Thread 722988660

Has a game ever done the thing in The Shining where the floorplan keeps changing and done it in a way that isn't just annoying?

>>722988660 (OP)
>bonus room

>>722988660 (OP)
>Bonus Room
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9j6uAZFlgxA

>>722988660 (OP)
Wtf am I looking at
There's no way this is real right

>>722988660 (OP)
The longer you look the more dogshit design choices you see

>>722988660 (OP)
Is this shit AI generated, what the fuck am I looking at.

>enter home into living room
>walk through dining area into kitchen
>into laundry room
>into bonus room
>into guest bathroom
>into one single hallway
>into master bedroom
>this is the only Blue Prince Ass route into this bedroom
Did you eliminate a door that connects the living room to this hallway with photoshop? That’d make more sense, though it still would make sense that you have to either travel through a bathroom or laundry room to access the bonus room and bedroom on the back of the house. Or for the outdoor bar to be connected to the laundry room.

>>722988927
https://www.redfin.com/CA/Glendora/101-E-Linfield-St-91740/home/8032531
Wtf

>>722988660 (OP)
eh I don't think it's too bad. I kinda like how it's like a big journey from the front door/living room to the master bedroom.

>>722988660 (OP)
>3/4ths of bedrooms only accessible by going through a bathroom
>if someone takes a shit they're trapped until they finish

I can only imagine how annoying it is to move furniture into and out of those bedrooms

>>722989124
You have to go THROUGH the shitter to get to bedrooms 1, 2 and 4.

>>722989045
>>722988927
>jealous of a tesla owning, doom map home occupant

>>722988660 (OP)
So this is set up as a monitored prison for the occupant in the middle bedroom, right?

posted it again award. upvotes for everyone

Does anyone remember that one ebay seller's house that had a google streetview style tour you could take? It was absolutely massive and had the strangest bathroom of all time.

>>722988660 (OP)
My favorite subtle stupid thing is the master wardrobe intruding into the garage.

do americans really?

>>722988660 (OP)
I routed the runs, and no, closets are NOT rooms, make your own category, "Henry"

>>722988660 (OP)
>gaming in the living room
>have to take a shit
>realize the bathroom is four times further away than the street
Bharat time.

>>722988660 (OP)
>bonus room

>>722989339
You missed a bathroom

>>722989021
It's just a mistake on the floorplan, there's a door from the living room to the hallway

>>722989339
You missed a bathroom. You can’t say a bathroom isn’t a room when room is half the word.

>>722989045
>nice pool
>Surrounded by fucking concrete
>not a single fucking plant in the backyard
>nearly 950,000 American dollarydoos
This is a hellscape house

>>722988660 (OP)
This is how I would redesign it.

>>722989474
Finding a way to skip that bathroom will save literal seconds in backtracking. Speedrun scientists and glitch hunters have been working non-stop for weeks and sub-30 remains out of reach.

>>722988660 (OP)
This is fairly easily fixable by putting a door in top right corner of living into the hall, knocking the two storage cupboards and wardrobe closet out, and moving the bathroom back in to those spaces so the central hall can continue right and connect to bonus room. Renaming bonus room to living room 2.

How do you fix this house?

>>722988660 (OP)
Californians pay $1,000,000 for this.

>>722989713
put some damn corridors in so you can access all bedrooms without having to go through the one bathroom

>>722989547
Okay TJ “Henry” Yoshi

>>722989339
There's no door from the garage to the rest of the house. That's just the master bedroom's closet

>>722988927
>>722989045
>>722989167
1. It's like missing a hallway. You start in the amster bedroom, the only way to get something to eat is to go through the bathroom, and the laundry room?
2. The interiors show it's all god damn PLASTIC and sterile.

>>722989212
https://mapleatmorning.com/8800-blue-lick/my.matterport.com/show/index.html
Nevermind I found it, see how long it takes you to find the porn room.

>>722988660 (OP)
>Game's map makes no sense

>>722989045
>shotgun next to the toilet

>>722989569
it's Glendale, right in the heart of where most movies are produced. Guarantee 80% of the population of the surrounding area is stuff like producers and screenwriters.

