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Anonymous No.723011526 [Report] >>723011634 >>723011764 >>723012081 >>723012373 >>723012491 >>723012507 >>723012562 >>723012627 >>723012638 >>723012727 >>723012729 >>723012776 >>723012931 >>723012959 >>723012960
make it make sense
Anonymous No.723011575 [Report]
>>>/tg/
Anonymous No.723011634 [Report]
>>723011526 (OP)
I like how one leg of the chair support is twice the length of the other one and it isn't even from perspective
Anonymous No.723011656 [Report] >>723012012
>stopped by the first staircase in a dungeon
Anonymous No.723011681 [Report] >>723011879 >>723012084
>Actually a really cool fantasy wheelchair
>/v/ is gonna pretend it's not just because they're obligated to
Anonymous No.723011732 [Report] >>723012904
They're canonically magical wheelchairs that are indestructible, cannot be sundered or dispelled (not even with Disjunction) cannot be flipped, can climb stairs, and provide no penalty to stealth or acrobatics.

It's incredibly dumb.
Anonymous No.723011764 [Report]
>>723011526 (OP)
I don't have it in me to diss this their life is sad OP
Anonymous No.723011872 [Report]
post the GURPS one
Anonymous No.723011879 [Report]
>>723011681
It would tip forward, the balance is fucked.
Anonymous No.723012012 [Report] >>723012221 >>723012492 >>723012904 >>723012956
>>723011656
You forget that it has unlimited levitation, is indestructible by ANY means and I forget the rest.
Anonymous No.723012081 [Report]
>>723011526 (OP)
tick that box to get esg money
Anonymous No.723012084 [Report] >>723012228
>>723011681
yeah dude that's so cool
lol
Anonymous No.723012206 [Report] >>723012406 >>723012660
if it levitates, then why not just make a permanent levitation enchantment on the user? what's the point of the wheelchair?
Anonymous No.723012221 [Report] >>723012539
>>723012012
It can be destroyed, but you have to be crit three times in a row. Which is honestly funny, because that can easily be achieved by a simple hold person spell.
Anonymous No.723012228 [Report]
>>723012084
>nigger goblin
Lal
Anonymous No.723012260 [Report]
>wheelchair stealth
Anonymous No.723012273 [Report]
Anonymous No.723012373 [Report]
>>723011526 (OP)
It's fantasy made by people who have this sort of tattoo
Anonymous No.723012406 [Report]
>>723012206
Because these are not characters that happen to have disabilities, these are disabled characters.
Anonymous No.723012416 [Report] >>723012682 >>723012764 >>723012957 >>723012984
>be crippled in real life
>also want to be crippled in fiction
I hope none of you do this.
Anonymous No.723012491 [Report]
>>723011526 (OP)
yippe that's what I want as a disabled person! to be disabled in the fantasy world too!
Anonymous No.723012492 [Report] >>723012694
>>723012012
>magic world
>noooooo stop using magic
What is wrong with /tg/fags
Anonymous No.723012507 [Report] >>723012787
>>723011526 (OP)
Turn it into a tank or a 4 legged walker or exosuit and make her a near invincible mech unit also submerge her in liquid
Anonymous No.723012525 [Report]
There is no way whoever is responsible for this shit actually takes it seriously.
It's definitely some jokester posing as an equality priest and testing just how much absurdities he can push to St. Floyd-fearing Hasbro suits.
Anonymous No.723012539 [Report]
>>723012221
it can WITHSTAND 3 crits, meaning it takes 4 to destroy
it's a wonder everyone doesn't use them, really
Anonymous No.723012562 [Report] >>723012648 >>723012917
>>723011526 (OP)
In a world of magic and miracles couldnt wizards wouldnt there be better options for cripples than a fucking wheelchair?
Anonymous No.723012627 [Report]
>>723011526 (OP)
she's more wheelchair than adventurer...
that shit has to weigh like 400 lbs
Anonymous No.723012638 [Report] >>723012784 >>723012802
>>723011526 (OP)
Who cares, it's make believe theater of the mind, and if it helps Tom the guy with a Wheelchair immersive in the game better and he's having fun, who's going to care outside the hyperbolic jagoff whining on 4chan about it?
Anonymous No.723012648 [Report] >>723012860
>>723012562
to be fair I don't like this argument, because then you can argue that death and permanent injury isn't real in those worlds
usually they justify it with the cost of such service being expensive (diamonds in pathfinder)
Anonymous No.723012660 [Report]
>>723012206
Either they want good boy points from the tumblr weirdos or they're actually disabled but don't understand roleplay and want to throw a pity parade.
Anonymous No.723012682 [Report]
>>723012416
>Be a loser in real life
>Play as a permanent lvl 1 peasant
Anonymous No.723012690 [Report]
i need a cripple gf in a war machine
Anonymous No.723012694 [Report]
>>723012492
The entire "logic" of the wheelchair ends up being autistic whining.
>nu-huh my thing is stronger than yours!
>no you can't trip me, it's untippable!
>chairs? easy! it levitates!
