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Anonymous No.723105436 [Report] >>723105565 >>723105724 >>723105809 >>723106253 >>723106259 >>723106425 >>723106565 >>723107292 >>723109062 >>723110273
Find a flaw.
Anonymous No.723105553 [Report] >>723106068 >>723106696
Too easy
Safe as fuck creatively
Overpriced
You don't have an argument and will only respond with ad homs.
Anonymous No.723105565 [Report] >>723106068
>>723105436 (OP)
Dk island should have been base game and had banandium gems
Anonymous No.723105652 [Report] >>723106068 >>723106361
the artstyle
forced loli companion
spiritually a wario game
Anonymous No.723105724 [Report] >>723106068
>>723105436 (OP)
too easy
enemy design is lackluster and too focused on the terrain gimmick
less of a focus on platforming and more on terrain stuff
Anonymous No.723105791 [Report] >>723105896 >>723106068
The english voice actor for Pauline is not very good
Also you need to grind banandium chips at the end of the game
also the way it sends you to the upgrade menu whenever you get a banana even if you can't afford any upgrades
Anonymous No.723105809 [Report] >>723106068
>>723105436 (OP)
Pedophilia
Anonymous No.723105896 [Report] >>723106021
>>723105791
>Also you need to grind banandium chips at the end of the game
Buy the DLC bro, all the Banandium Chips you could want and more for the new statues.
Anonymous No.723106021 [Report] >>723106153
>>723105896
>just buy the DLC
nice try, Shigeru
Anonymous No.723106068 [Report] >>723106318
>>723105553
>>723105565
>>723105652
>>723105724
>>723105791
>>723105809
cry about it
Anonymous No.723106153 [Report] >>723110481
>>723106021
It's really fun. Though I'll point out a flaw in it while I'm at it and mention that the last couple difficulty levels on the harder layer are a crapshoot of RNG to decide whether you make it out of the early rounds.
>skill issue
If you don't get a barrel up on the first round and a decent Bananza in the first rotation you're fucked.
Anonymous No.723106253 [Report]
>>723105436 (OP)
Pauline should've at least had two bath scenes. One is not enough! I hope they fix this in the sequel, I want to see her freckled cheeks some more.
Anonymous No.723106259 [Report]
>>723105436 (OP)
shillpost
Anonymous No.723106318 [Report]
>>723106068
desperate for attention eh kiddo?
Anonymous No.723106361 [Report] >>723106436
>>723105652
>spiritually a wario game
How is this a bad thing?
Anonymous No.723106425 [Report]
>>723105436 (OP)
Nintendo exclusive.
Anonymous No.723106436 [Report] >>723106618
>>723106361
because it should be Wario
Anonymous No.723106565 [Report]
>>723105436 (OP)
I loved Bananza but the framerate utterly shits itself at some points like the fight with Void or King of Rot. I can forgive it seeing how ambitious it is but I really wished they had tried harder to fix those dips, they're pretty severe.
Anonymous No.723106617 [Report]
Forgettable.

This is the only platformer I have ever played where I can't look back on a mental map of any of the levels. I feel like I wasn't really exploring, I was just punching in a straight line until I found shit.
Anonymous No.723106618 [Report] >>723107632
>>723106436
I love me some Wario, but he's doomed to be stuck making microgames forever. I also love me some Ware, mind you, but I don't think they'll ever do another Wario Land or World.
Anonymous No.723106696 [Report]
>>723105553
FPBP
Anonymous No.723107292 [Report] >>723108935 >>723109242 >>723109365
>>723105436 (OP)
It's a 6/10, sweetie. Cope.
Anonymous No.723107632 [Report] >>723108976
>>723106618
Old-tendo would have seen passionate devs working on a Wario game and shipped it out as is. Nu-tendo looks at market cap and name recognition and says Hmm yes, but how will it play with the soccer moms in the suburbs?
Anonymous No.723107978 [Report]
By the ice world I was having actual fun with it, but when I reached that level I felt like the game was becoming too repetitive real fast, the base gameplay is fine and enjoyable but I kinda felt like the destroying the enviroment gimmick gets old real fast
Anonymous No.723108935 [Report]
>>723107292
>TLOU
>10/10
am I supposed to take this seriously?
Anonymous No.723108976 [Report]
>>723107632
DK hadn't had a 3D platformer for longer than Wario.
Anonymous No.723109062 [Report]
>>723105436 (OP)
Felt too long for what it was. Not saying it should be shorter, but it didn't keep me invested, I felt like I was forcing it partway through the game.
Anonymous No.723109242 [Report]
>>723107292
>Bananza - 6/10
>TLOU - 10/10
patrician af
Anonymous No.723109365 [Report]
>>723107292
Holy based
Anonymous No.723109418 [Report] >>723109851 >>723109880
Anonymous No.723109851 [Report]
>>723109418
I thought this was gonna be an ai clip of her stripping
Anonymous No.723109880 [Report]
>>723109418
>huh?
>open my mouth? ok but w
>HRRRMMMFF!
>look I swallowed it all see
>teehee
Anonymous No.723110273 [Report]
>>723105436 (OP)
made for toddlers
Anonymous No.723110481 [Report]
>>723106153
>and a decent Bananza in the first rotation
use your chips to make useless perks fuck off and invest in Ba-None-Za
then focus on things like chunk/surf beat as well as chip thief and chip horder and enemies will bleed emeralds and chips