>>722988660 (OP)
So if I want to go to the bedroom in the middle

>Enter Front door
>Be in living room
>Go to dining area
>Through the kitchen
>Through the laundry
>Through the bonus room
>Then the bathroom
>Then the halway
>Into the bedroom

>>722988660 (OP)
>FOUR bedrooms
>One bathroom with two doors
>Somehow the master bedroom doesn't have the other small dedicated bathroom
>Bonus Room that locks you out of an entire bedroom if you don't get a perfect playthrough
>Bonus Room also teleports you in a random room if you use the laundry door or the main bathroom's second door
Who designed this shit?

>>722989850
Ah yes, the shit together toilet.
Who doesn't love that?

>>722989850
>instantly can tell it was built in the 70s

>>722989649
You are a better house designer than whoever the fuck made the original.

>>722989474
>>722989547
not yet

>>722989984
one is for peepee, one is for poopoo. its quite normal in australia due to water consernation laws

>>722989850
kek that bathroom with two out of service toilets in the basement.

>>722989850
kek

>>722989850
found it

>>722989713
2 more doors

>>722989850
the box room, and perhaps the true lord of the manor?

>>722989850
Soma sequel confirmed

>>722989824
I think that’s the joke, it’s supposed to be a noclip; that’s why it’s called garageskip

>>722988660 (OP)
What the fuck is a bonus room

>>722989509
Even IF that’s true, the “bonus room” and second bedroom are detached from the entire house except through a bathroom and/or laundry room, and the house also has a bedroom with no windows which is a bizarre design.

>>722990325
Legally a room with a closet is a bedroom so it's a bedroom without a closet

>>722990405
a bedroom is a room where someone makes their bed, there's no legal bedrooms what the fuck are you talking about.
My bedroom doesn't have a closet, is it an illegal bedroom?

>>722990325
A chance to get extra lives

>>722990471
Yes. Whomever built your home is in prison now.

>>722989713
Like this.

>>722990405
Honestly it looks more like “second living room”. I’m not sure if there are reasons a house is only supposed to have one

>>722989850
WHY ARE THERE TWO TOILETS SIDE BY SIDE

>>722988660 (OP)
>the bedroom with a bathroom attached is a fortress surrounded by other rooms with only 1 route to it
>and it is not the master bedroom
this house is a front for the cult in the basement

>>722990325
According to the listing photos, it's the room filled with exercise equipment and random shit

>>722990506
>also removed the front door
Subtle

>>722990405
>Bed is not required for a BEDroom, the most important part is the closet
Aight.

>>722990603
Beds don’t go on floorplans, anon. Come on.

>>722990514
it's always good to have a co-pilot

>>722989045
>In the top 10% of the country for single person income.
>Still can't afford a sfh ever since the dumb fuck pandemic jacked all the prices up.

Life fucking sucks bros

>>722990636
Well, maybe they should. It's not like you can make this particular floorplan any worse.

>>722990603
I like that bedrooms legally need a closet but don't need windows.

>>722988660 (OP)
"Bonus room"

I was going to ask the anons here if this makes sense, but the algorithm answered me first:

>Yes, "bonus room" is a common feature on house blueprints, representing an extra, flexible space that doesn't have a specific, designated function like a bedroom.

75% of the reasons why I used to post here are useless nowadays...

>>722989339
Dumb route, bath 1 > bed 2 > bed 3 > bath 2 > master is suboptimal. Last leg should go bath 1 > bed 2 > master > bed 3 > bath 2

>>722989984
>Hey bro can you pass me a roll

>>722990405
This is actually a common misconception. Legally bedrooms DO require two forms of egress though which means that center prison bedroom is not a bedroom.

>>722988660 (OP)
90% of this layout's problems are solved if you just add a door between the living room and the nameless corridor.

