Thread 723075846

>Just ask her out bro, worst she could say is no

How do you reply without sounding mad?

>>723075846 (OP)
Well, maybe next year then.

>>723075846 (OP)
>Ew... No.
Brutal

>>723075980
>>723075846 (OP)
they are young women in their prime, they need a couple years to explore themselves before they settle down.

>>723075846 (OP)
based gigastacey haley

>>723075846 (OP)
how would you decline respectfully when a chud asks you out without offending him?

>>723076310
In Haley's defense she's just about one of the only girls who will dance with you in the first date unless you know how to bullshit your way through the game

>>723076660
"sorry i'm not gay bro"

>>723077881
why not?

>>723075846 (OP)
I'll just dance with JAS! instead.

>>723075846 (OP)
Just install mind control mod and turn them all into your own personal cum dump

>>723075846 (OP)
I literally only ever romanced Penny in that game
She is the best girl

>>723075846 (OP)
Why was Emily's response included here?

>>723075846 (OP)
Replace them all with lolis.

>>723078462
>used goods

>>723078281
i just love women, simple as

>>723079496
but women like men, isnt that kinda gay?

>>723078338
Jasfags don't want you to know she also rejects you if you don't have enough hearts with her.

>>723075846 (OP)
I have never asked out a woman my entire life for these reasons.

>>723075846 (OP)
I asked Maru and eventually married her.
Zero regrets.

the one time i asked a girl out she said she would think about it then returned to her friends and they giggled and laughed then one of her friend came up to me and said i wasnt tall enough for her. im 5'10 btw

>>723075846 (OP)
I wouldn't reply. I would ask what I did wrong and become a better man.

>>723079683
Counterpoint: Unlike the scheming hags, Jas explicitly waits for (You) as seen in the new even year festival layout.

>>723077386
so glad I grew up before smartphones...

>Ask Penny to dance
>she refuses
>fucking bitch
>spend roughly a year showering her with gifts
>finally win her heart
>marry her, dance with her at the next flower festival, impregnate her, have kids with her
>days before the third flower dance festival is to begin, finally execute my plan
>file for divorce
>send the stuck up cunt packing back to the fucking trailer park where she belongs
>turn our children into doves with the dark shrine
>Get to work on marrying Jas!

>>723075846 (OP)
>How do you reply without sounding mad?
I just give them a couple of readily available items a week and then they'll marry me before the year is over

>>723077386
They told him he had a chance right

>>723077386
What the fuck was he expecting would happen? What a retard.

>>723075846 (OP)
>Just ask her out bro, worst she could say is no
The worst they said was no. So what the fuck is your point?

>>723082585
High schoolers are stupid, go figure.

>>723075846 (OP)
>white girl with red hair
>shacked up with the only black dude in the town
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>723075846 (OP)
Is this how Clint feels...? Damn.,...

>>723075846 (OP)
They all said no? Last one is even very polite about it, a few of them you could call rude, but that's it

>>723082585
>>723082789
A group of the girl’s friends told the guy that she liked him and was hoping that he would ask her out, when in reality she had a bf.
That’s why he gets so mad at the group by the camera person.
>well why would he believe them?
Some people are more gullible than others I guess

I refuse to play this dogshit game because the devs chickened out on making Krobus an actual marriage candidate.

>>723082957
So then date Leah. She looks exactly the same.

>>723083254
lol fag

>>723083158
Yeah, and now he's learned a valuable lesson, not to bother. A lesson he should have learned in middle school like the rest of us.

>imagine talking/interacting with hot girls in my dream
>ask them out, still get rejected
>tfw even in my dreams i see myself get rejected by women
Am I fucked?

>>723084565
>Am I fucked?
No, you got rejected remember?

>>723075846 (OP)
360 and walk away

>>723084565
One time, I was having a sex dream, and my subconscious brain went, "Wait,this wouldn't happen," and I woke myself up. It's more over than you could imagine.

>>723075846 (OP)
Women are cunts

>>723075846 (OP)
>Emily and Abigail have the least hurtful responses
No wonder they are so loved

>>723075846 (OP)
Daily reminder Haley is the only achievable partner

>>723082957
>gifting her coal
Heh

>>723084565
If it makes you feel any better, some of the more established theories for dreams involve your dream playing virtual scenarios to either solidify your neural pathways for established scenarios (learning), replaying them to identify mistakes for future scenarios (more or less PTSD) or inventing completely new scenarios to see what happens and how your brain might react (anomalies, super powers, nightmares).

>tldr
Dreams are not there to give 8 hours of utopia in VR.

Why do people praise this garbage game anyway?

>>723088931
It is highest user score game on steam. Try it out.
Pirate it if you don't want to buy it.

>>723075846 (OP)
Don't know, because both of my dances I had I asked the girl I was most interested in and they went with it, then I got invited to others.

>>723089246
Fuck no

>>723075846 (OP)
>not minmaxing gifts and birthday multiplier with haley to hit 4 hearts on spring 23 and get a dance

>>723089832
This girl is a rapist.

>>723089832
It's honestly easier in real life kek.

>>723075846 (OP)
Wheres Maru

>>723084565
just troon out and try to get laid with beta leftist men

>>723090193
simping for a girl and showering her mindlessly with materialistic gifts and have her lose all respect for you works in real life?

>>723077386
>be a fat retard in middle school
>end up sitting with the girl in class for cause they ran out of space on the boy side
>due to being first boy a lot of girls actually interacted with a lot, some of them mistake it for romantic feeling
>one asked me out
>say lol no cause I was a middle school retard
>fast forward to high school
>friends told me that a girl in class was into me and I should asked her out
>pretend to never heard of that and wait for the her ask me out
>she never did
missed out on school romance cause I was no way fagging every girls coming near me

>>723075846 (OP)
Just keep trying, be unbothered and unphased by everything. You can't get good at anything without trying and failing a bunch of times, any skill has to be earned trough persistance and suffering.

>>723087452
what about the dreams where you see your dead friend again and everything is great except even in your dream some part of your brain knows they're still dead and it's all wrong

>>723091935
>become the creep of a village
great plan

>>723092260
No such thing. MC canonically wins by trying again and again with flirting and giving gifts, while grinding to make more money and his farm bigger.

>>723085959
>t. incel

>>723091935
please giff tip on how to let go and stop caring about things

>>723092108
I'm just a 3rd year med fag so not a fleshed out neurologist, but this sounds like the previously mentioned reality testing ("what if he is alive") that clashes with established memories ("I know he is dead").
Again, falls under the premise of your brain tricking you (or itself depending how you look at it) by giving you enough information to believe the former part while still believing the latter.

It has overlaps with schizophrenia. Here the people are awake but have a hard difficulty separating reality and internally generated input, such as hallucinations, voices or beliefs.
I think it's a very interesting topic but unfortunately my classes didn't dive deeper into this.

>>723093992
schizophrenia still doesn't have a proven cause. the whole network of the brain is different and they may be interfacing with the noosphere

>>723094134
You might be onto something.

>>723093992
>It has overlaps with schizophrenia.
ahh, fuck. thanks anyway though.

>>723075846 (OP)
I grab my shotgun calmly.

>>723075846 (OP)
>implying I bothered to ask anyone out to some gay dance
Bitch Im trying to maximize crop yields and explore caves, bring your stank ass around next year or something when I might actually have time to humor you

>>723092108
This happens to me constantly. I figure some events are just so traumatic and personally affecting that even in your dreams you know that person is gone.

>>723094776
As in: Your brain doing it at night is perfectly fine while it shouldn't happen when you're fully awake.
Don't read too much into it.

>>723079581
Women do not like men. There is no way in hell.

>>723094873
I wonder if it's some kinda mental thing where people get PTSD but their brain forces it down during their waking hours so they never (or almost never) have the kind of "war guy goes nuts when popcorn is made" waking-hour effects but it keeps coming up when they're asleep since for some reason they can't work through it or it scars so deep there's no chance of it.

>>723083158
I honestly dont understand what the fuck is wrong with "people" that they think its ok to do that. Like thats fucking cruel. And then you fucking film it and mock him further. What did he ever do to deserve this? Why do they feel the need to emotionally demolish some poor kid? I have never, not even once in my life, thought about doing this to someone unprovoked. Some douchebag faggot that deserves it? Sure. But never some random dude that probably has low self esteem as it is and is just trying to get by.
>>723083795
Some people like to see the good in humanity. And he likely hadnt been bothering at all in middle school due to low self esteem anyway. Dont be like that, unless youre asexual, we all had that moment of hope where maybe the cute girl liked you. Its not right to be cruel like that, period. This sort of behaviour leads up to the kid shooting up the fucking place and then everyone acts like it was out of left field

>>723084952
Kek you cheeky cunt

>>723093241
Imagine losing one by one the things you have, the ones that affects you the most are the ones you really care about, the others are decoration.

>>723095472
Obviously his self-esteem wasn't appropriately low enough because he not only bothered to ask her, but did so fucking publicly.

>>723095472
>I have never, not even once in my life, thought about doing this to someone unprovoked.
unfortunately, you're a very, very small minority of humans

>>723095472
Kids are cruel Jack...

>>723076354
I've been exploring myself for 20 years, someone else is exploring them.

>>723076747
Only cause her birthday is before the dance

>>723076747
>>723076609
>>723075846 (OP)
Remember you can date Halley giving her foils and one sunflower in her Birthday.

>>723087452
The other day, I dreamt that actor William H. Macy was my dad and he and I ran an illegal tapir farm out of my childhood home's backyard. Obviously my brain is planning for when I run a tapir farm and actor William H. Macy is so impressed by entrepreneurial spirit that he adopts me.

>>723095472
>What did he ever do to deserve this? Why do they feel the need to emotionally demolish some poor kid?
I think those girls did him a favor. If he actually thought he had a chance, then maybe reality needed to give his inflated sense of self-esteem a nice curbstomp.

>>723095837
well, she also likes the springtime flowers a lot, so that helps too

Look, another thread where autists act mindbroken because the entire town doesn't drop to its knees to suck off the player who arrived merely 2 weeks ago and the women don't choose him over the men they knew for a long time instantly
Lol
Also getting Haley to like you fast is ez.
>>723088931
Because we actually played it. Difficult concept, I know.

>>723077386
why does she look like an office mom?

I think that a man should never be bothered by rejection, because that would imply that our egos / self esteem revolve around women
And that type of thinking is inherently unmanly / pathetic.
You shouldn't give a fuck if a woman thinks you are unattractive.

>>723077386
Sometimes you have to learn the hard way how cruel women actually are.

>>723092108
Repression I think. At least for me. Every year for the past 3 years, when I get closer to early october, I get moody and forlorn and I dont understand why. Then I realize that Im getting close to mom's death date. Like I know its coming intellectually, but its amazing how much it unconsciously effects you even when you arent thinking about it.

The dreams of my mom also always ramp up around those times. Couple of times I wake up out of it because I realize that she is dead and that I must be dreaming. Sometimes Im able to somehow rationalize that she got revived somehow but I also know that it could fail at any time and is probably a temporary borrowed life, and that I need to spend as much time with her right now as I can. And other times, I dont notice anything is wrong and Im just having an argument with her over something fucking stupid and frivolous and I wake up and I fucking hate myself for spending one of the only times I get to see a phantom memory of my Mom on fucking arguing over stupid fucking bullshit.

