Thread 723102842

*headphone beep*

How so? I drink it once per week.

I recently quit caffeine and so many things improved.

Sleep is the obvious, but also digestion, attention and general mood.


Caffeine is legit poisoning your body and brain.

>>723103260
What do you drink instead? How's your breakfast?

>>723102842 (OP)
>ability to enjoy vidya

>>723103370
Just water. As I was tapering down I drank herbal teas with honey, just to have something warm.

>>723103567
hhaaha....shtfuckup BITch!!!!! hahahahah

Coffee is god tier if you drink it on and off. Just let your brain return to normal to get rid of tolerance and it's a win-win

>>723103567
Audiophiles are still orders of magnitude worse.

>>723103941
The worst part of the music community isn’t audiophiles, it’s the culture of music that valorizes boring and repulsive albums as an essential part of being a human being. Super Ponybeat shits all over MF Doom and I don’t care what anyone says.

>>723103839
I never feel any different after drinking coffee, only get stomach nausea because this shit is heinous. What do?

>>723104275
Dunno, drink tea or something else instead?

>>723104372
I'd rather just drink water

>>723102842 (OP)
So you gonna explain how or is this just a shitty bait thread

>>723104275
Black or are you drinking lattes? You might be lactose intolerant.

>>723103612
>water
you fucking monster

>>723103567
If you don't get this, you never grew up. Maybe you'll get it one day.

>>723104470
Daily caffeine consumption fries your dopamine receptors faster than even porn or gambling because it suppresses adenosine and GABA

>>723102842 (OP)
I've been drinking coffee since I was 2 years old. (I'm not kidding, my mom used to give me lattes in a baby bottle when I was a toddler) And I still enjoy games in my mid 30's. I don't understand why americans talk about coffee like it is some sort of hardcore drug.

>>723103260
I always wonder wtf is going on with people when they post shit like this. Not about caffeine just normal everyday things in general. They'll be like
>ughhh bro I quit my shameful habit of eating bread and it CHANGED MY LIFE
o-okay? i feel like there's some deeper problem here, but maybe certain people really just can't handle ordinary things like coffee or sugar or jerking off or playing video games
Then again I guess some people CHANGED THEIR LIFE with literal placebos, mind tricks, or superstitions so maybe it's similar

>>723104725
So you don't think caffeine addiction is real, got it

>>723104159
Absolutely, its like these people go on looking for the most dull boring sounding album from a barely known artist and make it a personal campaign to make it known as a masterpiece to his equally boring manipulable community, and these user devoid of any personality or personal opinions of their own devour said boring album and regurgitate it everywhere as mandated by the community, and they put it as a badge of honor in their 4x4 albums collages of boring shit that have a cult following and tell each other they have good taste for being as indoctrinated as they are.

>>723104725
on the contrary - the things in your life that are wrong are so wrong that giving up coffee or vidya seems menial by comparison. you've got bigger fish to fry.

>>723103567
I looked up the most expensive coffee in the world and it's literally coffee beans that've been eaten by a marsupial and then pooped out.

>>723104853
That's not what audiophilia is. That's just being a music nerd. Audiophiles are the people who spend more than a 5090 costs just to listen to Bob Dylan at 10% higher quality or some shit

>>723102842 (OP)
Making some decaf right now, perfect for the somewhat chilly weather

>>723104950
That's why I'm replying to someone who just fucking said "The worst part of the music community isn’t audiophiles, it’s the culture of music that valorizes boring and repulsive albums" you fucking fuck.

The opposite actually. Coffee is like ritalin.

>>723104939
It's more like the weird mindset of seeing normal things as somehow wrong. Like if you're a crack addict and you stop smoking crack yeah you've solved something deeply wrong in your life. If you play video games and then stop playing video games... who cares? Assuming you're not on the level of shitting yourself playing mafia or something.

Let me put it another way. Billions of people drink coffee (for example) every day and are just fine. Or if they're not fine, the cause certainly isn't coffee. So it's like an alien experience to hear someone say they "quit" coffee and everything is better. Like they must be physiologically different. Substitute countless other innocuous normal things

Maybe we're all ignorant and coffee is like cigarettes where it used to be normal and now everyone knows they cause cancer (inb4 peat gavel)

>>723103567
The eternal blight of the tourney-level player

>>723103567
This dude pretty much described all PC builders.

>>723105440
What does this even mean.

>>723104950
>10%

Not even, these people will drop absurd amounts of cash for improvements in quality that are only detectable with scientific instruments.

>>723102842 (OP)
i drink a pot of recaf every day while gaming and I think I enjoy it
i don't feel any different than when i abstain from it for a religious purposes

>>723105440
Pc building evolved from something complicated to something that its easy to do.
Coffe making was always easy and now people has made it complicated.

>>723105513
Instead of buying a prebuilt (instant coffee) or console (starbucks) you go through all these autistic steps to build your own computer just to play video games.

>>723105713
>gaming analogy

>>723104725
>>ughhh bro I quit my shameful habit of eating bread and it CHANGED MY LIFE
this but un ironically

>>723104631
Mm. Yes. I'm sure that's how it is, because anon said so. He must have done his research and isn't just making shit up.

>>723105702
PC building is not easy. There's a billion Nvidia driver issues and hardware related problems. You guys are a super fucked minority. Everyone buys prebuilts. If something doesn't work they get a refund for the entire thing or a replacement, not this entire troubleshoot RMA rigmaroll.

>>723105713
Conflating a one-time (or once every many years) of building a PC which is standard and has to be done for computers to be built (regardless if you do it or not), to an exaggerated and unnecessary process of something minute such as a drink many, many times is retarded, anon. Legitimately bad analogy.

>>723104852
>>723104939

>>723104941
It ferments in their digestive system in some specific way. It's not actually all that great for coffee, which is the funniest part, it's more like "really good diner coffee."

>>723103567
Why don't you try doing an ACTUAL science project? Poser faggot.

>>723105845
>PC building is not easy.
It is now more than ever in pc history, think cpu coolers for example, back then you had to check "is it for amd or for intel?", nowadays coolers come with adaptators for both intel and amd. PSUs are another example, "oh shit there's so many cables around!", nowadays they're modular so just the cables needed are there and if you need more you plug more. There's also less pieces to handle, PCs don't use disk drives no more, the meta goes always to make things more simpler.

>>723105845
I just built a pc like last month and none of that is true. Drivers all installed themselves. I updated on the nvidia website later which is what everyone does prebuilt or not.
>they get a refund for the entire thing or a replacement, not this entire troubleshoot RMA rigmaroll.
What do you think an RMA is? It's the same thing

>>723103567
>im over complicating making a stimulant blue collar workers and soldiers use to avoid falling asleep on the job and fucking dying
>that means I’m doing science!
This is why coffeefags are seen as pretentious, faggot. It’s not just the over complication, it’s the insistence on trying to justify it and treat it as something grander than making a goddamn drink. At least with shit like alcohol you have to be somewhat competent about getting mixes right to make a mixed drink taste decent.

>>723105253
>It's more like the weird mindset of seeing wrong things as somehow normal.
back at you

Been enjoying coffee with vidya for years early morning, but saw so many people raving about combining coffee with nicotine so I decided to try it some years ago. It took some time to realize how much it was frying my brain so I decided to quit nicotine cold turkey and it was bad, really bad. It took like 3 weeks before I could sleep for longer than 4 hours. Granted I was going through enough nicotine to kill a small child before I quit.
I'll never quit my two coffees in the morning while playing strategy games to wake up though.

>>723103567
I dont even understand what most of the equipment is even doing

>>723103039
>beep*
AHHH FUCK YOU YOU JUST REMINDED ME OF MY TINNITUS. FUCK YOUUUUUUU
and I lost the game

>>723103260
>but also digestion, attention and general mood.
I think you tricked yourself with a placebo here. Digestion is semi reasonable because coffee triggers people to go take a shit. But attention and mood? Yeah Im pretty sure coffee doesnt affect those at all.

>>723106807
The fact that they can actually sell this shit is ridiculous and criminal

>>723107006
I love coffee but I disagree with you here. Coffee has a profound effect on the scope of your focus, executive function, and your ability to feel happiness, especially when you are dependent on it

>>723102842 (OP)
The only thing caffeine does for me is unjumble my thoughts and let's me think straight. No hearteate increase or staving off sleep, I can drink a pot and go to bed no problem.

