Thread 723038203

Would you kindly discuss the Bioshock franchise

>>723038203 (OP)
Fuck off Fontaine

I enjoy 1 & Infinite, I just make sure not to view it as anything akin to highbrow. I tried to play 2 a year or so ago but it kept crashing in one spot and I couldn't be bothered to try and fix/brute force it

>>723038203 (OP)
I will never forgive elizabeth for taking credit for 3D animation revolution when it was american mcgee's alice who caused it.

>try to enjoy Rapture-era Elizabeth porn
>they always have her smoking
give it a fucking rest already. She smokes in the intro to BAS and then never again. She isn't constantly lighting up in an idle animation or something. She spends more time fingerfucking a hand crossbow than holding a cigarette.

>>723038203 (OP)
A reminder that she'd cuck you the second you turn around

>>723038862
Would she? Isn't she a virgin across all timelines? Maybe she fucked one of her other-timeline selves..

>>723038203 (OP)
The first two games were pretty good. The third was alright, but it turned into multiversal bullshit, and that always turns me off pretty hard.

>>723038203 (OP)
Why does Rapture in Infinite feel so fucking off? I was more excited to play the DLC than the main game I was so disappointed.
>that stupid rail mechanic that doesn't appear in first two games magically shows up in 3

>>723038776
everyone smoked back then. she also shits and farts too but you don't see much of that in the game other than the one time.

>>723038203 (OP)
>Would you kindly
Wait a second... is this why Indian scammers always ask you to "kindly" do things?
Those sly fuckers

>>723039798
>other than the one time
wat

>>723039798
you just reminded me.
I remember installing the nude mod and seeing her stick her butt out when doing the lockpicking animation.
you dont see it with clothes on, but she sticks her butt out far too much. its intentionally done.

I'm in the middle of an Infinite playthrough right now since I never actually beat the game before and the presentation of this game is so good
zoomers don't know how good we had it

>>723038203 (OP)
Time flop.

Burial at the Sea spits on both Infinite lovers, and Bioshock 1 lovers.
>Somehow after the end of Infintie, a Comstock got away
>kills a Booker who didn't do anything, only regrets it in part 2
>Elizabeth somehow loses her powers
>Fink and Suchong work together felt forced to make some connection on how Songbird works
>she gets beat in the head with a wrench by Fontaine

>>723039782
it's like going back to kanto in pokemon gen 2.
But you also have to remember the DLCs were being made with a skeleton team while Irrational was falling apart / closing down.

>>723040735
>kills a Booker who didn't do anything
I remember reading in some comic that elizabeth only killed booker because he tried to force her to swallow on thier first night.

>>723038203 (OP)
American Krogan discussed everything worth mentioning about the franchise.

Two is the best game in the franchise. Infinite sucks and burial at sea is somehow even worse.

>literal hours of cut content for Bioshock Infinite
>look inside
>realize we were robbed of an immersive Sim and given story slop with almost no replayability

>>723038203 (OP)
Most people hate it because it's woke. Leftists hate it because it's not woke enough.
I hated it because fuck them for putting telekinesis in the trailer but not the game kept waiting and waiting for my favorite power to show up and instead got like 3 ways to stun people.

1 is great story wise
2 is great gameplay wise
infinite has a great setting

>>723038625
Liz mogs Lic.

>>723041031
Makes sense, daddies cummmies are for baby making only.

>>723041486
infinite's first level's town looked so pretty that it made my parents shut up about playing games even though Im not in grade school anymore.

>>723040019
Not poo but you do see they kept her period blood from her first menstruation (breedable age reached!) and keep it on display.

>>723041031
wasnt it because he made her deepthroat?
>>723041502
this anon gets it.

>>723041161
>trusting a krogan to do anything other than hold a shotgun

>>723041349
>robbed of a gothic sky-city with more destruction and magic
>robbed of a neo-colonial semi open-world with larger scale encounters
>robbed of another bioshock with MP

>>723038776
>the issue is that she is smoking
>not that it is all low quality sfm dog shit.

>>723038613
2 is good even if the premise is retarded, but yeah I had to constantly restart the game

>>723041851
>>723038613
I had maybe 2 crashes in my playthrough. The remaster of 2 doesn't fuck the visuals as much as the remaster of 1.

>>723042030
the remaster of 2 kept crashing for me increasingly as I played, eventually got to like every 5 minutes so I played the original instead and I was surprised by how good the original looks and no fucking crashes also.

>>723038203 (OP)
Love it. Haven't played it since I was a kid. People say it's woke. I don't remember that, and I don't care.

>>723041842
I'm fine with the dog stuff but only if they keep the correct doggystyle position. Once the girls start mounting the dogs, I just cannot suspend my disbelief. Maybe I've just seen too much of the real stuff.

