Anonymous
10/13/2025, 7:55:44 PM
No.723172179
Godawful. Good thing it'll be dropped after this game and we'll never see it again.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 7:57:15 PM
No.723172287
>>723178459
>>723171398
Is he preparing to get dicked down?
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 7:58:04 PM
No.723172340
>>723184504
Aw fuck yeah my nigga Druddigon got a pre-evo
Good for him
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 7:59:12 PM
No.723172412
>>723172664
>>723171143 (OP)
>no no, it's good because it's le reference!
>no it HAS to be ugly or else it wouldn't look like totodile!
>no it has to look like totodile to be le reference!
but why though
do not say the fucking word "disguise" either, feralgator is fucking 10x the size of a totodile, it would be like trying to disguise a tiger as a house cat
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:01:35 PM
No.723172576
>>723172664
Oh it's supposed to look like a Tododile, now that I know there's a theme I've arbitrarily decided it's growing on me and now I will draw funny pictures of it and post them to my bluesky account!
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:02:45 PM
No.723172664
>>723172790
>>723180578
>>723172412
>>723172576
The pokefags are seething again.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:03:47 PM
No.723172739
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:03:51 PM
No.723172740
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:04:01 PM
No.723172751
>>723172691
pikaman if he starmie
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:04:29 PM
No.723172790
>>723174124
>>723172664
I thought Pokefags praised new designs.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:04:36 PM
No.723172801
>>723172691
This shit is fucking comical
Please tell me this is a joke
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:04:51 PM
No.723172817
>>723173071
>>723173435
>>723172691
holy shit there's just no way
starmiefags is this really what you wanted
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:05:12 PM
No.723172847
>>723172691
is this a fortnite crossover
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:05:17 PM
No.723172852
>>723174734
>>723171143 (OP)
I like it unironically. I think its a neat concept
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:06:54 PM
No.723172953
>>723172691
this is actually good though, honestly
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:06:58 PM
No.723172958
>>723172691
lol the designs just keep getting worse and worse
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:07:18 PM
No.723172985
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:07:28 PM
No.723173003
>>723172691
I refuse to believe this is real.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:07:45 PM
No.723173027
>>723172691
I like the idea, but the animations could have been more creepy.
>>723172817
I remember this leak and thinking
>this looks fake, no way this is real
But here we are
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:10:47 PM
No.723173243
>>723173743
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:11:06 PM
No.723173269
>>723171143 (OP)
>looks good from one angle
There was an attempt, i guess.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:12:00 PM
No.723173342
>>723172691
Its so bad it genuinely becomes funny, shits hilarious
10/10
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:13:02 PM
No.723173435
>>723174212
>>723172817
I wanted Starmie to be a fractal of starmies but Nintendoesn't have a soul.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:15:41 PM
No.723173659
>>723172691
Unironically one of the better Megas.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:15:54 PM
No.723173672
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:16:49 PM
No.723173743
>>723176594
>>723173243
why did she do this
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:18:15 PM
No.723173863
>>723172691
>pokemon roll slop
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:18:43 PM
No.723173905
>>723174212
Feels like they're trying way too hard to make their new designs into memes on social media.
There's hardly any new mega design that looks like it was meant to be cool like MLucario or MCharizard X (whether those succeeded is debatable but you can't argue coolness was the intent).
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:19:11 PM
No.723173929
>>723174054
>>723172691
Reminds me of the majora's mask fight.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:20:44 PM
No.723174051
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:20:47 PM
No.723174054
>>723174369
>>723173929
GameFreak barely managed to add the OoT tree on Sword and Shield and you want them to program a whole boss fight? You're insane.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:21:35 PM
No.723174124
>>723174689
>>723172790
The pokefags are the ones shitting on everything because they've only played pokemon.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:21:52 PM
No.723174152
>>723172691
This looks fun tbqh
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:22:18 PM
No.723174183
>>723172691
if you hate this you're gay
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:22:36 PM
No.723174212
>>723174935
>>723173435
>I wanted Starmie to be a fractal of starmies
Talk about fucking soulless.
>>723173905
>Feels like they're trying way too hard to make their new designs into memes on social media.
If that were the case then they would be hyper cool.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:22:57 PM
No.723174228
>>723172691
Damn, was Palworld the better franchise all along?
>>723172691
why
the
fuck
are
controlling
the
trainer
instead
of
the
damn
pokemon
you
are
sending
to
fight
for
you
????????????????????????????????????
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:24:11 PM
No.723174326
>>723172691
Reminds me of the Majora final boss fight.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:24:11 PM
No.723174327
>>723172691
Pokeks will defend this
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:24:42 PM
No.723174361
>>723171143 (OP)
whats the point though
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:24:49 PM
No.723174369
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:26:00 PM
No.723174460
>>723184856
>>723172691
Reminder this things Attack is gonna go from 75 to 100 then get Pure Power (Medichams Ability) on top of it in the main games
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:26:20 PM
No.723174483
>>723174532
>>723172691
I don't see the problem? This boss fight looks cool af, Starmie is so ominous and that laser is powerful and breathtaking.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:26:28 PM
No.723174497
>>723175151
>>723174263
The whole concept of Legends games is that Pokemon are hostile enough that they will directly attack trainers.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:26:40 PM
No.723174516
>>723174263
Because trainers command pokemon
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:26:56 PM
No.723174532
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:27:21 PM
No.723174562
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:28:30 PM
No.723174647
>>723174263
Do you play any monster catching games at all? You're the trainer, the trainer gives commands. If you control the monster there's no point to the trainer. Stop asking this dumbass question all the time.
the character designs are literally 38452375098x worse if you can believe it
literally concord tier
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:29:00 PM
No.723174685
>>723172691
I can't stop laughing man, this shit is so bad lmao
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:29:05 PM
No.723174689
>>723174124
So pokefags are shitting on pokemon designs........because they play pokemon games?
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:29:06 PM
No.723174691
>>723173071
>Its movements have become more humanlike. Whether itβs simply trying to communicate or wants to supplant humanity is unclear.
Spooky
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:29:42 PM
No.723174734
>>723176098
>>723172852
You should like a pretty boring person IRL. You ever get layed? (Probably not)
>>723174683
legitimately 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999x worse than concord, tlou2, and horizon combined omfg
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:30:16 PM
No.723174795
>>723173071
>3'7
itd be scarier if these things were like 7 feet tall instead
>>723171143 (OP)
I canβt stand the toxic positivity from some pokefags. Itβs one thing to say βyeah itβs shit but I still have fun with the story, some of the designs, exploration, etcβ. Itβs a different thing entirely to effusively gush about dogshit like the mega starmie design. And when you press them they always say βI donβt think ANY pokemon are badly designedβ. So basically youβre just going to like whatever they throw at you no matter what? Then kill yourself, PLEASS
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:31:44 PM
No.723174897
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:32:07 PM
No.723174935
>>723175021
>>723174212
It would have been better than turning parts of the floating mon into awkward looking legs like they did paradox magneton. I wanted a Starmie sphere made of up Starmies that rolls around.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:32:27 PM
No.723174960
>>723175072
>>723176684
>>723174683
>>723174768
I really want to see the 2D art which will surely look way better than this, just how it happened with the SV characters.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:33:10 PM
No.723175009
>>723171143 (OP)
wait it's just a bigger totodile
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:33:19 PM
No.723175021
>>723175084
>>723174935
>I wanted a Starmie sphere made of up Starmies that rolls around.
Why the fuck would you want that? That's even worse.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:33:53 PM
No.723175056
FlygonCHADS dodged a bullet not getting a Mega in this goofy ass generation
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:34:02 PM
No.723175068
>>723174801
why dont you go back to palworld, hater? o right ur shitty copycat game devs are going to jail lmao
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:34:02 PM
No.723175069
>>723176684
>>723174683
she looks cute
>>723174768
this one looks fine too but the fact that she is anime girl painted black makes her look cheap looking
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:34:04 PM
No.723175072
>>723177412
>>723179809
>>723174801
Shills were literally flooding the other thread with posts like
>>723170296 >>723170879 >>723170865
fucking rabid cultists
>>723174960
Obvious shill is obvious.
>>723172691
>they added dodgeroll to fucking pokemon
man dark soul's influence on gaming is like this era's iron sights/raspberry jelly/cover taking bullshit
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:34:13 PM
No.723175084
>>723175021
It's retarded but in a way that I like instead of this which retarded in a way that I don't like.
I don't have a real explanation, sorry.
>>723174497
What's the point? Why not just center the gameplay around the PokΓ©mon battles instead of adding dark soul-esque rolls and shit?
Why can't instead your PokΓ©mon be doing the rolls, attacking and shit? while your trainers just stay behind the lines as a background decoration as it should be???
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:35:12 PM
No.723175153
>>723174768
she looks fine your just rasist
>>723171143 (OP)
Apologize, Now!
Trubbish and vanillish looks like masterpieces compared to most of the crap from the last gens
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:42:09 PM
No.723175658
>>723172691
>I'M A GOOFY GOOBER
Reposting this revelation from the previous hate thread
>>723175768
>Pokemon is a cult by now, like other anons have pointed out. And I really, truly mean a CULT, especially in Japan. One of the first things you see when you leave the Arrivals area of Narita airport is a giant wall full of Nintendo characters (Pikachu included) greeting you. There are trains and airplanes decorated with Pokemon characters; special shops entirely dedicated to the franchise filled with people from dawn to dusk; Pokemon-themed restaurants, Pokemon-themed bars, Pokemon-themed karaoke, and so on. Also in the minds of most consumers and children, the franchise is somewhat tied to the idea of Nintendo, and you know how powerful the company is over there.
