Thread 723195825

I would sodomize that mouse

>>723195825 (OP)
O MY GOD
PIKACHU IS... LE WOKE?!

Why is the tail so thick and rounded now?

This has to be some kind of inside attempt to ruin everyone's childhood, right? Like how feminists would actively write characters gay in remakes to get back at men who enjoy vidya.

>>723195825 (OP)
What a fatty

>>723195825 (OP)
>Another MAGA anti pokemon thread
Don't care, still pre-ordered Z-A to spite you

>>723195825 (OP)
DEI won

>>723195825 (OP)
it's more and more like a minimalism-style app icon

man I love video games

>>723195825 (OP)
why is he bald?

>>723195935
People got mad that Pikachu's tail changes shape based on gender. I'm not joking.

I have anti-Pokemon fatigue

>>723195825 (OP)
skinnier
more ozempic now

>>723195825 (OP)
What the heck
Pikachu is trans???

>>723195825 (OP)
the fuck is going on? why's everything getting leaked now of all times?

>>723195825 (OP)
Where the fuck is your chin?!

Looks like a cockenballs

>>723195825 (OP)
how long until he gets donkey kong-ed ?

>>723196045
Starmie had legs and could walk since 1999, you dumb poser.

>>723195825 (OP)
They're making him look like his marketing art
Why now, though?

>>723196084
Fuk you bloddy basterd bich

was there another giga leak?

it is insane how they can have so much money and the worst game devs on the planet.

Pikachu is woke now... it's over....

>>723196203
It is being dubbed "Teraleak 2".

>>723196045
this is so funny and disturbing I don't even mind

>>723196246
The budgets leaked and they only spend $10-$15 million on each game. That's why they're so shit.

>game is a hate letter to fans

pokecucks on suicide watch

>>723195825 (OP)
We don't need an OH NO NO thread for every new tweet on the leaks you autist.

>>723196290
how does this shit keep happening

>>723195825 (OP)
>more sickly pale desaturation
Fire every one of these culture activists

>>723196246
If you could shit on a plate and get paid hundreds of millions for it you'd do it, too.

>>723196180
Marketing took over after the leak. Pokerape was bad for the brand image.

>>723196045
>even fucking pokemon is dark souls now
I'm tired

>>723196353
yes we do. it's that bad

>>723195825 (OP)
>>723196180

>>723195953
If your childhood had mainline pokemons in 3D, it was already shit

>>723196080
Because nintendo put out a patch to the game before it came out and they don't date-lock their patches like they do the full game.

>>723196080
Z-A releases in a few days.

post fat pikachu

>>723196043
Too bad because we all got fatigue meme fatigue

>>723196043
>>723196068
I have toxotransmosis fatigue.

>>723196180
Probably took the chance since they've been redoing all the models, some were already different in SV.

>>723196465
Oh, my poor sweet anon. You missed all the leaks today. This has nothing to do with that.

>>723195825 (OP)
This looks awful

>>723195825 (OP)
>Just according to ikkaku.

>>723196367
I don't know.
I'm hoping we get Mario news from this soon.

>>723196313
Jesus christ that's lower than dirt. Most Indie games cost more than that to develop these days. At least it explains the quality drop off, they literally don't pay their workers.

>>723196176
>he's been retarded since 1999

You do realize that just makes it worse right?

Not my Pikachu

>>723195825 (OP)
Give us back fat pikachu or fuck off.

>>723196405
Miyazaki won, Shazamtrannies btfo eternally

>>723196484
They should bring fat Pikachu back as the America region variant.

>>723196528
meh. i'm good at ignoring shit so I've been ignoring story spoilers. gameplay ones like that retarded starmie don't bother me.

>>723196041
Because the heart tail looks fucking stupid and didn't exist in the early games. Who would want a Pikachu with a heart shaped tail instead of a cool ass lightning bolt shaped tail?

>>723196484
We need to retvrn...

Someone will defend this

>>723196176
It's more that the environment is blank and looks like shit and the animations are comically stiff. It looks like a shitty fan game.
Game Freak and The Pokemon Company have to be some of the most top heavy Japanese companies, or they're paying long tenured employees who haven't meaningfully improved their knowledge or skills in 20+ years way too much just because they were around for that long.

No other franchise could get away with such ugly, unpolished games with such poor performance.

>>723196635
Protos for ZA, source code for ZA, and a ton of internal docs leaked.

>>723196008
Wtf is this real?

Pikachu has looked like the right for eons now in promotional art, and the card game. The 3D models in the game were the anomaly (in terms of media) but using the anime's head shape for Pikachu. Now it looks like Pikachu 's image is becoming more confirmed.

>>723196045
I can't get over how fucking dead they would be if they got hit by that
Palworld was right, you need guns in a world with shit like this

>>723196518
The ones from SV looked cool and more expressive
This just looks watered down

>>723196603
Based, I still have that promo card from the pokemon movie back in the day

>>723196045
I haven't paid attention to pokemon since Yellow, this is some kind of parody video right?

>>723196631
They'd need to make it fatter to be more region accurate to modern Unova

>>723195825 (OP)
I miss fat pikachu.

>>723196045
Starmie's always been one of my favourites and this is fucking hilarious

Okay but what if that's the new model they decide to put in Smash?

