011270
Your the cooler type of fagmstill lame tho
Anonymous No.723011694 >>723011756 >>723011801
>>723011548
If by bugged you mean throw being strong as fuck on barb then yeah, It's probably bugged as shit
Anonymous No.723011756 >>723011825 >>723011925 >>723012078
>>723011595
>>723011694
https://www.google.com/search?q=baldurs+gate+iii+bugged+throw
Anonymous No.723011801
>>723011694
Its funny that they added an even stronger thrkw cnetered sublass
Anonymous No.723011825
>>723011756
never had that happen to me
t. throwfag with 2k+ hours of BG3
Anonymous No.723011850 >>723012057 >>723012147 >>723012174 >>723022096 >>723023921 >>723024049 >>723042107
Ahem
>Realms Restored
>No Alphabets
>Civ 5 Narrator
>Wyll of Neverwinter
There, the game is now fixed from activist self-insert bix nood negroids, gay xim-xers, any mentions of men having (((husbands))) are removed from notes, dialogue, diaries, every spectrum-troon is now either male of female, no snarky Karen narration, no wasted companion slot on a nigger, and more. Game time!
Anonymous No.723011901 >>723012156 >>723012205 >>723012294
What are some fun class and race combos to play? I don't want to do the prexisting characters.
Anonymous No.723011925 >>723012205
>>723011756
I'm not going to search through your fag videos. Tell me what's wrong or it didn't happen. Act 3 with playing Frog as throw barb/thief/fighter multiclass and throw works fine.
Anonymous No.723011962 >>723012086 >>723012302
>>723003015
This sounds like something Ed Greenwood would write.
Anonymous No.723012057
>>723011850
hello snowflake~
Anonymous No.723012078 >>723012205 >>723012208 >>723012431
>>723011756
I'm not going to read this shit. There are two issues involving thrown weapons.
>Throwing a weapon at an enemy to start combat
It won't return to you.
>Making another action before the thrown weapon returns to your hand
It won't return to you.
Anonymous No.723012086 >>723012164 >>723012181
>>723011962
I actually just copied some info about hyenas from google and replaced hyena with drow
Anonymous No.723012147
>>723011850
I am using Realms Restored but I am not using the others.
Anonymous No.723012156
>>723011901
Lolthsworn Drow beastmaster ranger with spider familiar
Anonymous No.723012164
>>723012086
That also sounds like something Ed Greenwood would do.
Anonymous No.723012174 >>723012431
>>723011850
Wooow, change nigga into knifear nigga, how fun!
kys fantasy secondary tard
Anonymous No.723012181
>>723012086
Fits gnolls to a T
Anonymous No.723012205
>>723011901
Fun is subjective; only you can decide that.
Watch videos of the classes to see which appeal to you.
If by fun you specifically mean overpowered, there are some hints in this thread already.

>>723011925
>Tell me what's wrong
I don't think you understand what a question is.

>>723012078
Thank you for answering my question.
Anonymous No.723012208
>>723012078
>Throwing a weapon at an enemy to start combat
This should be
>Throwing a weapon at an enemy from stealth
Anonymous No.723012294 >>723014924
>>723011901
You can respec any origin character into any class, but you probably weren't asking that.
>Eldritch thrower
>Hunger of Hadar / Eldritch Blast knockback lock
>Controller Lore Barb
> Open Hand / Thief knockback monk
Group enemies together prebattle with minor illusion. Drop HoH to slow, damage and blind them. The shooting gallery is now set. Thrower begins tossing Nyrulna and proccing tons of reverberation and thunder damage. Lock Blasts 4 enemies back into the cloud each turn. Monk knocks back anyone who makes it through or downs them prone. Barb infuses party with 1d8 bonuses, rerolls, casts laughter/hold/command/confusion to enemies who teleport to safety.
It's pretty satisfying to see all the pieces work together. That said, the game is way too easy to require any metagaming or minmaxing. Just pick and use whatever looks cool to you.
Anonymous No.723012302
>>723011962
Yep, he did tell us about drow breastmilk and cum taste after all.
Anonymous No.723012431 >>723012517 >>723012578
>>723012174
>NOOO there MUST be niggers every 10 meters or I'll go INSANE!!!! MY HECKING WIFE WILL SEE THIS MOD IN MY MANAGER!!
Lmao
>>723012078
>It won't return to you
There are many weapons that have build in mechanics to return them to the wielder, furthermore Eldritch Knight can bound any weapon in the game to return to the equipped slot if disarmed or thrown. You didn't play the game.
Anonymous No.723012517
>>723012431
>There are many weapons that have build in mechanics to return them to the wielder,
I know that, the Return Pike, Nyrulna and whatever Giant Barb weapon still won't return under those circumstances.
Anonymous No.723012578 >>723012756
>>723012431
nah some of the returning weapons will occasionally bug out and not return. I've had it happen most consistently with opening combat via throwing but every so often it'll bug out or just lag and you have to actually wait a moment for the game to register the weapon should be in your hands. I mean, really now, is a returning weapon not returning really that farfetched considering your time with BG3?
Anonymous No.723012756 >>723012895 >>723012961 >>723013038
>>723012578
I haven't witnessed this bug and of course it's possible. However, have you noticed how many utter tourists flock around this game? It's far more likely that noob isn't doing something right rather than basic mechanics like this breaking all the way on patch 8. That said, all I can offer is "works on my machine".
Anonymous No.723012825
>>723010802
Not a huge fan of the shredded body type
Anonymous No.723012890
>Jannies still answering reports of 50 centposters
retards. keep reporting the thread for flgrant fanboyism. that's exactly what this is
>>>/bgg/

If the truth bothers you we can keep posting it
Anonymous No.723012895 >>723013023
>>723012756
>I haven't witnessed this bug
Then you haven't spent much time playing a thrower.
Anonymous No.723012961
>>723012756
I'm at the point with the game that I'm no longer disappointed by the bugs and delighted to see them, provided they don't result in total party wipes.
In the most recent fight defending Isobel at Last Light, one of the flying ghouls clipped into the ceiling of her room. I couldn't hit it with melee, arrows, or spells but he somehow managed to bop isobel. I lol'd heartily.
Anonymous No.723012998 >>723013240 >>723013781
it's all so tiresome
Anonymous No.723013023
>>723012895
I dunno I'm 60+ hours into this run and throw weapons return to the mainhand when appropriate. Piss and shit yourself for all I care.
Anonymous No.723013038 >>723013370
>>723012756
can you link the change list for this mod?
Anonymous No.723013114
>>723008358
just push him off a cliff and don't res after shadowcurse, i do that ever run.
Anonymous No.723013240
>>723012998
My head in his lap, please.
Anonymous No.723013370 >>723013421 >>723013608
>>723013038
I don't know what you're after specifically but the thread is here, along with other mods it leans on:
https://rpghq.org/forums/viewtopic.php?p=238105#p238107
Anonymous No.723013421 >>723013632
>>723013370
shilling your mod gross
Anonymous No.723013521
>Doing a good Durge run
>Meet Shadowheart's tranny friend
>Kill him immediately after
>Still receive an epilogue letter from him
Anonymous No.723013542
>halsin, the arch druid, needs to be rescued by a few losers with brainslugs
>proceeds to ditch his responsibilities for the second time and jerk off in your camp for all of act 1 and most of act 2
>tells you to protect a portal while he kidnaps a child
>requires you to go save a different shithead kid so you can grow flowers or something
>spends all of act 3 complaining about city life and missing trees
The only reason to save him from the goblins is so you can trap him in the shadowfell forever
Anonymous No.723013580
>>722986410 (OP)
this bitch? Throw her off a cliff.
She can join the vampire twink.
Anonymous No.723013608
>>723013370
>pages of text
Hilarious read, thanks
Anonymous No.723013632 >>723013778 >>723014087
>>723013421
>NOOOOO You HAVE to witness niggers and gay marriage every 10 minutes goy
I could give a fuck what you say, schizo. You stepped too far and got removed. Piss and shit yourself in fear.
Anonymous No.723013715 >>723014087
Anonymous No.723013778 >>723013924
>>723013632
Stop being a sensitive shill
Anonymous No.723013781
>>723012998
Anonymous No.723013924 >>723013971 >>723014087 >>723033458
>>723013778
Thanks for motivating me to bump 3 times more than what I was prepared for.
Anonymous No.723013953
>Jannies still answering reports of 50 centposters
retards. keep reporting the thread for flgrant fanboyism. that's exactly what this is
>>>/bgg/