Japan gives so many of us channers the ick and it's no secret why now...
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:45:49 PM
No.723175902
>>723175975
>>723176160
>>723175830
One of the replies omggggggggggggggggggggg
>>723168881
>There's a Kirby-themed train in Japan, and I was literally shaking when I got on because I thought Charie Manson dressed as King Dedede would bonk me with his hammer.
Kirby is litterally a series for little girls and babies why are there so many fans WHE THERE ARE SO MANY FANSSSSSSS OF THAT BABY GIRL SHTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:46:50 PM
No.723175975
>>723176160
>>723175902
>>723168881
>unironic adult kirby fans
OMG EWW EWWW EWW EWWW EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW GET IT AWAY FROM MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:46:52 PM
No.723175979
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:47:50 PM
No.723176056
>>723175830
Were going back in time to 36000 BC to prevented Japan from being made.
Thats right, were going back in time to 36000 BC to prevented Japan from being made!!!!
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:48:24 PM
No.723176098
>>723174734
Goodmorning sarrr
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:49:21 PM
No.723176160
>>723176859
>>723175830
>>723175902
>>723175975
You know what's even cringier?
A samefag
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:50:21 PM
No.723176227
>>723176410
>>723176442
>>723172691
Holy crap. What the fuck happened at gamefreak? This looks like a bad joke. I feel really sorry for starmie fans. They should have done something like Magneton instead of this monstrosity.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:50:38 PM
No.723176257
>>723175830
Japan always made me super uncomfortable and now i know why... literally an entire country full of consoomer slaves... *shudders at the thought*
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:50:50 PM
No.723176273
>>723172691
I did not foresee starmie becoming an eldritch abomination
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:51:47 PM
No.723176334
>>723176478
>>723171143 (OP)
I actually like this desu
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:51:50 PM
No.723176340
>>723176395
>>723185253
>>723172691
Pokemon's success post gen 4 proves most people are NPCs.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:52:39 PM
No.723176393
>>723175582
What are thooooose?!!
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:52:40 PM
No.723176395
>>723185253
>>723176340
BW was universally hated on /v/ for a reason. None of us should be allowed to remember the name of anything from gen 5 onways
>>723176227
The funny thing is they gave magneton long goofy legs too :)
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:53:23 PM
No.723176442
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:53:56 PM
No.723176478
>>723176334
You are NOT allowed to have that opinion
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:55:28 PM
No.723176593
>>723176410
why i fucking hate it
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:55:30 PM
No.723176594
>>723173743
They edited the blurays to remove that btw
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:55:36 PM
No.723176604
>>723176793
>>723176410
What the fuck. Goddamn.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:56:35 PM
No.723176682
>>723172691
It's so fucking dumb but it's so fucking goofy that I can't hate it
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:56:37 PM
No.723176684
>>723174768
>>723174683
what in the holy shitfucks
>>723174960
>>723175069
shills detected
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:56:45 PM
No.723176694
>>723172691
how terrifying
Dex entries for the new Megas (1/2)
>Clefable: It flies by using the power of moonlight to control gravity within a radius of over 32 feet around it.
>Victreebel: The volume of this PokΓ©monβs acid has increased due to Mega Evolution, filling its mouth. If itβs not careful, the acid will overflow and spill out.
>Starmie: Its movements have become more humanlike. Whether itβs simply trying to communicate or wants to supplant humanity is unclear.
>Dragonite: Mega Evolution has excessively powered up this PokΓ©monβs feelings of kindness. It finishes off its opponents with mercy in its heart.
>Meganium: This PokΓ©mon can fire a tremendously powerful Solar Beam from its four flowers. Another name for this is Mega Sol Cannon.
>Feraligatr: With its arms and hoodlike fin, this PokΓ©mon forms a gigantic set of jaws with a bite 10 times as powerful as Mega Feraligatrβs actual jaws.
>Skarmory: It flies faster than the speed of sound. After whipping up shock waves to send enemies flying, it finishes them off with its talons.
>Froslass: This PokΓ©mon can use eerie cold air imbued with ghost energy to freeze even insubstantial things, such as flames or the wind.
>Emboar: Brandishing a blazing flame shaped like a serpentine spear, it rushes in to rescue its imperiled allies.
>Excadrill: If this PokΓ©mon brings its arms and head together to form a streamlined shape and spins at high speeds, it can destroy anything.
>Scolipede: Its deadly venom gives off a faint glow. The venom affects Scolipedeβs mind, honing its viciousness.
>Scrafty: Mega Evolution has caused Scraftyβs shed skin to turn white, growing tough and supple. Of course, this PokΓ©mon is still as feisty as ever.
>Eelektross: It now generates 10 times the electricity it did before Mega Evolving. It discharges this electricity from its false Eelektrik, which are made of mucus.
>Chandelure: One of its eyes is a window linking our world with the afterlife. This PokΓ©mon draws in hatred and converts it into power.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:56:52 PM
No.723176703
>>723177490
>>723187553
>>723175151
You're asking Gamefreak of all people to make a game where you can have animations for every pokemon, or have such a hilariously small roster to play with.
Be fucking for real dude
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:57:13 PM
No.723176725
>conveniently, just got recommended a video of Hololive girls reacting to Pokemon evolutions
>silence and disgust when the starters evolved
You know their designs are going down the gutter when not even dedicated shills streaming to normalfags can pretend being excited at new Pokemon forms.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:57:50 PM
No.723176765
>>723171143 (OP)
This is so stupid.
Ruined forever.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:57:50 PM
No.723176768
>>723176884
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:57:52 PM
No.723176770
>>723185756
>>723172691
STARMIE SEX
LEGGGGGSSSSSS
>>723176696
>Chesnaught: It has fortified armor and a will to defend at all costs. Both are absurdly strong.
>Delphox: It wields flaming branches to dazzle its opponents before incinerating them with a huge fireball.
>Greninja: This PokΓ©mon spins a giant shuriken at high speed to make it float, then clings to it upside down to catch opponents unawares.
>Floette: The Eternal Flower has absorbed all the energy from Mega Evolution. The flower now attacks enemies on its own.
>Pyroar: This PokΓ©mon spews flames hotter than 18,000 degrees Fahrenheit. It swings around its grand, blazing mane as it protects its allies.
>Malamar: It uses its colorful lights to overwrite the personalities and memories of othersβand to control them.
>Barbacle: It uses its many arms to toy with its opponents. This keeps the head extremely busy.
>Dragalge: It spits a liquid that causes the regenerative power of cells to run wild. The liquid is deadly poison to everything other than itself.
>Hawlucha: Mega Evolution has pumped up all its muscles. Hawlucha flexes to show off its strength.
>Zygarde: In response to peopleβs emotions during an unprecedented crisis, Zygarde Mega Evolves and calms the situation with its unmatched power.
>Drampa: Drampaβs cells have been invigorated, allowing it to regain its youth. It manipulates the atmosphere to summon storms.
>Falinks: Mega Falinks has taken on the ultimate battle formation, which can be achieved only if the troopers and brass have the strongest of bonds.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:58:14 PM
No.723176793
>>723176871
>>723176604
Goddamn what?
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:58:57 PM
No.723176831
>>723176946
@nintendo @gamefreak @donaldtrump PEOPLE ARE INSULTING POKEMON DO SOMETHING!!! THIS SLANDER CANNOT BE ALLOWED TO CONTINUE IM SHAKING AND CRYING!!!
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:59:23 PM
No.723176859
>>723176160
Thats a differentchads, #QEPISGANG comming to set the record straight against shittendo and japan
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:59:28 PM
No.723176871
>>723176793
Goddamn it looks like shit. And oddly terrifying. It's like a resident evil crossover.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:59:38 PM
No.723176884
>>723176768
Yeah, Feraligatr and especially Croconaw are pieces of shit who ruined Totodile, so this is good
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 9:00:06 PM
No.723176918
>>723176792
ULTIMATE BATTLE FORMATION
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 9:00:21 PM
No.723176937
>>723176792
>Mega Falinks has taken on the ultimate battle formation
By far the best new Mega Evolution
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 9:00:24 PM
No.723176946
>>723176831
L + RATIOOOOOOO + QEPISGANG OWNS U
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 9:00:39 PM
No.723176967
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 9:01:29 PM
No.723177024
>>723171143 (OP)
honestly, it could be worse
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 9:01:53 PM
No.723177051
>>723176792
>Dragalge gives you cancer
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 9:02:34 PM
No.723177098
>>723172691
holy shit the copied Palword boss fights
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 9:02:34 PM
No.723177101
>>723175326
I always liked this nigga
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 9:02:58 PM
No.723177132
>>723177196
Shills like
>>723170865 >>723170879 >>723170296 were tryna convince us this was good
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 9:03:58 PM
No.723177196
>>723177132
The shill pandemic was worst than i thought in that thread...
>>723167742
>>723170220
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 9:04:22 PM
No.723177224
>>723172691
Gives me Water Wraith vibes
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 9:05:25 PM
No.723177295
>>723172691
>majoras mask with its goofy final boss be like
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 9:06:12 PM
No.723177352
>>723186294
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 9:06:20 PM
No.723177362
>>723177524
What is the point? Does he have some kind of head butting signature move?