>>723195825 (OP)
I have anti-gamefreak fatigue

>>723195825 (OP)
What's wrong with it?

>>723196775
everyone does. i don't understand how anyone can prefer anything but fat fuck pikachu.

>>723195825 (OP)
>>723196180
Honestly hate this head design it's too simplified it removes any personality.

>>723196045
they said he would never be ballin

Every day we stray further from God.

>>723196043
>>723196797
I have toxic positivity fatigue

>>723196043
Then try >>>/vp/

>>723195825 (OP)
Toy company

>>723196797
then maybe they should release good games.

>>723195825 (OP)
This isn’t real right

is pikachu libre back?
i really wanted to reproduce with her

And now? Moreso than ever.

You think the OG creator Satoshi Tajiri is happy with the direction his child took and what it became? Or he gave up long time ago and just takes this as free money?

>>723196045
player running around and dodging for no reason because you cant die from it. you are supposed to role play the fun in this game i guess.

>>723197038
What are some "good" games in your opinion?

>>723195825 (OP)
I hated the last time they did this

>>723196045
>Even Nintendo is copying Soulsborne
It really fucking is over, isn't it?

>>723195825 (OP)
please end Game Freak.
please.

>>723197084
I think you get stunned and can’t give commands if you’re hit

>>723197087
Palworld, Genshin, the list goes on
t. nta

>>723195825 (OP)
FUUUUUUUUUUCK THEY MADE PIKACHU WOKE FUCKING LIBTARDS

>>723195825 (OP)
Where is Pikachu's black tail tip?

>>723195825 (OP)
The big exaggerated smile creates the uncanny valley look that poorly made mascot costumes suffer from. It's especially bad on the side view.

>>723197194
fat pikachu was technically more inclusive and relatable.

>>723196385
that's the problem. why not just hire the palworld people and slap a pokemon label on the game?

>>723197204
No it still looks atrocious

>>723197084
>don't dodge
>get knocked out
>can't send commands to your pokemon
>they get raped by the star man

>>723197087
You know this implies you think Pokemon is better than everything else, right?

>>723197204
>>723195825 (OP)
Wait a second...

>>723196661
bricks were better in super mario bros 1.

>>723197078
Hasn't he hated pokemon since gen 2 or 3? He has even said in interviews that he liked sega more than nintendo. He only hangs out at gamefreak hq sometimes out of obligation and to play the arcade games they have there for free

>>723195825 (OP)
Marketing said square angles are bad for the brand image, so we made him a fucking circle. Even the tail has rounded corners

>>723196045
Dark souls won…

>Gaia
Now that's a name I haven't heard in a long time

>>723197272
All I asked was to name some good games (which you didn't)

>>723196045
It's dey culcha

>>723197250
>getting your opinions from ecelebs

>>723197436
may you get caught, eric

>>723197221
Wtf I love woke now. Bring back plus sized body positive Pikachu!

>>723197376
That's how little your opinion is worth to me

>>723196045
Woke starmie

>>723195825 (OP)
what the fuck is that

>>723195825 (OP)
First Wokey Kong and now Wokeychu... The next Smash is cooked

>>723196415
I feel legitimately sorry for anybody born after the year 2000 for the absolute state of the world that's been handed to them

>>723195825 (OP)
I dont mind he now actually looks more like the mouse he's supposed to be

>>723195825 (OP)
They're finally doing the thing they said they said was the reason they cut the dex

>>723197492
>can't even name one

>>723196045
...who OK'd this?

>>723197535
Not every change to a pre-existing character is muh woke you retard

>>723197138
>>723197265
oh weird, i was just walking around and never got hit so i assumed it just doesnt do anything lol

>>723196797
I have discord cult tranny fatigue

>>723197650
me

>>723196008
hilarious that every time this is posted anons get fooled into thinking it's real... heh... i knew these were fake when i was 8 years old...

>>723196246
The tall black girl's pretty cute though

>>723196026
why are you so pig-like in appearance?

>>723195953
the soiboys will buy it anyways

>>723197867
France in 2025

>>723197767
its real

>>723196045
The fuck is this game kek

>>723196045
did they literally rip off palworld?

>>723197867
in real france they would have stolen that bag

>>723196041
You are joking. Post a single source, ragebait, anything.

It's going to be hilarious watching the meltdown when this breaks sales records again.

>>723197767
retard

>>723197120
>>723196405
You guys are kinda slow, they were already doing that since the first Legends game three years ago
Even BotW was arguably copying Dark Souls if you want to be really nitpicky

>>723197986
The player literally gets their bag stolen at the start of the game. No i'm not joking.

>>723196045
I don't know how to explain it but it looks like a custom playermodel in gmod or some shit purposely made to fit a model skeleton, like I'm half expecting this guy to pull out a physgun and start prop killing.

>>723198125
So the game is realistic?
kino

>>723196008
wtf how can the chicken do that?!?!?!?

>>723195825 (OP)
ugly ass rat
i need that model

What's wrong with Blachu?

>>723196043
after seeing >>723196045 I think the hate is completely justified

>>723197974
Yep, ZA is a cheap palworld knock off.
>>723198028
Slop buyers aren't human and continue to buy slop. It takes about 4-5 years on average to realise they've been scammed.