If the truth bothers you we can keep posting it
you cant delete the thread because it's an ad, and you can't get rid of this post without deleting the thread
better consult raperape, low tier peon
Anonymous No.723013971 >>723014060
>>723013924
oh no someone's triggered :(
Anonymous No.723014008 >>723014227
what do drow pussy smell and taste like?
Anonymous No.723014012 >>723022290
How is he so effortlessly cool and handsome?
Anonymous No.723014060 >>723014146
>>723013971
Let's keep going then, I don't mind.
Anonymous No.723014087
>>723013715
I prefer this Alfira. I am still pissed that she isn't a companion.
>>723013632
>>723013924
I have that mod installed and I still want you to fuck off for being annoying.
Anonymous No.723014146 >>723014215
>>723014060
No i am not downloading your mod
Anonymous No.723014165
>>723000560
wrpg fans when its waifuslop but the girls are ugly
Anonymous No.723014194
>>722991374
KEK that is literally Halsin's job
I remember when i first played and heard that one of my team was kidnapped. Then i saw that she took fucking Halsin.
LMAO.
I should have been able to thank her instead of being forced to kill her.
Anonymous No.723014215 >>723014257 >>723014383
>>723014146
I don't care what someone destined to suicide within 6 months downloads or doesn't download
Anonymous No.723014227 >>723014882
>>723014008
you should ask him
Anonymous No.723014251
Anonymous No.723014257 >>723014314 >>723014420
>>723014215
Aaa black people save me CHUDs
Anonymous No.723014304
>>722986410 (OP)
She still loved me even though I ate too many tadpoles. I am loyal to Minthara, because she is ultimately loyal to me.
Anonymous No.723014314
>>723014257
you forgot the gigachad image
Anonymous No.723014383 >>723014437
>>723014215
How long did it take you to make the mod?
Anonymous No.723014420 >>723014504
>>723014257
Don't forget the weird quasi-asians, they can fuck off too
Anonymous No.723014437 >>723014663 >>723014717
>>723014383
how long did it take you to beat Baldur's Gate 3?
there's a genocide happening in gaza and you're playing video games?
Anonymous No.723014504 >>723014616
>>723014420
AAAHH ASIANS SAVE ME CHUDS
Anonymous No.723014616
>>723014504
Make a better game next time and nerds wont fix your awful crap.
Anonymous No.723014663
>>723014437
Oh so you aren't even genuine about it, good to know, retard.
Anonymous No.723014717
>>723014437
as tempting as it sounds, I prefer playing video games
Anonymous No.723014882 >>723015302
>>723014227
Anonymous No.723014924
>>723012294
>Jeet Wyll
That is even worse than nig wyll
Anonymous No.723015004 >>723015096 >>723016036
>Jannies still answering reports of 50 centposters
retards. keep reporting the thread for flgrant fanboyism. that's exactly what this is
>>>/bgg/

If the truth bothers you we can keep posting it
you cant delete the thread because it's an ad, and you can't get rid of this post without deleting the thread
better consult raperape, low tier peon
are you glad you signed up to be a janny yet?
>thanks for bump
this is a tencent ad thread. the bots were going to bump it anyways
Anonymous No.723015012 >>723015132
Durge redemption is my fav moment of all time. I even figured out how to record vids just to tape it for rewatch later. Withers actor absolutely sold it.
Anonymous No.723015067
>tfw forgot to grab my contract from the pedestal before facing Raphael
Anonymous No.723015096 >>723015158 >>723015172
>>723015004
>this pic again
People don't search "Baldur's gate 3", they search bg3, or baldur gate, or shit like that
Anonymous No.723015128
>>722986410 (OP)
Fugly trannoid. And somehow old looking. Elves are supposed to be eternally youthful.
Anonymous No.723015132 >>723015480
>>723015012
okay gay scalie
Anonymous No.723015145
new best mod just dropped
https://www.nexusmods.com/baldursgate3/mods/19120
Anonymous No.723015158
>>723015096
Don't bother. This faggot goes on about the truth, yet he himself is completely blinded by his own confirmation bias.
Anonymous No.723015172
>>723015096
you have had this failed talking point for 2 years. emphasis on failed.
>normies look up abbreviations more than full titles
>normies make up the backbone of bg3 sales
objectively proven false
Anonymous No.723015302
>>723014882
Is he the greatest successful self-insert of all time?
Anonymous No.723015445
>723015172
You keep using words like truth and objectively, yet when put to the proof you cannot produce any of these things.
Anonymous No.723015480
>>723015132
Am not! I just like cool things and dramatic angsty stories.
Anonymous No.723015549
You can search for trends on both bg3 and baldur's gate 3 by date. the second it was called out bg3 isn't searched for hardly at all, tencent spiked the trend searches with bots post-launch.
You have zero agument chang. You need to stop using this rebuttal.
Anonymous No.723015627
That faggot being terminally buck broken for 2 years straight by a video game will never not be funny to me
Anonymous No.723015680
Not an argument. Enjoy losing constantly for years on end.
Anonymous No.723015813
Where are the sales?
Why can't Swen say Taiwan? He's "Belgian"
Why can't anyone debunk the facts in the posts they report?
Why are these threads allowed when any other (non-chinese funded) game can't post fanboy threads?
Anonymous No.723016001 >>723016074
fixing drow women with neutral good cock
Anonymous No.723016027 >>723031168
>>722986410 (OP)
kek
Anonymous No.723016036
>>723015004
anon you made a typo i will fix it when i repost for you after seething janny censors your expose
Anonymous No.723016074
>>723016001
Roll 20 to see if you succeed (-2 for being a 4chin user)
Anonymous No.723016109 >>723016418
fixing drow women with lawful evil cock
Anonymous No.723016418 >>723016510 >>723016650
>>723016109
How are you fixing when you both are evil
Anonymous No.723016510
>>723016418
(-1) x (-1) = +1
Anonymous No.723016650 >>723016873
>>723016418
That's the secret, there is nothing to fix because she is perfect
Anonymous No.723016873
>>723016650
Anonymous No.723016882 >>723019281
>"TENCENT could be here" he thought, "I've never been in this thread before. There could be TENCENT anywhere." The cool breeze felt good against his bare chest. "I HATE CHINA" he thought. 'Down by the River' reverberated his entire studio apartment, making it pulsate even as the buy-one-get-one-free monster circulated through his powerful thick veins and washed away his (merited) fear of chinese bots after dark. "With Google Trends charts, you can go anywhere you want" he said to himself, out loud.
Anonymous No.723016902 >>723017076
If evens, I will play a lawful goody goody paladin
If odds, a cartoonishly evil sorceror.
Anonymous No.723016956
>>722986410 (OP)
>another horny and or seething thread about vidya women
get new material already
Anonymous No.723016963
>wumao still seething in replies
>i-i'm not broken! YOU'RE broken!
I love they always focus on (You) too
Anonymous No.723017018 >>723017127 >>723017323 >>723017361 >>723017660 >>723029472
What's best for an evil playthrough : Origin or durge? do both changes a lot from each others?
Anonymous No.723017058 >>723025078 >>723025882
>Thinking Minthara is edgy le evil character
Did anyone actually play the game? She disapproves of pointless violence. She even says in act 3 they should let the refugees in and make them work as guards, feed them and house them. This is probably some of the wokest shit anyone can come up with. She even says it's the smart one who recognizes unnecessary suffering of innocents, rather than one of soft hearted one. As far as Drow go she's a treehugger.
Anonymous No.723017076
>>723016902
here friend, for your paladin playthrough
https://www.nexusmods.com/baldursgate3/mods/19120
Anonymous No.723017127 >>723017263
>>723017018
You mean Tav or Durge or origin as in origin laezel/shadowheart/astarion etc?
Anonymous No.723017180 >>723017267
>finally sit down and play/finish BG3
>No mention of ward
>Only a loose reference to the novel donut steel
So where is the original player character during this crisis?
Anonymous No.723017263 >>723017383
>>723017127
Sorry I got dumb, It meant it as Tav
Anonymous No.723017267 >>723019542
>>723017180
The game takes place ~120 years after BG2.
Anonymous No.723017323
>>723017018
Durge is all about Baal spawn story line. General evil moments get special durge options and a lot of exclusive events on top. But you get railroaded into RPing crazy evil maniac often. If you want a more personal evil story than go generic Tav.
Anonymous No.723017361 >>723029472
>>723017018
There's no reason to not pick Durge, ever
>Lawful good run
Durge has options to resist the urges, giving the character more depth and a backstory, as well as a proper redemption arc
>Evil run
Works very well with both true evil and conflicted evil angles. Tav can either fully embrace his Bhaal roots or simply be an unwilling participant
>But I like companion X
You learn more about any companion by not playing as them. By putting one of the origin characters as your main you'll never hear their input on events, you'll never learn about their pasts, besides it'll fully break immersion having Lae'zel prance around doing sidequests when she's clearly driven by her Gith protocols to seek a creche.
Anonymous No.723017383
>>723017263
Tav is what you use when you want a truly blank slate character. Durge has an established, if murky, backstory. Most people recommend doing a Tav run first and then do Durge but it doesn't really matter.
Anonymous No.723017439
Human beings don't make posts like these
Anonymous No.723017526
Example:
>Tav is what you use when you want a truly blank slate character.
This is obvious. Only an AI would feel a need to call out a fact so obvious.
Anonymous No.723017660 >>723017861
>>723017018
Genuinely durge is the way to go. Its actually baffling they didn't make him the default
Anonymous No.723017679
>>722986517
Hot drow dommy mommy, i dont understand what other reason you need
Anonymous No.723017770
>>723003625
:D
Anonymous No.723017861
>>723017660
They were probably worried about retards fucking up, facing a consequence of role playing and then squealing about it.
Depressingly, they were also probably right.
Anonymous No.723018035 >>723018187 >>723018592 >>723019937
Is it true the game is considered too long if you have the difficulty too high?
Anonymous No.723018180
Ask Deepseek Wong
Anonymous No.723018187
>>723018035
Nah difficulty has nothing to do with that. Enemy turns can take some time to get through when there's tons of them but it's not the worst thing in the world.
Also Act 3, you'll likely feel like you're being inundated with pointless sidequests. Don't be afraid to say 'fuck that' and just focus on what you want to focus on.
Anonymous No.723018262 >>723018484
Considering how there's so many of them, and seemingly the custom gear system literally works with them, I don't understand why there is no playable Goblin
Anonymous No.723018484
>>723018262
They have slightly different bodies, which was a mistake. They should've just been green gnomes and someone like Sazza or Gribbo should've been a companion.
Anonymous No.723018584 >>723020013 >>723020865 >>723022476
Why does Shadowheart get all the good porn?
Anonymous No.723018592 >>723018746
>>723018035
Not really, the difficulty mostly focuses on AI behaviour and abilities rather than turning them into damage sponges. At worst you’ll have moments where you’re desperately trying to keep someone alive that can extend fights, but that’s about it.
Also as said by the other anon, Act 3 has a bunch of
>aren’t you level 12 yet?!
Side quests that you can cheerfully skip but will bloat the time if you complete all of them
Anonymous No.723018604
does she sell her body concealed behind a communist veil like her game did? hanging out with goblins is pretty much the same as hanging out with chinese
Anonymous No.723018746
>>723018592
Whoever thought this was a good idea for act 3 was a complete idiot, I almost gave up the game because it was just too much stuff
Anonymous No.723018908 >>723019394
Imagine if the whole game was set in the city. Rivington/Wyrm's Crossing, lower & upper city, the sewers. Plenty of meat there, we didn't need to fuck around in the wilderness fellating tieflings and druids, kissing goblin feet, dicking around in the underdark with duergar and mushrooms.
Anonymous No.723019281
>>723016882
nice lol
Anonymous No.723019394
>>723018908
People would complain it's not fantasy enough. Gotta have hiking and caves and shit. Wilderness biomes could be done within cities through magic and shenanigans tho. Waterdeep is probably the best for that, it's magical and wild as shit.
Anonymous No.723019418
don't reply to yourself. it's cringe.
Anonymous No.723019542 >>723019976
>>723017267
Hmm that's a good excuse. I thought it was 20 not 120
Anonymous No.723019743
>>722986952
No. On the contrary, it's working too well. WAY too well.
Anonymous No.723019937
>>723018035
It's just the pacing that crumbles in act 3. The first two acts are neatly paced, side quests make sense in the overarching narrative. Then at the end of act 2, the curtain is pulled and the tension is building to a finale.
Then you get to act 3 the party is expected to bother looking for missing letters or somebody hooking up donation toys with explosives. Why would the party give two fucks about these issues when supposedly the Elder Brain is days away from taking over and ending the world?

