Thread 723050119

>>723050119 (OP)
I can't drive the car and I get bored doing the tutorial

Honestly fuck french women

>>723050119 (OP)
It's a boy!
>an Italian boy!
And he's five minutes late, you know what that means?
Free pizza, huh delivery boy?

He said his words words already!
>ayyy
He took his first steps already!
>I'm walkin here

phantom liberty sucks so much ass dude its unreal
President Mommy and Nigris Elba are the only good parts about it

>>723050419
Hey! My mom is French. You be nice!

>>723050419
Good thing Aurore is Belgian.

I keep thinking about replaying it. Then look into some mods to change things up a little from my first playthrough. Realize there isn't a single mod that adds anything of real substance.
That's when I give up on the whole idea for another three or so months.

>>723050119 (OP)
Wtf was Reed's problem?

>>723050119 (OP)
whats the appeal of freckles?

>>723050119 (OP)
bro that game is hot garbage

>>723050419
Haha I wish....

>>723050119 (OP)
I don't play woke trash. And I won't be playing witcher 4 either. CDPR died with Witcher 3.

>>723050619
My mom is also French. Perhaps we are the same person?

>>723050119 (OP)
not a gamer then
just a guy who plays non-shit video games

>>723050830
he’s a dog. like the japanese guy

>>723050762
So French.

I played for about an hour and got bored, it's a tech demo sloppa

>>723050960
Francophonic, not French. You wouldn’t say an Argentine if Spanish would you?

Find a flaw

>>723051003
Argentina does not border Spain nor does it exist in a territory that was French for hundreds of years.

>>723050119 (OP)
I love cp

>>723050119 (OP)
Vice City is the best GTA game anyway.

>>723051072
But it was colonized by the Spanish and the people there speak the language. Don’t be a pedant

>>723050119 (OP)
how to make my character look like this? is it a mod?

>>723051016
She’s dead

>>723051379
That's not a flaw.
If she's dead she can't say no.

>>723050119 (OP)
i'm not trans

>>723050119 (OP)
My char

my cp2 wish list
>low poly art style
>prequel with 80s vibe and clunky implants
>mission areas instead of open world
>home is your HQ from where you takes jobs and set out
>can unlock and bring companions with you
>each one with a specific playstyle
>more gadgets to fuck around with, not just guns

>>723051605
Maybe I do regret not making my character a girl. Maybe on a second playthrough.

>CP
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS

>>723050119 (OP)
everytime i went to buy this game there was either more dlc and/or more patches coming. i got sick of waiting and moved on to other games.

>>723050119 (OP)
I don't like CP. It is beneath me.

Find ONE flaw

I saw this girl comitted cp with a boy.

>>723051504
But anon, think of the smell

>>723052190
awful self-absorbed personality

>>723052291
You're literally describing Panam though.

>>723052190
Too hot headed for her own good. She’s not nearly skilled or chromed enough to talk that much shit. I mean she’s a fine techie and a great tuner. But V is the one doing most of the heavy lifting.

Reminder that Panam is old and busted (canonically 33) whilst Judy is young and untainted (24 and only fucks women)

>>723052395
not really but I also dont have a horse in this race, I just think judy is a shittier person between the two, but all the CP romance is dogshit

>loads of tats
>untainted

>>723052547
>only fucks women
>fucked my trans V
trans women really are women after all

>>723050119 (OP)
As a twitch zoomer I prefer to simply watch CP

How does it run on pre-fuckening hardware (1080 etc)? Obviously no meme tracing but have they scaled their graphics settings effectively?

>>723053201
About as much as birds are dragons.
Take your pills faggot.

>>723053387
Taking an obvious ironic joke as an opportunity to bitch makes you look insufferable. Consider thinking before posting next time.

>>723051016
french

>>723052485
Only thing she's good at is editing porn.

>>723050119 (OP)
Says who?

>>723050119 (OP)
French women owe me sex.

>>723053515
You never know, better safe than sorry.

>>723054382
Way too photoshopped, she's shown her feet on stream multiple times and they don't look anywhere near that good.

>>723054384
Why would you be meaningfully sorry for not contributing 0.01% of requisite psychological damage to one person you dislike? You didn't just make yourself look insufferable. You are insufferable. Make like the people you hate and kill yourself, faggot.

>>723051016
she's ugly

>>723054721
tl;dr

>>723055308
We both know you did read it.

>>723054469
>she
That dude hide his face for a reason.
Yeah and: Holly shopped batman!

>>723055194
?