The only time I ever was truly lucid for any amount of time was a little after she died. We were just talking and laughing over some stupid thing. And then it hit me that she was dead and that this couldnt be real. And I said, "this is a dream, isnt it?". She got a sad look on her face and said "Yea, it is." Like she was apologizing or something. And then I woke up with tears in my eyes. It haunts me to this day, because it felt so fucking real in that moment. I wish I could have said more to her.

>>723096432
we truly live in a society.

>>723095742
>>723095989
NTA but if you have low self esteem and then someone shows you interest, or some people are insisting that there is interest but she is shy, your first instinct as a young, inexperienced kid is usually to latch on to it. Because you know it might be your only chance. You can only really avoid it if it doesnt happen to you and youre able to see it happen to others first. Especially if you think that most people are ok. "Why would they lie to me about this?" and all of that. Its pretty easy to trick yourself if you have zero experience.

>>723096432
>just dont have emotions bro, just turn off your feelings and be ok with the fact that you will probably live alone and miserably wage slave in an increasingly dystopian hellscape for the next 60 years of your life
Stoicism has its virtues, but come on dude. 99.9% of human motivation boils down to some form of validation.

>>723096556
>It haunts me to this day, because it felt so fucking real in that moment.
I know the feeling, man. Had a similar loss and all the shit after, the dream-rationalization that never works and all that. In mine, it was "I know this is a dream, but I want it to last longer," and the reply was, "I know," and the arms around me in the dream felt so goddamn real that I could still feel it for full seconds after waking up. For me, the worst one is years later when you have dreams with that person in them and they're acting completely wrong, and you KNOW they are, but you can't make your brain stop it and you end up wondering if it's your memories going bad or if you just hadn't noticed something in life or what. It's been almost ten years for me and it still sucks, but it does get a little easier. That doesn't mean it sucks less.

>>723095472
>Some douchebag faggot that deserves it? Sure
But in their minds he does deserve it for being a fucking weirdo. Normal kids make fun of loser kids, that's just what they're like.

>>723097086
having emotions is fine but reject the desire for female validation
it doesnt help you in any way

>>723096861
People with appropriate levels of self-esteem would immediately clock it as bullshit. "Oh, that popular mean girl who's totally outgoing is too shy to let you know she likes you, tee-hee." Fucking absurd. People who reminisce about that girl who "omg guys, I totally missed all the signals until it was too late!" are in the exact same fucking boat. When you're unlikable and you know it, you're perfectly fucking aware of it at all times.

This has nothing to do with videogames.
If you want to bitch about your boring failed normalfag "problems", use Discord. This is pathetic.

>>723097809
I have a problem i like big boobs

>>723097086
And why do you place so much value on women's judgement anyways? You shouldnt be bothered if you don't meet their arbitrary standards.

>>723097809
You clicked on this thread knowing what you would find inside, the OP pretty much spelled it out for you. If you were unable to expect this then you might want to start considering the idea that you might be retarded.

>>723097116
>For me, the worst one is years later when you have dreams with that person in them and they're acting completely wrong, and you KNOW they are, but you can't make your brain stop it and you end up wondering if it's your memories going bad or if you just hadn't noticed something in life or what.
This has happened to me once or twice and it fucks with me. One of them had her talking about just giving away a family cat (didnt recognize it as any of our cats, brain rationalized that we got a new one) because it shit on the floor or something. My mom would never, ever do something like that. She loved animals and she was always furious when people would just give their older animals away because they were losing bladder control or whatever. I remember being like "Mom what the fuck, are you joking?", and the wrongness and anger woke me up. And I sat there questioning it for days, wondering if I had somehow repressed some memory. But theres no way. Thats wasnt Mom. Im not particularly religious, but it felt fucking demonic almost.
>spoiler
Yea. Its odd. Ill be fine most days now. But then every now and then, something just hits me. Stupid things too. My Mom was a good cook but she sucked at making gravy. It was almost a running gag after awhile. And at one point, I was sitting there eating some sloppy trash from a fast food place that had gravy. And it just hit me. I was never going to be able to ever have my mom's shitty homemade gravy ever again. I dont even like gravy that much. But in that moment, it fucking broke me.

Thanks anon, for the encouragement. Im sorry for your loss as well.

>>723097483
>>723098050
Yes, but that takes time to learn. You dont automatically have this mentality. Its learned. So dont be too harsh on a kid that didnt know any better.

>>723076310
How do you even recover from that?

>>723097329
>Normal kids make fun of loser kids, that's just what they're like.
I think that the biggest black pill for me was realizing that as fucked as 4chinz is, that the people here ultimately give more of a shit and seem to have a better sense of morality than most of the normalfags you see in social media sphere. I suppose that its selection bias to a point, not all normalfags post a bunch on social media. But it really does feel like the den of weird faggots and autistic schizos are also the most actually human and caring people, and that normalfags are the actual sociopaths.

>>723091810
Fake and gay in addition to being ESL nonsense. I give your post a 2/10.

>>723091810
a girl from another class asked me to prom and i was so surprised i told her to fuck off, she cried so much i got grilled by the principal

surprisingly i don't have nightmares about it yet i fuss over other minor fuckups nobody but me remembers

>>723077386
Poor kid. Atleast he tried i guess.

>>723098254
If you are talking about the kid in the video, then yes i agree
I was talking in a general sense.

>>723098336
"Huh? Get out of the way, Im not talking to you."
Then go do it to some girl standing behind her. Doesnt matter if the girl behind her is fugly or you get rejected again or whatever. It puts the cunt in her place immediately.

>>723078625
oof

>>723098618
Yea, the video. Guess I should have clarified, my bad.

>>723098463
That's genuinely how it's been for all of history, recorded and pre-recorded. Go back a few hundred years and the weird faggots and autistic schizos are the ones driven inside writing philosophy, poems, and carving waifus while the normalfags go to public executions in the same way someone today might go to a baseball game.

>>723092260
>>723092342
It's fairly realistic if you consider the player as some average dude. The girls all have their male friend equivalent they've known for a long period of time and youre some dude who just showed up after inheriting an abandoned farmland. You're a nobody. You have to make a bunch of money, develop the farm, and buy them gifts. Women are superficial.

>>723083254
Based

>>723098626
What if she replies the exact same way?

>>723098336
just remind yourself that you ego doesn't revolve around women
Then say, ok whatever
And then move on.

>>723098895
just say
"Huh? Get out of the way, I'm not talking to you" again
fake it til you make it

>>723095472
why would you expect anything else
humans are chimps
if it weren't for the guardrails put into place by society they would have ripped his limbs off and eaten him afterwards for good measure

>>723098130
>Im not particularly religious, but it felt fucking demonic almost.
Yeah, that's a good way of putting it. I wasn't raised religious at all despite both parents being in deep, they respected me enough to let me make my own choices, but stuff like that really does feel that way sometimes. Something else trying to slip through wearing the face of someone familiar, and it's easier to accept that it's that than that it's our own brains making shit up in ways we know full well they shouldn't.
>Stupid things too.
It's always the things like that that do it. Their face, their voice, all that? You've got memories and today more than ever there's photos you've probably got. A running joke or a common habit that only two people had and now one of them is left with no one who 'gets it' and won't ever again? That's the shit that kills you.
thanks, anon. same. we're all gonna make it

>>723098336
make sure the first one in the magazine is for her

>>723075846 (OP)
I wouldn't be caught playing a knockoff farming game like Stardew Valley.

>>723095472
That kid looked like an autistic asshole. He fucking deserved it.

>>723098770
except emily, who has no one since clint is perma-friendzoned, she's a few years older than the other bachelorettes iirc, and latches onto Big Dick Farmboy pretty much right off once you start showing up in her dream/astral projection/whatever the hell it was, fucking junimo magic how does it work

>>723077386
Is she the teacher? Why she looks so much older than him?

>>723099478
estrogen in the water supply

>Finally got a gf at 30
>Still can't believe my luck
End of greentext.
Nobody in this thread will believe me if I elaborate.

>>723078625
It looks like he touched her from behind. Regardless of his unkempt hair, stained shirt, and likely intolerable personal hygiene, that was probably what made her instantly go to disgust.

>>723099267
Emily dances with Shane at the flower dance. She's the "i can fix him" girl that female fans relate to.

>>723091810
>be unremarkable looking nerd that couldnt get ride of his fucking cheek acne
>have already accepted nobody would want to be with me
>its freeing in a way. I just treat everyone the exact same.
>become friends with nerd kids
>decent amount of them are girls, they can tell Im not even trying to get in their pants so Im probably none-threatening or whatever
>skip to prom
>we were all going to go as a group but some retarded drama happened so everyone started breaking off into smaller groups
>dont like drama, was probably just going to say fuck it and skip, maybe go to one of their after parties to play vidya
>cute chinese girl that I was friends with comes up and is like "Hey Anon, just the person I wanted to see. Since plans fell through with [friend group], you want to go with me? Im in a different group, we have a party bus, blah blah"
>Sure, sounds good
>ended up on the asian girl bus, just me and like two other guys. Most of the girls just "took each other" along because people wanted to go to prom
>makes sense, kinda like me and chinese girl
>have a decent time. Get some weird looks since I rolled off the asian girl bus, lol. Make a fool of myself a little since I dont know how to dance
>towards the end of prom, say Im gonna go to some after parties because other friends are still being dramaish and I wanted to make the rounds. Say goodbye and proceed to hope in one of the other friend's party bus to go to their place
>ten years later, one of my friends reveals to me that the chinese girl was super into me and that everyone was surprised that I was showing up to their after parties
>but nobody said anything
>start remember about the times she was taking me around with her group of asian girl friends a little after prom. Was bored because shopping didnt interest me, but whatever. She kept inviting me to places, but there were always other girls around so I thought nothing of it.
>my fucking face when Im autistic and never noticed the signs

>>723075846 (OP)
>only kind girls are abigail leah and emily
if only emily was as cute as penny

>>723099648
Hey it's me, how ya doin

>>723099648
Do it anyway.

>>723099648
what's her mileage

>>723099878
i completely forgot shane exists

>>723098336
At that point you have no other choice but to whip out your cock.

>>723075846 (OP)
Who is best girl(not including the kid).

>>723099924
Are you actually autistic though or just memeing? If she was into you, it would have been obvious, little touches, looking at you, asking you to go do things ALONE and not with all her friends? Obvious shit...

You're a good guy for not making assumptions and sticking to boundaries, mate.

>>723099648
This was me except I was 25 and jumped into marriage with that girl but now I regret it. My wife is perfect on paper and I dont hate her or women in general but too late I realized we really werent compatible and now Im stuck with her because I care about her enough to not cheat on her or to break her heart by leaving her but at the same time I dont love her enough to be happy with her and she really just bores and annoys me.

Its like hell if hell was mild and the devil is cute and makes more money than you

>>723100118
That's alright, no one remembers that Maru dances with Harvey (the doctor)

>>723077386
>>723095472
I feel so horrible for the younger generation. We got to make our shitty mistakes and they were only vaguely remembered by the people that were there at the time. It was still devastating when you think you spilled your spaghetti (even if others didn't think it nearly as bad as you did), but everyone kind of moved on. Now, they have to deal with this shit where every fuckup they make is perpetually online; nobody can grow up that way safely. Having a "permanent record" that people can look at out of context or someone just wants to fuck you over etc. Social media is a blight, but what's worse is people (and worse, entities like corporations and other businesses) going along with pretending shit that happened online happens in the same "world" as meatspace. There are so many intersecting problems but fuck, no wonder why it seems like anyone younger than 80s born Millennials are completely fucked up in general (yes there are a few exceptions).

