The absolute state of Pokemon reviews
>"The city could have more visual personality and aesthetic variety, but in terms of world design, it's fantastic: between completing the wild areas, seeing how it changes between day and night, doing side missions, picking up things you see on the ground, climbing scaffolding to get a useful collectible, climbing up to the rooftops, discovering how to get to certain areas, approaching a group of characters to see what funny stories they tell you, and maybe even taking a photo in a cool spot, in the end, you get caught up in it and the journey to your goal becomes a series of little adventures and achievements that you enjoy just as much as your main missions."
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 10:44:01 PM
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>>723265672
Still better than mainline games
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 10:45:46 PM
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>Trusting the MAGA media's endless hit jobs on Pokemon
LOL
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 10:57:33 PM
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>>723264706
>Still better than mainline games
Probably much worse than arceus.
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 11:02:37 PM
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>>723266061
>>723264627 (OP)
I hope you made that review up. I have no hope at all from journos but come on.
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 11:03:35 PM
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>>723267938
>>723266001
I didn't. it's from the most popular videogame website in Spain.
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 11:04:16 PM
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>>723264627 (OP)
Journalists are paid off, I’m playing through this now and this city is fucking lifeless, all the biomes are exactly the same.
You will hate rooftops
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 11:04:29 PM
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>>723266254
>>723264627 (OP)
Going to sell 30 million copies anyway.
You lost.
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 11:06:39 PM
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>>723266116
Who lost? The poke shit fans will get garbage games for decades and Pokemon company will still make 1 trillion dollars from the 2$ budget they gave to the faggots at GF.
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 11:09:05 PM
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We all lost. We lose more every single day.
>>723264627 (OP)
Pokemon sucks so much shit
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 11:32:29 PM
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>>723269557
>>723266061
that's wild. he's just describing basic features we've seen in games for decades like they are some amazing feat of design
>>723267938
Yup and it's the same guy that gave Expedition 33 a 7.8 (Pokemon is 8.5)
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 12:16:15 AM
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>>723269557
Wild because E33 is just please cheap knockoff of gets that am have already been done better a dozen times over. He should have rated it a 6.8-7.2
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 12:18:02 AM
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>>723271226
>How it feels to not longer be a pokemon fan since gen 7
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 12:18:18 AM
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>>723269557
Wild, because E33 is a just a cheap derivative knockoff of the jrpg formula that's already been done a dozen times over. He should have rated it a 6.8-7.2.
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 12:40:01 AM
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the wild area and battle zone bullshit is fucking stupid. it doesn't feel like pokemon and humans coexisting when they've purposely done everything they can to distance them as much possible with these ugly fucking baby-tier zones with hologram walls. Game Freak should be nuked. They are worthless.