>>723198381
Why? It's just like the last Legends game and people liked that one

>>723198040
>Even BotW was arguably copying Dark Souls if you want to be really nitpicky
dark souls copied zelda, botw has the same controls as old zelda.

>>723196045
Is that Palworld?

>>723198490
Yes

>>723195825 (OP)
Why is he getting skinnier and skinnier with every iteration?
Is he anorexic or shooting up ozempic or something?

>>723198573
Pedo designer

>>723195982
>pikachu is brighter now
>NINTENDO IS WOKE
you people are insufferable. You are in your THIRTIES. GET OVER IT.

>>723195825 (OP)
pikachu 2026

>>723198182
>like I'm half expecting this guy to pull out a physgun and start prop killing.

>>723198403
There's that pre-emptive seethe.

>>723195953
pokefags deserve to have their childhoods ruined ten times over

>>723196045
damn, no wonder they're going after palworld

>>723196045
>souls shit :|
>souls shit, pokemon :O

>>723197360
Dark Souls has been won. It went on to influence this entire industry. Skyrim hasn't gotten a sequel in 14 years.

>>723196246
the TPC have some profit sharing with their elderly devs or something and they don't want to deal in any new people

pikachu is supposed to be fat and have no neck...according to the outrage

>>723199321
>Dark Souls has been won.
Good morning!

>>723199314
>>souls shit :|
Said nobody but /v/eddit contrarians

>>723196367
Gamefreak's incompetence extends to their security

>>723197767
prime bait, well done

>>723199534
It's true. I can't admit it in front of /v/, but, well.. I like Dark Souls.

>>723198490
No it's legends Arceus

>>723196045
This is so bad it circles around for me, it's fucking hilarious.

>>723196043
I have Pokemon Defense Force fatigue

>>723195976
I'm voted trump, and we have two switch twos in our household. What are you fags on about?

>>723196367
It's the same leak it's just the leakers decided to hide this information until ZA came out.

>>723196045
>shitpost so hard it turns into kino
alright GF

>>723198040
>Even BotW was arguably copying Dark Souls
Aonuma was gushing about Skyrim leading up to BOTW's release. No part of Dork Souls' promiscuous DNA is anywhere in BOTW except for maybe its weapon degradation and abysmal story delivery.

>>723196565
>they literally don't pay their workers.
Nintendo is one of the best companies to work for in japan with a lot benefits for employees and good pay. The problem is not that they don't pay their workers, is that they don't give them enough budget for the games.

>>723197596
Of course not. Pokemon is the greatest thing to ever have existed

>>723195825 (OP)
Soulless/Soul, old model's head has the shape of a human baby head and it disturbs me.

>>723198841
You're not real, and you're fighting some "strawman". All you "anti-anti-woke" guys don't exist in the real world. This mentality and attitude is what lead to trump winning

>>723196045
Three patents and a lawsuit over THIS I'm howling
Highest grossing media franchise in the world by the way

>>723196045
Jesus Christ I couldn't breathe for a moment after watching this. I haven't laughed this hard in a long time.

>>723198463
lol

>>723196369
I doubt that's how he'll actually look in game

>We have an iconic design recognized worldwide and-
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MAKE IT SKINNER AND THE HEAD ROUNDER NOW

>>723197194
Is it indian/gamingcirclejerk hour? Even my sister finds liposuction pikachu ugly

>>723195935
Because sharp edges are scary.

>>723195935
Thiccachu lol

>>723195825 (OP)
Wokikachu

So what's the plot of this game? Did that leak?

It's kino

>>723195885
fpwp
>>>/vp/ >>>/trash/ >>>/lgbt/ >>>/r/eddit

>>723195825 (OP)
So, no more Chunguschu?

It’s kind of wild how Anglos, especially Americans, treat circumcision like a big moral scandal when it is one of the most common medical procedures on Earth. The funny part is that they were the ones who made it mainstream in hospitals a century ago, not Jews. It became routine for hygiene reasons, and only recently people started calling it mutilation. Now people act like it is some weird religious thing, when it's actually older than Judaism and is still completely normal in the Middle East, Africa, Asia, and much of the United States. The whole bad image comes from Anglos themselves going from liking it to not liking it, not Jews.

>>723195953
>feminists would actively write characters gay in remakes to get back at men who enjoy vidya
name 5 times this happened

>>723196045
isnt this thing suppose to be in the water?

>>723196405
Cut Your damn hair you monster

>>723201056
World of Warcraft

>>723196008
chat... I'm thinking this one is real

>>723197193
I pray you don't actually think that those are good games.

>>723195825 (OP)
He looks like a plushie now

>>723196176
Anon, the proportions are clearly not the same. It has actual legs now

>>723196176
HYAA!

>>723201056
Literally every game with ugly females in the main cast

They make them ugly to spite men. Plain & simple.

>>723195825 (OP)
Switch 2? Still buying

>>723196045
At this point, it just seems like they're actively trying to kill the franchise for a raugh.

>>723196045
People were too hard om James Turner...

>>723196045
Sigh ... alright, I will main Starmie.

>>723195825 (OP)
>>723195953
>how do we continue taking the bobblehead meme even further?

>>723195825 (OP)
he keeps getting more emaciated with each update

>>723201420
name 5 remakes that made the characters gay

>>723201509
Nah, they're just following what Nintendo's doing and testing how far they can push the envelope before people revolt in a meaningful way.