They should have flipped acts 2 and 3 around somehow.
Anonymous No.723019976
>>723019542
Don't think too hard about it though or you'll realize that Balduran being a mindflayer makes no sense.
Anonymous No.723020013 >>723020084
>>723018584
>Look up Minthara porn
>75% if created for schizos who want to see cocks on women
It's all so tiresome
Anonymous No.723020040
>Jannies still answering reports of 50 centposters
retards. keep reporting the thread for flgrant fanboyism. that's exactly what this is
>>>/bgg/

If the truth bothers you we can keep posting it
you cant delete the thread because it's an ad, and you can't get rid of this post without deleting the thread
better consult raperape, low tier peon
are you glad you signed up to be a janny yet?
>thanks for bump
this is a tencent ad thread. the bots were going to bump it anyways
Anonymous No.723020084
>>723020013
futafags deserve the rope
'heroine_defeated' always needs more content
Anonymous No.723020123
Oooh they shadowdeleted this one. Adding it to the tech requests.
You're not getting rid of this one either.
Anonymous No.723020247 >>723020360
I'll fix the typo for you based ad exposer anon.

>Jannies still answering reports of 50 centposters
retards. keep reporting the thread for flgrant fanboyism. that's exactly what this is
>>>/bgg/

If the truth bothers you we can keep posting it
you can't delete the thread because it's an ad, and you can't get rid of this post without deleting the thread
better consult rapeape, low tier peon
are you glad you signed up to be a janny yet?
>thanks for bump
this is a tencent ad thread. the bots were going to bump it anyways
>he's turbomad his ads keep getting exposed
lol rapeape
Anonymous No.723020307
It's going to be a very busy evening for you janny
Anonymous No.723020360
>>723020247
This has opened my eyes
Anonymous No.723020449 >>723020469
This schizo unironically made me buy the game
Anonymous No.723020469
>>723020449
based
Anonymous No.723020489 >>723020581 >>723020582 >>723020592
I don't understand why they made the Gith dudes so ugly, the women looks pretty cool but the dudes just look strange and not in a cool way,
Anonymous No.723020581
>>723020489
endure
Anonymous No.723020582
>>723020489
Stop trying to fuck frogs.
Anonymous No.723020590
Congrats, you will be sitting here for hours on end. Script has been activated. Exact conditions for you? Unknown :)
Anonymous No.723020592
>>723020489
Install realms restored, 85% of the vanilla NPCs are ugly as shit. Ugly in a Bioware type.
Anonymous No.723020864
>Jannies still answering reports of 50 centposters
retards. keep reporting the thread for flgrant fanboyism. that's exactly what this is
>>>/bgg/

If the truth bothers you we can keep posting it
you can't delete the thread because it's an ad, and you can't get rid of this post without deleting the thread
better consult rapeape, low tier peon
are you glad you signed up to be a janny yet?
>thanks for bump
this is a tencent ad thread. the bots were going to bump it anyways
>he's turbomad his ads keep getting exposed
lol rapeape
Anonymous No.723020865
>>723018584
We need more minthy art. If she's preggo even better.
Anonymous No.723020880
Anonymous No.723020921 >>723021729
Anonymous No.723021086 >>723021120
>Jannies still answering reports of 50 centposters
retards. keep reporting the thread for flgrant fanboyism. that's exactly what this is
>>>/bgg/

If the truth bothers you we can keep posting it
you can't delete the thread because it's an ad, and you can't get rid of this post without deleting the thread
better consult rapeape, low tier peon
are you glad you signed up to be a janny yet?
>thanks for bump
this is a tencent ad thread. the bots were going to bump it anyways
>he's turbomad his ads keep getting exposed
lol rapeape
Anonymous No.723021113
>Jannies still answering reports of 50 centposters
retards. keep reporting the thread for flgrant fanboyism. that's exactly what this is
>>>/bgg/