>the Lutece twins conduct the plot of Bioshock Infinite as a thought experiment with no clear results/data being outlined to the player at the end besides the twist
>Six years later, a youngish tech CEO publicly freaks out, tells her parents that life is a thought experiment being conducted in the Matrix, and dies
Hm.

Well?

>>723042521
Not going to be the same. Judas is meant to be replayable, I wouldn't be surprised if a single playthrough is less than 5 hours long.

>>723038625
>alice mentioned
Based knower, I was surprised when I saw the dates on some of the 3d anims of Alice.

>>723042360
You brain is in serious trouble

>>723041738
Don't forget:
>robbed of all mechanics shown in the trailers besides tears
I'm still mad

Rapture has to be one of the best realized fictional settings in vidya, yes?

>>723038203 (OP)
infinite sucked cock and ruined bioshock for me. they really should have just spun it off into a different game. Bioshock 1 & 2 still have the best atmosphere of any game I've ever played, to-date.

>>723041349
I doubt any of it was actually realistic. it seemed like they were probably spinning out with a handful of "wouldn't it be cool if" ideas but no coherent way to actually combine them into a game. symptoms of lack of strong direction and development hell

>>723042659
Now model rip porn is not only normal but expected. Every developer that designs a character beautiful character has to know in the back of their brain that this character will inevitably be fucked by black men, shotas, monsters, horses and dogs.

>>723042778
More than you know, anon.

>>723042521
Genuinely going to be the best AAA release of that year, and I wanna smooch the Afro-futurist lady.

>>723042940
I just wish the (white) guy models weren't always that same faceless buff guy with an obviously stapled on dick. They female models are immaculate usually and everything else is ultra generic.

What was his fucking problem?

My wife, Elizabeth.
>>723042940
>black men, shotas, monsters, horses and dogs
So proud of her pedigree.
>>723038862
Yes!

>be me
>Playing burial at see
>All the loot is hidden in corners
>Elizabeth proceed to body block you in the corner every time
I dropped it, but could be persuaded to try again

>>723042521
Cautiously cautious. I hope it's good but I also hope Ken really internalized everything that went wrong with Infinite and will avoid similar issues.

>>723043516
How can you share a bed with her??

>>723043784
I don't really, I sleep on the couch most days.

>>723043516
those tits are ridiculous

>>723043834
Don't blame her, blame the pregnancy hormones.

Apologize

>>723043824
does the incessant pounding and moans from the other room keep you up?

>>723042521
I honestly think the only time Ken fucked up was with Infinite and his promises. This has actually been played and tested for a while, so I'm optimistic. I wanna fucking impregnate the robot girl.

>>723038203 (OP)
what do they eat?

>>723043973
That's a child

>>723044061
Robots CAN'T be children

>>723043940
It often does, but it's worth it knowing Lizzie is having her fun.

>>723044109
role model husband

>>723043446
Narcissism and possibly schizophrenia
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7xHM3RioP4k
What boards would he lurk?

Is Bioshock 4 still in development?

>>723044228
/biz/

>>723044284
Yeah but with a completely new dev team. The previous iteration got shitcanned and half the people got laid off.

>>723043932
prey is top 5 most disappointing games for me. everything about it fucking sucked except for maybe the atmosphere

>>723043446
Andrew Ryan.

>>723044109
>>723043926
Which of the three games has this big tit bitch in it and can I have sex with her?

>>723044284
It's still being worked on, but has experienced multiple overhauls and leadership changes, and recently failed an executive review and will be getting a scenario rewrite. In short, all of the shit attendant on a terrible game's development.

>>723044208
It's what a role model hotwife deserves.
>>723044503
Infinite's Burial at Sea DLC.

>>723044503
Infinite, and I'm sure that anon would be happy to lend her for a couple of hours

horribly written game

>>723043446
Little girls with syringes.

>>723044048
Children.

>>723043446
Why did he turn into an Academy Award at the end?

>>723044379
>not mentioning the soundtrack
Go fuck yourself

https://youtu.be/jOGu05q-Ch4

>>723041161
Levine wanted to make System Shock 3 but in the ocean and just so happened to be reading Ayn Rand at the time. The fucking plot twist everyone likes to jerk off was taken from System Shock 2. The story wasn't well thought-out enough to be this hidden-in-plain-sight revenge fantasy against the evil Aryans or whatever.

>>723044579
This is a blue board.

>>723045140
yeah that was my blunder, the soundtrack is actually really damn good

I love the male/female mashup edits too. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_m8vVNJ4xBg

MINERVA'S
MOTHER
FUCKING
DEN

>>723045348
That DLC is arguably the very best thing the franchise has to offer.

>>723045348
That DLC is the very best thing the franchise has to offer.

I missed the meme wave.

Anyway, did Kenny really need to destroy bioshock 2s story?