>>723106445
consider the faggotry in the video the same as theorycrafting. it's fun to experiment and shit. the problem is these hipster faggots aren't happy just finding an optimal method and instead and instead keep sinking boatloads of money on junk for the hell of it

I stopped playing vidya with mouse and keyboard and started to only use controllers. Insane difference, i actually enjoy games now, better mental clarity and obviously no wrist pain.

>>723107184
I have noticed none of this. Are you fags guzzling 2 pots of coffee every day or something?

>>723102842 (OP)
I enjoy gameplay heavy games much more with caffeine. Story-heavy games are better uncaffeinated.

>>723103567
>Coffee """enthusiasts"""
>IT'S ABOUT THE EXPERIENCE
>now let me explain how this overcomplicated device can brew a mediocre-tasting coffee
>but the overall EXPERIENCE was great because I felt like a scientists

Yes, you're as pretentious as you're being told you are. A brewing machine is always nice to have if you really enjoy an espresso during the morning, but this whole process that almost looks like it takes a whole hour just to brew diluted coffee looks absolutely retarded.

>>723103567
I have tried so many different kinds of coffee maker (moka pot, aeropress, french press, k*urig) but I always wind up going back to paper filters and a pour over funnel.

>>723103567
It all tastes the same bitter drink.

I've got no taste in coffee.
>spend a lot of money on different brewing methods
>different ways to grind my beans
>everything ends up tasting almost the same
>end up buying the cheapest instant coffee and just boiling water

>>723104725
its like those retards who try shrooms/lsd and then act like they have glimpsed some divine forbidden knowledge to the universe.

>>723107006
Digestion is bullshit too. Coffee has dietary fiber in it. A cup of black coffee is actually good for your digestive system.

>>723107843
If I had a nickel for every time some jerkoff with the biggest head on the planet claimed they experienced "ego death"

>>723104725
>bread
>coffee
>sugar
>jerking off
your life would unironically improve if you quit all of these but it would be eveb better if you just killed yourself

>>723102842 (OP)
Coffee has never done anything to me… maybe I’m just completely broken.

>>723108107
Speaking from experience?

>>723105770
>>723108107
>bread is LE BAD
FUCK OFF /fit/ I WILL NEVER QUIT BREAD ITS MAI FRIEND!!!!!!

>>723106828
I do and a lot of it is at the extreme end of gadgetry even if you're a big coffee/espresso "hobbyist"
More than half the equipment shown in the cuts is overdesigned for no reason other than "because we can"
The siphon brewer though is rather standard except for the part where he dumps in the grouond coffee. He drops it from a blind shaker which you use shake grounds around to even out the distribution of different sized particles.
BUT there's zero reason to do that for a brewing method where the grounds get dispersed in a much larger volume of water. You do it for espresso, not a siphon brew.

>>723108157
>he knows too much.

>>723108180
Shouldn't you europoors be going to sleep already?

Burgers be like,
>yeah bread and coffee is so bad for you! dumb europoors...
mean while they slam McDs and pharma pills 24/7 from the age of 5 and for life

>>723103567
>it's a hobby, just like videogames
no one spends 2 hours polishing their controller or whatever the fuck before playing a game

>>723108107
We need sugar thoughveit

>>723108107
here is another important thing to mention get your Testosterone tested
Found out min was low which has been causing my energy to plummet, so I have to get shots and that's with cutting out masturbation.. I didn't realize just how fucky your body gets if your T gets too low

>>723108107
but the eucharist is made of bread (before it transubstantiates into the body of christ)

my forehead breaks out in a red scaling rash whenever I drink coffee
i drink coffee every day

>>723108180
Bread makes you fat

>>723104941
He fell for it

>>723102842 (OP)
My caffeine consuming life improved drastically when I switched to instant coffee because I discovered my problem - it was making a pot and drinking all of it in a short time span, when what I want/need is small caffeine "hits" throughout the day.
I actually came to realize this after dropping coffee for black tea for about a year, but the point still stands.
My video gaming life hasn't changed much for it, but I definitely feel that I reap caffeine's benefits more in this way (50-80mg at a time every few hours) than getting a big blast of 350+mg all at once with the subsequent trainwreck.

>>723108667
imagine using that as a bong lol

>>723103567
>>723108667
I work in a chemistry lab and all of that shit looks like repurposed lab equipment. The filters especially look 1:1 like the plastic nalgene filters I use.

>>723108716
Skill issue

>>723108667
This looks like it would be a nightmare to clean

>>723108515
>spoiler
I was fapping like 3 times per day, once while in the shower before working, and I knew that I had to stop. I've gone 3 days not doing it so far and I definitely feel better.

>>723108962
sometimes I think I have a problem but then I can easily stop jerking off for like a week. I can definitely attest to higher energy levels when not whacking off for a couple days.

>>723103567
wait until this guy finds out about meth

just coffee thanks

>>723106445
he just said it feels like science, not that it was actually science
/v/ faggots really like to pick apart the most innocent things like a pack of starving hyenas. I'd say that's much more pretentious

>>723108180
t. grainfed peasant

>Drink coffee
>Tastes like shit
>Doesn't give me energy, it just makes me stressed and anxious

>drink torrefacto on the regular
have I fucked up?

>>723103567
Based coffee enjoyer

>>723104275
Try taking it with something fatty just like thc. It hits harder.

>>723109948
It wakes me up which I often need during weekdays for work since I sleep 2 hours on average

>>723104725
I used to have coffee everyday and got headaches when I skipped a day. So I just started having it like one a week

>>723102842 (OP)
opposite
cant enjoy vidya without improved caffeine focus and after taking a nice caffeine morning shit

>>723110553
coffee is one of the weakest things you can take to stay awake
Do better

I fucking love coffee, I steal a cup from work to have in the morning and it spikes my heart rate like crazy so I can bust out a bunch of chores and work out before heading to work. Also makes me insanely horny like I could hump a hole into a concrete wall levels of horny.

when i started drinking coffee the first time I just made one extremely strong 1 liter pot and I would not be surprised if the level of euphoria I was on rivalled cocaine

anyone else here love canned coffee?

>>723110967
based wagegoy retard

>get this
>open package
>put into cup of hot water
>some stevia for sweetness
>drink
Each cuppa costs like 12 cents.
That's just for enjoyment, I have 200mg caffeine pills if I feel the need but my energy levels are such that I just don't need that much caffeine.

>>723111051
I use the energy to do all my work within the first 2 hours of my shift and then spend the remaining 8 hours slacking off in my office lel. Management thinks Im a super hard worker when they pay me to play emulated games on my phone.

caffe anons who grind their own beans, what grinder(s) do you own? for me it's the 1zpresso zp6 and timemore c3

>>723111125
>some stevia for sweetness
I hate those kind of sweeteners, they always leave a nasty aftertaste in my tongue.

>>723111182
good for you
I work from home and just answer an email or two and spend the rest of the time playing vidya

>>723111125
>sweeteners

>>723111248
That's understandable. Doesn't quite happen for me, fortunately.

>>723110824
I don't want something to fuck me up though, just something to help keep me up without my head dropping onto my desk. I'm already taking Ritalin

>>723102842 (OP)
I'm also on the coffee does almost nothing for me train, all my life

I've been a daily morning drinker on and off through life because of social pressure only, at best it gives a brief +1 to mood on a scale of like 20, drink anymore and it makes you anxious and irritable. Soon as I quit it's not missed at all.

>>723111242
Kingrinder K6
You don't need more

>>723111125
>think tea is simple, leaves in hot water
>can't overcomplicate it
>go to https://www.reddit.com/r/tea/
Redditors will make the most simple things in life completely fucking pretentious and outright irritable.

>>723108107
LMAO, what's so bad about eating a piece of bread with every meal? This must be an American thing.

>>723111674
completely unrelated but peppermint tea is the best tea because the menthol relaxes the fuck out of you

>>723111242
bought a mavo phantox pro on prime day a few months ago for $125 and very satisfied. I'm too cheap to buy something over $150. Hario pegasus/switch and medium/dark beans with abaca filters are my daily.

>>723102842 (OP)
Only if you drink shitty fake coffee with milk and sugar.
Drink plain espresso, French press or Turkish coffee.
Ideally drink some water afterwards

>love coffee
>recently start getting instant dry-skin on my scalp when i drink it
i hate it, but it's probably a sign to stop

>>723111678
It's Americans taking things to the extreme
They eat too much food in general and a lot of it is carbs from bread. But instead of just cutting back on bread, they take it to the extreme and just cut it out entirely which then transitions into meme-ing the keto diet into existence
They'll also conflate true celiac disease with bread being bad for you because again Americans take it to the extreme and have no nuance

I always feel like I cannot control my coffee intake, it always creeps up and escalates on you and then you're always anxious and jittery and tired.

