Thread 723148009

>beat game
>credits roll
>and FUCK YOU for playing
>console / pc catches fire
these indie devs are getting out of hand

>>723148142
name -1 indie game

>>723148009 (OP)
Toxotransmosis moment

>>723148235
Beauty.io but also Borderlands 4

>>723148809
Dustborn comes off as a parody of leftists.

>>723148009 (OP)
>game is a John Deere letter to the player

>>723149107
>game is a pink slip for the developers

>>723149378
>game is a suicide note from fans

>>723149680
>first pressing of Daggerfall had the FunLove virus

>>723148641
>go through old mail
>jury summons from 8 months ago
Whelp

>>723149381
I dont even want eye 2 anymore. I wanted the creativity of the dev team into any game even if not eye. All their games after it show barely anything unique outside of good visual level design and assets. So yeah... wont be missed

>>723149743
>game is a Wahlberg of Mark for the fans

>>723149709
I had jury duty last year, the jury officer there told me that if you don't want to do jury duty then pretending that you didn't even get the letter is the best way; it's only once you reply that you're on the hook in a way they can punish you.
This was in the UK though, I dunno if it's like that anywhere else.

>>723148910
>It's a crime to mod the game.

>>723149381
>game is a random letter to the fans

>>723149909
>be me
>white
>shaved head
>covered in tattoos
>get selected for jury duty
>child molestation case
>defendant is black
>don't get called back for a second day
???

>>723149975
Both the defender and the prosecutor get to throw out jurors. Obviously the defense attorney wasn't going to keep an attractive and successful aryan gentleman on the jury.

>>723151245
Yeah, I had a trial. We had like 6 strikes on the defense, and we could get the judge to strike for cause to save one.

>open game
>it has $5 coupon in it
Thanks grandma.

>>723151394
>pick up cat
>it has apple underneath
>"thanks, ca--"
>it's red delicious
>call cat a faggot

>>723151394
>>723151516
If you eat anything other than green sour you have a mental illness.

>>723154216
I love Granny Smith the most, but I also like:
>Cripps Pink
>Pink Lady
>Gala
>Honeycrisp
>Fuji

>>723154454
>DIE, CHUDS!!!!!!!!!!

>>723154707
is this real

>>723155759
It's real. Can confirm. I'm the cat.

>>723154637
This is a game about killing Nazis, not chuds.

>>723154990
Jim jimmy jim ol jimmy jim jim, it's the black spot!
I'm not Jim jimmy jim ol jimm jim jim, HE'S jim jimmy jim ol jimm jim jim.

>>723154990
>>723156039
I thought this was a kid’s movie!

>>723156597
DEAD TOM'S DEAD! LONG JOHN SHOT HIM!
Dead Tom's always been dead.
Oh right.

>>723154707
soulless video

>game is a hate letter to the haters
games that do this?
KT adding pic rel to DOA5 and DOAX3 was a cool middle finger to the swedish government

>>723157845
Devil May Cry 3, though I wouldn't call the people they apologized to "fans."

>>723148009 (OP)
>game is a letter of the day to the player

>>723149378
binding of isaac repentance

>>723158752
I love these captioned pictures so much it's unreal

>>723157845
It was perfect until he stayed inside the building.
Then it somehow got better.

Am I the only person who likes cosmic crisp apples?

>>723159596
Marshall Applewhite did.

>>723148142
>credits roll
>"we know some people pirate our games but we cant tell who, so we're randomly selecting 100 players to sue and youre one of them"

>>723158469
Mouse sex

>>723160053
Someone posted a video or gif of that the the other day.

>>723148142
Not the exact case scenario, but Halo Master Chief Collection killed my PSU because I forgot to cap the frames before launching the game and at one point while loading the game the framerate shot to 1000something, the resulting energy surge killed the poor PSU

>>723162002
>Game is dedicated to the victims of Hurricane Katrina

>>723162002
>Game is dedicated to the memory of Matthew Shepard and Gwen Araujo

>>723160015
Based decimation strategy.

>>723159653
we call them friendslops now

>>723157845
The tissue placed gently in the old lady's face is what got me.

>buy Deluxe Collector's Edition of game
>open box and is immediately blasted in the face with 700,000 anthrax spores
Can this fucking trend die already?

>>723161394
the 343 quality guarantee

>>723159653
league of legends/dota 2

>>723149909
It's like that in canada as well, got a jury duty letter a year ago and just threw it out, apparently they send that shit to thousands of people at a time knowing only a few dozen will actually respond

>>723164470
You can get fined for failure to appear if they want to be assholes, though.

>>723165319
Can't you say your dog até or the wind blew the letter away or you suffered some trauma or eye surgery that made you unable to read?

>>723165463
Yeah, but most people pay fines like that instead of driving to the courthouse and waiting in line to get to the judge to contest it.

>>723162002
>Game is dedicated to the brave mujahideen fighters of afghanistan

>>723165319
>get letter
>throw it away / burn it / bury it / eat it
>police: "oi wtf why didn't you appear at the jury!??!!?
>me: what? i didn't know i was summoned
>police: "WTF WE SENT U LETTER !=?!?!?!=3490294
me: i didn't recieve a letter, must've gotten lost in transport
>zogliceman: "JWEIOTGWEIU WTF I DON'T BELIEVE! ! 12K31|
>me: dude trust me bro ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
>policewoman: hMMMMmmMmMMmm i trust ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
>don't get fined
it's that ez bro

>>723165707
>Art Malik plays the good arab in The Living Daylights
>plays the bad arab in True Lies

Jury duty is fun anyway, I (personally) sent a guy to prison for molesting his wife's son.

>>723166421
No, you just convicted him. The judge got the fun part.

>>723149709
when I went they didn't even get to question me, they found enough jurors well before it was my turn, if it was that long ago they probably didn't even notice

>>723148009 (OP)
Jackie Chan

>>723149743
sid meiers pirates