Thread 723094516

Post shit you can't believe exists (or shouldn't exist)

Bayonetta Luigi

>>723094565
What about this is "Bayonetta Luigi"?

viewer discretion is advised

>>723094516 (OP)
wtf is this? regurgitated white beans, rice, blackberry jam, and curry dyed blue?

>>723094516 (OP)
What are the black bits? Normally they'd be nori, but that's definitely not nori.

>>723094780
>Webm only focuses on the lolis even though there's plenty of merch of adult characters in the back
>>723094796
>regurgitated white beans
Natto, fermented basedbeans
>rice
Yes
>curry dyed blue
Precisely, that's the best worst best part
Also no clue what the black stuff is, could be a jam but it's odd in a dish like this, maybe some kinda savory veggie preserve? Not the point really, when you're looking at a blue curry in the shape of Sonic's face

>>723094796
>>723094929
it might actually be a jam because you see the piece of brie or some other soft cheese that makes his ear? those are often eaten with jams
i reckon the maker got creative

>>723094796
The beans are Natto. It's fermented slimy basedbeans. I never tried it, but it looks like something you have to grow up with..

>>723094929
>>723095048

>basedbeans
god, the absolute state...

>>723094559
reminds me of you know what
https://files.catbox.moe/58dukm.webm

>>723094780
imagine living in a country where all of this is 100% legal.

>>723094516 (OP)
My only regret is I missed out on trying it

>>723095659
I'm glad I don't have to imagine


But also legality doesn't mean they can't still suspect you for being a pedo based on this, liking loli may not be illegall but if you're caught with a room in this state they're still definitely gonna nudge a local agent to take a peek at your harddrive for other shit, not illegal, just suspect, keep that shit hidden

>>723095675
If you want some biohazard curry just hop over by my house I might be able to dig you out something from the back of the fridge

>>723095551
>be human
>have free will
>use it to do stuff like this

>>723096182
is this not the ultimate proof of free will? if we only made things that are socially acceptable and presentable, would it truly be evidence of our limitless freedom, passion and ability to create? would it not simply feel curated, as if that freedom is false? does the fact that people make shit like this despite all polite social conventions telling them not to not fill you with passion, determination and drive to make? to be human, no matter how peculiar?

>>723094516 (OP)
>Gotta break fast

>>723096538
Fuck off underage

>>723096510
>because you are a steel type and i'm a fire you take double the damage in battle but double the pleasure in bed
solid fucking logic, can't argue with that.

>>723096364
Good point but making the water yellow really sets it over the edge

>>723094780
>being this much of a Ro-Kyu-Bu fan
I kneel

>>723097159
yeah that part's pretty funny lmao

>>723095551
I was prepared for something involving a plushie and an onahole, but I did not expect that.

>>723097179
i should watch that series sometimes, i saw a clip of it once and it looked like the funniest shit
every character looks like they were born premature and the way they move is so uncanny it makes me laugh

>>723097179
>loli basket
Well fuck, that's why it looked so oddly familiar.

>>723097372
It's an okay show. Not amazing but worth a watch.

>>723096510
fucking classic

>>723097372
I love this type of over-the-top moe, when they try way too fucking hard to make a character all "cute" that they go overboard with the animation and it ends up looking absurd

>>723095448
mod name?

>>723096538
It is sincerely amazing this happened in a once-AAA franchise like Dragon Age. I thought those screenshots were parodies the first time they showed up here.

>>723097582
That's absolutely retarded. This makes her looks like she has downs, not that she's cute and innocent.

>>723096116
kek

>>723097805
>That's absolutely retarded. This makes her looks like she has downs, not that she's cute and innocent.
I know, that's why it's so funny
You can see what they were going for but they didn't know when to stop and hold back

It's shit like this that proves visual storytelling isn't just about being able to draw or animate good, there's so many other skills involved, like knowing how to express what you're trying to express well

>>723097582
>>723097372
more gifs like this please?

Careful with this one.

>>723098385
why was rayman advertising so unhinged

>>723098360
Are we posting funny rooms? There's also one with a dude that has like 3 rooms full of Lola Bunny merch, but I can't find it.

>>723098435
>Nobody ever includes the other drawings from that thread

>>723098849
Goddamn... I only ever saw the bed and the wall above it, I didn't know there was more

Posting the aforementioned treasure planet because.