If the truth bothers you we can keep posting it
you can't delete the thread because it's an ad, and you can't get rid of this post without deleting the thread
better consult rapeape, low tier peon
are you glad you signed up to be a janny yet?
>thanks for bump
this is a tencent ad thread. the bots were going to bump it anyways
>he's turbomad his ads keep getting exposed
lol rapeape
Anonymous No.723021120 >>723021297 >>723044128
>>723021086
take your meds schizo nigger
Anonymous No.723021297 >>723021469
>>723021120
you're going to be here all day protecting tencent's ad thread. and you deserve it retard. have fun mashing f5
Anonymous No.723021469 >>723044128
>>723021297
you're going to be here all day choking on these NUTS nigga
Anonymous No.723021470 >>723021679
>Ranger Swarmkeeper (jellyfish)
>Blade of Oppressed Souls or Ketheric's Hammer
>Braindrain Gloves
>resonance stone
Fun psychic damage build that isn't just shadow blade hexblade shit.
Anonymous No.723021679
>>723021470
>I-win stone
Pointless to even play with that item. Do you have a mod that increases difficulty or something?
Anonymous No.723021712 >>723021849
>>722986410 (OP)
Horrible voice.
Anonymous No.723021729
>>723020921
This is after we conquer baldur's gate (without tadpoles because that's boring) and she becomes my queen
Anonymous No.723021798 >>723021947
>>722990264
Well if they did that they failed miserably because even the ugly old hag Viconia from this game looks better than Minthara
Anonymous No.723021849
>>723021712
Sexy, demanding, smoker voice
Anonymous No.723021947
>>723021798
What!
Anonymous No.723022096 >>723022879
>>723011850
ahem
>*bans your shitty mod*
it's that easy to make the incel virgin seethe for years.
Anonymous No.723022115 >>723022212
>>723021974
>embarrass yourself in literally every BG3 thread of the past two years
yes we are the ones who are bothered
Anonymous No.723022176
>>722986410 (OP)
white pubes
Anonymous No.723022212
>>723022115
holy shit he's getting fucked DABBED on by everyone and the jannies
RIP bozo this is so embarrassing for him
Anonymous No.723022263 >>723022627
Is this spam autism normal for BG3 threads?
I get that it's a very popular game that's easy to hate, still didn't expect it to mindbreak so many insanefags. How one bear can do so much dmg, must have been a nat 20 roll.
Anonymous No.723022290
>>723014012
>Wh*te dragonlet
>Is actually a serious threat
Bhaal probably stole him from Tiamat's panty drawer and tells himself he made him.
Anonymous No.723022476
>>723018584
>still no wolf rape
I'm not seeing good porn anywhere.
why is there a pokemon cynthia x shadowheart comic? spit it out which one of you made this shark jump of a pairing?
Anonymous No.723022551 >>723022925
One of my favorite mods is that one that lets your weapon coatings last until long rest. Using even the worst poisons becomes better when you don't have to remember to apply it before battle or waste a bonus action applying it.
>arrow of many targets with a bow coated in crawler mucus/drow poison
Anonymous No.723022562 >>723022662
>>722986410 (OP)
>__ussy
faggot meme
Anonymous No.723022627 >>723022784 >>723023376
>>723022263
Yes, though the severity ebbs and flows. Sometimes he just drops a few images, sometimes he acts like a passive aggressive bitch to get replies on top of spamming (like this thread).
He once had a meltdown and spent a week spamming the same image every minute, on the minute, stopping only for a few hours of sleep every day.

You have to understand that this is a case of barely functional autism mixed with extreme schizophrenia, leading to someone who has invented a justifiable cause in their head for endless spanking and will literally never get bored of of it.
It’s honestly bizarre that nobody has β€˜tard wrangled him yet.
Anonymous No.723022662
>>723022562
Get that thong out of your bussy, player.
Anonymous No.723022784
>>723022627
>You have to understand that this is a case of barely functional autism mixed with extreme schizophrenia, leading to someone who has invented a justifiable cause in their head for endless spanking and will literally never get bored of of it.
Pretty interesting phenomena. I've seen this happen on various boards for different reasons.
I mean autists with schizophrenia who will literally spam porn or edits for 9 hour in a row every day for YEARS. Never stopping. Never getting bored.

Some retards are on a 9 year streak by now. And it's almost always totally irrelevant, mundane topics like some niche video game.
Completely fascinating that these people not kill themselves.
Anonymous No.723022879 >>723022948 >>723023007
>>723022096
It's probably not surprising but all those mods have been taken down from Nexus a long time ago. Mods that remove whites to plug in more blacks are ok tho.
Anonymous No.723022914 >>723024134
Act 3 sucks ass
that is all
Anonymous No.723022925 >>723023046 >>723031481
>>723022551
>lets your weapon coatings last until long rest
it was funny to dip on infinite wyvern poison in the early patches. But why would you do that? drow posion and mucus are plenty enough, game isn't about fighting trash mobs forever
which I am doing while playing NWN, how the fuck is Swordflight supposedly one of the best mods that shitpile has if almost all the combat is just copypasted stock enemy spawn slop?
Anonymous No.723022948 >>723023074
>>723022879
good
Anonymous No.723023007
>>723022879
I'm not talking about Nexus anon. sometimes you must understand that people don't want vile shit or uninspired shit plastered around.
Anonymous No.723023046 >>723023402
>>723022925
if you want to have fun in NWN play a caster class
Anonymous No.723023074 >>723023267
>>723022948
Agreed, I can't wait to die for Israel
Anonymous No.723023096 >>723023724
What are some "fun" builds where your character has a lot of utility? I'm in my first playthrough on Act 3 as a 10 Swords Bard / 2 Hexblade build, and while it shits out damage with a lot of durability, it's really just using booming blade / melee attack repeatedly. At the same time, martial companions like Karlach / Laziel also just feel like 90% of their gameplay is just using regular melee/throw attack. To me it seems like the only classes that advance beyond that are things like Sorc/Wizard or other hard casters, but then it feels like you need to long rest much more frequently, since they feel like shit when you've just got cantrips.
Anonymous No.723023267
>>723023074
>Narrator: "The brainworms tingle in response"
Anonymous No.723023376
>>723022627
Damn, that's kind of epic, in an absolutely retarded way possible. On brand for this place.
I've mostly stayed away from public discourse of the game precisely because of shit like that. Years of RPGs taught me it's a bit of a fools errand to talk about them on the net and attract certain kind of aggressive autism. It's surreal how long people are assblasted about same shit in morrowind for example. Oh well.
Anonymous No.723023402 >>723023671
>>723023046
well as it turns out I am playing a druid and it is not exactly fun watching wererat pack nΒΊ152 nat20 3 call lightnings in a row so I'm forced to long rest a gorillion maps away. I would wildshape for more fun, but every lvl 5 rogue in that fucking mod has like +17 to hit and 5 attacks. Lucky for them their weapons are make-belive so I can't look and get rich.
Anonymous No.723023493 >>723023594 >>723023841
i fucking hate video game romances so i have to listen to withers call me bitchless every run.
Anonymous No.723023510
>>723002964
Gale let's you skip the last boss on a honor mode run
Anonymous No.723023594
>>723023493
The anon walkest alone!
Anonymous No.723023671 >>723023920
>>723023402
if you are playing druid focus on your persistent AoE spells, early on grease and spiked growth will wreck shit, layer them down and pull as many mobs into them as you can, kite stuff back into it if they escape, its very efficient. later you will get stuff like stonehold and creeping doom and storm of vengeance. creeping doom in particular is game breaking and one of the best spells in the game
Anonymous No.723023724
>>723023096
Openhand monk with Durge origin has good options to play around with and isn't very complicated. More complicated play comes usually from item synergies with class features.
Also play on Honor mode, or at least custom option the single save mode. You'll use your tools a lot more because you can't save them for a harder battle in the future, as this might be the battle where your party dies and the run ends.
Anonymous No.723023841 >>723023886
>>723023493
"i hate romances" is a cope, you just have no game, anon-kun. you couldn't land shadowheart or gale even though they throw themselves at you?
Anonymous No.723023886 >>723023940
>>723023841
if you don't even have to try is it even special?
Anonymous No.723023920
>>723023671
agreed on the later spells, but Swordflight is low level slop and most enemies (even random farts like a shark or something) have DR 5/+2 at least because calimsham is just built differently I guess. and also 15 levels of rogue dip so no dex save shenanigans. One stonehold ends the fight, yeah. or it should end, if the companions could hit anything worth shit before getting turned into minced meat the second one of the 20 back alley hobos with a vorpal double axe rolls a nat 20. I hope things get better in ch3 and onwards, this shit is not looking good.
Anonymous No.723023921
>>723011850
Based mod makers
Anonymous No.723023940 >>723024079
>>723023886
that makes it all the more pathetic you can't pull it off
Anonymous No.723024049
>>723011850
>>Civ 5 Narrator
Anonymous No.723024079 >>723024218 >>723024494
>>723023940
what makes you think i haven't done the romances? just because i don't do them anymore doesn't mean i have never done them. they are just so poorly written and awkward that its not worth doing on replays anymore. i've never been compelled by any romance written into any video game.
Anonymous No.723024134
>>723022914
The entire game sucks ass, act 3 is just the biggest shit kernel of the turd mountain.
Anonymous No.723024186 >>723024223 >>723024439
what happen if you recruit NO ONE?
Anonymous No.723024218 >>723024365
>>723024079
oh yeah, right, right. i gotcha. also, the final boss is boring. not because you can't beat it but because it's poorly written and awkward, right?
Anonymous No.723024223
>>723024186
nothing happens
Anonymous No.723024365 >>723024525
>>723024218
well the final boss is kinda boring, but mostly because i just sacrifice gale.
Anonymous No.723024439
>>723024186
its just you, withers and scratch if you got him at the ending party.
Anonymous No.723024494 >>723024597
>>723024079
You're genuinely a shut-in neet, aren't you? Frog romance is one of the best in any game.
Anonymous No.723024525
>>723024365
nuking the shit-for-brains was great though
>what about my 5 phases 25 hours long final boss ending on a fight on top of a submarine against a super human shaped absolute?!
this isn't final fantasy.
Anonymous No.723024597 >>723025467
>>723024494
the best romance in a video game isn't a really high bar, but i will agree its the most interesting romance in the game. its just not interesting enough for me to ever do it again.
Anonymous No.723024728
>>722986517
Someone that won't cry and whine everytime a little orphan blood is shed.

