Thread 723185037

what do we think about potato races?

>>723185037 (OP)
The Irish are pretty cool I guess.

Needs correction

>>723185037 (OP)
the sight of that thing would absolutely infuriate me on a battlefield and I can't say what would happen after that

>love lalafells
>96% of the fanart is offmodel
Eh

>>723189561
Cute belly

>>723185037 (OP)
Pedos love them, everyone else is creeped out or views then as troll characters.

Pedos: if you had to get raped (by a man) everytime you wanted to rape a kid, would you still be interested ?

lala players disgust me
at least the Ryne/Gaia/Alisaie ephebophiles are honest about wanting to plap a teenager

>>723185037 (OP)
cute potat

Not enough porn

It's crazy how prosecuted the lalafell community is on ff14. They have to hide away on private discord servers and never leak it because everyone else would dox them.

>>723189893
the fuck is wrong with this newnigger 14yo?

>>723185037 (OP)
It's your duty as a true gamer to play the short silly race

Harvin are the best by a wide margin.

>>723192393
Agreed.

>>723188659
What causes people to suffer from cute agression?

>>723192393
I want to use it as a pillow.

>>723185037 (OP)
We are the heart of any party.

>>723185037 (OP)
Goblin (Fanart) > Tarutaru > Yordle > Harvin > Vulpera > Asura > Gnome > Elin > Lalafell > Goblin (In-Game)

>>723195352
>We
Post squishy cheeks.

>>723195428
My lalaboy?

Which race has the best looking players?

If I ever get back into FFXIV, I'm gonna fanta to a Lalafell specifically so I can Dwarfmaxx. And no one will know I'm a cute girl underneath.

>>723195761
I can't tell what most of their characters are because all of the XIV races just look like humans in cosplay, but I'll tentatively suggest the stupid dragon thing.

>>723185037 (OP)
Underrepresented

ACKSHUALLY, it's 'popoto', not 'potato'.

>>723185037 (OP)
Diaperbaby no diffs lalafails

they appeal to pedophiles (like me)

>>723185037 (OP)
I enjoy.

Need pregnant lalafell.

>The first Lalafell most people meet is a retired whore
>Everyone still infantilizes them
Brutally murder all pedophiles.

>>723198018
mostly troons (often 3DPD pedos) projecting their childlust onto shortstack/potato enjoyers and using that to have a powertrip/gatekeep dopamine stream by shutting them out of the community especially where mods are considered

>>723192159
I gave mine the Fu Manchu to really drive home the ham.

>>723194927
It's similar to the thing that some men have that makes them immediately aggressive whenever they are around women.

sad there is not enough on model porn and most of whats out there is just fag shit

>>723195761
Are these characters + the sex offender registry photos of their players?

tranny pedophile groomer race

>>723185037 (OP)
I think all races matter except the black ones.

>>723185037 (OP)
Perfect kicking height.

Here's your healer for tonight.

>>723200757
I read that as heater and thought she was going to sit on me.

>>723188659
I can
sex

>>723200757
First she heals my body and after the raid she heals my soul.

lala thighs

>>723200757
{ vote dismiss }

>>723200757
The general framing and use of little cutesy additions from this one's Twitter makes me think it's an actual f*male behind it, which is incredibly based for someone that also wants their lalafell gasping for air from the size of the man on top of and inside them

>>723185037 (OP)
Only pedos and midget lovers enjoy them

>>723185037 (OP)
They make trannies and other retarded cucks seethe eternally. And by eternally, I mean that these subhumans literally can't go five seconds without telling everyone how much they hate "potatos" and how they "don't care about them"

>>723201156
Yeah I love their stuff, it's a perfect mix of cute and sexy

>>723192393
It's completely unreal how much better they are

>>723202024
Harvin are lalafell unbound from being successors to tarutaru from FFXI

i am going to mash all of the potatoes

>>723202258
a-all of them?!

>>723185037 (OP)
any blender anons know how to extract models from ff xiv?

>>723202120
I am the only person on /v/ who actually plays a serious lala because I unironically like being a short king

>>723202357
correct

male lala and male au'ra are consistently the weirdest fucking people in the game and the whole playerbase is weird to begin with

>>723202585
It's mostly trannies who have this delusion that even males can look feminine and sexy

>>723189893
I don't want rape, I want consent, discovery, and wholesomeness.

>>723185037 (OP)
I hated them at first but my guild master insisted for us to level as lalas together so I finally rolled one and they grew on me. They're cute and funny (literally, not the pedo meme)
I like playing as small races, they feel faster and make the world bigger.
>>723202585
I mained a male au'ra and rolled a male lala but in my defense I don't do erp or anything I just think au'rad have the better looking males and I don't play as females.

>>723203008
>average lalafellin female after 5 minutes without hyuran male cock

>>723203319
It is canon

>>723203440
>Here lies Lamitt, she never scored

>>723203867
to be a female lalafell is to suffer

>>723202120
The problem with male Lalas is that they all look the same, lame babies. They should take notes from Cygames and give them an actual male triangular shape.

>Joined a FC
>Knew someone who played a lalafell
>Pretty chill people overall
>Fast forward down the road
>The guy stops logging in
>Not even on d*scord
>Ask someone who knew him pretty well
>He got busted for cheese pizza
Honestly, he never gave off those vibes either which was the surprising part about it. Even the times in VC with the FC when playing content together if loli was brought up he didn't slather at the mouth. He would be avoidant of even talking about it.

