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Anonymous No.723063502 >>723063629 >>723063734 >>723063965 >>723064260 >>723064401 >>723065147 >>723065197 >>723065457 >>723065542 >>723065803 >>723066281 >>723066295 >>723066347 >>723066603 >>723066710 >>723067385 >>723070362 >>723070475 >>723070509
So uh... Are they fucking?
Anonymous No.723063536
you tell me
Anonymous No.723063629
>>723063502 (OP)
Obviously
Anonymous No.723063675 >>723066710
Well duh, They're in a Greek pantheon.
Anonymous No.723063692
imagine how the handjobs would feel
Anonymous No.723063734 >>723063827 >>723063930
>>723063502 (OP)
Considering the pantheon, one of them definitely turned into some sort of animal to copulate with the other. No I will not reveal which one and what animal.
Anonymous No.723063785
post more of the hottie
Anonymous No.723063827
>>723063734
Zeus....not this again
Anonymous No.723063905 >>723064042 >>723064159
They're siblings.
>greek gods
Oh uh, I guess that doesn't actually change anything.
Anonymous No.723063930
>>723063734
But one 'tis only imagine to simply know
Anonymous No.723063965
>>723063502 (OP)
>Are they fucking
they're fucking putrid in their design, sure
Anonymous No.723064042 >>723064159
>>723063905
I would not be surprised if globally, stories where the gods fuck each other with no regard to their familial relationship are more common than ones where they do not engage in godly incest.
Anonymous No.723064159
>>723063905
>>723064042
I mean if your sister looked like that...
Anonymous No.723064260
>>723063502 (OP)
yes, your mom lol
Anonymous No.723064401 >>723066575 >>723069460 >>723069475 >>723070595
>>723063502 (OP)
They're fucking.
Anonymous No.723065147 >>723065647 >>723065952 >>723066240 >>723066427
>>723063502 (OP)
They would. They should.
But if you ask any of the devs they'd say its "icky" or some retarded shit.
Anonymous No.723065180
Melinoe is for Nemean lion
Anonymous No.723065197
>>723063502 (OP)
they're greek gods, it's only a matter of time
Anonymous No.723065457
>>723063502 (OP)
Does Melinoe wear underwear
Anonymous No.723065542
>>723063502 (OP)
No?
Anonymous No.723065647
>>723065147
But making Hestia a fat nigger is brave and empowering
Anonymous No.723065803
>>723063502 (OP)
>greek gods
>blood relatives
of course they are fucking
Anonymous No.723065952
>>723065147
Icky incest in the Greek pantheon, heh
Anonymous No.723066240 >>723066328
>>723065147
Doesn't Mel have some line about how as Gods they do not need to adhere to the same standards as mortals? I think it was justification to cuck Moros but it sounds like a good enough reason for some incest
Though Zag could definitely do better than Melinoe
Anonymous No.723066281 >>723067449 >>723069526
>>723063502 (OP)
such a mess!
Anonymous No.723066295
>>723063502 (OP)
She is fucking him with a strap
Anonymous No.723066328 >>723066471
>>723066240
hades 1 says the same thing, how they're immortal and thanatos doesn't care if zagreus fucks someone else like mortals do
Anonymous No.723066347 >>723066393
>>723063502 (OP)
yes, but the devs will seething when people spam art of them soon
Anonymous No.723066393 >>723066554
>>723066347
least brazilian post on /v/ right now
Anonymous No.723066427 >>723067743
>>723065147
Isn't zag family of than?
Anonymous No.723066471
>>723066328
Thanatos says that but you can tell he'd feel sad if Zagreus cheated on him.
The males in this series are for pure romance.
Anonymous No.723066554
>>723066393
stating something that is basically already happening makes me Brazilian?
Anonymous No.723066575 >>723066714 >>723069609
>>723064401
>orange feet
Why? It looks retarded.
Anonymous No.723066603
>>723063502 (OP)
Of course not the West is incapable of making a female character that isn’t a militant dyke since at least 2015
Anonymous No.723066710
>>723063502 (OP)
>>723063675
zag can surely do better than these ugly dykes and hags
Anonymous No.723066714
>>723066575
homosexual spotted
Anonymous No.723067385
>>723063502 (OP)
>Greeks
cmon now.......
Anonymous No.723067449 >>723067795 >>723069526
>>723066281
>one of only two characters who shows attraction to Mel without being prompted with gifts
What did they mean by this?
Anonymous No.723067743
>>723066427
Not blood related, Thanatos is born of Nyx (Nyx reproduces asexually so all her children are fatherless, which explains a lot about their behaviors), which is only Zagreus' stepmom.
Anonymous No.723067795 >>723069526
>>723067449
>Look gals, a lady! Ladies never come to our shows.
She was slicking her pearl from the very beginning.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E4VT-_mEM_0
Anonymous No.723067842 >>723068179
I've got three people's affection to an arrow level. Do I just max them out without a thought, or is there a choice there? Don't remember how it went in 1. I don't want to fuck any of them.
Anonymous No.723068179
>>723067842
It's just a bar that goes up, don't worry about it. Might as well fill it up, think of it as a secondary cheevo.

