Thread 723088198

Which new Mega are you looking forward to using?

>>723088198 (OP)
I won't be playing this shit but Skarmory, Emboar and Scolipede look cool

None of them
I'm stilling waiting for Mega Infernape

Uhh, where is Mega Typhlosion?

>>723088198 (OP)
that starmie one cannot be real what the FUCK is that

Why the fuck does ZYGARDE have a Mega Evolution?

>actually playing pokemon
>past 4th gen

>>723089171
In the last Legends game that came out you retard

>>723089245
Story related, TLDR it's a mega with a giant nuke on its back to reset the earth's ecosystem

I hate megas with a passion.

>>723088198 (OP)
Falinks Assembled is kino

>>723088198 (OP)
>using
lol
I'm just looking forward to the porn

holy shit

All I care about is getting Mawile back

>>723089460
Anon, you have to play the games, there weren't any Megas in Arceus...

>>723088198 (OP)
DigiGODS are laughing btw

>>723089698
Oh yeah that's right he only got a regional form. Typhlosion is a pedophile anyway fuck that guy and his faggot fans

>>723088198 (OP)
>it's real
what the fuck

Starmie randomly gets +140 to its stats instead of the standard +100 all other Megas get

I'm not using any of them because I'm not playing this dogshit game, but I look forwards ot the revitalization of Scolipede fart porn and porn in general.

Iono 2: Electric Boogaloo

>>723089597
With how crappy Game Freak's character designs are these days barely any is getting made for them.

>>723090242
why is this game full of brown people?

>>723090326
wtf

>>723090346
Pokemon has been like that ever since Gen 6 or maybe 5 unfortunately. It stopped being a Japanese series a long time ago.

>>723090457
The first fucking game had an American soldier

>>723090139
>Mega Starmie
>140 Atk base stat
Huh? This must be where that extra 40 went

>>723089460
Mega retard

>>723088198 (OP)
i dont play pokemon garbage since Sun, i wont play this turd too

>>723090489
Wow, one (1) character.

>>723090326
sex toy

>>723090489
there is nothing more japanese than post war american occupation

>>723089609
Oh great, he's got a Mega. Where's Mega Volcanion?

>>723090326
Truly the drill that will pierce the heavens.

>>723088198 (OP)
Mega Scolipede

>>723090579
Same, Sun was the last game I even bothered pirating.
Even then I wasn't really happy with the direction of the series, and seeing LGPE and Gen 8 were the last nails in the coffin.

>>723090510
thats def

>>723090734
Based and same.

>>723089771
wtf Typhlosion is based?

>>723090326
H-hot...

>>723090769
Sun was the last straw after submediocre games like XY and a mediocre RS remake. When they announced USUM i knew the franchise was doomed

>>723090931
That Quilava and Cyndaquil are their children

>>723090301
Character designs is one area where Game Freak can't afford to fuck up, because the franchise depends on merchandise to stay afloat, and ugly characters won't sell merchandise

>>723090242
they want the project miku audience

>>723090139
Mega Mawile and Medicham also got +40 to their Attack to compensate for the lack of abilities, so Mega Starmie will probably have Pure/Huge Power in a game with abilities

>>723090963
Somehow I forgot USUM was even a thing.
That game is a testament to Gamefreak's shittiness. Back during Gen 5 they actually wanted to make BW2 a split third version like USUM is, but Iwata (RIP) told them no and to stop being so lazy.
Then just two years after he was gone they did exactly that.

>>723090847
It's not Def
The first column is HP which never changes
The second column is Atk

>>723090139
Why won't they bump my bro Hawlucha's speed to 120?

>>723091042
They practically have no competition so they think of themselves as too big to fail.

>>723089737
No one gives a fuck about your dollar store knock off

>>723088198 (OP)
None of them because I ain't buying this low effort piece of shit game

>>723088198 (OP)
Back then I was mad when they gave pokemon with only 1 or 2 evo lines megas because now they'll never get a third evo

but now I am grateful because megas now are UGLY and them being temporary is a blessing.

>>723091710
But enough about any 3D pokemon game.

>>723092207
Keep coping digitard :)

Mega Feraligatr looks a giant Totodile with its "mask" on

>>723090326
MY DRILL IS THE DRILL THAT WILL PIERCE THE HEAVENS

>>723092282
You got raped AND everyone is STILL laughing about it :)

>>723090881
>f*male
cringe

>>723090242
>maskcuck

>>723092282
why are you dilating lol

>>723092537
ah now I see what they were going for, neat idea but damn the model still looks ugly

>>723092537
Alright that's actually cool. It fools prey by taking on its weaker first stage's appearance.

As a hypnofetish CHAD I'm maining the fuck out of Mega Malamar.

>>723093118
Wouldn't the fact it's four times larger clue in its prey that it's not a Totodile?

>>723093528
I mean if you fed on Totodiles and saw a huge one would you think it's something disgusting as one or just go "Mhhm... big food".
Though I'm not sure you'd ever see a mega in the wild.

>>723093118
That makes sense from an evolutionary perspective, but mega evos are sudden and unnatural transformations tied to humans.
There's no scenario where a wild Mega Feralgatr exists hunting for prey.

>>723094381
>There's no scenario where a wild Mega Feralgatr exists hunting for prey.
Could be. The Megas in PLZA are going mega on their own. They're called "Rogue Megas"
https://youtu.be/ZL4jOPorLQM (3:47)

>>723090326
I'm usually on the side of, "There's no such thing as a bad mega." But why'd they turn him into drill-do?