>>723195825 (OP)
they all making all characters look retarded to please the incoming wave of autism from alpha gen. Same happend to donkey kong. I blame miyamoto

>>723195825 (OP)
What the actual fuck are they doing, redesigning pikachu of all things? why is nintendo redesigning all their icons now to look lame and gay?
Pikachu has rocked its look for over a real world generation and is iconic, why the fuck would you change that!? the fuck is wrong with nintendo.

>>723201587
I saw a cutscene of FF7 R where Barret fucked Clouds in the ass

>>723201357
well yea that's becuase it's MEGA

>>723195825 (OP)
this has officially gone too far

>>723201671
>Nintendo

>>723195825 (OP)
Pikachu is slowly undergoing mitosis.

>>723196045
>It’s just Palworld but worse

>>723201175
The mega form is intentionally supposed to look like a creepy humanoid

>>723201703
cloud is female

>>723201925
Idk bro, he was cumming from his cock

>>723196045
kinda sovlfvl actually

I want to cum inside Pikachu

>>723195825 (OP)
Round head? Fuck off.
Old pikaloaf is better.

>>723201671
They changed his design many years ago, even his smash model was different, how new are you?

>>723201925
Cloud is the perfect bottom twink

>>723196246
What's the issue with this screenshot?

>>723195953
>unironic johtoddler

>>723196045
Yeah, I'm thinking kino

>>723196958
Toxoplamigger's out of luck, even /vp/ hates it.

>>723196045
uh as someone who hasn't played since the GBA days that actually looks kino

>>723202415
As somebody that smears cat shit on my face and eats it I agree dark souls pokemon is epicsauce

>>723196257
>>723195825 (OP)
>>723195921
>>723197194
This but unironically. Fuck Pikawoke.

>>723196008
No way...

>>723202543
weird thing to share with the class but ok shit fetishist

>>723196045
This is the same gameplay as Legends Arceus tho, why are palkek contrarian shills claiming ownership?

>>723197204
No, still looks terrible

People need to stop accepting mediocrity from this franchise.

>>723203258
You're about 15 years late to that one.

>>723196045
wtf i suddenly want to play this

>>723196045
looks like a cheap mobile game from 8 years ago.

>>723196448
Are we counting Pokemon Stadium, faggot?

>>723201056
Fallen Order

>>723196045
My God, he's literally me...

>>723195885
I don't know about sodomize but at the very least I would face fuck it (female)

>>723203258
Mediocrity was the first five generations. This franchise has fallen so far down into the abyss since then that mediocrity would be a godsend.

>>723195935
Easier to make merch of

>>723196045
More exciting than any fight in Time Stranger kek

>>723196045
god forbid a man get his goofy on...

>>723196045
This is, no joke, the best looking new Mega. It's seriously THAT BAD. All of the other new megas look WORSE

>>723196565
>They literally don't pay their workers.
You're thinking of this the wrong way. They DO pay their workers. They pay them a lot, even.

They just don't hire workers. Pokemon games still have 40 person dev teams when the average AAA game these days is closer to 1,500. 40 people x $100k = $4 million. $4 million x 3 = $12 million.

>>723203769
More like first two generations.

I feel like Nintendo just lets the Pokemon team do whatever they want with Pokemon because it still sells. Kinda like how Sega let the Sonic team do whatever they wanted, but then it stopped doing well and they took a peak and went "What the fuck are you retards doing?". However, Pokemon is so massive that simple inertia will carry it forever, and Nintendo isn't going anywhere.

>>723197087
Pokemon Gens 3 - 5
Dragon Quest 3 - 11
Final Fantasy 4 - 10
Expedition 33

All better RPGs than modern Pokemon by a long shot.

>>723204241
No matter how shit the games are, they still earn back 40x their cost if not more. Why hire a competent dev team when Game Freak can shit out a turd for $15,000,000 and earn $700,000,000 off of it?

I have nothing but disdain for everyone who buys Pokemon games these days. Those mongrels are the ones allowing the absolute state of Game Freak to continue.

>>723195825 (OP)
why did they remove the black on his tail looks stupid

>@723195885
>I would sodomize that mouse

>>723196045
Reminder that Starmie's line are based on Ultraman and the mega is meant to look like a human wearing a cheap starmie costume

>>723203795
How? It'll increase production costs.

>>723204491
I was going to buy it until it all leaked and the game looks boring, the megas suck it all is just so fucking lazy. Just going to waste my money on beer instead and finish Digimon.

>>723196008
WHAT THE FUCKKKKKK!!!1

>>723204491
It's worse than that. They could literally start releasing empty boxes without a game inside as the new games and it still wouldn't matter as long as the Pikachu plushies and Charizard cards keep being made. The quality of the games literally does not matter at all. It's a merch franchise like Hello Kitty.

>>723203983
>THAT BAD WORSE
Anon, if Nintendo has a gun to your head blink twice!

>>723195953
>ruin everyone's childhood
Nigga grow up why do you care what current day pokemon looks like and making it affect your life and "childhood"

I just jeeked off t in model o male Pikachu porn thanks to this thread, just thought id let you know

>>723205134
The games still sell 20+ million copies. At $40/pop (after all fees, licenses, tariffs, and etc are paid), that's $800,000,000 from just dogshit video games.