>>723102842 (OP)
yea I switched from coffee to decaf tea and it feels so much better to have a balanced amount of energy throughout the day compared to being super hyped on caffeine then randomly crashing and needing another cup of coffee to continue. I also heard it messes with your dopamine.

>>723111757
damn I also like peppermint tea it's just vastly more expensive than plain old black tea.

>>723102842 (OP)
caffeine addiction is serious. learn to regulate your emotions, better your sleep schedule, exercise more, eat more fruit, eat more vegetables and cut out junk food . you'll feel the high of coffee/energy drinks without consuming them.

>>723103567
what is that thing and why does the coffee come out like syrup?

>>723111946
>Caffeine binds to adenosine receptors, which in turn block the binding of adenosine to its receptor. The blockage of adenosine receptors indirectly affects the release of neurotransmitters such as norepinephrine, dopamine, acetylcholine, serotonin, glutamate, and gamma-aminobutyric acid (GABA). An influx in these neurotransmitters alters mood, memory, alertness, and cognitive function [4].
https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC8202818/

It doesn't "mess" with your dopamine. Caffeine only directly blocks the "I'm tired" receptor

>>723103039
Boomer here. What does this mean?

>>723112052
>you'll feel the high of coffee/energy drinks without consuming them.
no you wont

>>723112073
That's what proper espresso looks like

coffee addiction is normalized because coffee makes people into better wage slaves.
It's not supposed to help you enjoy anything. It's supposed to keep you awake and at work.

Although if you only drink it occasionally, it can create euphoria for some people. That is why dependence on it can cause you to stop enjoying things.

>>723112216
damn bro you sound so enlightened and smart and cool. Can I suck your dick?

>Straight edge fags are coming for coffee now
Look out it's the fun police!

breathing air
>destroys your ability to enjoy vidya

>>723112117
but blocking adenosine indirectly releases more dopamine.

>>723112281
Sorry fag, I didn't realize stating a few simple facts would bruise your pathetic ego so much. Next time I'll keep it to myself so I don't hurt your fragile psyche.

>>723112216
Cold brewed coffee is the only way you should drink it, and it tastes extremely good.
Heat destroys the taste which is why a lot of people are put off by coffee or need extensive mixers

>>723112216
I consume coffee and energy drinks every day even if I don't feel tire or feel the high from drinking it. I'm addicted and I know i need to stop. it doesn't do much to anymore other than comfort and headaches.

>>723112216
>>723112052
This is such retarded faggot larping.
>Look guys, I am so heckin redpilled I don't do [harmless thing], trust me you guys it's totally jewish poison I transformed into an ubermensch once I stopped drinking coffee

>>723104725
you just feel left behind by the people around you becoming better man.
It's okay to not self improve

>>723112168
looks more like chocolate fondue

>>723112348
really good redditor impression, I see a promising future for (you) farming

>>723103260
I did no coffee for a week and didn't feel different at all so I went back to drinking coffee because I like the flavor.

>>723102842 (OP)
I like coffee because it makes me poopy

>>723112308
Eating food also releases dopamine but that doesn't mean that's bad for you

>>723112420
>I don't feel tire or feel the high from drinking it. I'm addicted and I know i need to stop. it doesn't do much to anymore other than comfort and headaches
same. i miss the feeling when it actually did something. all it takes is a few weeks of cold turkey to factory reset but i just cant fucking do it

knew a guy that was an insufferable straight edge nigger. the kind that would give you a talk if he saw you smoking a cigarette or drinking a coke
well he was lactose intolerant but didn't care for the longest time until he fucked up his stomach. now he got hemorrhoids and his guts are shot up, it sounds like a bazooka going off when he shits plus he occasionally shits blood
point is we all need our vices and you should stop being insufferable niggers

Gotta love /v/

>>723112348
Your headcanon is not facts.

>>723104725
>>723105770
>>723108180
I have genuinely started feeling better in my day-to-day life when I stopped eating bread. I don't know why, I just felt generally healthier.

>>723112513
this is a rare intelligent civil discourse happening on v. enjoy it for what it is.

>>723112424
im the guy you linked and i still drink coffee, retard. Coffee is good for you. Dependence on it is not, for the same reason being dependent on any psychoactive substance is bad.

>jewish poisoning
who the fuck said anything about jews or poison? take your pills, schizo.

it helps knowing that your body needs sugar for energy

>>723108107
Obvious ketolard
Bet you think eating fruit is bad because it contains sugar

>>723112584
>akkkkshually
>for the same reason being dependent on any psychoactive substance is bad.
What reason is that, my good faggot?

i drink coffe while drinking beer while smoking a cigarette while chugging a monster just to spit straight edge fags

>>723112420
Just stop
It's not heroin

Then after you quit you can go back to it and feel the high again, for a little while at least

>>723108107
I'm not quitting bread but I would like to eat less, but what the fuck are you supposed to eat?

>>723112742
can't imagine the amount of anti-coffee fags in here gulping down HFCS because they don't even read ingredients

>>723112739
because if you run out of it you feel like shit and your brain cannot function properly for at least a few days, depending on the substance

don't they teach you kids this shit in school?

>>723111678
It's bad for blood sugar. Wholewheat is better or it's just ketotards

>>723112418
I literally chew on roasted coffee beans and swallow them. that's the true one way

>>723112880
It's coffee though. The effect is mild and you can simply taper it off if you're a special person for whom coffee withdrawal is crippling. Do they teach you that at le school?

>>723104725
I went through the same phases in my early 20s. It's just them learning how the body works and trying new things. Eventually of course you realise that so many things are technically a poison, just about everything is said to be killing you etc. The 100% of people who drank water died thing. For everyone in that phase now, it's fine you should just continue. But know that you are not treading new ground at all. As long as you have a balanced diet and daily excercise and use your common sense with things like coffee and don't chug it like a retard you're fine.

>>723103567
I brew my pot of joe in a $25 Mr Coffee i bought from Walmart.

>>723112983
>yes its bad, its just not THAT bad

thanks for agreeing with me retard

>>723108107
you forgot to add
>4chan
>gaming
>sleeping less than 9 hours
>not working out
>complaining about current affairs
>not working less than 45 hours a week
>not having no children

>>723113132
>sleeping less than 9 hours
lmao, 7 hours is optimal, you must be sick or work in construction if you need 9 hours

>>723107018
>AAAIIIIIEEEEE DADDY GOVERNMENT THAT MAN OVER THERE IS HAVING FUN! PLEASE BAN IT BAN IT BAN IT BAN IT I'M LITERALLY GOING INSANE AAAAIIIIIIEEEEE
Seethe more

>>723113132
the retards on this board would not have their lives improved by having kids

>>723111032
I like the normal black boss but the flavored ones all taste like chemical sugar bombs (at least the US versions anyway). la colombe is usually my go to for canned coffee but the black is too fruity for me to take straight

>>723103567
>by buying 1000$ worth of equipment I can make tiktok videos to an untapped market and get a bit of exposure and money that way
ftfy

Understanding most of the "trad" posts and lifestyle advice comes from ultra conservative christians really was an eye opener. Useful idiots willingly or unwillingly push christcuck propaganda to seem morally superior over others.

>>723104725
>Then again I guess some people CHANGED THEIR LIFE with literal placebos, mind tricks, or superstitions so maybe it's similar
Usually theyre leaving out the important part of why it worked. Things like "I was drinking a full gram of caffeine a day" or "cutting out sugar/carbs also took 1500 calories out of my daily intake." I bet people do think jerking off is bad when they stop doing it 6 times a day and suddenly their dick goes back to normal.
Feels extra good if they also started a workout routine while they fixed other bad habits and got to feel what a normal, healthy state feels like for the first time in their adult lives

>>723112880
You don't feel like shit lol. I've quit alcohol cold Turkey, caffeine was absolutely nothing. In fact I was just off caffeine accidentally during a trip and barely even noticed.

>>723103567
Based.

>>723103260
I've been trying to quit here too. I don't really think caffeine is much of an issue for the average wake up, go to work, come home and do whatever, then go to sleep type of person, but the way caffeine affects sleep can make it very detrimental to creative pursuits.