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 9:06:44 PM
No.723177407
>>723177305
it's just more petals
>>723175072
So basically you're seeming anyone who has anything remotely positive to say about the game a shill.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 9:06:52 PM
No.723177421
>>723180647
Welp, I'm going with the pig
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 9:07:08 PM
No.723177446
>>723186164
>>723170220
>>723167742
>>723170879
>>723170296
Damn that last thread really triggered the poketard cultist huh
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 9:07:47 PM
No.723177490
>>723176703
Is this your first time with a monster tamer or something?
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 9:07:47 PM
No.723177491
>>723177543
>>723185945
>me when i stopped being a pokemon fan
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 9:08:08 PM
No.723177514
>>723177412
Shill cultist detected
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 9:08:18 PM
No.723177524
>>723177761
>>723177362
there are no abilities in ZA because they were smart enough to scrub them out unlike legends arceus, but people theorize it will have strong jaw which powers up bite moves
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 9:08:20 PM
No.723177529
>>723177717
>>723178019
how come a lot of the old megas actually looked cool but these dont
what are they thinking?
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 9:08:30 PM
No.723177543
>>723172691
I thought Mega Evolutions were a dumb idea back in 2013, but back then you at least got the sense that gamefreak was at least genuinely trying to make them play to a Pokemon's strengths by making them look cooler/tougher/prettier/etc. Hell, even Mega Slowbro looking as dumb as it did was them building upon the fact that Slowbro was already a literal retard. Now it's like every other Mega was purposefully designed to look retarded so people would make memes about them on twitter. You cannot convince me that people in the X and Y days wanted this shit for Starmie, Feraligatr, Victreebel, or Skarmory.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 9:09:09 PM
No.723177592
>>723177412
You are a fucking shill.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 9:09:18 PM
No.723177604
Download?
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 9:09:40 PM
No.723177619
Sorry lads, I tried it out and I unironically had fun. I think I just need to admit I have shit taste and I'm a pokecultist. Just curious to see if the S2 version is better, in which case I'll be waiting to pick it up until there are a few more S2 games I want to get since I don't own one yet.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 9:09:57 PM
No.723177640
>>723176696
Goddammit clefable is perfect for finally getting an auto setting gravity ability but they probably just keep magic guard on it
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 9:10:11 PM
No.723177663
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 9:10:56 PM
No.723177717
>>723177804
>>723177829
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 9:11:26 PM
No.723177761
>>723177524
I said signature move not ability, retard. But the dex entry talks about biting so I guess it makes sense. Should learn rock head now though
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 9:11:45 PM
No.723177794
>>723177868
>>723185024
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 9:11:53 PM
No.723177804
>>723178214
>>723177717
You missed the part where I said TRYING to look cool. Never said that they pulled it off.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 9:11:54 PM
No.723177806
>>723177702
>calms the situation
>mega evolves into a nuke
nothing calms things down like a cold war
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 9:12:07 PM
No.723177817
>>723176696
Cant wait for the mega scoliopede porn
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 9:12:17 PM
No.723177829
>>723177717
still a better design then starmie with long legs
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 9:12:46 PM
No.723177862
>>723176792
>Mega Falinks has taken on the ultimate battle formation, which can be achieved only if the troopers and brass have the strongest of bonds.
>literally GATTAI
Look at the top of his head
>>723177794
isn't that the kanji for fire on its head?
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 9:13:08 PM
No.723177882
>>723177702
This looks incredibly stupid.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 9:13:08 PM
No.723177883
>>723177702
THATS IT IM GETTIN ME MALLET
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 9:13:40 PM
No.723177912
>>723178014
Do any of these megas add/change typings? Based off the pokedex descriptions I can only guess Scolipede becomes psychic/poison maybe
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 9:13:47 PM
No.723177925
>>723178202
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 9:14:09 PM
No.723177949
>>723177864
>Ive been doing a lot of thinking lately
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 9:14:47 PM
No.723177981
>>723177868
The mane literally already was the kanji for fire, they added a second one on top it looks like
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 9:14:51 PM
No.723177984
streaming it if anyone wants to see
https://pomf.tv/stream/Kannalo
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 9:15:11 PM
No.723178014
>>723178186
>>723177912
Only types changes are
Clefable to Fairy/Flying
Meganium to Grass/Fairy
Feraligatr to Water/Dragon
Barbaracle to Rock/Fighting (loses the Water type)
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 9:15:14 PM
No.723178017
>>723177932
A decent design ruined by pointless filler like the armor plating chest piece.
>>723177529
Pokemon design has gone to shit since Sword and Shield. I can still excuse SM because it brought some really good designs like Ribombee, Mimikyu, Golisopod and Nihilego, to mention some, but the ratio bad designs has gotten worse and worse with each passing generation with almost no redeemable Pokemon. SV had the most horrendous starter evolutions in the series and almost all of its dex was terrible. Ironically enough, the Paradox Pokemon were the better ones, and even then the Violet ones were just "old Pokemon but metallic".
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 9:15:50 PM
No.723178058
>>723178365
>people pretending to be this retarded when Starmie and Staryu have also had goofy animations
>when dex entries since FRLG gave it a possible weird alien lore
>>723178019
>Ribombee, Mimikyu, Golisopod and Nihilego,
Absolute shit taste.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 9:16:40 PM
No.723178109
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 9:16:50 PM
No.723178121
>>723180316
>>723178079
Mimikyu got its own music video for S/M and Acerola is my wife so do not talk shit about it.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 9:17:32 PM
No.723178170
>>723178287
>>723178079
Look man, I understand not liking Mimikyu and Ribombee, but I haven't met a single person that didn't like Golisopod and wasn't a humongous faggot, so there you go, faggot.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 9:17:49 PM
No.723178186
>>723178014
These are honestly pretty good
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 9:18:00 PM
No.723178202
>>723177925
It evolved a cruise missile
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 9:18:08 PM
No.723178206
>>723178392
>>723178079
Is there anything that releases more dopamine than being a contrarian
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 9:18:14 PM
No.723178214
>>723177804
so literally "it was fine back then because...it just was, ok" eh?
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 9:18:39 PM
No.723178238
>>723176792
i fucking love this design
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 9:18:52 PM
No.723178253
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 9:19:04 PM
No.723178268
Game Freak just HAD to place her Key Stone there
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 9:19:04 PM
No.723178270
>>723178153
Autistic chandelure girl is better than hex maniac personally
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 9:19:16 PM
No.723178281
>>723178478
>>723178019
Nah Pokemon designs have still got it
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 9:19:18 PM
No.723178287
>>723178170
>Golisopod and wasn't a humongous faggot, so there you go, faggot.
In other words, you look at people who hate it and hope they're gay so you can suck their dick.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 9:19:18 PM
No.723178290
>>723172691
OH NONONONO AHAHAHAHA
This can't be real
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 9:19:29 PM
No.723178307
>>723171143 (OP)
This is exactly what modern pokemon fans deserve. Why are you still playing this trash?
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 9:19:41 PM
No.723178319
>>723178397
>>723178496
>>723177581
retard
the entire thing with megas was that something about them was exaggerated because they're literally bursting with power. Most megas are in physical fucking pain because of the transformation.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 9:20:19 PM
No.723178365
>>723178058
Of course, everyone else is retarded. Definitely not gamefreak for being creatively bankrupt and definitely not you for being a massive cuckhold for free.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 9:20:29 PM
No.723178383
>>723172691
What the actual fuck?
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 9:20:47 PM
No.723178392
>>723178206
Having good taste.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 9:20:48 PM
No.723178397
>>723178319
>Most megas are in physical fucking pain because of the transformation.
good, this pleases me
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 9:21:20 PM
No.723178435
>>723172691
>billion dollar franchise and can't afford animations customized to the character
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 9:21:35 PM
No.723178457
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 9:21:38 PM
No.723178459
>>723172287
>he has read the leaks
He is the one who does the dicking.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 9:22:02 PM
No.723178478
>>723178726
>>723178281
>not bug type
Fuck you nigger
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 9:22:17 PM
No.723178496
>>723178319
>Most megas are in physical fucking pain because of the transformation.
Which is a retcon sm added that no one cares for and was eventually retconned back out.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 9:23:15 PM
No.723178571
>>723178789
>>723188025
It's been five years in-universe since XY
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 9:23:45 PM
No.723178615
so am I retarded or is the battle system still the same? timing a protect doesnt seem to work based on any tells so its better to just pop it off as soon as its ready, and I cant find any way to dodge attacks other than recalling my pokemon back into its ball
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 9:24:13 PM
No.723178642
>>723171143 (OP)
Where can i get the game?
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 9:24:32 PM
No.723178668
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 9:25:06 PM
No.723178710
>>723186949
>>723172691
How do they do it? How is each game worse than the last one?
I remember when everyone was shitting on Let's Go games but they genuinely look like masterpieces compared to the shit that followed.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 9:25:15 PM
No.723178717
>>723177868
no it's evil staryu
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 9:25:19 PM
No.723178726
>>723178478
why the fuck would it be bug? it's not a worm
>>723178571
The events of Sword & Shield have also happened
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 9:26:40 PM
No.723178816
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 9:26:48 PM
No.723178824
>>723178789
Charizard bros...