S/V, as TERRIBLE as they were, still earned more than the latest Superman movie did.

>>723201807
I miss gordochu so fucking much bros.

>>723205259
I assure you I have done worse. I will goon a thousand times to Strokemon before I buy this piece of shit slop game.

>>723195825 (OP)
this would make gen 10 (gaia) good

>>723205269
They make almost $11 billion a year from merchandise and I'm pretty sure that figure isn't even counting the TCG. The games are an afterthought by comparison. It shows from how little anyone involved cares about their quality.
It also doesn't help that most of the fans are cult-like freaks who get a bizarre thrill out of punishing people who want better games by buying the shitter ones more.

He looks like he's ready to get foreverial tiedup delitized

>>723196045
The Palworld sequel

>>723196045
This literally looks like a cheep knock off Chinese Pokemon game.

>>723196008
@grok real????

>>723205836
Even without the merch Pokemon would be the most successful vidya franchise of all time. The games just sell that much. Sure, GF earns more money from merch, but they still earn absurdly fat stacks from games they barely spend money producing.

Rockstar is going to have spent more than $1 billion on GTA VI, and even the upper end sales estimates are still going to have it rake in less money than the next Pokemon gen. 10 years of development and millions of manhours of work put into it only to be mogged by Pokeslop made by 40 full time employees and 20 interns

>>723195825 (OP)
>Chinlett face now
Definitely adapting to modern audiences.

>>723206387
sorry that your bad game won't sell well, mr rockstar wagie

>>723206973
I'm not buying GTA VI either, but it's great contrast with Pokemon.

>>723196246
I honestly wonder what's the average paycheck for a gamefreak employee

>>723207850
They are paid in bugs

Is it official yet? Does Digimon have more mons in time stranger than ZA?

>>723196008
Im going insane this cant be real

>>723196008
MOOOOOOOOOOODS

>>723195825 (OP)
easy on the berries, peeks

>>723196045
The first soulful thing they've done in aeons that didn't involve creating a sexy pokegirl

>>723201056
Overwatch.

>>723195825 (OP)
>>723201807
FEED HIM

>>723196008
My chicken does this

>>723196045
Holy fucking shit. Lmfao

>>723205942
If pocketpair doesn't make PalUniverse to slap Todd Howard's lunch out of his hand I will be furious.

>>723195953
Why are we getting angry about this?

>>723210165
Feraligatr is a beloved mon to a lot of people and they don’t like the mega.

>>723196045
Pretty sure Fromsoft has dodge rolling to avoid enemy attacks patented, better watch out.

what even is this game? it all takes place in a walled city, which is all one model with each bulding being a basic rectangle? what the fuck

and the fights look like Palworld but your trainer runs around aimlessly with no ability to attack

>>723201357
A mega evolution is always different from its regular version you mongoloid.
>>723196593
Not everyone has to be an expert on pokemon. If it's not the franchise for you, go have fun playing something else. But now, now you're pretending you weren't just caught being a poser fag that didn't know something very basic about a monster that's been around since 1996, not even 1999. It was always clear he was standing up.

>>723196603
Now THAT is an electric mouse!

>>723210573
No one cares about the fact that it's a mega evolution, you retard
The point is that it looks dumb

>>723195825 (OP)
>fucking pikachu got a new model before sonic the hedgehog
grim

>>723210652
>No one cares about the fact that it's a mega evolution
See >>723201357
>Anon, the proportions are clearly not the same. It has actual legs now

>confirming that the next 10 years of pokemon is only going to get worse
I mean I sort of expected it but there was this little nugget of hope...

>>723196045
Ok I'm unironically loving this KEK

>>723196045
This franchise has been silly and goofy and weird since it was first created. Why is this sending so many people into shrieking shitfits of retard rage crying that it ruins the uber seriousness and realism of Pokemon?

>>723195825 (OP)
Someone call PETA
Pikachu keeps losing weight beyond the health ly amount

>>723196045
https://youtu.be/bZ0acTd5LTw?si=3n9_HrMXEE5j5VV2

>>723195825 (OP)
I dont understand. they are the same picture with different lighting.

>>723211119
People are mad about Gamefreak's laziness. It's obvious they just slapped a human rig on that thing to save time and any other rationalization is cope.
I will never understand why some people defend mediocrity so feverishly

>>723196045
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bZ0acTd5LTw

>>723196045
theres nothing wrong with the new starmie, its in line with the design philosophy from the original games, not everything has to be cool

The alligator mega tho, is complete crap. this fan design does the same idea infinitely better

>>723196246
wow

>>723211416
What were they supposed to do with it that wouldn't be lazy?

>>723197795
>girl

>>723212289
Make proper animations so it's not a guy in a starmie suit running around you fucking retard

>>723196045
now THIS is sovl

>>723195825 (OP)
LOOK AT THE TOP OF HIS HEAD

>>723195825 (OP)
Pikachu got Dechu'd.

>>723212424
Proper animations such as...? Floating around? Slithering on its legs like a naga?

>>723195825 (OP)
WOKEYMON!?

the prophesy will be fulfilled

>>723201357
I think they could've gone further with the X motif than just elongating the gold.

