Thread 723166695

Play videogames

ok

Why in the fuck are you putting rocks on a toast

gr8 now im hungry

>>723166695 (OP)
is that chicken salad

>>723166897
H-How is this fucking porn?!?!

>>723166897
>partner
haha... yeah...

>>723166695 (OP)
If you use marshmallow fluff and some chocolate chips instead you'll have a tasty low calorie treat.

>>723166695 (OP)
I made pizza today

>>723166897
ok, posting that is always funny and all that, but genuinely how can this be interpreted as anything porn related

Man I could really go for some fish paste...

>>723166695 (OP)
Flirt with anons

>>723166695 (OP)
vitel toné sandwich

Yep it's gaming time

>>723166897
>constant craving to eat a good meal
>unable to stop looking at good meals despite several attempts to do so
>experiencing anger and hostility when asked to stop eating good meals
>decreased interest in partner's shitty meals
>sneaking around to eat a good meal

>>723166695 (OP)
Oh sweet we /ck/ now?
someone post it

>>723166695 (OP)
I prefer olives with my tuna fish but I can imagine capers are probably decent as well

>>723167535
no way someone eats those things raw.

>capperi and salsa tonnata
OP knows what's up.

>>723167714
?? if you slice them in parts they're great on a sandwich

>>723167535
radish is such a foul tasting vegetable. I remember constantly attempting to put it into salads and sandwiches as a kid, but it always tasted like spicy cardboard.

>>723167714
The vast majority of the times I've eaten a radish, it's been raw.

>>723167598
literally me

>>723167765
Opinion on cucumbers?
It's weird that people can have a visceral reaction to such a mild flavor

>>723167785
I have no idea what I am looking at

>>723167751
>>723167819
yeah but the pic implies he eats them like cherries

>>723166897
At what point does fandom become addiction?
I self-describe as a porn enthusiast. I love collecting, masturbating, and discussing porn. I have a collection of several TB of videos and several hundred thousand hentai images. I study different methods of masturbation and how to maximize cumshot volume. But I don't "crave" it like people describe.

>>723167854
cucumbers taste like nothing to me. pickles on the other hand is something I eat every other day. I shop for pickles once a week.

>>723167535
Mmm, delicious!

>>723167925
> i don't crave it, I just stockpile it in case I ever have to go without it

>>723167917
That's exactly what I meant when I said I ate them raw. Growing up we used to have a bag of carrots/celery radishes sent with us for lunch at school along with our sandwhich.

>>723167879
Goddamn look at how flat she is. That is hot.

>>723166897
this is a bot btw, just like the princeposter

>>723167917
you are weak

>>723167879
she doesn't actually eat all of that
and what she does eat she purges after the recording is done

>>723166695 (OP)
>Grandma food

lmao

>>723167363
Its a bot, likely just looking for "play videogames" as its trigger to post said porn addiction image.

>>723166695 (OP)
That looks absolutely disgusting. I just made and ate some sandwiches with microwaved cheese and zucchini and they both looked and tasted great.

>>723168049
>>723168071
no. ur nasty

>>723167887
Power Puff Girls gone wrong.

>>723166695 (OP)
Anybody watch "Sandwiches of History"?

>>723168109
Grandmas don't make food like that because they know how to cook.

>>723168039
what makes me mad about this webm is that it wasn't me who came up with the idea to exploit all these retards with too much money

>>723168173
It really does look bad. OP should just make a sandwich I make often, which is
>Tuna
>Mayo
>Corn
You mix it in a bowl and then you can make a sandwich. Obviously, you should salt and pepper the mix. I ran out of bread and just ate it from the bowl.

>>723168257
>me when any female character

>>723168257
Shit, I gotta make pumpkin pie custard tonight for donuts, thanks for the reminder anon

>>723166695 (OP)
I'll just take the jar of capers and eat them on their own tbqhwyfamalam

>>723167785
Homonculus!?!

>>723168039
>paying extra to have some weird little midge mess with your food
what even is that

>>723166695 (OP)
When you have the taste palette of someone who likes eating poop and shit.

i love gaming while eating some Sichuan food

>>723167714
Who the hell would cook a radish?

>>723168273
what's nice anon is that you can do it too if you suck up to a random saudi

>>723168141
fair enough, thanks for your answer

>>723168039
>getting your overpriced food all over the table

>>723168539
Man, don't post this shit. There's a Chinese takeaway near me that does noodles with soup (spicy) and shit is so good. I can't afford that shit. I hate when 4chan talks about food.