Also a purple cock holder.
Anonymous No.723024796
>>722990853
No?

But I got it using an expanded party mod and had everyone minus bear in it.
Anonymous No.723025078 >>723025751
>>723017058
>She even says in act 3 they should let the refugees in and make them work as guards, feed them and house them
She wants them to work as slaves
>feed them
You might have misheard, she was completely open to the idea of eating them as a nutrition source
Anonymous No.723025467 >>723026652
>>723024597
There's way more of an developing arc than what's seen in pedophile anime games or Bioware slop. Frog going from stern "Speak." to gentle "How may I help?" won't register if you're autistic though.
Anonymous No.723025751
>>723025078
>She wants them to work as slaves
The refugees will be granted citizenship, housing, food and in return they will carry their weight. This is hardly "edgelord" thinking but rather pragmatic and strategic, totally appropriate for her character.
>You might have misheard, she was completely open to the idea of eating them as a nutrition source
Only says this is Durge suggests it (ie the player needs to be the edgelord), and even then only suggests to cannibalize the weak and the elderly. The young should be trained as soldiers.
Anonymous No.723025753
arabella
Anonymous No.723025882
>>723017058
I did, she's typical lawful evil, she says the refugees should be kept as slaves and if they work had enough and survive may one day earn their freedom.

>woke
Oh, you are a retard.
Anonymous No.723026030
>>722988159
A druid polymorphing into a bear IS bestiality
Anonymous No.723026571
>>722998421
or a headless Karl...ACK
Anonymous No.723026652
>>723025467
>There's way more of an developing arc than what's seen in pedophile anime games or Bioware slop.
okay? nowhere did i imply that those games were any better. when i said i hate video game romances i meant it. they are almost always cringe and weird and 95% of the time feel like they were written by people who have never been in a relationship in real life before.
Anonymous No.723026724 >>723027067 >>723027070 >>723027486
>>722986410 (OP)
Unironically, does she have enough content to justify choosing her as a waifu? I like her, she's hot and gay shit is disgusting but they deleted most of her content for gay reasons didn't they?
Anonymous No.723027067
>>723026724
They removed her pregnancy.
Anonymous No.723027070 >>723027426
>>723026724
They deleted 3 ambiguous lines suggesting that she may be pregnant and possible cucked you. Narratively if you went to the creche Minthara & Lae'zel companions make the most sense, leaving you with one free slot.
Anonymous No.723027217 >>723027427 >>723027442 >>723027449 >>723027841
>>722986410 (OP)
People been posting about her as if she's a recruitable party member. But bitch was EVIL. Had to put her down. Is she a party member for like chaotic evil playthroughs or something? That said, they did away with alignments in 5E so I dunno.
Anonymous No.723027426 >>723027526
>>723027070
Put Astarion on 3rd so you get his whole thing in Act 3.
Kill all the other fuckers play as Shadowheart
Anonymous No.723027427 >>723027471
>>723027217
You can get her as a party member by destroying the grove or knocking her out instead of killing her and she'll show up at Moonrise to recruit. She is evil but a good character
Anonymous No.723027442 >>723027552
>>723027217
She had her brain schizo hijacked for your first impression of her. That's the written justification anyway, it's obviously because the writers couldn't figure their shit out. Same reason Halsin went from a decent druid bro character to some flanderized turbofaggot.
Anonymous No.723027449 >>723027552
>>723027217
She wasn't necessarily evil, just under Kethric's Absolute cult influence. After her trial the two halflings interrogators are erasing her mind, along with her initial zealot worship of the absolute.
So when you recruit her she's in the same stage as Lae'zel, a fundamentalist who's worldview has just come crashing down and their motivations align with the player to see the quest through to the end.
Then again I don't see the goblins as evil either. They're very open about their jewishness, willing to work for the highest bidder without any moral compass. Sure, they do have a cruel nature and find pleasure in harming others. Minthara doesn't align with them.
Anonymous No.723027471 >>723028075
>>723027427
>knocking her out instead of killing her
I keep forgetting that's a thing.
Anonymous No.723027486 >>723027728
>>723026724
She has great dialogue lines
But she doesn't have a personal quest, so I wouldn't say she has lot of content

Still a must have for an evil run
Anonymous No.723027526 >>723027571
>>723027426
Play as Durge
Fulfill Shart into Selunite destiny
Drop her from the party after rescuing her parents, then replace her slot with Astarion and engage the Cazador questline.

There, I saved you at least 1 rerun
Anonymous No.723027552
>>723027449
>>723027442
She was CE because of brainwashing but her true self is still LE
Anonymous No.723027571 >>723027745 >>723027880
>>723027526
>Reddit Urge
Nah
Anonymous No.723027728
>>723027486
Her trap notification is the best line
>A trap! I suggest we send our least favorite ahead.
Anonymous No.723027745 >>723027786
>>723027571
Not playing as Dark Urge would be like playing KOTOR as someone other than Revan
Anonymous No.723027786
>>723027745
Imagine going through KOTOR2 as Bao Dur
Anonymous No.723027841 >>723028078 >>723028086 >>723029628 >>723043448
>>723027217
Minthara is very inconsistently written. Sometimes a ruthless pragmatist who disapproves of random slaughter and warns Durge to control himself, other times she's a cackling cartoon villain.
Anonymous No.723027880
>>723027571
>Thinks Durge run is about edgelording and massacring everything in sight
Retard. Resisting Durge is just Tav + bonus backstory that ties in with the chosen and gives more context as to why you're present at all in the story. There's only 2 forced NPC kills in the entire run.
Standard Tav or Origin is the actual redditors choice.
Anonymous No.723028075 >>723028150 >>723028273
>>723027471
This is the only time it relevent
Anonymous No.723028078
>>723027841
>It is a sharp mind that recognizes the unnecessary suffering of others - not a soft heart
She's more nuanced than Grove bootlickers will let you believe. Drows aren't advocating pointless violence, but rather efficient violence and creating frightening examples for would-be apostates. This is probably why edgelords get confused at her approval/disapproval reactions too.
Anonymous No.723028086
>>723027841
She's a woman
Anonymous No.723028150
>>723028075
You also need to use passive attacks if you want Minsc
Anonymous No.723028273 >>723028497 >>723029129
>>723028075
There were masked people in the hag's lair, but apparently they die if you try to take off their masks either way. And even after you kill her, they refuse to take them off. Fucking bullshit.
Anyway, so, from now on, I shouldn't KO any important NPCs instead of killing them? I killed the drow because the druid wouldn't leave until all three leaders were dead. I forgot KO is effectively the same thing. Or does the game make a distinction and he'd demand I finish her off or something?
Anonymous No.723028497
>>723028273
There are only two times outside Minthara where you should use KO and it is made readily apparent both times.
Anonymous No.723029129
>>723028273
Damn dude your run is going to be crap without mommy Minthy. Just reload and do it right.
Anonymous No.723029472 >>723030456
>>723017361
>>723017018
Origins are fun for Wyll and Karlach.
Wyll because its the only way to play a real Warlock in the game.
Karlach because she has a bunch of extra dialog and narration for some reason.
I'd also recommend just playing Gale if you're being a Wizard, because his Godhood quest is fun to do yourself.

