Thread 723134398

ITT: vidya girls you like from games you have no interest in playing
I'll start

>>723134398 (OP)
i havent played her game yet but i will soon!

>>723134460
Don't do so. The game is very bad. It's the first ubisoftication of the persona game style.

>>723134398 (OP)
She flatass off model kike

>>723134398 (OP)
Hulk's game is okay, but she herself is great.

>>723134398 (OP)
I didn't buy the game because her in-game model doesn't have an ass.

>>723134398 (OP)
I wish she wasn't locked away in open world slop

>>723135631
this also applies to this game

>>723135631
You need to use your imagination~

>>723135701
Hard to use my imagination (cope) when her model so obviously lacks an ass.

>>723135694
>open world slop

It's *incredibly* linear. To a fault, even.

>>723135701
source?

>>723135763
I'm talking about MY game. The one with big butt zelda in the yoga pants. Not whatever thing you're red hair alien elf girl is from

>>723135818
https://wimg.rule34.xxx//samples/1686/sample_820b73430e59ebf4a063ef158cfd0ba2.jpg?11692608

someone please post her actual ass so I can laugh, thanks

I give zero fucks and have even less intentions of playing New Pokemon but holy shit what a waste of a design. She's goddamn perfect.

>>723135694
You should give it a try, Breath of the Wild is fun.

>>723134398 (OP)
She literally has negative ass in game.

>>723134398 (OP)
>ITT: vidya girls you like from games you have no interest in playing
I'm not a poser

>>723139038
You are interested in playing every game with a vidya girl you like?
That's like wanting to attend a gay ass tea party because your dumbass daughter invited you.

Not what I said btw
hard concept to grasp if you don't actually play video games I know

>>723134549
> It's the first ubisoftication of the persona game style.
Nasty. It irked me how SMTV had some serious "ubisoftification" going on.

>>723134398 (OP)
Noelle from Deltarune. I'm not even convinced the version of her I imagine is how she behaves in the game, probably not, but I just like her

>>723134398 (OP)
now post her actual ass from the game
you won't

>>723143009
There's no ass to post. She has none.

>ruin nice knife ears by adding some weird black fur at the tips
wtf

>>723143231
It's cute.

>>723143182
exactly

I saw someone else playing this once and the accent I think got me.

Also why is this image hosted here???
https://go-leasing24.info/practice-areas/bergen-county-simple-assault-lawyers/
I searched for it and this is what I got.
Look at this shit.

I don't play beat em ups, but golly I sure do like her a lot. She's cute and I want to hold hands with her.

>>723134398 (OP)
>anon "likes" my waifu
>doesn't even know her name
hnnnggg

>>723134398 (OP)
Every single gacha girl

>>723143658
Man, ZZZ devs really nailed it with Ellen.

>>723134398 (OP)
MILFs from gacha gaems.
I haven't played any one of them but I like me some MILFs.

>>723143617
this

>>723134398 (OP)
These gacha sluts

>>723146109
genocider wife

>>723146739
She was just too autistic about trying to save Millenium.

>>723134398 (OP)
>>723136235
ooouuuugh i might coooooooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOooom

>>723134398 (OP)
She farts from there

>>723134398 (OP)
Lost all my interest after the devs became subhuman
Unironically I started the game because of her and they ruined her abilities and combat hard and then the game kept going down the drain
So it half counts as I'm no longer interested in the game

>>723134398 (OP)
If you saw her canon ass in-game you wouldn't lose focus

>>723139649
Except I don't have to get dressed and leave home to play games and I don't want to have sex with my daughter. So yeah, it's just like that except it isn't at all.

>>723134398 (OP)
Why don't you post her in game ass?

>>723148117
ZANI SEX

>>723142967
Japanese people come up with the stupidest hair styles of all time.

>>723148038
Sniffff

>>723134398 (OP)
Like, every single game with cute girls from after 2010-ish?
And I still have yet to see a single second of gacha gameplay.

>>723148117
Makima-like

god i love ass

>>723134576
>>723135631
>>723135749
>>723136283
>>723136863
>>723143009
>>723148170
>>723148264
>>723148609
FATlus (literally) removed her ass before release, in an older gameplay presentation far before the game released she had her ass intact.

>>723134549
May you please elaborate? I also considered playing Metaphor until I learned the redhead elf is the only female party member and the chocolate one is simply a good side quest.

I will never play Overwatch but I need to feed and breed Mei.

>>723134398 (OP)
Lighting in a bottle.

>>723150092
post it

>>723150092
What's wrong with japs??
At least Koreans keep adding big brappers to their games,

>>723134398 (OP)
Literally all the yordles
It should be ilegal for this design to be wasted on lol of all places

the rat

>>723134398 (OP)
Sharp-eared breeding.

>>723148038
And that's a good thing

>>723134398 (OP)
Every girl from a gacha game

>>723134398 (OP)
jeanne look outside

>>723156585
Basically every character from that game I like, really

>>723134398 (OP)
assfags are closeted gays

>>723150187
Lmao shes not?
Theres 3 women in the party not counting Gallica
But Bridgette and Catherine were originally party members that got shoved into being social links

>>723134398 (OP)
>>723135478
>>723136235
Yeah her ass isn't even a quarter of that size in the actual game.