>>723204115
I unironically really like Katz
The evokers in general are just good except L*belia

>>723204115
The game makes a point of lalafell sexual dimorphism being in their noses and ears.
In other words if you've got a sunburnt nose making it a different colour from the rest of your skin as a guy then lalafells will think you're a crossdressing faggot.

>>723204463
too far
lalas with bunny ears are pretty cute though

>>723204463
I hate modbeasts

>>723185037 (OP)
Cute

>>723204762
*pulls out can opener*

>>723185037 (OP)
>lalafell, female
cringe
>lalafell, male
based

>>723204762
You can do both those things during Lewding.

>>723205215
Sex

People will look at this and say "ZAMN!"

>>723205369
>bunny ears and normal ears
I hate it.

>>723205215
I wonder what kind of dark sins they're committing in their modbeast domain expansion

>>723185037 (OP)
rape on sight

>>723204883
Let's say you lived in a world with 3ft tall women like these. How would you go about pursuing one without people thinking you were a creep?

>>723205490
there's no modbeast domain expansion

>>723204762
say that but to the RPers, I dare you

>>723205601
Ignore people

>>723205603
>that squishy potbelly
holy

>>723203440
Poor girl

>>723205369
ZAMN

reminder

>>723206107
nah
>5 heads tall or under
lewd, simple as

Sometimes I miss playing as my potato boy but I have no desire to play anything post base Endwalker

>>723206107
>literal solid black skin

I hate lalafell so much it's unreal.

does anyone have the screenshot of the 2 lalafells plotting to kill their slave owner, i think they are somewhere in thanalan

>>723206525
so based

when they spot a ___ man

>>723206525
Lel

>>723206539
CHOKE ON EM

>>723185037 (OP)
tasty

>>723185037 (OP)
>>723190167
I would never leave any of these little shit races alone if they existed IRL. There's a dwarf that comes into my work sometimes and I've fapped to her like 300 times.

>Play as big fella so you can manhandle Femlalas
>Play as femlala so you can stare at Femlala
Tough choices these days

There's a tater in my boot

You can think of something as cute without wanting to put your penis in it. Being a mentally ill predator should never be the default setting.

>>723210560
someone's poisoned the water hole

>>723210606
low test

>>723210560
>>723210629
I'd poison HIS water hole ifyouknowwhatimean

>>723205601
Nobody would bat an eye because three foot tall women would be relatively normal. Only braindead biggers chimp out and start shouting "hail naaaawe" when they see a small woman(adult) trying to get some dick.

>>723210560
>softboi eyes
Slut.

>>723205601
If there had always been plenty of 3ft women then I don't think there'd be a big stigma against it.

>>723206446
>Raensissies thinking they get an opinion on anything but the taste of cum

honestly lalas are actually pretty cute but the fact that they all have fucking weirdos playing them just ruins it for me
ffxiv players are so revolting on a primal level

>>723212846
you already made this post

>>723212846
lalas have the least weirdos playing them in xiv

>>723212846
I do not recall asking, Anonymous poster.

>>723212898
>>723212901
>>723212938
>isntant erptranny anger
yeah this is exactly what im talking about

>>723212846
bro anyone who hangs around after the expansion has run it's course is weird, not just lala players.

I'm quite fond of them

>>723213119
im aware, but the other races are all fucking ugly so them having weird fuckers playing them doesnt effect me in any way
just a shame lalas have to get ruined by weirdos too

>>723185037 (OP)
Great, a pedophile thread.
Exactly what this board needed.

>>723213926
>scrolls past onirism thread
>scrolls past that sony crap of the silver haired loli in a blue oversized shirt thread
>scrolls past splatoon thread
>scrolls past unteralterbach thread
>AIIIEEEEE PEAR SHAPED MIDGETS????

>>723185037 (OP)
Kill all potatoes

>>723214142
All potatoes?

If you give a Lala some Marijuana then you get a baked potato.

>>723185037 (OP)
They cute, mines going to use a spear.

>>723204463
What mod is this?

I gooned SO fucking hard to lowlanders about 30 min ago. One of those cooms where you go braindead for a few seconds.

>>723215931
Shit taste

>>723205601
Regardless of anything else, they're still women and they would not accept society shaming their love interests, thus it would he isolated incidents from free thinkers at most. Society at large would not dare shame people because it just makes the lalas, who are a common race among the nations, look bad. Obviously xiv's world is racially progressive so long as you aren't a beastman, if it was truly reflective of medieval times then the races wouldn't get along in the first place.

>>723216105
>they're still women
Kill potatoes and Vieras

>>723204265
There is a HARD line between anime potatos, girls, etc... and actual CP, for starters just the fact of it existing implies a girl IRL had a VERY bad time, and even that "realistic" 3D that really pushes the envelope is way too fucking far.

I need more shortstack femlala in my life

>>723217269
too much
this is the most booba a tater should have

>>723185037 (OP)
Games that have potato races should also add option to headpat female ones, both NPC and player cobtrolled.

>>723217535
rest assured i've been begging square enix for an "offer piggyback" right-click option to lalafell for years

>>723217465
Never too much!
Though I do like the one you posted too.

She started pretty small but got bigger as time went on so I really like it.

>>723217680
>>723217465

>>723185037 (OP)
Made for my small penis

>>723185037 (OP)
Boil them and shoot them from pitching machines.