>>723100637
>Now, they have to deal with this shit where every fuckup they make is perpetually online
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i8CdEWbt8mo

>>723099648
How did you do it?

>>723100175
Emily, of course!

>>723079628
reddit humor

>>723100637
ban phones from school at the least.

>>723100181
>Are you actually autistic though or just memeing?
Im ADHD which is diet autism in a way, but nothing too severe. It really was just being certain that nobody was going to be interested in a nerdy white kid with persistent acne on their cheeks that openly liked nerd hobbies like vidya and anime (it was the mid 00s so it was only just becoming mildly acceptable if you liked shit like Halo and stuff). And that certainty was freeing, like I said. It sort of translated into a pseudo confidence, but without being a cocky fag about it. I just treated every girl the same as every guy since I knew I had no shot. No bullshit, no simping, no trying to fuck. I guess that entices girls since Ive always been able to make friends with them pretty easy. It certainly isnt from looks lol, Im like a 4/10 maybe.
>If she was into you, it would have been obvious, little touches, looking at you
A few times, looking back, I remember her playing with her hair. Thats it though. I probably just wasnt paying attention.
>asking you to go do things ALONE and not with all her friends
Thats the thing, there was always other people. I dont know if she was trying to use them as support or what. Only time we hung out alone, we were talking about what manga we red and walking around a park. Actually, now that I think about it, she did always immediately read anything I recommended... fuck.
>You're a good guy for not making assumptions and sticking to boundaries, mate.
Eh, I guess. Mainly just didnt see the point in even trying, as it wouldnt work out regardless. I just liked having friends. I didnt have many until about middle school when I kind of developed the mentality. Thanks though.

>>723099993
>>723100030
>>723100314
>met her when I got back to school to finish my engineering degree
>she's 22
>very cute and smart, much smarter than me, she got her masters degree a few months ago
>from a large trad cath family, 4 brothers and 2 sisters all of them are very nice people
>met her parents, both of them are okay with me not being religious
>Both of us never had a partner before
>huge weeb (that's a plus for me)
>We've been together for over a year now and I plan to ask her in marriage in a few months
It's like I someone edited my luck stat to the max, I didn't believe girls like this still existed

>>723080227
>im 5'10 btw

>>723101023
if real get off 4cuck and impregnate her rn

>>723100976
This. It really is that simple. Kids would still probably find ways to sneak phones into schools but they wouldn't be openly recording every little thing atleast.

>>723101023
>>We've been together for over a year now and I plan to ask her in marriage in a few months
slow down there buddy don't go too fast or you'll be >>723100314

>>723095821
>unprovoked
Teens can take any feature of your appearance or manners as provocation to humiliate them.
I've overheard groups of teenage girls (that didn't know I sat behind a screen well within earshot) call up another girl and do the most horrible empathy-empty humiliation ritual, riddled with swears and the most insulting stuff imaginable like "your parents don't even like you at all either, kill yourself already before they do you ugly fat retarded pig bitch! We are going to fucking cut you up at the bus tomorrow" for 5 minutes. Empty threats but you can tell they delight sitting out of reach and/or in groups to make someone's life a living hell for the slightest "provocation".

Sadly seems like a fairly common occurrence before growing up to only talk behind people's backs.

>>723101023
if this is real you need to get her pregnant the second you graduate you lucky bastard

>>723080227
Man, manlets have it rough. No wonder the little guys are always angry and on edge. Thank god my genetics didn't fuck me in the height department at the very least.

>>723100976
That won't really help, the kids will of course still manage to use them anytime that's not during class, sneak them out etc. Its not just the phones but its what people DO with them and the whole social media thing primarily. Its not just the phones but the intersection of the online and offline sphere and two decades of normalizing social media bullshit.

>>723075846 (OP)
Is dancing good for you

>>723101297
>get caught bringing one on school grounds
>get suspended
it's that easy.

>>723075846 (OP)
Okay rape you next week

>have literal cute Christian childhood friend girl
>she doesn’t have any similar interests beyond both of us being mega autists who have very little going on in life
>she always talks about how I’m the only guy she feels comfortable around and how she needs a husband
>we hang out every week and it’s always fun and chill
>dont want to be with her because she wants 4 kids and I don’t want any
I’d be a shit parent, and I hate kids anyway. I value my freedom so much that having even 1 kid would feel like my soul being removed.

Wasn't Robin going to be an eligible love interest?
I get the feeling Ape has a thing for redheads because there's 4 of them in the game and they all look like bombshells. Even the ones who aren't distinctly redheads and are brunettes with reddish hair look great.

>>723101549
>aromasameface

>>723101485
>dont want to be with her because she wants 4 kids and I don’t want any
wow you should really kill yourself and give me her number if real itoddler.

>>723100637
>There are so many intersecting problems but fuck, no wonder why it seems like anyone younger than 80s born Millennials are completely fucked up in general (yes there are a few exceptions).
Yes. Im 1991 and the older I get, the more grateful I am for when I grew up. I just barely dodged social media shit. Facebook was going public when I was in senior year of high school I think. I didnt have a smartphone until college. And thankfully I was on the internet before it got gigantic so I remember how it was mostly an apolitical hobbiest/enthusiast place. I ended up on 4chan early (2004), but in retrospect, it could have been way fucking worse for me. Despite being a weird faggot, I feel downright normal compared to a lot of normalfaggot shit I see any more. I stay off of social media almost entirely, its far worse poison than even permanently lurking here, and I mean that with complete sincerity.

>>723101485
>have literal cute Christian childhood friend girl
Oh, that's been my mistake this whole time. I've only been going after the "figuratively cute" ones.

>>723101597
Nevermind, 5 if you count this portrait-less semen demon. Look at this slut. She's practically asking for it.
I don't see the problem with same face if everyone looks good. Better than ugly samefacing

>>723101601
No I don’t think I will

>>723087069
Because he’s Santa Claus and she’s been a bad girl?

>>723101307
You can't kill a dancing man.

>>723101696
Have you never heard of nu-fun? It’s the same concept

>>723091810
Kek same
I no way fagged like 6 girls god im a retard

>>723101549
ape's thing is both redheads and girl sweat

>>723101730
NTA but sameface is only ever an issue if its ugly as you said, or you dont have other ways to distinguish between characters. Anime gets away with a lot of sameface because characters have vastly different hair/eye colors and mannerisms. So yea, I think its fine in this game.

Most women are cruel, shallow creatures.

So many of my friends who were so much more interesting people than me with incredible hobbies and skills could not get a gf while I always did easily just because I won the genetic lottery despite being boring and a degenerate.
I ended up marrying a fat ugly girl just because she was at least an interesting person to talk to and I legitimately enjoyed her company, even though she grew out of her ugliness and lost weight. I can't fathom how people can tolerate completely vapid whores just because they are pretty or hot.

>>723098463
That's because weirdos know the pain themselves, forced empathy.

>>723101420
Will never work, every parent will lose their shit because if the kid has a mobile device these days its because they want to be able to get in contact with them. Its one thing to say
>No use during class or else it gets held until the end of class
its another to suspend kids for stupid shit like that much less all the issues about kids not being able to call for rides, go to places after school etc. The first time there's some
>Some really bad shit happened and it never would have if X would have had their phone and called Y after Z practice or when they needed a ride home etc.
This all happened in the past. When I was in middle and high school, having a pager or cell phone was basically forbidden because it was assumed that you were a drug dealer (this was the DARE years after all), and the reason that shit softened years before social media was the convenience of parents being able to get in contact with their kids and vice versa was too important to give up as they became cheaper and more available. and that was LONG before the normalization of post-iPhone mobile faggotry and social media.

>>723080634
>Jas now waits for (you)
>Vincent also specifically says he wants to be a fairy king
Based Ape

>>723083254
Good you gay furry faggot

>>723100118
I just looked, you could have cut the total marriageable candidates down to like 8, and nothing would change. I actually forgot the doctor's name, and i don't even know what Eliot's job is. Maru is Demetrius' kid, and boring, and Leah is a shitty romance plus an art girl.

Do all fucking boards have depression stories and pseudo therapy off-topic threads?
Last I went to /ck/ they fucking had it too. Only /g/ has people telling them to fuck off with that shit on the regular.

>>723101485
On one hand, good for you for being self aware. On the other hand, as someone with a 1 year old, it does change you. I know its cliche, but your brain does legitimately make you want to give up your time to them, because its rewarding in its own right. At least for me anyway. It helps make me less jaded too. I see so much fucked shit in the world and then I see my kid being amazed and giggling at peanuts I put in a ziplock bag for them to play with. I cant wait to show them shit as they grow older.

But maybe its just me. If youre certain youd be a shit parent, then dont.

>>723102189
Elliotts job is living in a hut on the beach writing poetry.

>>723102205
oh no, does /g/ not have enough space for stable diffusion generals, india threads, and phone console wars?

>>723101307
It's exercise. But too much of it isn't good either. A bunch of people danced themselves to death in medieval times.

>>723102356
I’m just incredibly lazy. I’ve never really grown up and outside of work I just go home and either lay in my bed or play vidya.
And like I said, I hate kids. I hate the noises they make I hate the idea of picking up after them and cleaning their shit and listening to them cry. It makes me genuinely angry when I hear a baby crying. If I had to guess it’s because I’ve never forgiven myself for being a problem child to my own parents

>>723077386
He never had a chance but that's a valuable lesson.

>>723100852
Unfortunately I have no advice to give because I am sure I wouldn't ever be able to replicate it
I suppose I spent a lot of time with her but without actually seeking her out specifically
>At the time I had completely gave up on women and told my parents to look for my chad brother if they ever wanted grandkids
>Enrolled into multiple clubs because why not
>She also was part of those clubs
>We started talking because of that
>Fast forward a year of us frequently spending time together almost every week-ends, i realise that this is what having a gf must look like
>Ask her out
>She says no, I'm not even mad because I was so proud of myself for managing to actually ask her
>A week later, she asks me if we'll still hanging out next week-end
>Sure why not
>She tells me that she said no because she was scared of being with someone but she is interested in me and would like to give it a try
>we were both blushing messes and only kissed on the cheek that evening

>>723099020
kek

>>723102205
66% of american men aged 18-25 were single vs 33% of women in that one pew survey a few years ago, the volume of such threads will only get worse

>>723096556
>And I said, "this is a dream, isnt it?". She got a sad look on her face and said "Yea, it is." Like she was apologizing or something. And then I woke up with tears in my eyes. It haunts me to this day, because it felt so fucking real in that moment. I wish I could have said more to her.
Theres something to that. She was trying to let you know she'd always be there, even if you cant see her

>>723100976
>>723101128
My county already did this. It's working pretty well.

Jesus christ, guys.
Why does every thread have to be either depressing, shit flinging, horny or disgusting?

>>723095472
>>723100637
>he doesn't know
kek

>>723102543
Why they do that

>>723100637
>born 1994
>final year of highschool in 2012
>everyone got an iphone over christmas
>do something silly after smoking pot for the first and only time
>someone immediately pulls out phone and records me
>get them to delete it after being confrontational
>always on edge whenever I was around that group
I feel like I caught the last chopper out of Vietnam. Iphones really changed how people interacted with each other in my final year of highschool.

>>723102456
He doesn't write poetry, he writes pulpy sci-fi novels. That's the joke.

>>723076310
I mean, I had the worst. I offered a girl a drink, and she said - No, you look like a guy who would put drugs in that drink.
What kind of response is that? After that, I don't offer anything to females. Schizo fucks.