>>723156585
Never played it and everything I know about the game and this character is from vague second hand knowledge, but I've always loved the idea of characters that are genuinely monstrous and freaky looking being actually benign and friendly.

>>723134398 (OP)
I loved Marina from Splatoon 2, but never got into the game. Maybe if had a Switch the day Splatoon 2 came out and played it from the beginning I could have been really into it, but Splatoon really feels like a game that if you miss out on playing it early the game becomes way less engaging.

>>723135631
Lesser people might think this is a bad reason, but I understand that them making her 3D model so ugly and without love implies that they also have no love for their own game.

>>723148038
BRAAAAAAAAAAAP *sniff sniff sniiiiifffffffff* BRAAAA-PUURRRRPRPRPRPRPRP *SNIIIIFFFFFFFFF haaaaaah SNIFF SNIFF SNIIFFFFFFFFF haaaah*

I will never ever play Genshin because I hate gacha slop but I have expelled liters of semen to Mona's ass

>>723159661
its always cute seeing someone optimistically making the best out of their circumstances.
also this pic.

>>723161037
>Mona's ass
can you provide an example?

>>723146109
I see it I see it I see it

>>723143658
This shouldn't be hot

>>723134398 (OP)
Hulkenberg pisses me off every time I see her because I played Metaphor and she was SUPPOSED to have a fat ass, the promo materials for the game literally showed she had very visible ass cheeks down there, while they straight up removed it for the final version of the game. Like, straight up Hank Hill ass, the shading doesn't even look right.

>>723162187
if we got the one on the left all of the fanart like OP would be justified, shame

>>723148260
what a poser

>>723134398 (OP)
most gacha girls really

>>723162187
>left: normal human ass
>right: Hank Hill
This is fucking retarded. What were they thinking? In there efforts to not sexualize an elf they just made her have a mono-cheek ass. It looks so stupid.

>>723163092
sex

>>723164996
For some unknown reason Atlus wanted this game to completely remove anything feminine or sensual from this game. Same for removing romance. So it flopped

>>723134398 (OP)
Every ZZZ girl.

>>723162187
The ass on the left is better, but the lighting is even worse than the final game, and Metaphor was extremely ugly game.

any female from every gatcha ever

>>723162187
They transplanted her ass onto Gallica. Ironic that the fairy is the only one allowed to be sexy

>make one of the hottest anthro bitches ever designed to the point normies double take at her
>resigned to lesbait gachaslop

>>723134398 (OP)
Ass!

>>723169283
doesn't the three eyed girl have a big butt?

>>723169409
Not really. It's definitely there, like more than Hulkenberg that's for sure, but Gallica is the only one with a noticably large ass. Or large anything for that matter.

>>723169597
Shame, haven't played but she looked like a cutie

>>723143658
many such cases

>>723169734
Eupha and Gallica are best girls, that much is certain. I go back and forth between them for my favoirte, and if they ever released an uncucked Metaphor Special Edition that added romance I'm not sure which one of them I'd pick first.

>>723170518
nyo.. i thought those were..

2b. Cute as shit, interesting design, zero desire to play wapanese depression simulator.

>>723156585
Jeanne's cute
>>723159661
The game has that a lot. A lot of the characters are completely gone, but you encounter plenty who are just chilling, or at least partly sane. Jeanne is your neighbor dressed in a big coat who asks you to pick up her clothes. If you inquire further, she opens her coat to show all manner of faces having sprung from her body, before closing her coat all embarrassed. When you pick up her laundry and return, she'll have transformed into a hydra, every "head" of her having snaked out and starting to eat people, which she can feel and it's driving her mad. You can kill the other heads and she'll calm down. Still fucked up by her transformation, but ask you to come by and visit her occasionally. It's a plain human interaction, a sweet thing.

>>723134398 (OP)
Haley, Abigail and Penny from Stardew Valley. Also many DOA and Pokémon girls.

>>723162187
right: cute aryan ass made for white men
left: disgusting nigger ass that only american mutts like

>>723170914
mmh?

>>723169286
When anime shit actually bothers to make catgirls that actually look like cat people, its peak.
Would give her scritches just above her tail.

>>723170518
To this day I have no idea what Azur Lane gameplay is like... But I do like the girls.

>>723171617
It's not that depressing!
...Also, can you really call it "wapanese" when the whole dev team was Japanese?

>>723173918
>call it "wapanese" when the whole dev team was Japanese?
That's all I meant by it. Is wapanese some white weeaboo slur I wasn't aware of?
I shoulda just called them nips.

>>723174304
Yeah, Wapanese is like white people pretending to be Japanese. If you don't like Japanese games, then saying Nip/Jap is fine.

>>723174458
I like nip games, but I don't care for the whole depression simulator side of their stories. Silent Hill, Death Stranding, most of Metal Gear.
>Why are we here, just to suffer?
Nips sure seem to think that's what entertainment is.
I like their wacky anime bullshit stuff, though.