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Anonymous 10/14/2025, 3:28:16 PM No.723235574 [Report] >>723236254 >>723239174 >>723239680 >>723240004 >>723240103 >>723240506 >>723243570 >>723245773 >>723249816 >>723256025 >>723256196 >>723260346
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What do we think of Yoshi's new game?
Anonymous 10/14/2025, 3:29:02 PM No.723235621 [Report]
Haha
Anonymous 10/14/2025, 3:30:17 PM No.723235710 [Report] >>723239775
Obligation to pretend we're "fucking hyped" to own the snoys
Anonymous 10/14/2025, 3:30:40 PM No.723235730 [Report]
Unironic baby game slop, yoshi games didnt used to be this game sure they were always kind of kids games but it looks so... baby game easy it's not the yoshi I used to know.
Anonymous 10/14/2025, 3:32:41 PM No.723235847 [Report]
I don't even know exactly what it is.
Looks cute, but also something that's somehow a bigger babby game than Yoshi's Story.
Anonymous 10/14/2025, 3:33:54 PM No.723235921 [Report]
Like the last two I love how it looks but the gameplay will probably be babby tier.
Anonymous 10/14/2025, 3:39:22 PM No.723236254 [Report]
>>723235574 (OP)
Yoshi's Story was bad. A game that's nostalgia-baiting Yoshi's Story will probably also be bad.
Anonymous 10/14/2025, 4:06:05 PM No.723237776 [Report] >>723238640
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When will we have a second Yoshi game that isn't piss easy?
Anonymous 10/14/2025, 4:07:34 PM No.723237849 [Report]
Fetus game
Anonymous 10/14/2025, 4:22:56 PM No.723238640 [Report] >>723239364
>>723237776
They made Donkey Kong piss easy when the series was supposed to be more difficult than Mario. There's no hope for Yoshi being above infant difficulty.
Anonymous 10/14/2025, 4:32:22 PM No.723239174 [Report] >>723239231 >>723239364 >>723240293 >>723242023
>>723235574 (OP)
>Kirby is embryo-tier
>Yoshi is fetus-tier
>Mario is infant-tier
>DK is toddler-tier
>Metroid is preschooler-tier
When does Nintendo start making games for players over the age of 5? Do they not have enough baby franchises? Why not just make a few games not for literal preschool children?
Anonymous 10/14/2025, 4:33:25 PM No.723239231 [Report]
>>723239174
Also this isn't asking for edgelord shadow the hedgehog shit, just games with their normal aesthetic but more difficult to master.
Anonymous 10/14/2025, 4:35:51 PM No.723239364 [Report] >>723239621
>>723238640
>>723239174
Bro tropical freeze was the last 2D DK. I will not bear witness to such slander.
Anonymous 10/14/2025, 4:37:10 PM No.723239453 [Report]
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>723235710
>Obligation to pretend we're "fucking hyped" to own the snoys
Anonymous 10/14/2025, 4:39:44 PM No.723239621 [Report]
>>723239364
>released 11 years ago
Anonymous 10/14/2025, 4:40:37 PM No.723239680 [Report]
>>723235574 (OP)
cute baby game
Anonymous 10/14/2025, 4:42:24 PM No.723239775 [Report] >>723244361
>>723235710
the alleged existence of "sony fans" is the most forced /v/ delusion ever. at most you'll have someone obsessed over a specific game, if even that.
Anonymous 10/14/2025, 4:46:25 PM No.723240004 [Report] >>723243814
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>>723235574 (OP)
Unnecessary waste, it only exists as a marketing game for him being in Mario Movie 2 (That’s what I’m calling it, I prefer numerical titles)
Anonymous 10/14/2025, 4:47:50 PM No.723240103 [Report] >>723241143
>>723235574 (OP)
Woolly World was kino.
The next one was mediocre.
I don't know what to expect. At least it looks cute.
Anonymous 10/14/2025, 4:50:51 PM No.723240293 [Report] >>723240921 >>723241074
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>>723239174
>When does Nintendo start making games for players over the age of 5?
You all got filtered by F-Zero 99, so you've shown that you don't deserve big boy games.
Anonymous 10/14/2025, 4:54:24 PM No.723240506 [Report]
>>723235574 (OP)
Why not make his games harder? Yoshi has a level of lethality and movility that Mario can only match when he's riding a Yoshi. So was not make a game that pushes the player to use all of that to the maximum extent or else.