These are all of the Pokemon in the game

>>723096471
More than enough
>noooooooo why doesn't this game have my favorite pokemon spewpa worst game of all time
Consider suicide

>>723096471
The only one I need

>>723088198 (OP)
Floette getting a mega over flygon is fucking criminal. The mega designs are trash this time around what the fuck is Nintendo doing?

>>723096202
Folding up into a drill was something regular Excadrill already did.

>>723089195
that's the most low effort shit i've ever seen in gaming

>>723096471
>everything with a mega evolution
>the elemental monkeys
>all the eevees
>a bunch of Gen 5 pokemon
>one gen 7 but a really cool one
>one gen 8 but a really cool one

Not bad, not bad. But what's with the sudden resurgence of Gen 5 stuff?

>>723097739
The Hoenn starters are suspiciously absent

>>723097739
skipping unova remakes after ilca delivered utter shit

They placed a limit on switching for PvP

>>723097907
shit, you're right

Black Nurse Joy

>>723098759
joyniqua

>>723089245
The game is called Z-A, Zygarde is obviously the box monster.

>>723098759
that's black?

>>723098923
Joy is somewhat ironically already a very black name on its own

>>723098759
average france native

>>723097739
That's not a lot of gen 5 stuff, really. The previous games had way more.

OH NO NO NO NO NO

>>723097907
The DLC is centered around Hoopa who featured in ORAS, so there will be Hoenn shit in there.

>>723099380
STARMAN

>>723098115
Stallsissies... not like this...

>>723098115
Hopefully this is a standard rule from now on.

>>723099380
THERE'S A STARMAN WAITING IN THE SKY
HE'D LIKE TO COME AND MEET US
BUT HE THINKS HE'D BLOW OUR MINDS

>>723099380
Would a kid even like this?

Meganium bros... I don't feel so good...

>>723098759
There are different nurses in every sector of the city now and they aren't really called nurse joy anymore, they haven't been that since Gen 7, Starting with Galar they've only been refered to as nurses

>>723096471
And roughly half of these are just Mega Evolutions, gender differences or the retarded ones with multiple different variations in colours

>>723090326
haha mega benis :D
>>723099380
I love being burple :D

do we have a model/animation for skarmory yet?

https://pastebin.com/raw/VrR8BRLf

Stats and learnsets

Abilities are placeholders because there are no abilities in this game

>>723093118
Its Feraligatr tapping into its inner child, which is also why it looks like one of those snapping gator toys

>>723099380
IM A KID YOU SAY

>>723093528
It's a Legends game, Alphas exist so it wouldn't be too farfetched

>>723088198 (OP)
You have your own board, go there.

>>723099578
Post Mega Scolipede
I am WAITING for the revitalization of porn of girls getting BUG’d by horsebug dick

Imagine playing Pokemon after gen 4

>>723102968
why does it look like it has lips

>>723101637
Moves Count: 22
- Fire Punch
- Thunder Punch
- Hyper Beam
- Solar Beam
- Double Team
- Reflect
- Metronome
- Swift
- Substitute
- Protect
- Endure
- Safeguard
- Heat Wave
- Hyper Voice
- Overheat
- Calm Mind
- Heal Block
- Flare Blitz
- Focus Blast
- Nasty Plot
- Zen Headbutt
- Dazzling Gleam
--------------------

Man, Delphox is fucking useless AGAIN

>>723089609
Alright that's kinda cool

where's the download link

>>723103693
Heat Wave and Dazzling Gleam combined with Nasty Plot/Calm Mind are pretty damn good on their own. Thunder Punch but no Thunderbolt is a dick move though.

>>723088198 (OP)
Falinks is so fucking cool I love them

>>723104731
>Nasty Plot/Calm Mind
>being useful in a game with no meaningful pvp
>especially now that pokemon with middling speed are confirmed worthless
Lol

>>723103693
Eh, for ingame Hyper Voice, Dazzling Gleam, and Focus Blast are good coverage moves. Needs Flamethrower or Fire Blast over Heat Wave, does it list what TMs are in the game?

>>723088198 (OP)
I've won so hard this game.

>>723092537
Alright, that's cool. Still, I would have preferred something cooler and more powerful looking.

Mega Mawile is going to be your ace right?

>>723106912
Nah, it'll be Mega Hawluchalibre

Emboar won

>>723109376
Imagine the shiny

>>723103693
PLA had a reduced moveset for the mons. We'll have to wait until Champions to see the complete moveset and actual abilities since some abilitues in the teraleak are confirmed to be placeholders.

Mega Feraligatr basically reverts back to Totodile

>Chikorita gets fucking giga drain at lvl 16
>Leech Seed added to level up moves
They made sure it was better ingame while also making sure it remained trash in online play

>>723089609
Who the fuck snuck into GF's circle of hell to drop a decent mega?

>>723096471
That's the saddest attempt at a dex I have ever seen
It's shit, even by GF's rock bottom standards

>>723112267
>mega excadrill
>partial drills SHAPES
>doesn't even look like it could spin like its regular form
wtf is this shit

>>723096471
>sir we need another 80 pokemon to fill the regional dex
>just take the few pokemon that have a gajillion forms
>each form is a unique pokemon, right?

>>723090139
>216 S.Atk
>>723099380
>It even has the pose
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P6TEXfM3x5c

>>723092720
Only thing that's getting fucked is Digimon's sales when compared to ZA inevitably selling several million in a week.

>>723096471
Not counting forms, this is 237 Pokemon

>>723092537
This still looks stupid.
Fuck you gamefreak, you massacred my boy.