Thread 723080791

Where the fuck is she? I wanna play Stellar Blade.

go pay his $500 fee and do the mandatory ERP sessions

>>723080791 (OP)
>she

He got conscripted by Putin to serve as the army's designated boyhole

>>723080791 (OP)
>ACK

>>723080791 (OP)
She’s occupied, making sure everyone remembers exactly who’s in charge.

>>723084086
Life must be fun when you're this insane

>>723084086
okay im hard

>>723084280
>>723084513
I coom to these, might train an AI voice to read these.

this dude seems a bit unhinged

>>723085408
>>723085474
how often do you think she showers?
i give her once a month tops

>>723084086
I wanna fuck her so bad bros

>EMPRESS
more like Voksi on HRT

>>723083285
Just get a free trial of gamepass and blow through the game, it's not that long.

>>723081192
>mandatory ERP sessions
Can I just do like, three of those instead?

>>723085637
*him

>>723080791 (OP)
>xe doesnt know about offline denuvo activation

>>723085408
>>723085474
these are really old no?

>>723086295
Dude, no, misgendering her means we'll get no more cracks :(

>>723084086
I unironically think lunatics enjoy life way more than the rest of us

>>723086573
anon, what is sanity and who gets to define it?

it's literally just another method of mass manipulation and control. objectively there is no such thing as sanity, only consensus

>>723086810
then go outside with shit smeared on your face and sing lady gaga songs at the top of your lungs

>>723084086
This is what self-hate does to a tranny

This is how denevo really fights piracy, by driving the crackers that try to break it insane and troon out

>>723085408
I did a funny

>>723086810
>who gets to define it?
Society
We're social creatures, a monkey that exclusively, actually shits on other monkeys and smears feces in their face gets at best shunned from the group and at worst killed. Now we've evolved past the need to by hyperefficient in everything we do for survival, so we only punish people who actively harm us, but we can still point out weird behavior, call it out and act accordingly.

I know a lot of you would LIKE TO be an individual only, but the fact that you're here on a social media image board proves to me that you seek and need society. Be a hermit in the woods and you can be as weird and fucked up as you want.

Sad that the only person that can crack denuvo is some mentally ill tranny.

>>723085408
>you are all slaves
>I can't even go out without being in danger :((
Choose one, trannyfag

>>723080791 (OP)
Its over anon. Good old Piracy you know is completely dead. At least for most AAA games (especially Japanese games). The only you can do is :

- Pay $2 to $5 for Denuvo Activator (Free version sucks)
- Play other pirateable games (Look at GOG)
- Switch to another cheap hobby (DO NOT PLAY F2P/GACHA GAMES) i recommend watching sports.

>>723087404
Male bros... We're fucked.

>>723087449
see >>723087212
It's not a coincidence, it's by design
The code has subliminal trannification messages

>>723087537
>can't pirate the few AAA games you only want to pirate out of a morbid curiosity of how shit they are
>it's so over bros :CC
shut the fuck up faggot, AAA slop isn't worth pirating in the first place

>>723084086
>>723085408
>>723085474
larp fake account retards

>>723080791 (OP)
Cracking scene is dead no one bothers anymore.
Modern denuvo is just too tedious for anyone to waste months of their life cracking it for worthless internet cred.
You will keep waiting until devs themselves remove denuvo.
>>723086384
You still pay someone some shekels to do that, and will only have the game temporarily.
Just wait for a sale and own the game for real at that point.

>>723080791 (OP)
>she

>>723087759
It would take empress a week to crack a game and most of that time was testing.

>>723087664
You completely missed the point. Back in the day when you still 10 years old. We used to crack both good and bad games. But now theres just...... Nothing.....

>>723087932
The testing is the "cracking" because he can't actually crack it and has to test every single obfuscated path

>>723087936
>We used to crack
Why did you, specifically, stopped?

>>723088076
Denuvo is hard to almost impossible to crack. Thats the only reason

>>723080791 (OP)
Denuvo has simply become so secure, that I doubt it can even be circumvented anymore.

The cat and mouse game ended with the cat winning.