>>723113538
>i don't feel like shit therefore nobody does

your brain function was affected but you already did so much damage via alcoholism you didnt notice

>>723102842 (OP)
Coffee and alcohol are the biggest slops to exist

>>723113458
You're completely off the rails if you think "stop consuming [everyday thing] it's bad for you" is some ultraconservative shit.

>>723112747
don't do this it creates mustard gas

>>723103941
That's a pretty low bar, hardware-based audiophiles are basically the most retarded community across all hobbies in all of human history.

Drinks that won't harm you ever
>water

Drink that won't harm you in moderation
>black coffee
>green or black tea
>herbal teas
>kombucha
>milk

Drinks that will harm you
>fruit juice (especially store bought)
>soda
>diet soda (increases cravings)
>energy drinks
>alcoholic drinks
>starbucks coffee

Coffee is one of the only products I'll sperg out and splurge on the super fancy expensive product. Cheap Folgers coffee tastes like burnt coal and gives me heartburn. There is a noticeable difference between that and the good stuff.

>>723113082
Mr Coffee? Now THATS a guy I'd like to know! Hahahaha

>>723113714
so is frogposting.

>>723113082
What would the world be like without Mr Coffee...

>>723113846
>>fruit juice (especially store bought)
are you implying the "fruit" juice that's just half sugar? Then yeah.

>>723108667
So... it's like a bong for coffee?

>>723113850
What does it say about me as a person if i buy Cafe Bustelo?

i drink a liter of coffee a day and have been for the past several years is it over for me

>>723113714
Maybe you should stop being such a fat sack of shit instead of obsessing over nothingburgers like coffee.

>>723114027
yes you are more coffie than monkie at this point

>destroys your ability to enjoy vidya
More like
>enables you to play video games when depressed.

I'd smoke some crystal meth out of a glass bubble but I can't go back to jail or go crazy again. I love crystal meth even better than coffee.

Wish I had an adderall perscription again.

>>723113846
Ummm akshually if you drink 100L of water you will die.
The jews dont want you to know this.
As a based christfaggot I've completely stop drinking the liquid jew and I have never felt better.

>>723114027
you're gonna have a weekend of hell the first time you try to quit. I'd ease up and start learning to appreciate it in smaller amounts.
t. ex bulk-drinker

>>723111678
it's bad for Americans because of the amount of sugar they consume on a daily basis.

consuming white rice every day is "bad" too :)

>Ozzy did every single king of drug ever invented, sometimes combined
>Lived a long prosperous life
>It was an ATV accident that did him in
Explain that anti coffee fags

>>723113950
Yeah but even then just eating whole fruit or drinking fruit smoothies (which is basically just whole fruit in liquid form) is better

>>723112157
zoomers that use wireless headphones because they just NEED to be able to move around the entire house while wearing them

i just make a single cuppa in the morning. used to just boil it in a pot, but i started doing pour over recently and it tastes pretty damn good. that said most of making a better cup of coffee comes from buying non shit beans.
espresso fanatics and people with giga expensive setups they use to make latte frappe venti molto homo dessert drinks (at 6am no less) really perturb me.

>>723114082
Comparing concentrated liquid carcinogen to coffee was absolutely wild.

>>723112729
fruits are the dumbest food pyramid scam

acids paired with sugar is the worst you can do to your teeth.
Some of them have more sugar than your average sweets.
They do a terrible job of sating hunger because they are mostly just water and sugar
Some of their vitamin contents are so high that you easily overdose.
Many of them contain acids and low amounts of natural poisons on top of either pesticidal or mould.
Shipped over great distances, questionable eco-friendliness

You really shouldn't eat more than an apple a day or equivalent.

>>723114523
The only fruit I even like are bananas since I like to eat them with oatmeal. I've never been in the mood for an apple or an orange, honestly. I never wake up in the morning and I'm like "Aw shit son time for a fucking apple!", it just never happens. That desire for one isn't in my bloodstream.

>>723103260
>>723103567
Poors will never understand

Why does anyone fucking care about this?

Do whatever the fuck you want. As long as you're not some psychotic murderer raping babies and eating kittens, nobody should give a shit what you do.

>>723111445
She's pretty cute. Sauce?

>>723114523
Enjoy your scurvy and constipation

>>723110553
You sleep 2 hours on average because you drink coffee

>>723114863
enjoy your heartburn, diarrhea and liver damage

>>723108667
>coffee, japan

>>723115061
I don't drink alcohol so I'm fine

This thread is literally skub vs anti-skub and if you pick a side in this utterly meaningless troll debate you are only showing everyone what a fucking unimaginative boring ass retard you are.

Crystal meth > alcohol > coffee

>>723104631
Some studies show that caffeine increases the availability or binding potential of D2/D3 dopamine receptors in human brain imaging experiments, which is (if anything) the opposite of “damage” or downregulation. Are you just saying shit on the internet anon?

>>723114824
We're merely passing time until we die. Let us talk about stupid shit anon damn.

>>723113846
>kombucha
as an eastern european i'm more fond of kvass

>>723102842 (OP)
2 cups a day is as much as i can drink before the negatives outweigh the positives.
anything more makes me gradually more anxious and unable to focus on anything.

>>723114523
>acids paired with sugar is the worst you can do to your teeth.
just swish some water after you eat them or brush 30 minutes after eating if that's a big deal for you

>>723107414
For me it’s Kalita Wave

>>723109361
Made me kek

>>723104725
>>723108107
If sugar is so bad for you then why does it taste so good?

>itt fags argue over if coffee is good for you
all of your problems are because you dont drink enough water

>>723103567
>>723106445
A guy I know literally cannot shut up about coffee and is exactly like this. The best part is that he actively hates coffee and thinks it's gross but he loves acting like a pretentious faggot about it and spending literal thousands of dollars on this kind of equipment.

>>723112496
that chart is wrong, video games are better than sex

>>723112157
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D8al7iq0iqA

>>723115885
sugar is very good for you. it's just that the healthy dose is very low compared to what you eat every day

>>723104725
>ughhh bro I quit my shameful habit of eating bread and it CHANGED MY LIFE
I did this. Bread is literal poison.

>>723112581
yeah, but it's not about video games

someone explain in what reality bread is bad for you

>>723103567
grrr and now it's my turn to reply with a bitter, contrarian opinion!!

Fresh espresso/cappuccino is pretty nice, all the coffee enthusiast shit past that is a gimmick

>>723105637
>for a religious purposes
what religion demands not drinking coffee for a certain period of time?

>>723112930
I inject it if you dont use needles you are faggot that need BBC rape

>>723116324
Maybe in some 3rd-world shithole where bread isn't actually bread and filled to the brim with chemical trash, like america.

Gamers have been drinking MTN Dew Code Red since the dawn of time, are you really gonna listen to some (((scientific))) soda telling you drink water? that shit rats drink? fuck off shill

>>723116179
>A guy I know literally cannot shut up about coffee and is exactly like this. The best part is that he actively hates coffee and thinks it's gross but he loves acting like a pretentious faggot about it and spending literal thousands of dollars on this kind of equipment.
That's literally me but with video games

>>723116568
the one where when family visits or I bring my family back to the holy land to visit my parents for the holidays

>>723116568
Some people give it up for Lent, and Mormons aren't allowed to ever until their church has a large enough financial stake in it like happened with Coca-Cola in 2012.

>>723117019
Are you jewish anon?
>>723117140
huh, i haven't heard about anyone giving up coffee for lent

>>723116324
excess carbs is bad for you and when you eat bread it's entirely carbs so you have to eat other things, which means more calories, just to get the nutrients you need.
Fruit is far superior form of carbs.
Vegetables, nuts, and seeds are fare superior forms of fiber.
It's the portion of bread and carbs that are bad for you and the lack of strength training that would usually use those carbs.
Non-strenuous activity uses fat for energy
Strenuous activity uses glycogen for energy, which can be made from sugar or protein (read: free floating protein in the body, not muscle mass, though it'll use muscle mass in the absence of sugar and protein)
So people who don't participate in strenuous activity need to heavily reduce their carb intake, which normal portions of bread will easily exceed.
That's basically it.
Eat your bread if you want, but it's basically empty calories compared to fruit.

>>723104725
>>ughhh bro I quit my shameful habit of eating bread and it CHANGED MY LIFE
Bread is pretty bad. It's just a bunch of short chained carbohydrates (starch), which is literally just one step above plain sugar. Stopping to eat bread could legitimately change your life. Carbohydrates have an effect on your brain and digestive system.

>>723117262
Do jews not drink caffeine?

>>723107843
>>723108034
>If I had a nickel for every time some jerkoff with the biggest head on the planet claimed they experienced "ego death"
QRD?

