Thread 723111958

ITT: Retarded Minigames

Haha

>>723112034
haha..

WHERE

>>723112515
same pac time, same pac channel

i believe in the fucking surge

trust the process, wario always wins

at this point why not just make a discord server instead of spamming everyone once in a while

>>723114289
cause who wants to do that

>>723114289
you chose to enter this thread

surgefags are gonna act so smug and superior if luig wins this, ignoring he's lost the last 87 retardies in a row or however many
i guess this is your superbowl enjoy it if you want but he will never be the true superstar

>>723115329
>already prepared a cope when he's not even winning
zamn

Is there any one character you just love to see lose no matter what?
For me its yoshit.

I'M DOING IT I'M DOING THE MARIO

his but also this board fucking sucked

>>723116103
rosalina because i actually dislike nu-rosa
luigi, waluigi, and wario because it's never not funny

>>723116103
weeg

>>723116103
waluigi no fucking contest unironically beautiful when he comes 4th

>>723116103
I want Blooper to both win & lose in the most pathetic way possible

>>723116103
Toad.
But at the same time, I really like his victory themes.
This retardy stuff can be tough...

>>723116868
best retardy victory themes?

>>723116103
Blooper because he raise my hopes up and then most of the time he crash down like a cartoon

>>723116910
DK, the road to success

>>723116103
Luigay easy

>>723116910
i can't decide on a best, but all i know is the worst are waluigi (they literally only play the "they call me waluigi" song every time) and toadette (doesn't even have a theme)

>7
Good night

>>723117082
ANON WAIT, IT'S ALL BOBBY SOUNDS

>>723116103
shut up false flag yoshitter

>>723116103
blooper or luigi cause it's fun if they win or lose cause the losses are usually spectacular losses and the wins are usually out of left field.

>>723117023
>they literally only play the "they call me waluigi" song every time
If you have better songs to recommend, do so.
For me, it's https://youtu.be/Q0hhqAjViOI

>>723117023
tloa plays more than they call me waluigi

>>723117386
sorry woolz

I lack Koopa Kid images so here's this instead.

>>723117386
>>723117023
starman has the shittiest victory music picks

>>723117664
gay?

>>723117705
Actually yours are worse (you don't have any so you complain like a woman instead)

Since no one has bobbeh images can we post this image instead? it's really funny

>>723117705
him being the only person to not play the they call him waluigi song is a good thing actually

now go and cry for 500 posts

>>723117960
i really really really like this image

rosalina nursing handjob

>mp7 gets played for the first time in forever
>everyone throws a fucking fit over the music of the game and makes him turn it off

am i out of the loop what the fuck just happened

>>723118701
mp7 is really boring so one of the more entertaining things is to randomize the music to make things funnier.

>>723117963
your have no creativity starman. go play generic music instead of their retardy music again you already know you will

>>723118853
>your have no
saaaaaar you're are not creatively like me do not redeem the waluigi bloody benchod

>48 viewers
>dropped about 20 viewers
what 7 does to a streamer

>>723118931
>all he has is pointing out a misspelling
I accept your concession starman

>>723118853
your Brazilian is showing anon

>>723118945
That and an all Jobbeh stream isn't the most interesting thing cause it's the same nigga 8 times so all the repeat memes and jokes accelerate 8 times faster.

>>723115008
NTA and now I'm choosing to call you a bitch

lom, nineten, and SD played windmill all the time what is this retard whining about

>>723118931
>you're are
ffs retard, don't make a spelling mistake yourself when doing that

am i retarded if i ask why dont you guys just not watch what you arent enjoying

>>723119280
My apologies, anon, I'll strive for better spelling and grammar in my mockery.
A correction, just for you.
*y'reou

This thread is making it really obvious who actually watches retardy and who just watches starman

>>723119220
fucking this, pyramid park is the real "never ever" of 7

>advertise "random music" event
>just plays hits play on his sonic playlist

>>723119220
>>723119517
saar pls understand the saar modders had to fix this board because it..........it's just broken ok?

>>723119667 (me)
I'm trans btw :3

>>723119537
klonoa is sonic fags never recovered from this

do these people even watch the stream or do they just exclusively spend their sunday nights acting retarded here

they way nobody noticed theres more than 1 star in play in windmillville

>make any criticism about starman
>they rush to the thread to defend him
I'm nooticing

>>723119517
In my whole time of watching ive only even seen 2 games of 7 (1 on pagoda 1 on inferno), I dont watch every stream or streamer so I probably missed a few

>>723120179
I'm noticing how brave and trans you are.
Proud of you, sister, fight against these evil chuds! :)

>>723120179
curse the pagan shitskin "god" Vishnu right now

>>723120220
7 was played once every two months at the worst before the new three (who hate 7) showed up.
nine_ten plays 7 every now and then but it was way more common in the lom/sd/nine_ten days

>>723120325
>>723120479
I accept your concession. Also, you are poor and brown

>>723120801
>will not do it
jeet hands

>>723120801 (me)
I'm trans btw :3

>>723120845
>>723120852
>within 10 seconds of each other
lol

i reported the thread

>>723119753
Getting upset over someone saying that windmill wasn't broken is absolutely bizarre.