>>723096510
gold

>>723098849
>FtM
>"I recognize that dried jizz"
Something isn't adding up, either anon is not the dried jizz expert he claims to be, or the owner of those orcas has been letting someone else jizz on them
Also, holy shit the cosplay fursuit that shit looks uncanny

Alright, we posting autism rooms? I've got a few autism rooms

>>723097372
tenshi no 3p is better

>>723099492
>either anon is not the dried jizz expert he claims to be, or the owner of those orcas has been letting someone else jizz on them
well that sure aint a sentence i ever thought id read

>>723099307
To this day i still repeat the sentence "DESPITE ALL MY RAGE I'M STILL JUST AN ONION IN A CAGE" in my head

>>723099307
never seen this before despite having seen those laughing shoes multiple times

>>723099492
i imagine if you rubbed your pussy with an orca you would leave slimetrails that look like jizz

>>723094516 (OP)
Imagine the shits

>>723100293
I've seen this post and the laughing shoes individually and somehow only recently realized they're from this image
>>723100352
Stop it.... I mean, you're right, but still... Stop...

>>723100574
The and swallows it down too!!! part always kills me.

>>723100362
Indian post

>>723100798
You're annoying

>>723100574
staggering. i wonder what justin is up to these days.

>>723100778
>>723100574
Justin's posts are always so highly descriptive, even his horny ones, he always has to elaborate on every aspect and detail of his fantasies down to the context and what was happening before it, why he's doing it, what the connotations of it are, everything...

>>723100914
reminds me of the Bathroom For Giant Female Dragons image where he describes in detail a world where people set up public bathrooms for giant dragons and he makes himself into a public toilet where female dragons are only (!) allowed to urinate in and that they urinate in his mouth and he drinks it
i'd love to read a book written by him describing a fantasy world of his creation
every raw and unfiltered bit of it, just take in all of it, and i mean all, every last bit, and swallow it down too!!!

I'd really like to wear these Shadow sneakers but I understand I'm already very high on the spedometer to pull it off

>>723100574
Why did he do it?

>>723101709
If you cover Shadow's face with a pant cuff they look like pretty ordinary dad shoes

>>723101709
more like high on the autism spectrum lmao

>>723102167
Yeah I think that was the pun

>>723102167
wait nevermind i just got the joke...

>>723094780
I used to be like this 10 years ago, then in 2019 I got a job at target and found out I'm somewhat attractive cause the girls at my job always wanted to talk to me. So grateful I didn't turn into a virgin weeb

>>723101709
How quickly you newfags forget about the Sonic-branded Soap shoes from SA2's launch. I still remember the miles-long warning/disclaimer on the box.

>>723102632
But I dont want to run fast like Sonic, I want his highly marketable face on my feet

>>723102632
Who even owns the remnants of Soap anymore?
They should release another pair of those things now while Sonic is experiencing another rare peak in relevance.

>>723094929
the black stuff looks like nori paste

>>723102804
Selling those things is an invitation to get sued into oblivion after some fat retard tries grinding like Sonic and breaks something.

>>723101981
>Be me, certified magic man
>Taking my morning walk down an empty road
>Who's that in the distance? An unassuming gentleman?
>My pee sense, it's tingling! His dame, she must have just urinated! I cannot know who this fine lass is, such information is hidden even from me behind the veil, but I know for certain her bladder is now empty
>Decide to do a little trolling
>Skidoodle skidaddle you're now inside her bladder
>MFW I play an epic prank

>>723094516 (OP)
Why is there peanuts with semen on my plate?

>>723103000
>>723102632

>soaps are literally a brand of shoe meant for grinding
>they gotta put a warning on the ones made as a fandom tie-in telling people not to grind in em because y'know it's gonna be bought by nerds who aren't experienced in the sport

>>723102240
Looks like someone else is on the spedometer too

>>723103328
The warning is just liability protection for them, like how wrestling PPVs have the 'don't try this at home (you idiots)' disclaimer.

>>723095551
wtf

>>723102378
Ew, a failed normalfag.

>>723097372
>>723097582
aren't girls the cutest when they are almost retarded?

>>723104776
I feel like these cross the "almost" bar

bump

>>723104331
That can't be the real box

>>723095368
I love that comic

>>723098385
I do not remember Dark Globox in 2, is it because I played the N64 version?

>>723101859
>Markov chains before LLMs

>>723098435
>saw the post but left the thread before the post got fifty gorillion (You)s
idk it didn't seem like such a big deal to me

>>723109282
https://www.mariowiki.com/Rummelplatzquatsch

Does miku count?

>>723103328
reminds me of sonic underground
>I just finished fucking my boyfriend and my hands are still covered in his ball sweat but it is your only chance of survival

>>723102378
unless this is bait, you don't belong here
but you wouldn't know that