Thread 723272557

The next windows update for windows 11 will enfore digital id requirements and link all crypto wallets to said digital id's and to prevent people from migration to linux they're going to use a firmware update to prevent uninstalling windows 11 without a government approved token key! You will need a I.T. LICENSE IN THE UK TO INSTALL SOFTWARE INCLUDING WEB BROWSERS AFTER THE UPDATE AND ALL SOFTWARE AND APPS WILL NEED A GOVERNMENT APPROVAL REQUEST THROUGH THE DIGITAL ID APP

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>>723272557 (OP)
>H3

>>723272557 (OP)
Only a /pol/tard could believe something that stupid.

>>723272557 (OP)
>prevent uninstalling the OS
you don't reformat when you do this?

>>723272557 (OP)
All my money is stored in the form of gold hidden under my mattress

why is the UK so hilariously cucked?

>>723272557 (OP)
I only believe this because my opinion of the UK is that low.
If they didn't want me to believe something so obviously fake they wouldn't be such a stupid country.

>>723272730
UK calendars are H1-H4

>>723273181
I made 12 inch dildos out of all my gold. I have 12 12 inch solid gold dildos in my ass at all times. If you want to rob me, you have to touch both my ass and also the dildos, making you gay and nobody wants to be gay.