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Anonymous No.723066549 [Report] >>723067000 >>723067138 >>723068472 >>723070634 >>723070670
>Me when a company keeps posting sales milestones on twitter
Anonymous No.723067000 [Report] >>723067123 >>723067387
>>723066549 (OP)
Me when I see the Fitgirl repack and don't want to spend the data.
Anonymous No.723067123 [Report]
>>723067000
do Ameriturds really?
Anonymous No.723067138 [Report] >>723067180 >>723067296 >>723070061 >>723070501
>>723066549 (OP)
that scene was fucking stupid
Anonymous No.723067147 [Report]
>me when an interesting thread turns out to be a stealth undertale thread
Anonymous No.723067180 [Report] >>723067331
>>723067138
Why was it stupid?
Anonymous No.723067296 [Report]
>>723067138
If it's any consolation, as a German I immediately went "that's not how you signal 3". They wrote an entire scene around a minor cultural quirk
Anonymous No.723067331 [Report] >>723067363 >>723067704 >>723067720 >>723067828 >>723067876 >>723067891 >>723067970 >>723069562 >>723070307 >>723070412 >>723070775 >>723072403 >>723072645
>>723067180
>that person did a gesture the wrong way
>that must be a spy we must kill them all
germans are autistic but not THAT autistic
Anonymous No.723067363 [Report]
>>723067331
The German above you seems to disagree. Do you know any Germans?
Anonymous No.723067387 [Report] >>723067423
>>723067000
>spend the data.
wut?
Anonymous No.723067423 [Report] >>723067784 >>723071619
>>723067387
I have a data cap, dood. You couldn't figure that out?
Anonymous No.723067704 [Report]
>>723067331
people all over the world count fingers differently and gesture to themselves differently.
asians point to their faces when referring to themselves but westerners tend to point to their chest. there are little things like this all over place.
the scene was a cool idea
Anonymous No.723067720 [Report]
>>723067331
if everyone you knew did one thing one way since school, and you never even seen that other thing in person then that action would fucking stand out, and since spies are a thing its well enough to trigger suspitions. The german didnt just put a bullet in his head, after that he put pressure and questioned him
Anonymous No.723067784 [Report] >>723067826
>>723067423
Like on a 5g card or are you seriously saying there are places that put data caps on land lines?
Anonymous No.723067826 [Report] >>723067935
>>723067784
I use my phone internet for my computer, and that's why there's a cap. It's really fast at least.
Anonymous No.723067828 [Report]
>>723067331
That's just what tipped the glass over. His accent and the fact that the German officer was a regular in the bar yet didn't know who the fuck these hotshots were is what set him off.
Anonymous No.723067876 [Report]
>>723067331
He actually ran several tests.
The name game they played right before that was basically 20 questions but he didn't explicitly state the rules. There was a maximum number of questions he was supposed to ask and after that, any German would know not to answer (Kruger didn't answer as she was playing a German, Fassbender did as he was a Brit)
The weird accent, the not knowing the question game, and the hand gesture were 2 points on a graph for SS guy.
Anonymous No.723067891 [Report]
>>723067331
He was already suspicious. Did you not watch the scene up to that point when he mentions recognizing the other two guy's local accents but not his? Everything up to then was suspicious but he had a convenient explanation every time. And then he makes the mistake.
Anonymous No.723067935 [Report] >>723068018
>>723067826
why tho?
Anonymous No.723067970 [Report] >>723070924
>>723067331
That was the world before globalization, nations were way more uniform in their behaviour, traditions, looks and customs.
Anonymous No.723068018 [Report] >>723068271
>>723067935
The home internet is shared, and it's always laggy. My phone internet is used by noone else - it's fast and stable. Perfect for gaming.
Anonymous No.723068271 [Report] >>723068347
>>723068018
So just download on the home line then and play on
Anonymous No.723068347 [Report] >>723069172
>>723068271
>So just download on the home line

You don't even know the speeds on my home line. I get 300mb/s on my phone internet, so I use it for everything. The home line is much worse, and it's used by half a dozen people.
Anonymous No.723068472 [Report]
>>723066549 (OP)
I don't get it, the companies are brits larping as nazis?
Anonymous No.723069172 [Report] >>723069313
>>723068347
>and it's used by half a dozen people.
nta, but you can just configure the router to reserve 50% bandwith for you. If you're the only tech savvy person in the house nobody will know.
Anonymous No.723069313 [Report]
>>723069172
>If you're the only tech savvy person in the house nobody will know.

But I'll know. Why do I deserve 50% while everyone else has to share 50%? I just paid for separate internet.
Anonymous No.723069562 [Report]
>>723067331
Are you really comfortable admitting you are too stupid for Inglorious Basterds? Sure, it's all in anonymity, but tomorrow you still have to look at your face in the mirror and realize, "Jesus, I really am fucking retarded."
Anonymous No.723070061 [Report]
>>723067138
That scene was actually good because you would never see another german counting like that, specially in that time and age, so when you see a man speaking perfect german but he counts like that there is something iffy about it.
Anonymous No.723070307 [Report]
>>723067331
nah you are just retarded
Anonymous No.723070412 [Report]
>>723067331
>any attention to detail at all is autism
You're just very stupid.
Anonymous No.723070501 [Report]
>>723067138
It was the straw that broke the camel's back. Fassbender's accent was (I guess intentionally) grating.
Anonymous No.723070634 [Report]
>>723066549 (OP)
>me noticing the patterns
Anonymous No.723070670 [Report]
>>723066549 (OP)
This but 4chang.
Anonymous No.723070775 [Report]
>>723067331
>germans are autistic but not THAT autistic
If only you knew
Anonymous No.723070924 [Report]
>>723067970
Globohomo and its consequences
Anonymous No.723070998 [Report] >>723071212 >>723072215 >>723072474
Basterds is the last decent Tarantino movie.
Anonymous No.723071212 [Report] >>723071624
>>723070998
C'mon- OUATIH was good, too.
Anonymous No.723071619 [Report] >>723071664
>>723067423
Just take it off your head?
Anonymous No.723071624 [Report]
>>723071212
His worst desu
Anonymous No.723071664 [Report]
>>723071619
kek
Anonymous No.723072215 [Report]
>>723070998
I like Hateful Eight, mostly due to Lannix's actor performance.
Anonymous No.723072394 [Report]
Murican goy obsessed with jew and germany(black)
Anonymous No.723072403 [Report]
>>723067331
imagine making Tarantula look like a smart person compared to you
Anonymous No.723072474 [Report]
>>723070998
Hollywood is his only good movie with original idea and an actual message with plot
Anonymous No.723072645 [Report]
>>723067331
was he wrong?