Thread 723011526

make it make sense

>>723011526 (OP)
I like how one leg of the chair support is twice the length of the other one and it isn't even from perspective

>Actually a really cool fantasy wheelchair
>/v/ is gonna pretend it's not just because they're obligated to

They're canonically magical wheelchairs that are indestructible, cannot be sundered or dispelled (not even with Disjunction) cannot be flipped, can climb stairs, and provide no penalty to stealth or acrobatics.

It's incredibly dumb.

>>723011526 (OP)
I don't have it in me to diss this their life is sad OP

post the GURPS one

>>723011681
It would tip forward, the balance is fucked.

>>723011656
You forget that it has unlimited levitation, is indestructible by ANY means and I forget the rest.

>>723011526 (OP)
tick that box to get esg money

>>723011681
yeah dude that's so cool
lol

if it levitates, then why not just make a permanent levitation enchantment on the user? what's the point of the wheelchair?

>>723012012
It can be destroyed, but you have to be crit three times in a row. Which is honestly funny, because that can easily be achieved by a simple hold person spell.

>>723012084
>nigger goblin
Lal

>>723011526 (OP)
It's fantasy made by people who have this sort of tattoo

>>723012206
Because these are not characters that happen to have disabilities, these are disabled characters.

>be crippled in real life
>also want to be crippled in fiction
I hope none of you do this.

>>723011526 (OP)
yippe that's what I want as a disabled person! to be disabled in the fantasy world too!

>>723012012
>magic world
>noooooo stop using magic
What is wrong with /tg/fags

>>723011526 (OP)
Turn it into a tank or a 4 legged walker or exosuit and make her a near invincible mech unit also submerge her in liquid

There is no way whoever is responsible for this shit actually takes it seriously.
It's definitely some jokester posing as an equality priest and testing just how much absurdities he can push to St. Floyd-fearing Hasbro suits.

>>723012221
it can WITHSTAND 3 crits, meaning it takes 4 to destroy
it's a wonder everyone doesn't use them, really

>>723011526 (OP)
In a world of magic and miracles couldnt wizards wouldnt there be better options for cripples than a fucking wheelchair?

>>723011526 (OP)
she's more wheelchair than adventurer...
that shit has to weigh like 400 lbs

>>723011526 (OP)
Who cares, it's make believe theater of the mind, and if it helps Tom the guy with a Wheelchair immersive in the game better and he's having fun, who's going to care outside the hyperbolic jagoff whining on 4chan about it?

>>723012562
to be fair I don't like this argument, because then you can argue that death and permanent injury isn't real in those worlds
usually they justify it with the cost of such service being expensive (diamonds in pathfinder)

>>723012206
Either they want good boy points from the tumblr weirdos or they're actually disabled but don't understand roleplay and want to throw a pity parade.

>>723012416
>Be a loser in real life
>Play as a permanent lvl 1 peasant

i need a cripple gf in a war machine

>>723012492
The entire "logic" of the wheelchair ends up being autistic whining.
>nu-huh my thing is stronger than yours!
>no you can't trip me, it's untippable!
>chairs? easy! it levitates!
>no no no! you can't break it, it's indestructible!

>>723011526 (OP)
>taking a cripple adventuring

>>723011526 (OP)
>mid-level fighter
>gets in over their head, gets fucked up
>permanent leg paralysis
>"like hell I'm gonna stop fighting"
>battle chair

it's like you hate decent backstories or something.

>>723012416
I don't think (most) actual cripples give a shit about this. Leftoids just venerate whatever is as dissimilar from a healthy, religious, straight, white, male as possible.

Why would someone be trans in fantasy instead of being the male or female they claim they supposedly really are?

>>723011526 (OP)
At least post WoW dragonborne to make it /v/ related, dumbass.

it's strange how almost every fiction ever has these cool disabled characters to the point that they've become basic character archetypes like blind kungfu master or one armed weapons master. Even when they "fix" their disability it's still cool like getting robot legs or magic eyes.
But for some reason that's not good enough and they literally have to be in a wheelchair, like damn if I ever lost my legs, get stuck in a wheelchair and want to play vidya I'd rather play as Edward Elric than another nigga in a wheelchair.

>>723012638
Some of us actually care about verisimilitude in our fucking tabletop games you retard

>>723012729
Why a chair though?

>>723012507
METOGA

>>723012638
It looks like pandering.

>>723012648
Barring outright healing the crippling wound, lets say you are cursed to be crippled for example. People in this world could find better solutions to dealing with not walking like maybe wings, flying carpets, horses maybe, dwarven engineered legs etc. The limit is your imagination and the ones running dnd used none.

>>723012729
Then make it an actual fucking wheelchair instead of Mary Sue's Stool.

Its still funny as fuck that /tg/ redditors are pretty much forced to defend this dumb gay bullshit despite them clearly not liking it either

>I want to self-insert.
If you can't understand that, you're probably going to kill yourself when you hit 20

>>723011732
>>723012012
What if I just covered myself in wheelchairs

>>723012562
I'm okay with wheelchairs being for poor people and eccentrics. Then it can be just a regular wheelchair instead of a magical superchair that's an upgrade over legs unless it's an odd case like a cult that doesn't believe in healing magic.

>>723012860
yeah that's why I liked the floating wheelchair from DnD, was a cool idea like a magical mount of sorts
this one is just silly, but maybe it's a budget option?

So uhhhh why do you guys always scream for white male representation

>>723011526 (OP)
I can't.
>Fantasy world with healing and reviving magic
>OH NO MY LEGS DON'T WORK ANYMORE
It's just DEI crap that's there even though it flies in the face of the setting.

>>723012904
delete this

>>723012012
The funniest shit is that it transforms to accommodate any shapeshifting.
>Become a Druid to overcome your physical disability.
>Can't escape the chair regardless of what form you take
Lmao

>>723012416
>white in real life
>want to be white in fiction
yep

>>723011526 (OP)
say it with me - ramp access dungeon

>>723011526 (OP)
>As a final, spiteful moment the CE Lich BBEG sets off an anti-magic nuke, ending his existence as undead but completely deactivating the magic bullshit wheelchair, forcing the only wheelchair bound person in the kingdom and the dragon bloodline tiefling sorcerer/sorceress that defeated the lich to struggle with their limited limbs for the first time in life
>The entire country reverts to a mysoginistic, racist middle eastern medieval shitpile two weeks into the antimagic nuclear winter
that was a phantasmal killer btw

>>723012729
>permanent leg paralysis
>in DnD
lmao

>>723012416
>be male in real life
>also want to be male in fiction
I hope you don't do this.

>>723012781
because wheelchairs are retarded and not cool
the guy with one eye looks intimidating. because you know that if he got that injury, it's for some reason, and really, if he's still fighting, he's capable.
the wheelchair fuck is not intimidating because he can't fight at all. just tip him over and you're done.
now if it was a guy (like a crippled wizard) controlling a golem or something, it would be cooler