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Anonymous No.723138835 [Report] >>723140602 >>723140720
crash bandicoot thread
Pinstripe has a stomachache, and Isabella is kind of nursing him by giving him a tummy rub
Anonymous No.723140602 [Report] >>723140870 >>723145563
>>723138835 (OP)
What are you genuinely supposed to do when you have a child like this? Like, 30 years old and drawing MS Paint Crash Bandicoots, coughing up applesauce and punching holes in the drywall inb4 average /v/irgin joke. Do you just dump them in the middle of the woods and run away across the ocean?
Anonymous No.723140720 [Report] >>723140769 >>723141506
>>723138835 (OP)
Anonymous No.723140769 [Report]
>>723140720
>Has hacked PS2 with crash games on them
As long as the original PS1 games are included based
Anonymous No.723140870 [Report]
>>723140602
I've known people with these kids before.
You literally just resign yourself to placating them and letting them indulge their autistic interests in whatever which way because they're the least harmless that way, unless they play Mafia 3.
Anonymous No.723141506 [Report] >>723142440
>>723140720
https://files.catbox.moe/6jomhf.png
Anonymous No.723142440 [Report] >>723143446
>>723141506
Anonymous No.723143446 [Report] >>723143920
>>723142440
somehow I predicted EXACTLY what the catbox was going to be based on this image
Anonymous No.723143920 [Report] >>723144181
>>723143446
It would have been funnier if it wasn't porn.
Anonymous No.723144181 [Report] >>723144560
>>723143920
No it wouldn't. This is kind of boring.
Anonymous No.723144560 [Report] >>723145398
>>723144181
It would have been funnier if it was Coco Bandicoot instead but without pants
Anonymous No.723144747 [Report]
>AI sloppa
Anonymous No.723145398 [Report]
>>723144560
I guess the new games do let you play as both.
https://files.catbox.moe/w5i1kx.png
Anonymous No.723145563 [Report] >>723146090 >>723147021
>>723140602
You get the state government to bankroll a Supportive Living Service to send a guy out 3-4 times a week to hang out and placate your kid while you try and live your life as best you can.
Then when you die they will either live in the decaying family home while their SLS worker keeps them from rotting completely, or they are placed in a group home and that solves that.
Anonymous No.723146090 [Report]
>>723145563
A lot of the time, you can sign up with a company that provides those services, and they'll pay you for doing all the things you'd need to be doing with the kid (or adult) anyway.
Anonymous No.723147021 [Report]
>>723145563
I went to school with a kid like this.
He had a handler that had to listen to him scream about Pokemon and act as a physical barrier to bullies.
Looked absolutely dead inside.
Do those jobs pay a lot?