Astarion, Shart, and Laezel really don't have much to give.
Anonymous No.723029628
>>723027841
Sounds like your woman
Anonymous No.723030146 >>723030372
>Jannies still answering reports of 50 centposters
retards. keep reporting the thread for flgrant fanboyism. that's exactly what this is
>>>/bgg/

If the truth bothers you we can keep posting it
you can't delete the thread because it's an ad, and you can't get rid of this post without deleting the thread
better consult rapeape, low tier peon
are you glad you signed up to be a janny yet?
>thanks for bump
this is a tencent ad thread. the bots were going to bump it anyways
>he's turbomad his ads keep getting exposed
lol rapeape
Anonymous No.723030216 >>723030452
Did you think your shitty temp block of half the fucking internet would work retard? lmfao
Anonymous No.723030331
>>722986410 (OP)
I love Minthara.
Anonymous No.723030372
>>723030146
Anonymous No.723030384
Jannies lose again. 100% loss rate
You're fucking here until we say you're done, yellow shrimplicking chinacucks
Anonymous No.723030431
Where did all those closet gays come from?
Anonymous No.723030452
>>723030216
>China excluded
Anonymous No.723030456 >>723030765
>>723029472
Does playing Wyll actually pay off or am I getting meme'd again?
Tried to do Lae'zel origin and it didn't really work out very well. I had already completed the game as Tav, so I knew a lot about Frog.
Playing as her felt like Lae'zel was totally absent, ironically. You'd never hear her directly respond to anything, and even some lines that were voiced when she's a companion weren't voice when playing party face.
Anonymous No.723030765 >>723031086
>>723030456
Does it payoff? Depends in what sense
You get to play warlock having an actual patron
Wyll will be absent, it will be your OC, this is a good thing if you don't care about wyll (so if you are part of 90% of players)
Anonymous No.723030797
>Jannies still answering reports of 50 centposters
retards. keep reporting the thread for flgrant fanboyism. that's exactly what this is
>>>/bgg/

If the truth bothers you we can keep posting it
you can't delete the thread because it's an ad, and you can't get rid of this post without deleting the thread
better consult rapeape, low tier peon
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>thanks for bump
this is a tencent ad thread. the bots were going to bump it anyways
>he's turbomad his ads keep getting exposed
lol rapeape
Anonymous No.723031086
>>723030765
I modded him to be a white man so I do care about him. I just haven't done a run where Wyll or Karlach are present.
In other words, if other than the Mizora being shown in game there is no significant exclusive content? I'd recon its better to play Tav and have Wyll & Karlach in the core party to finally explore their stories. I still don't even know what the soul coins do after 200+ hours.
Anonymous No.723031168
>>723016027
Cum brained chud
Anonymous No.723031250
So if the game isn't a chinese scam, why do the jannies keep removing any information that it is?
Anonymous No.723031390
>>723000073
Except to gain her as a companion, you lose out on two others.
Anonymous No.723031481 >>723036506
>>723022925
Swordflight is fun to the same people that like Etrian Odyssey and other blobbers.
Its a combat grind that rewards minmaxing and using every item.
It isn't a good game, but its a good build autism simulator.
Anonymous No.723031842 >>723032545 >>723032856 >>723041107
What are Larian's other games like? I need a nice cosy CRPG to take me into shitty eurowinter now I've finished Infra and V rising
Anonymous No.723031976
>>722986410 (OP)
Literally built for my big Durge cock.
Anonymous No.723032104
>Jannies still answering reports of 50 centposters
retards. keep reporting the thread for flgrant fanboyism. that's exactly what this is
>>>/bgg/

If the truth bothers you we can keep posting it
you can't delete the thread because it's an ad, and you can't get rid of this post without deleting the thread
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>thanks for bump
this is a tencent ad thread. the bots were going to bump it anyways
>he's turbomad his ads keep getting exposed
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Anonymous No.723032142
Minthara forcing me down onto my hands and knees and pegging me right in the middle of our camp in front of the entire party
Anonymous No.723032545
>>723031842
Instead of coming up with builds you just place barrels and the writing is overtly LOL RANDUM
Anonymous No.723032856
>>723031842
Whimsy
Anonymous No.723033331
>Jannies still answering reports of 50 centposters
retards. keep reporting the thread for flgrant fanboyism. that's exactly what this is
>>>/bgg/

If the truth bothers you we can keep posting it
you can't delete the thread because it's an ad, and you can't get rid of this post without deleting the thread
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are you glad you signed up to be a janny yet?
>thanks for bump
this is a tencent ad thread. the bots were going to bump it anyways
>he's turbomad his ads keep getting exposed
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Anonymous No.723033458 >>723034373
>>723013924
>half orc woman tavern guard woke
>human woman tavern guard not woke
?????
Anonymous No.723033618 >>723034496
>actual fucking mods (albeit homosexual) are coming out
Fucking finally
https://www.nexusmods.com/baldursgate3/mods/10000
Anonymous No.723034231
>mods
No thanks
Anonymous No.723034373
>>723033458
You forgot to mention the part where the half-orc had pink LGBTQ hair, which was clearly some activists self-insert. You are now removed from my game.
Anonymous No.723034457 >>723034631
he's still doing it...
Anonymous No.723034486
>Jannies still answering reports of 50 centposters
retards. keep reporting the thread for flgrant fanboyism. that's exactly what this is
>>>/bgg/

If the truth bothers you we can keep posting it
you can't delete the thread because it's an ad, and you can't get rid of this post without deleting the thread
better consult rapeape, low tier peon
are you glad you signed up to be a janny yet?
>thanks for bump
this is a tencent ad thread. the bots were going to bump it anyways
>he's turbomad his ads keep getting exposed
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Anonymous No.723034496
>>723033618
is it a male or a female?
Anonymous No.723034631 >>723035030
>>723034457
It's not a "he", it's a python script the schizo paid some chink to write for him. It's pretty hilarious how much he exactly what he pretends to detest.
Anonymous No.723035030 >>723035140 >>723035534
>>723034631
It's not a script he's literally in here having a melty because he will reply to posts specifically if you provoke him.
Anonymous No.723035140 >>723035279
>>723035030
Judging by the ever changing filenames, sizes, and resolution, he's using a proxynigger site too
Anonymous No.723035279
>>723035140
What's the endgame here? BG3 was already a success, copies have been bought and awards have been claimed. Does the schizo think if he spams enough he will timetravel into another universe or how does one justify this behavior to themselves?
Anonymous No.723035534
>>723035030
>he's literally in here having a melty because he will reply to posts specifically if you provoke him.
Grim
Anonymous No.723036239
>Jannies still answering reports of 50 centposters
retards. keep reporting the thread for flgrant fanboyism. that's exactly what this is
>>>/bgg/

