Thread 723157664

what's his endgame? something about his prophesy mumbo jumbo seems sus.

>>723157664 (OP)
I wish he wasn't in the game. Or Susie. Why 2 of the lamest characters are ones you have to lug around with you I don't know.

his endgame is going to >>>/vg/ where these threads belong

>>723157875
countless daily gachaslop threads are OK. one deltarune thread and everyone loses their minds.

>>723157823
susie is the best character actually

Is there going to be the “friends splits up while sad music plays” segment like in every kids movie ever

>>723157664 (OP)
>what's his endgame?
Pink chastity cage and legwarmers

>>723158917
She is the worst.

>>723157664 (OP)
Prostate orgasm from Kris or any other human that crosses his path

>>723158917
susie is the protagonist, even

>>723157664 (OP)
He doesn't know it yet, but it's becoming a real boy and getting himself a tard wife.

>>723159285
You think monster who want to fuck humans are treated akin to furries IRL?

>>723157664 (OP)
fluffiness

>>723159458
"Furries" exist in our world because they don't exist in reality.
If monsters existed you being attracted to them would probably be about as weird as you being attracted to an Asian chick. Entirely dependent on how racist the people around you are.

>>723159458
I'd say it is more similar to jungle/yellow fever, since humans do exist, unlike anthros. Lightners wanting to fuck Darkners, on the other hand...

>>723157664 (OP)
It's going to be reveal he and Carol are fucking

we need more art of ralsei with fluffy bush like pic related

>>723157664 (OP)
Take human cock daily

>>723160407
>Susie is a cuck
NOOOOOOOO

I wonder if Toby Fox cries as he inserts a gay goat into his magnum opus that he's been planning since his childhood just to sate the rampaging homosexuals that now make up his fanbase

How strong is Noelle’s fur against cold air?

>>723160784
i would fall for this

>>723159458
They're the equivalent of weeaboos instead.

>>723157664 (OP)
Milk all of my human semen with his fat plump goat butt

>>723160839
Was meant for >>723159805

But yeah there'd probably be humans who wish they could be monsters and dress up like them.

>>723160907
The implied world of deltarune just fascinates me so much

>>723160981
Do you think Kris goes to a human settlement and they're all like, dude, did you grow up on a farm or something? You smell like goat.

>>723160407
Toriel would NEVER approve

>>723161008
I wonder if there are settlements for every kind of monster in this world.

>>723161206
i subscribe to that theory because of all the couples with kids in hometown are all the same species, toriel/asgore, carol/rudy, purple cat family, etc.

>>723161360
Good work, Toriel. Sometimnes drastic measures must be taken to cure your son of the gays.

>>723161360
I headcanon that this world is filled with regional monsters like pokemon. Ireland is filled with fairies, Egypt with mummies, and I don’t need to say anything about Transylvania.

>>723161734
>I don’t need to say anything about Transylvania.
KEK xDDD

>>723161734
Yeah, foul with Gypsies.

>>723161654
toriel bouncing on kris's cock ironically made him gay for fluffy boys

>>723159285
>TFW I just discovered the "hands free orgasm" tag

do you think kris resents the player for making him have gay advances towards ralsei?

>>723163657
>>723162339
Why is ralsei free balling around his friends?

>>723163940
ralsei is scottish

>>723162339
>>723163940
I find it so cute to imagine how he is wearing nothing underneath that robe.

>>723164202
based bottomless enjoyer

Toby has stated that he gives characters major flaws. What will Ralsei's flaw be?

>>723157664 (OP)
giving back the dark world to the lightners

>>723164363
his pathetic tiny penis

Apparently you can play and win the racing game in the green room.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vjOM4N2PYQw

>>723164731
>susie blushes when you beat her
krusie confirmed

>>723164308
KRIS IS DOING CHEAT CODES

>>723157664 (OP)
He's a dummy who only has the prophecy word for word. He has no clue what's important or what it really means in reality. This combined with the fact that he's a huge pushover that just wants everyone to be happy. He's not bad, he just wants the best for everyone and at times suppresses info he probably shouldn't because he thinks it'll make things better.

>>723164363
He's a slave to the prophecy to the point where he basically denies himself free will, as well as seeing himself (and likely darkners as a whole) as merely tools to enrich and assist lightners and then be discarded.

>>723164731
I wonder if it's tracked in the save file.

Ralsei is at least 24 inches

>>723164731
Ralsei, I'm sorry, but the chair is taken already.

>>723163940
Have you worn a robe on top of clothes? That shit gets warm fast.

>>723166330
Watching is Noelle’s job. Get in there and make it a threesome toothpaste boy.

>>723166786
>make it a threesome
With Queen and TM

>>723158917
>>723159330
Susie has an awesome weapon but is a bland and lame character otherwise.
Ralsei has a lamer weapon but is overall the more unique, memorable, beautiful and prescious character that you just want to hug.