>>722989932
What's wrong with having four bedrooms bwo

>>722990695
>75% of the reasons why I used to post here are useless nowadays...
Post that shit anyway nigger

>>722990603
>It's me. The government. I am regulating that your bed is this size in this position in your (my) house. If I find that you've moved it I'm going to kill (fine) you so hard
>pray (to science) I don't try to define a living room next

>>722989928
>you’ve used up all your steps for the day
Shouldn’t have drafted laundry room anon

>>722988660 (OP)
>WHAT WERE THEY THINKING

>>722988660 (OP)
>have to cut through a fucking bathroom if you want to gob get something from the kitchen
So like, if one of the other occupants is taking a shit or showering, you're just fucked? Also why is there only one shower to a 4 bedroom house? Why does the center bedroom get its own bathroom but not the master bedroom? Also the Master bedroom has less closet space than two of the other bedrooms

>>722991192
just remove the bathroom doors at this point, get caught shitting bad luck for you

>>722991192
Isn’t a master bedroom typically defined by having a bathroom attached to it anyway? Or is it just by largest square footage? Because I don’t think I’ve ever seen a floorplan with a “master bedroom” that didn’t have the second bathroom attached to it.

>>722989850
>>722990126
WHAT'S IN THE BOXES

>>722991192
That bathroom is where a scripted event is triggered that for story purposes the player just cannot miss. There is no helping it.

>>722991279
It’s weird that Junji Ito wrote a short story about this

>>722988660 (OP)
Strange House video game?

>>722989850
>pictures you can smell

>>722991192
>So like, if one of the other occupants is taking a shit or showering, you're just fucked?
If you try to enter while it sounds like the bathroom is occupied, you find it mysteriously empty. From there you are allowed to proceed but you end up in an alternate version of the house where everything is slightly different.

>>722988660 (OP)
>>722989045
>game features environmental storytelling

>>722988841
>>722988904
https://youtu.be/zNEqk8DXRQk

>>722991317
>falling asleep
>some cunt is in the bathroom for two hours
REEEEEEEEEE

>>722991293
>Isn’t a master bedroom typically defined by having a bathroom attached to it anyway? Or is it just by largest square footage? Because I don’t think I’ve ever seen a floorplan with a “master bedroom” that didn’t have the second bathroom attached to it.
In my experience, yea. Dont know if its always been that way, but every house Ive ever been in was like that

>>722991367
How did they make a whole manga and movie out of that youtube video anyway?

>>722988660 (OP)
this just looks like your average Blue Prince run

>>722989850
This is like 6 smaller apartments that the owner connected, isn't it?

>>722991581
there's something wrong with your computer, it's using some fucked-up gibberish language

>>722990049
why not just put two fucking buttons on your toilet? this can't be fucking real

>>722991665
Are you telling me it's somehow NOT a House of Leaves ripoff?

>>722991317
>>722991431
I dont know why this shit made me giggle but I needed it

>>722989850
wtf

>>722991713
heh. gotcha :twisted:

>>722991581
>solution of Potassium dissolved in water has separated the Hydrogen ion and Hydroxyl groups
>Extraterrestrial has the lowest kills per hour
>Russia Today gets one of the pavrekes, Monster Hunter gets the other one
Nobody speaks that fucking language idiot, post one in English or fuck off

>>722991581
I want to know the story behind the completely blocked of toilet

>>722988660 (OP)
>average Rainbow 6 Siege map

>>722991823
Hanako is trapped in there

>>722991581
is the master bedroom separated from the entire house except the garage?

>>722991689
I believe its a former church converted into a home

>>722988660 (OP)
Disregard closets and move that fucking bathroom to create a hallway. Also who puts the master bedroom next to the garage? Do americans really do this?

>>722991823
>floorplan in Indian
>"why is the toilet inaccessible?"
You know the reason

>>722991910
my brother had an apartment in one of those, it was pretty dingy and small except the living room had like 12 ft tall ceilings. these realtors need to find a way to include cubic footage in their listings

>>722991896
There is no garage, parveke means balcony

>>722991960
Significantly better but you should have left the closets. Also you should identify a use for the northern room and also the garage should have house access to the living room or that northern room.