>>723117380
idk

>>723117329
>Fruit is far superior form of carbs.
doubt.png

>>723117329
fructose a shit

>>723117262
People give up all sorts of lame shit for Lent, so coffee is at least a bit less lame than giving up shopping or overthinking like some places suggest people try out for Lent.

>>723117469
Fructoss > Glucose from just a carb perspective
And fruits are filled to the brim with micronutrients.
Even things as sweet as bananas and apples are better than bread.
>>723117504
Your waifu a shit and her childhood friend a shit

>>723102842 (OP)
Plants are not your friend and they get revenge by poisoning you through consumption.

>>723116179
Way to completely miss the point of the video.
If you had watched more than ten seconds, you'd understand that him liking the taste of coffee is irrelevant. Some people just enjoy the act of brewing coffee and treat it as a hobby, spending money on equipment and dedicating space to the act.
You're not shitting your pants over other hobbies that cost thousands of dollars, you just hate this for no real reason.

>>723112841
>I'm not quitting bread but I would like to eat less, but what the fuck are you supposed to eat?
Meat.
Eggs.
Apple Cider Vinegar.

>>723104725

Holy copepost, god damn bro,

why do i feel like if i stopped eating bread, jacking off, playing video games and consuming sugar, i would be a lot more unhappy as a faggot normie with a anti-social personality and no coping mechanisms.

>>723103260
I quit caffeine and my palpitations have stopped, bathroom feels better, I feel less dehydrated. It's been over a month and I've had one caffeinated drink and I feel so good now.

>>723117437
there is an extremely annoying archetype of person who is really dumb and tries a psychedellic once. This causes them to think they are some giga brained genius who is enlightened in a way unlike regular sheeple.

Beyond them just being annoying as fuck their "enlightenment" they recieve from the trip is usually some basic logic or fact of life that you figured out as a highschooler.

>>723112841
Meat
Dairy like cottage cheese, cheese, greek yogurt
fruits
veggies
I mean still have bread just in lower amounts.
Really hard to have a good burger without bread.

>>723117721
congrats on being a big boy!

>>723117743
>there is an extremely annoying archetype of person who is really dumb and tries a psychedellic once. This causes them to think they are some giga brained genius who is enlightened in a way unlike regular sheeple.
I had this but with weed. Then I slept for 15 hours straight.

>>723104725
>>723105770
>>723108716
>>723112534
>>723108107
>>723116232
>>723117329
>>723117369
My grandparents ate bread pretty much every day of their lives, and they were super healthy, my grandmother lived till 96 which is much more so than the average in many countries.

>>723117764
also DEEZ NUTS
but unironically nuts
AND FIBER BOOOOIIIIII
GETCHU SOME
I PERSONALLY RECCOMEND GROUND CHIA SEEDS AND PSYLLIUM HUSK FOR BOTH INSOLUBLE AND SOLUBLE FIBER
I take 4 tablespoons of each every day but please take like one of each a day if you start out because your gut biome will wage war on you if you aren't used to 40-50 grams of fiber per day.

>>723108180
>>723104725
I eat bread occasionally like once or twice a month but only get it from my local bakery, freshly fermented and baked. I basically treat it like a rare desert. Might try making my own some day.
It's been a huge life improvement in terms of energy and awareness, I'm glad I cut down on bread consumption.

You too should eat less grain and more red meats an veggies anons. To much grain basically sucks all your bodies nutrients out and nukes your micro biome in your gut. Humans were never meant to consume so many processed grains and all the corn and sóy they put in that shit to also doesn't help.

>>723103260
>>723102842 (OP)
What about caffeine in tea? I enjoy green tea with a teaspoon of honey.

>>723117980
>What about caffeine in tea?
poison is poison regardless of the amount

>>723114285
>As a based christfaggot I've completely stop drinking the liquid jew
So you don't take communion?

>>723117764
>fruits
>veggies
Stop saying FRUIT is healthy. It is fucking NOT. It's SUGAR. Most of it is fructose, which is even worse than glucose. Some fruits have some healthy bits in between all that sugar like vitamins and minerals, which are good for you. If you just ate fruit for a prolonged period of time, you'd be anything but healthy. Fruit are a DESERT. Treat them as such. An apple is still better than ultra processed sugary "food" you buy from the grocery store though.

Veggies can legitimately healthy. But not all of them. Only low-starch ones. Most leafy green veggies are genuinely healthy.

>>723117329
Bread can't be ''all cerbs'' since it's literally the body of Christ. There has to be some meat in it, which is protein, and blood, which is water.

>>723111389
I had two cups of coffee this morning and then two energy drinks at the gym and I was fucking lit

>>723102842 (OP)
Psyop bullshit.

The same people telling you to grow up and stop exercising your brains with games are now telling you coffee is bad also.

Drink plenty of coffee and play plenty of games and your mind will stay sharp as a dagger.

>>723117980
Tea is the best source of caffeine, there's not so much in it you'd get edgy, and it even has theaine which counteracts some of the negative effects. Never had the shakes from caffeine trying to get shit done since starting to drink tea. You can also drink a lot.

>>723111942
yeah you gotta do a tolerance break every few months to reset

>>723117980
Green tea is A+

>>723102842 (OP)
Only if you drink weak coffee. I exclusively use beans with extreme caffeine content with edgy gamer names

Not trying to shitpost but all the posts about how "this entire conversation is meaningless just drink what you want" definitely come from coffee addicts

>>723113741
being anti-caffeine is some mormon shit fr
I will NOT stop drinking coffee
>>723113846
i've been really into drinkable yogurt/kefir lately

I garuntee you Im healthier than every other faggot itt and I eat bread daily alongside drinking coffee

>>723107957
Anon thats retarded. Any fiber in coffe is negligible. It messes with people digestion because its acidic as all fuck and messes with the mucus lining in your intestines

>>723114024
cafe bustelo is not terrible, I'd say it's better than folgers or the other budget brands, only thing that sucks is it's espresso grounds and not a larger grind

>>723103084

Everything in moderation.

Including moderation itself; sometimes you just need to treat yourself.

Second month off the soft drink and liquid calories the cravings never go away but at least I'm not dozing off on the road any more

>>723117980
>sweetening green tea
Japs would kill you for this
Plain matcha/sencha or bust

>>723102842 (OP)

I always wanted to get into coffee but it's just so gross tasting. Same reason I don't drink alcohol.

>>723109661
I think that just means you dont know the definition of pretentious

>Americans be like
>X IS REALLY BAD FOR YOU YOU BETTER QUIT IT
>Not realising their shitty products are filled to the brim with the most unhealthiest shit imagineable whilst they're banned elsewhere in the world.

>>723104725
>>723108180
>You Will NEVER Eat Bread Again after Watching This
https://odysee.com/@DrBerg:4/you-will-never-eat-bread-again-after:1
>The Truth About this "Healthy" Food
https://odysee.com/@DrBerg:4/the-truth-about-this-healthy-food:8

To be fair we have to distinguish American bread (hyper processed shit full of corn syrup and sugar) from bread made in normal countries that don't have an obesity epidemic. Regardless you shouldn't be eating to much of either, your brain craves protein most of all and your stomach needs a little bit of everything.

I have never and will never drink coffee. Tea is so infinitely superior its insane and its actually heatlhy for you

>One coffee in morning
>One more before bartending shift if needed
>Chain smoke all day
>Beer after work

>>723117764
lmao dairy is HORRIBLE for humans
that shit's gonna kill you faster than anything else for sure

>>723103260
>>723104725
My irl friend does this all the time. He will one day randomly quit something and then he'll be like
>DUDE I quit seed oils and I feel SO much better
Then he'll go back to eating seed oils and he'll be like
>DUDE I cut sugar and I feel SO much better
Then he'll start eating sugar again, so on and so forth. It's just another mental illness linked to an eating disorder like so many Americans have. It probably helps to understand it if you can't tell the difference between correlation and causation.

>>723118763
>bread is LE BAD and will KILL you
>>723118874
>milk is LE BAD and will KILL you
>>723118143
>fruit is LE BAD and will KILL you
what the fuck am I supposed to eat?

>>723118813

My mother smokes cigarettes and drinks coffee from the moment she wakes up until the moment she falls asleep. Oh and she takes Adderall too. And she has a shopping addiction.

Bitch is a fucking junkie.

