Thread 723191029

> Journalists opinions are BAD! They don't even play the game!!!
>> BUT MUH GRIFTER ASMONBALD AND OTHER YOUTUBERS SAYING VEILGUARD IS BAD IS A VALID OPINION

You guys are such hypocrites and you're missing out on so many amazing games that got "Bad reviews" from whatever youtuber you have a parasocial relationship with.

>>723191029 (OP)
One look at that consolized UI slop and I can tell it's shit without watching anyone play this shit.

>>723191029 (OP)
suck it up jew rat you lost

>>723191029 (OP)
Kill yourself you nasty AIDS ridden homofaggot.

>>723191283
first post best post.
came here to post exactly that.

>>723191029 (OP)
I played the game and am disgusted to report it's garbage

>>723191283
>consolized UI slop
That UI screams "shitty chinky mobile game" though.

>>723191029 (OP)
> BUT MUH GRIFTER ASMONBALD AND OTHER YOUTUBERS SAYING VEILGUARD IS BAD IS A VALID OPINION
Asmon literally didn’t say it was bad
Got another straw man?

Obvious farquaad thread

>>723192209
I wonder why he latched onto this game so fucking badly considering all the troon pandering

>Skillup the most inoffensive retarded youtuber vidya reviewer alive is a grifter
Not really.

>>723192345
I think he fell in love with the spic assassin guy

>>723192380
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>>723191748
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>>723191283
You haven't even played it

>>723192527
Yes I have, and I regret the time wasted on it.

>>723191283
this 100%

>>723192209

Obsessed

>>723191029 (OP)
>So... I'm non binary

>>723192527
I played it, ran Grey Warden, romanced Neve, let [/spoiler]Harding[/spoiler] die, still think it's a fucking trainwreck game salvaged only by the fun combat. Spellblade and Veil Archer are pretty fun too.

>>723191029 (OP)
looks straight out of a shitty looking gacha
fucking hate what mobile gaming has done to the industry

I don't care, OP. Listen to what you want to listen to. No need to freak or be ashamed or whatever

>>723192527
Anyone with a functioning brain knew this game was going to suckass. I knew for certain there was no hope once they released that atrocious hero-shooter esque trailer. Changing the subtitle from Dreadwolf (a name that actually means something in the world) to Veilguard (a name that means nothing) was another good indicator. Anyone who spent money on this slop is part of the problem.

>>723191029 (OP)
>buzzwords, buzzwords
>advertising tranny shit
Sorry, I'm non-buynary

>>723191029 (OP)
>and you're missing out on
On nothing.
It's impossible for me to miss out on anything due to an oversaturated library of games that will take me the next 20 fucking years to finish, not counting what releases in the meantime, not counting replays of favourite games, not counting other hobbies either and real life.
Take your corporate limited choice fallacy marketing manipulation, and shove it up your ass. Your parents must both be mentally retarded subhuman filth if this is what they produced.

>>723191029 (OP)
soulless UI

>>723191029 (OP)
I played the game. I was deeply unimpressed.
>Combat is dumbed down to the point you only have three active skills and no party control except MvC-style assists to set up combos
>Outright villainous groups like the Tevinter Imperium and the Antivan Crows have been whitewashed to seem like a heroic resistance against the bad guys
>New darkspawn designs look dorky as hell, and by CRPG standards, that's saying something
>The only carryover from the previous games is a couple questions asked exclusively to determine if you're a Lavellan shipper
>Little variety in dialogue options besides being generically nice - even the "aggressive" options are still polite, just more direct than alternatives
>Every so often, the game expects you to mediate a "conflict" between party members that reads like a cartoon PSA
>The ending tries to convince you that a vague shadowy council has engineered the events of the series, despite that making no sense at all

>>723191029 (OP)
>amazing games
>veilguard
HAHAHAHAHAHAA
and might I add
HAH
Bitch I didn't skip it because some random guy said it was bad I saw the various scenes in the game that were all key parts of the story. I am not buying a game that includes such "genius" dialogue as
>so... I'm non-binary
Not to mention the clear writer self-insert doing a whole FUCK YOU MOM bit. That's just embarrassing. I expect that from shitty children's TV shows, not an M rated game

>>723192527
And I never will

>>723191029 (OP)
>blue gear is better than green gear. Yeah, I'm a gamer if you couldn't tell

>>723192527
do you have to play every single game in existence in order to form an opinion whether to play it or not? see how it doesnt really make any sense

>>723191029 (OP)
I'm so fucking sick of this UI being in every goddamn game

>>723191029 (OP)
/v/ is not one person.

>>723191029 (OP)
Pic not related, huh?

>>723191029 (OP)
>if you don't like journalists you must like ecelebs
You are an infant

>>723192527
Shut up jew rat

>>723194558
The game got heavily rewritten. The old story draft had all the Tevinter slavery goodness, and the Dalish willingly becoming Darkspawn for the Evanuris.