>>723120930
>>within 10 seconds of each other
>lol

this is now the part when he will make cheap replies to farm for >(you)s

>>723121219
B-but I NEED to reply! How will I generate tasty site engagement for Hiro and the advertisers if I don't reply to every single bait post I see??? You're so selfish, anon.

>dark star koopa kid is winning
im happy
lol

>>723121164
why do you keep giving him >(You)s?

>>723111958 (OP)
I can't follow these threads because they're out of my timezone, but I love seeing the thread subject/template message every time because they make me laugh.

>>723119343
>implying our resident schizo watches to enjoy the game

How come Nine_Ten has like 4 times more viewers?

>>723122902
oh my god how are you still going

>>723122902
Because 9^10 = 3486784401
As you can see, the digit that shows up most in that number is 4.
This is the answer to your question whether you accept it or not.

stream?

can someone post an example of "new sonic dubstep music"

>>723123559
see: sonic forces and onward

HOLY SHIT WHO CARES ABOUT WINDMILLS FUCKIN LIBERAL SHITTERS

>>723123559
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8d8dbhT66Vg

i like the Robobbeh, here's more oh it's already over

>>723123741
w-where's bobbeh doll

>mecha bobbeh fucking exploding
kek

>>723123849
wait a minute, why is he not in the png? oh no... OH NO!!!

Dark and Dry Bobbehs aren't even real so uhhhh
Here's a cool Dry Bowser I found on Google Images.

>>723123930
i wasn't expecting every custom skin to have a unique win/loss image

i kneel modder

>>723123995
he's very cool anon, good find

>>723123849
stuck in mario kart R.

>>723124083
i'd play the shit out of a Mario R
Imagine the Luigi doll

>>723123708
i expected worse honestly

>>723124195
Its not the most egregious, I just didnt have any examples that jumped into my mind so I looked through Forces' OST until I found a fitting answer
NTA making that initial remark btw but I do agree to some extent

Taxes are spooky

>>723124395
>tail is a worm now
kino

>>723124164
sonic R was unironically a good idea for a sonic racing game but as sega does the instant it doesn't sell gangbusters or is a bit janky they toss it and never return to it so metal knuckles and tails doll are just relegated to cameos (and the latter is propped up by the creepypastas, but he's at least better than sonic.exe being still retardedly popular).
at least riders was another great racing game and i really wish they went all in again instead of just putting it in crossworlds

this will be luigi in the next hour and a half

luigi fans on the left

L will be real in 10 minutes

this is the PERFECT time to use this iamge

>>723124502
platformer racing game with exploration elements for shortcuts and secrets IS still a cool idea, they need to do it again with the Sonic CD OVA designs

>>723124502
I think the narrative has shifted since but I never had any issue with Sonic R besides the miserable amount of content. Had it been a 16 track game it'd be great. I love the ideas it has, the track design, the search for secrets. There's a printwork for an innovative racing game.

>>723124395
cracked crown
boost stats

>>723124675
>>723124719
this, it's really novel and could lead to some fun stuff. talked about wanting a full new riders but i think you could put some of R's influence where if you're stuck on the ground when your board runs out of air, you can still platform around and find secrets or shortcuts that way.
>with the Sonic CD OVA designs
they would NEVER EVER reference the ova outside of milking knuckles' hat but that would be really fun if they go all in and use characters like sara or the owl.

>>723124671
>POV: That chance time

https://files.catbox.moe/hvwekl.mp4

>>723124523
you were saying?

>>723125853
>early surge

>>723125042
>never ever
a shame, i love his popeye proportions so much, nu-sonic is so bad in comparison

>>723125971
did you just draw this

>>723126040
talking about Good Sonic made me do it

>>723126102
my nigga

>>723125971
SHUFFLECHADS WON AGAIN

>>723125971
based drawing no matter what though considering it's sega they'd probably still try to push their silly "classic and modern sonic are separate" retardation at least in stuff surrounding it instead of the hypothetical game itself.