>no no no! you can't break it, it's indestructible!
Anonymous No.723012727 [Report]
>>723011526 (OP)
>taking a cripple adventuring
Anonymous No.723012729 [Report] >>723012785 >>723012872 >>723012976
>>723011526 (OP)
>mid-level fighter
>gets in over their head, gets fucked up
>permanent leg paralysis
>"like hell I'm gonna stop fighting"
>battle chair

it's like you hate decent backstories or something.
Anonymous No.723012764 [Report]
>>723012416
I don't think (most) actual cripples give a shit about this. Leftoids just venerate whatever is as dissimilar from a healthy, religious, straight, white, male as possible.
Anonymous No.723012771 [Report]
Why would someone be trans in fantasy instead of being the male or female they claim they supposedly really are?
Anonymous No.723012776 [Report]
>>723011526 (OP)
At least post WoW dragonborne to make it /v/ related, dumbass.
Anonymous No.723012781 [Report] >>723012997
it's strange how almost every fiction ever has these cool disabled characters to the point that they've become basic character archetypes like blind kungfu master or one armed weapons master. Even when they "fix" their disability it's still cool like getting robot legs or magic eyes.
But for some reason that's not good enough and they literally have to be in a wheelchair, like damn if I ever lost my legs, get stuck in a wheelchair and want to play vidya I'd rather play as Edward Elric than another nigga in a wheelchair.
Anonymous No.723012784 [Report]
>>723012638
Some of us actually care about verisimilitude in our fucking tabletop games you retard
Anonymous No.723012785 [Report]
>>723012729
Why a chair though?
Anonymous No.723012787 [Report]
>>723012507
METOGA
Anonymous No.723012802 [Report]
>>723012638
It looks like pandering.
Anonymous No.723012860 [Report] >>723012920
>>723012648
Barring outright healing the crippling wound, lets say you are cursed to be crippled for example. People in this world could find better solutions to dealing with not walking like maybe wings, flying carpets, horses maybe, dwarven engineered legs etc. The limit is your imagination and the ones running dnd used none.
Anonymous No.723012872 [Report]
>>723012729
Then make it an actual fucking wheelchair instead of Mary Sue's Stool.
Anonymous No.723012878 [Report]
Its still funny as fuck that /tg/ redditors are pretty much forced to defend this dumb gay bullshit despite them clearly not liking it either
Anonymous No.723012884 [Report]
>I want to self-insert.
If you can't understand that, you're probably going to kill yourself when you hit 20
Anonymous No.723012904 [Report] >>723012948
>>723011732
>>723012012
What if I just covered myself in wheelchairs
Anonymous No.723012917 [Report]
>>723012562
I'm okay with wheelchairs being for poor people and eccentrics. Then it can be just a regular wheelchair instead of a magical superchair that's an upgrade over legs unless it's an odd case like a cult that doesn't believe in healing magic.
Anonymous No.723012920 [Report]
>>723012860
yeah that's why I liked the floating wheelchair from DnD, was a cool idea like a magical mount of sorts
this one is just silly, but maybe it's a budget option?
Anonymous No.723012924 [Report]
So uhhhh why do you guys always scream for white male representation
Anonymous No.723012931 [Report]
>>723011526 (OP)
I can't.
>Fantasy world with healing and reviving magic
>OH NO MY LEGS DON'T WORK ANYMORE
It's just DEI crap that's there even though it flies in the face of the setting.
Anonymous No.723012948 [Report]
>>723012904
delete this
Anonymous No.723012956 [Report]
>>723012012
The funniest shit is that it transforms to accommodate any shapeshifting.
>Become a Druid to overcome your physical disability.
>Can't escape the chair regardless of what form you take
Lmao
Anonymous No.723012957 [Report]
>>723012416
>white in real life
>want to be white in fiction
yep
Anonymous No.723012959 [Report]
>>723011526 (OP)
say it with me - ramp access dungeon
Anonymous No.723012960 [Report]
>>723011526 (OP)
>As a final, spiteful moment the CE Lich BBEG sets off an anti-magic nuke, ending his existence as undead but completely deactivating the magic bullshit wheelchair, forcing the only wheelchair bound person in the kingdom and the dragon bloodline tiefling sorcerer/sorceress that defeated the lich to struggle with their limited limbs for the first time in life
>The entire country reverts to a mysoginistic, racist middle eastern medieval shitpile two weeks into the antimagic nuclear winter
that was a phantasmal killer btw
Anonymous No.723012976 [Report]
>>723012729
>permanent leg paralysis
>in DnD
lmao
Anonymous No.723012984 [Report]
>>723012416
>be male in real life
>also want to be male in fiction
I hope you don't do this.
Anonymous No.723012997 [Report]
>>723012781
because wheelchairs are retarded and not cool
the guy with one eye looks intimidating. because you know that if he got that injury, it's for some reason, and really, if he's still fighting, he's capable.
the wheelchair fuck is not intimidating because he can't fight at all. just tip him over and you're done.
now if it was a guy (like a crippled wizard) controlling a golem or something, it would be cooler