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 9:27:14 PM
No.723178851
>>723178916
>>723172691
Just make a simplified version of Pokken if you want to do real time combat.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 9:27:40 PM
No.723178864
>>723178917
unused GMAX nidoking from sword and shield
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 9:28:25 PM
No.723178916
>>723179008
>>723178851
Ah yes, let's take a monster catching rpg with anywhere between 200 and 800 playable units and turn it into a fucking fighting game.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 9:28:25 PM
No.723178917
>>723178864
*unused fanart
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 9:28:30 PM
No.723178929
>>723186547
>>723175081
It's literally just a rip off of Palworld's boss fights.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 9:28:32 PM
No.723178930
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 9:28:34 PM
No.723178937
>>723178982
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 9:28:45 PM
No.723178949
>>723185608
How the fuck did Drampa of all things get the coolest new Mega
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 9:29:11 PM
No.723178982
>>723178937
Kek was my first thought as well
>>723178916
Hence the simplification, retard.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 9:29:45 PM
No.723179031
>>723176792
>>Dragalge: It spits a liquid that causes the regenerative power of cells to run wild. The liquid is deadly poison to everything other than itself.
>literally uses cancer juice
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 9:30:46 PM
No.723179094
>>723179008
Are you stupid or something?
Simplified or not you're still making a fighting game.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 9:31:45 PM
No.723179160
>>723176792
The worst part of this design is Gamefreak won't give it a special gattai combination transformation sequence because it'd be playing favorites too much
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 9:32:17 PM
No.723179204
>>723179339
>>723179008
You're still making a drastically worse game that can't work as a monster tamer, not to mention a fighting game isn't an rpg.
You didn't think this through at all.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 9:32:38 PM
No.723179232
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 9:33:02 PM
No.723179256
>>723179342
>>723184603
>>723172691
>pokemon sues palworld for "plagiarism"
>they proceed to shamelessly rip off palworld
You don't hate Nintendo enough.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 9:33:18 PM
No.723179272
>>723179401
WHERE IS EXCADRILL
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 9:34:17 PM
No.723179338
>>723179008
>Pokemon should become a 3d anime arena fighter
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 9:34:18 PM
No.723179339
>>723179396
>>723179204
>throw ball
>control pokemon
How doesn't it work, faggot?
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 9:34:19 PM
No.723179342
>>723179256
legends arceus did it first
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 9:35:00 PM
No.723179395
>>723179834
>>723180367
>723178214
Nigger I literally told you they were trying to make Mega Evolutions look cool in the past (and again, emphasis on TRIED, doesn't mean they succeeded) when they aren't even trying nowadays. Are you mentally retarded? Or is being willfully ignorant just a shill thing?
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 9:35:00 PM
No.723179396
>>723179731
>>723179339
Thank you for proving my point.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 9:35:02 PM
No.723179401
>>723184047
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 9:35:41 PM
No.723179441
>>723180519
>>723171143 (OP)
It's creative, but looks bad. I'm mixed on it
Giving Mega Eelektross sperm arms is a bold choice
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 9:38:08 PM
No.723179605
>>723180095
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 9:38:36 PM
No.723179636
>>723179687
>>723172691
How is this the laziest Mega design? I mean, it's a full "haha, that sure is funny", but at the end of the day, why this?
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 9:38:56 PM
No.723179654
So all of the shitposting is coming from the same two people right? Because I'm noticing patterns in what they're saying
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 9:39:02 PM
No.723179661
>>723177702
I'M NUCLEAR!
I'M WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILD!
>>723178153
You know what, this one is fine.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 9:39:21 PM
No.723179687
>>723179636
>Why this
Staryu line is based off ultraman so it becomes more sentai-like
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 9:39:26 PM
No.723179694
>>723179790
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 9:39:37 PM
No.723179713
>>723171143 (OP)
>uses a weird toilet helm and its arms to bite
>that bite is stronger than a regular bite
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 9:39:44 PM
No.723179721
ugly
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 9:39:54 PM
No.723179731
>>723179903
>>723180135
>>723179396
Thanks for bowing out like a bitch. Right now you toss your pokemon out and run around like a retard quick selecting commands off a list. How would that really change with instead of running around as the trainer you controlled the Pokemon itself with a basic normal command and the with special attacks on cooldown like they already are with the movement and camera using the framework provided by Pokken? How wouldn't that work? In what way is that impossible other than it being more work than the senile 50 year olds at Gamefreak are capable of pulling off.
But yeah, man, totally impossible.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 9:40:22 PM
No.723179750
>>723179829
>>723180720
>she just gets taller
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 9:40:37 PM
No.723179773
>>723177305
Probably the most "ok" design. Nothing reprehensible, it just makes sense for Mega Meganium.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 9:41:02 PM
No.723179790
>>723181849
>>723182032
>>723179694
What is this supposed to be?
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 9:41:21 PM
No.723179809
>>723175072
>there's literally nothing in this that is good at all
>this character is hot desu
>FUCKING RABID CULTIST
I don't think you are the sane one here
One of the people you quoted is literally saying they were giving a negative opinion you fucking idiot
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 9:41:30 PM
No.723179818
>>723179905
>>723171143 (OP)
I don't get it...
Why is the mega pretending to be the pre-evolution? Is there some kind of lore reason?
Gamefreak is retarded, could have done much more with Feraligatr of all things.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 9:41:38 PM
No.723179829
>>723179750
LONGLASS IS LOOOOONG
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 9:41:42 PM
No.723179834
>>723179395
These threads are full of poketard shill cultists, jut look at all the blatent shilling from the last thread:
>>723170296 >>723170220 >>723167742
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 9:42:03 PM
No.723179853
>>723177864
This actually looks fine now that I'm seeing the ears at a different angle. Someone posted it somewhere else and the ears pointing up looked weird.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 9:42:07 PM
No.723179862
>>723179551
Its a hag fish anon, look up what hag fish are known for
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 9:42:42 PM
No.723179903
>>723179936
>>723180005
>>723179731
It's much cooler to play as the trainer. The concept is 100% sound, but the fact that it looks pretty bad is Game Freak's fault
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 9:42:43 PM
No.723179905
>>723180130
>>723179818
Probably has to to do with Feraligatr being the "Big Jaw Pokemon"
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 9:42:45 PM
No.723179906
>>723183676
>>723183936
>>723173071
leaning into the alien bits and having it try to mimic humanity is a great idea
the execution is insane. a 5 minute job in blender where you yank a couple of vertexes and call it a day. huh???
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 9:42:59 PM
No.723179925
>>723172691
Hmm. So absolutely shit it wraps around to being good.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 9:43:01 PM
No.723179929
>>723180052
>>723178789
It's incredible how awful the screenshots of this game look.
I don't want to defend and sword and shield but at least it had environments that looked somewhat better
Every screen shot of this game I have seen looks fucking static and dead
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 9:43:08 PM
No.723179936
>>723180268
>>723179903
Holy fuck the shills are raiding this thread too...
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 9:44:08 PM
No.723180005
>>723180268
>>723179903
brotha you could not sound like a bigger nintendo slurper if you tried
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 9:44:57 PM
No.723180052
>>723180150
>>723179929
I still remember the n64 trees swsh had, it looked far worse despite being more cartoonish
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 9:45:22 PM
No.723180074
Oh no... Bros... It's growing on me...
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 9:45:37 PM
No.723180095
>>723179605
Nooooo AHAHAHSH
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 9:45:54 PM
No.723180121
>>723171398
>Typhlosion fucks kids
>Feraligatr imitates a child so he can lure him into a trap
Like pottery
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 9:46:07 PM
No.723180130
>>723179905
Why not do a mega Glalie type thing then?
I just don't get the pretending to be Totodile approach.
I thought the old story was that mega's were so powerful it caused the PokΓ©mon pain.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 9:46:10 PM
No.723180135
>>723180476
>>723179731
Anon, you want it to be like pokken but your only response to how that's unfeasible while also keeping the roster size is
>throw ball
>control mon
You didn't put one iota of thought into how that real time combat would work, keep in mind that you want it to be a fighter which alone would require the Z axis be taken into account in combat which would require every single move to be reworked from the ground up to accommodate.
We haven't even gotten into the combat proper and we've already run into a massive issue with your idea one an absolutely basic feature of fighting games and pokken.
Then you have the fact that you would have to design movesets for every single pokemon in the game and balance them.
Your idea doesn't work on a fundamental level.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 9:46:21 PM
No.723180150
>>723180052
Nah you remember wrong that was just that area in the game, the towns looked good despited being glorified hallways
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 9:48:10 PM
No.723180261
>>723180929
It's really sad that the best new Mega ended up being Malamar's.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 9:48:13 PM
No.723180268
>>723179936
>>723180005
Weirdest (you)s I've gotten in a while. I'd forgotten Pokemon threads are like this
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 9:48:49 PM
No.723180316
>>723178121
>Acerola
What
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 9:49:36 PM
No.723180367
>>723179395
>when they aren't even trying nowadays.
what is the difference between hawlucha and diancie, exactly?
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 9:50:21 PM
No.723180432
>>723180739
>>723179551
I hope uru makes a strip with this mega jaja
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 9:51:01 PM
No.723180476
>>723180791
>>723180135
>keep in mind that you want it to be a fighter
Never said that retard. I said use Pokken as a framework. Much like how Shenmue used Virtual Fighter as a framework. This has been done before so no, it's not impossible. You're just a cumguzzeling faggot who's not even half as smart as he thinks he is.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 9:51:30 PM
No.723180509
>>723179551
One day Eelektross will get back to the ground. One day...
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 9:51:31 PM
No.723180510
>>723183183
>>723177932
Perfect example of overdesign.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 9:51:37 PM
No.723180519
>>723180890
>>723179441
I really don't understand the concept of this design, feraligar is as simple as a large anthropomorphic crocodile, then they just turn it into a Bakugan.