>>723102504
>>723102745
Off-topic depression posting with a thinly veiled excuse of an OP for people actively avoiding sane human interactions is an obnoxious sight when congregated where it doesn't belong.
There ARE boards here for this shit. Just as anonymous but actually on fucking TOPIC.

VIDEO
GAMES

ngl I thought elliot was secretly an elf with his appearance and the way he acts

You want to know what's depressing?

That Ape DENIES me fucking and marrying the hot moms and instead forcing me to marry their cringe daughters

>>723075846 (OP)
D-don't you worry. By this time next year all of them will be begging for my cock!

>>723103108
No one knows. There are only theories for why they did that. But it was a recorded historical event in 1518.

>>723103270
yeah try going to /r9k/ and talking about something other than "today I found out my negative carthal tilt means I'll have to settle for a sub-4 f*male, god I hate women" or /soc/ for anything other than ugly wife posting and tell me how it goes, chief

>>723103250
Maybe she was just joking around and your autistic ass took it personally?

>>723102594
>I’m just incredibly lazy. I’ve never really grown up and outside of work I just go home and either lay in my bed or play vidya.
Same.
>And like I said, I hate kids. I hate the noises they make I hate the idea of picking up after them and cleaning their shit and listening to them cry. It makes me genuinely angry when I hear a baby crying.
Some of that changes, but yea, at the very least it sounds like you arent ready for kids, if ever.
>If I had to guess it’s because I’ve never forgiven myself for being a problem child to my own parents
And thats the actual reason why I say to not have kids. Or at least not yet. Not because you dont know how to raise them, or you think you wouldnt be good. Most people arent until theyre in that situation.
But you have some baggage and you need to square that away. You need to forgive yourself and learn to accept that kids do stupid bullshit and then we all realize how much of a fucking retard we were as we age. Its normal. Maybe you were really bad, I dont know. But your parents almost certainly still love you, and dont regret it. They would probably do it again if they got the chance to do it over. You sound young to me. Realize that parenting is mostly LARPing as being more responsible and mature and put together than you actually are. Again, I dont know your situation, but I think you'd be surprised to see how similar you are to your parents when they unwind and get out of "parent mode". Im 35 and was a "late bloomer" (bit of a fuck up). I didnt start realizing how similar I was to my parents until about 4ish years ago. Like my Dad is literally just me but 32 years older and really into music/trains. I didnt realize that both my parents still regularly smoked weed until a few years ago, they hid it from me that well. They werent high all the time while raising me, but looking back, my mom's quirkier moments may or may not have had a little help, so to speak.

Have kids or dont, but forgive yourself dude.

>>723101549
>f*male artist
>same face every time
>only draws whiteboys
fuck off. stop posting this shit

>>723103128
>graduate 2010
>people had phones but they were shit
>had to bring dedicated cameras if you wanted to take any pictures or video

>>723103604
Sounds like a sign to fuck off with your mental issues from this site in its entirety then.
Pouring your heart out to a majority of bots isn't doing anyone any favors.

>>723103871
Is this a bot?

>>723103982
and go where, o high anon? have you considered threads of this type exist specifically because of anons who have posted on a given board for long enough that they feel comfortable there and know enough about posting habits and conversational memes that they might consider the other anons their friends and so 'getting serious' is okay once in a while when they aren't discussing their shared hobbies?
>inb4 hurr anons arent ur friends durrrr

>>723099648
hey kuro

>>723103925
It was better that way, legitimately. Just like how the internet was a million times better when you had to jump on to a desktop after school/work, rather than having 24/7 access at any place in the world. It used to feel like a cool alternate dimension to explore, now its mundane and shitty and the same as real life except somehow worse because you get to see the dystopian bullshit happen in real time and the crazy retards get constant platforms.

is there a village rapist mod ?

>>723104243
yeah its in hindi though

>>723103925
>beat up skate shoes
>round tables
>4:3 digicams
>thick blonde girls with what would in the future become the 'karen cut'
>stacking things on top of each other was the height of humor
>mini Gatorade bottles, mini Gatorade bottles everywhere
Why am I feeling old for shit that happened after the year 2000? This isn't right.

>>723104285
you mean Moldovan

>>723104230
that's because the nerds were the only ones who went online
now that the normies are all online it sucks

>>723104230
When's the last time you saw someone use "going on the internet" as a verb?

>>723104369
heh yeh

>>723103982
As opposed to what? Legitimately.
>therapy
Expensive, takes many sessions to get anything out of it
>friends
normalfags dont handle actual problems well and will literally avoid you over it if you bring it up more than once or twice. Other friends I dont want to over burden with my problems because they have enough shit on their plate as is. They would listen and stuff, but theyre going through it too. So I pace it out.
>parents
One is dead, the other Im trying to let live out their retirement with mostly happiness because they deserve it. Also their mental faculties are starting to slip a little, probably mostly from long term chemo side effects but still. Theyre doing fine, but they arent as sharp as they were before.
>random social media
I trust random anons more then any social media, legitimately.

The fact of the matter is that despite our incredible gains in technology and quality of life, mental health is at an unbelievable low. Because we are not equipped to handle 24/7 negative news about the worse shit humanity has to offer. The only actual solution is to take a break off the internet and such for long period, but unless you go full hermit, its very easy to get bombarded with shit anyway because everyone is addicted to the internet and will tell you all about it. We all know this, but nobody wants to actually do anything about it. No, saying "go to therapy" is not anyone doing something about it. It is pawning it off on a vague solution that most people outside of boomers cant even afford.

>>723075846 (OP)
Heh, Emily ended up being my wife and Haley is my least favourite of the bachelorettes.
>but le character development!
Don't care

>>723104384
Yes. It fucking blows. But more over, its the corporate bullshit that they bring along with them. I would be fine if I could ignore it, but everywhere you go is trying to enforce the normalfag paradigm.
>>723104440
Man, dont do that to me.

>>723080634
faster

>>723104440
>we can never post the "Haha, time for 4chan!" macro anymore
>because for the underage who now make up the majority of the userbase, literally any time can be time for 4chan

Alright, no bullshit, just get straight to the point and answer this.
In the position of a mid 20’s-30’s male who only goes to work and doesn’t have much of a social life or friends, where do you meet women, or join a social group where you can regularly meet new women?
Despite many here being in a similar situation, no one has been able to give a concrete answer to this. Why?

>>723105472
>Despite many here being in a similar situation, no one has been able to give a concrete answer to this. Why?
Because there is none.

/v/ is much better when we're talking about women and not vidya

>>723105472
Nigga you can't know where the right one will be. I met my wife at a wedding. Other people meet each other at bars, church, college, sports, online. You gotta try a bunch of shit if you're determined.

>>723105472
You "force" yourself into social gatherings of friends-of-friends by asking about these occurrences until they feel obligated to ask if you'd like to come. Initiate every friday at work with "what are you doing in the weekend?" to pull out these things into the air at work.
Then you just run a numbers game checking out different social circles for all their prospective women you'd potentially fancy.

Basically you have to work for it instead of waiting for it to happen.

Personally I go to a now-friend, previous friend of friends, hosting parties and new years at his place. Different people tend to show up every year so I work off that.

>>723105472
Oh man. It's a good thing you posted here, but you'll have to act fast, because you don't have a lot of time. What you're going to need to do is head over to your nearest grocer or other closely related fooderie, and buy a ten pound bag of baby carrots, and a large bottle of olive oil. Thoroughly saturate the entire bag of baby carrots with the olive oil; don't be afraid to basically dump the entire bottle in there. You'll probably want to find or buy a very large container for that part. After that, find yourself a large mirror or sufficiently reflective surface, and very carefully insert each baby carrot into your rectal cavity one by one. The olive oil will help lubricate the carrots upon entry. Now, you could obviously buy a bottle of lube, but I feel that the olive oil raises fewer questions when it comes to potentially nosy cashiers. Once you have as many baby carrots in your butt as your butt can handle, you can smugly walk the streets of your local town, fully content in the knowledge that your butt is filled to the brim with baby carrots. It'll just be your naughty little secret. The best part is, at the end of the day, when sitting over the toilet, you can fire them out of your butt one at a time, like a nerf gun.

>>723101023
>met her when I got back to school
Rip. I spent 7 years in college and didn't even make a friend, let alone get a gf.
Happy for you though

>>723105965
It's stupid how boards dedicated to X thing is worst to discuss X in. Resulting in OP's thinly veiled to discuss X but quickly turns into Y very deliberately.
Then a mod can come and delete the whole damn thing out of the blue. So you have to rely on luck to get a good thread going.
It's very tiring.

>>723105472
Its fucking easy to get a gf. Just use any site or app that lets you talk to girls and send 1000 messages boom badda bing youve got one.

Whats impossible to get once youre older are friends. Sure its easy to convince someone to do something one time with you like a single videogame match but someone you can just message out of the blue "hey lets go see or do such and such" without them either ignoring you or making up a bs excuse to say no, now thats hard. At least once youre 30+, that too is easy when youre a teen in school with no responsibilities

>>723096009
>"spoiled" stuck up stacy
>her favorite gifts are flowers and fruit

>>723100637
This is why we need right to be Right to be forgotten laws,
>But the streisand effect!
Then you get free reign to sue everyone for it and press charges too.

>>723076310
That's literally the exact answer I got the firs time I asked a girl out.

>>723103642
nah whores dont joke around and this is a literal victim fantasy they day dream about b ecause it empowers their self worth, some faggot willing to go to jail for 30 years for their ugly ass

>>723103380
Imagine seeing that happen. It had to have been eerie as hell.

>>723102652
>>She says no, I'm not even mad because I was so proud of myself for managing to actually ask her
Lmao she "settled" with you and she will carry that feeling with her for all eternity.
99% chance she'll cheat on you bro.
Prepare for it

>>723095472
>I honestly dont understand what the fuck is wrong with "people" that they think its ok to do that
Former school bully here. I didn't think it was okay. I just didn't care. It's fun, that's all there is to it.

>>723106380
>just go on a dating app and talk to a 1000+ girls, its easy af bro

>>723105472
Sports or some physical activity. Also filters most of the lazy hambeasts right away

I'm proposing to my gay BF on Halloween

>>723106067
Leddit humor

>>723107067
Did you pay for premium? If not, you're sent to the worst queue.

>>723106380
t. Indian exchange student

If your sexual needs disappeared, would you still want a gf? Asking for real. Me? No. I don't want to deal with that again. Maybe life would improve if I shot my cock off.

>>723107012
>just didn't care.
Female mindset

>>723107104
Proposing for what? Marriage is the bond between a woman and a man. There can't ever be a gay marriage.

>>723107354
If I'm to believe people here they want a GF for more than humpy-shooty. Otherwise there are prostitutes for that which are cheaper in the long run and don't require round-about convincing to spread their legs and pretend it's a good time.

>>723107354
Stop being a pussy

>>723107472
Christian churches marry gays since some time now anon.
No religion is ever unchanging with the times.

>>723106359
We just need a /b/ without all the porn and gore. Then 4chan would be saved

>>723107587
That's not Christian. That's heresy

>>723107067
Youre delusional if you think that sensationalist bullshit is statistically likely to happen to any given person.

When you send a million messages yourself then we can talk.

>>723107309
They wouldnt do it if it never worked.

>>723107354
>If your sexual needs disappeared, would you still want a gf?
For what?
Obviously no.