>>723126490
making classic sonic mute is a crime, he'd sass out nu-sonic lame jokes to the grave sega probably knew

>>723126643
fuck they'd do that too, i will never know why they made him mute aside from "he barely talked in the old games hurr durr"
OVA based racing game would have some pretty sick racetrack ideas though.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n9fHGdR1IyM

Speaking of Sonic voices, does anyone ITT know if King Boom Boo still makes his freaky noises from SA2? I think I saw him in Crossworlds
The current state of voice acting in Sonic is miserable.

this is prob the lowest hanging fruit ever as they were totally different gameplay styles but holy shit the stark contrast between the mp7 game and the emp2 game

>>723127260
don't know about his voice but he's an item in crossworld and he wear cool shades to deal with the sun sovl

>>723127471
is that protonjon

>>723127307
It is, since even when fixed Windmilville is a horribly designed board that gets even worse with retardy, but yeah even on a good map, there's no hidden blocks, turns are slower, no chance time, board behavior is less silly (fun), and so on.
Won't say new bad old good since I do like some of the GC games but some boards of all 4 of the games start with an early lead that'll never be contested.

>>723125257
Lmao https://files.catbox.moe/dzod3m.mp4

>>723127782
man mario party without hidden blocks really is the most empty shit i swear to god

>>723127782
i think that can also be compounded with the games slowly leaning into having gimmick boards too, i think the later games' orbs are a genuinely fun spin on items but at the same time it's undermined when only one-two boards are full on classic rules, not to mention them doubling down on some of them (pagoda peak/booty boardwalk/perplex express, windmillville/tycoon town, the THREE FUCKING STAR STEAL CENTRIC BOARDS, ect.). not all the gimmicks are bad, just feels like hudson trying a bit too hard to spice things up considering mario party had always angered gaming journalists. them removing hidden blocks and chance time is a crime though and while both are back the newer games still have a plethora of their own issues.

>>723127838
These are fun to make https://files.catbox.moe/afkvan.mp4

>>723128293
how much effort is needed I assume you need an account or some shit?

>>723128354
Just an account, a phone, and an idea. If you don’t wanna use your real email, I’d suggest using a fake one

Happy spooky season to my fellow retards

>>723128426
>a phone
really?

>>723128481
Or computer, really any device

>>723128746
oh ok I thought you had to link a phone number to it or some shit

die

Surge status:

never doubted it

>>723124523
well, i'm willing to admit when i'm beat

oh my GODDDDD

he fucking did it

>>723128293
Seems fitting for tonight

SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURGE

L is officially REAL

so remind me one more time for tonight
why was wario even remotely at this party in the first fucking place?

It is what it is.
And it is good.

>>723129548
to go to hell before he died

i still have no idea where to watch this shit

>>723131239
Mario party category but its bombiman right now

HOLY FUCK WHO CARES WHERE'S STADIUM

>>723131632
based stadium bro

He won.

>>723133536
streams over man, go to sleep

This thread has significantly more faggots and casuals than the other retardy threads. This is the audience starman attracts

>>723134095
this is the most vague statement ever

>>723134095
and the best part? its all your fault for refusing to do anything about it

>>723133721
he can't, he sees thread is falling off the board and he wants his stupid dramaposting to be the last thing in it.

>>723134731
Any criticism to starman gets attacked as schizoposting. There is no way to improve anything now. The current fans are actual insane schizos who can't handle their friend parasocial relationship getting any sort of criticism
Yet this does not happen with the other three nine_ten still gets that one guy in his threads but they tell him to fuck off real quick strange that

>>723136451
everyone fucking hates this guy, you're retarded

>>723136451
>its only one guy hating nine_ten
hello newfriend

>>723136451
wouldn't you or anyone else that spends their entire posting habits relentlessly shitting on someone be in a similar boat by endlessly screeching about some rando instead of having fun watching ai do stupid shit even hours after the stream is over?
not saying criticism is wrong, i'd be just as bad and saying they should never be criticized is retarded, but there's a difference between that and just constantly crying about even minor things to the point you sound like a shitposter who's only baiting to get replies.

>>723138132
>>723137202
>>723137124
proving my fucking point. You retards are going after the wrong person.

>>723138209
>you HAVE to go against someone
i don't want to go against anyone. i could just... have fun watching brainless entertainment and not give much of a shit about who's streaming it. you sound like a twitter poisoned retard who wants everything to be about being angry at someone. even if i find some a little faggy i'm not gonna shit my pants or anything over it.

>>723117023
>and toadette (doesn't even have a theme)

>>723123708
Not a bad song at all. I wouldn't pick it over some of the older tracks though.

>>723139245
All I did was point out that you retards go after anyone who gives criticism to specifically starman, and you proved me right by going after me. I wasn't posting earlier today retard.