Thread 723143057

Would you rather live on Tamriel or in Fallout?

>>723143057 (OP)
Tamriel isn't a post-apocalyptic wasteland where WATER AND FOOD are scarce resources.
One place has GOLD for a currency, the other has fucking BOTTLE CAPS that's used to measure the value of fucking WATER.

No brainer, I'd rather live in Fallout.

>>723143057 (OP)
Tamriel. magic is based. radiation, resource scarcity, and giant mutant insects would suck ass. lol

>>723143057 (OP)
Tamriel obviously, more opportunities to make fantasies reality.

i want to try moon sugar/skooma so im going there, bye guys you can use the going into game machine when im done

>>723143057 (OP)
Tamriel because I can have an elven or catgirl gf. I can also use magic which is cool as shit.

tamriel has magic. magic is cool. i will use magic in tamriel to brainwash dunmer women into becoming my sexual servants who will build me a nice big shrine just like those deadra one and also i will make a nice creampie into their bagingers.

When you die in Fallout you just die, but in the Elder Scroll world, there is a non-zero chance that some dickass necromancer/draeda/chosen one will steal your soul and trap it inside a rock for all eternity.
I'd rather not risk that.

>>723143190
>Tamriel isn't a post-apocalyptic wasteland
actually it is

Nonstop sweaty babymaking sex with elves.

>>723143057 (OP)
Unless you are stupidly wealthy in either new vegas or the heart of the NCR its Tamriel. Its functionally just above 1500's standards of living with magic, and its big fuckups like dragons, oblivion gates dagoth, the big war or the big volcano apparently only happen like once a century and you might not even be in the region where it happens.

>>723143585
>its a wasteland because uhhhhh bad stuff and war happens there sometimes
it has plenty of places that could not possibly be considered "wasteland"

>>723143582
actually your soul is protected in elder scroll world due to whatever the fuck I forget
not sure why they retconned that with some bullshit but whatever, just live in morrowind version where that doesn't count

>>723143669
elves don't look like that

>>723143057 (OP)
Tamriel, easy. Id just CHIM up, find myself some nice place and become basically second Divayth Fyr.
Daughter-wives included.

>>723143865
fine, you got me
It's not a wasteland, but Elder Scrolls is indeed in a post-apocalyptic world and is slowly crumbling further
thanks to C0DA for this information :)

in tamriel my herpes could be cured with magic and i have enhancement spells to cast on me to enhanced my unarmed skills to dbz levels. In fallout if you get an std and cant find some synth fag youre fucked and if you want an enhancmenets you have to get retarded shit nstalled in your body.

>>723143913
Sure they do, this is official art.

>>723143057 (OP)
There are parts of Fallout america that are pretty nice, nearing pre-war levels.
While Tamriel is generally better all-around, there's no telling when an Oblivion crisis or a Red Plague is gonna fuck your shit up.
That being said- the Tamriel pussy is a strong argument.

>>723143943
>id just achieve total enlightenment and oneness with reality and control as a part of the whole
Youd be lucky to even end up dwemer'ed.

>>723143996
that's not what almalexia looks like, this is

>>723143669
Hookah spotted

>>723144082
ending up balls deep in some dark elf pussy makes it all worth everything

>>723144201
Fuck off, she did nothing wrong.

>>723143057 (OP)
>woud you rather be a wizard or get tetanus?

>>723143057 (OP)
Tamriel.
The Wasteland is neat and all, and I'd probably have more fun in it, but there's a good chance I could get butchered by raiders, and I'd rather just not have that.
Tamriel has its problems too, but there's still functioning civilizations there.

>>723144265
when TR adds in almalexia (city) to the game and we have actual travel methods I'm gonna fucking steal almalexia (slut) and make her a trophy in my god damn house and there's nothing you can do to stop me

>>723143057 (OP)
I'd be a skooma addict living in a den in Cyrodiil, I'd be adept at restoration magic so I can heal my hangovers and keep snorting that dust untill I reach heaven.

>>723143057 (OP)
Tamriel is an objectively better living situation. Bad shit still happens there, but at least you're not living in a wasteland struggling to survive.

