Thread 723194534

What videogames do you play with your gf?

>>723194534 (OP)
I don't have a gf, anon.

>>723194534 (OP)
Everything, and I hate it.

I want to touch a foid so fucking bad gamers...

ayy lmao

>>723194534 (OP)
Modded Sims.

>>723194534 (OP)
Why must you mock me

>last gf was in college over two years ago
>the only places I go are work, home, and gym
>don't really like bars/clubs and don't want to use dating apps

should I just start hanging out at gamestop and ask out the first cute girl that walks in?

We played some Monster Hunter and will probably finish Diablo 3 soon. We have both been playing GoY so not that much together.

>>723194534 (OP)
Does wife count?
We play mario kart, mario party, pokemon stadium, age of calamity, and she watches me play single player shit like fuga, zelda, metroid, ace attorney.

She doesnt give a fuck about my mmos or soldier sims though.

>>723194534 (OP)
>your gf

>>723194534 (OP)
We play The Sims. All girls wanna play is the Sims. Had 3 girlfriends over the past 15 years. all they wanna do is the sims. Bought the latest one a fucking 4090, she just uses it for Sims 4, nothing else. I never thought my nerdy-ass hobby in 2001 of putting Pepsi machines and Nomad Jukebox models into the Sims 1 would land me so much pussy... If you had told me back then girls plays these games, I would've thought you were crazy. I would've thought they played Barbie or horse riding games or some shit.

>>723194957
He knows.

>>723195183
Go to weekly mass.
>not catholic
then you are wasting your life, become Catholic, real catholic too, not this novus ordo slop.

>>723195183
>going to a gym instead of having your own gym in your home!
Tsk tsk!

The only things that you need are dumbbells, a treadmill and an ab carver roller! It depends on which body parts you're working on!

>>723195356
>All girls wanna play is the Sims.
My wife literally said "that game sounds like something a jewish tranny would want to play"
simfags btfo'd

>>723194534 (OP)
take it from me, most hot chicks dont play games. i dated a hot girl for years, we lived together for a while, and she cut into my gaming time so much that I had to break up with her. if you dont get a gf that shares your interests its a fucking nightmare, your time constantly consumed by this woman that wants to do random shit that you want no part of. sex is not worth it, (maybe unless shes a freak and wants you to fuck her every day in fucked up ways)

My wife just beat BG3 and loves Stardew Valley
Her other games this year were Dredge and she wants to play E33
She's a hapa

>>723195557
>The only things that you need are dumbbells, a treadmill and an ab carver roller! It depends on which body parts you're working on!
genuinely excessive,I made a bench from 2x4 scrap, bought a 40 dollar bar and those plastic weights you fill with concrete, plenty good for everything.

>>723194534 (OP)
I do not have a girlfriend since every person I have ever interacted with despises me.

>>723195671
Show me a picture of your home gym!

>>723194534 (OP)
i look like this

>>723195765
have you considered that maybe you are just unlikable?

>>723195940
Yes, I deduced that long ago.

Girl? Friend? Girlfriend?

Used to play POE1 with my wife now she just plays some candy crush game. I'm trying to get her to play RPGs but she just loses interest early on. She did beat Trials of Mana a few months ago I guess.

>>723194534 (OP)
Nope quit dating years ago and I don't want someone who plays video games.

>>723194534 (OP)
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>>723195838
I cant, sadly, I dont have it anymore which is why I got fat.
I will eventually rebuild it, but emergency situations forced me to abandon my stuff which is now destroyed.

Played army of two the 40th day recently, it's great because it's you can draw the fire from the enemies by going balls out and she could just pick off a couple from safety. Tetris effect connected too, I let her be the boss and I play with two CPUs, she usually wins. Stardew valley is a bit shit multiplayer. Resident evil 5 is a good choice, but not as easy to carry her as it is in a game like Army of two. Untitled goose game is a bit boring after five minutes. 51 clubhouse games because it's easy to pick up and play.

I'm 32 and have to consider it a win meeting a woman who has been clear she has 0 sexual interest in me but will at least hang out with me alone.

>>723194534 (OP)
my ex used to kick my ass in mortal kombat, also flips love these grey contacts for whatever reason and it always makes them look super retarded and eerie

>>723194534 (OP)
I had a gf that I used to play HOMM3 with. It was pretty cool that she really got into it after a while.

>>723196073
Part time UFO went down well too, it's cute

>>723194534 (OP)
Aliens are damn real and they're kpop stars

>>723196021
fuck you

>>723194534 (OP)
I wanna fuck Haerin so hard

We play BL2 together nowadays

I don't think anybody else in my town of 50,000 plays video games at all
Everybody I tried to talk to about vidya here looked at me like I was insane / drunk
Went to a city 100+ km from here to the birthday party of a friend, everybody was sharing their fave vidya and people actually discussed shit like xcom, prince of persia, control
I was like huh what's going on here, I've never met other gamers irl
No fucking idea how this happened but I was born into the middle of a 100km wide radius zone of anti-gaming
I'll also casually ignore all questions regarding a gf hehehe

>>723195356
You bought your girlfriend a $2,000 GPU? Are you clinically retarded?

>>723195975
its not that hard to be likeable unless you are autistic or horribly ugly