>>722991823
>>722991978
kek

>>722991910
my in-laws live in a converted church, the layout is infuriating. Their fridge is in a completely separate room from the kitchen

>>722990742
>Complaining about that and not the retarded "head into the garage and back out" at the very start of the route
NGMI

>>722992054
>There is no garage, parveke means balcony
I don't care, that's where the moped is getting parked.

>>722991823
The plans called for a door, but the builder was unable to Finnish

>>722991960
>Do americans really do this?
No, I can safely say we dont. Fucking california man

>>722988660 (OP)
https://youtu.be/cyWTgLf-piE

>>722992115
anon it's an apartment at floor 7

>>722988660 (OP)
We aRe ThE NeIgHbOrS

>>722991447
W-What does he need the shotgun for in the bathroom?

>>722992291
when a knife isn't enough to cut the turd

>>722989339
>>722989474
>>722989547
>>722989650
someone found out the hitbox of the smaller bathroom extends beyond its walls by 5 pixels so you have to clip the corner of the smaller bathroom by steering hard into it while going from kitchen to LNDRY

>>722992291
Its just in case the gator tries to return.

it ain't me starts playing

>>722992207
He built a nice ramp outside, it's no biggie.

>>722990390
loaf

>>722992291
Never heard the term "shooting the shit" before?

>>722989021
of course it's edited faggotron. no one would design a house that forces you to go through the kitchen, laundry room, and a bathroom to get to the bedrooms

>>722992207
That won't stop some people. Trust me.

>>722992196
>>722992542
Very nice

>>722992291
For shooting sewer rats that climbed their way up the pipes or it’s probably just a novelty plunger

>>722988660 (OP)
I thought this was a Phasmophobia map

>>722988660 (OP)
Why does one random bedroom get its own bathroom? And what is the point if you still need to go through the communal piss hallway?

>>722992635
Is this Gone Home? Never played it (not gay)

>>722992542
Go one step further and make a MIRROR DIMENSION

>>722992636
>novelty plunger
>it's real
huh, okay

>>722992129
Your (You), sir.

>>722992756
If someone is using the other bathroom, and this you are in the section trapped from escaping to the designated shitting street, you still have access to a toilet, as long nobody is having sex in the bedroom it connects to.

>>722992502
jej

>>722992770
Myhouse.wad
It’s worth playing even if you’re not gay currently

>>722993157
ok but what does this do for the property value

>>722993209
I'm sure a lot of people would pay a fuckton for a mirror dimension, so it'd have to at least double it.

>>722993209
If you find a bathroom that isn't on the critical line you win a million dollars.

>>722988660 (OP)
Kinda weird layout. Is this how a typical house looks in California?

>>722993157
Not bad, but it needs some rearrangement.

>>722988660 (OP)
>bonus room
>it's mandatory for progression
Shit level design

>>722989339
>missed outdoor bar
>missed a bathroom
>missed the gaming cuck room in the hallway

somebody make it in doom

>>722993291
You forgot to specify a NONTRIVIAL bathroom that isn't on the critical line

>>722993257
>mirror dimension
>property tax actually cancels itself out somehow in the normal dimension
I'm starting to see the potential here, who do I hire for this project?

>>722989649
As someone who actually had to do some heavy redesigning on an older duplex house I can assure you yours wouldn't work.

>>722991759
The house was used by some protestant denomination at one point. It was the place for baptism.

>>722993709
I don't like these alternate dimension equity schemes
I want a nice house

>>722989649
>hallway
Wasted space, you could cram more bonus in there

>>722989850
>move through a huge sort of warehouse if dvds
>suddenly reach a dead end with oic related
The fuck is going on here. I'm literally lost and can't find the stairs to the second floor.

>>722992636
> it’s probably just a novelty plunger
You know, I just realized that I have never had to use a plunger in my life.

>>722991665
A good mystery grabs people's attention.

>>722989984
The real question is, coop or competitive?

