Thread 723136890

aren't you getting a litlle too old to still be playing video games?

>>723136890 (OP)
Aren't you a little young to be on this site?

>>723136890 (OP)
There's no such thing as too old. I have as much free time as I did when I was a kid. Actually, I have more free time now, and so that's why I play video games. If you think video games are a waste of time, then age wouldn't matter. Maybe stop playing and leave my board.

im only 24 looool
i couldve sworn i was just 19 a little while ago

>>723136890 (OP)
SHUT UP
*does a levitating backflip*
BITCH!

B.C

God gave me free will. It is my duty as a man to use it.

>>723136890 (OP)
you're right, I should be working harder at my job (that I don't have), then spend some quality time with my wife (that I don't have) and kids (that I don't have). There's just no time for vidya in this life haha

>>723136890 (OP)
I'm 29
29 is young

The sooner I hasten my descent into being a crotchety old man, the better, I've already subconsciously leaned into it by getting thin glasses frames and started using a cane for leg troubles. Had random white hairs on my head and beard since high-school. Getting old fucking rules.

>>723136890 (OP)
Bike Cuck is really killing it these days.
I still remember him as Bike Cuck (Not a good sign.) but there's been comic after comic that have been legitimately good recently. Plus, his art has evolved.
He's having his own little renaissance, and I'm happy for him.
I still can't think of him as anyone other than Bike Cuck, though.

>>723136890 (OP)
I literally got nothing else to do like most people here close to their 30s

>>723137082
Do you think you have free will? You replied four minutes after this thread was made, which was my intention after I filtered every thread on the board. You NPCs don't have free will at all, and you do what you're meant to. Go ahead and reply.

One day you wake up and look in the mirror and suddenly you look like an old guy trying way too hard to look young.

>>723136890 (OP)
>im the same age as bike cuck
the sheer state of millenials are grim indeed. the men are either turbo fag manchildren, troons, or literally braindead polcel chuds. and virtually all of our women are completely fucking walled hags with 0 appeal left and libshit quirky chungus personalities

>>723136890 (OP)
bike cuck

>>723136890 (OP)
My late grandpa played vidya all the way to the grave, and it clearly brought him a lot of joy, especially during his hard final years.

Reminder:
The average gamer has been 30-40 years old male, since the 1990s.
This was re-confirmed by both Nintendo's and Capcom's surveys late last year.

>>723137206
I can't wait until I get retired, gonna get myself a dog and absolutely spoil it

>>723137401
>look in a mirror recently
>my eye color's changed and I never noticed
>laugh lines and crow's feet beginning to develop

>>723137401
This image is older than some of the posters ITT

Why yes I still play Kirby, what of it?

>>723137283
the fact both /v/ and reddit will repost literally every comic and generate discussion shows you how relevant he is now, like it or not.

personally I like his artstyle and despite the content being too safe horny and troon coded its generally enjoyable

>>723137070
you piece of shit *growl*

>>723136890 (OP)
So what do I do instead? This shit is my only hobby. I've tried a ton of things, and nothing fulfills me like video games.

>>723137283
Beetlemoses is a good influence on him.

I fucking wish my hobby was videogames instead of farming for (You)s on this shithole. cmon anon give me a pity reply I need it.

>>723137662
>So what do I do instead?

What is OP doing? He's using 4chan. I doubt he can see himself at all, because nobody on this website can.
>my time wasting good
>your time wasting bad
NPC bros what the fuck. What the fuck is hypocrisy. Fucking unthinking peasants. This is what happens when every two digit IQ fuck feels the need to post.

>>723137476
>notice greying hairs in the mirror at 29

Thankfully I am low test and high estrogen and still look 25

>>723137662
>I've tried a ton of things
Such as ?

why the fuck do I have permanent black bags under my eyes now that never go away what the FUCK if it werent for this one thing Id look the exact fucking same as I did at 21

>>723137206
>Getting old fucking rules.

Except the you know, your body starting fucking up on you because you got old.