>>723185037 (OP)
could be cool but the people who play them are the absolutely worst pieces of shit imaginable no matter the game the people who play elin and lalafell in tera and xiv need to be hung from trees

The best ERP is usually with Lala, plus its hot to imagine using them like a living onahole

>>723191484
most of them deserve it honestly almost every time i see one of them complaining about not being like all the weird shit they get into comes out

>>723218851
That makes sense since it's also hot to imagine being used like a living onahole

>>723219298
Sorry anon I only fuck fem lalas
It's fun stretching them and making their soft tummies bulge

>>723218851
As an ERPfag myself I can safely say that 99% of Lalafells are either diaperfags or are exclusively into bizarre fetishes that aren't even sexual in nature. They also have extreme mental illness.

>>723220375
Not in my experience, I've had a lot into the size diff, stomach bulging, and cumflation
Suit's me perfectly honestly

>>723220604
>exclusively into bizarre fetishes

>>723185037 (OP)
Bratty female lala tank and silent professional type male Highlander Hyur healer is the peak pairing.

>>723221049
I now want to see a lalafell try and fire 3 inch 12 gauge magnum shells and watch them fly back from the recoil

I NEED a lala gf with very hairy pussy

>>723221508
>ywn rest your hand on your lalawife's thick bush while plowing her repeatedly thrusting her g spot

>>723220604
stomach bulging and cumflation are weirdo fetishes

>>723221508
lala bush is too good for this world

>>723185037 (OP)
I've played male lalafell looking like Stalin. I think that was funny.

>>723185037 (OP)
Tight.
My ultimate dream that I know will never come true is finding a little gremlin woman like Midna or Ankha that is an adult but has such a comically small body that my 6 inch dick feels like pornstar length to her.

>>723221982
>>723220726
Maybe I've been around for too long after all...

>>723212846
>primal
Hehe

lalafells are almost cute enough to make me play ffxiv again
shame it fucking sucks ass now

>>723223663
>now
because le story is le bad now?

>>723221982
Lmao no, and you thinking that proves to me you're a normie
Come back to me when we're talking about double-penised gigantic dragons fucking a human child whose body is smaller than the dicks and living, then we've entered weirdo shit. Bonus points if she pisses herself and the ass prolapses afterwards.

>>723185037 (OP)
why do people want to fuck these?

>>723223942
Size difference is a kink

>>723223921
>heh heh heh looks like we found ourselves a normie that doesnt squish snake 6 times a day to futas wearing lolis like sleeve oh oh how quaint! piss guzzling isnt even degenerate to and ADVANCED booru wizard like mine self!
giga weirdo

>>723223942
Pedophiles, don't let them gaslight you

>>723224315
>yes I'm actually proud to be a normie
Damn, how far has 4chan fallen..

>>723224745
>masturbation is my most defining hobby dont ever ever ever EVER question it!

>>723221982
Nah

I like the idea of lalafells and some of their official art is cute even, but they tried their hardest to make sure that they look like abominations in game.

I should make a new Lalafell. It was fun being a tank.

>>723225017
Why are you so obsessed with masturbating? It's okay anon, you can be a normie and still be here, I think most people here are normies since 2016-ish

>>723185037 (OP)
The most insufferable effeminate faggot i knew used to post that thing a lot before i even know what it was and now whenever i see it i just can't help but associate it with the most insufferable faggot i knew.

Emasculating a lala male sounds enjoyable

>>723224376
>obsessed

>>723225580
>4th grade comeback
Identified manchild, we are done here.

>>723221982
They're the basic price of entry with a chick that comes up to your thigh.

>>723220726
If you think size difference and cumflation are "bizarre" then god damn your tastes are vanilla as fuck. You're either a prude or an anal fag.

>>723220604
>size diff, stomach bulging, and cumflation
As a male Roe player into femlala
these are the best ones

adult potato women with hairy pussies and pits

>>723229161
Spudfarmer's modbeast....

>>723205603
not even my niece's belly is this fat

Pretty cute, but picrel is the pinnacle of the female body

>>723226647
>heh.. I win actually 8)
"Done here" implies that there was something going on here, you're not even remotely that important

>>723230965
uuuooohhhhh ToT

>>723185037 (OP)
Scrimblo race
I prefer cool anime swordsmen to le whacky short race

>>723231195
T u T

>>723231465
>>723230965

what anime is this from

>>723204265
>He would be avoidant of even talking about it.
That's the part that gives them away. The uncomfortable avoidance.

>>723216531
Putting 2D lolicon stuff and actual CP together is the same thing as thinking
>"people who play FPS want to shoot people IRL"

Or I guess it would be more like liking to watch execution videos or very gorye stuff with actual people dying

>>723232562
Yeah and if I fap to cgi dicks I'm still straight!

WIsh I had a Lalafell onahole

>>723235124
Why did you type lalafell twice?

>>723185037 (OP)
Shit. Give me actual shortstacks instead of toddlers.

>>723185037 (OP)
Actually top tier when you give them big boobs

>>723214060
There was an Onirism thread?

>>723192393
true

>>723196475
Game?

>>723206539
giwtwm

>>723241302
nta but looks like etrian odyssey v to me

>Young child videogame character
>shitstorm thread,pedos start talking about irl children and even spam CP lewd imagery
>lolibaba/potato thread
mostly talk about the characters or midgets
Thats why i think most of the other stuff like elementary or underage despiction will be banned there way more steps between something like lalafell compared to something like geiger counter in becoming a criminal,but im not going to decide that line other people wil do it.