It's really bad
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 9:51:48 PM
No.723180529
>>723171143 (OP)
I was looking at a bunch of fan made evolutions for it and jesus they are literally all better than this shit. We are talking fan creations made years ago. And this is what the official devs come up with? LMAO
They did this on purpose clearly. Making it shit to get people talking about the design. Its like the whole world took controversy creates cash completely literally.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 9:51:58 PM
No.723180542
mega jynx wears shoes!?
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 9:52:38 PM
No.723180578
>>723172664
We'll see who's laughing once we start spamming CP proving you're a pedophile, Eric.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 9:53:32 PM
No.723180647
>>723177421
>pig wrestler becomes pig samurai
ok
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 9:53:52 PM
No.723180663
>>723180958
>>723171143 (OP)
The design concept is fine, but why Feraligatr? It doesn't fit at all
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 9:54:08 PM
No.723180679
>>723175326
Garbodor is unironically a great design, better than Weezing or Muk and his gigantamax is fantastic.
Ice cream line is whatever.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 9:54:16 PM
No.723180689
>>723180782
>>723181009
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 9:54:34 PM
No.723180720
>>723179750
>no longer an onahole
sad
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 9:54:48 PM
No.723180739
>>723180432
The heroine of justice and her ace Pokemon!
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 9:55:20 PM
No.723180782
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 9:55:32 PM
No.723180791
>>723180476
>. I said use Pokken as a framework. Much like how Shenmue used Virtual Fighter as a framework
Anon, that's a completely different thing, Shenmue didn't use Virtua Fighter as a base, it was supposed to be a Virtua Fighter RPG spin off.
You have absolutely no idea what you're talking about.
>This has been done before so no,
No, no it hasn't. The one example you brought up turned out to be a completely different situation that you misunderstood.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 9:56:21 PM
No.723180843
>>723180940
>>723180997
Is this all just because of 3D? Were mega's always this shit?
Have a bunch of good people left Gamefreak since Gen 6?
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 9:56:56 PM
No.723180890
>>723181364
>>723180519
>I really don't understand the concept of this design
is it that hard to use your brain?
>base feraligatr has strong arms
>grows a skull protrusion
>uses its arms as the bottom maw
>it's like if it was a big crocodile mouth
>also looks like totodile
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 9:57:19 PM
No.723180917
>>723176696
look at victreebel, it knows these designs are ass and is trying to hang itself
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 9:57:26 PM
No.723180929
>>723180261
Malamar looks retarded.
Hawlucha and Drampa got the best, actually look like old mega's
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 9:57:36 PM
No.723180940
>>723180843
>Were mega's always this shit?
Yes.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 9:57:56 PM
No.723180958
>>723181069
>>723183110
>>723180663
>ut why Feraligatr? It doesn't fit at all
neither did the caveman
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 9:58:30 PM
No.723180997
>>723180843
Gen 6 megas valued "cool" over anything else. Sometimes they achieved it, sometimes they didn't, but an attempt was made.
These new gen megas value a "punchline" over anything else.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 9:58:43 PM
No.723181008
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 9:58:46 PM
No.723181009
>>723181158
>>723182808
>>723180689
Will a zelda boss ever me this bat shit insane again? I guess Zant but hes not the real villain of TP.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 9:59:23 PM
No.723181061
>>723172691
>webm
I audibly laugh for several minutes, this is the goofiest shit I've ever seen in a pokemon game. I never expected starmie to move like this in the 20 years since I've known this pokemon.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 9:59:26 PM
No.723181062
>>723171143 (OP)
Why does a pokemon design look like it's ripping off digimon?
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 9:59:31 PM
No.723181069
>>723180958
I'd have leaned in that direction in some way, not wrapped around to a Totodile head.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 10:00:43 PM
No.723181158
>>723181009
They could, we still got goofy characters like Master Kohga with silly fights but nothing has been actual insanity since Zant. I doubt it'll ever be a final boss, though.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 10:02:01 PM
No.723181240
>>723181570
>>723186717
>>723172691
Jesus Christβ¦ contrast that Webm with Ken Sugimoriβs original artwork. This franchise is an absolute travesty.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 10:02:25 PM
No.723181269
>>723181912
>>723185807
Mega Jigglypuff.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 10:02:32 PM
No.723181275
>>723177702
>ripping off Bloons
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 10:03:55 PM
No.723181364
>>723181652
>>723180890
Even if that made sense, is a long shot from anthropomorphic crocodile, hence why I say it's so fucking bad
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 10:04:44 PM
No.723181429
>>723177864
where are y'all getting the game
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 10:05:24 PM
No.723181480
>>723177702
what is this shit
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 10:07:50 PM
No.723181652
>>723188558
>>723181364
>is a long shot from anthropomorphic crocodile
why? "crocodile with giant crocodile head"
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 10:08:16 PM
No.723181692
>>723177702
>dex description
>"don't worry guys, everything will be fine now that i'm here! with my nuke!"
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 10:09:02 PM
No.723181741
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 10:09:04 PM
No.723181743
>>723181570
Problem, nigger? Is it because itβs a nigger?
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 10:09:20 PM
No.723181763
>Kalos megas shown
>oh hey these are neat, canβt wait to see what they do for the others
>
Did they get a separate team to design those megas or what the fuck is going on?
The quality gap is absolutely baffling.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 10:10:28 PM
No.723181849
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 10:11:14 PM
No.723181912
Someone posted in the previous thread that you can open up Blender, stretch the proportions a bit and you have a new Mega.
It's so true.
>>723181269
lmao
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 10:12:23 PM
No.723182002
>>723181570
If it's blackface, it's peak.
If it's whatever that Japanese fashion trend is called, it's OK
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 10:12:41 PM
No.723182026
>>723172691
NANAAAAA NANANANANA NA NA KATAMARI DAMACY
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 10:12:48 PM
No.723182032
>>723179790
They're supposed to be mismatched fossils cause Paleontologists would make chimera freaks of nature on accident because they didn't know any better. Yes they made four different pokemon to showcase this absurdity.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 10:13:52 PM
No.723182102
>>723182194
>>723182540
So... how fucking bad was Flygon that he got rejected for ORAS, but these are getting the green light?
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 10:14:04 PM
No.723182116
>>723172691
A yes. Nightmare fuel.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 10:14:06 PM
No.723182117
>>723182204
>>723182372
has this shit leaked yet? and is it stable enough to actually play, i remember legends arceus wasnt playable until after the actual game launched
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 10:14:23 PM
No.723182136
>>723187473
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 10:15:08 PM
No.723182194
>>723182541
>>723185456
>>723182102
I think Mega Flygon's situation is similar to this.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 10:15:20 PM
No.723182204
>>723182729
>>723182117
From what I heard you gotta play in one emulator. Then switch to another for a specific part. THEN switch back to the old emulator for a smooth ride.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 10:15:29 PM
No.723182214
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 10:16:35 PM
No.723182298
>>723172691
Do the rogue megas try to specifically kill you instead of going for your pokemon? Kinda terrifying, honestly.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 10:17:10 PM
No.723182337
>>723172691
Oh shit it's Starfish Hitler
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 10:17:47 PM
No.723182372
>>723182117
>has this shit leaked yet?
Yes
>and is it stable enough to actually play
Thereβs a number of crashes/softlocks.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 10:20:41 PM
No.723182540
>>723182102
The funniest thing about Flygon is that it STILL didn't get a mega. Nobody at Game Freak wants to give it any love.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 10:20:42 PM
No.723182541
>>723182832
>>723182194
>no new Eeveevolutions since Gen 6
They could have released a Dragon evolution to complete the original 9 Special types of Pokemon if you include Fairy. I'd even be happy with a Normal-type evolution.
>>723172691
Here's the music that plays while you fight these types of things in this game.
https://voca.ro/1eNTVrNkQSYZ
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 10:23:10 PM
No.723182729
>>723182204
what emulator are you supposed to use? also where can i get the game
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 10:23:13 PM
No.723182732
>>723172691
The original starwalker
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 10:23:16 PM
No.723182738
>>723176696
>>723176792
Did they seriously tone down the mega entries? Fucking pussies.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 10:23:46 PM
No.723182775
>>723175151
Because being a human is relatable and being faced with the idea that a pokemon could end your life is fucking awesome, actually.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 10:24:15 PM
No.723182808
>>723181009
Only if Koizumi is in charge.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 10:24:18 PM
No.723182814
>>723171143 (OP)
FemΓ€le lurkers Γ€dd me up on dJscord : j11bunw0u
if you're interested in video games, lolis, anime,any artistic and creative activities, and various franchises like PokΓ©mon, Fate, Dragon Quest, Monster Hunter, Final Fantasy, Bravely Default, Fire Emblem, as well as series like RWBY, Digimon, Disgaea, monogatari, megaman, rwby, touhou, /m/series and many more
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 10:24:37 PM
No.723182832
>>723182541
>Normal-type Eeveelution
The long awaited level evolution that we've all been waiting for.
Just need a trade evo (could be a pair) and a held item evo and I think it'd have all the basic evo methods down. Fitting for Eevee.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 10:24:46 PM
No.723182848
>>723183040
>>723182636
sounds like alien music
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 10:25:50 PM
No.723182916
Mega Typholsion got robbed
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 10:26:13 PM
No.723182947
>>723182636
Is this that "penis music" the kids keep talking about?