>>723137570
>>723137774
I wonder if he realizes that he almost single-handedly killed Utilitarian Ethics?
Before him, athesits and secularists generally seemed to agree on Utilitarianism; Morality didn't come from God or anywhere else, but the total amount of happiness and fulfillment in the universe.
>"But what if a nigger steals your bike and he's more happy with the theft than you are sad about the theft?"
It viscerally pissed so many people off that it just--easily--showed how that whole philosophy on life was fucking retarded.
It's memey, but he really did change the fabric of discourse.

>>723138014
>sleep funny
>neck hurts for several days after when turning

>>723137860
Nothing that wrong with that, what sucks is balding. I'm gonna look like Hunter J. Thompson in a couple of years
Years ago nobody would care that much but nowadays if you haven't gotten laid yet and are balding it seems fucking over already

Videogames

>>723137860
Most of my hair went gray at 13

>>723138127
Hell, I can't even turn my neck all the way back without my vision going funny.
Also, I've had a lot of sensitivity on top of my head lately. When I touch my head sometimes I feel slightly queasy.
I'm 36. It ain't supposed to be like this.

>>723138127
>missed a step walking up to my apartment
>knee is fucked for a year now

I'm still a neet so I have nothing better to do than to play vidya

>>723137435
>virtually all of our women are completely fucking walled hags with 0 appeal left and libshit quirky chungus personalities
You forgot psycho bitch activist that wants to control you.

>>723136890 (OP)
Imagine that episode where Carl psychically connects with himself from another dimension where he isn't a fucking loser and talks him in to ruining his life and killing himself, but it's bike cuck.

>>723137052
>entire 30s felt shorter than going from 20 to 25
It keeps accelerating, when does it stop? And yes, I did more new things and travelled more in my 30s than in my 20s, that theory is slop.

>>723137860
I must be lucky, I'm 34 and still full color

>>723137435
>all of our women are completely fucking walled hags
I read for years women want a put together guy, I got a house, stable job, worked out, 5'11, and they're just all shit. it's true then, by now all the good women are taken.
>woman I met on hinge said it was her of the video games
into the depths with you bitch, what a stupid fucking ultimatum.

>>723137401
Nah I'm good. Recently lost 90lbs, down to like 15%bf. Got a crew cut and trimmed my beard and I am turning ladies' heads. Most of my friends are balding at this point but not me.

Dont you have kids?

>>723138479
same with whenever you get up too

>>723138127
>lean over to wipe my ass after taking a fat shit
>splitting pain the muscle in my side.
Yeah fucking epic, love it when it get so bad I have to lay down for 5 minutes

>>723138284
How old are you.

>>723137401
I would look like that if I didn't go Vegeta-bald at 20

I'm over 40 and just notice some grey in my beard
its so over

>>723138539
Half of /v/ is into femboys.
What do you think?

>>723138539
Are you asking me or yourself? Having kids would be horrible. I think I would only consider it if I were rich, and my kids would never meet the kinds of people using this website.

>>723138539
why on earth would i possibly want children

>>723138643
Having kids got nothing to do with being poor or rich. You are coping.

>>723136890 (OP)
The only thing I'm too old for in my 35 is to run more than 15km without a break.

>>723138604
Only 31 so I'm practically still a teenager

>>723138363
Unless you're in fucking prison or otherwise ruined your life with hard drugs, your 30s are generally better than your 20, minus the new body pains settling in.

>>723138127
>walk at a brisk pace on a treadmill
>lower back starts to hurt

>>723138606
>Vegeta-bald
I genuinely feel better about being vegeta-bald since vegeta is too.

>>723138674
If poor people have kids, then it'll be more 4chan users. Reply after I've filtered this thread, and keep in mind 90% of the board is filtered at all times. The shitskin NPCs flooded this thread because I'm not bluffing. Enjoy each other's company.

>>723138539
I would like to but it seems like such a distant possibility

>>723137401
I have a generic short haircut so thankfully there's no chance of me looking like that despite being 32

how the fuck do i make friends as an old person? i don't understand half of what these younger idiots are saying.

