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Anonymous No.723102248 [Report] >>723102610 >>723102679 >>723103087 >>723103201 >>723107132
Soulstards will defend this writing
Anonymous No.723102610 [Report] >>723103624
>>723102248 (OP)
i don't care about writing lil gay boy i'm here to play videogames
Anonymous No.723102679 [Report] >>723103624
>>723102248 (OP)
i don't care about writing lil gay boy i'm here to roll poke roll gwynebart's cousin's mom of yore
Anonymous No.723102790 [Report]
and bro is now one of the most famous game directors
Anonymous No.723103087 [Report] >>723103624 >>723104002
>>723102248 (OP)
here's a little secret:

no one plays souls games for the story. it's pure combat+exploration.

if you wanna be indiana jones and figure out how the world got fucked then more power to you, but at the end of the day you're parry-riposting bitches who may or may not have it coming.
Anonymous No.723103201 [Report] >>723103624 >>723104026
>>723102248 (OP)
Keep crying schizo
Anonymous No.723103624 [Report]
>>723102610
>>723102679
>>723103087
>>723103201
based
Anonymous No.723104002 [Report] >>723106850
>>723103087
>no one plays souls games for the story. it's pure combat+exploration.
the issue is that soulsloppers pretend that the story is actually the greatest thing ever and it's SO hecking innovative to tell it through item descriptions (it's ass)
Anonymous No.723104026 [Report] >>723104212 >>723105449 >>723105728 >>723105812 >>723106064 >>723106850
>>723103201
>pic
Then dont fucking pretend your story is deep. either have a story that means something, or just let the player have dumb fun, and dont shove a bunch of esoteric bullshit down the throtes of your players who are trying to piece together a story that doesnt fucking exist.
Anonymous No.723104212 [Report]
>>723104026
Ma'am, you're projecting your feelings regarding the game onto the game/developers.
Anonymous No.723104658 [Report]
Its such an old trope at this point. I do wish he would do something different for a change though
Anonymous No.723104992 [Report]
So you guys don't play these games for the lore?
No wonder you dumb niggers like DS2 then.
Anonymous No.723105204 [Report]
Anonymous No.723105449 [Report]
>>723104026
Who pretends it's deep, schizo? Your projection because you got filtered by it?
Anonymous No.723105728 [Report]
>>723104026
>world is dying
>rekindle the fire
>esoteric
KEK you're dumb as hell if you don't get it
Anonymous No.723105812 [Report]
>>723104026
>either have a story that means something
Its on you to interpret meaning, your failure to is only a reflection of your inability to think for yourself
Anonymous No.723106064 [Report]
>>723104026
I bet you try to make a canon on Zelda lore you autistic faggot. It's just a video game, it's not a big deal.
Anonymous No.723106128 [Report] >>723107785
>who did I kill again?
>was he supposed to be important?
Anonymous No.723106649 [Report]
ROBERTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Anonymous No.723106850 [Report]
>>723104002
>>723104026
The story doesn't matter but it's still objectively the best literature that's ever been created, unironically.
Anonymous No.723107132 [Report] >>723108240
>>723102248 (OP)
Miyazaki didn't invent this or poison swamps or esoteric nonsense. These exact stories existed in Kingsfield and Shadow tower. Literally the sole contribution Miyazaki did for Fromsoft was rollspam. Everything else was better before
Anonymous No.723107785 [Report]
>>723106128
>nintentard who keeps track of every mushroom's lore in mario
Anonymous No.723108240 [Report]
>>723107132
Who was it that added jumpspam in ER? Because that game is rollspam in addition to jumpspam.