Is this a FFXIV thread or a thinly veiled pedo thread posted by South Americans?

>>723196196
>>723185037 (OP)
are these in game outfits or some mod?

>>723242724
Those ones specifically are ingame.

>>723242394
Neither, retard, it's a potato thread.

>>723243042
>It's a pedo thread
That's what I suspected, you can fuck off you degenerate.

>>723185037 (OP)
I usually assume it's a male because

>>723186486
these are the sorts of pedophiles that play as them or approach them

>>723242394
>small character posted
>PEDO PEDO PEDO
meds

>>723243079
You came to OUR thread, faggot. You don't get to dictate what happens here.
This is a thread about potato-shaped characters from videogames.

>>723243145
>>723243042
Don't eat bait just to bump the thread

>"i-it's not pedo!"
>*check most popular mods for said characters*
>all pedo coded
what is this denial lmfao, you think that's going to stop the police officers when they go through your drives?

>>723242724
There is like 4 or 5 mods used in >>723196196
>Otopop body replacer+clothing megapack
>some eye mod (customized)
>some freckle facepaint replacer
>Customize+ for tweaked body/face values

Every accusation is a confession.

>>723243397
>when they go through your drives
"Anon, you sure do love chicks with dicks railing women huh?"
"Yes officer, now would you like my 35 minute speech on how it's still not gay? Or should we move on to the AI-generated goth sluts folders?"

>>723243397
Lol, they're just playing the pedo game with you anon.
If they admitted it out loud the Janny that sponsors the threads would have to actually do xer job and delete it.
The third post in the thread is rape correction, and anyone who has used 4chan longer than a month knows that's a common pedophile meme.
You're in a pedophile meme, you're not crazy, they just play these weird little pedo mind games to hide in plain sight.

>>723243397
>Look up mmo addons/mods
>Usually visual changes or QOL things
>Sometimes things to make the game easy to play like cheating nearly
>Look up specifically character mods for mmos
>10-15% are visual and mainly changing the face or color of something
>Sex mods are normally the other 85-90%
>Majority of any character mod is nudity or sex related for every mmo
>This is a surprise

>>723243397
>pedo-coded
And how do you know if the coder is a pedo or not, you stupid fucking retard? The only ones who scream and cry about hating pedoshit are the ACTUAL pedophiles, like you.

>>723243397
>coded

>>723243783
>normal characters have normal sexual mods
>are you surprised pedophiles make pedophile mods?
No, desu

>>723243805
This is the pedophile game, when you correctly identify them they cry out and start lobbing the accusation back at you

DARVO:
Deny, attack, reverse victim and offender

>>723243639
Well you post here so there's a fair chance they'll find a thumbnail of actual CP in your cache folder.

>>723243918
Sure, but people being afraid of that have no idea what they're talking about. That sort of shit's been an issue for decades at this point. A thumbnail or two in your cache because some schizo dumped the man-shitting-on-baby gif or the like is just operational risk on 4chan and has been for most of its life. You're not going to jail for that.

need their tummy squeezed

>>723243896
The only one that keep bringing up children here are you.

>>723243918
It's the price to pay here, pedophiles have inhabited this website since the 00's, even before the Stormfront niggers invaded

Honestly I'd be shocked to see if anyone here actually remember the AWWWWWRIIIIIGHT meme

>>723244082
See? It's the reversal game, it's all pedophiles have

Baked potatoes.

>>723244023
>man-shitting-on-baby gif
You know that never really registered as CP in my mind because it was so absurd.

>>723244370
Shit like that is why it gets called "CSAM" these days instead of "CP".

>>723244219
Fantasy midgets are not children,you had other thread with actual child characters but you were nowhere to be seen

>>723244342
sexo

Every day it's the same old bait with the same old retards replying in the same old ways. Just post lalas like that other anon or actually the talk about 14 instead of arguing with some buzzword spewing bot

>>723243918
There are laws that protect against this in any normal country. In the states you can't be thrown in jail simply for viewing it without intent precisely because of shit like that. 99.9% of the time you get the feds on you for CP it's because you're intentionally downloading/uploading/trading/producing/directing people to it/etc or if you've done something and they want to take you in but they don't have legal justification to do so and they'll take any excuse they can get.

>>723185037 (OP)
Pedo thread.

>>723243896
>when you correctly identify them they cry out and start lobbing the accusation back at you
And yet you're the one who is getting arrested for sexual imagery of minors in your drives, never the people you accuse to divert attention away from yourself.
You REALLY should stop making yourself so obvious.

Thanks for the bump faggot

Lumpy potatoes.

>>723244484
>posts rape correction third post of the thread
>a popular pedophile meme
lol methinks you don't know the company you keep here

>>723245116
>YOU [TOTAL FANTASY SCENARIO] OKAY
>IGNORE THE PEDOPHILE MEMES OKAY YOU ARE THE PEDO YOU YOU YOU
You're the guy participating in the rape correction lalafel thread defending pedophiles

thanks for another bump, faggot

>>723245364
Take your meds pedo schizo

>>723245587
You're welcome, it's fun for me to shit on pedophiles so the longer your thread is up the better
Think of it as synchronicity, you can post "not-children" in revealing outfits and I can dunk on you for being LGBTP

>>723245364
...out of 10!

