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Anonymous No.723044719 [Report] >>723044779 >>723044912 >>723045886 >>723045927 >>723045938 >>723046050 >>723046064 >>723046170 >>723046304 >>723046317 >>723046426 >>723046626 >>723048331
Building the perfect game for shitlennials
>survival horror extreme sports game
>graphic fidelity somewhere between silent hill 3 and dead rising
>tank controls with no mouse support
>frutiger aero UI
>atmospheric drums and bass ambient OST and post-ironic buttrock credits
>homestar runner and yotsuba easter eggs
>hidden BBC behind waterfall
>dreamcast port if the kickstarter goal is reached
>i pretend to be a jaded niche and mysterious developer on twitter that roleplays as a japanese man despite being obese american
Would /v/ buy my game?
Anonymous No.723044779 [Report]
>>723044719 (OP)
yes, I'll even pre order the good goy edition
Anonymous No.723044809 [Report] >>723045458
Jak II does suck actually
Anonymous No.723044863 [Report] >>723046361
>creating the perfect sauce instead of the perfect sauces
OP is a faggot.
Anonymous No.723044912 [Report] >>723045458
>>723044719 (OP)
Those items all did suck, though
Anonymous No.723045458 [Report]
>>723044912
>>723044809
grow up
Anonymous No.723045819 [Report]
Millennials loved all of these games idgi
Anonymous No.723045886 [Report] >>723046001
>>723044719 (OP)
But FF7 and SA2 are 90s games, literally.
Anonymous No.723045927 [Report]
>>723044719 (OP)
Sounds kino honestly.
t. 30 year old.
Anonymous No.723045938 [Report]
>>723044719 (OP)
Anonymous No.723046001 [Report]
>>723045886
ackshually SA2 first released in 2001
Anonymous No.723046050 [Report]
>>723044719 (OP)
Blud really slide in final fantasy 7 alongside actual good games
Anonymous No.723046064 [Report]
>>723044719 (OP)
FF7 is kinda boring chrono trigger is better, Sonic Adventure 2 was retardkino.
Wind Waker has a really nice artstyle but its lacking in dungeon design by alot
Halo 3 is great
GTA4 is ok
Gears of War 2 is better
Jak 2 sucks
Anonymous No.723046170 [Report] >>723046232
>>723044719 (OP)
this would unironically be kino and i'm a zoomer
Anonymous No.723046232 [Report]
>>723046170
Those are all zoomer games which is why millennial pinhead doesn't like them but alright.
Anonymous No.723046304 [Report]
>>723044719 (OP)
I'll gladly take it over the void slop we been getting
>Pic
Lol imagine wasting time making that image
Anonymous No.723046317 [Report] >>723046369
>>723044719 (OP)
>this game that came out when I was 3 years old is actually my childhood
Anonymous No.723046361 [Report]
>>723044863
funny how this cute sale drawing is better than the source game she comes from.
Anonymous No.723046369 [Report]
>>723046317
>t. 1991 Millennial that was nostalgic for the first Sonic game.
Anonymous No.723046426 [Report]
>>723044719 (OP)
survival horror is a zoomer thing unless you're talking about shit like resident hill which is barely horror and not survival
Anonymous No.723046626 [Report] >>723047538
>>723044719 (OP)
Wind Waker is the genesis of most if not all the issues that were in later Zelda games. For every issue people shit on SS, WW has it too.
Anonymous No.723047538 [Report]
>>723046626
this
Anonymous No.723048331 [Report] >>723049059
>>723044719 (OP)
so this game?
Anonymous No.723049059 [Report]
>>723048331
where's the skateboard