Thread 723284128

Can Humans and Sangheili truly put aside their differences and get along peacefully?

>>723284128 (OP)
Ive never played Halo iml ive only seen pornography of the aliens. but after the Halo Wars or whatever im sure they can rebuild

we're eating good

>>723284597
My only hope for what I want is to pay to have my corpse frozen so I have the slim odds of being revived when technology gets crazy enough and we've either discovered cute aliens or built fully functional robot wives.
The modern era fucking sucks. I wish I was born a couple hundred years from now.

>>723284128 (OP)
I believe Sangeili women are owed reparations in the form of human dick. And I have no justification for this belief either.

>>723284597
I bet you aliens have a healthy black market for human abduction porn

is there even a single sangheili female in halo? not that im complaining

>>723287587
Nope.

>>723287587
Only in Halo 5 and they're only on comms

>>723287587
There is one on the radio in Halo 5 that I don't think has a personality that I could tell you nothing about because I did not play it.

>>723287587
halo legends had a take on one

>>723284128 (OP)
I FINISHED MY HALO 1 REPLAY BROS AND it still fucking owns. The few times I got bogged down I forgot that THE RULE of playing Halo 1 is run like a penguin with its ass on fire but once you always have that in mind GOD DAMN that game is fun to play. Since the rest is almost entirely new to me I decided to play ODST next and I'm disappointed how beefy you feel. I know they said you're supposed to be the non-SPESS MEHREEN humanity's got but you're still beating the absolute FUCK out of those aliens by yourself. Other than the themeing clashing with the gameplay like that, been enjoyable. Not too sure about this mid-mission stuff trying to find people but we shall see. Absofuckinglutely love me some Halos

>>723287587
the sangheili are the females, the grunts are the males

Yeah... sorry about this but aliens would NEVER do it with humans, even in vidjea

>>723289623
But goat women will?

>>723284597
>>723285586
This is the specific reason I genuinely unironically hope to God that the schizos are right about 3I/ATLAS being an ayy lmao spaceship and that they're based ayys that invite us to be part of some space federation or something instead of something cringe like blowing us up or enslaving us. I'd do fucking anything for an 8 foot tall scaly alien wife

>>723289623
I bet aliens are total freaks for alien ass (i.e, our asses)

But why do aliens desire humans?

>>723289364
Dios mio...

>>723284128 (OP)
They unironically would. The problem is that they're following the Prophets before they met man kind.

>>723289782
Honestly I would love more stories where aliens show up and they genuinely want to make shit better for us. Any species advanced enough to travel the stars isn't going to be after resources or slaves.
>aliens invade Earth
>immediately implement a 20 hour work week, mandatory genetic modification to make everyone smarter, hotter and healthier and gives everyone a robot companion that they can have sex with if they want
>all loyalty for the old regimes and "muh HFY" goes out the window and everyone welcomes the benevolent alien overlords with open arms
>decades later and it doesn't even turn out to be a XCOM/Advent situation where the alien rulers have some weird ulterior motive, they legitimately just like seeing shit be better for everyone

>>723290150
Imagine a world where the Prophets were all beaten to death by Grunts before first contact with Humanity and all the other Covenant species immediately love Humanity because they're the chosen ones and shit.

>>723290154
But muh dystopia
>gene modding in a positive light
REEEEEEEE

>>723290154
>"muh HFY"
I hate this retarded mindset. Do these fuckers that shout this realizes that
>17.8% is curry
>18.8% is basketball players
>17.2% fortune cookie maker

>>723290391
Those people aren't human, anon.
Simple as

>>723289934
Their game is literally never updating ever.

>>723290536
Tell that to the HFYtards. I would welcome out alien/AI overlord at this point.

Sangheili women better have pussy mandibles too

>>723290391
>HFYfags when they realize that they're more likely to be murdered by another human than by an alien

>>723288814
wow they made the females skinny af. i dont think this is the big alien gyatt that most ppl wanted but the males are always hot so it's all good.

>>723284592
>259cm
>only 178kg
what are their bones and muscles made of, aerogel?

>>723290391
Now when we refer to "HFY" we obviously mean the humans that invented the wheel and have running water. Smelly low iq swarthoids with undeveloped frontal lobes would never get into space and meet aliens anyway.