>>723167765
I remember as a kid back in the 90s parents were tasked with providing snacks for the whole class each day. One day my friend's parents sent him with a bunch of radishes. The whole class groaned and the teacher ended up supplementing it with teddy grahams or something she kept in her desk. Felt really bad for him

>>723168539
looks like it would give you turbo diarrhea.

>>723168221
Yeah he's a pretty cool dude although I suspect he's jewish

>>723166807
I did this thing twice in a row once and both my hands swelled up for a few hours.

Radishes don't taste good. I'd rather have cooked turnip in a sandwich, and always with some meat

>>723168737
sorry anon

i just got done eating it but i made a airfried spam and eggs sandwich, shit was cash money

>>723168085
so what? the prostitude i regular visit also says im handsome and that she loves me

>>723167535
are you swedish or something

>>723168815
A kid needed his arms amputated because it killed all his nerves.

>>723166695 (OP)
For me it's cucumber sandwich

>>723168823
i wish i would eat that good

>>723168737
Why can't you afford $20 for food

>>723168823
Is he drinking a shot of water?

>>723167598
I don't get it. Is the joke that porn is like a good meal?

>>723168840
Don't be sorry. You can only miss something you've had, so I've at least had the greatest noodles I've ever tasted. It looks like this, and it comes with a bowl of spicy soup. Absolutely the best.

>>723167785
I wonder what was it that someone was cooking that turned into that. Also, too much cooking foil.

>>723168985
shot of vodka. its a serb thing.

>>723169073
I miss the asian baddie with toned leg and fat tits that introduced me to all the good stuff, personally

>>723168985
prima sprit/neutral alcohol

>>723167535
>>723167765
If radishes taste mild to you it's because you have a genetic weakness where you cannot taste a specific acid. The same people who hate radishes also hate tomatoes because they share the acid that they can taste.

>>723168737
Stop being poor bro

>>723169073
Please tell me thats some liverwurst or braunschweiger on the left

>>723169227
I just think it's just spam. It tasted like spam.

>>723168590
fuck that, shitposting on 4chan is much more dignified

>>723169186
proofs?

>>723168640
I could really go for an iced coffee with vanilla ice cream right now

>>723168745
The parents wanted their kid to be a social reject.
I should know.
I always handed out a single eraser or pencil grip through elementary school.

>>723168823
Why is he eating like an animal

>>723169186
>thinking radishes are too spicy is actually a genetic STRENGTH!
sure thing timmy

>>723168823
I eat like this in austria, but with beer instead of schnapps

>>723166695 (OP)
i would eat this

>>723166695 (OP)
I wish I could

>>723169049
joke?

>>723166695 (OP)
Did this nigga really make the larry david sandwich?
...how bad is it?

>>723168823
i wish i had a meal like that right now

no

>>723167535
Radish is one of those things that just wasn't meant to be consumed by humans. Same with cauliflower, asparagus and zucchini
>b-but it tastes good when you drown it in spices so that you can't taste its actual taste anymore
"Fun with friends" for food.

>>723169586
what the fuck is wrong with you, raddish is awesome just wash, cut and eat. cauli and aspergus you just lightly boil in salt water and they are perfect, zucchini is the only one that needs a bit more work because you need to wash, cut in slices and put it on a bbq

>>723169186
original garden radish hater here
I eat great amounts of horse radish, wasabi, chili, all sorts of pepper spices and hot sauces whenever I can. I also eat insane amounts of raw tomato.
but I do am sensitive to acidic food. tomatoes hurt my mouth if I eat too many of them, orango juice hurts my stomach.
it's really just the strange taste of garden radish that I cannot stand. maybe I'd like it more if I used it the same way as horse radish (grated to cured meats).

>>723169091
That's inside a little safe. Also it's bullshit, the light never shines on it directly.

>>723168930
source??!?!?!?

>>723169925
I now understand girls puking on my penis.

>>723167983
Why did you post a blank image?

>>723168764
Only if you're american
There's something weird with americans stomachs probably related to modified and processed foods they eat that causes them to just get diarrhea from really heavily seasoned and soupy foods.

>>723167785
The light shines on the fucking lever 2/10

>>723168039
I hope that's an 8yo kids, there's no fucking way this nigga is that fucking short without being a midget.
Like, he can't even properly reach over the table.

>>723169586
i'd devour any of that as long as it's prepped or comboed right. the only veggie i can understand hating is kale because unless it is perfectly fresh and lovely it defiles itself into hot steaming garbage that reeks yellow fluid (although if the kale is just right, it's becomes the best veggie of them all)

>>723170228
>I hope that's an 8yo kids
based pedo

>>723168764
Depends on how authentically Chinese it is. In China that chili oil will rip your guts apart.

