Thread 723088334

No fucking way Dante loses this

Clive has had sex. Dante is an incel cuck who keeps ignoring Lady and Trish.

Clive starts wailing like a baby over JOSHUAR and Dante decides he can't hit girls so Clive wins.

>>723088334 (OP)
clive has canonically strangled a bird woman to death while getting hot over it
dante still hasn't fucked trish

Who the fuck is Clive? Last FF game I played was 8. Who the fuck names a jRPG guy Clive? Why not Steve at this point?

>>723088334 (OP)
Oh shit, blade vs buffy just dropped. Thanks for the heads up OP.

>>723089094
>im a retarded fucking boomer, hear me roar

>>723088491
LOL
>Vergil has sex and has a kid
>Jobs every single time he fights
>Dante remains an incelCHAD the entire time, doesn't bone Trish nor Lady
>Literally invincible

Its really just Dante vs Ifrit cause base Clive has zero chance

>>723088334 (OP)
Is there any reality where ash doesn't just get rofl stomped? He can't even win in his own series.

>>723088334 (OP)
Endgame Mythos is basically a god.

>>723089497
Endgame Mythos does jack and shit and can't even cast Raise.

>>723089517
Can Dante cast raise or even fly to space and attack from it?

DMC fags need a fraud check.
Bayo was fucking robbed of her win

Final Fantasy characters are busted but Clive is one of the weaker ones.

>>723089586
True, everyone with IQ higher than 60 know that in real battle Bayo will obliterate Dante. He is not even strong as a character, just a slightly stronger dude with a powerful sword.

I wish they use more gameplay knowledge then going by "but he le defeated le god in this cutscene or lore piece" or some shit.

>bayotrannies are still seething
lmao

After the disaster that was Asura vs Kratos, I stopped watching. Dio vs Alucard was the second worst offender. This shit is mostly a popularity contest based on nothing concrete.

>>723090221
For me, it was Toph vs Gaara

>>723088334 (OP)
>e-celeb fake show
Bruh

>>723088334 (OP)
With death battle it's always who can (and will) get wanked the hardest. I'm guessing it's dante with his SMT scaling

>>723090367
Yeah that was the first time they lost it but I was anticipating more from them because I was young and stupid and loved these virtual chicken fights.

How low does your IQ have to be to watch this slop?

>>723090652
You have to be a third worlder and brown to understand.

>>723090652
Power scaling debates have been a thing as long as comic book stores have existed.

>>723091014
Of course but the format of those videos and that faggots fake hype voice is cancer inducing

>>723091257
I just skip to the battles personally. I don't really care for the hosts trying to put on their comedy routine.

>>723088491
Dante never lost his virginity cause he never loses

This is a CHAD CHADttle thread NOW!!!

>>723091471
I found most of the jokes whatever myself but I think they took the hint because they rarely show up as much anymore

>>723088334 (OP)
>>723089281
>DMC 5

>>723091775
Based Gothic Atmosphere Kino appreciator.

>>723092289
Kamiya's statements didn't help Bayonetta

>>723092289
Yoshi Piss is a big laughing stock. At least Kamiya knows what he's talking about.

>>723092289
The fact this guy apparently watches death battles is very funny to me.

>>723088491
That's volcel retard

>>723092470
>watches death battles
Seriously?

>>723088491
>women keep shoving their pussy at you
>you ignore it
Based

>>723091749
Their company imploded and the dumb animated host scenes got axed for budget

>>723088334 (OP)
Dante, like Kratos, is gonna win through bullshit lorescaling, when his feats absolutely pale in comparison to Clive with Ifrit Risen.

>>723092749
Animated hosts are still there. Did you not see Blade vs Buffy?

Doom Slayer winning and then Doom the Dork Ages immediately proving the battle wrong is so funny to me.

>>723090221
For me it was Bardock vs. Omniman. I just couldn't take them seriously after they tried to claim that 3 guys punching a hole through a planet, with an assist from the guy with a planet killing gun, made Omniman a planet buster.

>>723093126
They're still nowhere near as prominent as they were back then
They show up at the start and that's it

>>723093156
Didn't watch that one or play nuDoom, what happened?

>>723093221
The funniest thing is the Prediction Blog Research team was all on Bardock and said Nolan's advantage was that he was faster, but Bardock was much stronger with ki attacks. Battle comes, and Bardock gets the speed advantage, and Nolan gets the strength advance.

>>723093221
I remember special circumstances feats used to be never be considered in these fights when the comic book geeks were discussing them. Now three niggas blowing a planet in an explicitly special case scenario that they can't really replicate at will is a feat for the character, somehow.

>Character A
>Someone exactly like character A but they look different
You guys suck dick at this. You're suppose to think of interesting matchups, not two clones constantly

>>723093356
Doom Slayer gets killed rather easily in the new game.

>>723088491

Dante fucks his nephew.

>>723090221
>Dio vs Alucard
This is an absurd match up, why not choose Dracula?

>>723094893
they're both anime vampires

>>723095146
yeah, but Alucard doesn't stand a chance
It would be like pitting Naruto against Goku

>>723088334 (OP)
>>723090221
Death Battle really is a one of a kind show.
It's been only a year since the current kickstarter indie era began, and they've made possibly some the best versus animations and character analysis on the entire internet
...and then go and make two miniature Ben 10 versus Green Lanterns (Bardock vs. Omniman for Normies, Asura vs Kratos for Nerds)

>>723095467
Alucard wins though, faggot.

>>723095842
Death Battle showed otherwise

>>723088334 (OP)
People still watch death battle???

>>723088334 (OP)
Clive has the power of Phoenix which I assume makes him immortal?

>>723092289
I hate how many people were convinced that the guy who directed FFXVI's combat directed DMC5's. He was a team member on DMC4 and 5, but not the director, and it shows considering how shit and derivative XVI is by comparison.

>>723095842
Only a person who's never watch JOJO would think that
Alucard's stop watch is fucking nothing to an invisible ghost that can break your bones with one punch and stop time.

>>723089094
Final Fantasy 16 is more influenced by Game of Thrones than previous Final Fantasy games.

>>723090367
>Toph won
Not watching the video, what is the justification for her beating a kaiju?

>>723089201
>hear me roar
Know how I know you're 45?

>>723095960
>>723096065
>diofags showing they don't actually watch Jojo again

>>723096360
Please explain to me how Alucard wins against a punch ghost

>>723095960
>proved
>when they contradict their own series
>>723096065
>lol dude he can break bones!
And Alucard can break buildings lol.

>>723096998
so can Dio lol

>>723097101
>can't even destroy one road roller

>>723096903
By shooting at it in angles it never expects.

These battles are gay and don't take calculation seriously and just slaps them on there. If it was something like a tornado vs tank, they'll say the tornado will win because of wind speed but forget about surface area and weight of the tank.

>>723088334 (OP)
>Finally got another Final Fantasy character that isn't from VII
>It' fucking Clive

>>723088334 (OP)
Should've been a Bayonetta rematch

What's your favorite death battle, anon?

>>723089334
Gun to your head name 1(one) Yu-Gi-Oh speed/power feat

>>723088334 (OP)
>Square Enix actually paid to shill FFXVI some more