>>723107620
Not anymore. Officially sanctioned by the pope and the Vatican.
You think christians from over a thousand years ago wouldn't think of any of your activities as heresy today anon?

>>723107587
Depends on the church, if they're far right evangelicals, like those that control the US courts, they would absolutely not marry gays and they're already working to roll back not only the right for gays to marry, but also inter racial marriage.

>>723107354
I don't even really care about sex. I just want someone I can hug and kiss and hold hands with and play vidya with and giggle at my shitty jokes

>>723100971
reddit website

>>723107756
All fundamentalists are "working on" rolling back this and that.
It's not going great and those that live in a place where they can't marry just temporarily go where they are able to.
It's better to have labelled gays than hidden gays if you ask me.

>>723107354
God doesn't want us to isolate ourselves like that, its challenging having a gf, but life is about the challenges we can overcome, maybe right now you're not up to it and then out of of nowhere it happens and maybe works out, but it takes effort. My boomer dad needs me at home, and im not dating in my 30s while I live with a parent so for me its not a good time, and maybe there will never be a good time for me and yet somehow it just ends up happening
It is just so much easier to isolate and not deal with bs 24/7

>>723107354
yes. actual sex kinda scares me. what i want is companionship

>>723096550
Cruel for not going out with you just because you asked?

>>723107962
Same here, bro.
Just give me companionship.I can drop the sex.

>>723107354
You can still love someone even if you have no sex drive

>>723107354
I miss the uncertainty of every goodbye with her possibly being the last. I miss having her being upset and catty with me, while I tried to figure out if it was my fault or if there was anything I could do to fix things. Truly the best days of my life.

>>723075846 (OP)
>>723076310
And yet, she becomes the most supportive and nice one.

>>723107737
>Not anymore. Officially sanctioned by the pope and the Vatican.
I literally do not care about the pope. And if what you say is true, Catholics are KEKED lmao

>>723091810
>be undiagnosed "gifted" autist in middle school
>unconsciously minimize my existence at every turn
>no friends, no group, no nothing
>only get interaction when i unsurprisingly get a good grade or someone wants to ride my smarts to success
>when recess comes i'm literally furniture
>just sit down on the ground and stare at nothing until the bell rings
>behave like this for years
>only escape bullying because the last time it happened in the school someone got stabbed and i guess the kids valued my smarts
>one day during my daily rituals some people come bug me
>inform me a friend of theirs has a crush on me and i should respond or something along those lines
>i lack the social brain development to respond and i also don't believe it
>awkwardly null the conversation and get them to leave me alone because i don't want to and don't know how to deal with it
>next year
>same shit comes up again
>see the girl this time, actually kind of cute
>but i have literally never spoken to this person
>how is this happening
>begrudgingly reject because i still don't really know how to respond, also had a bad case of oneitis for this one girl in class who was regularly nice to me
sometimes i wonder if that was my one god given chance at love and i blew it because i'm retarded

>>723105185
>the entire Top Gear segment of "I went on the internet today, and I found this" couldn't even exist now

>>723080634
>install Jas mod
>romance Haley instead
CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES

>>723108408
It's not true, he's just shitposting.

>>723107354
i've never experienced real love, all the relationships ive been in were very shallow and borderline abusive toward me, I've been pretty much completely turned off of wanting to be intimate with anyone ever again

if i want sex, i'll just call up an escort but even then my libido/romance meters are very low capacity

>>723108438
>also had a bad case of oneitis for this one girl in class who was regularly nice to me
nah you were just so unused to conversation you fell for any girl who talked to you. there's a Whomp comic about this

>>723107756
>they would absolutely not marry gays and they're already working to roll back not only the right for gays to marry, but also inter racial marriage.
Christian marriage should be between man and woman. End of story. IMO there can be some official "partnership" between homos, trannies and attack helicopters. Call it whatever you want. The official state sponsored benefit for this partnership could be up for debate.
Just don't call it marriage.

This thing about going to talk to her only works if you're attractive, or at least if she finds you attractive for some reason.

I sometimes wish i had a gf who was into my same interests and stuff but.... i feel like if i did get one i would regret it immediately, as would most other anons here

>>723108181
Women can literally ONLY bond with you if you fuck the shit out of them.

>>723103128
>>723103925
I graduated in 05; Phones were just like mobile payphone booths and the internet was weird and wild. I miss it dearly.

>>723108736
Same here. Good times.

>>723108494
>"No, the Pope is not "okay" with gay marriage in the traditional sense, as the Catholic Church still defines marriage as exclusively between a man and a woman. However, Pope Francis has approved a significant shift in policy, allowing priests to perform blessings for same-sex couples under specific conditions, though these blessings are not to be confused with a marriage ceremony."

From "heresy" to "uh it's okay to bless them in the face of god but as long as it's not an official marriage ceremony..".
This shit is eroding fast. I give it to 2050 max before gays can officially get married even among majority Catholics.

>>723105472
You use dating apps like everyone else
>but i get no matches!
Then you're dying alone, simple as that. Focus on other stuff instead

>>723108551
>>i've never experienced real love
nobody has

>>723108646
based

>>723075846 (OP)
SDV is actually a pretty good representation of what women are really like in that they will generally reject unfamiliar men right away out of instinct. Women just have a very strong safety instinct (much stronger than men) so yeah the trick to getting women to like is really just spend more time around them so they start to see you as "safe". I think much of the time they aren't even really aware that this happens themselves.

>>723107675
>Youre delusional if you think that sensationalist bullshit is statistically likely to happen to any given person.
>When you send a million messages yourself then we can talk.
NTA but YOU are fucking delusional if you think dating apps are a good way to go. All data has shown is that its mostly men, and the women there have pick of the litter. See a cute girl with similar interests and try to send her a message? You are the 347th of the day. Yes, I know its 7:16 AM. The number didnt change. Now ask yourself, how likely is it for this women to go through the other 346 messages at the top of her queue to even get to you? Not very. This is literally every woman on the app aside from legitimately hideous people that have 4 kids and want you to betabux for them. Thats also assuming that they arent bots or just trying to get you to support their only fans.
But you'll keep persisting, right? Just keep spending that money, Im sure youll find one... oh look, here's one! And she happens to not be any of those things! You did it!
Until you realize that an attractive woman that doesnt have a huge queue on said apps almost certainly something terribly wrong with them. Otherwise, they would be off with the other literal thousands of suitors before you. Hope you like hysterics and possible rape accusations!

Wake the fuck up and look at the actual statistics instead of giving some vague "bee urself :^)" useless ass advise. Oh, and before you default to the typical "incel" comment, I am married. But I have seen countless friends go through this shit, and after helping them and getting LITERALLY NOWHERE with me and my wife and my wife's girlfriends trying to spruce up their profile and all that, the obvious conclusion is that no, the commoditization of human relations has not been a good thing and the odds are severely stacked against you if you happen to have a penis.

>>723108095
The one he asked is cruel for laughing in his face instead of politely saying no.
The others are cruel for recording the whole thing and putting it on tik tok where it got 300k likes to publicly shame him

>>723107920
But they are finding massive success in America, like the rollback on abortion rights and the creation of a two tier system that only favors them.
Assuming trump's next self coup will be successful given he's already priming the public to military occupations of American cities since the law no longer matters, the evangelicals are going to go all out in getting everything they want, I.E. getting a total reversal where gay marriage we be made illegal and the end of the establishment clause.

>>723108575
It's still marriage, if you want to say it's not a 'catholic marriage' go for it, but it's still marriage, otherwise you're trying some 'separate by equal' mumbo jumbo people attempted with civil unions.

>Can't get GF, that's fine, most are here
>Can't even pay a prostitute to cum inside something warm because my country hunts sex-buyers harder than mass murderers despite living in a small-medium sized city (newspapers monthly report police scoping out men coming and going into massage saloons they suspect offer happy endings)
>If I go abroad alone to where it's legal (I never have) everyone will know it was to fuck whores and I'll be mentally tortured by family, extended family, work colleagues and friends intensely forever while also officially labelled the biggest loser possible (oh and woman abuser)
It's all about whether my hand should keep stroking a dick or a trigger at this point.

>>723109452
It's not just a numbers game, these apps specifically send you to the losers queue where the hot girls won't even see you unless you pay up, even if you are Chad adjacent. You don't even get to be the 347th of the day, you are just straight up invisible. Shit is genuinely evil.

>>723107382
Eh, some people deserve to get bullied. Back when I was living in Oxford sober living me and a couple guys bullied the shit out of a couple guys who deserved it
>one piece of shit faggot who had a serious attitude problem kept going around acting like he was in charge demanding all sorts of retarded shit like fining people if they've got goat heads stuck to the bottom of their shoes
>also tried using his position as comptroller to pick up women (faggot would tell chicks he shakes people in the house down if they don't pay their rent)
>me and some other dudes got fed up with his shit
>scattered a shit ton of goat heads around his bed while he was asleep
>one dude went out to a sex shop, got a male blowup doll, and laid it next to the dude while he was sleeping
>shit would probably have gotten us kicked out but nobody liked the guy and he popped dirty on a UA a few days later anyway so we ended up kicking him out
>another dude refused to shower and fucking stunk because he would regularly go dumpster diving
>put him on a hygene contract saying we'd kick him out if he didn't shower in the next 2 days
>one day later he still wouldn't shower and we were all sick of how bad he smelled
>bunch of us decided to give him a little incentive to get in the shower
>dude was taking a nap on the couch half naked, we grabbed sharpies and started drawing dicks, swastikas, and dick swastikas on him and wrote "my drug of choice is cock" on his chest
>faggot was furious when he woke up.
>Still refused to shower and instead just tried to wipe it off with spit and a paper towel
>ended up kicking him out because even after all that he still refused to take a shower

>>723077386
>>723078625
Notice both of these guys are cold approaching someone in public who they probably have no connection with instead of doing it more lowkey way with a girl they know where a rejection would be less brutal, they're also both chubby and below average looking, women are disgusted by men with high fat percentage. It's brutal, but genuinely how do you expect this to go right? The kid on top has glasses, is chubby, looks shorter than the girl, and autistically tries to ask her for a date with a weird ass sign. The guy beneath is drunk as fuck, has shit on his shirt, looks unkempt and smelly, and approaches the girl touching her from behind. Like you fags will take no responsibility, read some fucking social cues jfc, getting girls is really not that hard, most women want dick, no one enjoys being single no matter how much they larp, and no getting mythical chad dick doesn't happen, no girl is having one night stands every night and being satisfied by that, that's like 0.5% of population and those bitches are so fucked in the head you wouldn't wanna date them in the first place.

>>723109313
Just don't be ugly

>>723075846 (OP)
Cuck fetish

>>723082957
>coal
kek

>>723108574
yeah that's kind of what i was insinuating
she was nice but also she didn't care about me at all and i majorly burned myself "pursuing" her

>>723109690
>If I go abroad alone to where it's legal (I never have) everyone will know it was to fuck whores and I'll be mentally tortured by family
You just need a better fake reason instead of just going out there to a different country, and if they say you're fucking whores just tell them you're too busy doing the original fake reason.

>he didn't give haley a fucking SUNFLOWER, EVER IN THE FIRST WEEK
You deserve it for being so selfish. She isn't disgusted by your low lifestyle or humble demeanor, she's disgusted by your lack of awareness and perception. You are blind to other people and expect every reward from them with no effort.

