Thread 723049690

>Welcome to Gamestop sir, is there anything I can do for you?

wat do here

lemme get uuuuuuuuhhhh pack of marlboro reds

>>723049690 (OP)
Game where you kill goblins.

>>723049814
>smoking
Enjoy cancer

>>723049690 (OP)
Tell her you will give her $200 if she fucks you

>>723049690 (OP)
>go into Gamestop, ready to purchase my vidya
>see girl at counter
>panic
>start sweating
>turn around
>leave store

I wish I was memeing, but this was my life back in the physical media days...

>>723049690 (OP)
do a 360 and call her a faggot.

>>723049814
Ten Nintendo jelly pops, please!

*takes my little thing out and plops it on the counter* ayo this wont scan nigga

>>723050050
>Sorry, we're still out. You don't need to ask us every day for them, we restock only once a week and you cleaned us out five days ago.

>>723049881
I'm still posting on 4chan post-2015. Obviously I don't mind cancer.

>>723049690 (OP)
Mam why is there a pharmacy built into the game store

>>723050243
>implying 4chan was cool even before
Yeah I bet you enjoyed your le so funny Billy Harrington that was just trying to brainwash you into liking gay porn

>>723049690 (OP)
Ask for Battletoads. Turn 360 degrees and walk away. Or spill my spaghetti out of my pockets depending on what year it is.

>>723050362
>Like the meme
>Being so susceptible that you end up liking gay porn
Sounds like you lack willpower, maybe you're in the closet.

>>723049956
Fuck that. I want my vidya. I will walk right up to the cute cashier girl and stare her right in the eye. Wordlessly. Then I won't buy anything until the next day she works. Then she knows you are not here to fuck around. A silent guardian of the day. Bringer of peace

>>723050494
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3CYE6H3uDFo

>>723049690 (OP)
>One copy of E33 please

>>723050494
this is the site that had wtsnacks and moot, the odds were not stacked in his favor to say the least

>>723049690 (OP)
The thumbnail made me think she had a giant NES gun in her hand.

>>723050494
>muh based fag porn faggot
cringe

>>723049690 (OP)
Juat browsing, thank you

>>723049690 (OP)
I’m so retarded I don’t know how to operate a cash register

laser cheese

>>723050927
it looks like shes working the cash register with a stub ;(

>>723051050
stop staring

>>723049690 (OP)
Copy that

>>723050050
I had one of these once. It was disgusting, like an even shittier gumdrop.

>>723049690 (OP)
I would like a copy of Clair Obscur: Expedicion 33, a Steam gift card worth 50 bucks and your Instagram account :)

>>723050050
ngl I would buy all of those.

>go to gamestop
>see this
what do?

>>723049690 (OP)
Get her for me; for she pleaseth me well.

>>723052012
Who dresses as their favorite anime character when going outside

>>723052218
me

>>723049690 (OP)
mumble some response like "just looking" then robotically pretend i'm browsing the store while keeping an eye on my internal spaghetti timer then leave silently as soon as i'm convinced it's been enough time and i won't embarass myself if i complete this ritual then feel embarassed regardless

>>723052012
>ew a tranny
>leave so i dont risk smelling it in passing

>>723050362
if looking at things is enough to brainwash you, that says more about you and your low iq than anybody else you're talking about
the thinking man can will himself above all that he encounters and you are a gullible goldfish

BATTLETOADS PLEASE

>>723049690 (OP)
In the ethnostate every man will get a game store/electronics store clerk GF

>>723052260
and who is your favorite anime character?

>>723050978
You're a homo.

do you virgins have any thing better to do

>>723052012
image of that girl sitting on the gamestop floor playing her pokeymans machine

>>723050494
i'm inclined to agree but i also think you an i are in the minority here anon.

>>723052770
Pipe down fag.

>>723052514
>ethnostate
That's clearly a hapa baby, though.

>>723049690 (OP)
>Welcome to Gamestop sir, is there anything I can do for you?
I ask if I can go into the back room where the pornographic videogames are

>>723053114
clerk GFs are spiritually white

>>723051050
HADOKEN!!!

>>723052632
Amongus

>>723053283
that comic in particular is a masterwork and the bitch that drew doesn't even knoe. you can read it in any order and it still makes sense

You faggots are normalfags that discuss fictional girls in a taiwanese basket weaving website and as well are 3dpd nigger that are sex havers or wannabe sex havers. Fuck off and be more private about it

>>723052218
when i was in highschool there was a girl who dressed up in attack on titan uniform every single day

>>723049690 (OP)
This looks like a slightly more beat Emiru

>>723049690 (OP)
>One World of Warcraft game card please
>I'm top of the DPC list in my guild btw

>>723053637
how fat was she?

>>723049690 (OP)
>Those cigarette prices
Holy crapoly, is this North Carolina or something? Cigarettes are like 3 times more here in Washington.

>>723049690 (OP)
They should make more AI porn of meme image sluts like these
>>723053682
She wears less makeup clearly

I used to have the monthly magazine subscription
but I dropped it when they decide to stop printing physical magazine

>>723053637
>high school
>attack on titan

>>723053429
I would tolerate coomcels more if they didn't spam random e-thots who have nothing to do with games

>>723053685
Are there anons that still buy game cards? I thought everyone used some form of online payment now

One time I told a girl at GameStop I wanted Bloodborne and she asked me what console. Imagine working at GameStop and not knowing the single game released for the PS4

>>723054627
She was probably a PC chadette.

>>723054689
I don't think she played video games at all

Not a gamestop, but EBGames, which is the equivalent store here.
>Be me
>19
>Want to buy Mass Effect 1 on Xbox 360
>See it is pre-owner for like $15
>Not even R rated here, but MA15+
>The one dickhead clerk happened to be working that day
>The one that was just a dickhead to people for no reason
>Sorry I can't sell you this because you're not over 18
>Game is MA15+, which means you have to sell it to me because I am over 15
>Continues to refuse to sell it
>Someone older than I am comes over and offers to buy it for me and I just pay them back
>I can't sell it to you if I know you're just going to buy it for someone underage
>Gets into a fight with the cashier
>Never see him again
>Buy the game the next week from the same store with a different cashier
I fucking hate Gen X nerds so fucking much

>>723050927
I want these things back like you can't believe.

>>723052012
Sucker punch the tranny in the parking lot, take the shit he just bought, and sell return it to gamestop lol

>>723049690 (OP)
I see girls like this and get horny but then realize I'm an oldfag now and then feel bad because they would never go out with me and the only girls available to me are dumb sluts looking to "settle down".