>>723202119
the only npc's being stationary and waiting for the player to talk to them looks fucking weird in the current year.
it makes it look like pokemon colosseum

>>723196045
I don't understand why gamefreak does this? Megas at first looked COOL. Now they just look...bizarre. Are they just doing these types of designs to be goofy and subvert expectations?

>>723195825 (OP)
old pikachu looks like a penis
new pikachu looks like mushroom penis

>>723196045
>It's even funnier than the leaks described it.

>>723213581
I don't think the Megas were ever cool.

>>723201056
Dead Space

>>723195825 (OP)
why is his stupid fucking face a perfect circle?

>>723201056
castlevania on netflix

>>723213581
There was a story leak that said the reason why a lot of the new megas look weird is because they're not natural. That said, doesn't really excuse them for looking like ass.

>>723201056
The Last of Us

>>723196045
o lawd he comin

>>723196045
>all of these replies claiming it's fine
you fags need to die, your taste is so shit it indicates severe mental deficiencies, god damn.

>>723196045
FromSoft should sue

>>723214582
>they're not natural
they never were

>>723215095
>how dare you not hivemind with my personal opinions, vicious violent death is my immediate and only response
The Republicans were correct about video games destroying the minds of men.

>>723196045
holy fucking shit i unironically love this with all my heart

>>723196045
>The Chrysalis (hard)

>>723196045
this is patrick

>>723196045
Imagining this shit running at maximum velocity down a street is enough to sell me on the design. Love this guy

not buying the game though

>>723216035
Wait no I fucked that up
>The Chrysalis (extreme)

>>723195825 (OP)
why did they make her woke?

For me, it's original Fat Pikachu.

>>723215943
quiet stupid lizposter

>>723202030
Not really?

Brawl uses his Gen 3 look
Smash Wii U uses his Gen 4+ look (which is actually his anime look since god knows when)
Ultimate is the Wii U model with slightly different textures

>>723213182
Damn, that's cheap. I didn't know they were all stationary I assumed they'd be moving in game.

>>723195953
If your childhood consisted on Pokemon you likely grew up to become a numale, same with Disney crap, so I certainly hope that's true.

>>723206349
LOL EPIC AS FUCK TWITTER REFERENCE, FELLOW 4CHANERINOS

>>723195953
the idea of a final form that fools enemies by disguising itself as a first form is very novel but damn does it look bad

>>723197767
but it looks so real...

>>723195825 (OP)
BRING BACK FAT PIKACHU

>>723203258
I dont get why people expect anything but mediocrity from a franchise aimed at toddlers, its like seeing adults expecting quality from Caillou or My Little Pony.
Why dont you just grow up and play something thats for your age?
I'm sure not being a manchild who plays Pokemon in his adulthood will bring you far more benefits than just better games.

>>723196246
Feel weird how in Pokemon games, all nps are static, meanwhile in 1999 we have the complex schedules of Majora Mask

>>723202667
thanks for proving that tendies don't even play their games

>>723218639
Retard
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lFZHIlezylw&pp=ygUhcG9rZW1vbiBsZWdlbmRzIGFyY2V1cyBib3NzIGZpZ2h0

>>723196043
No you must obey the currenthing youtubers needs your views and patreon money

>>723196593
>i got raped because i say stupid shit
>that means its worse i won!
Peak mental illness.

>>723195825 (OP)
it's joever

>>723196043
Normal people develop Pokemon fatigue at age 10 and never bother with it again.
Why is this place full of weirdos obsessed with it?

>>723197204
You asked chat gpt to generate this nonsense.

>>723199865
Weird nonsequitur. Are you really trying to farm reddit gold on 4chan?

>>723196925
If pokémon still looked like this, I'd understand the popularity.

>>723202030
Its a tertiary thing, bitching is more important than reality.

>>723210573
>what is mega kangastan

>>723219127
I wouldnt, whats appealing about in that for an adult?

>>723198028
It's actually more funnier that these games sell more and more despite getting worse and worse

>>723196045
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bZ0acTd5LTw

>>723219127
We live in hell.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b8fHsqk0IH4

>>723196008
How did the teach the chicken to do that????

>>723195825 (OP)
Looks fake. Why are the brown parts yellow now?

>>723197974
yes, then they'll patent the ripoff and retroactively claim palworld copied their future game and nip courts will ok that
meanwhile, pokemon is actually ripling off digimon world

>>723219590
>retard prophecy
That shit is in your head, schizo

>>723219630
>as if pokemon isn't already applying patents retroactively

>>723197974
No PLA already have pokemon shitting on player as a core system.

>>723197767
I like your bait, have a (you)

>>723195953
>This has to be some kind of inside attempt to ruin everyone's childhood, right?
>picrel
Digimon!!
https://x.com/SoulSilverAlt/status/1977427557671731535

>>723197974
>>723198403
>>723219590
Sorry, children, Legends Arceus was doing it years before the game you desperately wish would rape and destroy all things Pokemon was a stirring in the Palworld devs' nutsack.

>>723219837
and digimon world did it even prior

>Pokemon
>Digimon
>Palworld
There are adults playing thesw baby games lol

>>723195825 (OP)
The thing I'm most confused about is why they drained the colors that much here. Then again, the left Pikachu isn't that dark, so maybe they were... contrasting the colors??
>>723196484
Okay!

>>723220068
source?