>be me
>23
>never had a gf
>never had any luck irl
>try apps
>no matches for months
>finally get a match
>talk for a week
>finally decide to meet up on a friday
>nervous as fuck all week
>Friday night
>I wore cologne
>we started making out
>she took off my pants
>I turned on the TV
>that's about the time she walked away from me
>nobody likes you when you're 23 and more amused by TV shows
>mfw
>mfw I have no face
you just lost The Game

>>723110003
>even after all that he still refused to take a shower
you would think he was indian or something, christ

>>723105472
>only goes to work and doesn’t have much of a social life or friends
You don't, but those problem are fixable, so start with those.

>>723107354
Seconding what >>723107820 said. Sex would be cool and all but if that's all I wanted I'd just get a hooker. I just want somebody do dumb shit with and all that. Like a best friend, but a girl. I think they even have a word for that.

>>723087452
>dream about my ex often
>always happy to see her and be with her
>in 90% of them she acts somewhat uncaring and like she doesn't truly love me, mirroring our irl relationship
that one always hurts

>>723109313
>Women just have a very strong safety instinct (much stronger than men)
lol

>>723110095
Women are disgusting my men with high fat/low muscle, if you're built like a bear women will throw themselves at you.

>>723108646
what personality mod is this

>>723113173
/r9k/mode

>>723108551
>I've been pretty much completely turned off of wanting to be intimate with anyone ever again
I had the same thing happen with me over my life. I had once a gf that I met over the internet. I was happy because my dating life was total ass so it was my first time with everything when I was with her. We met up and it was a good time. But she lived in an other country so she broke up with me. After few months I suggested if we can't meet up together again as we both were free. I wanted to make up for her not being available for so long. She was angry at me the whole time and mean. She was a complete asshole towards me. For two days straight everything I did was wrong. She couldn't enjoy any thing we did together. I was calm, I asked her what she wants. I tried multiple things. Nothing changed though. She was still mad at me. Then at the end of the day she wanted to have sex with me. She held me with her legs and started dry humping me in bed. I just started at her and told her I'm not interested. The rest of the days she was even more mad at me. Since that moment I lost most of my will to have it. I just don't care anymore. I have found self respect for myself. I will have it once I'm with someone who is nice and will treat me like a person.

>>723113483
what's that

Let's face facts, if you're on modern 4chan, (post election tourist take over where everyone now works to make everyone else miserable) and aren't a normalfag, (have friends or in a relationship), you might as well give up trying to even find a GF and focus just on making yourself happy.
It's a fools errand and will only make yourself more miserable wasting resources on a lost cause.

>>723114039
Trying to be happy without companionship is a fools errand.
We're hyper-social animals

>>723082957
>making your character bald
jfc not having hair really is a personality trait isnt it. no wonder women don't talk to you.

>>723114159
You can find other outlets for that 'sociability' without needing to waste your life and being miserable trying to seek out friends or companionship.
Any internet chatroom where you can talk about basic stuff is enough. Just don't get personal.

>short and ugly
>but decently fit so feel like i can have the one standard of not wanting a fat girl (nevermind the fact that i'm obviously just not attracted to them in the first place)
ayup. life is hell and i will die alone

>>723114039
I am married and have a 1 year old though

>>723114707
Congrats, you're a normalfag.

>>723114747
>if you donr have a gf youre a normalfag
>the second you do, you are a normalfag so the post doesnt apply to you
Then what is the point of your post? Also no, I just found an autist with a vagina

>>723114906
Congrats, you passed the bot test.
You're still a normalfag though.

>>723114906
You arent*

>>723115078
If you say so
I really just lucked out because she specifically is into turbo nerds, i wasnt even trying to get with anyone because I was sure I was going to never get anywhere with anyone

>>723113561
>I had once a gf that I met over the internet.
genuinely how tf does this happen lol

>>723098463
LMAO cope harder. 98% of "people" here are complete losers in every single way. Going "le actually all losers like me on the 4chans are DA GOOD ONES unlike da psycho normies!" is hilarious, and sad. Majority of you are terrible humans. Psychos, unironic pedophiles, insufferable, nothing better to do then outrage all day, future rapists/molesters, future murderers and mass-shooters, etcetera. Absolutely none of you are good people, nor even people, really. All your problems and behavior are entirely your own fault, but you blame it on others because your mentally-ill and pathetic.

>>723095472
Because "people" are evil animals that will kick you while you're down
God forbid you physically retaliate THOUGH then YOU are the evil animal, you monster!
The good thing is all this shit has come back to bite them in the ass and now soiciety is falling apart
Nobody socializes or makes friends anymore

>>723116261
NTA, but no shit, we wouldn't be here if we weren't total fuck ups, that includes you too.

>>723115958
Pure luck kinda. I started posting my art on Instagram in like 2022 because I wanted some feedback. And somehow through a friend of a friend I stumbled on her art. I thought it looked cool (I thought she was a dude then as she didn't use her real name and her picture was just a drawing), so I asked her if she wants to draw together with me on the internet. Then after time and lots of conversation further, I realized slowly she was a girl. Funny enough, she thought I was a girl cause I have really slender hands and they were visible when I was photographing stuff.

Kinda a shame it didn't work out though. I really think I loved her. She just couldn't ever be satisfied with anything. Now that I think about it, it's understandable. We are quite different people. To me love is about being a good person and taking care of someone. Not about being "exciting" and "compatible". She wanted me to be romantic and emotional. But I'm from a culture where the man is more just a caretaker and that's what I feel comfortable with.

Oh well, you can't always have it your ways. I'm wishing anyone reading this good times

>>723116261
Anon says, as he lashes out like a hostile cunt in a thread thats largely civil

>>723114039
I have one friend. Does he make me a normalfag.

>>723116261
Wow. He really got under your skin with that one, huh? Whats the matter faggot, mad that your failed normalfaggot ass got indirectly referenced as being a sociopath?

>>723108736
it was great. Used to have to drive uptown to rent anime to watch with my friends. World felt smaller and less crazy.

>>723095835
>"And I'm very in touch with the intrusive voices!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=23oZbJNSd0s

>>723116261
sybau nigga

>>723116261
Ive been here since 2004. Im married and have a kid. I remember the internet before social media. I have seen what normalfaggots do and what they find entertaining.

Hes 100% right. You dont like it because Anons are crass and open about things. But I would rather have an anon here to watch my back any fucking day over one of you fucking normalfag snakes. I atleast know what Im getting into with Anons.

>>723116261
>Majority of you are terrible humans. Psychos, unironic pedophiles, insufferable, nothing better to do then outrage all day, future rapists/molesters, future murderers and mass-shooters, etcetera. Absolutely none of you are good people, nor even people, really. All your problems and behavior are entirely your own fault, but you blame it on others because your mentally-ill and pathetic.
....So then why are you here?

>>723116974
One drop rule,

>>723116261
You good bro?

>>723091810
>>723099924
Same boat i rejected 3 girls throughout my highschool days cause i don't know how to talk to them so i just walk past them like nothing happend im such a retard

>>723117281
>I have seen what normalfaggots do and what they find entertaining.
not related to normalfag cruelty, but on the topic of humor, as bad as some schizos are over here, I can still find entertainment regularly
normalfag humor is so fucking boring. all the funny stuff my friends send me from instagram, twitter, etc is just recycled content from here and reddit
I can't fucking stand how much of an echo chamber reddit is. they'll silence and ban you over the pettiest things. the worst that can happen over here is someone calling me a niggerfaggot

>>723115320
Same anon. I spent my entire life trying to accomplish whatever retarded as fuck goal I had and really didn't think about girls unless they were half dressed. Never had as much trouble as my friends who went out of their way because women could smell the desperation on them.

>>723116261
normal thread talking about random shit
>anon decides to piss and shit all over himself in a giant fit because "people aren't good"

No shit anon you should have figured this out by gradeschool.

>>723117281
yea yea you think you do until they message you nonstop threatening suicide on steam while sending you their cum jars.

>>723118554
>normalfag humor is so fucking boring. all the funny stuff my friends send me from instagram, twitter, etc is just recycled content from here and reddit
This is the big thing. And its simple. Normalfags are just boring. Thats it. Thats all there is to it. They are boring. They dont contribute anything entertaining. They are the ones repeating the same washed up meme format in youtube comments that are endless regurgitation of shit that someone actually somewhat clever came up with once upon a time. They'll shit their pants over it, but its fucking true. I have seen people sit around and condemn 4chan and all that shit, then in the same breath rattle off shit that came from here about who based they are or how people are huffing copium, etc etc.

The reason why the internet has gone to shit, and the reason why 4chan is not at its former glory, are because normalfaggots contribute nothing, regurgitate everything, and then condemn the very people they leech from. $chan was and still partially is fun because you get genuinely interesting faggots on here that just fucking think differently and do weird shit. I would much rather giggle at a thread of some mathematician autist anons debating about how many lizards you could fit inside a woman's uterus than listen to some normalfaggot drone on about how theyre gonna go drink/smoke on the weekend and then make out with/fuck someone. Am I into lizard vagina stuffing? No, but fuck me if it isnt entertaining.

>>723119558
The worse Anon can do is kill himself and give you cum jars.
The worse a normalfaggot will do is betray you the instant the herd mentality shifts and cheer on your subsequent life ruination and possibly death. All while raping your childhood entertainment too.

>>723119876
>listen to some normalfaggot drone on about how theyre gonna go drink/smoke on the weekend and then make out with/fuck someone.

This shit gets nothing but worse in your 30s. I'm so fucking sick of talking about fantasy football and their next "home project". I once saw a normalfag who I suspected was undercover when he made a Leroy Jenkins joke and then had to explain where it came from with horror in his eyes as every normalfag just stared at him like he was infected with some disease. I fucking hate having to pretend to get along with these people.

>>723104925
Based. Why suffer through her shitty sister's character development when Emily's perfect from the start?

>>723120248
Its funny because the same normalfaggots that were shitting on vidya in the past wont shut the fuck up about their fantasy teams. Why I pointed out that what they were doing is essentially equivalent to draft pokemon battles, they spent the next 30 minutes trying to cope on how its all totally different.
>I fucking hate having to pretend to get along with these people.
Ive gotten numb to it IRL because I managed to finally work from home and can have limited contact with them now. But the fact that I have to share space with them on the internet and in my fucking hobbies gets irritating.

>>723119876
it's insane how boring people are. they watch 10 seconds of a 15 second tiktok and then skip to the next one even if a very clear punchline is being set up

>>723110003
jesus christ this post is european

>>723096556
Jesus man
Much love to you my brotha

>>723119876
I would probably have gone insane if I hadn't found this place and a few weird friends, and had to interact only with normalfags.
I'm fucking glad I've found myself a weird girl, interacting with normal ones is so fucking taxing. It's like talking to a child, they babble on about the most inane shit in the world like it's something amazing.

>>723120737
That shit legitimately fucking scares me. Im ADHD and I dont do that shit. I also dont like the "two videos playing at the same time" shit I see on reels. Or the over edited youtube videos with a million cuts. If someone who is predisposed to having wandering attention is balking at this, there is a fucking problem.