>>723111947
Sometimes the most cost effective way to go is buying a pound of loose leaf tea and a cheap steel mesh tea steeping ball or reusable tea bag. It's certainly saved me quite a bit of money on tea in general.

>>723108667
kino

>>723118874
Cheese is delicious and I will not stop eating it

>>723118778
based tea enjoyer

>>723118874
Yeah bro, tell that to the 80-year-old Swiss guy still chugging cheese and skiing like it’s 1975.
You’re out here acting like milk is plutonium because some influencer said “mucus bad.” Humans have been milking anything with udders since before written language, and somehow civilization didn’t collapse from a glass of 2%.
Enjoy your $12 almond water while I enjoy my life, bones intact, calcium levels thriving.

>>723118995
>what the fuck am I supposed to eat?
I just told you

Drink more milk, it's good for (You).

>>723102842 (OP)
>drink coffee
>develop the ability to stay awake for days

>get vaxxed
>develop autism and become really good at factorio

>god status:
>achieved

>>723118995
you're not supposed to eat anon, that's exactly the point
become a buddhist monk and starve yourself to death to reach nirvana
escape this hellish plane of existence

>>723119148
back to your containment thread retard

>>723118995
Nuts and seeds
Both ketotards and vegantards agree they're good + they're tasty

>>723118763
>falling for Scientologist pseudoscience grifters
lol lmao even. Here's your (You)

There's nothing wrong with coffee, fruit, or skim milk, there's legitimate schizos on here of course.

>>723118874
All of this is wrong. Eating dairy every single day is like drugs for your digestive system. Do it. Don't stop it.

>>723119221
>t.

>>723118995
>what the fuck am I supposed to eat? Seared venison steaks you personally shot InnaWoods and seasoned with herbs grown in your own backyard.

>>723119218
feel free to eat milk chocolate

>>723119325
never trust an anon that fucks up a greentext this hard

>>723119221
>seeds
>the things that contain seed oils
Go back to hell you baby molesting foreskin devouring pedophile usurer faggot

>>723108667
>3 cuts of .1-.3 seconds across 2 seconds of wate pouring
Jesus Christ now THAT can't be healthy.

how about enjoying some vidya with the family?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uMwFWDIFVCU

I love having a coffee in the morning and feeling the need to take a shit some minutes after. It just clicks, like your life finally has some sense put into it. 5 hours of sleep, 6 hours, doesn't matter... Awesome.

>>723119376
seeds dont contain seed oil you fucking retarded schizo

>>723119453
How do people function on 5 hours of sleep

>>723119464
where does the seed oil come from den

I eat bread every day because I have literally nothing else to eat.

>>723103567
Literally what is supposed to be wrong with this?
>Yeah it doesn't taste that much different but it's fun

>>723119518
jews obviously

>>723118726
>pink slime
I think I need to puke the shit out of my mouth

>>723119365
>never trust an anon that fucks up a greentext this hard
It was an honest mistake, I even immediately set a timer to go off after a minute after realizing I fucked up and was gonna delete an repost a fixed/edited version.
But now that you've pointed it out my ass would simply get Streisand effected if I tried doing that now.
Thanks jerk

>>723119376
Thanks
I'll return to eating my sunflower and pumpkin seeds

>>723119621
>aqua post
>is retarded
you know the rules aquatard, bend over

>>723102842 (OP)


Of course /v/ would want to try to make a big deal out of nothing. Your body can process caffeine just fine without side effects or addiction, just don't abuse the dose you retard.

>>723103567
I like brewing coffee too but the point is to drink it. If you're wasting thousands on equipment + extra time and effort on anything that isn't solely for the purpose of making the coffee taste better, you're a retard.

>>723119497
You don't, but it doesn't matter. Coffee will set you free.

>>723119148
>Pubic hair on art but not on figure
gay

>>723104725
Based booniesdock poster

>>723112496
>when you play hgames

>>723118813
Damn imagine how epic youre going to look 10 years from now. Stained brown teeth, balding grey hair, permanent coffee breath and stale tabaccoo. Fuckin hot bro

>>723119453
same
>eat a shitton of fiber throughout the day
>fart for several hours (you do NOT want to sit next to me at the office)
>next morning, breakfast, a cup of coffee and a perfect shit to start off the day

>>723103567
I have a friend who is obsessed with coffee at this level and owns plenty gear like this
I'll admit that he makes some of the best coffee I've ever had
If I could make coffee that great every day I'd be drinking it all the time
he said something like $100 worth of stuff and just picking good coffee is already like 95% of the work done, but you can spend thousands of dollars trying to get the remaining 5%

>>723119376
Seeds are good.
Seed oils are bad, because of the way it is extracted and processed. Google it. It's a fucking chemical trainwreck.
They ultra heat it, use chemicals like hexane to extract the oil (hexane is toxic btw), and need to bleach and deodorize the end product, because it is LITERALLY machine oil.

>>723118960
Quitting seed oils is 100% good for you faggot. Cook with tallow, lard, or butter like a real human

>>723118158
fuck, I can't refute any of that

>>723119706
>Of course /v/ would want to try to make a big deal out of nothing. Your body can process meth just fine without side effects or addiction, just don't abuse the dose you retard.

How do we feel about people who dont think water and only drink coke zero like sakurai?

niggas be liek:
>bread is bad and will kill you
>anyways I got a plate of spaghetti to finish

>>723119969
>people who dont think water
what? you don't think water, anon?

What about oatmeal?

>>723108667
>>723103567
Does this actually do anything to make it taste any better than a basic coffee maker?

>>723108180
>>723108107
the reason why americans eat so much bread is due to propaganda, this shitty chart was splattered and taught in schools nationwide for DECADES because muh industry

>>723119969
>How do we feel about people who dont think water and only drink coke zero like sakurai?
Only americans treat soft drinks like water

>>723119376
>doesnt know what seed oils actually are

>>723120097
A+.
Just make it yourself. Don't buy the processed shit from the store that has like 20 ingredients in it.

>>723106043
>turns beans into a stimulating, psychoactive elixir
That is a science project you bafoon

>>723120116
America did this with Got Milk and it worked too. I knew kids who would drink multiple glasses a day because their parents said they should even into 6th grade.

>>723113846
>>fruit juice (especially store bought)
fuck you I love apple and grape juice

>>723120182
What about my nigga bob?

>>723120194
I drink milk because it's fucking delicious.

>>723118158
>literally
That Jesus fella must have been a large lad if we're still eating bits of him thousands of years later. Or is he like the magic pudding?

>>723120097
It's basically tastelesd plain
I prefer whole grain bread + cheese + eggs for breakfast

>>723103260
It's cus you retarded niggers drink like a fucking Big Gulp size cup of coffee when that shit is supposed to be in a small tea cup. Not to mention that most of you drown the coffee in sugar/syrup.

>>723117593
Fuck off. I'm sick of faggots trying to "legitimize" everything as a hobby. Brewing coffee is not a fucking hobby. Playing video games is not a hobby. Hobbies are productive, require effort, and cultivate skills. Anything else is pure cope.

I will continue my meat, wheat, and dairy diet until the day I die and there's nothing you faggots can do to stop me. I'm not here for a long time, only a good time.

>it's another '''''subtle''''' /fit/ thread
Anyway, post Vidja Characters who motivate you to exercise and not eat goyslop.

>>723120194
Goat milk and goat cheese if fucking great

>>723120262
thank you based bob for making good shit

>>723103567
>all those steps to get clear excessively water-diluted coffee

>>723120197
Cool. Get some apple and orange trees and juice that shit yourself. It tastes way better than the sugar water stores sell.

>>723120197
Just eat fruit instead

>>723120104
espresso tastes better than a coffee maker
but this isn't that much better than just getting a basic espresso maker

>>723120262
How the fuck should I know what the fuck they put in Americans products?
But if you#re so retarded you can't make fucking OATMEAL yourself out of natural products, you're a lost cause anyway.

>>723120097
Oatmeal is pretty good. High in fiber and protien and low in calories. Goes well with fruit and honey.

>>723119497
Poorly. They would also have worse body composition due to having less time for deep, physically restorative sleep and mentally-clearing REM sleep.
Get your 7-8 hours a night, anon.
don't eat 2-3 hours before bed
Early to bed, early to rise
A walk before bed is good as well as a walk when you wake up
Go see some sunlight
All the basic-ass info is true. It's all true.
They figured it out so long ago and we think we're above it all. We pay the price

>>723120296
Any hobby who's entire skillset is "consume" is going to have the most insufferably community.