Anonymous 10/14/2025, 4:59:20 PM No.723240815 [Report] >>723243564
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They should just make a Yoshi dating sim
Anonymous 10/14/2025, 4:59:41 PM No.723240840 [Report]
I hate niggers
Anonymous 10/14/2025, 5:00:50 PM No.723240921 [Report]
>>723240293
>F-Zero 99

I miss the daily threads it used to get
Anonymous 10/14/2025, 5:03:12 PM No.723241074 [Report]
>>723240293
I'm still upset that I was never able to win a GP.
Anonymous 10/14/2025, 5:04:15 PM No.723241143 [Report]
>>723240103
It's sad thats its just been downhill since wooly world
It was mid. But I liked it and it was cozy.
Anonymous 10/14/2025, 5:17:45 PM No.723242023 [Report]
>>723239174
All of these series minus Kirby used to have a bit of an edge to them. Super Metroid had bloody corpses right at the beginning
Anonymous 10/14/2025, 5:42:31 PM No.723243564 [Report] >>723252175
>>723240815
I unironically want sonic team to make a persona style rpg/dating game. Yes I am autistic.
Anonymous 10/14/2025, 5:42:37 PM No.723243570 [Report]
>>723235574 (OP)
Nintendo has changed the world again. Trendsetters, as always.
Anonymous 10/14/2025, 5:44:09 PM No.723243656 [Report]
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My hope is that the 100% aspect will be genuinely difficult. I can already see there being some crazy niche interactions involving hauling enemies across really broad areas that count as saved "facts".
Anonymous 10/14/2025, 5:46:39 PM No.723243814 [Report]
>>723240004
>mustache is completely different
>doesnt even have eyebrows
>almost 1K for this shit
Anonymous 10/14/2025, 5:48:32 PM No.723243941 [Report] >>723247719 >>723258375
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>still no true 3d yoshi game
Anonymous 10/14/2025, 5:55:15 PM No.723244361 [Report]
>>723239775
Just because it makes literally zero sense for someone to be a sony fan let alone own a sony console still doesn't make it untrue that there exists a ton of them
Anonymous 10/14/2025, 6:15:28 PM No.723245773 [Report]
>>723235574 (OP)
Eat asshole
Anonymous 10/14/2025, 6:42:03 PM No.723247563 [Report]
tailbutt sexo
Anonymous 10/14/2025, 6:43:58 PM No.723247719 [Report] >>723249349
>>723243941
lol what if instead of spitting tails out he pooped him out in an egg
Anonymous 10/14/2025, 7:05:14 PM No.723249349 [Report]
>>723247719
Pretty sure that mod actually lets you do that
Anonymous 10/14/2025, 7:12:11 PM No.723249816 [Report]
>>723235574 (OP)

Absolutely horrid name
Anonymous 10/14/2025, 7:47:10 PM No.723252175 [Report]
>>723243564
ok cory
Anonymous 10/14/2025, 8:10:00 PM No.723253804 [Report] >>723255629
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Would you play Yoshis Inside Story?
Anonymous 10/14/2025, 8:35:02 PM No.723255629 [Report] >>723258158
>>723253804
Without a second thought, yes.
Anonymous 10/14/2025, 8:40:36 PM No.723256025 [Report]
>>723235574 (OP)
kinda cool. Reminds me of Yoshi Story.
i'd maybe give it a shot if it was on Switch 1
Anonymous 10/14/2025, 8:43:22 PM No.723256196 [Report]
>>723235574 (OP)
Nintendo fucking won.
Anonymous 10/14/2025, 9:13:01 PM No.723258158 [Report]
>>723255629
What would the story be?
Anonymous 10/14/2025, 9:16:06 PM No.723258375 [Report]
>>723243941
Mario 64 DS? But I can understand if you don’t count that since Yoshi’s name isn’t in the title of the game
Anonymous 10/14/2025, 9:43:38 PM No.723260346 [Report]
>>723235574 (OP)
Looks like dogshit, like every Yoshi game that isn't Yoshi's Island. Far and away Nintendo's shittiest series.
Also when are they gonna change Yoshi's design so he isn't a squat little frog with a bowling ball for a nose and make him look like a dinosaur again?