>>723121267
Based. What does she talk about? My girlfriend is constantly chattering about Transformers lore and going on huge rants about antinats. She's so cool

i'm autistic and i was able to get two gf's. both had bpd but it was surprisingly easy (prolly because of my autism making me not give a shit and be unaffected by their emotional fits). i basically went to the bar once a week giving tarot readings as a social crutch, after a few months i was approached by a girl and we were together for about 9 months. we fucked like bunnies but i dumped her because she got addicted to cocaine (tried to help her, she didn't want to be helped). the second girl was mostly the same except i dumped her because she had weird gangbang fetishes and was trying too hard to get me to do some shit i wasn't into

>>723121267
Big same. I lucked out in the girl department too. She's a medical autist that just spends all her time looking at medical shit and going on long winded rants about it. She keeps me on my toes though because she goes all over the place. Right now shes binge watching cow hoof trimming and snake breeding. Last week she was ranting about how crutch training is terrible because most people dont use crutches correctly and fuck up their brachial plexus, and how walkers are objectively superior in 95% of rehabilitation cases but nobody wants to use them because theres a stigma about how using a walker means your old, etc.

Im not medically inclined at all (had to just look up what a brachial plexus even was just now), but its the impassioned, oft times unhinged rants that do it for me. Its something I would see here. And she is open to listening to my shit too. And thats everything to me.

>>723121482
She's a science nerd, she talks a lot about animals, diseases, etc. Today she was talking about a brain eating amoeba that lives in warm fresh water and can enter the your body through the nose.
She got really antisemitic and anti government over the years from living with me. But, she also consumes normie stuff like tiktok, doramas, etc.

>>723122537
>Today she was talking about a brain eating amoeba that lives in warm fresh water and can enter the your body through the nose.
Kek I read this off to my girl and she immediately knew what it was and was like "oh yea, that shit's real bad, will turn your brain to mush"

>>723079683
All jasfags know she basically ignores you for her first two hearts. We persevere.

>>723080227
>5'10
>Tall
You'd make a good twink at least anon

>>723116261
holy PROJECTION

>>723116261
TRVTHNVKE

>>723107354
Obviously not. Straight men don't just platonically hook up for life with their best bro to watch their back and do shit with, there's a massive sexual/physical attraction component that goes into putting up with women.

>>723099020
>which one of you is the hot one?

>>723098463
I've noticed this too. The problem is normalfags have no fucking clue just how casually cruel or shitty they can be. They adhere only enough to the norms around them in order to avoid getting punched in the face. Once you let them loose on the internet they start showing who they really are.

>>723092260
It's not like you can land farther than shut-in NEET elliot or the hobo.

>>723075846 (OP)
By giving my future wife plenty of flowers and getting a sunflower or coconut on her birthday before the dance.

>>723101281
>angry and on edge
At some point they'll just snap and go on killing sprees when they realize the stigma is never going away. Does anyone think people are going to just magically change and become actual caring humans like in fiction lol
Ironic because becoming a murderer gives you +10000 points to your aura.

>>723080227
>all these fags acting like 5'10 is short when its literally one inch above average American male height
Dont let them get to you anon. You got 2 inches on me and I readily shut down any girl trying to make fun of my height
>I dont date short me-
>HUH? I CANT HEAR YOU FROM DOWN THERE SIS
Then they usually call me an incel or something, to which I say sorry, I dont fuck children and they get ultra fucking mad at me lmao. Dont know why its always the 5'1 girls that try to act uppity about height

>>723101023
you wouldn't happen to have her sister's number by chance would you haha

>>723116261
ok cool. See you in the miku thread tomorrow bro

>>723099648
>got one late at life
>happiest I've ever been
>things don't work out well and I get dumped for someone better
Replaying DE after that was a very different experience. I didn't believe this was a pain I'd experience in this lifetime.
life got worse later on, but that's just life.

>>723082957
>coal
lel

>>723075846 (OP)
I knew hailey was the one when I read that

>>723076609
Haley ends up being the best wife

Imagine being a zoomer
>fumble social cues
>ask girl who's nice to you
>humiliated by her friends and posted online for all the world to see

>>723096556
>>723097116
>>723098130
I know I'm like 6 hours late to the thread but I'm sitting here hoping you guys are both doing alright. Been almost 18 years since my mom passed, and yeah, it doesn't suck any less, just gets a little more 'normal' over time. But god damn, this is one of those instances where it's hitting me hard.

My mom loved animals too; can't count the number of times she got peed on by a turtle she'd pick up to move out of the road, haha. There's an old photo I found this last year from me way back as a little kid holding a frog she helped scooped out of my grandparent's pool skimmer, because I loved frogs and didn't want him to drown. Her cooking left some really strong memories too; she was a bit of a health nut and made this birthday cake every year with an apple butter 'frosting' that wasn't great, but it was hers, you know. And I can't ever have that cake again, or her thanksgiving turkey, or her Sunday afternoon pizza recipe, and the fact that I can make all those things even better on my own doesn't really take the sting out; I just want *her* cooking again, even if it isn't great.

Go give your loved ones a hug, anons.

>>723126775
Now why'd you have to go and make me cry like that?

>>723127419
What he says is True anon, my parents now live in another state and while I do call them every week on Saturday on the dot I am unable to see them in the flesh. While I am using vacation time that I built up at work to fly down and visit them later this month from now on I will only be able to see them for a week or two at most out of the year.
Cherish them while you can anon, life hits hard and fast.

>>723075846 (OP)
Where's Jas?

>>723123395
Were you really that mad that everyone shit on you? Cmon man

>>723075846 (OP)
>"Alright, had to try."
>*raises eyebrows, walks away silently*
>"No worries."
>"Okay."
>"Fair enough. Offer's on the table."

>>723128436
And then he blows his brains out in the bathroom right after

>>723126775
>and the fact that I can make all those things even better on my own doesn't really take the sting out; I just want *her* cooking again, even if it isn't great.
I feel this. Fuck man

>>723098336
Give her coconuts until she marries you, impregnate her twice ruining her body, make your children disappear when fully grown, divorce her and marry the guy she chose you over

>>723098558
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o268qbb_0BM
This vid by Vsauce reveals how nobody probably remembers those 'awkward situations' but you.
Its pretty comforting for things like this.

>>723129140
I can safely say this is bullshit, I do guest relations for some conventions and I've lost count of the amount of times various guests will shit talk about weird attendees that comes to talk to them when they're among themselves.

>>723129389
How long are they going to remember that interaction though? Sure remembering some sperg might be memerable in the moment and some time after, but who's going to remember exactly who they are, exactly what they did and the exact circumstances surrounding it years down the line? You'd have to be a genuine psychopath, have some astounding eidetic memory, or have to have witnessed some profoundly outlandish thing to hold onto some random person's sperg/faux pas moment.

>>723075846 (OP)
>How do you reply without sounding mad?
that sentence should be an automatic detection ban.

>>723093992
>>723094981
>Your brain doing it at night is perfectly fine while it shouldn't happen when you're fully awake.
>tfw schizophrenia is nothing but partially sleep brain

>>723075846 (OP)
Can someone explain where the fuck all the young women are at? I'm 22 and didnt go to college, i work a job with mostly boomers. Everywhere i go its baby boomers. I took up some various activities over the last few years and nearly everytime i'm the youngest one there, Its always middle age and old people at these things. The only place i see young people at is at the campus in my city. Is school and uni the only place to meet fellow zoomers. Cause even in the workplace its very rare i see anyone my age doing anything. My parents used to ask me when you getting a gf? but for a couple years they never ask anymore...

this is the most "real shit" thread ive read on here in a long time

>>723098130
>Yea. Its odd. Ill be fine most days now. But then every now and then, something just hits me. Stupid things too. My Mom was a good cook but she sucked at making gravy. It was almost a running gag after awhile. And at one point, I was sitting there eating some sloppy trash from a fast food place that had gravy. And it just hit me. I was never going to be able to ever have my mom's shitty homemade gravy ever again. I dont even like gravy that much. But in that moment, it fucking broke me.
weirdly beautiful anon. it's about memory

>>723131805
People have stopped having kids at the previous rate, meaning that there will be more and more older people and less and less younger people.

>>723098336
By shrugging it off and turning her into one of the sweeter romances in the game.

>>723132342
Death grips - up my sleeves

well this thread went in a direction I didn't expect it to

>>723095472
>What did he ever do to deserve this?

Girls only put him back in his place for being a fucking weirdo and disgusting smile. Natural selection they call it.

If you're a girl how do you cope with this?

>Ew *disgusted face*
The killing blow

>ew, no
literally what is accomplished by saying it like that instead of just being polite?

>>723114210
lurk more

>>723133914
putting incels in their place, letting them know to either die out or improve themselves

>>723078338
this

>>723082957
i'm on year 5 and still have only two hearts with demetrius

>>723134004
why is being a loser bad

>>723133349
Why's he proposing to Reimu

>>723135993
you wouldn't?

>>723131805
All the young people are in their dorms fucking and having parties youve already missed out bro

>>723105472
tinder
>but those are all whores looking for casual sex
that's just how it is these days. don't like it? stay single

>>723137091
but you'll still stay single on tinder, just one that has occasional sex

>>723132976
>Natural selection they call it.
Ah, kind of like how women are overwhelmingly submissive to dominant men because all the ones who werent were subsequently murdered and bred out of the gene pool forever?

>>723075846 (OP)
And that is why i exklusively romance jodi.

>>723133349
>there will always be at least one person in the world who likes you!
No. People look for partners based on certain chosen characteristics, physical attraction, competence, stability, etc.
No one has ever found themselves attracted to someone for no reason, it may take time to find that out, but there is no mystical force pulling people together.

If you don't have good enough traits to catch the attention of the people around you will NEVER find someone. It is not an eventuality that you will find someone.
You need to put in the effort to improve yourself and even afterwards it will still take a lot of time if you aren't lucky. That's why it's so important, DIRE even, to improve what you can when you can.
The other option is lowering your standards drastically but I don't need to tell you why that isn't always a good idea.

>>723133349
>If you're a girl
Are you implying there are any girls on /v/? In this thread? At this hour?

>>723103250
If you're that angry at women from a weird response from one, she gave you really good feedback.

>>723103250
Shoulda said, "I wasn't going to but you're talking me into it".

>>723105472
get into a hobby that has a gender neutral or women leaning gender split.

>>723140543
like dead by daylight, cosplay and romance books?

>>723106359
this is demonstrative how locations that aren't dedicated to dating are more conducive to dating effectively than tinder, speeddating or nightclubs.

>>723140418
Yes!

>>723140649
Depends on how you see it.
There are probably a higher % dating and hookups occurring on tinder, speeddating and nightclubs than anywhere else. They are just overcrowded and full of jaded people in that market but also the best chance you got statistically.

>>723140627
Why not. Although I like bookish girls I never really figured out a bookish hobby that lets you constantly meet new ones. If anyone knows, tell me. I don't like game-related dating, because I want to filter for looks earlier, but it's worked for some friends. If you like any of the hobbies relating to cosplay, my guess is it would be pretty good, except that the events relating to do it are kinda rare instead of weekly.

I think of it as a numbers and sustainability game. How many women are you meeting every week thanks to it? Is it a hobby I enjoy at least mildly? Would I enjoy continuing the hobby as a shared interest?

I wish I could stop worrying about the future. Im legitimately afraid for the human race. The people are being pacified yet simultaneously pitted against one another because conflict keeps them from focusing on those who guide the world to further ruin through rampant greed. As I child, I foolishly thought we were past this. That we had cleared some sort of hurdle and developed systems that would not tolerate such flagrant evils. I am reminded of my wrongness every day. I fear the powers that be have become too adept at exploiting the weaknesses of the human condition, and that we will never reach the heights that we could have with our strengths. I hope I am wrong, but the future looks bleak.

I wish I could stop caring. I tried. But I cant.

