Thread 722999701

Proof that zoomers are retarded: Not a single hero in any video game in the history of the universe has, or ever will, have this haircut.

bumping this sad thread

Most zoomer's don't have it either.

tf u been unc lmao

>>722999701 (OP)
oh yeah?

p*lot

>>722999776
Proof that zoomers are retarded: That's not even the same haircut. He has hair on the sides of his head, idiot.

>>722999770
what.....

>>722999701 (OP)
It's almost like you're obsessed over some niche haircut that most people don't have because you're autistic.

>>723000052
this dude looks 65

>>723000052
>who looks 17

>>723000209
Just calling you out. That's all. Plenty of reasons for you to be ashamed. Mostly because of your stupid haircut.

>>723000209
alright this post confirms this board is underage

>>722999701 (OP)
its not as retarded as a 35 year old "man" who spends his time on a board for zoomers

Designated haircut for "dork sidekick in 90's cartoon"

>>722999701 (OP)
Not even 10% of zoomers have this haircut retard

>>723000052
Gomez Adams looking fuck.

>>722999701 (OP)
how old are you?
why are you old and still care about video game characters haircuts?

>>722999701 (OP)
Where did this hairstyle even come from?

>>723000524
Being bald is literally the opposite of having a stupid haircut. That's just nature yanking away your right to have any haircut (and it's going to happen to you in about two years)

>>723000631
>>723000415

>AAA game comes out with the hero having the broccoli haircut
>universally panned and laughed at by even the most liberal critics and users
>"Why did they give him this haircut? I'm LMAO'ing my ass off" - Morgan Webb
Makes you think.

>>723000524
doesn't look a day over 18

>>723000645
>and it's going to happen to you in about two years
Lmao not everyone is a genetic failure like you, Anon.

>>723000798
Zoomers are all fucked up from the chemicals in the water. they'll be lucky if they don't end up looking like Gollum.

it's literally just curly hair with shaved sides

>>723000920
Shaving the sides off so you look like a q-tip is exactly why it's retarded.

Why are basedlennials so obsessed and mindbroken by zoomers? Did I do something wrong?

>>723001036
You got a stupid haircut no hero would ever have.

>>723000963
>People who look roughly seven years older than me, and have friends?
>Heh, that'll never be me...

>>723000920
aka a perm lmao

>>723001036
You're the annoying little brother of the internet, and you keep getting snot on everything.

>>723001036
old people complain about young people as they become aware of their mortality. this is nothing new

>>722999701 (OP)
really makes you think

what about movies?

I'm a zoomstain (born 2004) and pretty much every faggot that had this pube haircut was a massive nigger lover, right down to imitating ebonics along with the tone and attitude of black thugs. They're to zoomers what basedboys are to millennial, the worse of the worse.

>>722999776
That's Mr. Hands

Not exactly vidya but the new trigun has Vash with a zoomer cut

>>723000052
lad looks awful for 36 let alone looking 17

>>723000963
Is that the guy who reviews transformers toys?

>>723001341
Because young people inevitably show up and talk shit about things they don't understand, and you get it when you start to see it from the other side.
You've got maybe two years left, anyhow. Zoomers are basically 30 at this point. You're going to lose it when the kiddies show up wearing Flash Gordon outfits, adopting Indian idioms, insisting that Bollywood is awesome, and telling you the Xbox 360 was for faggots.

>>723001562
Do you not have eyeballs? That is spiky hair not curly broccoli hair

>>722999701 (OP)
Zoomers are about to reach their mid twenties now man it's time to move on.

>>723001694
No you silly goober. You're the one saying this. Get back in the cage.

Yuji Itadori has the japanese version of the zoomer cut

>>722999701 (OP)
Zoomers are retarded because their moms used tylenol while they were pregnant

>>723001805
late 20s

>>723001828
well, the Xbox 360 was kind of for faggots.

>>723001036
>basedlennials
zoomer retard can't even shitpost around filters right lol

>>723000264
The lorax

>>723000052
Dude looks like Steven Tyler of Aerosmith.

>>723002127
retard gives a shit about filters lmao

>>723001694
>Gaylo

>>722999701 (OP)
Peter park has had this haircut twice now thougheverbeit

>>722999701 (OP)
saar...

>>723001036
Baby boomers were right about millenials being useless and lazy.

>>723001036
because you get your words filtered on 4chan because you're that new instead of lurking

>>723002059
360 was out when I was in college.
Nobody used PS3 because Halo 3 was on 360. I had a PS3 for Demon's Souls and Gran Turismo and there was basically no other reason to use my PS3. I didn't even use it for BluRay because I'm fine with DVD's because BluRays are minimum $15. Everything good was on 360.
EVEN FUCKING FINAL FANTASY 13 was on 360. No objective benefit to using PS3.
Even Wii had more games than PS3.
Are you seriously one of those faggots that did not own a 360? LOL at u.

>>723002316
Yeah, it was pretty lame. Queers of War too.

>>723002059
>PS3 has no jobs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yj3JDwhHFW8

>>723000052
>>723002463
that hand rubbing gesture looks so dumb

>>723002507
I played Halo 3 once, and it was shit. I owned a 360, and it was a mistake.
I was playing TF2 on PC.