>>723056740
>Short hair
>Moles
She's fuckingg hideous

for me
its checkpik

>>723050561
They were literally the worst parts about it.

>CP
:DDD

>2077
wayyyy too old

>>723050419
and their twin brothers

There not being any sex added in Phantom liberty was a deal breaker

>>723052190
She's actually retarded but has a good heart.

You guys sided with Songbird, right?

>>723057000
Women aren't coomers enough to do this shit

>>723050119 (OP)
i wouldn't go that far, but i do pity people who's opinion of Cyberpunk is still rooted in the poor launch because they haven't given the current version a try. it's the first game to push this genre forward in a very real way since Morrowind.

>>723057163
For my street kid V, yes I did. It makes sense for my character. Also I couldn't see Johnny ever siding with Reed if he was in my V's position. Although I think if you side with Reed then kill Songbird it's the best outcome overall for Phantom Liberty.

>>723057163
I just had to

>>723057163
yeah. Reed was too much of a NUSA tinker tailor soldier spy and when he smoked the Cassel twins without giving me any head's up that i'd be an accomplice to their deaths, i decided i shouldn't trust him too much lest i end up like them.

>>723050119 (OP)
honestly i didnt expect to cry so much during the endings. i went in with really low expectations for the setting and story so i was legit blown away

>>723057163
Yes, cool as Reed is, he's a glowie at the end of the day.

>>723057223
Is it possible to get Trauma team insurance?
Is it possible to have delamain drive you to a destination?

>>723057635
>Reed was too much of a NUSA tinker tailor soldier spy
Facts. I like Reed but he is too much of a Fed. If you let Songbird live and hand her over to him, he just gives her to the FIA in what is honestly the worst ending in Phantom Liberty for everyone involved.

>>723052190
Dyke

>>723057163
No? Why would I?

>>723057897
In game? No to the first, yes to the second.

>>723057223
So like... I haven't played since pirating the launch. What's changed to make it worth it?

>>723057897
>Is it possible to have delamain drive you to a destination?
Yea but it's pretty bad

>>723057163
yeah. blowing reeds brains out and carrying her to the rocket, then watching the take off with johnny was so kino

>>723057223
> it's the first game to push this genre forward in a very real way
In what way? It's basically just Witcher 3 with guns, which itself was just generic Ubisoft open world but with decent writing.

>>723057635
>why did the professional killer kill the loose ends, I can't believe this!?

Did you really think they were going to let the professional criminals just go?

>>723058427
Some people are just retarded and horny.

>>723057897
>Is it possible to get Trauma team insurance?
no.
>Is it possible to have delamain drive you to a destination?
yes. they added that feature in the last update a month or two ago.

>>723050119 (OP)
This game is so unbelievably shit, goddamn. I'm finally playing it for the first time, and I can't believe this was put on some sort of pedestal. The writing is laughable, cartoony tripe. I love how the game tries to be super immersive, as the character models jerk and jitter, and the lifeless dead-eyed robot NPCs clip and get culled.

The gameplay is just Watch_Dogs, the world is lifeless with Ubisoft check marks.
>you can turn it off
No, this excuse is always utter cope. I shouldn't have to tinker with the innumerable settings, just because the devs had no faith in their own skills as game designers, and were too scared to present a clearly-defined experience with its own rules.

It tries to be deep and safe-edgy, with witless 'interactive' scenes that has the player pressing a button for V to continue the cutscene - QTE shit that was mocked 15 years ago.

Also, Johnny Silverhand is probably the worst character I've encountered in a videogame. If Keanu wanted me to strangle that faggot, then he's the best actor that ever lived.

But hey, it has le path tracing!

>>723058229
It's a bit too much to explain, but this video does a decent job briskly covering many of the ways in which it's just a noticeably more polished and finished game than it was at launch. the launch version was practically a Beta.
https://youtu.be/lZlUDnnjUr4?si=HZEZpH-CLTP0qHi4

>>723050119 (OP)
Real gamers love CP

>>723058405
why are you comparing Cyberpunk to a third-person adventure RPG with a named and defined protagonist?

>>723053515
>I was merely pretending
troons get the noose

>>723058702
Why are you so fixated on the most superficial possible details?

>>723058620
and please share with us, what is your favourite game?

>>723058126
Sucks about the first one, took them long enough for the second.

>>723050119 (OP)
ugly ass model of aurore. the one checkpik uses is way nicer

>>723058834
No.

>>723058841
Considering V's unique situation I don't think Trauma Team would be of much help.