>>722991759
Imagine the sex in there

>>722993946
>Subway cup
I'd rather not

>>722992291
He lost a leg.

>>722988660 (OP)
>random bedroom gets onsuit bathroom, not the master bedroom
I. No.

>>722993817
don't be antisemitic, anon

>>722988660 (OP)
there, was it really that hard?

>taking a shit blocks access to the entire house for 3 bedrooms
that'll be 1 million dollars plus tip

>>722994319
>half of the garage is barred from fatties
I like it

I hate when it's a sly thread that won't just up and say what it's really about.

What topical shit happened *this* time?

>>722994319
the repeated bedrooms give me kraid vibes

>>722989021
>this is the only Blue Prince Ass route into this bedroom
kek

>>722989649
>>722990191
>>722990506
>>722994284
consider this

>>722994408
We're just laughing at silly floor plans anon

>>722989045
cat found

All better

>>722994643
I've been here for 10+ years, it's never *that* simple.

Is it Musk's house or something?

>>722994623
I still don't understand how the fuck do they percept the world around them. Their sight would look like one singular 1D line.

>>722994695
>I've been here for 10+ years, it's never *that* simple.
Sometimes it is.

>>722994649
fatto catto

>>722994649
fat fuck ate my cool runnings dvd

>>722989850
I found where to leave this dimension.

>>722991581
this is ai generated as it still can't form coherent words

>>722994898
>visible search bar
>extensions visible
>no funny tabs
3/10 for effort

>>722991367
Instantly thought of this as well.

>>722994898
Romancing Saga 2 for WHAT?

>>722989903
So only animals live here. Now i understand.

>>722994662
>no bonus bathroom
It stinks.

>>722994284
You still has bedroom you can only access by bathroom or laundry and this is unacceptable.

>>722988660 (OP)
>thread about strange floorplans
>the most well known one hasn't been brought up
wtf

>>722994408
I think it's just a funny floor plan, anon

>>722995269
blind

>>722995269
I didn't think the first floor was too bad, but that 2nd floor? Holy shit

>>722994408
>spends so much time in seething mode that he hallucinates stuff to be mad about
grim

>>722991367
I like the concept of this manga but the conclusions they reach are out of this world.

>>722995269
Aside from the long and ominous second floor hallway and the windowless child's room, is there anything I'm missing?

>>722991665
>>722993897
what video?

>>722995323
>four bathrooms
It's a s-wash-tika

>>722995468
shower, toilet and bath are in completely different rooms, only accessible through other rooms

>>722995468
To go to the bathroom, you need to go through the child's room. The child cannot leave his room without going to his paren't room. The hallway off the child's room leads to the parent's bed instead of to the other hallway.
Why not have the child's room open to the stair hallway?
Why not have the toilet open to the stair hallway?

>>722995468
It's from a mystery manga (strange house or Hen na Ie) and the initial focus is on this MYSTERY SPACE

>>722995562
I see now
The dressing room isn't so bad, but it's a bit fucking weird that only the kid gets access to the second-floor toilet

>>722994623
>he sleeps in his wife's apartment
>no direct door to study
>has to go through his wife's bedroom to get to the rest of the house
humiliation ritual

>>722995468
Wait, I just noticed, there's no window for the toilet. Hope no one has a stinky poo.

>>722995638
>child has to exit through parents' room
I didn't catch that part, and it is indeed very fucked up
>>722995654
And that explains it.

>>722995691
Have you never heard of vents?

Did boomers really have living room and separated room just for tv?

>>722993897
The big emotional reveal that the monster is actually a family member happens in the Changing Room doesn’t it?

>>722989045
>almost 1 million dollars for this
This shit goes for like 200k max here

>>722995854
>the random room behind the garage that only gets seen like once

>>722995269
This looks like a Hotline Miami level.

>>722995468
There's also a creepy double door here like it's high security shit.

>>722995323
I see, and what items do I get when I lower the hilter walls?

>>722995757
Get out of vent or I'll have you bent!