>>723218156
>I dont get why people expect anything but mediocrity from a franchise aimed at toddlers
I don't play pokeshit or any other nintendo garbage, but this is such a retarded mentality

>sure this toy is made of toxic materials but it's for toddlers so who cares
just because it's made for kids doesn't excuse being extremely low quality

>>723196045
Lol

>>723211545
>theres nothing wrong with the new starmie
holy tastelet

> its in line with the design philosophy from the original games, not everything has to be cool
It's not, megas were cool, for goofy forms you already had alolan forms and whatnot. It's like making a smaller version of a pokemon and saying it is its gigantamax form.

If they are going to make goofy designs it'd be much more consistent to make them regional forms.

>>723220317
Not that you would know what a quality product is. All you've done so far is scream "M-mediocrity" over and over. Have you ever actually played any other monster tamers? Do you know what comparing and contrasting means?
Of course you haven't, you just looked at graphics and left it at that

>>723220317
Kids have no standards because they have underdeveloped brains, why would anyone making this crap put any effort into it?

>>723196661
Literally unplayable.

>>723195953
When your Nostalgia turns into obsession its time to let go. This is probably a reason why so many posters on this board calling themselves "Pokemon fans" are shitting on the franchise, like another NDS fanboy who name shall not be brought up, not understanding not everything needs to cater to you nor is it forcing you to buy the new game. Validation seeking/attention whoring, while trying to gather the same opinions, is very childish and feminine tier behavior.

>>723196661
>>723220317
So which Elden Ring or Souls game do you want Pokemon to look and play like?

>>723196246
That looks good tho

>>723220958
Sorry, it's just shit
You don't need to cry when you see people labelling it so

I don't get it why are people mad that there's shadows now

>>723221214
The thing is Pokemon could be polishedz have good graphics and content, and it would still be unbearable toddlerslop.
No doubt 4chan would slurp it up though, but thats because this place is full of mentally ill manchildren.

>>723221214
Like I said. Your opinionated piece holds no weight. You're just posting subjective shit looking for somebody to have the same opinions as you forcing it as fact. This isn't Discord, so please stop.

>>723195825 (OP)
5 bazillion replies but i don't get it
he's just chunkier

>>723221493
Thread/

Pickachu returning to CHUNK!

>>723221489
>Your opinionated piece holds no weight.
So does you telling me that
Not my problem

>>723195825 (OP)
>NIGACHU

>>723206349
Yes.

>twitter screenshot instead of the full image
but why
are you advertising your twitter account

>>723203258
Nobody cares because tendies will just eat whatever slop so why should they put in the effort

>>723196045
W T F

>>723221732
Actually it is because you're the one wasting your own time, like its a job, shitposting about a game you have no interest in playing.

Gatomon is sexier than any Pokeshit. Don't reply to me.

>>723196045
H-He’s fast!

Meowscarada is sexier than any Digishit. Don't reply to me.

>>723195825 (OP)
>This is where half of the $10 mil budget went

>>723222009
Based taste, however...
>Gatomon and not Terriermon
Sorry Anon, gonna have to revoke (You)r posting license for today.

>>723222536
she's cute. CUTE!!!

>>723221493
But I don't likeeeeee Chunkachu

>>723201056
kcd2

>>723221975
>implying your own time isn't being wasted in turn
Still not my problem

>>723221975
>me wasting my time AND money on a shit product is not as bad as you spending your own free time pointing out how bad it is
Makes sense to me.

>>723196045
>This looks worse than Palworld

>>723197302
sans after not evolving...

>>723196565
>most indie games cost more than 15 million dollars
wat

I still remember when >>723196603 was pikachu and the left one on >>723195825 (OP) was the slimmed down version

>>723219195
Too old to like cute things?

>>723196045
It's legitimately sad that the fakemon based on sexual fetishes /vp/ made years ago look better than anything GF shits out nowadays

>>723219313
Looks a bit over-exposed.

>>723195953
>This has to be some kind of inside attempt to ruin everyone's childhood, right?
Oh come on. It's bad, but it's not-
>>723196045
What the FUCK

>>723196045
This is fantastic, will play the game now, thanks

>>723219195
Its cute
Its a cute little mousey thing with a zap tail, a fantastical animal. I would buy that as a gift for some niece or nephew

>>723197767
where is the evidence?

>>723196008
Fake, only cats can do this.

>Smash 6 basically confirmed to have a new cartoony artstyle based on MK World, DK Bananza and nuPikachu
Thank fuck, I was so tired of rehashed Brawl/Wii U assets

>>723196661
sovl

>>723219313
>instead of just using the art style they use the colouring
why?

wasn't there a genetic engineering program to make pokemon real and the results were dire?

>>723224741
sounds like some creepypasta from the early 2000s.

>>723196045
>You hate how over designed megas are? Well here you go faggot.

>>723196661
That's me whenever a game forces me to go into the custom level designer for an achievement.

>>723225151
>go into the custom level designer for an achievement
Genuinely curious, what game(s) would have the fucking gall to do this?

>>723197078
>Executive Producer for the past 20 years and nothing else
What do you think?

>>723197867
>Niggers, in MY Lumiose?

>>723224741
come the fuck on retard.

>>723225205
Any game with a custom level designer, I find.

>>723195825 (OP)
Will we get Pikachu libre ?