>>723058907
exactly, enjoy being a miserable fagget who cant enjoy anything lol lmao

>>723058229
They moved all the useful skills into a perk tree so now leveling is even less meaningful, made clothes aesthetic only and just made cyberware have armor, added more level scaling to enemies and skill checks, and made it so now most trash weapons are automatically disassembled into components.

That's about it. Other than that it's mostly just bug fixes and some extra meme weapons or cars. While it's slightly better, and it's now just pretty buggy instead of insanely buggy, the game mostly just plays the same.

>>723050119 (OP)
Thankfully, I don't want to call myself a gamer.

>>723050119 (OP)
Yes I can. Stfu.

>>723058702
Because they share the menu layouts and UI design principles.
Because Vee isn't neither a blank canvas for you to paint anything you want like The Courier, Chosen One or Vault Dweller nor a predefined character with a interesting enough backstory like Geralt the witcher, ending a smug snarky mercenary motivated by greed and a vague desire to be remembered for something (being a mercenary).
after the heist I felt 0 investment and was looking for a button that hands the car keys to V's brain to johnny silverhand's engram which is infinitely more of a character than Veeee

>>723050119 (OP)
I played it for an hour and decided I was going to wait until they fixed all the bugs, and also until there was an affordable graphics card that could play it at max ray tracing settings. I'm still waiting

>>723058702
Because Cyberpunk is a first-person adventure RPG with a named and defined protagonist. I wouldn't say changing third to first person constitutes "push this genre forward in a very real way".

>>723059032
In a reality where you can swap your dick out as an outpatient procedure, only a homeless man would have a penis under 5 inches.

>>723058918
It would be cool if you could pay a set amount of eddies per day/month and instead of flatlining into reloading a save trauma team kills some of the goons you didn't and fix you up in a safe corner or drag you back to your apartment.
Moreso considering vee had a trauma team insurance plan for whole 3 minutes while working at arasaka.
The whole game is fucked and not an RPG.
it's more verbose borderlands

>>723050830
>Reed's problem
He's a literal glownigger patriot, a perfect zogbot.

>>723058918
Why did they even do that to begin with? So many open world games do retarded shit like this.

>you have a few weeks to live
>better spend the next 3 months doing busy work for the fixers and police, and race, and buy apartments, and get a cat

>>723058997
>and it's now just pretty buggy instead of insanely buggy
I played it on ps5 this summer. I can't remember a single bug, except that it crashed a couple of times in the first 7-10 hours or so. And I did every mission and cleaned the map of literally everything.

>>723058968
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>>723059032
>>723059163
In such a reality, a deranged fetishist would absolutely choose to have a micropenis.

>>723058784
They're not superficial details. Cyberpunk's contemporaries are Fallout 4/76, Starfield, Avowed, and The Outer Worlds. Predominantly or exclusively first person RPGs with character creation. The Witcher's contemporaries are like... Assassin's Creed Valhalla and Legend of Zelda Tears of the Kingdom. Predominately or exclusively third person adventure RPGs with designated and uncustomizable protagonists.

>>723059043
>Because they share the menu layouts and UI design principles.
that's like... every game now... lol

>>723050119 (OP)
the only major "cyberpunk genre" game i've played was deus ex human revolution
would sooner play shadowrun than 2077, there's just no appeal to it

>>723059574
>Witcher's contemporaries are like... Assassin's Creed Valhalla and Legend of Zelda Tears of the Kingdom
Oh, also Ghost of Tsushima/Yotei and Assassin's Creed: Shadows.

>Idris Elba tells me the game is fixed
>Decide to try it out
>Choose Corpo
>Spend 20 minutes designing Adam Jensen: Temu Edition
>Turns out I'm just a Streetkid in a suit
>Opening mission is alright, apart from the sheboon tutorial
>Jackie is more annoying than claptrap and never shuts the fuck up
>Titties
>Finally get through the prologue
>Inventory glitches out in V's apartment and I lose the guns I got from the first mission
>Fuck it
>Start to wander around NC
>Driving, Shooting, and even Walking all feel clunkier than shit like Far Cry 4 or Human Revolution
>Atmosphere of the world and NPCs have an uncanny feeling
>Decide to just do some side shit before progressing with the story
>Respond to a police request about an ongoing firefight with a gang or some shit
>Turn the corner and start blasting the baddies
>The cops turn on me for some reason
>Die
>
Never even bothered playing again. Feels like a half-baked concept from 2010. I can get over mediocre gameplay mechanics if a story really grabs me, but everything about 2077 in that first hour was really annoying, particularly the realization that the Lifepath means nothing and every introduction being uniquely shit. I wanted to RP as a Corpo, but instead I got Jesse Pinkman with less personality and enunciation than Fallout 4's player character.
I have less than zero knowledge of the source material, but from what I saw it seems like the game's Cyberpunk in aesthetic only, because the theme/atmosphere felt more like Borderlands. Felt like the vidya equivalent of that dumbass Birds of Prey movie.
I'd rather play a cyberpunk-themed Far Cry developed by Ubisoft than ever touch anything by CDPR ever again, especially after they blamed the fanbase for expecting features THEY advertised, then released a $30 DLC for what was and still is a broken, bugged out piece of shit.