>>722989850
I once went to a furniture reseller's house and it was like this only every room was full of old couches, armchairs and lamps. Every room led to a million different rooms stuffed with furniture. It was the closest I've ever felt to being in a dream while awake, all it needed was hallways full of toilets with no privacy to seal the deal.

>>722995989
Machinegunners.

>>722995854
yeah, the other one was just for the fireplace.

>center bedroom with no windows
Home.

>>722996067
that's gonna knock a few zeros off the price tag for me dog

>>722991759
the client asked for a bath-room

>>722994695
What kind of hidden meaning did the [picture of dog drinking water] *SCHLORP* *SCHLORP* *SCHLORP* *SCHLORP* *SCHLORP* *SCHLORP* *SCHLORP* *SCHLORP* *SCHLORP* *SCHLORP* *SCHLORP* *SCHLORP* *SCHLORP* *SCHLORP* *SCHLORP*

threads have? Are they numbers stations?

>>722995654
Reminds me of my grandparents' house. At the entrance you have two stairs, one leading down to the basement and the other leading to the first/ground floor. They aren't short stairs mind you. They're taller than human. I could never figured out what's going on with the space between basement and the first floor.

>>722991759
>>722993850
>room leading into this has an entire wall of Girls Gone Wild
burgercore masturbation torture chamber

>>722996473
anon's google search history, presented in court

>>722996473
>what once was a room of ablution and submission to the Lord has now become a masturbatorium
this says much about society

>>722988723
Look Outside, the landlord's apartment.

>>722996469
You mean there's essentially an hidden floor? Or the basement just has tall ceiling?

>>722996473
watching softcore and jerking off in a baptism pool with stairs that lead to nowhere is my god given right as an american

>>722991759
>>722993850
Needs a clean, but it's kind of comfy and spacious.

>>722994627
i think i once worked in a tech company building of your design

>>722996469
split level house. it was a fad in the 70s, the intent was to have a house that looked single-storey but had the room of a two-storey.

Imagine being the current owner of the place and having your home address constantly reposted around the internet because some previous iteration of the layout was fucktarded.
I wonder if they ever get random letters from people telling them to fix their floorplan or whatever.

>>722996707
Letters don't exist anymore

>>722994627
Upgrade it by putting the bath straight in the middle of the house with no wall surrounding it. Everyone must see.

>>722996793
Then who was phone?

>>722996793
theres like 20 in your post

>>722996707
comedy answer: sell it to Ripley's or some eccentric billionaire who desperately, desperately wants people on the internet to love them and sincerely call them a 'memelord', and have them turn it into a freak show house or whatever

unsatisfying yet practical realistic answer: mildly enjoy owning a notorious house, get bored, move out or demolish it or something

>>722996793
how can you read this then?

>>722995269
>The completely arbitrary vestibule for the child's room and the kitchen only accessed from the stairwell

>>722996793
bruh this mf communicate by smell skull emoji skull emoji

>>722996793
I send some to my friends and family on occasion. I intentionally write them in old-fashioned cursive and dialect with a fountain pen.

>>722988723
This wouldn't be so bad if that hallway between the three bedrooms also connected to the living room

>>722988660 (OP)
This layout makes less and less sense the more you look at it, it's genuinely impressive. After thinking it over, the only person I can imagine designing this house is someone who has people they're trying to hide. Like the house is actually under his elderly grandmother's name and he shoves her in the master bedroom and puts the daughter he kidnapped in the blue bedroom with her own bathroom.

>>722990126
what game is that? the cart on the floor

>>722997440
JOHN MADDEN

>>722988723
stanley parable

>>722997664
Impressive. Did you find the house and bribed the cat to give you the answer?

>>722997303
This house wasn't designed. It's a weird extension to a smaller, more reasonable house.

>>722998056
Yes. What do I win?

>>722996618
That's the thing, basement's celling is rather low. You could easily touch the ceiling with your hand. I don't know about hidden floor but it was always weird to me how many space there is between the basement and the first floor.

>>722996704
From what I looked it's definitely not the case.

>>722996873
I can't