STFU and post more alien ass

>>723290154
>Aliens announce they’re here to make us slaves
>Their slave force has a better quality of life than the average person

>>723290626
Tell them what? Shit they already know? Do you think anybody but retarded redditors posting the most bottom of the barrel trash possible are considering ramjeet the dung eater when he's talking about the Spirit of Man? No, subhumans are SUBhuman, humanity is comprised of those who actually built and maintained civilizations worth a damn

>>723290391
>>723290626
Yea, I'm selling humanity out to the alien overlords in a heartbeat.
I fundamentally dream about aliens and robots because I lament dealing with humans.

>>723290707
>they try to rob the aliens
>aliens deem mankind a lost cause and just blows up the planet
I can totally see this happening.

>>723290950
No, talk about per capita instead.

>>723291089
This guy, Steve Irwin and the Big Lez Show were the only good thing to come out of Australia.

>>723291089
Brutes are 12% of the Covenant population yet commit 60% of the covenant's violent crime
Brutes require correction

why do these guys always have snipers

>>723288814
pure kino to this day

>>723292074
good eyesight and reflexes

>>723292074
they're cowards and pirates

>>723291817
Prophets are only .04% of the Covenants population but own all the financial and educational institutions, curious!

>>723292350
a brute squad has been dispatched to your location heretic

>>723292230
Why don't they wear shoes?

>>723289782
>>723290154
>lmao lets warp an entire's species worth of potential timelines of countless born and unborn individuals, tread on their self-determination and integrate them into foreign culture and economic systems until they lose their identity as a natural outcome
Uh-uh, species advanced enough.
No one is obligated to make anything for anyone, least of all gibsmedats welfare for foolish and irresponsible manchildren, especially those looking down on others.

Human Reparations

>>723284128 (OP)
Snek

>>723292505
She's looking at him like he's a freshly made pozole.

>>723292074
>bulge
Dropped

>>723292543
I would be a heating unit for one of them.

>>723292621
that's just the armor
you're seeing things anon...

>>723292394
He's part of de brute squad

>>723292350
But how could the simple priest caste gain so much power Hatemonger?

>>723290154
You might enjoy reading The Culture.

>>723290154
The True HFY mindset is humanity is the first and its our duty to be this for the universe.

Arbiter a bit thicker than I remember

>>723291389
Danger 5 and Tarrantino were pretty cool

>>723294390
Correct, based and whitepilled, its what Jesus would want. Man isn't a genetic structure its a state of mind and philosophy towards life.

>>723293149
That's what they all say, then the armor comes off and...

>>723290154
Humanity has treated their own like shit for millennia.
What would even be different being rude by aliens?
At least they would have no need to lie about everything

Hear me out

>>723298428
Well? I'm waiting for this crazy idea that you expect me to react to

>>723298527
So basically, my idea goes like this

>>723298646
Yes and? Where's the insane suggestion, that seems rather reasonable to me

>alien but with human erogenous features
fucking plebs

This thread has a lot of cool sangheili pics. :)

>>723301494
Yeah, yeah. You're so cool for not being attracted to all the things that make women sexy, anon.

>>723301494
nigger we've all jerked it to teraurge (v3 literally never ever silksong came out before it), you're not some patrician for it
some guys like tits/hips and a not-3dpd personality on the same package

>>723284128 (OP)
Rube needs to hurry the fuck up and continue his halo porn comic.

>>723302471
Didn't he get asshurt that his brute/odst pair was way more popular than anything else and tried to shut it down?

>>723302707
Wouldn't know, I just look at the hot pictures and fap to it.

My favourite NSFW artist meltdown still remains Sinnercomics tho

>>723302707
didnt try, did. he "killed them offscreen" becase he hated them so much apparently.

>>723304050
what the fuck man

>>723304115
yeah..its one of the big tragedies, its up there with things like "V3" finally getting cancelled.

>>723304050
Asshole. Shame though, I enjoy his art and really wanted more or a genderswapped version.

>>723304050
Well did his following tank for that, at least?

>>723305820
absolutely, that i know for sure.

>>723284128 (OP)
I will shill my fic again.
https://archiveofourown org/works/62347525
Rookie x Elite x Jackal.
Update SOON™

>>723289782
>>723290154
If you are white you won't live to see it because the first thing benevolent invading aliens will do is raze Europe, America, and Oceania to the ground.

low quality bait

I don't like how expensive groceries are these days.

>>723306413
Me too, Arby, me too. Ground beef used to be 3 bucks a pound at costco and now its up to 5.

gay for elites

>Gay post instantly gets deleted
>Pictures with bare tits still up
Oh janitors, you goobers.

>>723307237
>>723307457
faggot

>>723307457
It wasn't the jannies.
Realized it might have had genital.

>>723307764
Ah, fair enough.

>>723292403
they always gotta be footjob ready