>>723185037 (OP)
Tragic that they don’t actually exist.

>>723245638
Take your meds pedo schizo

>>723245735
See, another 4chan pedo meme.

All I have to do is shit on you guys long enough and you eventually show your true colors.

>>723245758
With a little selective breeding, we can get close.

>>723245858
Would go for a spin out of 10

>>723223942
Living onaholes

>>723245796
>sees adult character who happens to be short
>sees child
>everyone else is the pedo

i'd be willing to wager you have a large collection of pokegirls

>>723245950
>rape correction joke third post of the thread
>out of 10 memes currently being posted
All we're missing is that sweating emoji ZAMN meme
:^) You can play coy anon, but don't treat me like a newfag.

Lalafell fucking suck. They are such a safe-loli race

I sleep easy at night knowing the Dr. Pizzas of the world like (You) will eventually get caught with the real thing or trying to fuck a real kid, and go to prison. Many such cases, and it never gets old seeing your hunch about someone get proven right after years of protesting overmuch against things that aren't even cheese pizza.

>>723246018
I rest easy knowing you're so buttblasted by my presence that you can't even quote me, and can only just say "NO YOU" over and over fruitlessly

Methinks you don't know the company you keep here, Anon
You might be one of those "ironic lolicons"

Alcoholic potatoes.

>>723246014
on model only

>>723246320
fuck, I forgot they put that in the game.

>>723246161
>>723246014
>See literal venus body without tits
>This make me think of children because all the CP i watch
We know what you are,we are not joining your pedo secret club.

So it's all one samefag arguing with himself to shit up the thread isn't it

>>723246450
naw he's trying to goad people into posting actual CP

>>723246450
No, I'm arguing with pedophiles.

>>723246450
No.
Dressed potatoes.

>>723246450
It's probably at least two who are part of the same discord. 14 threads have a number of schizos so that kinda shit is common

>>723245304
>>723245942
Breed.

Lalafell?

>>723246584
Sorry lad, I'm freelance on this one.

Rip lalamaet

>>723189475
Show me a lala to draw on-model nsfw of (to best of my ability)

>>723246797
Look up lalamaet

>>723246797
Draw a lala like this

When people are bad at ff14 it's not like, oh they didn't know the mechanics and died. They are exceptionally bad beyond anything reasonable.

>>723246783
I fucking love busty Lalas.

>>723246920
FF11 was just flat out better

>>723246797
you won't

>>723246973
FF11 was one of the most disrespectful MMOs ever created.
>lol you want to progress your character now?
>have fun competing against the entire server for this enemy which spawns once every three days
>what's that? it spawns at 2am for you?
>too bad. no-life the game like everyone else or get nowhere.

>>723246920
I’m glad I play with my FC mates and most of us are ultimate raiders and been playing for 10+ years at this point

>>723246920
some FF14 players are among one of the most retarded people I've ever seen in online games
like 1st graders are smarter

>>723247104
Yeah... the thing is I'm a no-lifer

>>723247104
Yea that was fine back in the old days but most players have jobs and families now so you can’t do that stuff.

>>723247218
Just wait 'til you meet WoW players and OSRS players

>>723247272
>people didn't have jobs and families in the 2000s

>>723247272
It wasn't fine in the old days, people bounced off FFXI constantly

>>723247218
A lot of online game players are fucking retarded anon been playing online games for like 23 years at this point and I seen some of the dumbest people

>>723247531
Yea but pretty sure it was mostly teenagers and young adults that could do this stuff. I wish I could just game for 24 hours nonstop but I’m getting old

>>723243397
Typical FF14 player, they're absolute fucking degenerates and need banning from this website.

>>723246920
MMO mechanics are not a discernible metric of physical skill, they're a metric of experience and memorization. SO when someone doesn't know a fight, doesn't have it memorized and doesn't youtube it ahead of time, it should be expected they're bad and should be given all patience. Sprout icon or no. it is ALWAYS knowing and not knowing, its black and white. If its not on the tip of your mind you forgot and you're still subject to failure. Like >>723247852

Even friends I've had that are also fellow legacy 1.0 beta players get caught by old mechanics sometimes. you cant be prepared for every single 1hit ko all the time every time.

>723248289
I need a term for this kind of post that pretends to be a sneering outsider to "the community" that also isn't just calling him a faggot or a secondary, does anybody have any ideas

>>723185128
Thanks.

>>723246783
I love fucking busty Lalas

>>723248579
Just retards looking for attention and to screenshot posts to show on Twitter for 5 cent

>>723248579
>>723248931
Hardrive check.

I have to
HAVE TO
cumflate a lala.

>>723190167
I want to fuck both and I can tell you with certainty that it's a different taste for both. As a genuine loli/hebe/whatever enjoyer, anybody claiming that Lalafell are gross because of pedophilia is projecting.

>>723247531
Anon the average "gamer" in the 2000s was a 12-24 year old male still living with his parents. The average MMO player now is 30-40 years old with responsibilities but desperately trying to chance the experience they had 20 years ago even though they know deep down it will never be the same again.

Uh guys my lalafell suddenly srpung a leak, what do I do?

>>723249876
Think you got a average mixed up with classic wow players and maybe OSRS players aswell

>>723249931
plug up the leak!

