Thread 723126057

this sold their game

>>723126057 (OP)
>let's draw mismagius
god AGP were a mistake

>>723126057 (OP)
I will now play your game

a friend bought me this game on sale and its so boring. Turns out he is friends with the artist and people in general who commission will do this sort of word of mouth advertising to make their "friends" feel better about nobody purchasing dull products

>>723126057 (OP)
Was this a /v/ dev game?
If not, idc

Fat booba aside I never really understood the appeal of this game
The isometric angle makes it hard to get a feel for what you're aiming at and on top of that they throw airborne enemies in that you have to jump while firing to hit
It kind of a cluster fuck and not very fun to play

>>723126265
you care when it IS a /v/ dev game?

It is a fun game too though

>>723126517
I have bought several/v/ dev games, including non-massive success ones.
It unironically acts as a good sign post for the rough capacity for FUN a game has.

I dont like that titwitch always overshadows jules who is a total babe

big booba sells its a good sign

lord

Our response to this assbros???

>>723126057 (OP)
It's not just the tits, blue lipstick also does it for me.

>>723126057 (OP)
too bad she's lesbian with a butch girlfriend

>>723129757
Lesbians are just women who haven't had a good enough dick.

>>723126057 (OP)
Remove the lipstick and it would be good design

I suck at this game. Dodging bullets in isometric perspective is the worst

>>723126057 (OP)
Add more lipstick and it would be a good design

>>723131480
what helped me was not dodging the actual shots but learning what the attacks the various mobs were going to do and predicting where its safe to be. Takes time but you end up doing no hit runs this way.

I like cute shopkeepers

>>723126326
It was an okay concept that probably shouldn't have been expanded to a full game because the gamefeel of trying to time your jump shots to hit enemies that jump around weirdly never really felt right despite me putting dozens of hours into it getting 100%

If we forget witch tits for a second, is it a good game?

>>723131660
I guess I just haven't spent enough time for that.

>>723126057 (OP)
>this sold their game
It did. I bought it but I couldn't find the appeal (besides cordelia's fat titties) 2 hours in and now I can't refund

>>723132371
its a decent in-between isaac/gungeon clone with an isometric gimmick
also it has a demo so just play that

>>723126057 (OP)
>indie game that won't stand out on its own so they made some coomerbait for easy sales
many such cases

>>723133406
it just works

>>723129376
she has a lot of both so I don't see the problem

all shopkeepers should have big tits

>>723133705
cordelia's design clears

>>723133705
Cringe. Also tattoos on women are a sign that she is trash.

>>723133705
I love how this guy designs shopkeepers.

>>723132371
Yeah I think so. It's got a lot of cool shit now that all the updates are out.

Trooncore thread?

>>723126057 (OP)
if i click and hold on the fabric between her tits, and drag my cursor down, does it pull her dress down and make her fat tits spill out? If not, I'm not buying her game.

>>723135358
Devs hire this man.

>>723126057 (OP)
That's pretty lame.

>>723135358
they teased a porn game for april fools once and her creator has drawn smut of her, at least

>>723126517
I support my /v/ros as long as they are not trans.

>>723136642
what if I trans out after you support me? now what?

>>723136714
i'll have to hunt you down and kill you
i don't make the rules

>>723126057 (OP)
Let me guess, not a playable character as usual? If so, do not give a h*ck.

>>723126057 (OP)
this game is chock full of sovl and content, and yet it feels so boring to play
it's a tragedy. i really want to like it.

>>723133705
>>723134832
what ludo?

>>723137038
Try English.

>>723133406
Sex sells. One universal truth

>>723132371
Yes, it like binding of isaac if it was fun

>>723129172
The idea that you can sell a game to men simply by including a female design that they wish they looked like it nothing short of pathetic. AGP is doing more harm to media than brown dykes

>>723133871
Your game sucks.

>>723137326
Filthy canvas melty.

she's canonically gay btw

>>723137296
and how does this affect you

>>723137548
like that is going to stop me from enjoying the massive tits

>>723137296
But what does your trans fetish have to do with this game?

>>723126057 (OP)
What game?
>>723126265
>>723126517
Do we get shit like Basedak, or what not they have on steam?

>>723137723
It's in the thread, anon. It's shit.

>>723136813
but she is a playable character

>>723138621
yeah and all of her shop portraits get replaced with her mom

>>723126057 (OP)
Holy FUCK this game was so fucking bad
It's like they took Binding of Isaac and removed every single good about it and just added witch tits

>>723126057 (OP)
I gave it a try since I like my isaac-like slop and it just wasn't very fun, the weird camera angle really doesn't feel good and you don't have any crazy synergies like with tboi.