>>723119930
If a real human is an obese literal tub of lard like you then I'm good

>>723120335
Every time I play a Yakuza game, Kiryu motivates me to workout just because I think he looks cool.
If you meant girls, then every girl from a JRPG that I've ever thought was cute, which is a lot.

>>723112496
man these people must have some really shitty sex

All of you virgins are vitamin D deficient. Get your Vitamin D, bros.

>>723119930
>this stuff we've been cooking with for thousands of years is actually le bad t. youtuber trying to sell you something
kill yourself

>>723120502
>don't eat 2-3 hours before bed
where is this bullshit being pulled from?

>>723120387
>juice it
eat it, retard.
This is why you have enough time to scroll on your phone when you shit

>>723120458
since when is oatmeal low in calories?

>>723120446
Bobs is one of the few brands with no additives and is usually on sale on amazon or in bulk.

More like europeans cant quantify that good brands exist and saving money is possible even if its not home made.

>>723104725
Just blogpost garbage from underachievers looking for a pat on the back.

>>723120597
>seed oils
>thousands of years
Are you retarded?

>>723120624
>Bobs is one of the few brands with no additives and is usually on sale on amazon or in bulk.
Well then you already know. Why even ask?
I take back calling you retarded though

If you dont live like this you arent healthy sorry guys

>>723120597
the seed oils thing is real. Ive only been cooking with olive oil ever since I read all those studies about how bad they are for you.

>>723120602
Because your body doesn't rest as effectively when it's digesting food.
If you want to see for yourself, strap a heartrate monitor on and test different scenarios of proper sleep, and then eat a meal before going to bed.

>>723120387
>>723120618
if you can't eat fruit for some fucking reason, smoothies are a good alternative to juices since it retains all the fiber in a drinkable form

>>723102842 (OP)
>this entire thread
I drink tea almost every single day am I going to die as well

>>723120104
A simple espresso machine will get the same results. Once you get an espresso machine, the most important thing is a good grinder to get beans to the fine, powdery state required. Coffee beans themselves, ironically, don't matter as much unless you want to get into specialty stuff. The grind matters more for a good espresso cup.

>>723120759
>studies
Just search for how it's made.
Oh wait.
There are legitimately no good videos on how a fucking product that's bough millions of times over the whole world is made.

Makes you really go
>huh? I'm nooticing...

>>723120619
Since forever the fuck?

>>723120842
I take my browning bananas and oranges,freeze them, and blend them with milk. If everything's cold enough you can add a drop of vanilla and actually get kind of a nice creamsicle icecream.

>>723120397
no!

>>723120597
Anon tallow lard and butter are what weve been using for thousands of years. Seed oil is a modern invention intended as machine lubricant

>>723120673
>>723121016
rapeseed (canola) oil has been used for millenia retards

>>723120759
no it isn't.
cutting out one magical ingredient you think is le bad isn't an actual substitute for a proper wholistic diet and exercise. simple as.

I've never seen so much schizo misinformation on broad food groups in a single thread outside of /pol/ before.
>watches a youtube videos
>stops eating dairy, bread, fruit for the rest of his life

>>723121095
>he's an actual seed oil lobby shill

How's the pay?

>>723121023
dunkin donuts drinks made throw up. i like their donuts though.

>>723120197
the lord did not intend for us to drink the blood of fruits in such gluttonous quantities
better to eat the fruits whole

>>723120618
>i like juice
>make actually juice instead of overly processed corn syrup slop
>HURR DURR EAT IT INSTEAD
Im sure youre not the same anon so at leat ATTEMPT to follow the chain of replies you insert your retardation into

>>723120857
you do know what the chinese are putting in it right?

>>723103567
Look how watered down that shit is at the end lol

>>723121109
All that schizo bullshit just to avoid the obvious solution of just not eating so goddamn much. The dose makes the poison.

calories in
calories out
7-8 hours of sleep
meat, fruit, veggies and grains
it's that simple

>>723121285
I thought euro food regulations were super strict though.

>>723121327
Autopilot on, autopilot off

Little bit of dis, little bit of dat

>>723103567
Is this more pretentious than making a small campfire with a kettle every time you want coffee

>>723121376
don't let the Americans find out that it's all bullshit or else we'll never be able to live it down

>>723120943
no it's not
100g oatmeal total like 400 calories for 15g of protein approximately

>>723121140
it's good if you don't want to cook with cheap slop for poorfags just remember to get 30 minutes of physical activity in a day and take 5 minute breaks from the computer every hour

>>723121053
>bro just pop pills all day it's perfectly normal bro trust me

When I stop caffeine I get too tired to enjoy video games...

>>723121109
>I MUST WHITENIGHT FOR THE MACHINE LUBRICANT PRODUCERS

>>723121147
Dunkin coffee varies widely per store. I've traveled a lot across various states and parts of them, and one store will be great while another not but a dozen miles away will be putrid. Best to just make your own coffee and put it in a travel mug; regular coffee goes the best with doughnuts anyways.

>>723113846
I will continue to buy delicious lemonade in the summer months and your healthbro mentality cannot stop me

What is the difference between espresso and not-espresso?

>>723121505
>quotes a post that doesn't mention "seed oils"
>schizo breakdown anyways
Thanks for proving my point, please take your fucking meds

>>723121625
Not eating the seed oil
Not eating the tylenol
Voting RFK 2028
seethe cope dilate shill

>>723121621
9 bar of pressure

>>723102842 (OP)
Coffee does nothing to me, I just like the taste.
>b-but ur addicted
Sometimes I go weeks without drinking it because I just forget to buy.

a couple hundred thousand years ago some fucker played with his food and now we have fine dining
where did we go so wrong

>>723121662
Don't eat the seed oils schizo, I never mentioned it. Take meds.

>>723121491
Video games aren’t good for you, so that makes sense
Moderate exercise and water is all you need.

>>723121491
That's dependency anon
You should only drink 4 cups a day at max.

>>723105845
>There's a billion Nvidia driver issues and hardware related problems.
Not a problem on Team Red, it JUST WORKS in Windows in Linux in Android and probably just fine for the BSD crowd too.
Honestly I can't fathom why people still tolerate Nvidia's buggy drivers and their tendency to cause house fires.

>>723105845
>There's a billion Nvidia driver issues and hardware related problems
nigga what

>>723118703
I know you're some third world ESL, but pretentious is correctly used there.

>>723119497
Full time job = bad sleep except on weekends. Your body doesn’t sleep well after 12 hours in the ballcrusher factory, but there are bills to be paid

>>723122002
SpaceJin had a hard life huh...

>>723121814
I have too much health issues to enjoy exercise. The only exercise I do are for my back. Also what sort of point is that? Why are you on /v/ if you don't like video games

>>723121821
Yeah I'm dependent but I've cut it for months at a time and there's just no way around it, without a boost I'm generally too tired to do anything that requires even light focus

>>723108180
At the very least bake your own bread and not eat that store bought "Wonder bread" kind of shit.

>>723119048
^This, >>723111947
I've got a few bulk boxes of tea too and I basically bought pic related for steeping them. Half I keep at home and the others at work.
It's great

>>723122423
This bitch is fucking brilliant

Thoughts on German brands? They take out some of the bitterness.

>>723122289
I am here for the memes…

>>723122691
Dallmayr is great.

>>723122001
Nope

>>723122741
Weirdo

>>723120756
How do you activate your almonds?

>>723122289
>/v/
>video games
Ummm sweaty we hate video games here.

I have ulcerative colitis and can't drink coffee

>>723123117
>he has a Swiss cheese stomach
How?

>>723123117
How did you get that diagnosed?

>>723105982
I lol'd

>>723123117
Start taking bifidobacterium and lactobacillus pills with omeprazole and magnesium/aluminum milk and get rid of cured ground meats and live out soups for a while.

>>723102842 (OP)
Stimulants make me more capable, my blood pressure is naturally on the lower side and im a slower person in general. But when i take an upper of some kind i feel more capable and react more normal. I blame my dad for being an alcoholic and meth user before i was born

>>723123540
a colonoscopy

>try coffee
>literal murk water
Why?

>>723124391
You could try an amphetamine instead if you wanna be a picky autist

I drink coffee twice a day, sometimes replace with an energy drink. I've tried both not drinking coffee and stopping for a couple months. I really don't see why I wouldn't drink black coffee. What am I just going to drink water?