>>723248543
>MMO mechanics are not a discernible metric of physical skill, they're a metric of experience and memorization. SO when someone doesn't know a fight, doesn't have it memorized and doesn't youtube it ahead of time, it should be expected they're bad and should be given all patience.
Anon there's a difference between "oh okay I didn't know that you have to perform this specific sequence of actions in this order to avoid the one-hit-kill mechanic" and "hmm I'm clearly standing in some sort of effect which did not exist before and my health is gradually going down while I'm standing here in this clearly harmful effect but I think the best course of action would be to continue to stand here casting abilities on other people instead of myself as a healer who has the tools needed to save myself but I'll decide not to."

That sort of brainless behavior can not be defended. It does not matter how much experience someone has with MMOs. It does not matter how much experience someone has with games in general. Anyone with a pulse should at least attempt to make an effort to do something resembling self-preservation in that circumstance. There is a certain level of bad which can not be logically explained or meaningfully defended and this is it.

>>723250159
Stop replying to yourself or at least make it less obvious

>>723250292
>retard
That's some real schizo behavior. Consider seeing a professional.

>>723250162
Hell yeah.

So, where does everyone post lala lewds? Baraag?

>>723251815
baraag, twitter, aethy, bluesky, primarily twitter and bluesky

>>723251815
>needing lewds

go marry a lala and force your weird fetishes on her like a normal person

Is there any reason to return to this game?

>>723252043
Twitter is surprising, I'd expect them to get bullied off by morality police.

>>723252469
No, just read this awful thread.

>>723252469
im tempted to go back just to get references of my lala but fuck paying subs for it

>>723252469
Not really, just wait for a free weekend they have every couple of months.

>>723252469
Depends

>>723230965
>>723231465
STOP LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT T~T

>>723201930
Source?

>>723252469
lol
lmao

>>723243397
>its pedos!!!! look at the moooooooooddsss!!!!!!
>most common mods are giving lalas giant fucking tits
>pedo coded

>male lala mains
>funny charismatic chads that everyone in the guild likes

>female lala mains
>trans furry weirdo

Why is this so common?

Overstuffed potatoes are best.

(((Garleans)))

i'm beginning to think he just made it all up to get attention

>>723246993
https://files.catbox.moe/bym2b2.png

>>723195761
You can’t really pinpoint when someone’s attractive, a man or trans, just by looking at their characters, since there are always exceptions to any self-made rule when you try to find patterns.
Still, while good-looking people sometimes do it, it seems like all the trans and ugly guys tend to sexualize their characters in some way, even if it’s subtle.

Wish I had a Lalafell who teased me and urged me to masturbate to Lalas daily~

>>723195761
las criaturas del decimocuarto...

>>723245364
Why are pedos like this?

>still up
Berry nice
>>723246993
>>723257330
Incredible

I follow the eastern school of thought for small races.

>>723259913
rangeban jeets please

>>723260057
I'd still be here if you did that.

>>723247017
out of time

>>723259852
thank you for reminding me that his lala once existed anon, now the depression is back

>>723195761
>the most based looking are all male male elezen and male aura
>female players look exactly how I expected them to be
the only shit this has achieved is reinforcing my opinions on the stereotypes I had for XIV players.
also, rape all femlalas until they get pregnant, ignore the rest

>>723260315
Nice

>>723259852
I miss Pinklala....

>>723246564
this is how they should have looked, a bit loli-er to filter the massive faggotry in it

>>723260315
Holy...nice

>>723260315
excellent

>>723247017
>>723260315

I'll fix it little more, will put it in drawthread anchor later today if this dies

>>723261565
whats to fix? it looks great

>>723248543
That specific example you linked is actually cause and effect
>there's a new effect surrounding me
>I'm losing hp rapidly
>the new effect must be draining my hp, I better move out of it
the real problem was that player was staring at their hotbar or the boss rather than their character or hp

>>723248014
How? Don't you need to get a base game class to level 50 to unlock HW shit?

>>723254164
I'll be the judge of that. Post your lala's ass for comparison

>>723262279
75% of that ass is in a burka, so I am giving a point to Feo Ul

>>723185037 (OP)
Luv potatoes
Simple as

>>723262404
i know right. flat as a pancake

>>723248543
That only applies to harder fights though. Normal and EX-level content has some gotchas but most things are
>Boss raises its left arm
>Gee I wonder where to not stand

>>723262279
Can't really tell from this angle

Why is it every ffxiv thread is full of fucking weirdos? I attribute the game's death to it's playerbase.

>>723263164
its a tragedy. while i enjoy lala's unique body shape they could have a butt pretty easily. doesn't need to be a huge gyatt but a handful would be nice

>>723263264
I'm not part of the playerbase I just want to fuck lalas.

>If by next week we don't have a Live Letter announcement, that means 7.4 is for Janaury
>7.3 to 7.4 will be the longest time between patches after 5.2 to 53 that was in the fucking pandemic.
I refuse to believe their main focus is FFXIV anymore

>>723263421
Oh yeah I pick what you're putting down

>>723263629
if its not week 1 or 2 of december then it will be week 1 of january. they won't release a patch during christmas

>>723262012
Started as gladiator, bought story skip and level boost for machinist during shadowbringers, went back to ishgard to unlock dark knight

>>723263736
Right now is impossible they are going to release it in early or mid december, the first part of a live letter is always announced (not streamed) two months before a patch release.