>>723137937
Hiking, traveling, art in general, multiple sports, martial arts, going to the gym, airsoft, regularly watching movies or series, or just going out all night.
Mostly things that regular people do.
You know what? Maybe I should give art another chance, of all things, it was the only thing I didn't keep thinking about how I'd rather be playing video games when I was drawing. Maybe I'll get into 3d

>>723138712
that actually goes away after you start walking more
>t. bought a treadmill to run in my basement

All this crying when all you have to do was the Chad Embrace.

>>723138718
The issue is that I also have a giant forehead and potato-shaped face

>>723138731
You'll bloodline will be forgotten while mine will survive. Biologically filtered. Bye bye

>>723138787
you don't.

>>723136890 (OP)
age cuck

>>723138539
No, only chads get to reproduce.

>>723138908
i'll just go crawl in a hole and die then.

>>723136890 (OP)
I'm 40 and looking forward to retirement in 27 years when I'll get to play video games and watch anime after meandering to my mailbox in the morning in my pajamas while shaking my fist at those damn kids on my lawn.
I'll be rocking to Jpop and chiptunes while mowing my lawn at 7 AM

>>723138127
>misstep during winter
>develop herniated disc a day or two afterwards
Unbelievable pain btw

>>723138392
Some people keep better. I'm 38, flowing locks, no grey hairs, no wrinkles. The only change since 25 is that my skin's not as taut as it used to be. Makes my face look a little wider despite losing some weight and getting more fit in my 30s.

I miss being as light on my feet as I was when I was in my teens and 20s, though. I'm still quick and nimble when I want/need to be, but I sort of have to force the spring into my steps where it used to come naturally. You just naturally want to slow down as you age, it'd seem.

>>723138787
How old? I feel like talking to others at work is your only option unless you join some kind of sports group or something like that

>>723138703
>ruined your life with hard drugs
fuck you anon why do you have to call me out like this. now my life is so fucking shit AND its too late to fix anything so I might as well keep getting high because the alternative is suicide.

>>723139042
working to retirement age is a meme
by 40 you should have enough saved up to coast on investments while living somewhat frugally

>>723138787
You don't
Other Anon isn't baiting and i'm not either.
At best, you can hope you find a peer with common ground to shoot the shit with every now and then.

>>723139259
Shouldnt have done drugs faggot

>>723138893
you will be consumed by the same void as everyone else. by two generations your ""bloodline"" will barely resemble you and scantly remember you at all. by 3 generations youll be completely erased from the global consciousness.

>>723139321
Ill never have nice things in life but meth is still a greater feeling of sheer euphoria than normies will ever attain so at least Ive got that going for me.

I should've had children in my early 20s, it's no wonder humans naturally reproduce in their teens, you have all the energy in the world to take care of your child
Shame the economy and government make it essentially financial suicide that can span generations

>>723138893
In about 2 generations is all it takes for your genetics to be completely filtered out. byebye fake immortality lmao

>>723136890 (OP)
Gaming is literally a hobby for 30+
Average gamer is like 40 now

Kids don’t play games, they watch streamers play them and maybe download whatever mobile jank they see advertised on Youtube or TikTok

>>723138539
Of course not, It's illegal anon.

>>723139298
>>723139256
fuck, wait hold on tangent; do people get cagey when they see really old steam accounts? like even in gaming communities?

>>723139408
i wouldn't even care that about that if every methhead I've ever known irl wasn't a complete menace.

>>723138539
My girlfriend died 8 years ago and I haven't gotten over her since. I'm terrified of dating again.

>>723139542
LMAO
laugh at this anon

>>723138712
Thats actually a completely fixable core problem

>>723139542
If your idea is making friends through Steam communities as a middle aged man you're probably gonna get disappointed

>>723139569
thats because you think every meth head you know is the obvious white trash subhuman who would be that way even without the drugs. there are lots of "normal" junkies like me who hold down regular jobs, pay our bills, dont steal to get our fix and only become degens behind closed doors. were all retards for taking the poison but you do what you gotta do to cope with clown world. Im actually a year sober now but I fucking hate it 10x worse than when I was using and will definitely relapse once its safer for me to do so.

