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Anonymous No.723223486 [Report] >>723224278 >>723224516
>Tribunal are false gods
>Dagoth is a false god
>Azura, Boethia, and Mephala are the three most pointless to worship Daedra because they're ultimately self-interested
The real lesson of Morrowind is the Dunmer are retarded and doomed to the same scorn and slavery they subjected everyone else to.
Anonymous No.723223562 [Report] >>723223693
you wouldn't get it, n'wah
Anonymous No.723223693 [Report]
>>723223562
See? I am so right the dung-skinned, ash-breathing groveler can't even muster an argument.

Next will come s'wit and fetcher.
The horse-faced, red-eyed troon worshippers are incapable of higher thought and can only say three words in response to being logically refuted.
Anonymous No.723223767 [Report] >>723223820
Maybe, but the Dunmer also have the coolest drip, so your point is invalid.
Anonymous No.723223769 [Report] >>723223829
>Boethia, the Daedric Lord of DECEPTION and BETRAYAL, showed Veloth the truth
Everything about the Dunmer makes sense when you remember they're just blackened Altmer who thought calling themselves Chimer would somehow not make them the same Yellowskins.
Anonymous No.723223820 [Report] >>723223879 >>723224097
>>723223767
>I am too dumb to work with metal, so I hollowed out some long-dead shell creature
>I even live in a shell too because stone and marble too hard
Anonymous No.723223829 [Report] >>723223954
>>723223769
I find it insanely funny how this entire bit is completely lost on so many, especially Lorkhan- and HFY-fanboys.
Dunmer are still the coolest elves.
Anonymous No.723223879 [Report] >>723223914
>>723223820
Dunmer have no problem working with metals.
Anonymous No.723223914 [Report] >>723224067
>>723223879
you can see the chitin on that pathetic excuse for a glaive
Anonymous No.723223954 [Report] >>723224117 >>723232205
>>723223829
They're entertaining. I'll give them that much. High and mighty off power they could only steal from actual superior beings.
Anonymous No.723223970 [Report]
Is Godhead a self-hating schizo elf?
Anonymous No.723224012 [Report]
I would say the Telvanni refute this but comparing the Telvanni to Dunmer as a whole is an insult to the Telvanni, who consider them slaves too.
Anonymous No.723224067 [Report] >>723224140
>>723223914
Are you complaining that they use the natural resources of their homeland?
Because it would be really dumb to complain about that.
Anonymous No.723224097 [Report]
>>723223820
It just works.
Anonymous No.723224117 [Report] >>723224180
>>723223954
>steal from actual superior beings
>literally the same family
>same ultimate spiritual capabilities
>same origins
>same dead ends
N
Anonymous No.723224140 [Report] >>723224283
>>723224067
>Natural resources
That's something to call them
They'll probably want the natural resources I left in my toilet last night
Anonymous No.723224180 [Report] >>723224280
>>723224117
You're right. Your bicycle wasn't stolen. You passed it on to a special needs extremely distant family member with dark skin
Anonymous No.723224278 [Report]
>>723223486 (OP)
Ok, now that's something that's been bugging me for a while.
Why is Dagoth Ur, Sharmat, the head of the Tribe Unmourned, the Living God just chilling in some random cave? Shouldn't he have like a kickass throne room or something? I know that the Dagoth Ur dungeon is blatantly unfinished, because it's just a generic Dwemer place, but come on.
Yes, I know there are mods to rectify that, because there are mods to rectify everything, but still, come on.
Anonymous No.723224280 [Report] >>723224432
>>723224180
>comparing choices of street thugs with species-scale existential crises born from initial conditions of cosmic metaphysics of illusory dualism
Anonymous No.723224283 [Report]
>>723224140
Okay, I'll send the argonian slave to collect the fertilizer. Thank you for your contribution to the Vvardenfell agriculture output.
Anonymous No.723224432 [Report] >>723224572
>>723224280
>literally same family
>same grasping at spiritualism
>same origin
>same dead ends
Anonymous No.723224512 [Report]
So, lemme get this straight.
According to Bethesda, Nerevar was an anime hunk?
Anonymous No.723224516 [Report] >>723224683 >>723229016
>>723223486 (OP)
scaly hands typed this. Dunmer are the best race, have the best landmass and the best culture
Anonymous No.723224572 [Report]
>>723224432
Padomay IS Anu, everyone is one being. Had this entity wanted to stop, it would take but a thought. It never bothers to, because it's not nice.
Anonymous No.723224595 [Report]
For my next playthrough, I am going to roll an argonian, just to completely fuck with Dagoth Ur.
Anonymous No.723224683 [Report]
>>723224516
Second worst behind Black Marsh
The argonians are also inferior beings and dunmer would brag about enslaving them because they can't enslave anyone else who isn't a straggler from the other provinces
Anonymous No.723227639 [Report]
https://youtu.be/kNipoNLC6Eg?si=iflhinEUciePZ5cs
Anonymous No.723229016 [Report] >>723231929
>>723224516
Dumbmer a shit, yokudan bvlls are rulers.
Anonymous No.723231929 [Report]
>>723229016
cope black imperial
Anonymous No.723232205 [Report]
>>723223954
you can never make my god unshit your god