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 10:27:38 PM
No.723183040
>>723182848
I think it's pretty fitting. Pokemon and evolution is all still something pretty well under research in the world, and then you have these strange stones that can interface with pokemon to make them even more bizarre and less understandable. The fact that it's taken them this long to go back to the concept is honestly insane. This shit should constantly talked about and studied in this universe.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 10:27:46 PM
No.723183050
>>723183291
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 10:28:26 PM
No.723183110
>>723183819
>>723180958
What caveman, are you quoting the wrong person?
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 10:29:33 PM
No.723183183
>>723180510
>overdesign
we're discussing mega evolutions here
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 10:30:05 PM
No.723183212
>>723176410
As stupid as the legs are, giving it a mane and claws made of ferrofluid was a very fucking cool idea and you wonβt change my mind
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 10:31:13 PM
No.723183291
>>723183050
This is a completely different song and vibe.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 10:31:21 PM
No.723183303
>>723172691
I showed this to my MOM, without any comment. She called it nonsense.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 10:32:09 PM
No.723183353
>>723172691
and despite shit like this people still clamor for more megas and forms for past pokemom
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 10:32:20 PM
No.723183368
>>723174683
Is this supposed to be bad? She's like Iono but better.
>>723174768
This sucks though.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 10:32:32 PM
No.723183381
>>723177702
Indian Zygarde.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 10:32:33 PM
No.723183383
>>723183549
>there are anons who still buy every new pokemon release in 2025 AD
explain yourselves
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 10:33:59 PM
No.723183480
>>723175582
>Gains huge feet
>Acquires the ability to move faster than sound
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 10:34:47 PM
No.723183535
>>723177581
You can tell almost every design they do these days is made to pander to specific social media audiences. It's so wildly cynical and obvious and yet people slurp it up anyway.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 10:34:58 PM
No.723183549
>>723183383
I'm surprised you pokefags don't know why already.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 10:36:01 PM
No.723183615
>>723172691
Needs that running SFX from the Flintstones and Hannah Barbera cartoons, and it'd be perfect
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 10:36:40 PM
No.723183663
>>723183859
>>723172691
of all of the possibilities
of all of the potential
of all conscious and reasonable decisions
how on fucking earth did they land on this
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 10:36:52 PM
No.723183676
>>723179906
Which is PRECISELY why I thought it was a shitpost
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 10:37:35 PM
No.723183714
>>723185126
>>723177702
>you must be punished, Ed
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 10:37:45 PM
No.723183728
>>723174768
Chocolate lolita is super underrated tho
>white gloves
chef's kiss
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 10:38:52 PM
No.723183819
>>723183110
He's talking about Croconaw. I'd have made Mega Feraligatr look more prehistoric myself, but Totodile helmet, I guess.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 10:39:39 PM
No.723183859
>>723183663
Glaliebros, why is he so shit even with the Mega?
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 10:39:50 PM
No.723183874
>>723178153
>Simply becomes a fancier chandelier
Makes sense.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 10:40:29 PM
No.723183936
>>723179906
To be fair, how else would you do it without going too far in the other direction?
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 10:40:31 PM
No.723183937
So leakbro was 100% correct.
Will keep that in mind for the future, no matter how shit they sound.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 10:41:25 PM
No.723184017
>>723172691
eh it's not faggot duck run animation that made me laugh hard for 5 fucking minutes, puke through my nose, and thought I was actually going to die becuase of a gay duck
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 10:41:51 PM
No.723184047
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 10:44:48 PM
No.723184286
>>723175081
Did you not play Legends Arceus?
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 10:44:51 PM
No.723184292
I'm a firm believer that most of the designs post gen 5 look like shit because of the shitty 3d.
Were they sprites, or high fidelity models, most of them would look much better, not on gen 1-4 level, but not this bad either.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 10:44:59 PM
No.723184306
>>723175830
Christcucks were right, Pokemon was made by the devil
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 10:45:21 PM
No.723184330
>>723186040
>>723177305
Genuinely all I wanted and expected from mega meganium.
Down to the disappointing stats and moveset, it's wholly MEGANIUM, and I love it anyway.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 10:45:34 PM
No.723184358
The fact that this will inevitably sell well despite looking like dogshit because Pokemon fans are utterly incapable of playing anything else, thus convincing Game Freak that they're not doing anything wrong and to continue making even shittier products because people will buy it no matter what, is what pisses me off the most.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 10:46:59 PM
No.723184486
>>723185775
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 10:47:09 PM
No.723184504
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 10:48:30 PM
No.723184603
>>723179256
Palshit sequel, show, merch, and card game any day now Paltard!
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 10:49:41 PM
No.723184689
>>723175830
they have themed versions of everything from lots of media not just pokemon
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 10:51:58 PM
No.723184856
>>723174460
Did Starmie have a good physical moveset?
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 10:54:05 PM
No.723185024
>>723177794
>>723177868
it went from η« to η
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 10:54:44 PM
No.723185071
>>723177932
it would be perfect if not for the retarded frontal plate but at least porn artists might draw it as an apron in anthro art
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 10:55:19 PM
No.723185118
>>723177581
>You cannot convince me that people in the X and Y days wanted this shit for Starmie, Feraligatr, Victreebel, or Skarmory.
There were megas that hardly changed at all like Ampharos and Kanghaskhan. Megas that exaggerated one thing like Sableye and Slowbro. Just got fatter like Aggron and Venusaur. I think you guys are just ragebaiting about Skarmory too because it grows more blades, you would have loved it back in XY.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 10:55:25 PM
No.723185126
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 10:56:40 PM
No.723185223
>>723176792
>Drampa: Drampaβs cells have been invigorated, allowing it to regain its youth. It manipulates the atmosphere to summon storms.
unc still got it
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 10:56:58 PM
No.723185253
>>723185557
>>723176340
>>723176395
So /v/ is full of manchildren who unironically played Pokemon past the age of 10?
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 10:58:08 PM
No.723185330
>>723185502
>>723176696
>>723176792
TLDR post stats and abilities.
Wanna start figuring out the meta.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 10:58:11 PM
No.723185334
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 10:59:09 PM
No.723185410
>>723177581
The point of megas is bringing shitmons back into the meta, the fuck are you going on about.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 10:59:26 PM
No.723185425
>>723174768
Goddamn wtf lmao
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 10:59:57 PM
No.723185456
>>723182194
why didn't they just msg the fan and be like look we buy the design off you for 5k
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:00:28 PM
No.723185489
>>723175326
Based Ice Cream Cone Enjoyer
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:00:32 PM
No.723185502
>>723185717
>>723186598
>>723185330
Abilities are unknown because this game doesn't have them
https://pastebin.com/raw/VrR8BRLf
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:01:18 PM
No.723185557
>>723185701
>>723185253
Didnt you see how hard this place ate up Palworld? And that was just a bunch of store assets.
/v/ is plagued with millennials desperate for a polished Pokemon even though the very idea of this franchise is utterly retarded.
Oh look, theres magic beasts capable of insta killing you everywhere, I sure cant wait to be their friends
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:01:58 PM
No.723185608
>>723178949
It just needed one more design point to be good.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:03:09 PM
No.723185701
>>723185812
>>723185996
>>723185557
For children, yes, the idea of befriending powerful monsters is enticing
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:03:25 PM
No.723185717
>>723185785
>>723185502
Oh, so Legends once again fucks up the combat system with pointless changes made for casuals.
I fucking hate these spinoffs so much, hope Legends goes the way of Ranger and Mystery Dungeon and just disappears.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:03:25 PM
No.723185719
>>723174768
i usually like dark-skinned characters with light hair but it doesn't works for me here and i'm not sure why
maybe she's TOO dark-skinned?
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:03:55 PM
No.723185756
>>723176770
R34 Artists need to get on Mega Starmie
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:04:06 PM
No.723185771
>>723172691
OCEAN MAN
TAKE ME BY THE HAND
LEAD ME TO THE LAND
THAT YOU UNDERSTAND
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:04:16 PM
No.723185775
>>723184486
It's true, you literally get robbed by a black woman the moment you get off the train in the game.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:04:23 PM
No.723185781
>>723172691
how is this real
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:04:26 PM
No.723185785
>>723185895
>>723186232
>>723185717
The combat is real-time so abilities literally wouldn't work
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:04:31 PM
No.723185793
>>723172691
why is the trainer dodging? can the starmie hurt the trainer?
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:04:40 PM
No.723185807
>>723181269
>shiny onsokumaru
Ok?
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:04:41 PM
No.723185812
>>723185701
So why do adults care about this crap
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:04:53 PM
No.723185830
>>723186031
>>723173071
>>723172691
Why the fuck didn't they just make it fly/float? They could have just shamelessly aped off the look of Ramiel as well and it would have looked a thousand times better.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u26WYI9oxoA
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:05:25 PM
No.723185874
>>723177305
Idiots defending this garbage, we couldβve had a better grass starter
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:05:42 PM
No.723185895
>>723185785
>real time Pokemon battles
Who the hell thought this was a good idea?
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:06:25 PM
No.723185945
>>723187049
>>723177491
Me when I ignore the newer Fire Emblem games
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:06:38 PM
No.723185959
>>723186074
>>723186138
Rate my squad so far.
Game is piss easy btw
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:06:43 PM
No.723185968
>>723177305
Megas should just go full retard with the edge.
