Anonymous
10/14/2025, 9:15:49 PM
No.723258362
Look man, 99% of us aren't gigachads that can make women bow to their will. My wife is a retarded sperg, but she looks good, cooks for me and sucks my dick so I put up with her shit. It is what it is.
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 9:18:14 PM
No.723258532
>>723259709
>>723258346
OP hates any and every reminder he will forever be alone
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 9:19:36 PM
No.723258634
>>723258735
>>723259153
>>723258476
>Wife's boyfriend
Its funny for how long this meme has been around I've never actually met someone this cucked to actually be in a half open relationship
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 9:19:58 PM
No.723258660
>>723258753
>>723259494
>im really fucking drunk right now lmao
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 9:21:04 PM
No.723258735
>>723258634
Because it basically doesn't happen in real life, like most ragebait/demoralization shit.
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 9:22:22 PM
No.723258829
>DISCLAIMER
by „wife“ those nerds mean their moms
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 9:24:34 PM
No.723258998
>>723258217 (OP)
Heard this constantly in EVE Online.
The only time it was funny was when a normally calm fleet commander started stammering heavily. Turns out his wife was blowing him while he was herding hundreds of his fellow retard pilots.
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 9:26:45 PM
No.723259153
>>723258634
You have to basically hang out around city millennials to see it firsthand.
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 9:31:01 PM
No.723259494
>>723258660
i look like this and say things like this
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 9:32:45 PM
No.723259610
>>723258217 (OP)
/gkick
same with "brb smoke break"
Fuck off and stop making people wait for your gay ass
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 9:34:19 PM
No.723259709
>>723259840
>>723258532
It's not that. He's referring to addressing a real life occurrence using video game terminology. It's the same reason why we cringe when people refer to their ages as "levels".
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 9:36:29 PM
No.723259840
>>723259709
I always think of people who think of ages as levels as people who have beards, glasses, probably wearing a hat indoors and have some really gay tattoos
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 9:48:10 PM
No.723260679
>>723261079
>>723258753
>>723260578
Just close the thread, you stupid motherfucker.
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 9:53:50 PM
No.723261079
>>723260679
>man I can't stop sucking all these dicks like the huge faggot I am
>>723260765
If this is a frog website how come you are not allowed to post on /a/? checkmate dick sucker