>>723225638
sorry, she's forever locked to bdsp

>>723195953
No, it's just invariant preferences. Old fans will complain, but they'll still buy the game. New fans will be drawn in by the subtle redesign, so there's more fans overall.
It's like kosher food. Almost nobody is Jewish, but Jews have to eat kosher food while non-Jews aren't prohibited from eating kosher food and don't care if their food is kosher or not. As a result, most supermarkets stock kosher food because they gain an extra market (Jewish customers) without losing any existing customers. (Though people don't usually grumble about kosher the way they do about design changes)

>>723195953
>Like how feminists would actively write characters gay in remakes to get back at men who enjoy vidya.
You're a conspiracy theorist more delusional than anti-vaxxers.

>>723196045
Pokemon Soul....

>>723196045
Holy shit

>>723225638
she's working off weight, so it might be a while...

>>723195825 (OP)
Pikachu's a nigger...

>>723226378
nigapoo

>>723196045
Jesus christ. Why wpuld anyone pay 400 fpr this when genshin exists and looks 100 times better and is complely free?

>>723196045
go go power rangers

>>723196045
I wont be getting a switch 2.

>>723195825 (OP)
It is insane how much better fans are at Pokemon than Gamefreak. Huge talent gap.

>>723196045
>snoys will defend this btw

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>>723196045
Yeah this is kino to me. Its so fucking retarded that I love it

>>723198040
>Zelda copied Dark Souls!
And Persona 5 invented fusion jazz and pyramids.
Jesus Christ I hate that underages are allowed to post on /v/

>>723226916
>haha looks like shit is fine
>get it? looks like indie quality but its nintendo, its pokemon! so its funny!!

>>723195825 (OP)
>>723196045
palworld won
digimon won
soulslop won

pokemon dead
tendies lost
tendies mad lol, lmao even

>>723226016
She would NEVER do that, she's perfect the way she is

>>723196045
THERE'S A STARRRRR MAN, WAITING IN THE SKY

>>723227732
She can't be a Libre all the hours of the day, she needs to indulge herself every so often!... maybe more often than not...

>>723222427
You misspelled Lopmon

>>723200857
fine post, with pleasure?

>>723201056
the joker 2, simpsons, captain underpants, black panther 2

>>723228204
its fuckin weird how fatfats are even worse then some ntrfags. like atleast genderflip ntr is good

>>723196176
Are you that one autistic pokemon cuck in every thread defending the starmie mega? Its genuinely dogshit, your autistic shitposting cant save it.

>>723228823
>mega
>1999
bruh your not that old, your just 40, you were 15 when pokemon became popular, it hasnt been THAT long

>Its quirky wholesome chungus that's why it's good
This is literally every mega Starmie defender.

>>723195953
Wtf is this? You deserve it, who the fuck buys pokemon

>>723228653
>fatfats
Yes, they are!

>>723196045
This literally looks like a shitty knockoff of palworld at this point.

>>723210726
but thats what the legs of a starfish are. the legs are...well....legs. its literally how they walk.

with the legs

>>723195953

Homophobes should be killed

>>723229665
no! they make great protaganists for certain doujins, seriously, have you read that one "my roomamate is the most homophobic man alive", shits hilarious. of course the roommates some gay guy, but they are friends anyways, hes always just like "death to all fags. well, cept you, but you understand"

>>723196045
Palworld was made by literal nobodies. How did a billion dollar company produces....THIS?

>>723196045
>it didn't break into a fortnite dance
Lame

>>723196045
This is just the family guy greased up deaf guy in cosplay.

>>723196313
Palworld only took $6 million to create. There's no excuse.

>>723229621
don't starfish move with creepy little feelers on their bottom side though?

>>723230290
hey your ruining my fantasy

>PALWORLD PALWORLD PALWORLD
RENT FREE

>>723195825 (OP)
"I love you vagina but you can't be doing that come on."

>>723196565
>Most Indie games cost more than that to develop these days.

Newflash: those aren't indies and most likely are backed by something bigger

>>723228204
>>723229106
I'm gonna go back in time and stop Roald Dahl from writing Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.

>>723230858
>thinking inflationfaggotry and fatfaggotry are the same thing

>>723195953
>muh childhood

>>723197573
Millennials ruining things as usual.

>>723221489
I hope miyamoto sees this lil bro.

Reminder that the "new" pikachu model has been pikachu's official design since 2010
The games simply failed to update its design until now

>>723231212
and we were better for it
anorexichu fucking sucks

>>723230858
>deleting blueberryshit, a very specific subgenre of inflation, means all inflation disappears
Yup, he figured it out, nothing gets past this guy.
>>723231212
I keep forgetting Pikachu and Pokemon in general are meant to be wild animals in-universe with how much dressing up and general anthropomorphizing Nintendo does to them.

>>723196045
>fromslop pokemon mod
yuy

>>723196045
>Hya!

>>723201056
You Must Become Better. GOOOOOOOODS WHAT MY WIFE DID BEFORE I MET HER IS HER OWN BUSINESS!

>>723195953
>Gets a pretty sick alternate form
>Canonically abducts and rapes women
Feralafags take another big fat stinky L while CHADphlosion continues to be the best gen 2 starter.

Why would anyone over the age of 16 still play the new pokeman games?
>>723217225
Gen2> Gen1 > Gen3 > Shit