The cutesy shit doesnt work if the point is they get a powerup.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:07:01 PM
No.723185996
>>723186113
>>723185701
Pokehumans are stronger than pokemon.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:07:32 PM
No.723186031
>>723185830
>Down to the disappointing stats and moveset
idk, it has 143 Special Attack, and 115 in its defenses
And it gets Earth Power for coverage
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:07:38 PM
No.723186040
>>723184330
i mean it got fairy type so it's much better isn't it
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:07:38 PM
No.723186041
>>723171143 (OP)
>Noooo, my cartoon alligator is cartoony!
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:07:44 PM
No.723186051
>>723178019
Pokemon design went to shit with Gen 4 though.
Dialga, Palkia, Giratina and Garchomp are the only good designs.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:07:53 PM
No.723186060
>>723186139
GameFreak is demonstrably worse than Hitler
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:08:03 PM
No.723186074
>>723186256
>>723185959
>Game is piss easy btw
Expected anything else?
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:08:34 PM
No.723186113
>>723186531
>>723185996
Not even close, gag physics and plot armor don't count
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:08:49 PM
No.723186126
>>723171143 (OP)
I feel sad, he is like suffering... what is happening to pokemon, bros..
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:08:55 PM
No.723186138
>>723186384
>>723185959
where did you get the game?
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:08:55 PM
No.723186139
>>723186634
>>723186060
GF makes /v/ seethe for being manchildren who still want to play Pokemon and Hitler fought the jews.
Both are good people.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:09:07 PM
No.723186152
>>723172691
if you hate this you have no soul
shit's hilarious
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:09:17 PM
No.723186164
>>723177446
they don't like it when you criticize pokemon games but will do a 380 become some sort of professional critic when another that isn't pokemon comes out with the same issues its really hilarious
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:09:58 PM
No.723186232
>>723185785
Why not?
Yeah maybe some wouldn't but pressure/levitate/xa absorb and most would.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:10:20 PM
No.723186256
>>723186771
>>723186074
Even for PokΓ©mon standards, most battles reward you for button mashing.
Also alpha PokΓ©mon are busted, I found a level 31 alpha magikarp, caught it and because of how the games mechanics work, you can have a fully kitted out Gyarados without even having to fight once
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:10:54 PM
No.723186294
>>723177352
>Implying Misty won't fuck it
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:11:18 PM
No.723186331
>>723186373
>>723175151
You do command your Pokemon, along side the trainer. PLA was literally the best received Pokemon game of all time as far as gameplay is concerned.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:11:59 PM
No.723186373
>>723187008
>>723186331
Yeah because casuals are retarded
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:12:06 PM
No.723186384
>>723187158
>>723186138
>he doesnt know
Kwab
Captcha: 2p000
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:12:12 PM
No.723186390
>>723171143 (OP)
Wtf did they do to my boy
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:13:50 PM
No.723186510
>>723186735
>>723171398
Feraligatr sisters the typhosion pedos are laughing at us!
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:14:06 PM
No.723186531
>>723186113
>most games have humans effortlessly binding down legendaries and abusing normal pokemon
>the few that don't have pokemon being abused easily/forced to evolve or such
>new games have MC using pokeslaves
>humans brainwash them with mints/dope them/etc
lol
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:14:21 PM
No.723186547
>>723175081
>>723178929
That's literally how it worked in Legends Arceus, retards.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:15:04 PM
No.723186598
>>723185502
>this game doesn't have them
Is this shit going to be baby tier like LGPE? Fucking hell.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:15:14 PM
No.723186619
>>723172691
GAMEFREAK
I KNEEL
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:15:27 PM
No.723186634
>>723186802
>>723186139
>GF makes /v/ seethe
thats not really a hard achievement though it doesn't take much to piss /v/ off
but that also doesn't mean that gf isn't turbo ass at development
>Get Captcha: SNGDNG
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:16:33 PM
No.723186717
>>723189451
>>723181240
Seems like another 90s Toriyama ripoff.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:16:45 PM
No.723186735
>>723186510
>be meganium
>do nothing
>get the most basic bitch mega of all time
>win against the pedo and the actual baby toy
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:17:11 PM
No.723186771
>>723187045
>>723186256
Well gyarados was always OP as fuck so this is standard.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:17:35 PM
No.723186802
>>723187082
>>723186634
The thing is GF sucking at game development doesnt harm anyone past the age of 6.
/v/ is mad because these manchildren uniromically want to play Pokemon in their adulthood.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:18:10 PM
No.723186843
>>723172691
It reminds me of some weird monster from Ultraman.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:18:36 PM
No.723186871
>>723172691
Woah so this is the power of dei diversity esg blackrock money
Bravo game freak Nintendo
According to Game Freak's documents, the Legends games are for gamers while the mainline games are for casuals
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:19:02 PM
No.723186906
>>723174768
Sadly, such a sight would not be out of place in modern France.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:19:12 PM
No.723186923
>>723187931
>>723188698
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:19:37 PM
No.723186949
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:20:04 PM
No.723186981
>>723182636
I fuck with it
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:20:17 PM
No.723187008
>>723187105
>>723186373
Nothing wrong with preferring nteractivity over static motions. A lot of people wanted the games to resemble the anime since the 90s.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:20:33 PM
No.723187029
>>723186896
The fuck? So why casualize the combat?
Everything that isnt PvP focused is casual shit, which is why Champions is going to be probably the best Pokemon game ever, just like Showdown currently is.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:20:43 PM
No.723187045
>>723186771
I love getting a lvl 51 gyarados by 1/3rd of HGSS story every now and then too but I wouldn't call it good design
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:20:49 PM
No.723187049
>>723185945
Nu-Emblem sucks.
But mocking it with a SMT/Persona/Redditgame avatar?
WTF?
Might as well tell your parents you suck cock and are on HRT before they die of cringe.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:21:11 PM
No.723187069
>>723187173
>>723174768
She's the Champion equivalent too. She's the one who organized the tournament and your final opponent
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:21:21 PM
No.723187082
>>723187181
>>723186802
>/v/: who cares if kids get mind-numbingly awful games, they're kids
>also /v/: why are all the kids these days so retarded
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:21:33 PM
No.723187095
>>723186982
>Arizona finally gets to die
I'm happy for him.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:21:38 PM
No.723187105
>>723187008
One of the reasons why the anime is the worst part of the franchise.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:21:39 PM
No.723187106
>>723187264
If Nintendo themselves developed PokΓ©mon in house, how much better and more polished would they be?
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:21:51 PM
No.723187115
>>723187260
>You just run around as the trainer while your pokemon do all the work.
fucking boring.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:21:55 PM
No.723187121
>>723187256
any mega dragalge images?
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:22:20 PM
No.723187158
>>723186384
i actually got the files, just didn't check if they worked
they do
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:22:34 PM
No.723187173
>>723187069
>Champion equivalent
>Name doesn't start with A
How can this be?
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:22:39 PM
No.723187181
>>723187082
Kids will always be retarded, they are kids, they are dumbasses with underdeveloped brains, they are quite literally mentally retarded compared to adults.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:23:34 PM
No.723187256
>>723187412
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:23:36 PM
No.723187260
>>723187549
>>723187115
Run around as the trainer while commanding your pokemon and avoiding getting killed yourself, yes. Have you ever played a summoner in any game ever?
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:23:40 PM
No.723187264
>>723187486
>>723187106
Polished, but it would still be toddlerslop unbearable to normal people.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:25:17 PM
No.723187412
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:26:19 PM
No.723187473
>>723182136
lmao stupid bitch
made a post to get attention on the loss of her nephew on social media and then pretends to have the moral high ground
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:26:22 PM
No.723187479
>>723172691
hilariously freaky
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:26:27 PM
No.723187484
Paldea is located just over the mountains from Kalos
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:26:28 PM
No.723187486
>>723187583
>>723187264
They already are anon....
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:26:59 PM
No.723187526
>>723187662
>>723188191
>>723186982
Does his flower pokemon thing die, too? Seems weird that he would just ACK for no reason.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:27:15 PM
No.723187549
>>723187671
>>723187260
>Have you ever played a summoner in any game ever?
Yeah plenty, a lot of them let you play as the summon.
I don't want to play a summoner where all I do is watch and give orders, that's boring.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:27:19 PM
No.723187553
>>723176703
>hilariously small roster
pokken was gas though
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:27:43 PM
No.723187583
>>723187486
Clearly not, Pokemon is the #1 franchise in the world, most of that money comes from normies
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:27:55 PM
No.723187596
>>723188607
>>723172691
This shit is so stupid but I can't bring myself to hate it. Its just too funny.
>>723187526
No, Floette lives and you get it.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:28:58 PM
No.723187671
>>723188137
>>723187549
Is FF12 worth playing? I've always heard mixed things about it but I'm kinda interested.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:30:10 PM
No.723187754
>>723187662
This blue character reminds me of another character from something else but I cannot remember for the life of me who I'm thinking of. I can't even remember if it was a game or anime or what.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:31:49 PM
No.723187873
Why is the child protagonist not sexy?
Cant believe flygon got robbed
But I am happy for mega golurk
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:31:55 PM
No.723187883
>>723187662
Ah I guess that makes sense from a gameplay perspective.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:32:41 PM
No.723187931
>>723186923
thats ho-oh and i don't really see the "damn" image at all the only thing it has in common is long legs but that's still a stretch
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:32:43 PM
No.723187934
>>723187996
>>723188046
Mega Malamar's stats are hilarious
>86/102/88/98/120/88
MALAMAR WATCH OUT BEEDRILL IS COMING!
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:32:52 PM
No.723187941
>>723188059
>>723186982
>>723187662
>they literally kill him off just so you can have his special Pokemon
Actually fucking amazing
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:33:21 PM
No.723187972
>>723188942
>>723187876
Mega Absol isnt in the base game?