>>723138787
>how the fuck do i make friends as an old person?
Same deal as always:
Seek groups with similar interest, be chill but outgoing.

I made friends with this one guy overseas through 4chan during Corona. We met in person earlier this year, and had a blast cruising across the country.

>>723136890 (OP)
Tell that to the monkeys still watching retards kick balls in the same pattern forever and the go fight over which color of monkey kicking balls in same pattern forever.

>>723139735
You'll get caught eventually. You all do and it will probably be your own fault because you were high. Not trying to be mean or anything, just saying that the life of a "stealth" methhead is highly risky and you're only human.

>>723139735
I quit adderall over 3 years ago after it became obvious I’d be going down the rabbit hole if I continued. You can do it Anon, you don’t need it.

>>723139735
give it time.

>>723139743
You sure you didn't get your liver stolen or buttraped in your sleep?

>>723139612
hey, fuck you pal. i curse you with your next social interaction being traumatically awkward.

>>723139713
no, it isn't i've just had some new people weird and distant for seemingly no reason.

I peaked at 8
The last 2 decades have been a slow death

>>723136890 (OP)
why does he have naruto lines on cheeks?

>>723139979
True, hoonestly.
Being 8 in the 90's was peak childhood

>>723139743
>be chill but outgoing.
i always tell myself i'm gonna work on this but i never do. i'm chill but reserved.
>We met in person earlier this year, and had a blast cruising across the country.
that's awesome, congrats anon.

>>723138539
Not a single woman has looked at me my entire life. How the fuck do you expect me to have kids?
I dont even have the will to go after women because all the women Ive ever interacted have this weird vapid air to them.

>>723139908
>i've just had some new people weird and distant for seemingly no reason.
people can sense desperation. Best keep your interactions natural and organic.

>>723139889
I went down that fucking rabbit hole HARD. I got so fucking hooked to the adderall+weed combo that I would literally binge for DAYS without sleep, Im talking 3-4 days, before my body forcibly shut down for 8 hours and then I would wake up and DO IT ALL OVER AGAIN. I somehow stayed employed during that time but it was a fucking miracle I did, and only because I had retard proof easy af job waiting tables. I dont do it anymore either but honestly I fucking miss the marathon vidya/goon sessions. its been less than year off them for me so I keep telling myself my natural dopamine will keep improving as long as I dont go back. I fucked my chemistry up so hard its going to take a couple years just to be normal again. at least thats the fucking cope I tell myself.

>>723139086
fuck, yeah it is actually bonkers painful.
Only wish it on my enemies.
Got mine trying to push a car on slippery ground.

>>723137401
Call it friendo

>>723139868
youre probably right. I was somehow smart enough to stop before I faced serious consequences. but if I go back its just going to be same downward spiral starting again.

>these are all the jaded uncs talking about how zoomies are ruining the world
well what have you done to sustain the world, or yourself even, then?

>>723140193
Addiction is a lifelong battle, even after you've stopped.
My battle is alcoholism

>>723140101
i wasn't desperate or anything i was just making small talk. hard to explain.

>>723140223
Laugh while you can, it'll happen to you

>>723140223
I learned how to draw you stupid bitch
My household gets to eat meat because I like drawing huge boobies

>>723136890 (OP)
ive felt old since i was 8 y/o
i will play until i die

>>723140267
You're probably just overthinking it

>>723140389
you're probably right. thanks anon.

>>723138908
The real answer and the worst one.

>>723140145
Takes a year of soberness to feel the fixed dopamine.
We're all gonna make it.

>>723137052
Mid 30s but it feels like i'm 15 and woke up in a bad dream

>>723140046
Being 10 in the 90s was even better.