>>723191029 (OP)
looks like a mobile game like raid shadow legends. why does every game have this ugly as fuck UI design nowadays

>>723191029 (OP)
shut the fuck up. there are 51 tranime image threads in the catalog right now. no place to talk

>>723191283
FPBP

>>723192527
nobody did

>>723192527
You're right.
And I'm going to continue not playing it.

>>723192527
I did and I want a refund. I gave Bioware a second chance, never again.

The game is fucking awful. Pure fucking garbage that's even worse than Inquisition

>>723191029 (OP)
A youtuber taught you to say this

>>723198164
We can certainly confirm that it missed whatever sales goal EA set for it, considering it was discounted after a month. We can confirm that it received fewer downloads as a free game on Playstation Plus than the Ninja Turtles Cowabunga Collection.

>>723197516
So the big question is, who on Earth looked at all that and decided we'd rather have "WE CAN BE HEROES!" and a painfully awkward coming-out dinner?

>>723198624
>whatever sales goal EA set for it
3 million real sales, and that was ALREADY A LOSS, Inquisition needed 3.5 million sales to break even.
Veilguard hit 1.5 million (((((players))))), meaning including EA Play subscribers and graphics card bundles and other promotions.

>>723191029 (OP)
you lost, leftist lunatic.

>>723198976
Tricky Weekes probably, Ta'ash in the concept art is much more womanly and cooks, so is more of a tomboy than a troon.

>>723193143
still banned fallout fag?

>>723199141
>Ta'ash in the concept art is much more womanly and cooks
You were never getting that. You know that, right?

>>723191029 (OP)
Veilguard is a lot better than the screeching implied but it's still the worst of the Dragon Age games. I have liked it more than Avowed at least which isn't a very high bar but it's something

>>723199245
Amusingly enough, it wasn't just Ta'ash affected. They not only toned down Neve and Ta'ash attractiveness, but also Lucanis, and Lucanis was hit the hardest. Bioware nuked their own moneymaker. Even if the game was shit they still could have fallen back to the waifu/husbando audience, BUT THEY NUKED THAT CONTENT FOR BEING PROBLEMATIC.

>>723199427
>They not only toned down Neve
What was Neve supposed to be like?
I don't give a shit about Lucanis. He actually has the issue that, as Rook was designed, and introduced, they're the same person.

>>723191029 (OP)
Anon you can't just post some random mobile game screenshot and say that it's a Dragon Age game.

>>723199605
Chick on the left I think

>>723199605
Blonde woman with deep red lipstick and large breasts, not jeet with a fascinator. And much more romantic with MC. Also a subplot involving future sight causing her to have issues being close to people.

>>723191029 (OP)
I didnt play this. That guy looks like an action figure you would buy at target for $50.

>>723199712
Yeah, you weren't getting that, either.
But that's actually supposed to be Bellara, the "veiljumper", hence the veil.

>>723199803
You were definitely not getting that, either.

why is farquaad such a gaynigger? was it something in his sopa de shit he consumed growing up or did he get sodomized by his father?

>>723199834
>But that's actually supposed to be Bellara
>we got this instead
Grim

>>723199890
How could Bioware not see after BG3 that sex, indeed sells. Pander to gooners and you'll sell copies.

>>723200086
Because the designs had already been finalized, they didn't have the budget to make new ones from scratch, but most importantly, this is what they wanted to make.

Idort Ultra Gamer here who plays and completes everything.
Veilguard had pretty fun combat and most of the companions are enjoyable (the they/them and chink elf are the worst). 6.35/10

>>723191029 (OP)
>This is Dragon Age UI in current year
grim

>>723191029 (OP)
I played the game and I'm still annoyed at how they disregarded your previous choices, except for TWO, and how Solas was INSTANTLY removed, even though Inquisition had him set up as the main villain of the next game, and how cartoony and lighthearted everything is.
WHY not use the Dragon Keep!? Because it is easier to make a game where you don't have to take in consideration the previous ones? WTF this says about the dev team?
So, piss off, I forced myself to finish this shit as a fan, but it was a horrible experience. I'm never playing this fucking game again!

>>723192527
I don't have to play a game to know a game is badly made

>>723200262
>pretty fun combat
I wouldn't trust you to know what fun is, if it hit you with a tow truck.

>>723191029 (OP)
I dont listen to any of them

>>723200357
What's not fun about it? What's fun combat to you?

>>723200540
For starters, not BamHam, but 10x worse.

>>723200267
Quite the downgrade.

>>723200596
>BamHam
So you prefer QTE games?

>>723200627
TOO CONFUSING FOR ZOOMERS!!!!

>>723200670
>There's only two types of gameplay
>BamHam
>QTEs
Even mobile games have more types of gameplay than that, bro.