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:33:37 PM
No.723187993
>>723172691
Why are you brown when you could have fair skin?
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:33:38 PM
No.723187996
>>723188171
>>723188325
>>723187934
those are garbage
who is looking like uber tier?
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:33:47 PM
No.723188004
>>723188942
>>723187876
>Absol
Wut? Mega Absol isn't base game when it's literally in the base game?
>>723178789
>>723178571
i thought the entire point of the legends series was to be in the past??
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:34:01 PM
No.723188028
>>723188478
>>723177702
Zygarde is the Ideon now?
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:34:05 PM
No.723188035
>>723176696
>Starmie: Its movements have become more humanlike. Whether itβs simply trying to communicate or wants to supplant humanity is unclear.
It's a kaiju from some random movie
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:34:14 PM
No.723188041
>>723188087
>>723188179
>>723187662
does xernas and yvetel have any relevance to the plot at all in this game since they were in the first 2
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:34:19 PM
No.723188046
>>723187934
That is the price it paid for becoming a doujin-tier tentacle monster that can rewrite personalities and memories.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:34:31 PM
No.723188059
>>723187941
Let's be honest, how else would you have gotten it?
It was his unique floette and they were both immortal.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:34:38 PM
No.723188074
>>723188025
No.
Even in Arceus you play as a normal trainer that just got sent to the past.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:34:48 PM
No.723188087
>>723188187
>>723188041
no
not even slightly
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:35:07 PM
No.723188114
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:35:26 PM
No.723188132
>>723187876
I thought all the old megas were in the game.....
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:35:29 PM
No.723188137
>>723187671
It's not bad. The end is sort of rushed because the director walked out halfway through, but it's still a good story and programming your AI teammates yourself with gambits is kinda fun.
I'm not the biggest final fantasy fan though, the ivalice games are the only ones that aren't completely "whatever" to me.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:35:32 PM
No.723188139
>>723172691
AAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:35:32 PM
No.723188140
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:35:33 PM
No.723188142
>>723188025
There was never a reason to assume that was the case based on one game.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:35:40 PM
No.723188152
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:35:58 PM
No.723188171
>>723187996
Depends on the council :^)
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:36:08 PM
No.723188179
>>723188041
Show up at end so you can catch them before you fight lvl 84 Zygarde and his 3 forms
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:36:15 PM
No.723188187
>>723188087
thats bullshit whats the point zygarde was in both and had some plot relevance but they don't even get a single mention?
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:36:15 PM
No.723188191
>>723188396
>>723187526
No, he just finally dies. Seems he wasn't truly immortal, just really long-lived.
>To Team MZ, my dear friends... If you are reading this letter, then it would seem my time has finally come to an end. I leave you these instructions and final wishes. First, do with Hotel Z as you see fit. It is yours. If keeping it running would place a burden on your young lives, you may sell it.
>I ask only that you continue to look after Floette and all those who live in Lumiose City. I have been blessed to see the people of the city grow closer to all their new PokΓ©mon neighbors. It is as you young ones once saidβa joining of X and Y axes that were never expected to meet. May you all bring about a true evolution in the relationship between PokΓ©mon and humankind.
>I have lived so very, very long and seen so many go before me... But thanks to you all, I know I will now go to meet my own ending with a smile on my face. I thank you from the bottom of this old heart. Signed βAZ.β
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:37:30 PM
No.723188270
>>723188567
>>723177702
>Calms the situation
>turns into a nuke
Gamefreak please!
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:37:36 PM
No.723188279
>>723174263
Would completely change the "meta" of the game from being something strategic that all ages can be level on to a sweaty fighting game with Dark Souls style rolling between high agility characters.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:37:44 PM
No.723188284
So there's no megalopunny here? Why am i even playing?
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:38:19 PM
No.723188325
>>723188419
>>723187996
Don't know since the abilities are 100% going to change. Mega Skarmory will be OU, has less defense than regular skarmory but is fast, strong, and has more special defense
>65/140/110/40/100/110
Corviknight is OU and this could be a a good Corvi alternative after that black bird stole the glory from Skarmory in the first place.
>>723177702
Why didn't they just make this mega zygarde? Why turn it into a zeppelin nuke? It's so stupid.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:39:11 PM
No.723188396
>>723188191
>Just now realizing the whole XYZ thing of gen 6 was meant to be a play on the series going 3D
I'm feeling some type of way right now.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:39:26 PM
No.723188415
>>723189234
>>723186896
>targeted at gamers
LA had exact 1 (one) fight that wasn't piss baby easy
is every play tester at GF a massive fucking shitter or something?
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:39:32 PM
No.723188419
>>723188325
He's wasting a Mega slot tho
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:40:28 PM
No.723188478
>>723188028
Oh Zygarde will destroy the universe
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:40:48 PM
No.723188509
>>723188610
>>723188384
why does sword and shield look better than any game that came after? How do you go backwards?
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:40:55 PM
No.723188520
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:41:28 PM
No.723188558
>>723181652
ngl thats kind of dumb this could've worked for cubone though
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:41:33 PM
No.723188567
>>723188270
Nuclear deterrence worked hippie
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:42:06 PM
No.723188607
>>723187596
It comes from *merchandise*
The games merely exist to advertise the merch.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:42:07 PM
No.723188610
>>723188509
and SwSh looked worse than LGPE
truly astonishing to see a dev actively get worse at 3D
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:42:13 PM
No.723188618
>>723188384
Thatβs in the game too
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:42:17 PM
No.723188626
>>723172691
this looks bad but in a very specific way that makes me love it
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:42:40 PM
No.723188650
>>723172691
Is that the dimension shifter from pikmin?
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:43:16 PM
No.723188690
>>723188384
Because they have to sell their stupid gimmick no matter how retarded it looks.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:43:29 PM
No.723188698
>>723186923
all according to kinkaku
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:44:15 PM
No.723188753
>>723177702
A fuckhuge pompadour was horrible, but this is even worse.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:44:19 PM
No.723188758
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:44:29 PM
No.723188770
>>723186896
it took them 25 years to realize they need to cater to gamers
You play as Zygardre for the final battle
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:45:31 PM
No.723188837
>>723188782
giant mecha fight i hope
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:45:44 PM
No.723188846
>>723186896
the legends games are more casualized than mainline are they fucking stupid?
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:45:55 PM
No.723188865
>>723186896
Just like how SwSh was supposed to be for the core audience?
Fuck off, Game Freak.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:46:18 PM
No.723188892
>>723188961
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:46:46 PM
No.723188919
>>723188782
Reminds me of Sonic Frontiers boss battles, wonder if they'll have some cringe metal track playing over it.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:46:52 PM
No.723188928
>>723172691
>rollslop
AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:47:02 PM
No.723188937
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:47:07 PM
No.723188942
>>723187972
>>723188004
There are going to be mega evolutions forms called Mega-(pokemon) Z
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:47:10 PM
No.723188947
>>723189007
>>723188782
what is this a megazoid battle or some sort fortnite live event also is that even a mon or some sort of manmade machine that has not relevance to PokΓ©mon lore or is it a another mewtwo type of creature
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:47:22 PM
No.723188961
>>723188892
biolante vs space godzilla vibes
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:48:06 PM
No.723189007
>>723189116
>>723188947
It's the Prism Tower, which is alive and using Floette as a power source
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:48:15 PM
No.723189015
>>723175326
Sure, but I'm still not gonna apologize. Gen 5 was shit and rightfully shit on.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:49:11 PM
No.723189082
>>723188782
why is zygarde fighting a giant living penis cage?
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:49:40 PM
No.723189116
>>723189007
so basically, a water down necrozma?
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:50:17 PM
No.723189151
>>723189276
>>723188782
Why is Floette so strong?
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:51:06 PM
No.723189212
Originally, the game was going be set in Johto, but they changed it to Kalos
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:51:19 PM
No.723189234
>>723188415
Volo kinda cheated too so they had to make a trainer cheat to be fairly difficult (still beat him underleveled first try btw not really a flex its just people focus too much on this shit nowadays)
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:52:01 PM
No.723189276
>>723189151
some 3000 years ago it drank a 100+ pokemon smoothie
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:52:02 PM
No.723189278
>>723177702
why is she carrying an onahole?
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:54:09 PM
No.723189425
>>723172691
Keked to oblivion
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:54:24 PM
No.723189451
>>723186717
How is that anything like Toriyama?
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:55:39 PM
No.723189535
>>723189925
>>723172691
I was iffy on his design at first, but seeing him in motion is a game changer. Goofy in all the right ways. This is unironically my new favorite pokemon and my go to water coverage.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:57:30 PM
No.723189658
>>723181570
Nobody gave a shit about Jynx because you couldn't get it naturally in Gen 1 and nobody wanted it anyway. It was basically forgotten in its own gen.
Acting like Jynx was something people collectively knew or cared about as if it was shoved in people's faces only proves you weren't there.
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 12:01:17 AM
No.723189925
>>723189535
doesn't relying on goofy shit get old anon?
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 12:04:55 AM
No.723190156
Watching shit like this unironically makes me want to play Palworld again, itβs like they stole the worst ideas from Yokai Watch and Digimon it just looks play retarded
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 12:10:16 AM
No.723190539
>>723190895
>>723174768
that's literally the most generic anime face possible, there's bound to be 100000000000000 anime girls with that same face
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 12:15:28 AM
No.723190895
>>723190539
And all are cute.