>>723141017
Eh maybe. I think I pull higher quality outside of saturated places.

>>723142861
I'm not disagreeing. People who have dated a ton in a short time span probably have an attitude of weeding out undesirables quickly. Which can be a bit off-putting when you're more casual about it.

>>723143029
the mutual weeding out is also much more organic. If the goal is short term hookups nightclubs and apps probably work fine.

>>723134213
dumb question

>>723131805
> i work a job with mostly boomers. Everywhere i go its baby boomers. I took up some various activities over the last few years and nearly everytime i'm the youngest one there, Its always middle age and old people at these things.
Might be that youre just in a boomer town. There are places that boomers congregate to retire and such. Which by the way, is also why the housing problem wont be solved by baby boomers dying out. Even if they leave their kids their homes, its hard to find sustainable work for said kids in those sort of towns. Not even going into things like having a good place to raise a family and such. Shits fucked.
>My parents used to ask me when you getting a gf? but for a couple years they never ask anymore...
You can go ahead and pull up a set of statistics for your parents on how fucked the dating scene is for kids your age, how most men are only finding luck in their 30s, etc.
I legitimately feel sorry for you fags. Im 34 and looking at the shit my few single friends have to put up with is fucking depressing. Not saying everything was perfect as I was growing up, but it was certainly better than this hellscape on the human level. I wish we could have done something, but my gen doesnt really have power either. And now we're getting a rep as bleeding heart onions faggots because of blue haired twitter cunts who keep getting into positions of power. I hope that comes to an end soon.

Good luck anon.

>>723091810
look at the bright side, a woman has not only looked at you twice, she even asked you out, that's way more than some anons got in their whole lives

>>723103250
Well, do you look like that?

>>723133349
>finally got a GF
>realize that "being a good BF" is all about bombarding your GF with presents, entertainment and emotions

>>723084565
no, I believe in you

>>723144652
Treat her like a dog, pets, treats and stuff.

>>723133349
>the girl who liked you
lol

lmao

>>723075846 (OP)
>tfw just remembered about the haley findom mod
hnnnnggggg

>>723075846 (OP)
>Ew
Damn what a cunt.

>>723116261
Hey now buddy. We're weird, perverted and degenerate, not evil.

>>723107354
did you ever watched equilibrium? During the whole movie I couldn't stop thinking how absolutely great it would be to have a drug that could block most emotions and feelings, I genuinely envy unthinking machines.

>>723103642
>>723140446
What's with this kneejerk contrarianism to defend antisocial behavior like that

>>723075846 (OP)
>ew, no
haley is best girl because she starts as shallow bitch and actually progresses into wife material. the others just stay the same throughout their romance.

>>723075846 (OP)
This is when I quit the game. I wasn't interested in all that bullshit.

>>723144652
>got a low maintenance girl
>but also perma-tired and low sex drive
Shes legit perfect, but I need to find a way to up her libido. I know her thyroid was wonky for a bit, so Im pretty sure that has something to do with it...

>>723075846 (OP)
>no jas
I never asked any of you bitches, get outta my face

>>723145937
>perma-tired and low sex drive
literally me
married life is hell when you're like that

>>723146037
based

>>723103250
maybe... you do? i'm not gonna give random stranger fag on the internet benefit of the doubt and console you when most people i've met are fucking actual scum lol

>>723103380
Wasn't much else to do back then before internet

>>723103250
>No, you look like a guy who would put drugs in that drink.
"Don't worry, nobody would waste their drugs on you."

>>723140274
>You need to put in the effort to improve yourself
this is correct
yeah, you might not be wealthy nor has an Adonis body, but by putting some effort in your looks and learning general knowledge, you can actually get someone.
I feel people have this idealistic view of love and relationships but that shit doesn't work in real life. The opposite side will always think in their head "will a relationship with this guy will last?" or "what kind of future awaits me with this guy if he only has a low pay job?".
It may sounds harsh, but that's how i find out in my late 10s/early 20s. I had to get better so i started working on my looks by having a healthy and balanced diet and do a 30 min walk at least 4 times a week every fucking night.
I am not really fit since i still have a small belly, but at least I am not a landwhale and that was enough to get some girls which one is my current wife.

>>723138709
yes?

>>723098336
you dont, just accept defeat and kys

>feel tfwnogf
>jerk off
>don't want gf anymore
it is that simple

>>723099020
You just chain react your way into some pussy
I see

>>723080685
same. Having every single one of my mistakes recorded would probably have landed me a death sentence today, because I'm too embarassing to walk this earth

>>723124142
nobody wants reassurance about their height from a midget

>>723116261
zamn that's a lot of projection

>>723096432
>because that would imply that our egos / self esteem revolve around women
That is indeed the case, our self esteemed is connected to women and to being able to reproduce
You can't cope your way out of that

>>723116261
This is TRVE
I'm villainmaxxing, women are right to fear me.
I alone walk this barren earth
Be scared foids.

>>723155954
5'4 CHADLET here and I fuck a new bitch every week while you seethe about getting laughed at for trying to ask out someone. sounds less like a height problem and more of a face problem but don't worry plastic surgery can fix you up

Since this thread has just become /r9k/ ill ask:
How do you get over the fact that having kids will take away your freedom to do what you want most days? You have to work, then come home to do chores and deal with your kids. When do you have time for vidya beyond maybe an hour a day? When do you have sex with your wife? When do you have time to just relax? I don’t get how I’m apparently a minority when not finding the idea of kids to be anything but misery

>>723156851
My roommate recently got adopted by a cat and she left the country a month later, so now I've been caring for the cat for the last month and a half.
The love I feel for this tiny creature is so intense, I never thought I was capable of such emotions. And this must be just a tiny fraction of the love one feels for their baby.
Yet at the same time, just petting and playing with the cat eat up so much of what little spare time I have. And god-forbid I try to play a game like Battlefield 6 MP that I can't pause. How do parents handle it?

>>723077386
now imagine a fat negress holding up a sign saying that she loves you as soon as you enter a room, in public and have to balance rejection without being seen as a monster

there is never a good way to do this, kudos to the guy who convinced him to do it in public, holy shit

>>723098770
Being attracted to successful people isn't necessarily superficial .

>>723156139
GOOD point fat dweeb. however, our 'reproductive value' can be increased mathematically by sucking less dicks.
which is a monumental task for you, but I'm throwing that out there.

>>723144652
>realize that "being a good BF" is being nice to your GF
o rly?

>>723076310
This response alone is why I will always despise Haley. Seen a lot of people say she becomes better if you hook up with her but no, she stays a Karen regardless of her backstory.

>>723075846 (OP)
Luckily I knew better than to ask someone to dance when I've only just met them. THe next year I asked Penny to dance and soon after we got married! :)

>>723156851
because watching your kids grow and become competent human beings is literally more gratifying than anything else in existence, our DNA is literally wired to want us to see them become a better version of us

>>723157281
If you don't shut up and close your fucking mouth I'll piss in it, gayboy

RF3/4 > shit > power gap > Stardew

>>723133349
I asked this type of girl out twice and both times they humiliated themselves on the first date and ghosted out of shame.

>>723107067
Not to interrupt the pity party, but how do you spend that much time on tinder and never consider perhaps losing some weight?

>>723158047
I disagree, but also I just picked up RF4 during the autumn sale. What should I look forward to anon?

>>723155954
Nobody wants to hear you speak on anything ever, yet you subject us to it anyway

>>723158434
Actually engaging farming mechanics and best girl

>>723157503
Karen is better though

I have never approached a woman, i have never gotten rejected. In my mind there is no scenario in which a girl would accept me so i dont even try. I look pretty bad but ive seen uglier people with gfs. My personality also sucks because i dont get out much and i have no skills.
Age 20.

>>723075846 (OP)
First spring is hard.

>>723158782
save up for a plastic surgeon to fix your ugly fucking face and get jacked
not for women but just so you can reject them if they ask you out

>>723091810
This happened at least twice in HS and once in college. A girl was in my car with her hand on my lap and said we should make out and I thought she was joking and said “yeah that would be funny.” And laughed heartily before telling her goodnight and leaving.

>>723158782
>Age 20.
Youre a fucking baby, shut up. My first kiss wasnt until 25 and Im married now.

>>723103250
time to uglybastardmaxxing

>>723159014
>Im married now
my condolences

>>723158782
i thought the same and was resigned to spending the rest of my life alone, then i started going to therapy (CBT (not cock and ball torture)) at age 29, and found a gf and lost virginity at age 30

>>723159014
How

>>723158782
Same, but I'm 34.

>>723159014
same except I got cucked instead and now I hate women

I dated a lot as a teenager and in my 20s, now I'm 32 and I stopped trying to date a couple years ago and it's really freeing. The trick is learning how to be happy alone. I tell my friends I stopped dating because I didn't want to be with somebody I didn't enjoy being with more than I enjoyed being by myself. It seems like I got off on the right stop because dating, and even meeting girls, is so fucking different now than it's ever been. When I was 18 I could literally go up to a girl at a concert, a festival, or even the fucking mall, and it would be fine. Even if they rejected me, they were nice about it. These days that shit is definitely not something you can do. I started college late (26) and they make you take a course on what sexual harassment is or you can't graduate. I can't imagine being an 18 year old freshman reading that shit then trying to figure out how to meet girls. I'd be fucking terrified to talk to any girl at all. Even at 26, knowing how ridiculous that shit was, I was really put off from talking to girls at all. And online dating is pretty much not an option for anyone who's short (I'm 5'7"), the height looks much worse on paper than it does in person, and anyone who's cursed genetically in general. Even when you do get a date, the chances of them ghosting you is crazy, that's really what did it for me to stop dating. Sex just isn't worth the time, money or effort. A real, loving relationship might be, but that shit seems nonexistant these days.

>>723143889
I at least know what holding hands is like
The problem is that I eventually grew apart from that girl because she was a female autist and ended up obsessed with that guy from the princess bride and would not shut up about him

You fucking what? Stardew Valley is the epitome of "just keep trying, bro." Nobody remembers your gaffes, nobody laughs behind your back. You could walk around town in your underwear and shoot people with a slingshot, and they'd still want to marry you.

>>723103250
autist here
>somehow a girl agrees to go back to my place
>when getting in the car she says "so are you going to kidnap me?"
>i take it literally and i find it so ridiculous i say "hell yeah!" as a stress response
>she says very little during the ride, i feel like shit because i think i might have made a dumb joke that gave her the creeps
>when we get to my apartment we talk for barely 15 minutes and she gets all horny on me
>after we fuck she says "remember when i said something earlier about you kidnapping me? when you said hell yeah, that's when i knew you'd be a good fuck"
i have no idea what was going through her head. best bet i got is that it was a shit test and i somehow passed it. so if a woman tells you something weird like that, say something like >>723140512 or even >>723154535. take what they say at face value and call them out for it in a funny way

>>723162049
Women are fucking wild

>>723162049
kek, based autist pickup artist

>>723103250
>evening at beach resort, there's a girl watching the sea in a more secluded place
>walk up to her to say hi and how she's doing
>she runs from me as fast as she can
the game

This was a nice thread. See you fags around

>>723163471
shut up faggot, fuck you

>girl in my old science class
>we work together on assignments and lab activities and shit
>we messed with each other plenty, regularly teasing each other
>later on she tried holding my hand
>thought nothing of it outside of our good friendship
>only recently realised she was probably into me three years ago while in the shower
yeah maybe this shit ain't for me