>>723263863
well we could have known that as 7.3 came out in august 5 and their current cadence would make 7.4 be week 2 or 3 of january

>>723262408
Imagine how happy that marriage would be. To her, literally no other cock could compete.

>>723264000
the key is that maybe they release the patch at the end of December but without Savage until January.
That's the main reason to speculate.

>>723262408
>the one where they handhold in bed
based artist

>>723263421
default lala body...

>>723263629
>>723263736
They released Chaotic during Christmas
Please look forward to it

>>723264820
That was 7.15, a filler patch of a filler patch, they're not stupid enough to release a raid patch during christmas

>>723265027
>they're not stupid enough
Have you seen Dawntrail?

>>723203008
Isn't that some artist OC who is in love with one dude but he refuses her?

>>723263264
>I attribute the game's death to it's playerbase
on that you are right

>if you aren't a raider, 7.4 is just the MSQ-Trial Dungeon and the normal raids, so you have to wait a month later for hildi, a variant dungeon and a new grind (no zone) for the relic weapon
It's normal people are leaving, no content.

>>723265495
Everything must be a savage analogue. Preasu undahstando.

>>723265349
what's the point of making clones? there are enough lalas thirsty for the WoL

>>723265495
the vast majority of 14's playerbase literally only do the msq, sit afk in limsa, and log off till next patch.

>>723218798
>t.malding femezen, femqote, femra player

>>723265495
urrrggggghhhhh yoshidaaaaaaa where is my fucking skinner boxxxxxxxxx why won't you give me a bene gesserit box to stick my hand intooooooooo why do you openly encourage me to fuck off if i'm boooooooored

>>723265567
for the same reason there's so many unsatisfied WoL's out there. The lala mass-production won't stop until every single one of them gets their femlala gf

>>723196196
That's not how you spell Tarutaru.

>>723185037 (OP)
Spoiler: She's a size queen.

>>723266325
easy to be a size queen when you're three feet tall

>>723266024
you either get the femlala or become the dead___

>>723265495
Savage is the mainline content. The raider patch will be 7.5 with the implied ultimate.

>>723266406
>spoiler
thats exactly what kills the game, no lalagf no sub

>>723266707
naw, i just didn't want to invite the agps in the thread to say something like 'you either get the waifu or become the waifu'

>game introduces a new femlala in a cutscene
>get a boner regardless of how she looks
my brain is broken bros

>>723266787
that's also very true

>>723266832
could be worse
>raid start
>random femlala starts to jump
>get a boner

>>723205601
I'm 6'3" and my wife is 5'2". Women will always think you're a creep. They are especially vicious about it for some reason. Multiple layers of jealousy, probably. Men can go either way. Just depends on if they're well-grounded or not.

>>723266325
That’s the best part. Even 6 inches will feel like pornstar length to her

>>723267114
>>723266832
we do it on purpose

>>723267241
Why are women so especially bad about jealousy?

>>723185037 (OP)
We fuck em around here

>>723267346
My personal opinion on the subject from observation, is that it's a mix between petite girls being more feminine and dote-worthy, plus the very limited selection of tall men and losing one to a shortstack who a 5'6" man would still be tall to.

>>723202024
>>723192393
>>723192449
Harvins have actually sexy proportions.

>>723268016
0/10, tummy not round enough.

I want to have sex with my lala

>>723200757
she looks just like me

>>723268391
Same, also with your lala

>>723267276
Slut! SLUT!

>>723267114
>get a boner before raid
>because of the lala
>know what you're fighting for now
>win ez pz

i love femlalas but, i get angry at femlalas because 90% of the good mods aren't public

>>723269765
you're the one looking. its not like i made my outfit to do pantyflashes depending on how i sit or what spells i cast

>>723270969
Most men have a height difference fetish.

>>723271220
dangerhorny

>>723270969
holy

>>723185037 (OP)
Mash them taters vigorously and add your own creamy gravy.

>>723189475
lalaXIV is the goat doujin.

>>723262835
And I people STILL get hit by it

>>723271220
Every freakishly tall person on the planet has a female "friend" who's 4ft tall

Perhaps one day I'll mash a popoto. Kinda bounced off after Endwalker, and grinding up an alt only appeals so much.

>>723270969
>>723271989
Yep neuron activation. Cute navel. Cute tummy.

>>723271991
holy sexo

Lalas remind me too much of teletubbies for me to want to fuck them

>>723272057
Or it could be a cute lala face in a glory hole or something.

>>723271989
>>723270969

>>723270969
>>723271989
T-tummy....

>>723254164
sleep

>>723261697
well it's mirrored for start

>>723195761
>elezen mog everyone else
Business usual.

>>723273159
very nice. good angle. appreciate the tasteful bust you added and the attention to the accessories on her outfit despite everyone knowing where their eyes are going to be.

two notes: dunelalas don't have pupils (impossible to tell from the original picture, i know) and i'm not sure whats going on with her right hand

>>723274292
what kind of pizza is that

I'm sick and tired of biggers lusting over our women.

>>723274426
The best kind

>>723274292
Took them long enough to make AI good.

>>723274491
doesn't help that every male lala is either a flaming faggot bottom or thinks he's gegeruju

>>723274491
I could lust over you instead.

>>723273159
You really gonna take this criticism for free art? >>723273654
Draw them getting crushed under a cartoon anvil now to assert dominance.

>>723274746
No such thing, you streetshitter.