>how it went in 1
It's basically the babby mode for LNs, you keep poking people to yap at them and eventually you'll be hit with a "do you consent to fucking X, Y/N?". There are no meaningful consequences for saying no, you just go back to being regular battle buddies.
Anonymous No.723068230 >>723068393 >>723068676 >>723068751 >>723068781 >>723070163
How is hades 2 compared to 1? Just the same game or some big changes?
Also, they made a fuss about switch 2 release. Why
Anonymous No.723068393
>>723068230
The combat is very different but the general flow of everything is the same

They probably made a big deal with the switch since Hades 1 was rather popular on switch 1and the direct was close to their planned launch date
Anonymous No.723068676
>>723068230
More content, less spark. I didn't even think how perfectly the parts of 1 fit together until I had 2 to compare. The story fails to pull on any of the interesting threads it lays down. The gameplay is good, I'm happily grinding away towards epilogue, but it strikes me as sanded down, less nutty or commanding, in both the boons and the encounters.
Anonymous No.723068715 >>723068905
I hate that they released early access, the discussion of the game got split over time instead of just having it happen together and the threads are terrible
I avoided early access till 1.0 came out and now the threads are dead, rip
Anonymous No.723068751 >>723068843
>>723068230
On the combat side, there’s less dodge spam, you get a magic resource, cast creates an area that denies movement to enemies and can be charged to cause damage, weapon attacks and specials can be charged for different effects, call gets a dedicated goddess and can become vastly more powerful, and aspects generally change how you use a weapon a lot more
Anonymous No.723068781 >>723068843 >>723068894 >>723069372
>>723068230
>How is hades 2 compared to 1?
I tried 1 the other day out of nostalgia, and I have to say: Even though it took YEARS of fine tuning, there are things about the gameplay in 2 that make the experience go more smoothly. I'm talking about the sprint option. Zagreus feels like such an unga bunga lummox when you need specific Hermes boons to go fast.

I still stand by the main criticisms of gameplay: Bosses are more damage sponge-y, every weapon except the Supay Flames and Charon Axe is chronically overtuned to be JUST unfun enough using them leaves you with a nagging feeling they're about 80% weaker than they should be, and the way boons are designed feels very pushy about you using casts/playing a certain dirty, cowardly way. Overall though I do think if you enjoyed the first one you'll enjoy the second in terms of the flow of gameplay. It's a longer difficulty hike to feeling like you've mastered it, but once you do it's satisfying to get one curse to proc another even without duos forcing interaction. Latter-stage bosses (especially on Vow of Rivals, the game's version of Extreme Measures) feel like goddamn Touhou matches. How you'll feel about that probably depends on your tolerance for how difficulty gameplay; there are a lot of valid complaints about the sheer unfairness of 8 discs covering most of the screen in one attack but I kinda relish that challenge after how complacent the base game made me.

The story is a flat downgrade. As I said in previous Hades threads, as a whole it reminds me of a Michael Bay remake of Hades (higher stakes, less compelling character interactions due to Meli being a singleminded bootlicker) and right at the end it drops every loose end it set up in the most underwhelming way possible.