>>723138539
>all these people saying no
Damn, I'm more normie than I realized. Yeah I do. I don't regret the kids themselves, just the wicked harpy succubus bitches i had them with. If ANYONE ever makes fun of you for still living with your mother, just know that person is a literal demon, that is trying to get you to lower your defenses and make you vulnerable to demonic attack. I am not being hyperbolic. Your mother is the great filter. Take the familypill. She knows what's best for you. She will weed out the thots.
>but what if she weeds them ALL out and I never get any pussy?
Good. Then she kept you pure and probably saved your fucking soul.
>I know better. I'll go get an apartment and let some BPD hoe invade my space.
RETARD ALERT! You don't know SHIT! It's time to normalize strong family bonds again, and basically bring back arranged marriages.

>>723136890 (OP)
Are you a little young to be playing videogames.
It's past your bed time.

>>723136890 (OP)
Who is teto

I'm 29 and actually am an uncle. I can barely wait for the day my nephew can actually understand video games.
I wanna be that cool uncle that lets him stay up late and eat all the junk food he wants. My brother actually encourages it.

>>723136890 (OP)
Did he think he's that young to act like that near youngsters? This is like the "hello fellow kids" scene but wasn't a satire.

>>723140276
not if I kill myself first!
>>723140291
post some boobers then

I graduated in 2010 and still feel like that was a few years ago. i have not matured or passed any significant milestones since then (2x college failure because I couldnt stop partying so didnt even get my worthless degree) oh and Im also forever alone incel who will never own anything so thats great. remind me why a bullet through the head is a bad idea because its unironically my only way to cope now knowing I can just end it all and just have to stop being a fucking faggot pussy for a few seconds.

>>723138127
>eyes can't focus well anymore
>any kind of reading becomes hard
>double vision at angles
>consistent eye fatigue
>go to doctors
>"sir you're 40, it is what it is, we can't fix that"
the world gaslight you into thinking you're young until you hit retirement age
then gaslights you again when problems happen and you're told "lol why are you surprised, deal with it"

>>723140223
nothing. in fact I'm helping the killing of video games by buying remasters.

>>723140736
Is she asian?

>>723136890 (OP)
No.
In fact elderly people have shown to benefit from playing video games and be at a lower risk of dementia, so you are never "too old to play video games"

>be 38
>sitting 16 hours a day is starting to give me back pains
Guess this is it then

Is it me or 4chan's (at least /v/) userbase barely gets new blood anymore? I don't know if young zoomers would rather go to the sharty or Discord or what but this place is just full of people near their 30 whining about their age

>>723138014
Take care of yourself and you can feel better in your 60s than you do now. Most people will never do this because it requires effort and self-respect.

>>723137860
ive been getting gray years since i was 16, been told it was stress.

>>723141143
4chan isn't getting many new users anymore.
Gen A won't be on this site.

>>723136890 (OP)
>t.

>>723141143
Our last big influx came in 2016, which is nearly a decade ago now. I hate that those faggots can call themselves oldfags.

>>723137860
>Got them at 24

>>723138539
i keep trying, but no matter how hard i try, i can't get the toilet pregnant

>be 35
>wake up at 4 am
>hastily run to toilet
>gotta shit bad
>earth shattering fart into toilet bowl that echoes so loud
>"damn, wtf, hope no one heard that"
>hear my wife say good morning through the door
>immediately release a second heinous earth shattering fart into toilet bowl that echoes even louder
>she just walks away
>now I sit here and type this out
>never did end up shitting btw
>getting old is weird

>>723140736
Mothers retarded I use my sister as a filter for chicks. Family is 100% a good filter cause they understand if you get married they also have to deal with the wife/husband.

>>723141143
Websites are dead my man, 4chan just died slower because it had a larger userbase at one point. Even youtube is dying, soon the internet will only consist of discord and tiktok. Even this thread isn't about VIDEO GAMES.

>>723137860
White hairs are neat though.

I have to watch TV Television NOW!

>>723138363
I don't know why it keeps getting faster. My guess is that we track time by new experiences, so as you get older you have less and less of them and thus landmarks throughout your life to track. I started a new job at 32 and now I'm 37, it feels like I've accomplished nothing in that time.

>>723137401
He should have gone for the Anton Chigurh look.