>>723275492
never created anything have you

>>723275942
I'm just trying to get him to draw an anvil on the lala's head.
I mean I guess I could do it, I'm just lazy.

>>723274292
I should not like this as much as I do fuck you

>>723271220
I have other fetishes, all have to do with maledom, smaller characters are just better for it

>>723275545
Sorry, but I need you to find more non-AI animated inflating lalas to change my mind at this point.

>>723274426
Seasoned with Fatlus grindan gaems

>>723273159
>>723273654
This is just evidence that the beauty of plainsfolk eyes has won the hearts and minds of artists

>>723276657
Incredibly based.

>>723276657
This kills the lalafell

god i wish lalafell were real

>>723276657
>pinned, defenseless, ass exposed
I could fetishize this.

>>723267680
>>723267346
Agreed.
Also an observation I just don't like dealing with the childish antics of any woman, but a brat may at least forget about it or move on. I can also understand why a brat does it but at some point you can't deal with it anymore. Pretty sure am not the only one in this, one may have her fun antics but the other is just straightup older and still retarded, might as well be some sort of surrogate father and forever deal with her antics even when her ass is old enough, its tiresome in any case but gets much worse the older they get
One simply compensates with the cuteness and how easy it is to move on, the other just feels shallow, inorganic and mentally ill. Hence why femlalas are just the superior choice

ok hear me out

Imagine the anal gape and prolapse...

>>723277356
Now draw her giving birth

>>723205601
It wouldn't be creepy because they would be an established part of society and well known for their insatiable lust for big people.

Imagine the weight of picking up one of those things...

>>723195761
bottom right is pretty cute for a man. 11108733 looks like a child molester unsurprisingly

they're hot and i wanna fuck them

>>723276657
this is a deep statement about the plight of healers having to be the ones carrying the burden of progression

>>723276712
this is a really good picture, far better than i deserve. if you'd like some in game items or gil as a thank you, let me know in game

>>723277617
And the weight of swinging them back and forth on your dick.
GOD I want to fuck a small woman

>>723265495
This game is so outdated and dogshit, it won't last another 5 years never mind 10, it's on it's last legs now. They, that is the dev team know it as well which is why they are milking the remaining player base as hard as they can through the cash shop.

>>723185037 (OP)
They unironically make me cringe so hard that I never played the game

>>723277551
basically this, they'd be the preferable pick for a ton of men

>>723278128
meh, I can always find a healer

>>723277617
>>723278129
If you can't reliably lift 100lb over your shoulders multiple times you aren't gonna fuck any lalas anytime soon

>>723205601
I would be balls deep in so many Rava women 24/7 I wouldn't even know what the other races look like

>>723278507
lalas should weigh about 40 lbs

>>723278128
looks like I combined the white undershirt (split) and the violet skirt (not split) in my head maybe I should reimagine that when I'm awake

>>723265331
He's just too autistic to notice

>>723278507
I can if it's specifically 100lbs of lala ass.

>>723278507
easily doable, but I dont think lalas would be that heavy

>>723278638
here's what the robe and the skirt look like separately if that helps

>>723278602
>>723278746
lala's in fanart look 100lbs or more

>>723278602
lala tossing as a sport

>>723278803
the western fanart maybe, which to be fair, might as well be modbeasts

>>723277551
>>723278293
It's always weird

>Remaining FFXIV player base are nothing but pedophiles posting about their fanfiction fucking fantasies over lalafells.
Might be the most grim thing I've ever seen from the FFXIV fan base, saving this thread to be reposted on X and other platforms. It has never been more over.

>>723278906
>implying thats gonna stop people
come on now

>>723278926
I'd take that over the hordes of failed normies that plague modern multiplayer games, which was already a sad state to begin with. If only it remained the internet remained that way

>>723278926
>fork found in kitchen

>>723279078
Damn Lalafell whores. Tempting Hyur men like this... They need correction.

I like that Black Desert online had to censor their potato race because Westerns are too mentally ill to handle it

>>723278906
Otta is gigabased.

I really wish I was in to MMOs when TERA was a thing, I missed out on elin

They all look like actual retarded people. Like people with down syndrome. And they look like what retards look like when they wear makeup or try to act sexy or normal. Like no one is going to take them seriously because they're just tolerated to exist, poor things.

>>723279160
Maybe they should have made them funny stocky potatoes instead of slender

I can't believe this thread is full

>>723185037 (OP)
looks super cute, reminds me of the elin from tera, other mmo i've never played

>>723279160
>remember gaslighting people for it because none of them wanted to accept how races like the Elin from Tera were statistically community favorites
>also managed to convince a few because who cares what people think of Shai, races like those will always appear in MMOs as they prioritize what the East likes first
I love blackpilling normalfags

>>723279287
Tera peaked during its first 2 years, survived only thanks to Elin but was ultimately flawed as people kept complaining over the lack of content

Harvins still better
For better or worse, at least they get screentime in their own Fate Episodes. Cygames hates harvins but they still did better than square.

>>723265331
what's the issue?

>>723280319
Ass too big.
I prefer the one with slightly reduced thickess. Just perfect medium size.

>>723280403
nah

I must say, funni thread
Lalafells won

>>723281346
... the Hyur cocksucking competition

>>723185037 (OP)
lala tank and healer duos are the best

>>723281494
GO PINKLALA GO PINKLALA GO

A successful potato thread was had.