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Anonymous No.723288680 >>723288921 >>723290112 >>723290521 >>723291580 >>723291747 >>723291768 >>723296139 >>723296421
Ozempikachu
Anonymous No.723288710
The tail is the worst part honestly.
Anonymous No.723288921
>>723288680 (OP)
jesus that is horrific
Anonymous No.723289078 >>723294245
>Why doesn't gamefreak actually do something different for a change
>Does something different
>NOOO NOT LIKE THAT
Anonymous No.723289638 >>723290457
Circle headed Pikachu has existed for a long time in merchandise, it's just TPC forcing Gamefreak to update to the design they want.
Anonymous No.723290112
>>723288680 (OP)
He doesn't even look like a rodent anymore. He's a human fetus with carrot ears and a lightning bolt tail.
Anonymous No.723290372
still fuckable
Anonymous No.723290407
looks like a pikachu drawn so that if the teacher tried to erase it off a whiteboard they'd be trolled with a penis in permanent marker
Anonymous No.723290457
>>723289638
the black plague also happened but doesn't mean i want to go through it
Anonymous No.723290521
>>723288680 (OP)
Upgrade, to be honest family. Looks like they took the best parts of Pikachu and the best parts of Pichu and combined them. Thoughever nothing will ever top absoluteunit-chu from the original Red/Blue games
Anonymous No.723290602
Tom is usually the one who gets his head stuck in the tube, why did they do it to electric Jerry
Anonymous No.723291580 >>723296389
>>723288680 (OP)
This was always the best Pikachu
Anonymous No.723291747
>>723288680 (OP)
Anonymous No.723291768 >>723291895 >>723292368
>>723288680 (OP)
i dont understand why everyone is freaking out about this. its barely even different, physically. the biggest difference is the color/lighting, which doesnt even matter.

so why is everyone shitting their pants?
Anonymous No.723291895 >>723292213
>>723291768
>its barely even different
>t. blind
Anonymous No.723292213 >>723293854
>>723291895
ok, lets list it:
>ears a little bigger and fatter
>eyes a little bigger
>head a little wider
>tail a little thicker
>feet a little thicker
>just a liiiiittle bit more belly
>but the profile is still exactly the same.
its like 5-10% differences, with the exception of tail being like 3x thicker. but whats wrong with a thicker tail instead of a piece of cardboard?

seriously. explain it to me.
Anonymous No.723292274 >>723293882
bro they gave pikachu childbearing hips
Anonymous No.723292368
>>723291768
>so why is everyone shitting their pants?
change = bad
Anonymous No.723293854 >>723294190
>>723292213
>seriously. explain it to me.
Original pikachu looked like a big, chubby mouse who happened to have electrical powers. The left pikachu that succeeded it was obviously given a more marketable shape for toys, the right is even further doubling down on that on an already inferior design to the point where it doesn't at all look like an animal but just some random thing you'd use as a key ring or back pack charm. Its head is too big to the point where it breaks the fluid lines because market research said that big heads on undersized bodies sells better. Its ears randomly jut out to the sides instead of at any angle to its rear because its easier to make molds for and harder for the chink sweatshops they contract to fuck it up. Its tail is now just a playdough lump that doesn't even look like a lightning bolt instead of having any sharp angles because
>easier to produce
>less trannies whining that the tail shape changes based on gender
Every single decision made about it has clearly been made from the cynical position of how best to make money off it when it was already a design degraded by that thought and already making literal millions of dollars for them.
Anonymous No.723293882
>>723292274
Anonymous No.723294037
fat pikachu better
Anonymous No.723294190
>>723293854
>Its ears randomly jut out to the sides instead of at any angle to its rear
as if ears dont move? its just a render.
>it breaks the fluid lines
so your complaint is that it looks like an actual head, instead of a bean with a face. wow. thats it?

also all of your "reasons" for "why" are entirely made up guesses. you're barking at ghosts.
Anonymous No.723294245
>>723289078
Its a lack of talent anon
Anonymous No.723294273
Pokemon losing its artstyle is one of the major reasons new pokemon look so shitty
It went from dragon quest inspired to digimon to just plushbait
Anonymous No.723296139
>>723288680 (OP)
Same Energy
Anonymous No.723296389
>>723291580
We need to go back
Anonymous No.723296421
>>723288680 (OP)
They're turning the Pikachu's gay