>>723059662
Forgot to mention the whole "We announced it too soon" apology, which was immediately followed by an announcement of SIX Witcher titles, a Cyberpunk sequel, and a brand new IP, all being produced concurrently.
This company is on fire, and not in the good sense. I hope Embrace buys them and puts them in the shitter for good. Fuck GOG. Hitler should've razed these fags.

>>723050119 (OP)
what mods

>>723059032
I'm fully convinced that reddit is merely a parody of itself, and is nothing but bots posting to other bots.

>>723059764
don't forget the people who can derail any post into a complaint about trump

>>723050119 (OP)
>mirrors in CP.
Lmao, fake outside of cutscenes

>>723050419
hehe ok

I played it for an hour or two, and then uninstalled because it was shit. Am I still a gamer?

>>723059662
>I'd rather play a cyberpunk-themed Far Cry developed by Ubisoft
Absolutely fucking retarded
>>723060351
No. You better go back to your soullikes like the r*dditfag you are.

>>723060571
Posting like you're paid, buddy.

>>723060347
Sailor collars should be in vogue and fashionable everywhere instead of just Japan and weeaboo Frenchies.

>>723056925
Woah

>>723051379
Just open her cranium and insert another brain into her.

>>723050119 (OP)
Only faggots call themselves a gamer though.

>>723057223
But everything not related to the main story is generic and shallow.

>>723050119 (OP)
Hadn't planned on it. Witcher 3 had a good narrative but the gameplay was ASS and wasted so much of my time

I reckon the main draw of the game is to be an outlaw but I can't imagine any of that being fun when you can just shoot all of your problems until they are dead. A Cyberpunk rpg centred around sex, drugs and violence just doesn't sound fun since the main allure of sex and drugs is that they make you feel good - something you won't get through the screen and the violence is just pointless if I can click on people until they die while they're incapable of fighting back.

This is why I prefer older RPGs - like Fallout 1 and 2. You can't just get away with being violent or a cunt for no reason because there's consequences (you get shot to death)

>>723050119 (OP)
I hate the aesthetics

>>723053387
dude what the fuck is that picture, stop posting this shit, NOBODY wants to see this shit

The game is an open world action RPG - in more practical terms, this means that you will interface with the world mainly by first person combat, driving and speaking to NPCs. For a quick rundown, I'll go over each of those elements separately. Story sequences are where I spent most of my time over my several hours of playtime, either talking to NPCs through dialogue trees or through surprisingly long pseudocutscenes(brain dance anyone?), many of which will run around the one hour mark.The story and characters are surprisingly flat, and the dialogue lacks character. The first person combat is mostly optimized toward shooting, and al though there are robust skill systems backing melee and stealth, the basic mechanics do not interface well with those playstyles. Despite the game offering a variety of damage dealing and movement mechanics, these are only serviceable and the combat has the characteristic stilted quality that one expects to find in FPS/RPG hybrids. You are encouraged to "find your fun", but you'll be just as well served to play the game like a generic cover shooter. Driving is particularly mediocre and would not be out of place in a PS3 era GTA clone. Think "Just Cause" without the glider.
Outside of the main quest, which seems to consist mostly of the previously mentioned exposition sequences, the game features a large variety of side quests, although most are half baked or suffer from otherwise egregiously basic design, leading to frustration in basic navigation tasks.
The game is well optimized to the point that mid range machines can play the game very stably at high framerates with ray tracing and high graphical settings, provided DLSS and frame generation are enabled. Despite this, the game's presentation is not as impressive as advertised, primarily owing to uninspired art direction.

>>723050407
>I can't drive the car
I can drive one but it feels like you have to fine tune it to not slosh around everywhere. It sucks.

cp2077 insists upon itself