One lets you slaughter elves and cat people wholesale. The other has a ceral called Sugar Bombs.

I am going with the elvish genocide. The cereal is tempting though.

>>723143057 (OP)
In modded Tamriel.

>>723144530
>when TR adds in almalexia (city) to the game
Lmao do't hold your breath.

>>723146146
this but I enslave and rape the female elves and genocide the males

>>723146465
Like a clearance sale They all must go.

>>723146417
Late 2040 at the latest.

>>723146465
How will you distinguish between the male and the female elves?

>>723146608
By how hard they make my dick.

>>723146992
Still unclear.

>>723143057 (OP)
Tamriel. Please refer to the included lore diagram for relevant reasons why.

>>723143057 (OP)
Tamriel. Translating my irl skills into TES I could be a skilled stealth archer and I could make bank foraging / hunting alchemy ingredients innawoods and then spend my free days fucking prime dark / high elf pussy. Sounds great

>>723143057 (OP)
I want to plap elfs not ghouls

>>723144151
Why do most mer seem to all have minor mental illnesses by human standards? The biggest difference between men and mer isn't the pointy ears, it's mental health.

>>723143057 (OP)
Morrowind is very easy to exploit to the point of it being like a playground. It'd be a really easy life...

>>723143057 (OP)
Tamriel easily. Despite what the games make you think those apocalyptic happenings (Blight, Oblivion crisis, dragons returning) are few and far between. Most of the time it is pretty chill minus a few bandits or a random necromancer.

>>723147892
Because altmer were such an insular culture (because no one wanted to interact with them because of how despicable they are) they genetically selected for neurotic psychopathy for 3000 years. Also, I'm an agnostic so that means I don't rule out the possibility of literal en masse daedra possession, especially given how successful the global altmer bankers are. The altmer are so evil I almost believe, I am not joking here, that they give a strong argument for satan being real and Christ being our Lord. I mean, sithis and Talos...obviously.

>>723143206
Tamriel also has giant insects though

>>723143057 (OP)
Tamriel has less niggers.

>>723147892
have you ever had a conversation with old people? most of them are retarded and insane

>>723149698
>how can I make this about niggers
mutts law

>>723149791
>immediately starts crying
interesting

>>723143057 (OP)
Fallout only if I get to be born into some secret Enclave bunker or control vault.

Random spawn I'll take Tamriel everytime.

>>723144135
Zero-Sum is "I am literally god"
Chim is "god is literally me"

>>723149882
>crying

you guys are gonna be real salty when your chim ideas don't work and you're called an imperial piece of shit immediately

>>723143057 (OP)
Tamriel ofcourse.
>fluffy khajiits for friends
>horny dark elven maidens
>magic & alchemy
>all them armors and swords
>wine and baked foods
>can retire to be a farmer and an alchemist after a life of adventures
Fallout... i mean, both are in a Planscape, so if i wanted some fun i could just go from Nirn to Earth and get my kicks and guns but its meh... id rather chill in my mushroom tower and cast spells.

>>723143057 (OP)
Tamriel.
How the fuck is that even a question?
>Do you want to live in a more-or-less functioning fantasy world with magic and shit, or do you want to live in our world, except its also been nuked?
Like, are you fucking stupid or something?

>>723143057 (OP)
>would you rather live in a fantasy world full of magic and adventure
>or on Earth but after it has been nuked to hell and back?
Granted that the Tamriel setting we get in TES is nearing civilisation collapse, it's still better than living in a setting where food and water that won't make you glow in the dark are considered luxuries for most of the population.

>>723149882
what is?

>>723149434
Dumb lorelet, Sithis is supposed to be a "positive" force from which Lorkhan and therefore Talos and all Men emanates from, which is why the Altmer are the race that demonizes it the most while Men worship figures like Pelinal Whitestrake who is explictly identified as being born from Sithis, it's not the setting's Satan figure.
I despise the utter retardation that is the Post-Oblivion Dark Brotherhood and Bethesda for wanking them so hard while also convincing millions of secondaries that Sithis is the big bad of the Elder Scrolls franchise or some shit like that

>>723147313
Cute tummy