>>723141645
>I kinda look like Yu Narukami from Persona 4

>>723137860
Stress ages the body.
>>723138178
Receding hairline destroys looks more than anything else.
>>723138539
I don't even have an unvaxxed gf.

>>723137401
I've got a babyface. I suffered through my younger years, barely managed to find a gf. But now, I am hot in my 30s. While everyone my age is fat and bald I've got a young smoking hot gf.

>>723141292
why bother even coming on here if you've never been when fucking third worlders on tiktok and reddit steal enough "content" from here to fill entire accounts with for the viewing pleasure of half-nigger children

they don't even need to visit the site itself to see all the hits

>>723141143
I don't think so. It's just that you don't see underage posters here as much anymore since they're all sucked up by other platforms. But the site still more or less gets new blood. I think every single long running vidya franchise feels this the most since you see more and more people having nostalgia for entries that came out 5-10 years ago.

>>723137860
>he remembers when he started noticing greys

>>723136890 (OP)
No.

>>723139327
Not only that, after an average of 10 generations your descendants will have 0 genetic similarity to you. There's only so many chromosomes and a lot of ancestors. Your genes will die unless you have Genghis Khan amounts of children or they all have incest babies.

>>723138363
>>723141686
Its exactly a matter of new experiences.
Humans are tuned to process novelty to a greater extent than the mundane so the less novel shit you have going on the faster time seems to fly.

>>723137052
I could've sworn I graduated high school a decade ago.
It's been twoaaaaAAAAAAAAAAHHHH

>>723140578
literally every single one of my major problems would be solved in life if I could work 40 hours a week, seated, for middle class pay.
I fucking hate self-pitying office workers.

>>723141143
It might be because you old faggots constantly belittle and shit on zoomers. Open any thread and there's always one guy going
>MUH FUCKING ZOOMERS!
You scared them all off. They all left for the sharty and now actively hate this place and want to destroy it.

>>723136890 (OP)
>>723138284
If you have a job, are otherwise healthy, and play video games then it's just a fun hobby. If you're a NEET with poor diet and poor sleep using vidya as a coping mechanism, then yeah you're a loser. This does not change whether you're 25 or 45.

>>723139327
Two generations seems pretty short. I got pictures of my grandpa in black and white and I look like a clone of him. Same with my dad.

>>723137052
>couldve sworn i was just 19 a little while ago
lmao same
t. 41

>>723136890 (OP)
millennials are playing vidya more than zoomers and alphies
We are the main gamer demographic.
40 years from now the gaming industry will continue pandering to us and make gramps games

>>723140665
>tfw you actually have a dream where you're 15 and then wake up, realizing that 20 years passed since then
Worse than any nightmare

>>723136890 (OP)
Man, I'm an uncle. Been one for years now.

>>723141015
>In fact elderly people have shown to benefit from playing video games and be at a lower risk of dementia
Neat but got any sources to back that up?

>>723137052
Enjoy it while it lasts, you can delay the inevitable by exercising and not eating goyslop too.

>>723142151
yeah
it's zoomers's fault that I can't get a house in this economy and if you suggest otherwise you're indian

>>723142151
If any young blood actually cares about that shit theyre retarded. Its patently obvious its a small group of losers seething over lost youth, its always the exact same images/webms.

>>723140849
>nephew grows up as gigachad soccer star of the school and fucks since he's 12
>immediately become the weird loser uncle
Life is hell

>30
>hairline is receding more and more
>can't take the bald + beard cope route, incapable of growing a beard and babyfaced
It's genuinely over for me by 35-40 I think. Once that hair goes, it's over

>>723138127
>get a bruise or cut without even realizing it
>it takes months to heal instead of days

>>723136890 (OP)
Someone should kill bikecuck.

>>723142071
Except I did 0 new things in my 20s and a lot in my 30s. That theory is cooked

>>723142461
>autistic person has a disproportionate violent revenge fantasy over a minor inconvenience
It's a tuesday

>>723138693
When I was young you could do everything at 16, then it was 18, then 21, now some people aren't treated as adults until 25. By the time I'm 35 I might just be a kid again.