The real redpill is that Concord was fun and Suicide Squad, Redfall, Veilguard and all these games your rightoid grifter told you are "flops" are actually very fun games.

Back 4 Blood is kino. So is AC: Shadows.

>>723200627
I died inside a little

>>723200779
Farquaad why the fuck are you larping as white? you're latino, hispanic, latinx

>>723191283
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You pieces of shit didn't criticize Expedition 33 shitty mobile gacha inventory despite being even worse than Veilguard.

As usual, you just parrot whatever opinions your Asmonbald or whatever other sad lonely grifter youtuber you watch.

>>723192527
juvenile cope you have there. I haven't eaten shit either but I can tell it's a poor idea.

>>723201016
Look, Anon, no one cares about your weird homolust for this Asmon guy. We just want you to stop being such a massive faggot. I know being OP you can't help it, but at least TRY to hold back your rampant faggotry.

>>723191283
i really hope bungie crashes and burns for popularizing this UI

>>723202439
Both look awful.

>>723192527
Fuck off, faggot.

>>723202439
>>723202510
Nah the one on the left looks pretty cool. Still would've turned out shit though because Bioware can't make anything even halfway decent.

The game didn't fail because of Asmongold, it failed because it was bad. Asmongold played (and liked) Avowed, ffs.

>>723202510
Nah

>>723191029 (OP)
Dragon Age is bad regardless of who says it or otherwise

>>723191029 (OP)
>BUT MUH GRIFTER ASMONBALD AND OTHER YOUTUBERS SAYING VEILGUARD IS BAD IS A VALID OPINION
Yes. Next thread.

How dare you presume to think i care about some nitwit tubelord for underage cumstains.
I played it for more than long enough to reach the sane conclusion that anyone and everyone at modern bioware should be blacklisted from the industry.

Why don't any of the Dragon Age games have NG+? Mass Effect always had NG+ and it was better for it. NG+ feels like a fundamental feature that was skipped out on for no real reason.

>>723202439
Never forgive Casey Hudson for cancelling Joplin

>>723202439
> WAHHH MY PORN ADDICTION IS RUINED BECUASE NEW TAASH IS UGLY AND NON BINARY REEEE

>>723192527
Nobody did and that's why it flopped.

>>723199427
>Lucanis, and Lucanis was hit the hardest.
What a disappointment that was in addition to the mess that was this game. He could've been a guaranteed husbando for girls and gays to thirst over. But they made him so bland. Talking on and on about coffee and his lack of sleep. What's worse is that he had more chemistry with Neve than he ever does with Rook, should you romance him.

>>723192392
Nope. It was Davrin, the Grey Warden Elf.

>>723203142
This can't be a genuine response. No one is this mind broken.

>>723191029 (OP)
My opinion is valid to me, that game is trash.
Also FPBP

>>723205872
I find his demonic possession nowhere as destructive as Anders and Justice. Justice FUCKED Anders' life.
Spite is not as damaging to his personality.

>>723201016
The E33 UI is ass to use on a controller

>>723206458
That's another thing. It feels like there's no major consequence with the characters whatsoever. Everything is sanded down to be so safe or whitewashed. Lucanis lives with Spite and faces no issues over his possession. And the faction he represents, the Crows. Are depicted as heroic underdogs fighting against injustice. Even though they were characterized as the complete opposite in the first game.

>>723206458
Justice was already flanderized in 2 compared to how he was in 1. Same with Anders.

>>723207228
Justice wasn't flanderized, he was a completely different character because he was fucking crazy

>>723191434
To be fair, veilguard is trash. You Jews desperately attempting to use "woke" vidya as a distraction from class struggles is failing though. Baldurs gate is considered a god game, now we have expedition 33.

People who hate Veilguard are underage

>>723191029 (OP)
what's with the søylord pose? Where's the energy? I don't think I've ever seen a more limpdick stance in my life

>If you dont listen to A you must be listening to B!
LMAO, axwound

>>723191029 (OP)
you posted slop

>>723199069
So a giga bomb. Especially since it was in dev hell for years. EA just said "FUCK IT!" and took Sony's money to make something back on it

>>723191029 (OP)
I know its a 7 outta 10

>>723191029 (OP)
>>723192527
I played Veilguard. My GF is one of those retarded people who still has this weird, misplaced hope that Bioware will get it together. When Veilguard came out we both played the game individually and would talk about the story/characters/our decisions.

The hilarious part? She could barely finish the game and was miserable after like 2-3 hours of playing it. If her, a bioware fangirl who wants to believe that they can still make good games, says it is shit then it is shit. But I actually played it and yeah it is so bad. I could actually write an entire novella about it using specific examples from the game but I'll just say the game is both gay and retarded and not the good kind of gay and not the good kind of retarded.

>>723192527
Pointing out that your game failed to sell is not a flex, you insufferable queer.

>>723191029 (OP)
Kill yourself farquaad, it flopped