If the truth bothers you we can keep posting it
you can't delete the thread because it's an ad, and you can't get rid of this post without deleting the thread
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>thanks for bump
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>he's turbomad his ads keep getting exposed
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Anonymous No.723036506 >>723040687
>>723031481
Slopflight is just slog after slog. I just got into the goblin forest area, found that the town was being besieged by some lu-bu dynasty warriors number of goblins, which should send half of the fucking faerun into high alert but somehow don't. I get rid of them, ignoring the highly suspicious goblin chieftain with 250 HP and +24 to hit and its 420 goons and liberated the town.
Cool, then I dig into the forest to save the soldiers sent to hold the town. After clearing the forest and saving the soldiers, I clear the south of the forest and save more soldiers, then I clear the north of the forest and save more soldiers, then I clear the east of the fores and save more soldiers, then I see one (ONE) aranea, so the story maybe is adv-no, I just kill it then save more soldiers and clear the east. then I enter some caves and clear it. then I need to sleep but get ambushed by 9 goblins, 5 hobgoblins and 15 bugbears, 3 of which are level 17 goblin archwizards. no matter, after watching those faggots chain crit me I rest again, reflecting on the fact that I just killed their entire platoon.
I enter the fortress of the commanding officer and
>there's a magic barrier you need to unlock in the fortress
I go into more of the forest, where I clear the map and liberate some wyverns or some shit. they were hoarding a +1 scimitar.
I leveled up twice just killing goblins.
Bloatflight is impressive in dragging around like a snail with cancer for no fucking reason. And I'm just in chapter 2. I got baited by a cool act 1 dungeon. I should have noticed when most fights were "dude look 15 fucking stacked skeletons lamo". and people say this shit is hard? stacked enemies that eat a fucking call lightning and get deleted before the fight begins oh wait nevermind the goblin archer has as much HP as the bugbear berserker for some reason. 3 call lightning it is and now I need to rest. riveting combat. nevermind they never reaching my AC so I'm just drowning in goblin ass.
Anonymous No.723038196 >>723039089
>Jannies still answering reports of 50 centposters
retards. keep reporting the thread for flgrant fanboyism. that's exactly what this is
>>>/bgg/

If the truth bothers you we can keep posting it
you can't delete the thread because it's an ad, and you can't get rid of this post without deleting the thread
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are you glad you signed up to be a janny yet?
>thanks for bump
this is a tencent ad thread. the bots were going to bump it anyways
>he's turbomad his ads keep getting exposed
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Anonymous No.723039089
>>723038196
Something something reject evidence of your eyes and ears something most essential command.

It's almost impressive how much you deny reality
Anonymous No.723040267 >>723040360
>Jannies still answering reports of 50 centposters
retards. keep reporting the thread for flgrant fanboyism. that's exactly what this is
>>>/bgg/

If the truth bothers you we can keep posting it
you can't delete the thread because it's an ad, and you can't get rid of this post without deleting the thread
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are you glad you signed up to be a janny yet?
>thanks for bump
this is a tencent ad thread. the bots were going to bump it anyways
>he's turbomad his ads keep getting exposed
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Anonymous No.723040360
>>723040267
You literally sound like more of a bot than anyone else in the thread.
Anonymous No.723040626
>Jannies keep deleting the post
You keep proving these are censored ad threads just fyi
Anonymous No.723040687 >>723041140
>>723036506
>finally get to the area "miniboss" or whatever after hours of slogging through goblin filth
>it's some special oc hobgoblin with immunities and stat bloat out of the ass
>kill him
>"no u don't" special teleportation shenanigans save it
sure whatever
>enter the goblin fortress and fight a few thousands of hobgoblins
>give up halfway and just run around invisible enjoying the noloot dungeon
>enter boss arena, big hobgoblin faggots including the faggot I killed before fully healed of course and one spider nigger
>ambush them with harm and kill them before they can outbloat me
>"no u don't" special teleportation shenanigans AGAIN
You know what? Looking back at NWN, I'm glad that BG3 is a thing. I'm glad that Larian Studios made cool stage fight puzzles out of D&D combat. I'm glad that CRPGs tanked in the 00s, I'm glad that we moved on from whatever this garbage was long ago. I'm glad that Sawyer made his gay fish novels full of cool loredumps. I'm glad that Owlcat made build autism slop palatable. I'm glad that Solasta. I'm just glad that CRPG has grown past D&D for good or worse.
Anonymous No.723040881
>Jannies still answering reports of 50 centposters
retards. keep reporting the thread for flgrant fanboyism. that's exactly what this is
>>>/bgg/

If the truth bothers you we can keep posting it
you can't delete the thread because it's an ad, and you can't get rid of this post without deleting the thread
better consult rapeape, low tier peon
are you glad you signed up to be a janny yet?
>thanks for bump
this is a tencent ad thread. the bots were going to bump it anyways
>he's turbomad his ads keep getting exposed
lol rapeape
Anonymous No.723041009
oh now I get it
the retard is from /vg/. he's whoring himself to some proxy to spam threads in order to make people only go to the bg /vg/ threads, like the ffxiv autists.
Anonymous No.723041107
>>723031842
play divine divinity and find out
Anonymous No.723041140 >>723041631
>>723040687
You sound like a retarded idiot who finishes the game in 20 hours and claims its void of content. Just from the description of your shitty run I can tell you missed 75% of the content. Let me guess you immediately attacked the plant colony as well?
Anonymous No.723041235
Remember that time you mistook a Witcher 3 thread as "Bg3 shilling" and had a melty?

you are somehow worse then the Fallout 3 Indian.
Anonymous No.723041631 >>723042336
>>723041140
attack the what? you call 15 maps of goblin spam "content"?
Anonymous No.723041830
>>722986410 (OP)
I've been carrying her corpse around all game
is there anything fun I can do with it
Anonymous No.723042078 >>723042437
>fail honor mode repeatedly
>come to fucking hate act 1 entirely
Hitting level 5 is such a breath of fresh air. It's like getting a new job and giving your old boss and coworkers middlefingers. Fuck you goblins, fuck you druids, fuck you tieflings, fuck you spiders, fuck you ethel (but see you in act 3 cause you're my favorite npc), fuck you wilderness, fuck you underdark, fuck you duergar, fuck all those act 1 dialogues. No shadowheart, i dont give a fuck about you or shar. No laezel, i don't give a fuck about screaming neogis. Fuck you Astarion, you prissy whiney cunt shut the fuck up about cazador already. Wyll, dont ever talk to me about, you're just here so i can fuck mizora and get the infernal rapier. I aint feeding Gale anything ever again. Hate all these companions. Just let me trip attack bitches and disarm them and throw them into chasms and attack attack action surge attack bonus action attack motherfuckerssss
Anonymous No.723042107 >>723042535
>>723011850
What's wrong with the vanilla narrator?
Anonymous No.723042336 >>723043097 >>723044103
>>723041631
>didn't encounter the bard's quest
>didn't encounter the dead mindflayer interrogation
>didn't encounter the adventurer torture scene
>didn't encounter the goblin witch's branding ritual
>didn't get to throw stones with at the gay bear
>didn't get encounter the wise ogre
>didn't encounter the animal herding miniquest
>didn't encounter the lolth spider feeding
>didn't encounter the heroic hobgoblin
>probably didn't find the hidden area upstairs
This all just from the goblin fortress, not to mention the forge, hostage gnome, sealed necromancer tome and more you probably missed at the goblin village.
This is why I love reading these threads, you can tell how many thirdworlders are actually too stupid to play this game.
>HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW I SHOULDN'T IMMEDIATELY KILL EVERYONE
by not being a nigger who has immediate violence in its nature.
Anonymous No.723042354
>Script broke the jannies
Can't say it's not deserved. If it wasn't a big deal about bg3 being a tencent game, they wouldnt be trying so hard to hide it.
Anonymous No.723042437 >>723042523
>>723042078
Unc just keep one party member far enough away from enemies that it can escape combat and ressurect your party, retard
Anonymous No.723042523 >>723042606 >>723042704 >>723043171
>>723042437
I learned that lesson eventually but too late to save my sanity. I still enjoy the game even after beating honor mode, I just really don't want to be level 1-4 again. It's like trying to accelerate from a standstill in 4th gear.
Anonymous No.723042535 >>723042913
>>723042107
Terrible vocal fry and comes across as belittling the player, instead of impartially narrating the events happening. That's the first actually good use-case for AI generation I've seen. I don't know how consolefags are able to play this game for more than a few hours.
Anonymous No.723042606 >>723042691 >>723042896
>>723042523
now do bg1 on higher than core difficulty as a caster without cheesing area transitions
Anonymous No.723042691
>>723042606
I simply will not. I don't want to suffer anymore, anonymous. I want to feel good, like I did occasionally as a child.
Anonymous No.723042704
>>723042523
>Kill the demon on Nautiloid
Instant lvl 2
>Go collect 4 member after crash, unlock Withers
lvl 3
>Slay the Owlbear with the absolute cultists, clear the gnolls and go collect the missing shipment chest
lvl 4
>Go get Hag's hair, proceed towards gob fort
You'll be lvl 5 by now. I don't think you can die in act 1 if you understand how to use hold person / darkness.
Anonymous No.723042792
>>723008234
based
Anonymous No.723042896
>>723042606
The real hard part of this challenge is slogging through BG1
Anonymous No.723042913 >>723043312
>>723042535
>comes across as belittling the player
This level of insecurity is completely new to me
Anonymous No.723043097 >>723043850
>>723042336
anon are you seriously trying to prove me right about the mod being bloat hell by proving there is bloat in it while projecting your third worlder blood?
Anonymous No.723043171
>>723042523
Honestly that early game curve is *brutal*. You’re basically crawling through broken glass until level 5, then suddenly you’ve got actual options and don't feel like a drunken toddler trying to fistfight gods. I started pre-buffing like an obsessive maniac, throwing down every bless, barkskin and guidance I could just to scrape by. Almost threw the controller when those Intellect Devourers ganked Wyll before I even recruited him. Honor mode is less about being β€œhard” and more about getting bullied until the game finally lets you start punching back.
Anonymous No.723043207 >>723043429
Yep, it's gamer time
Anonymous No.723043305 >>723043525 >>723043815 >>723044123 >>723044505
>Trust the emperor implicitly without even thinking about it
>He kills that weird gith faggot
>Then proceeds to not betray you and actually works alongside you to defeat the big stupid brain
>When everything is done and over, he just fucking peaces out without pulling some shit at the end
>Just goes on vacation
I need you guys to give me one disadvantage to siding with this fucking guy because I'm not seeing any. It is actually more surprising to me that he DOES NOT betray you if you decide to hand him the chaos emeralds.
Anonymous No.723043312
>>723042913
nta and i mostly agree with you, but occasionally she'll laugh at you sorta, like when failing to intimidate a guard. But that's what should happen, so dunno what he's on about.
Anonymous No.723043429 >>723044052
>>723043207
This is ridiculous. Pregnancy doesn't happen that fast and you cannot possibly lose to Barton. My dick absolutely got hard when losing to the harpies though. Seduction slowly eroding your team, losing control of them, the harpies killing them one by one.
Anonymous No.723043448
>>723027841
Sounds like the average drow, honestly. There should always be something to gain, unless it's really funny to kill someone, then it's cool.
Anonymous No.723043525 >>723043815
>>723043305
Do you remember what he was doing prior to the events of BG3? He does not simply "peace out", anon. That squid is going to worm his way back into control of the city. He won't be nether brain bad, but he will be a slippery squiddy tyrant and you helped him reascend by way of his manipulation of you. You got played.
Anonymous No.723043568 >>723044560
>Jannies still answering reports of 50 centposters
retards. keep reporting the thread for flgrant fanboyism. that's exactly what this is
>>>/bgg/