>>723087404
Is this actually empress? Does anyone even know what this troon looks like? They seem like they need to seek professional help.

>>723088264
It will end with companies realizing DRM does nothing.

>>723088330
DRM does a lot. Just check out how well Stellar Blade performed on Steam.

>>723088330
You won't get fired for buying denevo is the new "you wont get fired for buying IBM"
If the game does bad you cover your ass, otherwise your superiors blames you for not using denevo

>>723087404
lol

>>723088330
Companies already know that, you fucking retard. It's the shareholders who insist on having DRM. And shareholders are the dumbest fucking people on the entire planet (never mind the fact that none of them have even played a video game before). Good luck convincing them of anything.

>>723084086
This is just Vosski larping, isnt it?

>>723088330
Denuvo is and was successful in protecting day 1, week 1, month 1, or even year 1 game sales. They MAY consider freeing a game from Denuvo voluntarily when they deem the Denuvo expenses outweigh the mid-late life game sales

>>723080791 (OP)
denuvo has already been cracked, it's a paid crack, so why doesn't someone buy that crack and distribute it for free? why doesn't someone crack the denuvo crack to release it?

Why not just buy the game, get the denuvo key generated, refund it, and continue playing?

>>723080791 (OP)
>hamplanet empress
>ever cracking stellar blade
Lol, lmao even

stellar blade

>>723088603
That is not true. DRM-less games have proven games will be successful regardless of DRM or not. DRM means nothing. I'd say >>723088479 and >>723088514 have the right of it, and people are buying DRM out of fear and stupidity.

>>723088696
stellar blade

>>723087449
Apparently according to Empress, its not the only one who can but the only one willing (well, was)
Apparently the proccess requires manual elimination and it can take months, and for scene groups thats a nightmare and not worth the time since they want to get paid in donations and they cant do that by not delivering anything for multiple semesters
Alongside multiple denuvo crackers simply being hired by Denuvo themselves
Apparently there was a recent cracking of a 2021+ denuvo version in a bus simulator i think, by one of the Codex guys, and they declared a competition among themselves to see who could replicate it with any denuvo game
They are apparently aiming to crack ANY denuvo game to make a statement

>>723087534
She's not in danger, she IS the danger

>>723088514
Do you actually think "shareholders" have any say in the daily running of a corporation, you absolute mongoloid, they are there for the quarterly results and to get their dividends.
All of this garbage is 100% the management.

>>723088479
Wait, that doesn't make a lot of sense. If you buy Denuvo and your game does badly, what are you going to say? You can't blame piracy. You're more likely to get fired.

>>723080791 (OP)
Probably on payroll by Denuvo or something

>>723087447
>>723087023

>retards agree with a point while acting like they're smarter than the person who was making it in the first place

>>723088746
stellar blade

>>723089036
Nazis

>>723086810
lil bro just turned 13

>>723084086
10/10, this is what men want.

>>723085408
>>723085474
tragic part is this is a man.

>>723088330
>Does Nothing
This very thread are the reason the DRM worked

>>723088746
>>723088330
>>723088514
Low iq faggots.
You really think you figured this out but all the developers are just paying shekels to Denuvo for shits and giggles?
It protects sales in the first months against piracy. And despite the loud bitching in the internet, the actual number of players who refuse to buy games due to DRM is low. It's a net positive to sales in most cases. A few games succeeding without it doesn't change this.
You retards are conflating what you want to believe (so that you can get your cracked gibs) with reality. I love the usual redditisms too:
>Oh my hecking shareholders
>Oh my greedy capitalisms
Bunch of coping broke browns bitching impotently with flimsy excuses. You could mention the religion of these "shareholders" and be half-way based at least.
The perfect encapsulation nu-/v/eddit.

>>723089920
Its stop piracy and that reason alone is more than enough to use them. I would do it if i was a publisher myself

>>723089920
You and the devs are the ones coping. If the game is good it will sell, if it's not it won't. It's not about people refusing to buy games with Denuvo, and it's not about people who would pirate if it the cracked copy was available.

>>723086573
higher highs, lower lows