>>723166695 (OP)
Kidney stones?

Fucking radishlets

>>723168257
me visiting ponyville

>>723167785
RE7?

>>723169165
The fuck is neutral alcohol?

>>723169586
>b-but it tastes good when you drown it in spices
Holy fucking pleb. Steamed unseasoned vegetables are delicious.

>>723170285
Do you mean modern authentic where almost all food in china is just straight up fake and laced with chemicals?
Cause yeah, that'd fuck you right up

>>723170459
Neutral ph dumb faggot

>>723170468
>Steamed unseasoned vegetables are delicious.
Where do you live that's too poor for salt?

>>723166695 (OP)
what the fuck is a caper?

>>723170564
Wypipo too poor to season dey chicken

>>723170504
Why'd you drink that instead of normal alcohol like vodka or something?

>>723166695 (OP)
i put a rack of bacon on one bagel and I ate it
it was very delicious
i baked the bacon in the oven
i peppered the bacon
I cream cheesed the bagel

time to enjoy the battlefield 6 campaign on the hardest difficulty on the highest video settings

i also made coffee
i usually dont use creamer but today I am
it's pumpkin spice creamer and the coffee is smoked caramel preground. I usually like to grind my own coffee. I make my coffee cowboy style. That's where I boil water and toss in the coffee grinds in the pot and stir it. It's ready to drink when the coffee grinds settle in the pot. I like my coffee like I like my video games.

>>723170643
plant booger

>>723170712
>I like my coffee like I like my video games.
Shitty?

>>723169384
do it anon, I won't judge

>>723170712
This was cool up until you said battlefield 6

>>723170712
>That's where I boil water and toss in the coffee grinds in the pot and stir it. It's ready to drink when the coffee grinds settle in the pot.
So instant coffee with extra steps?

>>723168823
Why do they eat like that?

>>723167598
When I tried prolonged fasting (more than a week), I realized that I used food as a response to boredom. After a couple days, your hunger evens out, but even when I wasn't feeling hungry, all I could think about was food. If I had been doing something more interesting and engaging, it wouldn't bother me, but by removing food, I had literally no joy left in life. I was just waiting out a challenge, nothing to look forward to each day. If you're bored, you can eat for that dopamine. If you're stuffed, you feel lethargic and just want to sleep. It's a vicious cycle. You know how some people can just lie on a couch most of their lives? It's like that.

>>723170790
yes

>>723170730
These are fucking amazing when pan fried but absolutely inedible if boiled

>>723170659
anon

>>723169430
I think the purpose of the video is to demonstrate in a comedic and exaggerated way the manner in which a certain sociocultural group of people eats, as perceived by an outsider to that group.

>>723170880
it tastes better than instant coffee
instant coffee smells like piss
real coffee freshly ground feels healthy

>>723170989
i prefer them parboiled and then added to a hearty stew

>>723170936
>but by removing food, I had literally no joy left in life

Yeah, that was me when I went on a diet. I realised I could actually go for a long time without eating, but I didn't understand what the point was. Now I just eat and I'll eat less if I run out of food. My fridge is empty, so it's not hard to run out.

>>723170730
I don't think I ever ate brussels sprouts, what does it taste like?

THE SCRANDEMIC

>>723169458
Gibt wenig Unterschied zwischen unserem Essen und Essen aus dem Balkan, Süßspeisen ausgenommen.

>>723170730
I love 'em in mah soup

>>723166695 (OP)
I thought for a sec that tuna was ruined by chocolate chips. Thank god it's only capers...

>>723168039
Why is there a kid climbing all over my suitcase?

>>723171167
It tastes like vegetables, buddy. I don't have perfect recollection or nothing, but it probably just tastes like broccoli. You can assume the taste is stronger because it's less popular compared to broccoli.

>>723171167
Astringent cabbage.

>>723171167
Really bitter cabbage.

>>723166695 (OP)
I'm not certain rocks go well with tunafish.

>>723169586
>Same with cauliflower, asparagus and zucchini
WTF none of those foods are even slightly offensive. Are you a literal four year old? A little four year old bitchboy who only likes fries and hamburgers (without onions and pickles of course!!).

I fucking hate people like you so much. Fuck you fuck you fuck you fucking underdeveloped nigger baby fuck you.

Sorry for the crashout lads, but he shouldn't have messed with my homie zucchini

>>723171334
zucchini is the worst vegetable

>>723171224
das jetz aba arg vereinfacht buam