>switch 2 release
Dunno, not giving Nintendo my money that easily.
Anonymous No.723068843
>>723068781
Thanks >>723068751
I am just spending some days home at my parents due to sickness so I wanted to play something with the only console I have with me
Anonymous No.723068894 >>723069058 >>723069372
>>723068781
>Bosses are more damage sponge-y, every weapon except the Supay Flames and Charon Axe is chronically overtuned to be JUST unfun enough using them leaves you with a nagging feeling they're about 80% weaker than they should be, and the way boons are designed feels very pushy about you using casts/playing a certain dirty, cowardly way.
Finally someone agrees with me. My biggest issues with hades were the bosses getting reused and not being interesting enough and the fact that almost all the weapons felt either meh or straight up unfun to use which you would've thought would be a priority for the devs.
Anonymous No.723068905 >>723068974
>>723068715
Threads were very active for the first few days after release. Don't worry, you missed nothing of value. 75% of the thread was just the majority of anons complaining about how woke the game is (and don't get me wrong it is, moreso than the first game, I'm just saying the writing was on the wall the moment the initial designs dropped) and 25% anons like me complaining about what a nothingburger the ending was. And also complaining about how the game heavily incentivises you to minmax then discussing how to minmax for it.
Anonymous No.723068974 >>723069118 >>723069201
>>723068905
how can you see hades 1 then complain that 2 is woke? the game opens with black athena
ofc 2 is going to be woke, why the fuck even try it if you hate that stuff?
Anonymous No.723069058
>>723068894
Shocked to hear this is controversial on /v/ (the home of being filtered by Silksong) since I remember in the earlier threads there was a general consensus Cerberus was way too chunky. As things are now, the literal years of fine tuning have made everything...less tedious on non-Rivals runs. But I swear they sneakily thicken the healthbars for Rivals last I checked, on top of all the other buffs the Guardians get.

As for the weapons thing, honestly I get the impression some Hades 2 players are just that addicted to their homing knife crits and/or proving they can clear everything with the jankiest weapons. Just like I am addicted to Supay flame spinning.
Anonymous No.723069118
>>723068974
There's
>the gods are a multiculti mishmash
And there's
>every god is now even more multiculti and every new one is black
Anonymous No.723069201
>>723068974
Yeah I dunno what to tell you, some anons seem genuinely shocked and confused that the studio which went "we do NOT condone incest for OUR Olympians...but uh, Hermes can be asian and Hestia is a cinnamon hag because the gods the Greeks worshipped don't necessarily come from their cultures!!" continues doing what it does when it doesn't impact their bottom line.

I will concede the designs are WORSE in Hades 2 (Athena looks and stands like she's a transsexual hood prostitute whereas her 1 design at least conveyed formality) but it's a very natural evolution of what they got away with in 1.
Anonymous No.723069372 >>723069615
>>723068894
>>723068781
Having played 1 and 2 in early access I have to say, Super Giant really likes nerfing shit until everything feels just a little bit weak at base
Anonymous No.723069460
>>723064401
melinoe is so fucking cute and anyone who thinks othterwise is a raging homosexual
Anonymous No.723069475 >>723070102 >>723070136
>>723064401
Now with less subtlety.
Anonymous No.723069526
>>723067795
>>723067449
>>723066281
>a-actually Jetty wrote it!
I love that based retard. Pity about all the eating people stuff.
Anonymous No.723069609
>>723066575
Their feet are literally on fire.
Anonymous No.723069615
>>723069372
Maybe it's a hidden mercy Pyre didn't get a sequel. Though more generally I blame the early access model giving the devs time to overthink everything.

Old Chaos Shield was fun. Nu-Chaos Shield is a wet fart.
Anonymous No.723069650 >>723070302
post-game spoiler
I just beat Zag in elysium for the first time. If you beat him again does he stick around? I'm pretty sure he has the last keepsake but I don't know if it's I talk to him there or another spot
Anonymous No.723069923 >>723070361
so i heard you can't visit house of hades and olympus after beating the game
what the fuck were they thinking?
Anonymous No.723070102
>>723069475
lol
Anonymous No.723070136
>>723069475
saved
Anonymous No.723070163
>>723068230
Way worse story/setting, way better combat and weapons. There are a ton of unlocks etc. that I could live without, but I don't hate it necessarily.
Anonymous No.723070302 >>723070527
>>723069650
Just beat him up again and he gives it.
Then again for max relationship.
Anonymous No.723070361
>>723069923
I have no clue what they meant by that
Anonymous No.723070362
>>723063502 (OP)
Have you never had a family or something
Anonymous No.723070475
>>723063502 (OP)
Greek God's and incest go together like peanut butter and jelly.

It's all inbreeding all the way down.
Anonymous No.723070509
>>723063502 (OP)
wincest was ok for roman and greek morality

so probably
Anonymous No.723070527
>>723070302
thanks
Anonymous No.723070595
>>723064401
>symbolism
meli does the pegging