Thread 723155325

These games are shortening your lifespan
constantly being angry and frustrated is horrible for your health, MOBAs fuck up your blood pressure, oh and enjoy losing all of your hair too

good
mobatroons should die and take their shit genre with them

Erm but Jinx is...MY WIFE!

>>723155325 (OP)
I've played Dota all my life, and I'll outlive you, OP. I don't want to, but I will. I'll outlive you because you're stupid. Why is it better to browse 4chan than play a moba?

>>723155693
I replied 7 minutes after this thread was made and it's been 7 minutes. Conclusion: OP couldn't even stay in his own thread for 7 minutes, which means he almost definitely has ADHD, and he's trying to give advice to other people. One can only hope he's in the 90% auto filtered section of the board now.

>>723156147
Reply to you and say what? Should I congratulate you for wasting 11 thousand hours of your life on dota 2?

>>723157038
>Reply to you and say what?

I asked you a question: Why is it better to browse 4chan than play a moba?

>>723157097
I don’t have retarded teammates on 4chan whose actions are out of my control

>>723155325 (OP)
Brown-coded genre, imagine playing this shit in 2025

>>723157435
>Brown-coded genre

Why did you show up in the thread? Do you know why? It's because I filtered all the other threads. Reply after I've filtered this one. Check every thread on the board and I'll be in none of them.
Every shit I've taken is smarter than you, sub-human. It's your move.

>>723157493
>Brownoid schizobabble
Lol

>>723155325 (OP)
>MOBA shivers starts after years and start thinking of going back into Smite
>Hear about the bullshit they pulled with Smite 2
>Remember hi-rez
>"lmao, no"
I'll probably go back to LoL if the urge ever got stronger. I wish I got into Dota or HotS back then. Been watching some videos of them and they seem more appealing.

>>723155325 (OP)
I never get angry when I play dotes, and I always crack jokes with my teammates

Behavior MMR saved dota 2

>>723157578
Should hop on deadlock instead if you're getting the itch.

>>723157869
deadlock is hero shooter slop. not a moba

Employment does the same thing and yet I actually HAVE to do that for money. Strange isn’t it.

>>723157869
I want to play it the most. But sadly, no invite.

>>723158029
>HAVE to do that
Lol
Lmao

>>723155325 (OP)
After i stooped playing lol my health dramatically improved.
I fells younger now at 40 than i did back when i played lol in my late 20s early 30s.

>>723158197
Too many other people doing Neetbux here in bongistan. If I wanted them then I’d have to go to so much effort proving it each week it becomes a job.

>>723157493
literal brain damage holy shit

Hots was the only good assfaggots but they killed it

>>723157918
>Items
>Xp
>Gold
>Creeps
>Lanes
>Bases
>Fountains
>Jungle
>Runes
>Roshan
>30 minute games
Idiot. Buffoon. Moron. Fool.

>>723155325 (OP)
Unite only lasts 10 minutes at least.

>thread on /vp/ dead again
Oh. Well, guess I'll bake it.

>>723155325 (OP)
>These games are shortening your lifespan
>constantly being angry and frustrated is horrible for your health

You described 4chan tho

>>723159057
99% of these aren't exclusive to MOBAs but I guess you wouldn't know since you dont play anything else

>>723158137
Post your steam friend code and I'll invite you.

i would return to dota if they implemented strict rules for griefing ranked. but they will not do that.

>>723158137
dont do this >>723159812
there's currently an exploit that lets people gain access to your steam account using invites
wait till it's fixed unless you really trust this random stranger

>>723159472
Not OP but you're just wrong. Deadlock is Dota 3 in all but name.
Give me ONE (1) non-Dotalike game with a large neutral enemy you can kill for resurrections.

>>723159472
>other games have a few of these mechanics in isolation so the game made by the dota guy with all of them isn't a moba

>>723159909
That's phishing links through fake invite links on chat messages, when you receive a legitimate beta invite for any game from Steam it won't be on chat, it'll be on your mailbox.
Unless you're talking about something else entirely.

>>723160010
>Unless you're talking about something else entirely.
yes

>>723157578
Smite 2 is a fucking clown show.

>>723155325 (OP)
lol get mad, faggot

>>723155325 (OP)
I miss when Lux was the league girl.

>>723157346
>I always need to be in control
Fucking autists man

>>723160535
I mean, is he wrong? Imagine trusting others to get things done correctly

>>723160653
Imagine having no influence on others, yikes. Imagine not being able to improvise, yikes.

>>723159057
Not talking about Deadlock, but Pokemon Unite:
>no shop items
>xp
>no gold
>creeps are all neutral
>only 2 lanes
>no turrets, base is indestructible
>fountain
>jungle
>runes(banned in pro play)
>roshan
>10 minute games

Despite the esoteric design, it still qualifies as a MOBA right?

>>723155325 (OP)
I don't play any of that gay shit

>>723160794
>b-but you HAVE to make people do the things you want them to, instead of playing like a team!!!!!
>yikes
YWNBAW.

>>723155325 (OP)
>dota
one of the best games i've ever played
>lol
one of the worst games i've ever played
>mobile legends
lol copy cat
>smite
mediocre, not offering anything special other than being 3D
>pokemon unite
didn't play

>>723160213
I know about the skin rebuying debacle. What else did they do since then?

>>723161401
>>723160213
>>723157578
What the fuck? There's a smite 2? Since when? No wonder hi-rez games die man

>>723160794
>yikes

>>723161045
I'd say the core design elements of the genre would be
>small team sizes with each player having a unique hero unit
>power progression throughout the match
>near-symmetrical map design with both teams having the same objective
"multiplayer online battle arena" is a vague as fuck term though

>>723161484
>bringing up reddit
Fucking. Yikes.

>>723159472
Dota has every single one. The only thing which deadlock has in common with hero shooters like overwatch is that you shoot and there is no mana, the heroes themselves could basically be ported straight into dota. I even saw a dota 2 custom map with dota heroes vs deadlock heroes.

>>723161689
Yeah overwatch is my favorite moba

>>723161861
Overwatch is certainly a hero shooter though. People hate when I call R6 a hero shooter too

>>723161861
>multiplayer
>online
>battle
it meets most of the definition but it only counts if it's on a symmetrical map (arena)

>>723161478
Yeah. The reason from what I understand is that the game code was so beyond salvagable that making a new game was the better option.
Smite is still up, btw.

>>723155693
>Why is it better to browse 4chan than play a moba?
lol this. i get angrier posting on 4chan than i do playing dota.

>>723160653
>>723157346
shotcall then and be a leader. most people WILL follow orders given by some one on a mic. and if they dont want to play w the team and go 1 - 17 just mute them and just focus on something in your control like trying to get the most gold on the team right now or whatever.

>>723161948
...is it not?

>>723155325 (OP)
I can't believe how much of my life was wasted on LoL. Games should be banned for minors.

>>723155325 (OP)
>no wow
I knew i was living for a long time