>>722999701 (OP)
in the future people will have nostalgia over this haircut

>>723001036
frfr no cap tspmo these diddy ahh pdfiles need to sybau or i finna lowkey unalive them fr

>>723002716
Guess where they got it from.

>>723000209
brokoli hands typed this

>>723002716
kek

>>722999770
Bullshit. I see it all the time in the streets and I'm not even from the US

>>723002826
Genuinely wondering how people from the future could possibly view the late 2010s and 2020s as better than their own time.
It would take a societal collapse to make our time retroactively seem like a nice epoch

>>723004220
people only remember the good stuff, I'm sure people have nostalgia over some really shitty periods in time

do zoomers actually go and get their hair permed to get the broccoli look? that's gay as fuck

>>723004220
It's a bad era but I expect nostalgia for mumble rap, early battle royale, Switch 1, TikTok, and COVID lockdowns if you NEETed it out, as they were all their own thing

>>723004220
This. It's going to take one hell of a yank on the joystick to pull us out of this shit time period we are in. Can't wait for this maga crap to be over.
>le division of the west
>le friends with china and russia who are actively spying on us
>le ai social media
>le retards believing everything they read and worshiping retarded podcasters
The odds of things getting better are pretty slim, but I'm hoping education gets better.
>maga retards think cutting education is a good move
Jesus Christ, we need your help, dude.
Jesus would wipe out you maga retards just as much as the people you hate.

>why do zoomers
>do zoomers really
>zoomers are x and y
ꜱoylennials buckbroken by zoomerGODS.

>>723004831
>millenial anime with millenial meme edit
is this zoomie "culture"?

Video games?

>>722999776
This was the straw that broke the camel's back for me. I can't stand the Jewfro.

>>723003583
niggers. just like everything else they do, say or wear. I guarantee none of them even realize it anymore

>>723004369
>people only remember the good stuff
So why would anyone remember a shitty harcut?

>>723002463
kek

>>723000264
>today on mythbusters

>>723002463
Do American zoomies act like that?

>>722999701 (OP)
there's literally a spider man with this hair cut you fucking moron

>>723002463
kek

>>723000883
broccoli is exactly to hide the fucked up hair in their 20s

>>723004628
I don't know anyone who is nostalgic of early Covid in retrospect and if I did, I would question their sanity

>>723004698
>wah, orange man bad
Orange man is popular because people have learned to recognise his enemies for the slimy, filthy devils they were all along.
Just because you don't want to understand why people vote en masse for a different party that doesn't make said voters evil

>>722999701 (OP)
I wonder why millennials are so obsessed with zoomer hair. Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

>why yes, I do think zoomer hair looks retarded
>but our millennial hair looked just fine back in the day
>and no, there is nothing wrong with wearing a bun, mmkay?

millennials are the most fucktarded, whiny, and low-self-esteem generation in the history of humanity

>>723010392
>millennials
Gratz, if you know that word and don't just use "boomer" to call everyone older than 30 you're already smarter than the average gen-zee

>>723010553
Millennial manbuns are infinitely less common than Z-broccoli, except maybe in a kendo school

>>723010553
literally everybody was making fun of man buns the second californian post-ironic hipsters tried to make it a thing, not that you'd remember since you were 3 years old back then

>>723004220
>It would take a societal collapse to make our time retroactively seem like a nice epoch

Well guess what

Op's millennial clitty is leaking again, uh oh

>>723010332
yikes
Stay friends with China and Russia.

>>723011201
>China
POTUS wants to lessen our industrial dependence on them, so I don't know what you mean
>Russia
I do like Yandex, less censorship and DRM than Jewgle, apart from that and the manga scan websites Russia has no impact on my life

>>723004104
I'm a zoomer myself and never seen someone with that haircut IRL.

millenials have been buckbroken and mindbroken by zoomers

the bihourly seethe threads confirm it

>>723007579
>All your media since childhood is niggers acting weird
>somehow people wonder why everyone behaves like a negroe.

>>723010553
Who the fuck are you? That guy on the right is literally an old colleague of mine, and I can’t find this image anywhere else. He’s actually a based dude (although sadly he’s French)

>>722999701 (OP)
>curly hair bad
This is the biggest tell that the person posting this is a self-loathing soulless zoomer

Curly hair was prevalent irl and in every media in existence before the 00s made faggy emo hair popular.

>>723012317
Left is wavy bro lol

>>723004698
>>maga retards think cutting education is a good move
Not really what's happening, what they really wanna do is give more money to 'private' schools who will echo Trumps retarded shit rather than the retarded shit being echoed by the previous Clinton/Bush/Obama administration.
>surely they want to make a move to genuenly improve middle and high school American education though right?
It's about Israel or rather B&ing criticism of bombing sandniggers, the right just happens to get some breadcrumbs because now a few Marxist tranny professors are fired.

Your first mistake was falling for the 'less of two evils' meme. They're two sides of the same coin, everything at the Federal level is theater.
END THE FED, that's the only real path to genuine change.

>>723012020
small world innit

>>723012357
zoom zoom