>>723118995
water and water and water

>thinking of quitting coffee for a while
>get sick so decide to quit it during that
>only noticeable difference in life is that sleep improves by about 20%
for me the main benefit of coffee was getting a boost for the gym in the morning so it's just weighing that up vs a slightly better sleep

>>723116926
(((small))) (((white))) (((penis)))

>>723119518
from the balls kind of seed

I went cold turkey for a year and absolutely nothing changed

Caffeine does fuck all to me other than making me piss a lot.

>>723103260
A lot of the problems you niggas get from caffeine are from you guys not drinking water and the caffeine dehydrating you further.

>>723108515
>he hasn't gamed the system

>>723112496
whenever i see stats like these it just makes me think damn meth must be so good

>>723125007
You drink more water by virtue of the coffee than the extra water you excrete due to the caffeine

anyone else need it to socialize? I'm in management and can't fucking stand talking to people all day unless there's some caffeine in me. total apathy without it.

>>723102842 (OP)
I use decaf beans and cocoa to make rich mocha espresso shots that are super cozy to drink.

>>723111016
>rivaled cocaine
no, it didnt. if (good) coke is an 8/10 euphoria than the strongest coffee in the world is a 2. and a line of meth would be 12/10

Food is bad for you actually

>>723102842 (OP)
coffee is just the weirdest boomer addiction. potheads sleep in. coffeefags wake up and drive to the fucking store for some milk at 4 am if they dont have their hit

>>723102842 (OP)
Have a cup with your Vidya. Have two.

personally my hobby is fashion

>>723126026
If coke and speed were safer every white person would use it instead of caffeine

>>723104725
in this case its because of the 80-120 (200-300% rdi) grams of sugar they were consuming with the caffeine.

>>723113229
seething addict

>>723126542
caffeine is a drug that works by irritating your nervous system, it doesnt give energy. Its actually just bad for you. It was normalized by industrial society as a way to get people to come to work early to be more productive.

>>723104725
You're absolutely correct. It seems to be some kind of psychological fixation that many have. If they simply stop consuming "thing" then their life will change immeasurably. With some stuff like smoking, yeah of course that will have a noticeable effect. Nowadays people do it for any random shit, Puritanism is making a comeback and health and abstinence culture is part of that.

Never drank coffee, didn't really appeal to me and as I've grown up I keep hearing stories of people saying they can't function without their cup of coffee in the morning which is a bigger deterrent. Good for all of you who do but not my thing.

>>723104725
It's the same as those retards going "um ackshully" when nobody asked them just to feel more important about themselves. They don't give a damn about anything besides their selfvalidation

>>723102842 (OP)
THEY REPLACED THE OOLONG TEA IN THE VENDING MACHINE AT WORK WITH GREEN TEA AND IT TASTES LIKE GRASS FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

>>723108107
>"Oh my god I had a wank and I'm gonna die, I am literally being punished by god for releasing my seed outside of a woman."

The Nofap movement has been a disaster for impressionable young men, it's like the right-wing version of trooning out.

>>723104725
every time i quit nicotine, weed, alcohol, same shit.
>3 days later
>uh okay.

meanwhile everyone else i know spends a fucking week shaking and pissed off quitting something like coffee. holy fuck whats wrong with yall

>>723113526
Exactly. I think a lot of this stuff comes from people who were fat fucks all through childhood and don't actually understand what it feels like to be healthy.

>>723126891
>t.

>>723104725
NTA but coffee 100% killed my ability to sleep properly. Even all the tricks like-
>Don't drink any caffeine 8 or less hours before bed
>Don't drink caffeine until 90 minutes after waking up
worked in trying to fix the problem. It was only after a two week cleanse of drinking zero coffee that I finally started sleeping properly again after years of being a tired insomniac.

>>723127069
*never worked

>>723113269
Lol yeah I always see this advice online and it's like "no for fucks sake don't encourage random online losers who can't tie their shoelaces to reproduce."

the sharty was right this hellsite should've stayed locked

>>723126891
actually hilariously its a different pysop. nofap novembers heavily pushed by the gay community because once you go about 8-9 days without fapping (and lmao, those people doing nofap arnt getting laid, get real), your semen starts to rot/degrade, so you body breaks it down and digests it. its basically eating your own cum, but your skipping some steps and basically injecting it back into your blood stream. the increase in natural testorene results in a spike of estrogen, which ends up making you more femmy, irratiable, emotional and so on, so fourth. so they (me) push it because it turns the later half of november into basically open season for hunting for vulnerable males to turn. basically you forget to mention it "doesnt count unless your cumming with someone" and then swoop right in on the third week

best part is i can just...admit this and everyone who does nofap will scream and yell and bend over...forwards...about how its not true, because that would mean admitting they basically ate their own rotting semen.

>>723127069
>>723127139
what a pussy. drink a 300 mg caffiene drink like 45 minutes before going to bed. even after 2 years of being off caffeine entirely, it took just 2 days before i stopped noticing caffeine doing anything at all when i started drinking it again. must be by grandfathers superior genetics, he could pound a whole thing of french pressed coffee at 9 pm and be in bed by 930.

Not video games and I'm sure the OP is bullshit but
>~3oz cold brew concentrate (8-10:1) with a spoonful or two of homemade creamer
Enough to wake up in the morning or to perk up midday. No more. Strong and flavorful. Sipped over the course of 20+min. It's like low-acid espresso.

>>723127318
gigachad didn't say that

>>723127545
yeah he did. hes a real person, you can ask him on twitter or x or whatever they call it. some chzech dude i think

>>723127208
who

>>723104725
Third-world slave self-improvement hustle culture. As you said, well turned-out people ipso facto don't have to subject themselves to this sort of humiliation. Only losers have to engage in "self-improooooovement"

>>723126898
weed is not addictive at all. I used to smoke all the time when i was like 18-19 until i lost my job and was like "oh no i need to make a budget because im running out of money" first thing i did was cut the weed because its not chemically addictive.

Anyways, caffeine is extremely bad for you because it is a toxic thing that irritates your body, has no nutritional benefit (all the "benefits" are the effects of your body freaking out trying to deal with a toxic substance), and your liver has to make a bunch of enzymes to get rid of it in the body. so you are making your liver work extra hard on a side project instead of help detoxify byproducts of a normal diet.

>>723126891
you are a retarded faggot, i hope you kill yourself.

>>723111125
I have a couple different brands of earl grey and I can barely taste the bergamot oil in the great value one. The great value meme is a meme for a reason.

>>723127439
coffee performance is entirely based around metabolism. the slower the metabolism, the worse the come down.

>>723108107
trvth nuke

>>723126891
This. Pushed by retarded christcucks

>>723120756
A HOMEMADE COCONUT

>>723108107
Brown hands typed this post

>>723104725
>I always wonder wtf is going on with people when they post shit like this.
I used to wonder about this too before I met addicts.
I still wonder how much of the 'addictive personality' thing even with hard drugs is just people being too nice to say that these are really low agency people with no self control.
I mean I always just kind of assumed that cocaine or something would get you hooked immediately, people always act like that but now I kind of doubt it.

>>723128082
so what caffeine lasts in me for a week and my metabolism is like watching the matrix in slow motion?

>>723128719
cocaine (was) used for eye surgery throughout the 80's and such, it was the only thing you could drop onto an eyeball that wouldnt fuck them up. so shitloads of people have taken cocaine and been completely fine. same with literally everyone whose had happy gas at the dentist and hasnt slipped into the depths of addiction. its basically just genetically inferior people who cant go a day without a cup of joe or a wank

>>723128082
>>723128724
oh wait misread that, my metabolism is rocket fast?

>>723128820
>its basically just genetically inferior people who cant go a day without a cup of joe or a wank
Yeah it was really shocking when I realized that the person I had become friends with wasn't just like kind of inarticulate and into weird online subcultures that were kind of adjacent to me- but that his brain was actually fried and it became obvious that he struggled to pay attention to something for more than 30 continuous minutes and constantly struggled with substance abuse.

>>723129057
well to be fair you do the same thing but with online culture most likely. just swapping one addiction for another. you definitely wont perceive this as an attack and not just a general observation of the human condition

>>723103567
>Do thing you enjoy
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO STOP IT

>>723129554
>well to be fair you do the same thing but with online culture most likely.
Uh no, my talking to people online is not analogous to a drug addiction that has lost him two jobs now.

>>723106949
I got tinnitus last year, it's still crazy to me how this disability from hell is so under researched and not known to most people, I wouldnt wish this shit on my worst enemy

>>723103567
>>723102842 (OP)
Coffee cucks are genuinely mentally ill caffeine addicts
Imagine being addicted to beans