If the truth bothers you we can keep posting it
you can't delete the thread because it's an ad, and you can't get rid of this post without deleting the thread
better consult rapeape, low tier peon
are you glad you signed up to be a janny yet?
>thanks for bump
this is a tencent ad thread. the bots were going to bump it anyways
>he's turbomad his ads keep getting exposed
lol rapeape
Anonymous No.723043815
>>723043305
The emperor is one of those Neutral Evil types with hyperfocus that will never betray you because they want their shit done badly. he even has a meltie if you go out of his rails and starts calling him a controlling bitch faggot, but still helps you in the end.
>>723043525
also this. except that you can infer from the evil endings that he does fuck off from baldur's gate, so he really isn't lying. If you side with him as a mind flayer and team up in the ending you get messages from him saying that he's stablishing a wide network of corrupt evil fuckery in the background for you and him to abuse.
Anonymous No.723043850
>>723043097
Holy ESL, I can't even comprehend your chimpout. Anyone here speak thirdworlder and is able to translate this for me?
Anonymous No.723044052
>>723043429
>you cannot possibly lose to Barton
they pack a punch in tactician/honour mode if you don't get them by surprise.
does the mod work with skeletons?
Anonymous No.723044103
>>723042336
Anon, I don't think he was talking about BG3.
Anonymous No.723044123
>>723043305
The real disadvantage is that he fucking sucks in combat during the final battle. illithid Orpheus is way way better since he has all the upgraded versions of the illithid powers.
Anonymous No.723044128 >>723044560
>>723021120
>>723021469
>nigga
cringe. we'd spit in your literal worthless fucking face if we could. gookslop peddling shill enablers.
Anonymous No.723044201 >>723044560
One more to clean up (for free) while the rest of us give you what you deserve in the catalog
Anonymous No.723044505
>>723043305
If you don't agree with him about the enslaved gith, he almost immediately betrays the party and defects to the brain. He will be there on the final fight trying to kill you. The brain also reveals it initially gave the "good" mindflayer individuality so it could set in motion the events that eventually lead to the player killing the chosen, releasing the brain.

So in a way whichever choice you make, the game tries to frame the narrative as the correct choice.
Anonymous No.723044560
>>723043568
>>723044128
>>723044201
Based. TIL bg3 is a tencent astroturf that has never shown real sales because it's a bad game that flopped. Unfathomly based.
Anonymous No.723044619
Even if I knew she was recruitable I killed her
Anonymous No.723044626
Keep being a little bitch. The longer you prolong the thread, the harder you take inevitable L
>Jannies still answering reports of 50 centposters
retards. keep reporting the thread for flgrant fanboyism. that's exactly what this is
>>>/bgg/

If the truth bothers you we can keep posting it
you can't delete the thread because it's an ad, and you can't get rid of this post without deleting the thread
better consult rapeape, low tier peon
are you glad you signed up to be a janny yet?
>thanks for bump
this is a tencent ad thread. the bots were going to bump it anyways
>he's turbomad his ads keep getting exposed
lol rapeape
Anonymous No.723045081
>Jannies still answering reports of 50 centposters
retards. keep reporting the thread for flgrant fanboyism. that's exactly what this is
>>>/bgg/

If the truth bothers you we can keep posting it
you can't delete the thread because it's an ad, and you can't get rid of this post without deleting the thread
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are you glad you signed up to be a janny yet?
>thanks for bump
this is a tencent ad thread. the bots were going to bump it anyways
>he's turbomad his ads keep getting exposed
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Anonymous No.723045253 >>723045474 >>723045597
I played paladin once and will never do it again. Hitting divine smite especially on crit feels so fucking good (dat sound effect) but oathbreaking feels wack and it's entirely up to larian to decide if something isn't in line with your order's tenets. it's usually clear enough but sometimes you have to squint and tilt your head to understand just why killing a clearly evil adversarial npc was a bad thing to do.
Anonymous No.723045474
>>723045253
Well did you promise the clearly evil adversarial NPC anything? I didn't have any issues keeping my paladin oath at all.
Anonymous No.723045597 >>723046665
>>723045253
I too become an oathbreaker and it felt kinda borked
>Oath of Vengeance (morally ambiguous, description just says people wronged deserve to be avenged)
>Druid Grove
>Thiefling niglet gets killed by viper while trying to escape
>Her parents are distraught
>Later, Halsin returns to the Grove and exiles Kagha
>Wander outside and hear a confrontation happening
>It's the thiefling kids mother, standing next to a poisoned Kagha, about to deal the finishing blow
>Choose [stand quietly and watch]
>YOU BROKE YOUR OATH FAGGOT
Did I? What was clearly indicated is that the wronged person (parent) was about to exact her revenge on Kagha. But the game interpreted that as the paladin choosing to withhold oath? Of course I was gonna slay her if the tiefling wasn't able to go through with it herself. What the fuck, was it a bug?
Furthermore, it was far too easy to reclaim the oath, fully dissolving any weight that came from that consequence.
Anonymous No.723046665
>>723045597
You stood aside and did nothing instead of acting out vengeance, how are you surprised when you break your oath
Anonymous No.723046974 >>723047054
Glad to ruin your day, you stupid chinkshill motherfucker
>Jannies still answering reports of 50 centposters
retards. keep reporting the thread for flgrant fanboyism. that's exactly what this is
>>>/bgg/

If the truth bothers you we can keep posting it
you can't delete the thread because it's an ad, and you can't get rid of this post without deleting the thread
better consult rapeape, low tier peon
are you glad you signed up to be a janny yet?
>thanks for bump
this is a tencent ad thread. the bots were going to bump it anyways
>he's turbomad his ads keep getting exposed
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Anonymous No.723047054
>>723046974
How are you still raging when the thread is finished?