>>723142383
start taking that fucking finasteride nigga, don't just give in

I prefer ojisan,

>>723137052
I'm 36 and still think I'm 20ish and just graduated uni.

>>723141143
>go on /v/
>it's just twitter screencaps, schizos and bait
all boards that have higher threads/hour than posts/min suck ass
the only board that really gets new blood is /vg/ due to zooms getting tired of how restrictive and too-offtopic most official/fanmade game discords are

>>723141143
>>723142151
>we successfully gatekept the newfag cancer
not nearly fucking enough. at least half of this site are clearly election tourist fucking retards

>mid-30s
>dreams are still of me inexplicably in school (as myself now)

>>723142151
Funny, I do the opposite and shit on Millennials for being insufferable faggots retards despite being a Millennial myself.
Yeah ML bros technically didn't do anything wrong but they ain't ever done anything right in their lives either.
I wish the Zoomies a prosperous future, to bad they'll inherent generational debt with austerity measures and a hyper censored Internet that requires government ID to use instead. Fucking grim, we had it pretty good all things considered Millennial bros.

>>723137052
>26
>looking up developer profiles and seeing they're younger than me
What am I doing...

>>723136890 (OP)
Bros....we're middle aged ojisans now like in those doujins.

Nobody responded to my shit story and I already have to shit again.

>>723142383
People on 4chan gonna start telling you to take the blood pressure medication and the hormone blocker. Become blind and impotent but with a full head of hair.

>>723140904
I can't read tiny instructions in packaging anymore. It's so fucking over...

>>723142676
these are always my dreams too. probably because of my immense regret and pain over not finishing college. but theyre kind of ridiculous, like I remember a dream where I was back in high school but was still 33, and I recognized how weird it was but I was just stoked to be there. its always back in high school or back in college and often Ill be worried about fucking it up again like I did irl

then I wake up and immediately start pining for the fucking rope. a regular nightmare would be 100x better FFS, at least I could wake up and feel relieved instead of suicidal.

>>723142071
Pretty sure its just percentages. When youre 10, a year is 10% of your life. When youre 30 a year is 3%.

>>723138819
Shit, really? I gotta do it more then. You better not have tricked me.

>>723136890 (OP)
Crab in a bucket thread.

>>723137964
Man, I had the fucking Itachi eye lines since I was like 12

>>723142895
Learn commiseration.

>>723142632
This is also a reason why janitors are so persistent on trying to shove things into /vg/, by the way.

>>723143059
what, so that /v/ can continue to be a dall-e and twitter board?

>>723141570
I'm glad to find out it's not just me. Sometimes I wake up and feel as if my life is in danger while sprinting to the bathroom to wake up my neighbors through the walls.

>>723136890 (OP)
It don't matta

None a dis mattas

>>723142895
S-s-s-shut up Zoomie SCUM, you deserve to also not own anything, live in ze pod, eat the bugs, and be happy like the rest of us because... JUST BECAUSE?!?!?!

>>723143059
>>723143124
zooms are allergic to making threads or looking at the catalog so they search for "game name" on /vg/ search and leave if they don't find it
nobodys going to wade through the 600 porn, twitter and bait threads with 2 replies just to figure out which thread is the game one

>>723141015
>>723142280
https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC11274634/
>Globally, the above reviewed studies have revealed that older subjects trained with video games showed a significant improvement in cognitive functions, depressive symptoms [45,79,80,81,82,83,84], sleep quality, and anxiety [83]. Other studies have reported that older people trained with video game sessions experienced a reduction in depression and anxiety levels, improved memory and attention, and consequent favorable effects on daily life activities [50,51]. On the basis of these data, video games appear to be an intriguing and useful tool for the improvement of cognitive function, depression symptoms, and positive emotions in the older population.

>>723136890 (OP)
>buy a game
>it has puzzles as bonus content
>not hard but there's quite a lot of them
>9.7 hours clocked on steam
>still haven't touched the game, only doing the puzzles
I've become a crossword solving grandpa at 39.

>>723143302
What game?